SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2 (Zero Punctuation)

[@ericsebena1734]

If they released a Mario game in which Peach kidnapped Mario and you played as Bowser who had to rescue him, I would buy that in an instant. I would preorder it the day that it was announced.

[@michaeldawson1194]

+Eric Sebena It's called Luigi's mansion

[@ericsebena1734]

Flynn Gumshoe Luigi's Mansion is nooothing like that.... o.O

[@lnsflare1]

Eric Sebena True Gaming Secrets Revealed: The ghosts in Luigi's Mansion originated when the Princess liked Mario and all of his Extra Lives after one too many kidnappings. There were no Bowser ghosts, though, because she didn't kill him. No matter how much he begged her to.

[@Willie_Pete_Was_Here]

Mario kidnaps Bowser and Peach has to rescue him

[@justinwalker7418]

It’s called default dan

[@ThePCguy17]

...cake...I knew of a drama teacher who taught Shakespeare using the word cake instead of sex. Her students now can't play portal or have any social relations with anybody without either dying or dying of laughter.

[@dry90125]

Who wouldn't?! The old internet portal meme now not only means something, but now is truer words that have never been spoken... Or falsely accused of ra- AND I'll stop there.

[@kasterborous1701]

The cake is a lie.

[@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl]

Ironically, Super Mario Galaxy 2's disc ID is "Super Mario Galaxy More", which possibly suggests it was originally intended as an expansion pack rather than a true sequel.

[@callinater6133]

No. That suggests it started as dlc but eventually the file size became too big so it ballooned into a sequel

[@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl]

@@callinater6133 Wii games don't have DLC...

[@callinater6133]

@@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl well it doesn’t change the fact that galaxy 2 has more content than the first game anyway so it has a right to be its own game. Especially considering 2 vastly improved the level design. Btw, I didn’t realise how old this comment was. Sorry. Nice to see you’re still on KZbin though.

[@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl]

@@bt3743 Again... Wii games don't have DLC.

[@beesree39]

@@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl what's the difference between expansion pack and dlc as we use those terms

[@Shnurbinator]

2:12 That reminds of a time when I was on a plane and a flight attendant said, "Please turn your electronic devices on Airplane Mode. If you do not know how to turn it to airplane mode, please turn it off. If you do not know how to turn it off, please wait and we will help you."

[@raconbacon5649]

Got to be inclusive for all those who are too (trying not to be ovensive) special to probably have phones anyway Also the elderly who dont know what an on/off button is just baecause it is on modern technology despite them having used such buttons before(this genuinly happen to me once before, i had to explain an on/off button)

[@MarchingGrrl]

Shnurbinator probably because they have troublesome assholes who say things like “I didn’t know how to do that/that we were supposed to do that” when the flight attendant notices them using their phone. This way, it’s all been gone over and they can bring the full force of the flight security to bear

[@lowleypeasentmr.l8836]

@@MarchingGrrl I'm imagined the end of blues brothers when you said "bring the full force of flight security" but happening between the narrow isles.

[@Tyr_Archalion]

So that scene in NSMBW where the Koopalings kidnap Peach by throwing a giant cake on her, that was actually...

[@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez]

A gangbang? A bukkake? Incest? Wait, that last one got debunked by Miyamoto.

[@aztn19]

An orgy, presumably

[@useraccount333]

"You jump, emitting a hearty vocalization like a flamboyant homosexual being goosed while breathing helium." OH GOD MY SIDES

[@dry90125]

AGAIN.

[@BucketCrust]

Pause it when he brings up text adventures. You won't regret it.

[@MrStarscream427]

I didn't regret it

[@jp5394]

You sir deserve some "cake"

[@zyad48]

which point do I pause?

[@zyad48]

***** XDDDDD

[@ToonedMinecraft]

screwy109 It´s straight from a different episode, the lazy twat

[@RiDaku]

"I'll just sit here slapping myself in the face until you come back." This, coupled with Yahtzee's buttdance with eyes on his boxers, proves that he cares more about his fans than he lets on.

[@WinterCedar]

I never thought I'd be getting life advice from a sweary brit on the internet.

[@gurumanlives4231]

MasterCheifn343 *Australian

[@WinterCedar]

He's from Britain, therefore, he's a Brit.

[@gurumanlives4231]

MasterCheifn343 He lives in Australia. Don't know if he was born there or moved there, but I assumed that he was still considered Australian.

[@WinterCedar]

Check out his wiki page. He was born in England and lived there for 20 years.

[@gurumanlives4231]

MasterCheifn343 Ah, ok I just thought taht he was Australian since he refrences the country quite a lot in his newer videos.

[@almatsailaukhan9181]

I love those little pauses before he says... cake

[@mattomanx77]

I actually did pause the video to watch his first review for a laugh.

[@WordedDrake]

+Solarius The Blaziken Ditto.

[@TheCatOfWarCSGO]

+Frank J If you're just going to agree with a comment without contributing anything meaningful, why not +1 the comment instead of wasting your own time? :p

[@mattomanx77]

TheCatOfWar Because comments make me feel apreciated

[@TheCatOfWarCSGO]

Solarius The Blaziken Well I meant Frank but okay then xD

[@WordedDrake]

TheCatOfWar You're a man of no nonsense. I can respect that.

[@raikespeare]

"Hey! When Mr. Croshaw mentioned the promise of cake, I remembered that famous phrase from Portal which is now a massive internet meme! I bet it'd be really clever to post it here with my comment. Let me just quickly scroll down to check and see if no one else posted it... Ah, gawd dammit!!"

[@shantheman9922]

I love all the tiny references in his videos that you have to be paying attention to or you'll miss them, like his David Bowie reference at the end that ties in with the galaxy theme

[@Lolwutfordawin]

I loved this game, just a fun, charming adventure and one of the few 3D platformers that are really good.

[@saoirseoceallaigh3387]

"NEAT UND TIDY!" The only cure for OCD is for everything to be NEAT UND TIDY!

[@timebomb4562]

to be fair season 8 was brilliant

[@thefreebooter8816]

There's a STAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN waiting in the sky, he'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'll blow our minds There's a STAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN waiting in the sky, He's told us not to blow it Cause he knows it's all worthwhile He told me: Let the children lose it Let the children use it Let all the children boogie (cool guitar solo)

[@DeepDiveDevin]

+the Freebooter RIP

[@brodygordon3565]

+the Freebooter I read this hearing his voice. What a great musician, he will be missed.

[@RedRanger9X]

I lost it at "NEAT UND TIDY" XD

[@hd_harold7587]

I kind of want some cake right now.

[@TheSeanoftheBread]

HD_Harold There's a good website for cakes: bakehub.com. They've got everything from basic eggs and flour to egg whites and flour to flour on flour and egg on egg. (If you're into that)

[@hd_harold7587]

The Bread Man*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

[@ryanbarham8464]

+The Bread Man If there's no frosting, I'm not very interested.

[@TheSeanoftheBread]

Ryan Barham They have frosting, frost shots, frosting pies, and everything in between.

[@ryanbarham8464]

The Bread Man Huh, my pants seem tight all of a sudden...

[@JusticeForPottsvilleMaroons]

Considering what "cake" is used for as slang now, this makes the cake jokes in this video work even better.

[@PewPewBeets]

I just now noticed that the eyes of every tired or stressed out character in Zero Punctuation are actually just commas.

[@TheDrawdex]

I was laughing so hard at the slapping-looking for wine scene that I actually looked for wine to make it even funnier.

[@Epicmonk117]

That "cake" was DELICIOUS!!!

[@DeepRockGalacticMissionControl]

nea my ears

[@lowhp_comic]

*KAKACARROTCAKE PATY, HE DIDN'T INVITE ME TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY*

[@matrikomatriko]

*YOU MONSTER FRISBEE!!!*

[@HarmonicVector]

*WE ONLY HAVE 50 EPISODES BEFORE NAMEK ASPLODES.*

[@PsychoDiesel48]

Jensi Oquendo FREEZIE POOOOOOOOP!!!! XD

[@mrchadepik]

Tried the whole inviting someone out for cake! They where not happy when I gave them a slice of cake. Did I miss something ?

[@snakething87]

9 years later and this style has aged like fine wine.

[@Oziji]

0:53 the self, the anima and the shadow

[@timebomb4562]

there is one thing that bugs me about this in both 1 and 2 bowser kidnaps peach during an event known as the stardust festival which happens once every hundred years does anyone actually age in addition to not learning a fucking thing

[@natnew32]

The universe does weird stuff during the original's ending, my interpretation was that Rosalina reset it to right before the festival so that everyone could still get the festival they deserved, or something along those lines.

[@slamjamcentral]

Nah man, I think you misheard it. It happens every 100 seconds. thats why peach gets kidnaped so much

[@helloworld9957]

The flow of time itself is convoluted, with heroes centuries old phasing in and out. The very fabric wavers, and relations shift and obscure. There's no telling how much longer your world and mine will remain in contact.

[@timebomb4562]

Erick Hernandez wait hang on are you an alien and is this something like the legend of zelda with like another incarnation of mario and peach

[@skelskeleton]

Is that a dark souls reference?

[@ghosttoast54]

2:40 Starship Narcissist LOL

[@hellfun1337]

1. done it, 2. done it, 3. in progress.....

[@ChimeraReiax]

>member of the opposite sex >also member of the opposite fanbase Yatzee I love your little touches sometimes.

[@They_are_Arthur]

The end of Mario Galaxy sort of did a reset button on every character's minds, so Mario Galaxy 2 is the same thing with no character recalling what happened because it somewhat didn't happen.

[@firaxis5050]

Man, the ZP theme sounds so awesome using headphones...

[@sandrols7]

I'd actually like a Mario game where Bowser has to rescue Mario from Peach!:D

[@DenzaMan]

I once heard a character in a TV show mention that they never play sequels, after living in this gaming generation for roughly 16 years this is a philosophy I am highly considering taking up.

[@Andaverde]

you do relize that if it was that easy to get "cake" their would be no video game industry :P

[@herpnderpn2484]

Demegor "cake" is incredibly easy to get. particularly when the other party wants your.... "cake".

[@UTcommando]

When I got to that part, I had to rewind to make sure he actually said it with a mocking German accent, and when my suspicions were confirmed I promptly laughed hysterically.

[@ShatterPalm]

If Cake is the mushroom kingdom word for sex, then the cake truly is a lie.

[@RShonta]

Then why does Mario keep falling for it? That mustachioed idiot.

[@saltycracker5977]

Because she keeps getting captured before she can give him the cake...

[@rbraunbeck96]

GleamEyes What if the only Mario game that actually happened was the first one and all the rest (excluding the spin-offs, Super Mario Land (becuase Mario was rescuing Daisy from a villain that wasn't Bowser) and the US version of Super Mario Bros 2 because that was actually just a dream that Mario was having one night) are just people retelling the story with it getting more exaggerated and changed each time

[@ShatterPalm]

kyotheman69 That joke went right over your head, didn't it?

[@dry90125]

CaptainChips holy shit it finally actually means something!

[@NightAvenger92]

That little Ziggy Stardust reference at the end was the icing on the cake. So to speak.

[@jamesreid9284]

I think someone in the Mushroom Kingdom somehow causes a timeline reset every time Mario defeats Bowser. And the two of them have a huge amount of... _determination..._ (Sorry, I had to.)

[@kurtdenter1799]

3:12 Best text adventure ever.

[@NamelessPlayerOfficial]

Pfft we all know the *CAKE* is a lie...

[@Todarain]

No...No, it's a piss cake. From a urinal.

[@Todarain]

Ben McDonald Ever shit in a urinal, son?

[@Todarain]

Ben McDonald Well, at the end of a day, someone has to clean that turd up...

[@NamelessPlayerOfficial]

I know for a fact that it won't be me who's cleaning that up...

[@Todarain]

Derpy guy That's what I feel about the cake.

[@forte8910]

'oubliette', one of my favorite words...

[@timebomb4562]

cake is a metaphor for sex so when they said the cake is a lie they meant yes i'm bringing this up from portal one but what do you expect

[@benjaminc924]

"NEAT UND TIDY"- Yahtzee 2011

[@meddle98]

"Starship narcissism" sounds fun to me

[@eismar5]

actually, the intentional pause to watch the review of the previous game is something that should be included in basically every sequel review, also links in annotations would be greatly appreciated.

[@E-Man5805]

Said the agitated, monosyllabic customer to the confused, senile baker: "The cake is a pie!"

[@SuperLeonification]

I made the biiiiiiig mistake of discovering yahtzee in the morning, I've been watching all day.

[@mecenary1337]

3:30 Yahtzee actually breathes!

[@Jaceblue04]

That's also the inverse of me and my sister: a Mario fan girl and a Sonic fan boy.

[@OCMOOO]

Why would you sniff someone's cake?

[@ThudMan67]

Because I'm dirty.

[@OCMOOO]

sak1221 Eh, fair 'nuff

[@TheTitan9]

The phrase "Neat und Tidy" has infected my every day life.

[@PokeBallZSack]

Did anyone actually take his advice and go and do something they've never done before?

[@ToaKoran]

I tried eating banana chocolate pie at a restaurant, it was disgusting. The moral I learned from this is never leave your comfort zone.

[@PokeBallZSack]

BCUB3D Not sure how you'd have done that to a pile of ashes but ok...

[@ToaKoran]

+PokeBallZSack This... just got a LOT more morbid than I was expecting...

[@prestong.6391]

I watched a Yahtzee episode I've never seen before

[@flynnwalker6595]

no, because I'm not a Mario fan that is on a first name basis with all the pizza delivery boys.

[@biddyfox]

I wanna see a text adventure designed by Yahtzee

[@EC-uc3lr]

02:02 I laughed way to hard at that

[@Jakedynamite8]

"Glass someone" Well, I haven't heard that one before

[@jwil4286]

Yahtzee, did slapping yourself eight times (i counted) hurt at all?

[@bobthebuilder7544]

Probley just slapped his hands together and made the noise.

[@DarkLightProduction9]

That last joke. Well done Mr.Croshaw. Well done.

[@BIadelores]

"1TS4 M3"

[@dry90125]

M4R10

[@LadyIcee]

After all these years this is still funny as hell! been a long time fan and I'm not going anywhere

[@marvinbrewton23]

So in retrospect the "cake" *puts on sun glasses* is a lie!!! .........................puting gun in mouth now -_-

[@NamelessPlayerOfficial]

Meh i might as well do it too... IN STYLE YEEEEEEAAAAAH

[@kingdedede7553]

It seemed the obsession with "cake" has even reached Dream Land. That's all what Kirby wanted in Squeak Squad. And he thought I had it... *Shivers*

[@doctoreggnog6644]

Most people like Simpsons seasons 6-8.

[@SnowflakeVee]

That was the greatest text adventure I have ever seen.

[@1stpltpkmnTR]

That's what I've always hated about Mario, lack of creativity and uniqueness... Either Nintendo should make a new Platforming IP or just change up Mario in some way to make it very... unique for once.

[@Restless_Gambler777]

Nintendo has been innovating and changing Mario. You cant tell me that Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, and Super Mario Galaxy are the exact same game. Yeah plot and story wise they're carbon copies but gameplay wise!? Gameplay wise those games are unique and offer their own unique gaming experiences.

[@1stpltpkmnTR]

Ricardo Antonio Well, more or less they are mostly the same gameplay wise, just with a few added gimmicks. Sunshine having you remove paint with water was creative... but that was mostly it. Galaxy having gravity physics was different, but was more or less just a pool of ways to expand the gameplay with the added idea of gravity. 64, for it's time was amazing and holds up well, but the only uniqueness that game holds mostly is being 3D. Mario is more of a build with added controls based around it, but more or less you're doing the same thing at times rather than being something very different and greatly unique. Granted, those are probably the most unique Mario games, but when you look at a lot of others... yeah...

[@DropkickNation]

You hate Mario for lack of creativity? Thats the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

[@1stpltpkmnTR]

Chris Purolover Well, yeah... I mean, re-hashing the same shite again and again with minor upgrades and often times downgrades is the pinnacle of creativity. (sarcasm) Sorry, but by this point if you think Mario is creative, you're living in a bubble.

[@DropkickNation]

***** Maybe...or maybe you're just one of many persons that liked to jump on the "Mario is non creative" train, after (fairly enough) Nintendo released a handful of still pretty good Mario platformers that were lacking as far as new gameplay mechanics were concerned. They games were still good, so whats the problem? I don't need a new groundbreaking idea every time I purchase a new game, you can still have fun with old ideas getting new follow ups. It just pisses me off how many people seem to have forgotten that, considering that Mario games pretty much set the standards for the last 30 years.

[@thequillster]

I find it strange how, in a matter of two days between this and the first Mario Galaxy zp, they completely changed the intro sequence...

[@EpicLuigi24]

Two similar games in a row = Running out of ideas. Sure..........

[@mackbuscus]

Its not that the two games are similar,its that nintendo has mad mario go into space,which means that most other ideas are technically a downgrade,super mario 3d land was super mario galaxy but without the galaxy bit.

[@aegis027]

Hate to but in, but you're missing the broader picture. For years, Mario has been desperately trying to escape the fact that the core gameplay has been relatively unchanged since the original in terms of core concept, and has been desperately trying to find enough innovation to keep itself alive. And to this point, it's worked because they did enough innovation to keep the IP fresh and fun. See Super Mario 64/Sunshine etc. But then they did Galaxy and apparently thought there was enough innovation to tide us over for 2 games, not realizing that's not how innovation works apparently. Because it is almost literally Super Mario Galaxy again. Same design, same feel, same theme, different levels. As he points out, this is not a bold new game breaking new ground, it's at best an overpriced expansion pack and at worse a moneygrab.

[@navyhusky2020]

Maxenzie Mad Mario? What kind of mushrooms has he been eating!?

[@FatherTime89]

More like at least 20 games in a row. It's Mario they've been releasing samey sequels with him for decades.

[@Necroskull388]

Two identical games in a row.

[@Abir-cb4ii]

That's very thoughtful of you 4:58 18/2/2020

[@lafiki999]

There's a StarMAAAANNN waiting in the sky..... C'mon, why has no-one commented this yet?

[@Paxonize1]

Galaxy oddity, dude i love you for this

[@astroknightsunited]

(The cake is a lie)

[@PootieWienerfish]

Leave this place.

[@T3hMarz]

2007 pls go

[@pat277]

Mario G and never come back. ever.

[@Fironkkuify]

A point he made in one of his other videos is that Nintendo has opted to ignore several years of gameplay innovation. We've gone through the same song and dance of Mario saving the Princess time and time again. Regardless of whether or not the story of a mario game matters as much as its gameplay, it doesn't distract from the fact that it gets old. It renders the previous games moot, or vice versa. It's kind of like a stark contrast to the Sonic universe when you think about it.

[@DuneCarrots]

Dear god help,i've found my youtube crack

[@Tralfazz74]

The "cake" theory makes the end of Super Mario 64 DS all the more perverted.

[@OXXOI77777]

The remake of the level from super mario 64 was so nostalgic, it was one of the best moments in the game for me!

[@guardonesixth]

Holy crap, this is the one Zero Punctuation I haven't yet seen

[@superjew837]

This really helps me appreciate Breaking Bad and The Dark Knight, because they actually knew when to fucking quit it.

[@WingerB17]

How did you get so good at making these videos? I never remember watching one I would refer to as "bad". Did you do them for fun secretly until you were satisfied with them, or did you have a series of hits and misses where you only published the home runs? TLDR; This is the part of the internet that makes me feel smarter, thank you.

[@Snipermonarch]

Actually had a bottle of wine by my computer that I could pour.

[@Rycluse]

You: "I'm not a fanboy..." Everyone else here: "Yes you are"

[@orngjce223]

The development codename for this game was Super Mario Galaxy More. This should tell you a thing or two about their ambitions.

[@grindorblackout1986]

If it makes you feel any better, I did go out and do something new after watching this video. I volunteered to work at the neighborhood bookmobile. Technically I was already planning on this but the point is, I did it

[@BattleJoe97]

@BattlefieldJoe97 he simple fact is that a single world in any recent Mario game has more ideas and interesting gameplay mechanics in it than most full platform games have to offer. The levels in the New Super Mario Bros games and Super Mario 3D Land are designed to introduce a new, different gameplay mechanic in every single stage. Some levels introduce a new mechanic and then it's never seen again - ideas are thrown at you left, right and centre as you play.

[@TheRhuen]

yeah I got one of those long ads when trying to watch a 22 second vid. Its worse when its a commercial before a vid of a commercial.

[@TheMasterDiasaster]

I've been having cake on my birthday ever since I was three.

[@AKawesomeman79]

I lost my shit when he said at the end "Invite them out for... cake"

[@epsleon]

Hi, my name is Leslie. As I sat here, eating my pizza, watching this video, before going to play a game I have been playing for the last week, snuggled in my favourite blanket, I shat myself. You may ask why, 4:56 is why. I'm even wearing a Mario T-Shirt. STOP WATCHING ME FROM THE PAST!

[@ilukaboogyorsurf]

reference to the wine pouring segment 3:27 this was unnessesary i already had Rum

[@Sausagesaucey]

There's no boomerang in skyward sword! That actually surprised me! ^_^

[@bossmanbibble]

at the end i had to rewind and check, and yes, indeed it was a David Bowie reference

[@F12Y14N25]

THAT joke is so old Tutankhamen is rolling in his sarcophagus

[@BloodfelX]

It's just that Bowser got there first and now they can only enjoy the leftovers. ...But she makes up for it by baking a cake and showing it at the end of the credits (or something like that). And no, it's not "cake".

[@FrostCCCP]

i got back with my wine and he was still slapping himself....he is amazing!

[@theburningman5047]

That is no proper slap! Quiet as hell there's no energy in it! Nice video like always =)

[@hcr321]

"Variety is the spice of life, and the status quo is the starch." What if I like corn?

[@kitecompton4108]

Ha ha, people assume I mean a baked dessert when I tell them that I like cake...

[@dabigwaffle123]

cheeky bowie reference at the end

[@LovinaVargas1076]

The best thing is, during the part where he's slapping himself (presumably), I thought I heard him quietly giggling.

[@OctagonCookies]

"The Ego, the Super Ego and the Id" This really cracked me up for some reason.

[@vodkaknight9461]

This might be interesting to some of you, but the disc ID for Mario Galaxy 2 is "Super Mario Galaxy More". So it's likely it was originally DLC or an Expansion.