Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Zero Punctuation)

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8 жыл бұрын

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@700718756
@700718756 8 жыл бұрын
"You'll never break your shoes in properly if you keep re-booting" is now my favorite Zero Punctuation quote.
@mrmonti620
@mrmonti620 8 жыл бұрын
That's definitely one of the greater ones however it will never beat my personal favorite: "Don't worry grief stricken survivor, the troubled soul of your loved one is now at rest, I jumped on her head and I swear her lower jaw went 50 feet."
@haruhisuzumiya6650
@haruhisuzumiya6650 8 жыл бұрын
kinda like Sega's issue with the blue hedgehog... they couldn't keep a persistent story going.
@christoptheillusiveman9875
@christoptheillusiveman9875 8 жыл бұрын
+xXName Is JayXx but thats not one you could use in an ordinary conversation...
@reritheguy6756
@reritheguy6756 5 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee: "It's always stars" Mario Odyssy: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move"
@josephabrams8529
@josephabrams8529 4 жыл бұрын
Also Mario Odyssey: I’m going to have as many moons in this one game as there were stars in the entire damn Mario compendium.
@GreatNegus
@GreatNegus 3 жыл бұрын
Sunshine, tho...
@ThePCguy17
@ThePCguy17 3 жыл бұрын
But as he said when reviewing the game there's that one area where it is stars again, so clearly you can't escape the stars.
@jackatk
@jackatk Ай бұрын
Bot comment :|
@stevedyssal2495
@stevedyssal2495 8 жыл бұрын
Hey, it wasn't always stars! One time it was suns!
@SwerveStarEx
@SwerveStarEx 8 жыл бұрын
If you want to get technical about it, that's still stars. XD
@robbioparl4209
@robbioparl4209 8 жыл бұрын
+SwerveStarEx I suppose the sequel had hearts.
@SwerveStarEx
@SwerveStarEx 8 жыл бұрын
robbio parl Hearts aren't stars! We have a winner! ^^
@timebomb4562
@timebomb4562 8 жыл бұрын
shine sprites in sunshine but they have a similar function
@MrDeits97
@MrDeits97 8 жыл бұрын
+timebomb456 Shine sprites harnessed the power of the sun, didn't they?
@pyro3366films
@pyro3366films 10 ай бұрын
Came back here, right after recent Nintendo Direct
@Wildlander
@Wildlander 8 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else feel like this review ended abruptly? It felt like Yahtzee was building up to some point, but then suddenly the credits rolled.
@smbmadman1
@smbmadman1 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah this was ironically a rather rushed ZP
@Coder-zx4nb
@Coder-zx4nb 8 жыл бұрын
yeah I feel like he's cutting it short. He hardly touched on what he liked or didn't like. Just a bunch of witty summation as if he didn't even play the game... Pretty crap review imo.
@MarshalHopalop
@MarshalHopalop 8 жыл бұрын
i was thinking the same. He mostly garbled on about how much he hated Nintendo, which I could have gotten more than enough of from any one of his videos, Nintendo-related or otherwise.
@coolman5242
@coolman5242 8 жыл бұрын
+Mike Brice You may call it crap, but I call it closure for that shitty Super Paper Mario review he did a decade ago. He spent half of that review shitting on TTYD. At least here he gave the game another chance to the point he could summarize the aspects of the game.
@Coder-zx4nb
@Coder-zx4nb 8 жыл бұрын
***** True but my biggest beef is that he's making a habit out of lazy reviews like this. At this point I don't even follow the channel anymore.
@sethanderson4623
@sethanderson4623 8 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee, this review was really paper thin. It folded as soon as you started.
@brainstorm623
@brainstorm623 8 жыл бұрын
That's a load of bull sheet.
@georgesears934
@georgesears934 8 жыл бұрын
You really ripped into him, way to go! tear him a new one!
@criticalgeek9187
@criticalgeek9187 8 жыл бұрын
I wrote it off the moment I saw the title.
@pluransart1795
@pluransart1795 8 жыл бұрын
He doesn't sound very enthusiastic either
@brainstorm623
@brainstorm623 8 жыл бұрын
Vacso Kagazzle Laloobay Hoophorn Wacago Seiliu That wasn't a paper pun. DISQUALIFICATION!!!
@losersbecomewinners2043
@losersbecomewinners2043 10 ай бұрын
Anyone come back to this review after the remake was announced?
@alastairward2774
@alastairward2774 29 күн бұрын
Yes.
@rebeccaliar9873
@rebeccaliar9873 8 жыл бұрын
You see, people? He CAN be entirely positive!
@ViktorKruger99
@ViktorKruger99 8 жыл бұрын
Just wait for his critique on Uncharted 4 next week, the comment section is going to be a blood bath.
@rockstermaniac
@rockstermaniac 8 жыл бұрын
and it was about a NINTENDO game so yes if true greatness shines upon him he will occasionally bask in it
@plasmatize8494
@plasmatize8494 8 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it is a really well thought-out game. There's a reason everyone wants another Paper Mario game like it, and was disappointed with the Color Splash announcement.
@Rkader11
@Rkader11 8 жыл бұрын
+Victor Kruger I can't wait even tho I loved the game
@Manganization
@Manganization 8 жыл бұрын
Most of his reviews for Nintendo games are often good though. There are just some that doesn't get any criticism at all, and the usual suspects getting the brunt of the roast.
@Spinner891
@Spinner891 8 жыл бұрын
Ah Thousand Year Door, the game that sky rocketed the bar up so high that no game to come afterwards has even come close enough to see it.
@ultrairrelevantnobody1862
@ultrairrelevantnobody1862 4 жыл бұрын
@Zakku Dumbarse tryhard.
@cleoking6312
@cleoking6312 4 жыл бұрын
There are reasons why nintindo cant live up to it, bc it has a review score that is improbable. Making a game that good is on the probability of your molecules aligning perfectly to move through a wall.
@JonSmith-hk1bq
@JonSmith-hk1bq 3 жыл бұрын
@@cleoking6312 Would be nice if they, y'know, tried to live up to Thousand Year Door one of these decades.
@jaydenc367
@jaydenc367 3 жыл бұрын
yeah...cept it could be bettr and super had a better plot...plus mario and luigi games were still awesome after it
@endofcentury7077
@endofcentury7077 29 күн бұрын
Both Bowser's Inside Story and Super Paper Mario came after it.
@moddedpan4252
@moddedpan4252 8 жыл бұрын
This game is one of my favorite games of all time. I can't get over how good it is.
@ReverendSyn
@ReverendSyn 8 жыл бұрын
Grasslands, Desert, Ocean, Jungle MY SHARONA!
@aslightlysavageburrito8217
@aslightlysavageburrito8217 3 жыл бұрын
I love that joke a bit too much.
@Genowhirl70
@Genowhirl70 8 жыл бұрын
I've never clicked on a video faster in my entire life.
@fashionpatrol2214
@fashionpatrol2214 8 жыл бұрын
You can say that again.
@fehoobar
@fehoobar 8 жыл бұрын
I've never clicked on a video faster in my entire life.
@fashionpatrol2214
@fashionpatrol2214 8 жыл бұрын
***** Called it.
@ShadowStriker
@ShadowStriker 8 жыл бұрын
You can say that again.
@The-Game-Merchant
@The-Game-Merchant 8 жыл бұрын
That's the thing about Thousand Year Door. It as the ability to charm even the most tightly clenched gaming anus.
@jamesbevan9939
@jamesbevan9939 7 жыл бұрын
"Grasslands, desert, ocean, jungle, MY SHARONA!" Love that line.
@dxBIGBOSSxb
@dxBIGBOSSxb 8 жыл бұрын
I miss the Gamecube.
@ryankazzy3877
@ryankazzy3877 8 жыл бұрын
still buying $50+ games for it D:
@dxBIGBOSSxb
@dxBIGBOSSxb 8 жыл бұрын
Venom 415 I wont pay full price for most modern releases, but hot damn I'll pay full price for a quality Gamecube game like Windwaker or Smash Bros.
@ryankazzy3877
@ryankazzy3877 8 жыл бұрын
for me its metroid prime 2, all the timesplitters games, mario kart, supermario sunshine, luigis mansion,starfox, smash bros, and of course the gameboy player!
@alastairward2774
@alastairward2774 8 жыл бұрын
+Venom 415 the games have held their value well. I'd pay the same now as I did before to replace my loaned and lost copy of Eternal Darkness.
@dxBIGBOSSxb
@dxBIGBOSSxb 8 жыл бұрын
Venom 415 Oh god, I miss Time Splitters. Future Perfect was so good. I had fond memories with the Resident Evil games on Gamecube, with Resi 4 still being one of my all-time favorites. After watching Yahtzee's Lets Drown Out of it, I decided to replay it and it surpringly holds up in a lot of ways still. Even Gabe and Yahtzee are having fun replaying it.
@Mitsuraga
@Mitsuraga 8 жыл бұрын
"It's so hard to keep track."
@criticalgeek9187
@criticalgeek9187 8 жыл бұрын
We all know those gallows were primarily used by the guy watching Peach take a shower. Also, 3:00 : Butt OR Handsomely Groomed Testicles? YOU DECIDE
@PandoraSystem
@PandoraSystem 8 жыл бұрын
He's used that image to represent an arse before, so...
@brothyr
@brothyr 8 жыл бұрын
balls don't typically have that bone structure which seems to be similar to a clavicle
@Postcinct
@Postcinct 8 жыл бұрын
"smack dat ass"
@criticalgeek9187
@criticalgeek9187 8 жыл бұрын
Right. It's a Butt. BUT (yeah, yeah, hurh, hurh): what does it mean if one sees them as testicles?
@PandoraSystem
@PandoraSystem 8 жыл бұрын
The Critical Geek It means you have latent homosexual tendencies?
@percivaldotburgers
@percivaldotburgers 8 жыл бұрын
We will now look back on this review when Color Splash comes out, to remind ourselves that good Paper Mario games exist
@smbmadman1
@smbmadman1 8 жыл бұрын
Well there is a difference between TTYD PM and Sticker Star PM. Plenty actually. Its just a shame the original series has ended in 2007
@fashionpatrol2214
@fashionpatrol2214 8 жыл бұрын
One glaring problem with sticker star is the lack of an experience system. It makes random encounters with enemies mostly pointless..
@fashionpatrol2214
@fashionpatrol2214 8 жыл бұрын
Ryan S. Well I haven't played the game personally. But another one at the top of my head is that all of the bosses are just bigger variants of existing enemy types.
@earthbound9999
@earthbound9999 8 жыл бұрын
Also, the soundtrack's shit, and it's an RPG without good writing.
@fashionpatrol2214
@fashionpatrol2214 8 жыл бұрын
earthbound9999 Yeah I never cared for the jazzy aesthetic for it.
@thefallen5142
@thefallen5142 8 жыл бұрын
This game had so many hidden things in it
@AwesomeTingle
@AwesomeTingle 8 жыл бұрын
I literally just replayed this game. Besides a few anticlimaxes, it still stands as an all time great
@justicetaylor2695
@justicetaylor2695 8 жыл бұрын
The description of Peaches assets is awesome!
@tommasosimonini4469
@tommasosimonini4469 8 жыл бұрын
more RetroReviews please yathzee ! - Metroid prime trilogy - Luigi's mansion - Resident evil 4 - super mario sunshine - Tloz twillight princess -LSD Dream emulator -sonic 06 -Gta san Andreas - ...
@Carlos-ln8fd
@Carlos-ln8fd 8 жыл бұрын
he's making a playthrough of RE4 on his personal channel if you're interested in that
@animaticlunatic9259
@animaticlunatic9259 8 жыл бұрын
Ad Crash Bandicot trilogy and we havea deal
@MonsterUpTheStairs
@MonsterUpTheStairs 8 жыл бұрын
let me summarise: -awesome -new -good(? never played it) -good -good -insane -shit -even more shit
@slifer875
@slifer875 8 жыл бұрын
how about soul reaver?
@RepelGames
@RepelGames 8 жыл бұрын
Definitely a yes on Luigi's Mansion
@historicalbeeman
@historicalbeeman 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the reminder Yahzee! Just dug out my old copy of eternal darkness and it still works on my old gamecube. Time for some lovecraftian horror!
@CaseyLabAnimations
@CaseyLabAnimations 3 жыл бұрын
Nintendo absolutely does have Mario under character lockdown. All of the characters, in fact. They have a policy of zero character manipulation (anything to modify an existing character to make them unique in any way,) and do the absolute bare minimum to not be stale, which has failed more than a few times. It's a shame because the uniqueness is exactly what makes TTYD so good. People play the Mario RPGs to have a new experience with Mario outside of the status quo, which is exactly what Sticker Star returned to, and Color Splash and Origami King do the bare minimum to move away from again. Even since Super Paper Mario, every character that is not Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser or other mainline character is a stale generic Toad or something completely unrelated to anything from any other Mario game, like Super Paper Mario's geometric shape NPCs or the mouse-pointer support characters in the last four games. All we want is another Thousand Year Door, Nintendo, you just had to go and mess with perfection...
@Klemeron
@Klemeron 8 жыл бұрын
This is reminding me of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers, also a stand-out second installment RPG game in an established Nintendo franchise known for its dark story.
@SomeGuy-cn5vm
@SomeGuy-cn5vm 8 жыл бұрын
I love Nintendo. They regularly release games that seem all happy, but then you dig a liiittle deeper and realize how fucking dark everything is. Sometimes the happy shell is so thin that it shatters halfway through the game. Everyone talks about Pokemon and its many dead children, but that's not even scratching the surface of Mystery Dungeon.
@MrGamer1992
@MrGamer1992 8 жыл бұрын
Most of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon series is pretty dark, even Gates to Infinity. While explorers is a pretty good game, you have to admit that Super's mechanics is vastly improved. Despite this, all PMD games are still good (minus the Wiiware one)
@djhero0071
@djhero0071 8 жыл бұрын
There's also Kirby and the crystal shards with it's true final boss.
@pokemonmanic3595
@pokemonmanic3595 8 жыл бұрын
Sky is my all time favorite game, not for its gameplay but for its story and music and the fact it can send me into uncontrollable sobs
@Klemeron
@Klemeron 8 жыл бұрын
Some Guy Exactly. I mean, that's pretty much what happens halfway throughout Explorers when the villain literally attempts to have you executed in an apocalyptic future. And by the time the end credits roll, two of the three main characters are basically dead.
@Ztaticify
@Ztaticify 8 жыл бұрын
Come on Paper Luigi! I wanna go to the waffle kingdom!
@MaserXIV
@MaserXIV 8 жыл бұрын
One of these days we'll get that actual-sequel to Thousand Year Door.
@regislourenso
@regislourenso 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the subtitles!
@GANJAxxTHExxCURE
@GANJAxxTHExxCURE 8 жыл бұрын
"Cant break in your shoes if you keep rebooting" 8/8
@UberMan5000
@UberMan5000 8 жыл бұрын
This game has perhaps my favourite character in this series: Vivian the Shadow Siren. Not only does she join you in the game's most surprising chapter (Twilight Town), but she's the series' most nuanced character. You didn't expect her to join your party, since she's one of the mooks the bad guy always throws at you, but she turns coat when you're more decent to her, and finds a source of courage through your trust in her. She starts out a broken character, and rebuilds her confidence in the adventure. But she also fills the other function an RPG character has: she's useful, as well as well-written. Her "Fiery Jinx" move is a godsend for large groups of tough enemies, and any fighter that can burn enemies with her normal attack is fine by me. Plus, her field move, "Veil", which lets you turn invisible and pass through things, also was the catalyst for one of the game's funniest moments: hearing the crows talk when they think you're not around. It's still a riot. Blumiere and Timpani run a close second for my favourite characters, and given the RATHER bare-bones direction this series has taken lately, they're not likely to be supplanted.
@billfrypher8335
@billfrypher8335 8 жыл бұрын
Oh god, has someone told Yahtzee about Colour Splash? He's not going to be happy...
@cleoking6312
@cleoking6312 4 жыл бұрын
Me, knowing sticker star and colour splash are terrible and origami king is the same but with arena puzzles
@HighHeelKnight
@HighHeelKnight 8 жыл бұрын
"If you keep re-booting..." Hilarious! :-D
@cumsnorter9761
@cumsnorter9761 8 жыл бұрын
My favorite rpg. Played it since it came out and I still come back to it.
@MoodyBlues2077
@MoodyBlues2077 8 жыл бұрын
For fucks sake Yahtzee, I'm already blueballing until every Wednesday on a consistent cycle, then you review my favorite game of all time. We get it, you're the best video game critic on the internet!
@MrGamer1992
@MrGamer1992 8 жыл бұрын
what game would that be?
@MoodyBlues2077
@MoodyBlues2077 8 жыл бұрын
+MrGamer1992 Paper Mario TTYD. This game was my best friend back in middle school.
@MrGamer1992
@MrGamer1992 8 жыл бұрын
+RetroThe GameBro Oh, I misread your comment. This must be our lucky day because he hardly does a Retro Review. I also like TTYD, amazing game mechanic and story.
@MoodyBlues2077
@MoodyBlues2077 8 жыл бұрын
+MrGamer1992 I almost didn't believe it when I saw the notification.
@TheDapperLynx
@TheDapperLynx 8 жыл бұрын
Thank god, someone else who hates realtime-turnbased hybrid battle systems! I thought I was the only one!
@ArcaneAzmadi
@ArcaneAzmadi 6 жыл бұрын
The funniest image in this video is Princess Peach standing on a crate at a barred window with a megaphone in her hand, bellowing "OI CUNTS" at whoever is outside.
@LadyButterflyNebula
@LadyButterflyNebula 8 жыл бұрын
This is still my favorite Paper Mario game. Thank you for reviewing it!
@Permafry42108
@Permafry42108 8 жыл бұрын
This is my all-time favourite game. Ever. Yes I'm serious.
@aelechko
@aelechko Жыл бұрын
Are you serious ?
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 7 жыл бұрын
It's weird to consider that Peach is actually a monarch and occasionally does things other than bake cake and look pretty. Hell, besides the BeanBean Kingdom and Sarasaland, do we even know what's up with the other nations? Has she had some kings executed when Mario's not around? Is she banging foreign leaders to manipulate them? Would a Princess Peach game of her regular life resemble Papers, Please?
@thefor9otten
@thefor9otten 6 жыл бұрын
Will always be one of my favorite games. I love it so much it practically lives in my Wii so I can play whenever the rare occurrence of me having free time comes around
@Shmicah1235
@Shmicah1235 8 жыл бұрын
this game is one of my all time favorites. its incredible.
@JaruinTheMighty
@JaruinTheMighty 8 жыл бұрын
If the aliens wanted to see Princess Peach naked then why didn't they go on the internet like everyone else does?
@MrArturPlay
@MrArturPlay 8 жыл бұрын
1:10 The way the character looks at me is so creepy. It's really fucking me up.
@Lalle524
@Lalle524 8 жыл бұрын
"I will devour your soul, mortal"
@adammacdermate5600
@adammacdermate5600 8 жыл бұрын
your name is very funny hehe
@TubeRudeYou
@TubeRudeYou 7 жыл бұрын
Fun game. I liked rolling up like a carpet the most haha
@Sazazezer
@Sazazezer 8 жыл бұрын
3:17 - Yahtzee drops a pen and keeps going without missing a beat. This shouldn't impress me, but in all the years of listening to ZP I've never heard accidental background noise, so i am now apparently impressed.
@Igorcastrochucre
@Igorcastrochucre 8 жыл бұрын
What about The Evil Within where everybody could hear what's in the background.
@Sazazezer
@Sazazezer 8 жыл бұрын
Clearly i'm not as attentive as i like to think.
@SchadeTree
@SchadeTree 2 жыл бұрын
I finally played this game for the first time, and man its odd. Its emblematic of a time where Nintendo gave less of a shit about being child friendly. For one, I'd assume that the whole thing with the AI spying on Peach's peaches was a joke or a subtle innuendo or something, but that actually happens. Its also really dark in places too. In the first area, you help a koopa in slaying a dragon to avenge his dead father, and there's a joke where the koopa runs up to a skeleton and starts mourning what he thinks is his dead dad, only to realize that its not actually his corpse and goes to cry over the skeleton right next to it. The game's tone is all over the place and the gameplay is pretty lame, but it is just so unique and interesting and is full of creative ideas that could never happen nowadays.
@JusDoc
@JusDoc 8 жыл бұрын
Hell yea, greatest game on the old GC
@smbmadman1
@smbmadman1 8 жыл бұрын
+George Pearson What does that have to do with the best Gamecube game ever ;P
@noahtoad4095
@noahtoad4095 8 жыл бұрын
Luigi's Mansion 4 Dayz.
@wonkerz2050
@wonkerz2050 2 жыл бұрын
Playing through this game again now, and honestly the character arc of the curse chest makes this game a 10/10 on its own
@jtroopa
@jtroopa 8 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite games ever, that.
@Zathren
@Zathren 8 жыл бұрын
Love this game, might actually be my favorite Mario game. This review was everything I wanted.
@mastervidxad5883
@mastervidxad5883 8 жыл бұрын
"Kill Paper Mario to bring back Paper Mario!!!!!"
@rockyrockster3705
@rockyrockster3705 8 жыл бұрын
I needed this
@eltrashcan6486
@eltrashcan6486 8 жыл бұрын
Every now and again I'll take this game off the shelf and play for some time. 😊
@Chocl8215
@Chocl8215 8 жыл бұрын
uh oh, he compared overwatch to battleborn...
@Milk-jy1kn
@Milk-jy1kn 8 жыл бұрын
better than comparing overwatch to tf2
@silviogrijalva8801
@silviogrijalva8801 8 жыл бұрын
are you going to play overwatch?
@Milk-jy1kn
@Milk-jy1kn 8 жыл бұрын
+Silvio Grijalva me? Or the other guy?
@matjacks100
@matjacks100 8 жыл бұрын
Not sure how you figure.
@j97n75
@j97n75 8 жыл бұрын
+the glorious Arstoztkan pickelhaube you can't be serious
@abloogywoogywoo
@abloogywoogywoo 8 жыл бұрын
Oh Nintendo, remember the good old days when you weren't full of peripheral-gimmicky-bullshit?
@marcianitobailandocumbiareal
@marcianitobailandocumbiareal 8 жыл бұрын
+BJGvideos "The Wii U is a really good system" Riiiiight
@liagolec2438
@liagolec2438 7 жыл бұрын
Nintendo Switch! now nintendo is half full of gimmicky BS.
@powerpc127
@powerpc127 3 жыл бұрын
I meant to comment sooner, but I was having too much fun playing with my NES zapper, R.O.B., super scope, N64 voice recognition unit, DK bongos, and gamecube microphone. Yes, I remember the good old days when Nintendo just made playing cards.
@datfacegamer5403
@datfacegamer5403 6 жыл бұрын
I have that grasslands ocean desert jungle my sharona as my text tone now lmao
@DickWad16
@DickWad16 4 жыл бұрын
I could listen to you talk about the GameCube and its library forever.
@djhero0071
@djhero0071 8 жыл бұрын
Does the shower thing actually happen in thousand-year door?
@NajaSide
@NajaSide 8 жыл бұрын
Yes, it actually does.
@havoren
@havoren 8 жыл бұрын
It does, but unfortunately you don't get to see Princess Peach's naked paper titties in the game (unless you look up Paper Porn for the Thousand Year Door online).
@RacingSnails64
@RacingSnails64 8 жыл бұрын
i dont remember the shower but she took her clothes off only once cuz she drank some invisible potion and it only worked on organic matter not clothes so yea
@RacingSnails64
@RacingSnails64 8 жыл бұрын
Zachary Erickson oh yeah, oops, its like the first thing she does
@djhero0071
@djhero0071 8 жыл бұрын
What in the actual fuck,yo? I know they got away with making her do a dating sim style game with an otaku on Super Paper Mario but holy shit.
@georgesears934
@georgesears934 8 жыл бұрын
My anticipation for the Uncharted 4 review is metaphorically killing me (turns car on in locked garage while waiting) now it's literally killing me.
@CHA0SHACKER
@CHA0SHACKER 8 жыл бұрын
go to their website
@robo3007
@robo3007 8 жыл бұрын
www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/116877-Uncharted-4-A-Thiefs-End-Review - You're welcome.
@atticuscampos9362
@atticuscampos9362 8 жыл бұрын
+Mark Woollon jokes on you he already is
@MrProthall
@MrProthall 8 жыл бұрын
"figuratively
@wannabean6622
@wannabean6622 8 жыл бұрын
Any Re-election campaigns planned ? Or did Raiden get to your *head* ?
@unholylillim
@unholylillim 8 жыл бұрын
Jesus, I broke at "Playmobile people sliding around a breakfast tray". Excellent analogy.
@horstweinert7204
@horstweinert7204 8 жыл бұрын
Im happy he takes a look at older games every once in a while
@TotallyRadicalShow
@TotallyRadicalShow 8 жыл бұрын
For some reason this review felt really short, I actually wanted to hear Yahtzee keep talking about this game. Maybe... He should talk about games he likes more often?... No that's stupid.
@dinar8749
@dinar8749 8 жыл бұрын
Ah...the good old days where the franchise wasn't totally obsessed with being difference for the sake of being different. Here we actually had a thing called QUALITY...something sticker star and probably colour splash will lack.
@BaronSterling
@BaronSterling 8 жыл бұрын
What the hell are you talking about? Mario isn't different for the sake of being different. It's the same goddammed thing every time for the sake of not having to put effort into new games.
@dinar8749
@dinar8749 8 жыл бұрын
I'm talking about the paper mario series' recent titles. They're different from what we want (a ttyd clone) because of the likes of miyamoto and his "let's be innovative for the sake of being innovative...not because we actually have any cool new ideas or anything". It's the main mario games that fall under the "It's the same goddammed thing every time for the sake of not having to put effort into new games.", more specifically, the NSMB series.
@SenpaiSamaKun
@SenpaiSamaKun 8 жыл бұрын
Spoken like someone who's never actually played Sticker Star and the later Mario and Luigi series.
@dinar8749
@dinar8749 8 жыл бұрын
Butthurt sticker star fan detected. Don't deny that the story and characters (not to mention the lack of exp) RUINED sticker star. And the old "you can't judge a game until you've played it" argument gets BTFO when you realise you can watch a lets play of the game and, apart from the feelings of the controlls, understand that... The story sucks Barely any original elements Lack of a leveling system makes fights pointless Annoying jazz-themed music Bosses that, unless you have a special thing sticker, are almost impossible to beat. Yeeeaaaaahhh sticker star was trash. Bad paper mario game and a mediocre game in general. Nintendo (and anyone who defends this garbage) should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.
@SenpaiSamaKun
@SenpaiSamaKun 8 жыл бұрын
Toby Harrison We posted at the same time and it was meant for Severo You went insane over nothing.
@climatectrl3350
@climatectrl3350 8 жыл бұрын
Battleborn is like a can of Pepsi that was left opened. You forgot about it and by the time you get back to it, it's luke warm and flat.
@patronsaintgains5895
@patronsaintgains5895 7 жыл бұрын
The best, ever, period.
@ados1280
@ados1280 8 жыл бұрын
You're just NOW reviewing this amazing game?!
@tj12711
@tj12711 8 жыл бұрын
He talks about it all the time though
@MrCompassionate01
@MrCompassionate01 8 жыл бұрын
He does this with all the games he likes. Resident Evil 4, Deus Ex, Silent Hill 2 ect. He ends up using them as a positive frame of reference until he's forced to explain their qualities at length in a retro review.
@philliparnesen4493
@philliparnesen4493 7 жыл бұрын
Thats only natural. It's very easy to voice whats wrong with a game. It's SO HARD to express what makes a game good. What can be amazing in one game can totally ruin another. The whole effect is what matters, not the parts. Putting that into words and comparing directly to other games is very difficult.
@zaracondemi6375
@zaracondemi6375 7 жыл бұрын
The Geckomancer MYYYYYYYYYYY SHARONA!
@maxspecs
@maxspecs 8 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does this review feel like it cuts off too suddenly?
@tj12711
@tj12711 8 жыл бұрын
Totally felt the same way. Wish it had been longer
@joshua_miller
@joshua_miller 8 жыл бұрын
seems to be missing his usual conclusion part at the end
@Mahaveez
@Mahaveez 8 жыл бұрын
Sort of an allegory to how everything good about the series was itself cut short.
@Spinner891
@Spinner891 8 жыл бұрын
He must be winding up for a part 2.
@Anastas1786
@Anastas1786 8 жыл бұрын
... You know, I'd pay handsomely to see Princess Peach stumble through a wormhole and quickly find herself tearing Westeros a new one.
@Tarmorman
@Tarmorman 8 жыл бұрын
I let out a loud "what the fuck" when i saw this im so happy
@jor4114
@jor4114 8 жыл бұрын
Hey, look! It's the last good Paper Mario game!!
@limerslimer
@limerslimer 8 жыл бұрын
SPM was good though
@jerm70
@jerm70 8 жыл бұрын
Though it is not a good Paper Mario game.. There is a difference between a good game and a good game of the series. Super Paper Mario's gameplay can get 'meh' with just constant samey actions of jumping, breathing fire, and jumping.
@Dysfunction2860
@Dysfunction2860 8 жыл бұрын
+xxjermxx70 Better than Sticker Star
@jerm70
@jerm70 8 жыл бұрын
Phantom 286 Is that suppose to be an achievement...
@Dysfunction2860
@Dysfunction2860 8 жыл бұрын
xxjermxx70 what acheivement? I'm just saying story wise SPM had it great with characters such as Mr.L in it. PMSS had great idea with their game mechanic. The two have flaws but are pretty decent mainly because I played both, but still need to play the previous two so right now my opinion is invaled till then. Other than that I wasn't trying to insult I was just putting my two cents in.
@addictedbrother4
@addictedbrother4 8 жыл бұрын
I think this is the first game I've seen him review with literally nothing negative to say about the game in question o_O
@lemontaimi
@lemontaimi 8 жыл бұрын
Because its that good
@propholian3
@propholian3 8 жыл бұрын
The bit about Princess Peach made me crease.
@Dontrel3030
@Dontrel3030 8 жыл бұрын
Yuka Tsujiyoko's boss themes for this game are some of the best I've ever heard. Simultaneously catchy and exciting.
@wilford_brimley
@wilford_brimley 8 жыл бұрын
Can you retro-review GodHand? It's a game that deserves more attention.
@HGShurtugal
@HGShurtugal 8 жыл бұрын
Never heard of ir
@JimBob-cm3sd
@JimBob-cm3sd 8 жыл бұрын
+HG Shurtugal Just saw a comment from you on the train level. Much Sega. Very optimise.
@LordOwenTheThird
@LordOwenTheThird 8 жыл бұрын
+HG Shurtugal vinesauce did a hilarious twitch stream of it recently, if you interested I recommend checking it out.
@brothyr
@brothyr 8 жыл бұрын
it's a 2006 Playstation 2 game.
@MrVince329
@MrVince329 8 жыл бұрын
+HG Shurtugal God Hand was the last game developed by internal Capcom developer, Clover Studio, which created classics like Okami and Viewtiful Joe. It had an interesting combat system where the difficulty was scaled depending on how well you fought, and there was an interesting create-your-own-combo system that was different from the norm. But because of how "out there" the game was, it didn't reach predicted sales targets and Capcom closed down Clover. The staff members that made up the now-defunct Clover created a new studio shortly afterwards and still create games to this day. These days, those guys operate under the banner, "Platinum Games."
@Salocinist
@Salocinist 8 жыл бұрын
*SPOILERS* I thought you were gonna mention how ballsy it was for the game to have a finnal boss fight where you could actually kick the ever living snot out of Peach and still be canon.
@AwesomGuy971
@AwesomGuy971 8 жыл бұрын
This is probably going to be one of the top 5 of this year lol
@bjh2o
@bjh2o 8 жыл бұрын
The video makes me want to play through it again. 26th playthrough here I come.
@thenatarator7563
@thenatarator7563 8 жыл бұрын
When I was younger and had no clue what a gallows was, I thought it would do something if I jumped into it or did some other random action. So, I often basically tried to hang myself for what I thought was a secret.
@JoeyMP
@JoeyMP 8 жыл бұрын
Gap in the schedule!? What about Doom!?
@parallax7789
@parallax7789 8 жыл бұрын
go 5o their website
@thefreebooter8816
@thefreebooter8816 8 жыл бұрын
This is from the week before last. Their schedule is: week 1, Yahtzee gets game; week 2, escapist magazine website publishes the review; week 3, it's released on KZbin.
@MilataryDog
@MilataryDog 8 жыл бұрын
+The Freebooter so they feed Yahtzee only one week every month? No wonder he's a bit of a grump.
@jtalkalot19
@jtalkalot19 8 жыл бұрын
+FoolsPeace that was pretty funny.
@thefreebooter8816
@thefreebooter8816 8 жыл бұрын
FoolsPeace And it's always the same day...
@Katia_Managan
@Katia_Managan 8 жыл бұрын
The Thousand-Year Door was absolute perfection.
@jackhentschel2223
@jackhentschel2223 8 жыл бұрын
Lol the way you say bidet
@Epicmonk117
@Epicmonk117 8 жыл бұрын
Undertale successfully hybridized turn-based and real-time combat
@mattcummins9328
@mattcummins9328 8 жыл бұрын
With the caveat that that RTC is bullet-hell, which is a matter of taste. It was successful to some, unsuccessful to others. Life goes on.
@Epicmonk117
@Epicmonk117 8 жыл бұрын
+Matt Cummins true, and I'm not the biggest fan of bullet hells (or most of Undertale's gameplay, for that matter) but I still say that Toby blended RTC and TBC quite well
@TeamUnitedNerds
@TeamUnitedNerds 8 жыл бұрын
I'd say the defensive bullet hell stuff was pretty good, but the quicktime event style thing you had to do when attacking was pretty weak, I felt. I mean, it's technically not mechanically different from the stuff you do in Mario RPGs but the presentation was just kind of lacking.
@theworldeatswithyou
@theworldeatswithyou 8 жыл бұрын
This game could have had a proper sequel but then the Wii happened. :(
@smbmadman1
@smbmadman1 8 жыл бұрын
Super Paper Mario was made by the same people. You could at least embrace that instead of shoving the title into the category those anti-Paper Mario games are in
@cixlo
@cixlo 8 жыл бұрын
fuck you super paper Mario was awesome.
@jerm70
@jerm70 8 жыл бұрын
Super Paper Mario was not bad but its not a Paper Mario game...its very distant from that series in the same way Mario and Luigi Paper Jam is... perhaps even more due to genre changes.
@smbmadman1
@smbmadman1 8 жыл бұрын
xxjermxx70 It totally was a Paper Mario game. The genre change is a thing, yes, but it kept the imagination, deep story, and funny/dramatic writing the series had been known for.
@jerm70
@jerm70 8 жыл бұрын
Ryan S. It depends on how you view Paper Mario, yes it does keep its story but it throws away all RPG elements besides items. Those RPG elements are still a key to the franchise. Super Paper Mario is more like Paper Mario X Super Mario Bros. [NES].
@wildgoosespeeder
@wildgoosespeeder 8 жыл бұрын
What gets me is that Nintendo is taking their Mario spin-off more and more literally with each new installment instead of just continuing what the art style originally was for and that was to be a "pop-up picture book" where paper effects were only used to compliment the assets and story to add charm to its believability that these characters were real in some way and enjoyability. That's all lost starting with Sticker Star and continues to dig a deeper hole with the upcoming Color Splash. Peak of brilliance is Thousand-Year Door.
@happyorangejuce
@happyorangejuce 8 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best games of all time. It's aged very well and it's such a lovely game.
@c0baltl1ghtn1ng
@c0baltl1ghtn1ng 8 жыл бұрын
Aww, and you didn't even mention the gay ghost buddy.
@TKillatheGanonFan
@TKillatheGanonFan 8 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean transgender ghost (and only in the original Japanese version)?
@CMSonYT
@CMSonYT 8 жыл бұрын
transgender ghost transgender ghost she's totally not a boy
@uberd3323
@uberd3323 8 жыл бұрын
or the weird mouse lady that wants to choke on that *Italian Stalion*
@DestroyerOfWorlds1992
@DestroyerOfWorlds1992 8 жыл бұрын
Fire Emblem Fates?
@Scanny524
@Scanny524 8 жыл бұрын
This, and if he has to pick one it should be Conquest. I wanna see Yahtzee's take on the anime style, what-the-fuck story, but incredibly solid and rewarding gameplay that (for all of you non Fire Emblem fans out there) could be adequately described as medieval XCOM with specific characters instead of expendable Joes.
@DestroyerOfWorlds1992
@DestroyerOfWorlds1992 8 жыл бұрын
Scanny524 Yes Yahtzee, please do this
@havoren
@havoren 8 жыл бұрын
He'd probably take a shit all over it like he does with many of Nintendo's other reused ideas.
@havoren
@havoren 8 жыл бұрын
In all honesty, I think Awakening was better.
@Scanny524
@Scanny524 8 жыл бұрын
havoren Eh, I think very few people could argue that Fire Emblem is an overdone franchise, considering how only about half of the games in the franchise have been released in English, and some of those were pretty uncommon and/or unpopular on release (oh hi Tellius!). And Awakening vs Fates, for me Awakening is more charming and had better characters, but Fates had stronger gameplay.
@penelopelaneon3584
@penelopelaneon3584 8 жыл бұрын
A classic of the Art's that were game cube!
@allhailsirmicrocosm9932
@allhailsirmicrocosm9932 8 жыл бұрын
I'v been waiting for you to do this for twelve years.
@warmfuzzyvoid
@warmfuzzyvoid 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@tomjackal5708
@tomjackal5708 8 жыл бұрын
That's when the game came out
@umont13
@umont13 8 жыл бұрын
one of my all time favorite games. and I wish that Nintendo would stop making shit paper Mario games and go back to its roots
@smbmadman1
@smbmadman1 8 жыл бұрын
But dont you know? They always try hard to add "fresh" elements into the "action adventure genre" with their new "Paper Mario" "games"!
@fashionpatrol2214
@fashionpatrol2214 8 жыл бұрын
Well you know what they say, don't fix what isn't broken..
@gymleaderfern
@gymleaderfern 8 жыл бұрын
Battleborn doomed itself to being compared to Overwatch by ripping off the visuals
@KJnapalm
@KJnapalm 8 жыл бұрын
it didn't tho. i mean, Battleborn was actually announced (and leaked before that) BEFORE anyone had even heard of Overwatch. It couldn't have copied Overwatch's visuals because the visuals have stayed the same since it was announced (again, before overwatch was announced).
@steeledminer616
@steeledminer616 8 жыл бұрын
They look very different. That said both Battleborn and Overwatch were announced only months from eachother and given Overwatch was a lot further in its development process at the time... it's impossible to say one copied the other.
@BottleWaterson
@BottleWaterson 8 жыл бұрын
that and overwatch is closer to MOBAs while OverWatch is TF2 if it was even more Pixar and less atomic age.
@BottleWaterson
@BottleWaterson 8 жыл бұрын
+BioHazerd6241 Battle born was closer to MOBAs* shit the bed i typed that badly
@Thesaurus_Rex
@Thesaurus_Rex 8 жыл бұрын
Strange how "further in its development process" resulted in a later release date, later beta, etc., and the dates for Overwatch were suspiciously similar to dates for Battleborn, which were announced earlier. Besides, they're barely comparable. You'd get more out of comparing Battleborn with Smite and Overwatch with TF2. Both of them likely suffered a bit from coming out at around the same time, though.
@acfreak55
@acfreak55 8 жыл бұрын
yup PMTTYD is my all time fav g cube game ive replayed the game like 500 times.
@jiggyjig231
@jiggyjig231 8 жыл бұрын
This game was my childhood gamecube master race
@robotrage3882
@robotrage3882 8 жыл бұрын
guys is it just me or are AAA titles rly bad these days ? i cant seem to find a game that a like :/ any suggestions ?
@AkaiAzul
@AkaiAzul 8 жыл бұрын
But if AAA games are bad, how are they AAA?
@robotrage3882
@robotrage3882 8 жыл бұрын
AkaiAzul AAA just means it was made by a large company and has a 60 + price tag
@pablozenteno7913
@pablozenteno7913 8 жыл бұрын
don't play CoD... that's it. There are plenty of good AAA games
@smbmadman1
@smbmadman1 8 жыл бұрын
Mario & Luigi Dream Team is the last great Mario RPG so far. You could check that one out
@robotrage3882
@robotrage3882 8 жыл бұрын
Pablo Zenteno yeah i fell into cod spent a lot 4 no reason on thier swhit games
@moahammad1mohammad
@moahammad1mohammad 8 жыл бұрын
TLDW: Its good. Go get a gamecube you PiiU millennials.
@tj12711
@tj12711 8 жыл бұрын
TTYD: It's good. FTFY. YW. GG WP
@pkcrory
@pkcrory 8 жыл бұрын
+tj12711 FTFY?
@RadishFriends
@RadishFriends 8 жыл бұрын
I love these!!
@Gipsy_Eureka
@Gipsy_Eureka 8 жыл бұрын
My favorite game on game cube hands down
@MidorinoNinja501
@MidorinoNinja501 8 жыл бұрын
No mention of Bowser's addition to the hilarity? I am disappoint. He painted an even better picture of events between chapters.
@izaneitor
@izaneitor 8 жыл бұрын
I've just finished JAM, truly funny, good job.
@nat1110
@nat1110 8 жыл бұрын
i love this game so much
@Oedurribeiro
@Oedurribeiro 8 жыл бұрын
Uploaded in my birthday, thanks Yahtzee!
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