Super Tennis - Game Grumps VS

[@fetamean]

"Is it suddenly racist if I don't do a bassline after it?" I died laughing.

[@stefanm.734]

I'm sorry for your family's loss.

[@theverymediocreguy7544]

@@stefanm.734 nice one

[@ActuallySatan]

@@stefanm.734 *tsss ts ts tsss ts ts tsss*

[@updownstranger564]

Unfortunately, Stoner Tromboner got let go from the band after eating ~3 dozen pot brownies in three days.

[@superfast5809]

tromboner

[@liamfunnyman6965]

But he recently returned. And you can listen to the band on Spoofy.

[@gradywethington6705]

Soop then cleaned out their fridge

[@kilroy5166]

womp womp womp

[@Shadywolf09]

Sounds so..familiar. Danny? How did those 3 days feel?

[@indeimaus]

Oh shit, I totally forgot about racist bassist!

[@kje.123]

Shouldn't you be making NLSS intros?

[@arverite7311]

Just like a hispanic would do *bass solo*

[@WilliamHasMelted]

That is okay. My mother also forgot about me. After she got alxymers Tess tittsss tit tissss

[@243hockey]

69 LIKES

[@arverite7311]

Bob Jones a real white slur would be slave master or massa

[@WileyKoyote]

The Boredest Keyboardist "Hey this concert would be great....if playing this damn keyboard was any fun." *beepbeep badoop doop doop doop*

[@mimiikyu]

oMG YES

[@Vorbis1199]

The Stinger Singer "Maybe you wouldn't be so bored... if you played that trash correctly." ~Hellooooo~

[@mushroomdude123]

Stinger Singer: "Hello San Francisco!" *crowd cheers* "I can't hear you! Maybe if you all weren't so anti-social!" ~Hellooooo~

[@DarthOmix]

Zinger Singer? Everything's puns.

[@luigi4552]

ZarosianCabbage The Sexist Saxist. "This pasta'd be nice; if it wasn't made by some bitch!" *SAXOPHONE SOLO*

[@xiphiasoffishwell4781]

You know who also loved ice cream? My dead son. My son died. Thanks for bringing it up. *tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss*

[@Kaeri11000]

That's the fucking funniest thing I've heard in my god damned life. You sir deserve a fucking Oscar

[@jaredhammerman3432]

+Willie Miller welcome to 9 ball island. where we all drink orange juice.

[@xiphiasoffishwell4781]

Jared Hammerman And soda. Take a trip to the camera. You can view your pictures here.

[@jaredhammerman3432]

have i mentioned my dead son? no? well now i did. thanks for bringing him up.

[@xiphiasoffishwell4781]

Jared Hammerman I only remember when my son was really alive. And not dead. Thanks.

[@La-jh6gc]

We need a Zinger Singer. He tells puns at the best times.

[@emihahn]

Yes

[@retromac2992]

He lightens the mood. That's why he's on vocals.

[@aedaniammx7559]

Or do we need the Socialist Vocalist?

[@theofficialuncleboneless5345]

Hey! Don't forget the Grumpit Trumpet

[@liamfunnyman6965]

And Stoner Tromboner. And Satanist Pianist. But let's not forget Conspiracist Lyricist!

[@master_productions]

They should make a song on the next starbomb album with Racist Bassist and Bummer Drummer

[@landobando2352]

OH MY GOD YES

[@ale90superarre]

+Master Productions Isn't starbomb only about videogames?

[@master_productions]

+ale90superarre Yes, but I feel like the Grumps would make a song using them .

[@drnerdrage2535]

+Master Productions Probably not going to happen since Game Grumps has gotten increasingly politically correct as of late.

[@master_productions]

+DrNerdRage that's true

[@LeetMasterAce]

So far the band comprises: Racist Bassist Bummer Drummer Narcissist Guitarist Rudest Flutist Hyper Bagpiper Mycaruba on the Tuba and slightly off the rhyme scheme with Yellvis (vocalist) Hobo Oboist

[@microcassettes]

That is absolutely beautiful.

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

Sexist Saxist

[@MrBIGM0UTH]

Zinger Singer

[@mr.courtesy5690]

LeetMasterAce I still really like the one proposed by +Ashley Engleman . Subparest Guitarist

[@dansatter7280]

MrBIGM0UTH Damn it! I was about to say a singer who always has a joke handy.

[@erikmalcom5070]

Is Bummer Drummer sad Hoshi's son?

[@Conner3030]

Hoshi was so sad that his son did not get in the band even a new child porn mag could not make him happy.

[@thecountercounter9127]

+dylan a- dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

[@toastwings9358]

No, he's Sad Hoshi's long-lost brother.

[@chayogea5965]

I forgot about sad hoshi

[@anyanaylor]

Racist Bassist and Bummer Drummer sound like characters from a bad sitcom with a laugh track.

[@ourboyroy9398]

Probably cause the MEXICANS would hate it. ba-doom-doo-doom-doo-doo

[@justina1909]

The Jam Man or stay on the air way to long

[@derke123]

I wish gamegrumps had a laughtrack

[@tb.7788]

you misspelled fantastic

[@tremolobanshee]

Why the hell doesn't this have more views? Racist Bassist is one of my favorite jokes in Game Grumps history.

[@dancingbanana105]

It's probably because a bunch of greedy Jews hoarding their likes and views. *badum dum dum dum badum dum dum dum badum*

[@tremolobanshee]

That shouldn't have gotten me. But, dammit, it did.

[@KittensRus43]

It's alright. It's not like women can use the internet in the kitchen. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[@Psycho_Panda97]

KittensRus43 without the bass solo this is a crime

[@KittensRus43]

I'm a Sexist Vocalist. I do not need a bass solo, I have my beautiful voice.

[@mephostopheles3752]

Okay, list of band members: Racist Bassist Bummer Drummer Czarist Guitarist (who refuses to play anything but Russian folk songs) (It doesn't completely rhyme but) Jealous Cellist (he's jealous because everyone likes the bass' deeper tones more) Zinger Singer (lead singer of the band. He always tells really funny jokes at just the right time) Cutest Flutist (an extremely cute girl who charms the audience with her adorableness and flute skills) Steve (he's the odd man out; doesn't play an instrument, just a really cool dude who sits on stage with the band)

[@boofdad8720]

SeaBiscuit Great, just add Mycaruba on the tuba (credit ti LeetMasterAce for that)

[@mephostopheles3752]

Usami Akihiko Eh... Nah.

[@boofdad8720]

Oh... okay *hides in corner*

[@bobwangwangalbert]

Steve is the best

[@tex3121]

NO, IT'S SMARTEST GUITARIST! He spouts out random facts then does a riff! Ex of the band: Racist Bassist, "damn those Chinese are sneaky" Bummer Drummer, "My ex-wife was Chinese :'(" Smartest Guitarist, "Chinese food in America isn't the same as Chinese food in China" Zinger Singer, "I knew this girl Chi, I got her on her -nese, eh eh?"

[@PlagueOfGripes]

"This next song goes out to my two lovely daughters. Who were trapped in my wife's car and drowned with her after a tragic bridge accident last month. WA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA WIPEOUT." *budda budda buddda*

[@JeanneFeisont]

Sexist Saxist? "Happy birthday to all you ladies out there... I mean, why else would you all be out of the kitchen?" Saxophone: BWOWWWW, BWOW WOW BRWOOOOOOOOW-

[@eviltoad746]

Just always do the sax line from Careless Whisper

[@muskett2350]

Yello-the race saxophone solo starts playing

[@shadow_leaf7965]

"Go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich" *sax plays careless whisper*

[@antiphon000]

THAT DOESN'T FUCKING RHYME!!!

[@LiveLoudandLiveAlive]

There needs to be violent violinist. "So, my girlfriend came home and just forgot to get OJ without pulp. So I killed her like OJ." *Sssstttrmmmaallliiiiiiiiiii*

[@LiveLoudandLiveAlive]

Yes. Yes it should have. But it needs the OJ reference.

[@plane263]

Sexist saxist: so I got home the other day and my woman wasn't in the kitchen *sax solo*

[@Classicpon3CelloHorse]

It should also have DUMPET TRUMPET!

[@Classicpon3CelloHorse]

+Al-Lunar BWAHAHAHHAAAHHAAA!!!!

[@yakumoyomi5765]

Flirty Flutist: "So...are you guys DTF or...? What? I'm bisexual, so it's totally cool." =plays Flight of the Bumblebee=

[@theplasmapro8343]

What about anti-semetic synthetic synthesist?

[@emihahn]

Wow

[@Benjitsu_]

id buy that

[@carlos7mh]

Realist Pianist was just hired. He thinks their band is just alright.

[@lawlietbtb2256]

Dafuq?

[@Camothor10]

he doesnt think they will make it but still has fun

[@antiphon000]

that doesn't fucking RHYME!!!!!!

[@swiftlymurmurs]

And then they never made more band members..... (Tsss ts ts Tsss ts ts) Damn Americans.... (Badum bum bum bum bum)

[@michaelscanlan6765]

+Floris “chicken” Bordewijk To be fair, American isnt a race its a nationality so its not actually racist but I like your enthusiasm.

[@swiftlymurmurs]

I guess..... Oh well. Racist bassist doesn't care!

[@bootwiththeloot4348]

Here's an idea I thought of a while ago for a third member: Pessimist Vocalist.

[@JoeTheJRPGManiac]

+Michael Scanlan To be fair, they also joked that Racist Bassist doesn't like gays, so it works.

[@linkle4smash433]

sexist saxist sadist pianist

[@Vallavender333]

It was 100% more racist without the bass line

[@dildo1222]

Pa dun dun dunnnn fvn fvn dun dune

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

"..........slut...." xD

[@PIKATHUNDER7]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS CAVE STORY!!!

[@averymathews4643]

PIKATHUNDER7 They should play that......

[@Luckwaive]

Avery Mathews Agreed.

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

TheLuckyCharmsGuy Holy fuck, yeah!

[@TheShadowNocturne]

Said Curly Brace

[@CascadianRanger]

6 years later and this is still an iconic episode.

[@WilfredCthulu]

Barb was too busy thinking about the mall to play well.

[@AlishaNicoleJ]

How are these guys not comedians?

[@headshot4476]

they totally are

[@alistair2111]

Well, Danny does vocals and writing for Ninja Sex Party, a comedy band, and Egoraptor is a cartoonist (animator and writer) so, uh... Yeah.

[@headshot4476]

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure Egoraptor went to comedy school. and they both host a show where the main objective is to entertain and make the audience laugh. They don't need to get on stage and do stand-up to be considered comedians

[@nottenaciousjoel1]

Idk?

[@SuperLotus]

I thought Game Grumps was a comedy channel...

[@astroknightsunited]

5:05 and thus was the birth of Starbomb.

[@third_party]

Had to comment on this. When I was young, 2 friends & I made a 5 member band, with all different extreme personalities. The band name was: 2000 Ways to Fuck a Wild Goose.

[@ユガミくん-k6x]

I'd buy their music

[@samoria7530]

That's the best band name I've ever heard

[@mickodooku6058]

Still no Betty White Tit Fuck

[@Slightly_Decent]

Third party Why the hell have I not heard any of their music?

[@drakevegas7073]

Stoner Tromboner?

[@mephostopheles3752]

+Lance Anderson Did you just make the Mario Galaxy reference on like a two year old Grump video?

[@mephostopheles3752]

GRENNANMEISTER ... Bitch, where?

[@SplaashyySZN]

+SeaBiscuit The entire comment section on this video. You're just sitting here shitting on everyone's time

[@mephostopheles3752]

***** Hey, he's the one calling me a dick. Again: self-defense.

[@SplaashyySZN]

+SeaBiscuit No, what I'm doing is standing up for other people you were being a jackass to

[@urbynLeshyn]

How about a swinger singer that's a sex addict? "Hey baby, let's play Titanic, you be the Iceberg and I'll go down!" *Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh*

[@chayogea5965]

Jason deroolo

[@heath_00000]

Wow, Hiro almost won. Looks like 2 bombs weren't enough. *BUH DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM*

[@MrBooya145]

Loner Tromboner ".........I don't want to talk about it........." ...bwaa.............

[@krombopulos_michael]

What I'd really like to see (in anything at all) is a character who is genuinely, incredibly passionate about gay rights and making sure gays are treated fairly but is also openly racist.

[@TieflingKumasi]

Good Guuuuaaaaayyyyy Ray?

[@mccloaker]

Anyone else here from watching them play NES Tennis?

[@TGymer]

haha yeh, just went to the vs's playlist after ep 4 n saw this n figured it might be just as funny... i was not wrong :)

[@joer2207]

haha that's exactly why i came here, and im so glad i did lol

[@AnvilPro100]

I love the pause before the punchline in Racist Bassist, I imagine he's looking around to see if anyone is there of that race, but when he does see someone is there, he looks them dead in the eye and finishes what he was saying

[@TheCStrike2]

"Hello Houston! I heard you don't like gays!" This is funny from a Houstonian bc when this video was posted, Houston had a lesbian as mayor. It's actually a super liberal city

[@Appalachia_haints]

Yeah but it's from the south, so it's automatically considered backwards with todays ideals. **plays drums**

[@spuzzfipple951]

Racist Bassist Bummer Drummer Someone once said Narcissist Guitarist And I know it breaks the rhyming scheme, but the lead singer should totally be Yelvis.

[@jasonslepica3932]

I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!!!!!!!

[@JOSEPHZZ123]

jt slepica YELVIS NOT ELVIS

[@jasonslepica3932]

You don't get the reference..........(the loz windwaker play through)

[@JOSEPHZZ123]

jt slepica I get the reference grandma

[@goldxvi123]

Linger Singer hes lonely and just tries to chill out with the other members friends

[@amicheah]

this episode has been up for a year and a half. I watched it when it came out. It took me this long to come up with "Conspiracy Lyricist"

[@doubtfultelevision1990]

Should've spent more time bro. Conspiracist Lyricist makes more sense. I respect the game though.

[@niftyspiffyguy]

+DoubtfulTelevision "I bet the other two guys are trying to kick me out of the band." Whoaaaa yeaahhh....

[@MizuGeorge]

Everyone's making all these bands up of rhyming names, I just want a 4 man band of Racist Bassist, Bummer Drummer, Yell-vis and Jesse Cox's trumpet impression. *AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!!* [out of tune trumpet] He has to be black, he's way too loud [Bass guitar riff] Loud, like the car that ran over my child [Drum solo] And so on...

[@Jordan-pj1vp]

That was golden.

[@zombie0ate0my0brains]

Always happy to see a fan of Jesse Cox, he's the leader one of my top 3 favorite youtube groups - Scary Game Squad. Scary Gams Squad , Game Grumps, and The 3 Peens are my favorite youtube groups but I don't know how they rank against each other.

[@JadeEyes1]

Does anyone in this comment section know how rhyming works?

[@asdfsdfsdf5114]

no

[@NoName-nh3rz]

yes

[@starat2645]

I really don't think so

[@Terratetradon]

Slant rhyme is a thing

[@natalieeuley1734]

Gathering together a band from my favorite other comments: Racist Bassist Bummer Drummer Sexist Saxist Socialist Vocalist Stoner Tromboner Boredest Keyboardist Czarist Guitarist Mycaruba on the Tuba

[@Dorian_Scott]

Almost a decade later and this episode is still great.

[@RemeeRoze]

Socialist Vocalist?

[@ChrisMolyneaux93]

"We must take money from the rich and give it to the poor!" *plays For Elise*

[@Creeperkiller2009]

You mean bernie sanders?

[@ShinyBidoof]

Okay, give me a second here... So we've got Racist Bassist, Bummer Drummer, Narcissist Guitarist, Sexist Saxist, Pissed-off Pianist, and Zinger Singer. This is quite the little band we're forming. I wonder what they're first CD will be called. "Random Album" maybe?

[@leonevercoli9513]

Violent Violinist

[@ChuckNorris-zv8tu]

Hormone Trombone. Who's a girl who's constantly on her period

[@WolfgangEsq]

Leone Vercoli A man said "hello friend" to me, and he wasn't my friend. So I hung his wife from a bridge. *Plays Canon in D*

[@JasperBun]

racist bassist and bummer drummer needs to become a jazz band, NOW!

[@JasperBun]

come here and ill take care of it ;)

[@JOSEPHZZ123]

Ashley Engleman Alright, you made this weird so i have to make it really fucked up My response now is "Thanks grandma!" Because fucking old people is the best

[@JasperBun]

are you guys my grandchildren who traveled back in time to when i was a team to see me when i was a huge slut?

[@JOSEPHZZ123]

Ashley Engleman Yep And we're here for a three some grandma

[@JasperBun]

awesome! i love threesomes. especially when i get anal ;)

[@Shaohz]

You guys need to have your own radio show.

[@krombopulos_michael]

The Meanest Pianist, he just always says horrible things. The Yellist Cellist, can only speak by shouting The Thinnest Violinist, he's anorexic.

[@crazyj10agains]

HE's anorexic? I thought for sure it'd be a woman with that description! Bud du du du du (Seriously though, I was expecting it to be a girl. I'm a terrible person)

[@krombopulos_michael]

It's more common in women, but let's be diverse here!

[@Hwarming]

The Cleaner Singer, he's always mopping up or sweeping while preforming.

[@krombopulos_michael]

Hwarming But that doesn't rhyme...

[@Hwarming]

Cian You don't rhyme

[@ZekeSparxzTV]

How about queer trumpetier? Do i need to explain that?

[@TheSpyt67]

No not really

[@ZekeSparxzTV]

OK gud

[@str8krillinit.208]

No no please, elaborate.

[@ZekeSparxzTV]

Its a gay guy who plays the trumpet

[@str8krillinit.208]

If you're going to bring it up, a joke of the subject matter is customary.

[@royaleroque7716]

Their characters sound like an SNL Skit...

[@wilrulez811]

one other member of the band is satirist guitarist

[@IncoherentRampage]

"Hey, did you guys hear about our new song dedicated to America's traditions? It's called 'Glass Ceilings'" Na-na-na-wreeeew!!!- Satirist Guitarist 2014

[@Michaeljefferson9000]

Megaman X "I was forced to call the cops on my wife yesterday. She didn't have my sandwich ready when I came home." *low sax notes*

[@VixieYote]

Michaeljefferson9000 "Oh, uh, lemme guess... You're black" *buh doom boom boom boom buh duh doom buh duh boom*

[@Michaeljefferson9000]

TNK Gaming Yes, actually.

[@VixieYote]

oh, well that kinda ruined the joke... *digga digga digga digga tssss*

[@elsmike]

God,i really hate them spinnakers ba doom doom doom doo ba doom

[@851852093114208513]

It's almost scary how many people here don't seem to understand how rhyming works, or the difference between rhymes and alliteration. I mean, damn. Like, wow. I'd even allow slant rhymes, but you're just straight up not even understanding what you're trying to do. I know you want to jump on the bandwagon and get your likes, but seriously, at least know which bandwagon you're trying to jump on. It's like calling yourself a Whovian and then saying that you prefer Dr Kirk to Dr Picard, which would be wrong even if you were talking about Star Trek anyway.

[@arcanejazz]

Nice jab at Start Trek TOS fans. When will they learn that only Picard counts?

[@QueefKeif1989]

Like this guy probably dosen't even know that Babe Ruth has scored more touchdowns than any other MBA player since Tiger Woods

[@TrailBot]

LeagueOf Draven well he WAS the best pokemen player out of all of us. He had all of the trap cards at the wmba, or the world mamba bakugon associates

[@funtimegamer8733]

Ok, but this is a comment section... Very few people care

[@ferretguy2457]

Don't forget Pump-it Trumpet! "AWW YEAH, PUMP IT UP!" BLERMP, BERAUH, TRUMPET NOISES IN CAPITALS.

[@jeremyfigurel3636]

"HELLO HOUSTON, I have cancer," *Drum sounds* -Bummer Drummer 1987 - This Houston Concert?

[@Very-Tired]

"Let's all focus on the achievements we've made along the way" - therapist guitarist

[@Romanticoutlaw]

danny's execution on jokes is a+

[@GoodVsEvil1314]

Am I the only one who thinks Racist Bassist and Bummer Drummer would make a perfect recurring Sketch Comedy Show skit?

[@ryanleonard6548]

Bummer Drummer and Optimist Guitarist are always disagreeing.

[@laurenhatter6824]

Are you sure that you aren't talking about narcissist guitarist

[@TGymer]

Or Optimist Guitarist the Narcissist! "This is going to be one of our best shows yet! Mainly because of how ridiculously skilled i am!" *Chn, Cha, Chn, Cha, Chn, Cha Chn Chn*

[@laurenhatter6824]

Tark the Fark I can appreciate this compromise

[@willthewhale8021]

Don't forget the singer, who never left his hometown before touring; localist vocalist. He believes everyone gets his inside jokes about hometown matters. "Who's sick of all that construction on Third and Dickinson, huh?!?"

[@dancingbanana105]

Pacifist Trombonist "I don't believe in violence." **Bwa-dop bwoooop**

[@goattmeall-]

Danny's laugh at 3:21 is why I live

[@thablksovereign]

Sexist Saxophonist: That girl better be in the kitchen. *Plays Saxophone *

[@EudaimoniaCat]

+Don Bot why did i imagine the sax from careless whispers?

[@grandiosereject5083]

so we have racist bassist, bummer drummer, sexist saxophonist, and I saw someone say optimist guitarist. who else do we need for a fully functioning band?

[@grandiosereject5083]

+Danielle Pluzsik tru, gotta stick to the theme of negativity lol

[@liamfunnyman6965]

Don't forget Conspiracist Lyricist!

[@ytisnottwitter]

Black Reaper "On your knees, woman" **Plays Careless Whisper**

[@Zdballard]

Alarmist guitarist "I don't mean to freak everyone out but there are no fire extinguishers in this venue" *Screaming guitar solo*

[@LyricaSilvan]

Smilin' Violin. She's just happy to be here.

[@vaan3639]

"I really like your hat, sir." Breeeee brreeee breeeeee (It's funny cuz wtf do violins sound like XD)

[@videogamecactus]

Tourette Clarinet - involuntarily shouts racial slurs that Racist Bassist elaborates on

[@ChrisHaastrup]

Barry should be Racist Bassist, and Arin could be Bummer Drummer in the next NSP song

[@shannonclark3628]

1:26 - 5:50 6:24 - 6:46 7:40 - 8:42 10:07 - 11:26 #GrumpClips

[@Ninjaleprachaun1]

the zinger singer i guess racist bassist has a BLACK OUTLOOK LALALALALALALALA smartest guitarist did you know that all andles of a triangle equal 180? *insert epic strum here* realist pianist one day, we're gonna exaust our meat supply and be left with nothing but vegetables DUN NU NU, NU NU NA, and their producer, the seducer producer oh, you dont wanna sign the contract? dont worry, we can work something out BO WA WA WA

[@littlepolkadot]

This is great

[@kyleguajardo]

Sexist Saxist: We're gonna run out of food? I guess your groupies should be back in the kitchen! WA WA WAAAAHHHH DUDUDU

[@yusefjordan9574]

Big Mitch r

[@RadBros46]

We need Narcissist Guitarist to join the band.

[@sonsofsparda22]

I'm glad this is still up

[@MrBooya145]

What about Facts Sax *in nerdy voice* " did you guys know that reasons flamingos are pink is because of the shrimp they eat" bwaaaa ba dan da danna da...do

[@tai-imyr849]

If the guy who doesn’t care for different ethnicities and plays the low tones in the band decided to judge entries for a foot race on a habitat on the moon and organize them by ethnicity, but decided to instead judge each entry as it comes, then… Racist Bassist bases race-based space base races on a case-to-case basis.

[@Fuzy2K]

r/wordavalanche

[@DaveZilla02]

6:48 "Let me just pick up this here grape..."

[@cudef9642]

*Cracks knuckles* Racist Bassist (Makes racist comments between sets) Bummer Drummer (Crushes everyone's spirits with how depressing everything he says is) Obstructer Conducter (Keeps the band's timing really well, but always blocks the audience's view) Buddhist Tubist (The most peaceful member of the band who also plays the lowest notes) PC MC (Introduces and raps with the band in a way that hides racist bassist's sentiments) Overnighter Songwriter (Doesn't travel with the band, but gets them their material on time) Cutest Flutist (Please don't ask her what she did at band camp) Czarist Guitarist (Russian guitarist who thinks he's a monarch) Zinger Singer (Lays down nasty lyrics in direct opposition to PC MC's clean image) Cartoonist Bassoonist (Draws the promotional material for the band) Sharpest Harpist (The brains of the operation) Absolutist Lutist (Basically an extremist bard in DnD)

[@Lampent12]

*clap* *clap* *clap*

[@overipecanine1485]

DoomBringer Singer. Ex: "Man it is a great day to have an apartied. *singing* "APARRRTIIIEEEDDD!"

[@minecr4ft1z]

the change court at 6:20. I just knew they were going to say bitch or slut. Oh Game Grumps.

[@redsharkninja]

The farthest guitarist. "HEY GUYS! YOU OVER THERE?"

[@levischuurmans9400]

The nostalgia for this particular tennis game is unreal.

[@VillainousMuse]

"I could do that shit all day" says Dan, "I could listen to that shit all day" says I.

[@ferociousfeind8538]

I hope they never get grilled for this, this is a great bit, and they need more band members

[@tropicson]

I GOT THAT BOLSHEVIK REFERENCE

[@brianmoore7603]

It wasn't really a reference, just a play on words...

[@SkilesHasFun]

Brian Moore You're a play on words.

[@sonikwolfify]

SkilesHasFun Your mom is a play on words

[@SkilesHasFun]

sonikwolf LP MY MOTHER IS A SAINT

[@sonikwolfify]

SkilesHasFun Your mother is a hamster and your father smellt of elderberries.

[@ClydeLeeM]

How does a musical gem like this not get more respect. Such beauty in these jokes

[@penny.dreadful666]

"People are gonna downvote the crap outta this video now." And yet it only has 557 dislikes. Which is very surprising.

[@dereksbooks]

Well, this was 2013. People still had a sense of humor back then.

[@duncanhume6335]

Mycaruba Tuba

[@DareMurdok]

Lethargist Guitarist: Constantly sleepy and barely and sloppily strums along, or only hits one string in the laziest way, and then snores.

[@0namehere]

What about Misogynist Guitarist?

[@DareMurdok]

It doesn't rhyme ;(

[@0namehere]

DoktorDare -ist -ist. It rhymes

[@DareMurdok]

LethARGIST and guitARIST rhyme even more so, it's those "arrrrr's"

[@sarabearas.7645]

{name here} There's a difference between a masculine and feminine rhyme.... I know that make me sound like the Misogynist Guitarist, but they're real things I swear. XD

[@brianalondite]

" Careful getting home, there's a lot of blacks out today" *ba-doomboomboom* " It's okay... I have a deathwish..." *tsst tsst-tsst*

[@VenomSquidVods]

I’m surprised this one is still up

[@CherryBomb_Games]

I could've sworn it was down for awhile. I legit could not find it.

[@mega8525]

Treasure this one, people. It will be removed soon. I guarantee it.

[@smikey69]

my mom walked into the room at the racist bassist part and even she laughed lmao

[@ytisnottwitter]

"I sure hope there aren't any filthy Jews in this crowd" *Plays Roundabout bass track* "My mother just died from her heroin addiction" *Performs percussion solo from ABC 123* "Why are there so many women here? They should all be in the kitchen" *Plays introductory saxophone solo to Careless Whisper* "Everyone's just here to see me" *Plays the guitar solo from Through the Fire and the Flames* "I've never seen such a ROWDy cROWD!" *Perfectly recreates Bruce Dickinson's yell from The Trooper*

[@sammarvelous5378]

Another member of this band: Zinger Singer, who just tells really bad jokes to try to cheer up Bummer Drummer

[@EmperorNero]

Or Swinger Singer him and Racist Bassist don't get along.

[@carleyh1685]

don't forget about pessimist pianist

[@AwesomeTeamGames]

Also don't forget the guy who is never entertained: The Boardest Harpsichordist. "I could have more fun in a padded cell!" Dink Dink Da Dink

[@TieflingKumasi]

The Grand Band.

[@flamaireheart3224]

You know... this Chow Mein I got from the Korean restaurant tastes suspiciously like... dog meat. Ba- dum dm dm dm dnn dm dm dm. Oh hey, there's a collar in here. Oh, shit, it's my old dog, Sparky. I just ate my dog. Tss ts tm tss ts pa-tss

[@gradywethington6705]

Flamaire Heart except that's a legitimate thing in Korea lol

[@flamaireheart3224]

Grady, I know XD I read the articles Jade, come on, maing. Chill.

[@Appalachia_haints]

Mellow Cello turns a blind eye to everything bad and laughs hysterically whenever Bummer Drummer says something, followed by, "That was a good one!"

[@agerestrictions1191]

Classist Brassist. He can play sax, tuba and trumpet, but man- he sure hates welfare

[@ChrisMolyneaux93]

"Why don't poor people just get a job?" *DOOT*

[@LotteYanson]

How about Marionette Clarinet. Instead of an actual person they just hire a puppet to play clarinet

[@Cgh33]

"California I heard you guys had a bunch of gays!" Ba do do do da boo do do do

[@scottydu81]

i swear that the "bummer drummer" was in jontron's "skateboard kid" episode

[@MrInsaneMixer]

HOUSTON?? MORE LIKE JEWSTONE. Isn't that what Romans did, tho? ♫ Ba dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum ♫

[@jjthejet4738]

They need zinger singer in the band

[@aeronine6977]

Are you guys having fun at this concert? . . . . . . Or did your girlfriend that you hate drag you here . . . puh tis ts Tsss ts ts Tsss ts ts Tsss ts ts Tsss ts ts

[@lucian117]

+SenecystRemarks I, too, watched the video.

[@johnl2124]

+SenecystRemarks My imaginary girlfriend that I imaginarily hate dragged me here :(

[@liongus]

+lucian117 I would try to do something new too but.... I have no reason to try.... Puh Tssss Ts Puh Tssss Ts Puh Tssss Ts Puh Ts Ts

[@aeronine6977]

***** lol im jewish and laughed my ass off lmao

[@Alexsmith-ob9ci]

+lucian117 hahahahah

[@magdalenadul4971]

That lil "Go to Hell!" from Danny had me cracking up.

[@adrowsell]

Don't forget about Narcissist Guitarist