Best Friends Play Jumper: Griffin's Story

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

Finally, my story will be told.

[@Samm815]

GRIFFITH~!

[@thunderlordgriffin3327]

I second that

[@mrman6035]

Do sick knife combos!

[@PunishedBlake]

They need to do you justice and do a full LP of your story.

[@lolzforlunch]

You a big fan of the goldengate bridge?

[@genm4827]

I like to imagine that whenever Woolie and Matt are alone in the same room together, a jank game such as this one is automatically regurgitated into thin air by the universe, wanted by literally no one but compelled to be birthed anyway.

[@CapedJoel]

Ah yes the cinematic masterpiece that was 2008's Jumper.

[@b.barnesws8149]

Caped-Joel Screw Marvel, Joel being here is truly the most ambitious Crossover in history.

[@CapedJoel]

@@b.barnesws8149 Awww thank you.

[@AntiNihilist]

...it'd be in the top 5 movies for this year...

[@wolvezbane261]

I remember really liking movie but then again i was 13 in 2008, it'd made sense I'd like this movie.

[@Sammyv17]

I enjoyed it.

[@reallydontlikethem]

"They forgot to do a sync test" - billys last words before unemployment

[@mrman6035]

The quality best friends experience fellow frienders!

[@Redblood802]

"What do you mean I get a promotion and a raise" ~Billy

[@0rriAndroid]

Billy has all the horrible racist tirades he cuts out of recordings, as insurance to ensure the Best Friends money keeps rolling in

[@MrL0WEL]

"We've terminated Billy's employment 8 months ago. He just hasn't stopped coming in. He hasn't even noticed that we've stopped paying him."

[@lemeres2478]

billy's last words before his credit was removed

[@MCDincorperated]

This screams "Mystery Box"

[@J.Skyler]

“This is just like the plot to Jumper”- Pat

[@Sonicfalcon16]

I think it was this and looper. Loved those running jokes

[@Sonicfalcon16]

fuck they say it seconds after I post FUCK

[@J.Skyler]

Sonicfalcon16 Yeah, takes me back to their seasons on Machinima before 2013. memories!

[@mrman6035]

@@Sonicfalcon16 oof

[@mrman6035]

@@J.Skyler we're so old! :0

[@jun_ok]

vergil's downfall is looking great! this "trickster" thing really opens up some real combat options

[@insaincaldo]

I can't decide if it's suppose to be a joke or not, it's equally telling either way.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Ah yes this must be what the kids are referring to with that "devil may cry" stuff

[@GenerationWest]

So... Jumper... I saw this in theaters, It hooked me and mom because of X-Men and mutant shit. Now, let me go through this... Anomaly of a film, It has Hayden Christensen and Jamie Bell with OP teleporting powers, Sam Jackson hunting down Jumpers, aka "Mace Windu's revenge". The film introduced Hayden to his futue wife, and mother to his kids, Rachel Bilson. (for awhile) Michael Rooker plays Hayden's dad, Diane Lane plays his mother, who is also a hunter. It also had fresh young actors like Annasophia Robb, and a cameo role of a pre-Twilight Kristen Stewart as Hayden's sister I just know too much about this not good fil (David S. Goyer wrote it, makes sense) (Oh yeah, Jamie Bell and Evan Rachel Wood have a kid together, off topic, but still interesting lol)

[@Samm815]

My mom also loves this film.

[@allenjenkins06]

OP is right. They mention Nightcrawler, but Jumpers are so much stronger than Kurt. Jumpers seem to have near-effortless, planetary range, while Nightcrawler (pre-resurrection and pre-Bamf-enhancement) usually topped out at around 2 miles, minus crazy outliers. Jumpers seem to be limited by knowing a place well, or having it clearly in their minds, but this is no big deal thanks to pictures. Also, with practice they can move a lot of mass. When I get the superpower question, Jumper-style teleportation is usually my go-to answer.

[@Yal_Rathol]

@@allenjenkins06 you forgot that most jumpers can only move something that can move on its own or that doesn't weigh too much. jumping a building is usually lethal. i watched this movie once, when i was 10, why do i remember that?

[@MantraMan2077]

Isn't their stupid weakness that they can't jump as long as an electrical current is passing through them? How do they even justify that?

[@Yal_Rathol]

@@MantraMan2077 it's kinda hard to focus on teleporting when you're being tased.

[@letthebasscannon223]

This feels like a lost SBFP video from, like, 5-6 years ago.

[@ghostmutton]

As should be the norm.

[@TheArkTheArkTheArk]

It was pretty disorienting seeing this on my subscription page. Like, “wait, the game of the movie that came out like...:a decade ago? Okay?”

[@Jjjipoasdp]

Ah yes, Griffin, the memorable character from the movie that exists, Jumper: The Only Other Thing Anakin Is In.

[@PunishedBlake]

He was also in a decent film called Awake, which you shouldn't watch if you get freaked out by surgery.

[@zurichRevolts]

i like Takers. Shattered Glass is genuinely good

[@gatfatf]

"I didn't actually watch it because I fucking love myself I guess" Never change Matt.

[@marcuscalixte4392]

I don't think this is a good game to watch with a headache. Update: It's not. It's nooooootttt. _Oh god--_ Update 2: 12:39 I LIED IT'S KINDA BETTER

[@Raven_Frame]

We’re so deep into the hole, I don’t even see the barrel anymore.

[@Cooleyo789]

We've broken through the bottom and started digging into the concrete underneth

[@driftercarbon]

@@TheGalaxyCrusher This isn't good. We're so deep in people are starting to look back at the idea of the barrel as something so alien it must be a myth. We have barrel deniers on our hands. That's never a good sign.

[@hairypancake]

Break through the bottom of the barrel...only to discover another barrel below it with "Jumper" laying on top.

[@0rriAndroid]

I hate Jumpers. They're course, rough and irritating and they get everywhere. How Hayden doing these days, anyway?

[@SorakuFett]

He's doing alright. He's a dad now, apparently.

[@TheNocturnal1]

Jeez, how many folks wait till they upload to get this many likes?

[@michaelmtv]

does indie flicks these days, also owns and runs a farm apparently

[@Crazimo]

TheNocturnal It’s been a thing on this channel for years, have you just noticed? I don’t see anything wrong with it, they’re usually pretty good for laughs and wacky trivia.

[@GenerationWest]

He and Rachel Bilson met during this movie, got married, had a kid, appeared at Star Wars celebration (was a great sport), then around this year, unfortunately split from her, and was in a straight to streaming rom-com with Emma Roberts. So, alright I guess.

[@Nobody-ve6dh]

I had no idea this existed. Why does this exist?

[@CyberSlayer128]

Last time I saw this game was at a blockbuster

[@Crazimo]

Well, they gotta put _something_ at the bottom of the barrel, you know?

[@FutBoy281]

Money

[@NobleLucy]

When's a full LP of "The Quiet Man" you cowards?

[@TheNocturnal1]

Fuck....no...

[@NobleLucy]

@@TheNocturnal1 it's what the people want, it's what we need

[@Crazimo]

I want the Dante’s Inferno guy to start asking for *_this_*

[@Christhewiztv]

What about the full LP of Psychonaughts?

[@Void_Out]

I would agree, but they didn’t like the game apparently.

[@AzeJam]

It’s been 437 days since we last saw the barrel...

[@BlurryHeart15]

You didn't see the last Saturday Morning Scrublords huh?

[@vVAstrAVv]

@@BlurryHeart15 "we do it to ourselves" echo intensifies

[@thelaughingrouge]

I think they mean it's been that long since they entered the barrel and that's how long they've been lost.

[@TwoFacedKid4]

True story, this was nearly the first game I got for the Xbox 360, but the GameStop employee I brought it to warned me that it was a piece of garbage. Feels weird seeing the Best Friends playing it all these years later, thanks for taking a bullet for me guys!

[@LilAnonomus]

You should be thanking that gamestop employee

[@Fullwolf346]

There are some really awesome Gamestop employees out there who warn people away from shitty games.

[@Gojiro7]

What Matt and Woolie fail to realize in questioning why Jumper was even attempted to be a thing, its because its based on moderately successful line of books, so having a big movie and video game is them trying to make the Harry Potter lightning strike again like other properties like Percy Jackson, Chronicles of Narnia, and Series of Unfortunate events, its call because they gambled and lost big time XD

[@mindshuffler3332]

Are we sure we can't just jump into a better game?

[@insaincaldo]

No, cause he can only jump to a place he has seen, or been, I don't know I didn't like the movie much.

[@dullroar2673]

I wonder if the people who made this game are aware that the Golden Gate Bridge is probably THE (or one of the most) most popular places for jumping suicides in the U.S., the people who do so being referred to as "jumpers" Fake edit: also I'm pretty sure it was Jake Lloyd, aka Young Anakin that said he regretted ever getting into acting, not Hayden

[@Fullwolf346]

Pretty dark joke to slip in, lol

[@fuji_n2927]

For a second, for a WHOLE second I thought it was Griffith's Story... Even got hyped for a moment there... Unfortunately we won't see our boy Eric Sparrow today.

[@kattastic9999]

okay so a pretty serious plot point in the movie is that jumpers can teleport shit they're touching with them, but that there is a limit. griffin says he knew a jumper who tried to teleport a skyscraper and he died, i assume he exploded, it's great. point is, yes they can teleport cars, and yes they can teleport into midair. or into the ocean, and when they jump back they bring a sphere of water with them. they can control what they bring with them. at the end of the movie hayden christiansen is stuck to the walls of his girlfriends apartment and hes like. i cant jump this whole building. but i can jump this ROOM so he tears her apartment out of the building and i forget where they landed but it was a disaster

[@alexanderforbes1452]

They land in their hometown library.

[@kattastic9999]

@@alexanderforbes1452 man between the section of river when he was a kid and his girlfriend's apartment living room that library Is Not Having A Good Time

[@shradke]

So this is the timeline where Pat secretly funded a Jumper game?

[@Rikuo86]

I remember seeing advertisements for the Jumper game around the time the movie came out. I saw said movie a year later on tv and watched it like 5 times for some reason. I oddly remember huge chunks of that movie verbatim. The villains in the movie are called Paladins and their religious fanatics who think only God should have the power to teleport. Jumping someone to the middle of the Sahara desert or some other remote region and leaving them there is a thing they do twice in the entire movie. THEY EVEN TEASED A SEQUEL AT THE END. And about jumping cars, I guess you COULD, but I don't remember if they did it in the movie. They did teleport an ENTIRE APARTMENT ROOM though.

[@MrQwertysystem]

They did teleport a car. They stole a car from the store and teleported it through the store window and I think there was even a chase scene where they teleport between traffic, but I'm not 100% certain about that part... I don't know why, but I remember how the more experienced dude mentioned that teleporting moving objects was harder than just teleporting yourself.

[@DonGamerGuy]

I've been subbed to this channel for years. Finally.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

I'm late to this party. But seeing this game, I'm glad I am.

[@keystrix3704]

At least you're always earlier than me.

[@KnifeyMcEdge]

This is Matt's fault, I can feel it.

[@GamerGuysReviews]

I would gladly take a podcast where Matt and Woolie just talk about their days as game testers, if anything to hear all of the stories they would tell. Sure, there's the Bug Report, but it's not enough.

[@johnnyblazetb82]

THIS. This right here is why I'm a proud shitlord subscriber.

[@b.barnesws8149]

The premise of Jumper is cool. The execution on the other hand.... oof

[@christhechilled]

Ouchie ouch

[@balakay493]

I've only ever seen bits and pieces but the shot where he goes to throw a punch and then teleports like 5 times towards the guy so you see him wind up the punch as he teleports is pretty cool

[@dustymax56]

>Talks about Hayden not acting anymore. >Trailer for Hayden's new movie drops the same day. "The last man"

[@atruecrazyguy]

Oh God, I remember renting this for the Wii as a kid and returning it the same day.

[@TheDazdndcunfusd]

my first 3D-graphic videogame finally reaches the channel.

[@Corrector1]

I'm so sorry.

[@Samm815]

Funny mine was Rogue Squadron 2 for the GameCube, boy does time sure fly.

[@unclebayou53]

Fuck, I feel old now.

[@FacetiousAF]

no can't have dante's inferno on the main channel BUT THIS IS FINE

[@softie]

i think about this movie a lot actually

[@Orion_The_Merchant]

Not gonna lie, seeing a still image and hearing the classic Kirby/Best friends theme, it feels good.

[@kattastic9999]

Oh my god. Oh my GOD. I loved this movie to bits and looked up everything I could and I have heard LEGENDS of this game. The movie did well enough to warrant a franchise, there were gonna be sequels, but they wanted to test the waters with a game, and this thing, this monstrosity, this ABOMINATION, killed the franchise on sight. I am so happy

[@devanmuse]

Hey look, that guy has a teleport like the guy from Jumper. ... ... Do you think we should play Jumper?

[@bronco5591]

I was wondering when they'd play some Dishonored on this channel.

[@christhechilled]

Never, all of them are scrubs when it comes to stealth

[@sortedevaras]

Griffith did nothing wrong but Griffin did plenty.

[@gullim92]

"Imagine you tell your mom can you get me a game from gamestop and she brings home this" That is exactly how I got this piece of shit in my life and I still regret it to this day

[@dollenrm]

Honestly you could probably sue for assault.

[@andrewwestfall65]

What they could have done on Woolie's Jumper is add in a fog of war. In the movie you could only jump to locations you knew so you couldn't jump through rooms of a house you haven't seen before. You could have objective based missions jumping around from point to point solving issues or infiltration style missions where it is more limited.

[@stilllife8]

i would like to see a 13 minute play-through of Jumper.

[@AaronGarcia-ei5lj]

"Oh No" were the first words that came out of my mouth seeing this on the sub feed

[@stonearmor]

The only part I really remembered from the 360 version of this game was the finishers. You'd get a quick cutscene of Griffin teleporting a guy right next to an active volcano's lava flow so he can immediately burst into flames, or underwater in the middle of the ocean, or in front of a polar bear, or (my favorite) in low orbit so he burns up in re-entry.

[@mabyeful]

So is the gimmick of the Mystery Box dead now? Because this feels like prime Mystery Box material.

[@DarthLego46]

I looked up the Brash Jimquisition bit because it sounded interesting, but it turned out to be a completely different company named Brash.

[@Sleepingnekoftw]

At 16:36 they were so blown away by the scum baggery of the company they did not notice Jumper man standing on air !

[@slash197]

This looks so bad, especially when the 360 version at least had ridiculous finishing moves in combat, like teleporting a guy onto an erupting volcano, leaving them in the middle of the Sahara, or straight up teleporting them into the sky. e: Oh, this has those? they're just incredibly rare to actually do?

[@MuffinHunterX]

Just _watching_ that teleport mechanic makes me want to die.

[@imeanokaysureman]

PART 1

[@Constantine-316]

YES this is what we wanted

[@rarvikar]

ANYTHING TO PUT OFF MGS3

[@reallydontlikethem]

Good God THE BOSS FIGHTS might destabilize the zaibatsu

[@AntiNihilist]

no. putting off DMC2, Dante's Inferno, Batman Arkham..., Persona 3, Ninja Gaiden

[@rarvikar]

Oof

[@PikaMario]

I can't stand watching you hurt yourself like this, SBFP. First Star Trek, then that pantsu game, and now this? We need you to get out of the house to get some fresh Vitamin D from the radiant sunbeam that is Smash.

[@ilnonvivo]

I'm italian and yes, we experience all this bizarre adventures every day.

[@YeTheGOATNoCap]

Rick Deckard are you all gangstars?

[@ilnonvivo]

@@YeTheGOATNoCap Si, and we all go around dressed like handsome metrosexuals.

[@randomperson1367]

My eyes saw Todd Howard in the thumbnail

[@Icarus2063]

I saw the title and I was like "Oh man, it is gonna be one of these isn't it." I love these type of videos where they talk about their QA experiences.

[@escalatingbarbarism5096]

This could've been a mystery box.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

The Golden Gate Fatality should absolutely be a WWE move.

[@Scarb1984]

*Sees 1 second of the gameplay* Well... I suppose if they are playing a PSP game on an emulator, it would look that ba- *Remembers this is the PS2 copy* Oh no...

[@Jsters]

how can this guy look like his face was photoshopped onto his head

[@ARauler1]

Whoever did the editing for this ya did good! Even without their synch test

[@SullivanDoesGames]

This made my day thanks guys

[@222CBK222]

I hate that you reminded me that this movie exists.

[@mjolnir1208]

looks like gunslinger and royal guard weren't the only styles to get huge buffs in DMC V

[@goodvillain1015]

The thumbnail looked like it was gonna be about Jesse Eisenberg

[@trickster721]

How dare you, Jamie Bell is the best.

[@theDIVISON]

Started watching a video about Happy Christmas feels, saw this trash fire and hit play so fast.

[@RanMouri82]

Every dislike is Hayden Christensen on a separate KZbin account.

[@joshuawickens8218]

I remember really wanting a sequel to this. It wasn’t great but it was interesting.

[@Coinsocks]

The book on this was better than the movie

[@KeroKaminaX]

the climax was sick (in concept). it involved a rival battle with another jumper/former best friend as htey teleported to different parts of the world punching eachother

[@inactive9544]

16:58 mark this as single-handedly the coolest thing Matt has done this year in a video

[@drhall343]

I love that in the playthrough of THUG 1 Matt was able to pronounce Bam Margera's name correctly, but ever since THUG 2, he pronounces it with a hard g. 😂

[@dollenrm]

This is the most shovelware to ever shovel

[@pointblank25]

We need more past QnA’d games. I love hearing stories on the warfront of Woolie and Matt’s youth.

[@tailedgates9]

The idea of beating a game in 13 fucking minutes is astounding to me. X'D

[@bryanadkins6776]

Okay seriously guys just play Resident Evil 6 already, you can't keep delaying it forever.

[@jiyangli9779]

i loved this movie when i was a kid. maybe i wouldn't love it now. but i do love that the protagonist convinces the other jumper to join forces with him by citing the 'marvel team up' comic book. that'll always be grand.

[@Shinkada]

Best Friends Scrape The Bottom Of The Barrel So Hard They're Just Shaving Off Wood

[@DeadManProp]

I sometimes wonder how come you guys still haven't passed 1 mln subs that you so deserve. And then I see you post a Jumper let's play. And then I remember.

[@grandarkfang_1482]

Why is Tom Holland in the Thumbnail?

[@Burst-Omega]

Petition to force the best friends Lets Watch Jumper on the grounds of schadenfreude

[@bane4572]

Jumper. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

[@deathmetalalchemist2731]

I ain't gonna lie, I was looking through the guys' backlog and I thought this was gonna be a weird live-action visual novel game about a kid named Griffin trying to kill himself. This is not what I was expecting to say the least.

[@movingparts6270]

How to fix Jumper: add hard-ass bosses. Add leveling mechanic. Players have to choose between speed and abilities.

[@AngryMechanist]

I remember reading this book. Dont remember any of this happening

[@zeroG131]

I've read the book and seen the movie. The movie doesn't just change things, the movie does the most LITERAL OPPOSITE of events in the book.

[@masterchef87]

What a great episode of Woolie Vs. The Bug Report

[@malcolmcooke7131]

Fun fact: I actually have a Jumper backpack. When my dad was working across from the production studios he found one a bunch of gifted cast merch in a dumpster. Great backpack actually

[@Plexuz0]

Finally Week of Woolie begins and we can hear the real story

[@CyricZ]

GRIFFFIIIIIIIIIIN!!!

[@IIIOldSchooLIII]

When Woolie was quoting the Kriss-Kross song I actually yelled out "Jump, Jump!" This is my life...

[@ultrayoshi100]

I wanted more kingdom hearts to do the death counter. At least im here before Rohan

[@mrman6035]

Cool

[@Samm815]

I REFUSE!

[@slimehermit]

They are running away from doing more episodes

[@seb24789]

They are invisible force fields!

[@deftonescp]

This is Pats favorite game

[@NightmareMaification]

The blessed day has come.

[@darrianweathington1923]

How can Dio be even more over powered? Give him teleportation. Road rollerda right into your heart!

[@MrL0WEL]

The Bug Report is slowly taking over the entire Zaibatsuverse.

[@ProxyDoug]

The wave is actually a thing in the movie, they teleport by opening a wormhole in space and things can pulled into it, and when you open the wormhole on the other side, it pushes things out. A Jumper can also use the remain of a wormhole to teleport to reopen it and teleport into the same spot.