"Don't help people who've fallen into the ice. It's their problem now." -Patrick Boivin 2016
@JMarsella98 жыл бұрын
We have a lot of horror with really fast monsters. You know what we need more of, giant slow, but unstoppable monstrosities that just meander to you gradually and wear you down mentally, like It Follows but with eldritch instead of uncanny.
@zedre76338 жыл бұрын
Fast monsters are really cheap. You know it can kill you, you know you can't *possibly* run away if it ever so much as sees you, so you have to sneak around it and hope it's stupid. But you don't fear a slow unstoppable monster because of how fast or how powerful it is. You fear it because it *will* get you. No matter how long it takes.
@burgbass8 жыл бұрын
Like a giant humanoid figure of wood that doesn't do anything other than follow you around and stares REALLY closely at you from behind so you feel really tense to even bother looking back?
@ziongamer69058 жыл бұрын
+Zedré ' Yeah, fast monsters get to the point where you're kinda like, "wow, you're quick I'm dead". Slow monsters slowly become a threat, you're not scared until it's too late for you.
@zedre76338 жыл бұрын
ZionGamer I think that's what made Resident Evil so interesting back then. The tank controls and claustrophobic environments meant the stupid slow zombies were an actual threat.
@TriggerCynical8 жыл бұрын
What might be cool is a monster like +Burg Bass mentioned where it's made of wood and it gets really close behind you, and those count as hits. Three strikes and you're out, and the dev gets free jump scares.
@pranker1218 жыл бұрын
FULL LP FULL LP FULL LP FULL LP
@PhoenicopterusR8 жыл бұрын
Do it for SKELETON BABY!
@jess12458 жыл бұрын
Sanders YESSSS PLEASE
@straker4548 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! This was WAY too fun to not do a full LP
@kristf8 жыл бұрын
yes, must full LP
@toasterized8 жыл бұрын
what's the best way to request a LP?
@man____moth64688 жыл бұрын
Not only do Matt and pat give me laughs- they also provide wisdom to live by, every day. 'If someone falls under the ice, leave them. It's their problem now'. Poetry.
@RavengerX18 жыл бұрын
The only thing that would have made this better would have been a "part 1" in the title.
@timg56038 жыл бұрын
Matt's doing a play through of it on his twitch channel if you wanna watch more
@luisaguillon72018 жыл бұрын
don't worry espens Nordic blood gives him 50% resistance to cold and frost
@RanMouri826 жыл бұрын
Turns out Espen's the dragonborn.
@SuperSonicFan1724 жыл бұрын
@@RanMouri82 Dragonporn. MUS-TARD-JAAARRR!!!
@ActionYakPolice8 жыл бұрын
I was literally half-way through the sentence "this looks pretty great" when the camera panned around to show the kid's old man face.
@Roronoa2zoro8 жыл бұрын
As a norwegian I'm finally able to sympathize with people from spanish-speaking countries. They're so fucking wrong about just about everything. I love it.
@Roronoa2zoro8 жыл бұрын
Old Erik? Is this game just about Satan and his nordic shenanigans?
@_ArmIa8 жыл бұрын
Conversely, I'm from Britain and can confirm that every single thing they say about us is 100% True Facts™
@MrStatistx8 жыл бұрын
Ulquiorra4sama I am from Austria and I bet that even if there was a game where they listen to Falco in a cafe and eat schnitzel in the middle of Vienna with Schwarzenegger sitting across, they would ask 'where are the kangaroos, mate???'
@NavroZ108 жыл бұрын
As a Swede being called slavic is very insulting.
@bakklajohn8 жыл бұрын
As a russian, I have long ago stopped caring about guys making fun of russians and russian accent and just enjoy it, but as a long-time admirer of Scandinavian culture I'm pretty butthurt.
@sweepingtime8 жыл бұрын
Pat is so wonderful. He can do every accent on the planet except for Irish.
@zedre76338 жыл бұрын
Except when he does Irish and says it's something else.
@darrianweathington19238 жыл бұрын
dominichokage which is weird because those are his people
@sunbro69988 жыл бұрын
I think even the air molecules were offended they had to vibrate those accents.
@sharkymcshark33928 жыл бұрын
Can someone, tell me what video he does an Irish accent in? I'm really curious to here it now lol.
@AgentOracle8 жыл бұрын
Re: Vikings having no canoes. The oldest dugout canoe ever found was located in a peat bog near Pesse in the Netherlands. it is between 9,900 and 11,000 years old by carbon dating. Conceptually, this and other dugout canoes like it could have been in use parallel to the arrival of native americans to america, approximately 10-12,000 years ago. Ergo: Vikings had canoes. Native Americans had canoes. Hell, if you look back to Africa, there was a canoe that is about 8,500 years old found in Dufuna. So: if it existed in Africa, Before the Roman Empire, odds are pretty damn good it existed everywhere else in the world as well. Also: how hard is it to see a log floating down a river and think, "Wouldn't it be nice if it had a place for me to sit in it?" Inventions are made by necessity and availability of materials.
@baphometsvoice62718 жыл бұрын
AgentOracle you must be new. Never expect Pat to be right.
@AgentOracle8 жыл бұрын
I'm probably not that old of a fan, but i'll never shy away from a dugout canoe debate.
@lesterthenightfly18288 жыл бұрын
AgentOracle Plus, Vikings basically used canoes and the river systems of England and Western Europe to fuck everyone over during the dark ages.
@robotpanda778 жыл бұрын
Holy shit they had log tech?
@funnyvalentinemakeamericag54848 жыл бұрын
Also Solutreans (Europeans) crossed to sea to North America over 10 000 years before "native Americans" came from Asia to America.
@N00BSYBORG8 жыл бұрын
Through the Woods but with Swedish Chef. "Bork bork bork Espen? Bork bork vikings? Bork bork bork kidnapped?!"
@iiBurdenedSavageV58 жыл бұрын
N00BSYBORG SMOrc ?
@corazonfeathers81168 жыл бұрын
What is it, boy? Is little Liam drowning again? "Bork bork!" Oh it's just Pat? That's fine, then.
@GreedAndSelfishness8 жыл бұрын
"Is sauna Swedish or Norwegian thing?" Neither, its Finland's thing. Goddamnit how many times do I gotta tell this to Pat?
@nanomasa9294 жыл бұрын
Amen. To be fair, Pat has made many mistakes.
@Hannya_chua8 жыл бұрын
4:05 If there's one thing we can all take away from this Shitstorm, it's "Pussy Kussy".
@baphometsvoice62718 жыл бұрын
Ranmaru Richu you're not wrong
@_ArmIa8 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh so fucking hard that my throat hurts now, Jesus Christ
@Soulsworth698 жыл бұрын
But, I like the Koopy Pussy.
@EHKOS8 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Festlefuck
@Kwak4448 жыл бұрын
It's pronounced "Hubba Bubba".
@ReviewHavenGaming8 жыл бұрын
I love that "FESTELFUCK" is the thing that cracked Pat up the hardest. So bad he had to leave the room. I was in tears too because of that.
@MrsAikahime8 жыл бұрын
Pat: I think he has a blind spot monster: GRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH Pat: I think you should haul ass
@0rriAndroid8 жыл бұрын
so many forests, this shitstorm
@AfroMetalMizu8 жыл бұрын
Way too reliant on them ;P
@Nightweaver18 жыл бұрын
OH fuck I reloaded this to check the views and it was at 666! I'm not even fucking kidding!
@codafett4 жыл бұрын
2016, the year of the forest.
@PoisoNico938 жыл бұрын
"Kid is making nonstop Simpsons quotes"
@AfroMetalMizu8 жыл бұрын
He needs a lil taser to zap him a lil bit when he makes one
@AbovetheAgAme8 жыл бұрын
Nah nah nah, he loves it
@aperturesciencegames8 жыл бұрын
That Stream was great! "Kid has broken hulk doll and pie crumbs in his pockets"
@WhatDoesDStandFor8 жыл бұрын
Simpsons quoting? Thats a Paddlin'
@siriusleelost3778 жыл бұрын
Don't know about you guys...but I think we're overdue for a viking theme LP! Not enough bork borks, damnit!
@_ArmIa8 жыл бұрын
Combination doggo and Viking themed LP for maximum borks
@siriusleelost3778 жыл бұрын
Man...I wish they taught us more about vikings in school!
@K-bb2bc7 жыл бұрын
SiriusLeeLost "björk de björk"
@HarpsiFizz8 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna be late for the Shitstorm tomorrow (Trick-or-treating; I still do it) but I hope all of you have a Happy Halloween if I don't see you. And happy wedding anniversary, Matt (one day early).
@riki95738 жыл бұрын
HarpsiFizz Shit!
@HarpsiFizz8 жыл бұрын
And if you're wondering how the Hell I can trick-or-treat when I'm the same age as Pat, well I'll tell you- I'm 4"11, so to make up for the fact that I'll never grow, I get to trick-or-treat forever. As long as I wear a mask, I'm good to go.
@AarhgYouTube8 жыл бұрын
Is a voice changer part of your costume, or do you just not say anything?
@rigatoni_pasta8 жыл бұрын
At least you're taller than Pat.
@ZoMbi5lAy3r8 жыл бұрын
This comment is so nice and fluffy, it warms my cold, numb, heart
@traxthetrashwizard8 жыл бұрын
As a half Scandinavian, I am face palming over the fact that Pat just suggested that a frost giant bit the moon.
@fernandosau14988 жыл бұрын
Crimson Trax This is just Pat showing how much he doesn't know about Scandinavian culture
@timg56038 жыл бұрын
question: what's up with the bitten moon? did fenris do it?
@cheezdoodle968 жыл бұрын
+RubberFistFight Yeah, it's Hati, the son of Fenris, who eats the moon. Man, "Hati Hróðvitnisson". What a badass name for a wolf. (Hati even means "He who hates enemy".) Hati chases after the moon and his brother Sköll chases after the sun. Come Ragnarok they will both catch up with, and devour the heavenly bodies, thus breaking Fenris free from his chains, causing him to swallow Odin before having Odin's son Vidar put his foot in Fenris's mouth, placing both his hands on his upper jaw and tearing his mouth apart, and thus setting off the end of the old world.
@RanMouri825 жыл бұрын
@@cheezdoodle96 That's the most metal thing I ever read.
@malie19788 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, we need a whole playthrough of this. I haven't laughed that much, that consistently, in a while.
@Nevusien6 жыл бұрын
Nearly 2 years later and I keep coming back here for the "Ah will empty mah ass!" and "borked by the gersts" lines and I lose it every time!
@johntrains13175 жыл бұрын
ME TOO! I love you for this comment
@michaelseebach38628 жыл бұрын
Once upon a time, a murderer and his victim walked hand in hand toward some deep, dark woods. The victim squeezes the murderers' hand, looking up pleadingly, and says " I'm real scared, mister, of them deep, dark woods." And the murderer, he sighs, and says " You're scared? How the hell do you think I feel? I"m gonna be walking back through them on my own!"
@Daniel_Lancelin Жыл бұрын
"Don't worry, _I'm_ the scariest thing in these woods."
@fudgegorilla8 жыл бұрын
Nah, pat, fenrir bit the moon. He's not a frost giant-he's just a WOLF BIG ENOUGH TO BITE THE FUCKING MOON
@fudgegorilla8 жыл бұрын
Also that line was Slephnir, the world serpent. HE ENCIRCLES THE WORLD
@Divine_Allure8 жыл бұрын
Cecil Palmer why is Scandinavian mythology so fucking sick?!
@minotaurhead24508 жыл бұрын
Cecil Palmer Jormungandr is the world serpent, Sleipnir is an eight-legged horse.
@2geliel8 жыл бұрын
isn't that the nigga that is going to eat Odin or something?
@patrioticshitstain8 жыл бұрын
There's also Nidhogg, the dragon that chews at the roots of the world tree Yggdrasil. Fuck your dragons, ours are literally eating the foundation of all existence. Also, the Norse creation story involves a magic cow licking a block of ice until a dude fell out. no, really. That is a thing.
@goodvillain10158 жыл бұрын
A game where a mother tries to save her shitkid. Let's me guess, the shitkid dies at the end just like The Park. Why is it in games, the fathers manage to save their shitkids (Heavy Rain, Asura's Wrath) while the mothers are terrible at it. Even a loser like Ethan Mars can save his shitkid.
@Hyper_Drud8 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Ethan had two kids and only managed to save one of them.
@BlumenCT8 жыл бұрын
And he basically killed the first so it kinda balances out. The dad in this game ended things early for himself.
@BlumenCT8 жыл бұрын
k3nny111 David Cage is that you
@JCBudro168 жыл бұрын
What about Harry Mason from Silent Hill?
@gasmaskangel8 жыл бұрын
Because its sadder and more artistic when a shitty woman loses her shitty child! Feel sad now! Feel sad at the most obvious fucking turn in the goddamn road!
@tiltingowl97198 жыл бұрын
The attempts at Scandinavian accents just reminds me of Toki and Skwisgaar from Metalocalypse.
@logandh26 жыл бұрын
*Matt sees a statue of a grotesque giant monster “Oh he’s got a cool little Super Mario there”
@Nightweaver18 жыл бұрын
To the window To the wall Through the... woods? SURE WHATEVER WE DO IT.
@wkhan70398 жыл бұрын
Goddamit! I hate when Matt is playing scary games since he looks everywhere besides the monster position. And we can hear the monsters screaming and running to us. Waiting for sudden death is scary as fuck!
@AarhgYouTube8 жыл бұрын
Hållø! I æm a Dænish persøn, ånd I tæll yøu, this is a væry åccuråte ræpresæntatiøn øf Nørwægiåns.
@Nightweaver18 жыл бұрын
I always enjoy how the comments evolve to become more racist the more and more people finnish the video.
@AarhgYouTube8 жыл бұрын
Håhå, whåt æ clæver pun!
@cheezdoodle968 жыл бұрын
That's actually a pretty good representation of how a Norwergian who's bad at English would speak. With some Danish English sounding words thrown in, like "Nørwægiåns".
@sanctamachina8 жыл бұрын
Funny fact, my grandfather built me a treehouse that I went in like maybe five times. Then hornets built a nest there and even after they were cleared out I refused to go back in. Plus, I had an NES.
@baphometsvoice62718 жыл бұрын
Alaan Franklin Same exact thing happened to me. Fuck that shit, video games won't sting me and high five his Bros at how funny it was
@dankpipsart8 жыл бұрын
Do you think Fred Durst calls his 7 kids his "lil bizkits".
@MChill8 жыл бұрын
God I hope so.
@SuperSonicFan1724 жыл бұрын
Not funny at all.
@MinersLoveGames8 жыл бұрын
They started *WAY TOO* strong with ANATOMY...
@SteadFast4118 жыл бұрын
"I do! I want to empty my ass!" Maybe the best shout-out from Matt for a good long while. Fuck me that cracked me up.
@bondage-chan97388 жыл бұрын
Shitstorm Secrets Vol. 30: Around the same time as the _Curse of The Nuclear Reactrotron 3000 of the Blood of the Phantasmagoric Taken Wolf-Lord_ that I mentioned in the last secret, the runoff slime and horror-juice congealed together to form a disc. Then, around the disc, a case, shimmering and shrieking. They say that on the day this unholy object was brought into existence by that foul ooze the world trembled. A game no living creature could play without being driven mad. A collection of biomechanical freakazoids. The only reason the Zaibatsu were able to conquer it is because none of them could technically be considered living creatures under the Madden Town Act. It was their beating of the game that freed the spiteful emperor inside. It was because of their hubris that humanity received a grim reminder. We are all slaves to SSAPO. (WOO! I got my dumb-ass internet fuckery sorted out that was causing the past couple of posts to only show to me. We are back on track, and just in time, too! In the interest of not making this a huge wall of text, when the final secret goes up tomorrow I will provide a link to a subreddit post with a collection of all secrets. You will be able to read the ones that KZbin stole there.)
@blueskysonmars8 жыл бұрын
Bondage-chan thank you Bondage-Chan
@AfroMetalMizu8 жыл бұрын
Welcome back honey ;3 We kept it warm for you
@TheStrxggler8 жыл бұрын
Welcome back. Kind of missed the smell of lube and rubber. Also got to join the subreddit at some point.
@bondage-chan97388 жыл бұрын
Glad to be home, dearies~! c:
@AfroMetalMizu8 жыл бұрын
Bondage-chan
@MiaowGaiGar6 жыл бұрын
It's kind of amazing that no one told that lady her kid's actually a three foot tall, forty year old man.
@Zygotguy8 жыл бұрын
Borkness Imprisoning me Al that I see Absolute bork bork
@MantraMan20778 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit Pat. The Norwegians are the original Vikings. They're the ones who invaded France, made Normandy, took over it, THEN invaded England in 1066, took it over, and pretty much shaped all of future English culture afterwards. All Norwegian myths and monsters are Viking myths and monsters. You know like Fenrir and Hel and Ice Giants and Fimblventr and Niflheim and Jotun and other cool shit like that.
@breaksystembse8 жыл бұрын
"Flair, you're the Great Wolf!?" *Matt, Pat, Me, and anyone else watching:* WOOOOOOOOOO!!
@HolyDeviant18 жыл бұрын
I want a pro wrestler whose gmmick is that he's an olympian wrestler.
@phelanlawson83848 жыл бұрын
HolyDeviant1 So Kurt angle?
@Zcumgod8 жыл бұрын
HolyDeviant1 I want a Pro wrestler who's gimmick is that he's an Olympic wrestler pretending to be an MMA fighter who also happens to be a boxer
@phelanlawson83848 жыл бұрын
So again Kurt angle?
@Shayman948 жыл бұрын
Also a Luchadore...can't forget the Luchadores XD.
@EllipseKore8 жыл бұрын
didn't know Dumplin was a wrestling fan
@Thatguy72428 жыл бұрын
Gunnar is such a lame name in the Nordic countries, you don't even know.
@ziongamer69058 жыл бұрын
is it similar to being named Bob on America?
@AbovetheAgAme8 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people are called Bob today...like kids..that shits a lame ass name
@corncobjohnsonreal8 жыл бұрын
Thatguy7242 so is yours
@kricku8 жыл бұрын
Gunnar is rad!
@RoundHerosProduction8 жыл бұрын
In Norway, Gunnar is the name of a truck driver who still lives with his mom.
@NatStarlight8 жыл бұрын
Seems like they saved a lot of the most interesting games for the end of this Shitstorm (or last third or so). Love the whole idea of this one, and this is a refreshing setting for a horror game.
@talynhastime93438 жыл бұрын
"Girls ugh.. If I wasn't drawn to them.." I think the same thing about men, actually. And women, of course. Ugh, stop being attractive you guys, you're distracting me from being the tortured intellectual loner in my character establishment arc.
@RunningBlade21848 жыл бұрын
I like this intro of Liam and Max Caulfield. Liam's true Warrenistic nature has finally begun to show.
@ViewtifulBeck8 жыл бұрын
This game went from, "Oh, this is a kind of charming indie game" to "FUCKING TROLL RUN RUN THE FUCK AWAY LEAVE YOUR SON TO DIE JUST RUN"
@ChasoGod8 жыл бұрын
Actually in Norse mythology it is the son and daughter of Fenrir, the wolf son of Loki, who will take bites out of the sun and moon come Ragnarök.
@bodhisattva718 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Pats Mom featured in a game like this.Never knew she only had one eye and enjoys consuming human flesh.
@PatrickYoung888 жыл бұрын
Falling through ice isn't necessarily a death sentence, you can save someone by lying down on the ice before pulling them out. Spread your weight.
@J-BiRTH8 жыл бұрын
Aren't many of the creatures from The Witcher based on Scandinavian folk-tales and such?
@phelanlawson83848 жыл бұрын
RedRogueWulf Scandinavian, Polish, and Russian.
@gromstar8 жыл бұрын
Nope, Slavic folklore.
@jjj77908 жыл бұрын
and Greek/Egyptian, Jewish, and Persian(?).
@phelanlawson83848 жыл бұрын
I mean there might be similar creatures sure all mythology ties together but if you read the books and know the devs are eastern European it's all based on Polish,Russian and Nordic mythos.
@jjj77908 жыл бұрын
Phelan Lawson I'm pretty sure, they are taken from wherever the hell they want. I know the games sell themselves on being Nordic/Slavic, or whatever, but The Witcher pretty much runs on Castlevania rules in terms of populating the bestiary. I mean, they have Ghouls(Arabic), Djinn (Arabic), Manticore (Persian), Golem (Jewish), and Gryphon (Egyptian/Greek) which are 100% not Slavic monsters in origin or etymology.
@GreatCanadianGuy8 жыл бұрын
History time! Eric The Red was the first person to settle Greenland. His son, Leif Erikson, was the first to explore Vinland, which was modern-day Newfoundland. If I recall, Vinland was first discovered by Bjarni Herjolfsson.
@TheMerkWithTheMouth8 жыл бұрын
A bit late, but rest assured, the countdown will not stop. 2 days remaining.
@AfroMetalMizu8 жыл бұрын
You're lucky I'm too busy working on your smut commission to be concerned over your plots...
@0rriAndroid8 жыл бұрын
2 days until Yuuki Terumi, featuring the cast of Blazblue
@stanx968 жыл бұрын
2 days to absolutely fucking nothing.
@thepickles88338 жыл бұрын
Countdown Vampires ?
@Sigismund6978 жыл бұрын
Emperor preserve us, I would prefer vampire rain
@MaskedBeeX8 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind them finishing this. The Viking lore is pretty cool.
@brainflash18 жыл бұрын
If you go into the woods today you're in for a big surprise If you go into the woods today you'd better go in disguise Cus every shitlord that ever there was, is gathered there together because, Today's the Zaibatsu plays Through theeeeee Woods.
@darkslayer11613 жыл бұрын
What's the original version of this? I know I've heard it from somewhere
@Jurby8 жыл бұрын
Those wind effects are super legit, they made me check outside for a storm coming
@theholyavenger8 жыл бұрын
Matt and Pat's "knowledge" on Scandinavian countries sure is astounding. They seem to get worse at it with every year. All the more hilarious for a Swede like me. :P
@theholyavenger8 жыл бұрын
Norway is Black Metal, Sweden is Melodic Death Metal. ;)
@Roronoa2zoro8 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the fact that on a global scale you swedes take the hit for everything. I mean anytime anyone tries to make fun of Norway they just make fun of Sweden instead (like in this video). So, you know... takk, söta bror
@SecondCitySavior69698 жыл бұрын
Shut up, you swede, go back to your javlafittasurstromming
@MalisinECila8 жыл бұрын
Bork bork
@CaptainDoomsday7 жыл бұрын
I think it's all Canadians. Your country is 50% fictional to me. You're probably some variety of horrible tree elf using magic to even be online. Hoggin' all the magic.
@Samppaol19878 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Finland! I have been watching your stuff for five years now, and this video is one of my favorites. I'd love to see a full LP. Thanks for all the laughs and insights, and I hope you all have a great rest of the year. Nice that Pat got the sauna pronounciation down, that was kinda bugging me.
@nanomasa9294 жыл бұрын
Nice to see a fellow Finn who watches Super Best Friends!
@ElementalDAR8 жыл бұрын
Mythology facts, again. Ok so here it is. One of the many stories of the Norse end times (no way in hell I'm spelling it) is the end of the sun and the moon. The two heavenly bodies are pulled across the sky by these two beautiful siblings (not my words). On the day everything goes tits up Fenrir the great wolf breaks out of the imposo-knot and wrecks shit. One of the first things he does is pop out two wee little baby wolfs, of death. Each one chases a heavenly body (sun and moon for those not paying attention). For three days they chase them down with no rest until they finally consume the sun and moon. The darkness will lead to Fimblewinter which is winter, but for 3 years. It's like game of thrones that way. Basically they were describing a solar and lunar eclipse happening at the same time. Which if I didn't know any better would probably think yeah f*ck it it's the end times. Day man and Night man have fallen, no one will save us now.
@CutieHoney138 жыл бұрын
I think this game is worth a full let's play. The story is really interesting and it's unique. Plus I know nothing about Nordic horror and the monsters seem pretty spooky.
@LCFTW938 жыл бұрын
"Like Santa Clause?" No, like Krampus.
@oberkorn138 жыл бұрын
Pat must have seen Travel Man: 48 Hours Helsinki like just before this with his sauna pronunciation.
@aidoomcgoo79168 жыл бұрын
The Last Shit for this storm better be as fucking good as the first.
@AedanBlackheart7 жыл бұрын
9:05 had me laughing so hard THANKS Matt and Pats follow up was hillarious XD
@DeimionWolf8 жыл бұрын
If Woolie saw a plate of eggs in Darkest Dungeon, his character would get an automatic 100 stress. What a weirdo.
@Samagachi8 жыл бұрын
DeimionWolf They would most likely be expired so he'll be fine.
@DeimionWolf8 жыл бұрын
Samaugsch You either eat them on their own and take the chance of him realizing they are eggs or you season the recognition out of them with herbs and he automatically get a buff because eggs are good for you.
@KageMinowara4 жыл бұрын
Pat: "The vikings probably had no equivalent to the canoe. They probably wouldn't have done very well in forests." Pat's lack of knowledge about the vikings is making me bang my head against my desk in frustraition. >_
@drunkwendigo2693 Жыл бұрын
You can even watch the kid being taken away in a viking canoe, and he STILL says that with full confidence.
@dominiccramer83958 жыл бұрын
That creature was, in fact, not a giant, it was a troll
@MantraMan20778 жыл бұрын
Awwwww yeeeeee, I've been waiting for someone to bring up the Gauls! Remember those awesome Asterix and Obelix comics that were always in your School Libraries? Those were the coolest SHIT!
@randomenvelope8 жыл бұрын
Press X to Espen. I want more of this game plz.
@PageofLegend8 жыл бұрын
Oh Pat, "that guy" always pisses me off as soon as I spot him. Your description was spot on, you just didn't mention the chrome dome/bald spot.
@MisanthropicMarxist8 жыл бұрын
Goddamned Vikings, comin' out of the mist, snatchin' my kids up. This is bullshit.
@jeffha38 жыл бұрын
Finland is so gonna whoop your ads for your sauna shenanigans. Suomi stronk.
@Koyol8 жыл бұрын
Gonna call it. Son slipped and drowned at the dock and the game is the mom is having a Silent Hill adventure till she comes to terms with what happened. Let me know I'm wrong.
@MakiKuronami8 жыл бұрын
Did you know? Maybe the skeleton isn't too bad. Despite letting itself be freely be hidden in the flesh, it still protects your vital organs. What a hero.
@alfie.thebassist8 жыл бұрын
This game deserves a full LP
@MegaTyler937 жыл бұрын
If only they knew that when you died, the camera focuses on your flashlight as you hear your character be torn apart, letting your imagination frighten you.
@JustinAKABiff8 жыл бұрын
Why are the Norwegians naming their kids after inferior and irrelevant cable sports networks? "How was school today, Espn?" "I don't want to talk about it. I only want to talk about Lebron James and the SEC."
@angbandsbane8 жыл бұрын
Still a better conversationalist than his brother, History. (I swear, ever since that boy read that book on aliens, he ain't been quite right).
@cheezdoodle968 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Espen actually means something like "The Bear of God". It's a variant of the name Esbjørn, which in turn is a variant of the name Asbjørn, with "as" meaning god and "bjørn" literally meaning "the big brown beast".
@EfrainQuezada8 жыл бұрын
49:50 I love Matt's 2000s music references, I did not expect a Mark Anthony reference.
@TheMeelickMafia8 жыл бұрын
I thought pat was the smart one, slavic really?
@MinersLoveGames8 жыл бұрын
Nah, Pat just pretends to be smart.
@AbovetheAgAme8 жыл бұрын
Nope, he ain't got a degree in that
@Dragoncurse48 жыл бұрын
Since when did Pat ever give off the impression that he was the smart one? lol
@slimybean8 жыл бұрын
Pat only seems smart because he says things confidently and believes everything he says to be true. About 95% of the shit he says is wrong.
@MrEricon98 жыл бұрын
Back when Matt acted like the dumb one, because he thought it would make him the favorite, among fans.
@TevorTheThird8 жыл бұрын
A cabin that nice & modern with no indoor plumbing? Suspension of disbelief shattered.
@arn13458 жыл бұрын
"The Vikings probably had no equivalence to canoes" Jesus fucking christ you SEE THE FUCKING BOY GET ABDUCTED BY A VIKING FUCK ON A FUCKING LONGBOAT, WHICH IS BASICALLY A CANOE WITH A FUCKING DRAGON ON THE END.
@chickmcjr8 жыл бұрын
Longboats are in no way like canoes you uncultured swine. You probably think a car and a V8 are the same things too. Disgusting.
@bluemistary8 жыл бұрын
I REALLY LOVE THE ACCENTS! You guys are great.
@SloshyBowl8 жыл бұрын
Idea for a scarier game for these two very white guys to play: Through the Hoods
@abdullahibnal-eibrowz74348 жыл бұрын
The biggest shitstorm this video will produce is the unbridled rage that Pat invoked from his Scandinavian AND Slavic viewers at the same time.
@TacoDachshund8 жыл бұрын
Now I know some people will think I'm too serious or whatever, but I need them to NEVER put Matt on the controls again. Pat is bad, but it seems like every single game Matt plays is the first game he's ever played. STOPPED LOOKING AT THE SKY WHEN A MONSTER IS RUNNING AROUND.
@TarvynSero8 жыл бұрын
well, he thought it was a crow monstar, so it makes sense he looked up. If they played with headphones tho, i guess they'd figured out where the monster came from..
@ProdigiousFeldspar10 ай бұрын
“Thanks fer da pizzer!” 😂
@MantraMan20778 жыл бұрын
I would really love for one of these wooded horror games to just have animals as the main enemy. Like, fuck ghosts and demons, the wolves are at your door! Fuckin' WOLVES! OH SHIT THE BEAR WANTS IN ON THIS! AND THE DEERS TOO! OH THIS WAS THE WORST IDEA!
@theflamelord8 жыл бұрын
"I think he has a blind spot" *HGWAAR* "i think you should haul your ass"
@Hedgpig8 жыл бұрын
Did anybody else notice control shifted to the mom when they handed off the flashlight? And the camera was centered behind the flashlight the whole game? And when the flashlight got knocked out of her hand, the camera followed it? I think you play as the flashlight in this game.
@nigelwestdickens69478 жыл бұрын
you guys should never stop this series
@hutchy54078 жыл бұрын
The voice over work sounds like this is a documentary. As in the kid is fucked and the mom is fine.
@ryanlaney83768 жыл бұрын
For the love of all that is holy, full LP. We need more vikings.
@TheStrxggler8 жыл бұрын
Woods, Houses, and Haunted Spaceships. OH MY!
@AfroMetalMizu8 жыл бұрын
Too much now...Last episode tomorrow better not be a goddamn forest...
@timg56038 жыл бұрын
it's a silent hill game according to Matt, which one is unknown but I'm hoping 3 n not book of forgotten memories
@DAdragonSPI8 жыл бұрын
Tim G But Book of Memories is the scariest because that's when Silent Hill died!
@timg56038 жыл бұрын
Cody Nordan nah silent hill died when konami cancelled silent hills (unless death stranding is actually hills n this has all been a giant ruse which some people actually believe) and made silent hill pachislot
@Dear-Rhiannon8 жыл бұрын
Love you guys! This shitstorm has been great as always!
@KingTimmahB8 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you guys lost like 10,000 Swedish subs EDIT: Don't be an architect, your kids'll die so hard
@_ArmIa8 жыл бұрын
You're being super generous by implying that they had that many Swedish fans to begin with
@Alferios-8 жыл бұрын
meh it's fine, we make fun of accents too.
@skolkor8 жыл бұрын
I actually lament that they don't get a chance to (try) make fun of us more often.
@JustinAKABiff8 жыл бұрын
Your kids will only die so hard if you fucking spear-tackle them into an oncoming car.
@EvanSisson6 жыл бұрын
I think the infamous Viking long boat which was knowing to rapidly traverse both river and sea would be far more than equivalent to native American canoes.
@OldIronJohnson8 жыл бұрын
Patulus plebeius est, quod aspectos Romae non amat. Fi bonus, homunculo.
@pixlepotumus8 жыл бұрын
So they said a lot of things that were pretty hilariously wrong about pretty much everyone on the planet in this episode but I think my favorite was when pat said that vikings didn't have a canoe equivalent, especially when you consider the how this game starts.
@CrayPlaySwe8 жыл бұрын
We have a lot of houses with grass on it
@joinsideke8 жыл бұрын
Are you a hobbit?
@CrayPlaySwe8 жыл бұрын
Joinsideke I'm... swedish?
@_ArmIa8 жыл бұрын
You could've just said "yes"
@DarknessViper998 жыл бұрын
Cray Play Bork bork bork, am I speaking your language?
@CrayPlaySwe8 жыл бұрын
DarknessViper99 it's pretty close
@JasonLihani Жыл бұрын
28:54 "Huh. That sounds like a giant--thats a giant." "OH SHIT." "That is a giiii-ant."
@_Zabbor_8 жыл бұрын
wow really guys you're going to make fun of how norwegian sounds? well if that's what you are all a boot then i guess that's okaya
@MeatXsuperreal8 жыл бұрын
To be honest with you guys. I wouldn't mind a full let's play of this. Viking horror is the sickest shit.