Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - THROUGH THE WOODS

[@codyscott4301]

"Don't help people who've fallen into the ice. It's their problem now." -Patrick Boivin 2016

[@JMarsella9]

We have a lot of horror with really fast monsters. You know what we need more of, giant slow, but unstoppable monstrosities that just meander to you gradually and wear you down mentally, like It Follows but with eldritch instead of uncanny.

[@zedre7633]

Fast monsters are really cheap. You know it can kill you, you know you can't *possibly* run away if it ever so much as sees you, so you have to sneak around it and hope it's stupid. But you don't fear a slow unstoppable monster because of how fast or how powerful it is. You fear it because it *will* get you. No matter how long it takes.

[@burgbass]

Like a giant humanoid figure of wood that doesn't do anything other than follow you around and stares REALLY closely at you from behind so you feel really tense to even bother looking back?

[@ziongamer6905]

+Zedré ' Yeah, fast monsters get to the point where you're kinda like, "wow, you're quick I'm dead". Slow monsters slowly become a threat, you're not scared until it's too late for you.

[@zedre7633]

ZionGamer I think that's what made Resident Evil so interesting back then. The tank controls and claustrophobic environments meant the stupid slow zombies were an actual threat.

[@TriggerCynical]

What might be cool is a monster like +Burg Bass mentioned where it's made of wood and it gets really close behind you, and those count as hits. Three strikes and you're out, and the dev gets free jump scares.

[@pranker121]

FULL LP FULL LP FULL LP FULL LP

[@PhoenicopterusR]

Do it for SKELETON BABY!

[@jess1245]

Sanders YESSSS PLEASE

[@straker454]

Hell yeah! This was WAY too fun to not do a full LP

[@kristf]

yes, must full LP

[@toasterized]

what's the best way to request a LP?

[@man____moth6468]

Not only do Matt and pat give me laughs- they also provide wisdom to live by, every day. 'If someone falls under the ice, leave them. It's their problem now'. Poetry.

[@RavengerX1]

The only thing that would have made this better would have been a "part 1" in the title.

[@timg5603]

Matt's doing a play through of it on his twitch channel if you wanna watch more

[@luisaguillon7201]

don't worry espens Nordic blood gives him 50% resistance to cold and frost

[@RanMouri82]

Turns out Espen's the dragonborn.

[@SuperSonicFan172]

@@RanMouri82 Dragonporn. MUS-TARD-JAAARRR!!!

[@ActionYakPolice]

I was literally half-way through the sentence "this looks pretty great" when the camera panned around to show the kid's old man face.

[@Roronoa2zoro]

As a norwegian I'm finally able to sympathize with people from spanish-speaking countries. They're so fucking wrong about just about everything. I love it.

[@Roronoa2zoro]

Old Erik? Is this game just about Satan and his nordic shenanigans?

[@_ArmIa]

Conversely, I'm from Britain and can confirm that every single thing they say about us is 100% True Facts™

[@MrStatistx]

Ulquiorra4sama I am from Austria and I bet that even if there was a game where they listen to Falco in a cafe and eat schnitzel in the middle of Vienna with Schwarzenegger sitting across, they would ask 'where are the kangaroos, mate???'

[@NavroZ10]

As a Swede being called slavic is very insulting.

[@bakklajohn]

As a russian, I have long ago stopped caring about guys making fun of russians and russian accent and just enjoy it, but as a long-time admirer of Scandinavian culture I'm pretty butthurt.

[@sweepingtime]

Pat is so wonderful. He can do every accent on the planet except for Irish.

[@zedre7633]

Except when he does Irish and says it's something else.

[@darrianweathington1923]

dominichokage which is weird because those are his people

[@sunbro6998]

I think even the air molecules were offended they had to vibrate those accents.

[@sharkymcshark3392]

Can someone, tell me what video he does an Irish accent in? I'm really curious to here it now lol.

[@AgentOracle]

Re: Vikings having no canoes. The oldest dugout canoe ever found was located in a peat bog near Pesse in the Netherlands. it is between 9,900 and 11,000 years old by carbon dating. Conceptually, this and other dugout canoes like it could have been in use parallel to the arrival of native americans to america, approximately 10-12,000 years ago. Ergo: Vikings had canoes. Native Americans had canoes. Hell, if you look back to Africa, there was a canoe that is about 8,500 years old found in Dufuna. So: if it existed in Africa, Before the Roman Empire, odds are pretty damn good it existed everywhere else in the world as well. Also: how hard is it to see a log floating down a river and think, "Wouldn't it be nice if it had a place for me to sit in it?" Inventions are made by necessity and availability of materials.

[@baphometsvoice6271]

AgentOracle you must be new. Never expect Pat to be right.

[@AgentOracle]

I'm probably not that old of a fan, but i'll never shy away from a dugout canoe debate.

[@lesterthenightfly1828]

AgentOracle Plus, Vikings basically used canoes and the river systems of England and Western Europe to fuck everyone over during the dark ages.

[@robotpanda77]

Holy shit they had log tech?

[@funnyvalentinemakeamericag5484]

Also Solutreans (Europeans) crossed to sea to North America over 10 000 years before "native Americans" came from Asia to America.

[@N00BSYBORG]

Through the Woods but with Swedish Chef. "Bork bork bork Espen? Bork bork vikings? Bork bork bork kidnapped?!"

[@iiBurdenedSavageV5]

N00BSYBORG SMOrc ?

[@corazonfeathers8116]

What is it, boy? Is little Liam drowning again? "Bork bork!" Oh it's just Pat? That's fine, then.

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

"Is sauna Swedish or Norwegian thing?" Neither, its Finland's thing. Goddamnit how many times do I gotta tell this to Pat?

[@nanomasa929]

Amen. To be fair, Pat has made many mistakes.

[@Hannya_chua]

4:05 If there's one thing we can all take away from this Shitstorm, it's "Pussy Kussy".

[@baphometsvoice6271]

Ranmaru Richu you're not wrong

[@_ArmIa]

That made me laugh so fucking hard that my throat hurts now, Jesus Christ

[@Soulsworth69]

But, I like the Koopy Pussy.

[@EHKOS]

I thought it was Festlefuck

[@Kwak444]

It's pronounced "Hubba Bubba".

[@ReviewHavenGaming]

I love that "FESTELFUCK" is the thing that cracked Pat up the hardest. So bad he had to leave the room. I was in tears too because of that.

[@MrsAikahime]

Pat: I think he has a blind spot monster: GRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH Pat: I think you should haul ass

[@0rriAndroid]

so many forests, this shitstorm

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Way too reliant on them ;P

[@Nightweaver1]

OH fuck I reloaded this to check the views and it was at 666! I'm not even fucking kidding!

[@codafett]

2016, the year of the forest.

[@PoisoNico93]

"Kid is making nonstop Simpsons quotes"

[@AfroMetalMizu]

He needs a lil taser to zap him a lil bit when he makes one

[@AbovetheAgAme]

Nah nah nah, he loves it

[@aperturesciencegames]

That Stream was great! "Kid has broken hulk doll and pie crumbs in his pockets"

[@WhatDoesDStandFor]

Simpsons quoting? Thats a Paddlin'

[@siriusleelost377]

Don't know about you guys...but I think we're overdue for a viking theme LP! Not enough bork borks, damnit!

[@_ArmIa]

Combination doggo and Viking themed LP for maximum borks

[@siriusleelost377]

Man...I wish they taught us more about vikings in school!

[@K-bb2bc]

SiriusLeeLost "björk de björk"

[@HarpsiFizz]

I'm gonna be late for the Shitstorm tomorrow (Trick-or-treating; I still do it) but I hope all of you have a Happy Halloween if I don't see you. And happy wedding anniversary, Matt (one day early).

[@riki9573]

HarpsiFizz Shit!

[@HarpsiFizz]

And if you're wondering how the Hell I can trick-or-treat when I'm the same age as Pat, well I'll tell you- I'm 4"11, so to make up for the fact that I'll never grow, I get to trick-or-treat forever. As long as I wear a mask, I'm good to go.

[@AarhgYouTube]

Is a voice changer part of your costume, or do you just not say anything?

[@rigatoni_pasta]

At least you're taller than Pat.

[@ZoMbi5lAy3r]

This comment is so nice and fluffy, it warms my cold, numb, heart

[@traxthetrashwizard]

As a half Scandinavian, I am face palming over the fact that Pat just suggested that a frost giant bit the moon.

[@fernandosau1498]

Crimson Trax This is just Pat showing how much he doesn't know about Scandinavian culture

[@timg5603]

question: what's up with the bitten moon? did fenris do it?

[@cheezdoodle96]

+RubberFistFight Yeah, it's Hati, the son of Fenris, who eats the moon. Man, "Hati Hróðvitnisson". What a badass name for a wolf. (Hati even means "He who hates enemy".) Hati chases after the moon and his brother Sköll chases after the sun. Come Ragnarok they will both catch up with, and devour the heavenly bodies, thus breaking Fenris free from his chains, causing him to swallow Odin before having Odin's son Vidar put his foot in Fenris's mouth, placing both his hands on his upper jaw and tearing his mouth apart, and thus setting off the end of the old world.

[@RanMouri82]

@@cheezdoodle96 That's the most metal thing I ever read.

[@malie1978]

Oh my god, we need a whole playthrough of this. I haven't laughed that much, that consistently, in a while.

[@Nevusien]

Nearly 2 years later and I keep coming back here for the "Ah will empty mah ass!" and "borked by the gersts" lines and I lose it every time!

[@johntrains1317]

ME TOO! I love you for this comment

[@michaelseebach3862]

Once upon a time, a murderer and his victim walked hand in hand toward some deep, dark woods. The victim squeezes the murderers' hand, looking up pleadingly, and says " I'm real scared, mister, of them deep, dark woods." And the murderer, he sighs, and says " You're scared? How the hell do you think I feel? I"m gonna be walking back through them on my own!"

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

"Don't worry, _I'm_ the scariest thing in these woods."

[@fudgegorilla]

Nah, pat, fenrir bit the moon. He's not a frost giant-he's just a WOLF BIG ENOUGH TO BITE THE FUCKING MOON

[@fudgegorilla]

Also that line was Slephnir, the world serpent. HE ENCIRCLES THE WORLD

[@Divine_Allure]

Cecil Palmer why is Scandinavian mythology so fucking sick?!

[@minotaurhead2450]

Cecil Palmer Jormungandr is the world serpent, Sleipnir is an eight-legged horse.

[@2geliel]

isn't that the nigga that is going to eat Odin or something?

[@patrioticshitstain]

There's also Nidhogg, the dragon that chews at the roots of the world tree Yggdrasil. Fuck your dragons, ours are literally eating the foundation of all existence. Also, the Norse creation story involves a magic cow licking a block of ice until a dude fell out. no, really. That is a thing.

[@goodvillain1015]

A game where a mother tries to save her shitkid. Let's me guess, the shitkid dies at the end just like The Park. Why is it in games, the fathers manage to save their shitkids (Heavy Rain, Asura's Wrath) while the mothers are terrible at it. Even a loser like Ethan Mars can save his shitkid.

[@Hyper_Drud]

To be fair, Ethan had two kids and only managed to save one of them.

[@BlumenCT]

And he basically killed the first so it kinda balances out. The dad in this game ended things early for himself.

[@BlumenCT]

k3nny111 David Cage is that you

[@JCBudro16]

What about Harry Mason from Silent Hill?

[@gasmaskangel]

Because its sadder and more artistic when a shitty woman loses her shitty child! Feel sad now! Feel sad at the most obvious fucking turn in the goddamn road!

[@tiltingowl9719]

The attempts at Scandinavian accents just reminds me of Toki and Skwisgaar from Metalocalypse.

[@logandh2]

*Matt sees a statue of a grotesque giant monster “Oh he’s got a cool little Super Mario there”

[@Nightweaver1]

To the window To the wall Through the... woods? SURE WHATEVER WE DO IT.

[@wkhan7039]

Goddamit! I hate when Matt is playing scary games since he looks everywhere besides the monster position. And we can hear the monsters screaming and running to us. Waiting for sudden death is scary as fuck!

[@AarhgYouTube]

Hållø! I æm a Dænish persøn, ånd I tæll yøu, this is a væry åccuråte ræpresæntatiøn øf Nørwægiåns.

[@Nightweaver1]

I always enjoy how the comments evolve to become more racist the more and more people finnish the video.

[@AarhgYouTube]

Håhå, whåt æ clæver pun!

[@cheezdoodle96]

That's actually a pretty good representation of how a Norwergian who's bad at English would speak. With some Danish English sounding words thrown in, like "Nørwægiåns".

[@sanctamachina]

Funny fact, my grandfather built me a treehouse that I went in like maybe five times. Then hornets built a nest there and even after they were cleared out I refused to go back in. Plus, I had an NES.

[@baphometsvoice6271]

Alaan Franklin Same exact thing happened to me. Fuck that shit, video games won't sting me and high five his Bros at how funny it was

[@dankpipsart]

Do you think Fred Durst calls his 7 kids his "lil bizkits".

[@MChill]

God I hope so.

[@SuperSonicFan172]

Not funny at all.

[@MinersLoveGames]

They started *WAY TOO* strong with ANATOMY...

[@SteadFast411]

"I do! I want to empty my ass!" Maybe the best shout-out from Matt for a good long while. Fuck me that cracked me up.

[@bondage-chan9738]

Shitstorm Secrets Vol. 30: Around the same time as the _Curse of The Nuclear Reactrotron 3000 of the Blood of the Phantasmagoric Taken Wolf-Lord_ that I mentioned in the last secret, the runoff slime and horror-juice congealed together to form a disc. Then, around the disc, a case, shimmering and shrieking. They say that on the day this unholy object was brought into existence by that foul ooze the world trembled. A game no living creature could play without being driven mad. A collection of biomechanical freakazoids. The only reason the Zaibatsu were able to conquer it is because none of them could technically be considered living creatures under the Madden Town Act. It was their beating of the game that freed the spiteful emperor inside. It was because of their hubris that humanity received a grim reminder. We are all slaves to SSAPO. (WOO! I got my dumb-ass internet fuckery sorted out that was causing the past couple of posts to only show to me. We are back on track, and just in time, too! In the interest of not making this a huge wall of text, when the final secret goes up tomorrow I will provide a link to a subreddit post with a collection of all secrets. You will be able to read the ones that KZbin stole there.)

[@blueskysonmars]

Bondage-chan thank you Bondage-Chan

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Welcome back honey ;3 We kept it warm for you

[@TheStrxggler]

Welcome back. Kind of missed the smell of lube and rubber. Also got to join the subreddit at some point.

[@bondage-chan9738]

Glad to be home, dearies~! c:

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Bondage-chan

[@MiaowGaiGar]

It's kind of amazing that no one told that lady her kid's actually a three foot tall, forty year old man.

[@Zygotguy]

Borkness Imprisoning me Al that I see Absolute bork bork

[@MantraMan2077]

Goddamnit Pat. The Norwegians are the original Vikings. They're the ones who invaded France, made Normandy, took over it, THEN invaded England in 1066, took it over, and pretty much shaped all of future English culture afterwards. All Norwegian myths and monsters are Viking myths and monsters. You know like Fenrir and Hel and Ice Giants and Fimblventr and Niflheim and Jotun and other cool shit like that.

[@breaksystembse]

"Flair, you're the Great Wolf!?" *Matt, Pat, Me, and anyone else watching:* WOOOOOOOOOO!!

[@HolyDeviant1]

I want a pro wrestler whose gmmick is that he's an olympian wrestler.

[@phelanlawson8384]

HolyDeviant1 So Kurt angle?

[@Zcumgod]

HolyDeviant1 I want a Pro wrestler who's gimmick is that he's an Olympic wrestler pretending to be an MMA fighter who also happens to be a boxer

[@phelanlawson8384]

So again Kurt angle?

[@Shayman94]

Also a Luchadore...can't forget the Luchadores XD.

[@EllipseKore]

didn't know Dumplin was a wrestling fan

[@Thatguy7242]

Gunnar is such a lame name in the Nordic countries, you don't even know.

[@ziongamer6905]

is it similar to being named Bob on America?

[@AbovetheAgAme]

I wonder how many people are called Bob today...like kids..that shits a lame ass name

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

Thatguy7242 so is yours

[@kricku]

Gunnar is rad!

[@RoundHerosProduction]

In Norway, Gunnar is the name of a truck driver who still lives with his mom.

[@NatStarlight]

Seems like they saved a lot of the most interesting games for the end of this Shitstorm (or last third or so). Love the whole idea of this one, and this is a refreshing setting for a horror game.

[@talynhastime9343]

"Girls ugh.. If I wasn't drawn to them.." I think the same thing about men, actually. And women, of course. Ugh, stop being attractive you guys, you're distracting me from being the tortured intellectual loner in my character establishment arc.

[@RunningBlade2184]

I like this intro of Liam and Max Caulfield. Liam's true Warrenistic nature has finally begun to show.

[@ViewtifulBeck]

This game went from, "Oh, this is a kind of charming indie game" to "FUCKING TROLL RUN RUN THE FUCK AWAY LEAVE YOUR SON TO DIE JUST RUN"

[@ChasoGod]

Actually in Norse mythology it is the son and daughter of Fenrir, the wolf son of Loki, who will take bites out of the sun and moon come Ragnarök.

[@bodhisattva71]

Nice to see Pats Mom featured in a game like this.Never knew she only had one eye and enjoys consuming human flesh.

[@PatrickYoung88]

Falling through ice isn't necessarily a death sentence, you can save someone by lying down on the ice before pulling them out. Spread your weight.

[@J-BiRTH]

Aren't many of the creatures from The Witcher based on Scandinavian folk-tales and such?

[@phelanlawson8384]

RedRogueWulf Scandinavian, Polish, and Russian.

[@gromstar]

Nope, Slavic folklore.

[@jjj7790]

and Greek/Egyptian, Jewish, and Persian(?).

[@phelanlawson8384]

I mean there might be similar creatures sure all mythology ties together but if you read the books and know the devs are eastern European it's all based on Polish,Russian and Nordic mythos.

[@jjj7790]

Phelan Lawson I'm pretty sure, they are taken from wherever the hell they want. I know the games sell themselves on being Nordic/Slavic, or whatever, but The Witcher pretty much runs on Castlevania rules in terms of populating the bestiary. I mean, they have Ghouls(Arabic), Djinn (Arabic), Manticore (Persian), Golem (Jewish), and Gryphon (Egyptian/Greek) which are 100% not Slavic monsters in origin or etymology.

[@GreatCanadianGuy]

History time! Eric The Red was the first person to settle Greenland. His son, Leif Erikson, was the first to explore Vinland, which was modern-day Newfoundland. If I recall, Vinland was first discovered by Bjarni Herjolfsson.

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

A bit late, but rest assured, the countdown will not stop. 2 days remaining.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

You're lucky I'm too busy working on your smut commission to be concerned over your plots...

[@0rriAndroid]

2 days until Yuuki Terumi, featuring the cast of Blazblue

[@stanx96]

2 days to absolutely fucking nothing.

[@thepickles8833]

Countdown Vampires ?

[@Sigismund697]

Emperor preserve us, I would prefer vampire rain

[@MaskedBeeX]

I wouldn't mind them finishing this. The Viking lore is pretty cool.

[@brainflash1]

If you go into the woods today you're in for a big surprise If you go into the woods today you'd better go in disguise Cus every shitlord that ever there was, is gathered there together because, Today's the Zaibatsu plays Through theeeeee Woods.

[@darkslayer1161]

What's the original version of this? I know I've heard it from somewhere

[@Jurby]

Those wind effects are super legit, they made me check outside for a storm coming

[@theholyavenger]

Matt and Pat's "knowledge" on Scandinavian countries sure is astounding. They seem to get worse at it with every year. All the more hilarious for a Swede like me. :P

[@theholyavenger]

Norway is Black Metal, Sweden is Melodic Death Metal. ;)

[@Roronoa2zoro]

I appreciate the fact that on a global scale you swedes take the hit for everything. I mean anytime anyone tries to make fun of Norway they just make fun of Sweden instead (like in this video). So, you know... takk, söta bror

[@SecondCitySavior6969]

Shut up, you swede, go back to your javlafittasurstromming

[@MalisinECila]

Bork bork

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I think it's all Canadians. Your country is 50% fictional to me. You're probably some variety of horrible tree elf using magic to even be online. Hoggin' all the magic.

[@Samppaol1987]

Greetings from Finland! I have been watching your stuff for five years now, and this video is one of my favorites. I'd love to see a full LP. Thanks for all the laughs and insights, and I hope you all have a great rest of the year. Nice that Pat got the sauna pronounciation down, that was kinda bugging me.

[@nanomasa929]

Nice to see a fellow Finn who watches Super Best Friends!

[@ElementalDAR]

Mythology facts, again. Ok so here it is. One of the many stories of the Norse end times (no way in hell I'm spelling it) is the end of the sun and the moon. The two heavenly bodies are pulled across the sky by these two beautiful siblings (not my words). On the day everything goes tits up Fenrir the great wolf breaks out of the imposo-knot and wrecks shit. One of the first things he does is pop out two wee little baby wolfs, of death. Each one chases a heavenly body (sun and moon for those not paying attention). For three days they chase them down with no rest until they finally consume the sun and moon. The darkness will lead to Fimblewinter which is winter, but for 3 years. It's like game of thrones that way. Basically they were describing a solar and lunar eclipse happening at the same time. Which if I didn't know any better would probably think yeah f*ck it it's the end times. Day man and Night man have fallen, no one will save us now.

[@CutieHoney13]

I think this game is worth a full let's play. The story is really interesting and it's unique. Plus I know nothing about Nordic horror and the monsters seem pretty spooky.

[@LCFTW93]

"Like Santa Clause?" No, like Krampus.

[@oberkorn13]

Pat must have seen Travel Man: 48 Hours Helsinki like just before this with his sauna pronunciation.

[@aidoomcgoo7916]

The Last Shit for this storm better be as fucking good as the first.

[@AedanBlackheart]

9:05 had me laughing so hard THANKS Matt and Pats follow up was hillarious XD

[@DeimionWolf]

If Woolie saw a plate of eggs in Darkest Dungeon, his character would get an automatic 100 stress. What a weirdo.

[@Samagachi]

DeimionWolf They would most likely be expired so he'll be fine.

[@DeimionWolf]

Samaugsch You either eat them on their own and take the chance of him realizing they are eggs or you season the recognition out of them with herbs and he automatically get a buff because eggs are good for you.

[@KageMinowara]

Pat: "The vikings probably had no equivalent to the canoe. They probably wouldn't have done very well in forests." Pat's lack of knowledge about the vikings is making me bang my head against my desk in frustraition. >_

[@drunkwendigo2693]

You can even watch the kid being taken away in a viking canoe, and he STILL says that with full confidence.

[@dominiccramer8395]

That creature was, in fact, not a giant, it was a troll

[@MantraMan2077]

Awwwww yeeeeee, I've been waiting for someone to bring up the Gauls! Remember those awesome Asterix and Obelix comics that were always in your School Libraries? Those were the coolest SHIT!

[@randomenvelope]

Press X to Espen. I want more of this game plz.

[@PageofLegend]

Oh Pat, "that guy" always pisses me off as soon as I spot him. Your description was spot on, you just didn't mention the chrome dome/bald spot.

[@MisanthropicMarxist]

Goddamned Vikings, comin' out of the mist, snatchin' my kids up. This is bullshit.

[@jeffha3]

Finland is so gonna whoop your ads for your sauna shenanigans. Suomi stronk.

[@Koyol]

Gonna call it. Son slipped and drowned at the dock and the game is the mom is having a Silent Hill adventure till she comes to terms with what happened. Let me know I'm wrong.

[@MakiKuronami]

Did you know? Maybe the skeleton isn't too bad. Despite letting itself be freely be hidden in the flesh, it still protects your vital organs. What a hero.

[@alfie.thebassist]

This game deserves a full LP

[@MegaTyler93]

If only they knew that when you died, the camera focuses on your flashlight as you hear your character be torn apart, letting your imagination frighten you.

[@JustinAKABiff]

Why are the Norwegians naming their kids after inferior and irrelevant cable sports networks? "How was school today, Espn?" "I don't want to talk about it. I only want to talk about Lebron James and the SEC."

[@angbandsbane]

Still a better conversationalist than his brother, History. (I swear, ever since that boy read that book on aliens, he ain't been quite right).

[@cheezdoodle96]

Fun Fact: Espen actually means something like "The Bear of God". It's a variant of the name Esbjørn, which in turn is a variant of the name Asbjørn, with "as" meaning god and "bjørn" literally meaning "the big brown beast".

[@EfrainQuezada]

49:50 I love Matt's 2000s music references, I did not expect a Mark Anthony reference.

[@TheMeelickMafia]

I thought pat was the smart one, slavic really?

[@MinersLoveGames]

Nah, Pat just pretends to be smart.

[@AbovetheAgAme]

Nope, he ain't got a degree in that

[@Dragoncurse4]

Since when did Pat ever give off the impression that he was the smart one? lol

[@slimybean]

Pat only seems smart because he says things confidently and believes everything he says to be true. About 95% of the shit he says is wrong.

[@MrEricon9]

Back when Matt acted like the dumb one, because he thought it would make him the favorite, among fans.

[@TevorTheThird]

A cabin that nice & modern with no indoor plumbing? Suspension of disbelief shattered.

[@arn1345]

"The Vikings probably had no equivalence to canoes" Jesus fucking christ you SEE THE FUCKING BOY GET ABDUCTED BY A VIKING FUCK ON A FUCKING LONGBOAT, WHICH IS BASICALLY A CANOE WITH A FUCKING DRAGON ON THE END.

[@chickmcjr]

Longboats are in no way like canoes you uncultured swine. You probably think a car and a V8 are the same things too. Disgusting.

[@bluemistary]

I REALLY LOVE THE ACCENTS! You guys are great.

[@SloshyBowl]

Idea for a scarier game for these two very white guys to play: Through the Hoods

[@abdullahibnal-eibrowz7434]

The biggest shitstorm this video will produce is the unbridled rage that Pat invoked from his Scandinavian AND Slavic viewers at the same time.

[@TacoDachshund]

Now I know some people will think I'm too serious or whatever, but I need them to NEVER put Matt on the controls again. Pat is bad, but it seems like every single game Matt plays is the first game he's ever played. STOPPED LOOKING AT THE SKY WHEN A MONSTER IS RUNNING AROUND.

[@TarvynSero]

well, he thought it was a crow monstar, so it makes sense he looked up. If they played with headphones tho, i guess they'd figured out where the monster came from..

[@ProdigiousFeldspar]

“Thanks fer da pizzer!” 😂

[@MantraMan2077]

I would really love for one of these wooded horror games to just have animals as the main enemy. Like, fuck ghosts and demons, the wolves are at your door! Fuckin' WOLVES! OH SHIT THE BEAR WANTS IN ON THIS! AND THE DEERS TOO! OH THIS WAS THE WORST IDEA!

[@theflamelord]

"I think he has a blind spot" *HGWAAR* "i think you should haul your ass"

[@Hedgpig]

Did anybody else notice control shifted to the mom when they handed off the flashlight? And the camera was centered behind the flashlight the whole game? And when the flashlight got knocked out of her hand, the camera followed it? I think you play as the flashlight in this game.

[@nigelwestdickens6947]

you guys should never stop this series

[@hutchy5407]

The voice over work sounds like this is a documentary. As in the kid is fucked and the mom is fine.

[@ryanlaney8376]

For the love of all that is holy, full LP. We need more vikings.

[@TheStrxggler]

Woods, Houses, and Haunted Spaceships. OH MY!

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Too much now...Last episode tomorrow better not be a goddamn forest...

[@timg5603]

it's a silent hill game according to Matt, which one is unknown but I'm hoping 3 n not book of forgotten memories

[@DAdragonSPI]

Tim G But Book of Memories is the scariest because that's when Silent Hill died!

[@timg5603]

Cody Nordan nah silent hill died when konami cancelled silent hills (unless death stranding is actually hills n this has all been a giant ruse which some people actually believe) and made silent hill pachislot

[@Dear-Rhiannon]

Love you guys! This shitstorm has been great as always!

[@KingTimmahB]

I'm sure you guys lost like 10,000 Swedish subs EDIT: Don't be an architect, your kids'll die so hard

[@_ArmIa]

You're being super generous by implying that they had that many Swedish fans to begin with

[@Alferios-]

meh it's fine, we make fun of accents too.

[@skolkor]

I actually lament that they don't get a chance to (try) make fun of us more often.

[@JustinAKABiff]

Your kids will only die so hard if you fucking spear-tackle them into an oncoming car.

[@EvanSisson]

I think the infamous Viking long boat which was knowing to rapidly traverse both river and sea would be far more than equivalent to native American canoes.

[@OldIronJohnson]

Patulus plebeius est, quod aspectos Romae non amat. Fi bonus, homunculo.

[@pixlepotumus]

So they said a lot of things that were pretty hilariously wrong about pretty much everyone on the planet in this episode but I think my favorite was when pat said that vikings didn't have a canoe equivalent, especially when you consider the how this game starts.

[@CrayPlaySwe]

We have a lot of houses with grass on it

[@joinsideke]

Are you a hobbit?

[@CrayPlaySwe]

Joinsideke I'm... swedish?

[@_ArmIa]

You could've just said "yes"

[@DarknessViper99]

Cray Play Bork bork bork, am I speaking your language?

[@CrayPlaySwe]

DarknessViper99 it's pretty close

[@JasonLihani]

28:54 "Huh. That sounds like a giant--thats a giant." "OH SHIT." "That is a giiii-ant."

[@_Zabbor_]

wow really guys you're going to make fun of how norwegian sounds? well if that's what you are all a boot then i guess that's okaya

[@MeatXsuperreal]

To be honest with you guys. I wouldn't mind a full let's play of this. Viking horror is the sickest shit.