Saturday Morning Scrublords - Line-Kill! Spirits

When I asked if this was FNF or SMS, Pat was like "are you serious"
And yes I was.
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[@JelloReilly]

Matt: "This video killed the channel." If only we knew that he was speaking the truth

[@WIImotionmasher]

When does he say that?

[@lewdvlesh]

@@WIImotionmasher 12:45 _sadface_

[@novikovPrinciple]

You mean he said, "This video killed Tumblr."

[@lewdvlesh]

@@novikovPrinciple for one, Matt wasn't the one to say "this video killed tumblr". That was Pat, directly after Pat said that, Matt says "This video killed the channel" half way through him saying that, though, Woolie talks over him. I am honestly right now very surprised that I am here writing this play by play on dialog that can clearly be heard.

[@novikovPrinciple]

Yes, shame on me for not hearing obscured dialog that can be "clearly heard".

[@goodvillain1015]

It's almost the 2-year death anniversary of Liam, so let's honor him with Creepy Anime Bullshit.

[@Crazimo]

random person zombie oof new fan

[@noellesato311]

It’s been that long since Omikron thanos-snapped [REDACTED] out of reality...?!

[@DotDusk]

We try to escape [REDACTED], but he pulls us back in.

[@Comkill117]

Who? I feel like you said someone’s name but I couldn’t hear it for some reason?

[@Copperhell144]

@@noellesato311 People jokingly blame Omikron, but I'd like to imagine elseway, because as far as I remember the latest video that has [REDACTED] in this channel is the BlazBlue Fisticuffs... not the joke one, but the actual one. Which was the true reason the Zaibatsu was avoiding it for so long, as it could and did have fatal consequences.

[@theycallmejojo6090]

So this is how fisticuffs ends With a creepy panty shot fighting game Liam is smiling from heaven

[@JackgarPrime]

They finally reached the end of the barrel.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

He's smiling down on us as a semi-transparent jpeg in the sky.

[@dincc8568]

@@JackgarPrime Reading that hurt me a lot more than I thought it would. It wasn't a quantum barrel after all.

[@JackgarPrime]

@@dincc8568 Dont worry. I'm sure Woolie has a second barrel he'll wheel at any day now. Maybe we'll see some of his Montreal fgc buddies explore the new barrel with him?

[@ZeoHidra]

It could only have ended this way.

[@MrAgentIncognito]

Yep, that's the thumbnail I wanted on my KZbin subscription page.

[@wormspeaker]

FBI! Open up! And have a seat over there.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

I love the Matt freakout when Woolie brings up how every channel they mentored are now passing them by. "Because of videos like this! That's why! Everyone's playing Smash today!"

[@Nightweaver1]

It was at that moment that Matt knew he fucked up.

[@kurochio5073]

LOL if only they played smash a midnight till recording instead of running in the morning.

[@RubyRoks]

OH GOD this is really bad in hindsight. OOF

[@austinreynolds436]

We all saw behind the curtain

[@sloshed-rat]

It may have been sad in hindsight, but fuck... it was a really funny delivery.

[@PrexCannon]

And this is what will be remembered as the last fighting game Super Best Friends played.

[@doug6730]

"best"

[@diegomedina9637]

@@doug6730 No, that's Dong Dong.

[@doug6730]

@@diegomedina9637 I would be hard pressed to pick a best although Dong Dong is amazing

[@TJK10]

The actual draw of this video is just hearing them have mental breakdowns about the size of their channel.

[@marionordelo2962]

That's the appeal of at least 50% of the channel

[@Rockymann27]

@@marionordelo2962 I dont think theyre doing too badly honestly. Theyre gettin close to a million.

[@MrJake8555]

And now you know it wasnt really joking

[@TJK10]

MrJake8555 True...

[@KingHalbatorix]

@@Rockymann27 extreme bruh moment

[@MisterTTG]

People are gonna point at this video and say 'this video killed Best Friends.'

[@TheDominionOfElites]

Isaac Banta they already have, it’s why I came to watch it lmao

[@ValkyrieVewas]

Lol the combo of this and kingdom hearts and star trek lol

[@luisalonso959]

I blame dmc devil may cry For no reason whatsoever

[@superapm9620]

To late, Matt already called it: 12:45

[@PoppaBoogaloo]

No. Crymetina did it when she started shit with Pat on Twitter and Matt had to fight her battle for her. Yoko killed the fucking Beatles.

[@samb3514]

I too remember when the Kirk and Spock entered a Japanese school girl planet to gather data on their panties.

[@masterxl97]

It was the logical thing to do.

[@airgidcrann9993]

You joke, but that happened

[@gus3814]

Fuck you and fuck warrant officer Schrodinger

[@Comkill117]

I thought this was DmC: The Rebootening?

[@Nightweaver1]

And then Mundus got kicked off a building and spit on and absorbed the power of lolis into himself.

[@DevonPalmer98]

This is how I want to remember the best friends

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

This is the legacy of the Fisticuffs, people. Not Smash Ultimate. This.

[@Darkstalker212]

*Everyone is not here*

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

@@Darkstalker212 Anything to avoid Smash

[@diegomedina9637]

The perfect ending. Sorta like the ending of the old podcast was "Ohh look, Pat brought his Sister to the podcast"

[@tomhchamp]

wait, so this is the last Friday Night Fisticuffs/ Saturday Morning Scrublords ever?... Well... Can't pretend it's not a fitting end...

[@akai1659]

Truly the quality we deserved

[@blakefowler8082]

This... this is their last recorded fighting game.. couldn't ask for anything better. RIP sbf you were always uniquely terrible.

[@xinohunter5587]

3 years later I come back to this video and it still kills me just like it killed the super best friends lol

[@carebear1470]

I can't think of a more fitting end to them.

[@0rriAndroid]

I didn't need to know what Liam was wearing, thank you very much

[@convolutedclarity]

Didn't need to know sure, but be honest, you kinda wanted to.

[@Charredasperity]

Woolie's computer is dying from all the bootleg fighting games he's downloaded off of shady russian websites

[@johnbuscher]

Bonzai Buddy is just trying to help with getting these pictures

[@iller3]

And the dust... so much DUST

[@SnipahBarret50Cal]

Better call ari to get hooked up to "super legit" modded to fuck hardware

[@92Niceneasy]

"This video killed the channel" :(

[@genm4827]

This game adds a new mechanic to fighting games. Smash adds new mechanics to fighting games. This game uses a camera. Smash Ultimate has the Camera Obscura. They both involve Japanese girls. It's all the same, really.

[@Pelvic_Thrust1]

This being the last FNFC is honestly the best.

[@chellejohnson9789]

The fools tried to resurrect Liam, but were pulled into the depths with him. Don't practice necromancy kids

[@TheDragonPick]

Now Matt's missing an arm, Pat's missing a leg, and Woolie is a suit of iron.

[@TheDuckQ.]

25:22 "I don't like what we've become." If only we knew what he meant by this.

[@baggettaboutit]

Guys, please. Never change. Whatever this is, always be it.

[@SnipahBarret50Cal]

A Perpetually fuming dumpster fire in terms of practical management?

[@RanMouri82]

@@SnipahBarret50Cal YES

[@Canadish]

WELL THAT COMMENT AGED PRETTY BADLY

[@JackOfen]

SHIT

[@1matheuw]

OH NO!

[@crazyinsane500]

Man, I love the PSX era. Wait, what do you mean this came out in 2012?

[@Gamsterjeff600]

No 2005 on windows

[@vVAstrAVv]

12:48 "thi video killed the channel" It sure did matt...it sure did TnT

[@kalmakoffee]

Guys it's fine, she's actually like a 9000 year old dragon. It's super not creepy at all

[@brokentechnika783]

Welcome to Fire Emblem

[@JackOfen]

@Broken Technika *Fates/Awakening Fire Emblem. Maybe Tiki counts? Though barerly anyone lewded her before Fateswakening

[@Kr0nicDragon]

It’s totally fine

[@dollenrm]

that's my favorite lazy loli character writing technique. So what if she looks like a ten year old she's a thousand year old shapeshifting dragon that just CHOOSES to take the form of a hypersexualized small child..... idiot.

[@Nightweaver1]

And that's what we should all tell the police when they arrive.

[@Meyeselph]

ironically them having a meltdown about how they sabotage themselves and their channel is actually the kind of thing that makes me watch them over the competition.

[@fistoftheworldking3834]

Don't worry, Zaibatsu. There is no shame in promoting other channels to larger heights. We willingly sign up for this Super Bumbling.

[@bennymountain1]

To be fair, all those other channels do all kinds of written and edited content, sometimes investigative stuff. While these guys are simply playing the games every day. This isn't for everyone.

[@Hermitstatus]

Naahh, out of all the channels I follow, I'll always be faithful to you scream lords. Cuz it takes brave souls to swim through this kind of muck.

[@SnipahBarret50Cal]

Youre just saying that because you can't take back the hours they've taken from you

[@ultimatehamsandwich734]

have I got news for you...

[@Hermitstatus]

@@ultimatehamsandwich734 I'm aware...

[@fluffyking94]

Man, some of these comments are real hard to read with the context that they are gone now. :( we didn't know man. The irony hurts.

[@trevormcdermal]

Hermitstatus This event came out of nowhere for me, when I saw the FINAL thumbnail I thought it was a joke. I love your Juno Jet Force Gemini profile pic though. Does anyone know if ANY of the super best friends figured out how activate twin sticks on RARE REPLAY Jet Force Gemini??

[@RandoChrisYT]

I know they wouldn't have had time to record Smash Ultimate for today but this is quite an...interesting alternative.

[@DH2007able]

RandoChris you know if you take a few steps back, tilt your head, and close both eyes, at least you won’t have to look

[@brokentechnika783]

I think its it's better that way so they can unlock all the characters

[@heardofrvb]

Oh hey. Your mask is back.

[@RandoChrisYT]

@@heardofrvb Persona 5 X Smash Bros. hype, boyo.

[@heardofrvb]

@@RandoChrisYT HELL YEAH!

[@pirajacinto4]

This is the last FNF/SMS, and I couldn't be happier for how it ended. With that rant, and this game, perfect. This is the real legacy video.

[@xkavarsmith9322]

The Scrublords did it their way. I'm crying. GG, Zaibatsu.

[@Novamatter]

So...this is a game about a bunch of sadomasochistic lesbians trying to beat each other up *and* perv on each other in the middle of the fighting? When did my one characters suddenly become a game?

[@insaincaldo]

I'm not sure they are so much into pain, maybe dishing it out, but the whole goal seem to be defeat by embarrassment.

[@singolo4602]

Saturday Morning Watchlist

[@megamonmon]

As a wise man once said "ENDLESS TRAAAAASSSSSHHHHHH!"

[@TheaMaggard]

at first i saw the jackets and thought "oh okay it's like these anime girls are in the shinsengumi" but then i saw that okita girl coughing up blood and realized IT'S JUST THE SHINSENGUMI AS ANIME GIRLS IN THIS UPSKIRT FIGHTING GAME okita souji didn't die from tuberculosis for this...

[@YamashitaTsubasa]

Damn I love world history

[@EmilinkoHoward]

At least we have Majima Okita Souji from Ishin to compensate for this abomination

[@PunishedBlake]

Unlike those other channels playing Smash, the Best Friends are playing an actual fighting game requiring intense skill rather than just mashing buttons.

[@redanimator6973]

Protect the Children Says The Sony Police

[@BaneDane_JB]

I will save video game by eating the children, then Sony will have no one to protect from teh anime tiddie

[@zippolighter4903]

Wajima Only eating them?

[@slimehermit]

California Sony Police

[@demsterclippy4252]

Well i'd rather play life of black tiger over this shit

[@MILDMONSTER1234]

*Snoy

[@BigALBoomer]

The fact this channel still has over 700k subs is testament to how good this channel was in terms of content. God I miss watching these guys together

[@TheCamail]

A game so bad it made them question their business strategy.

[@neyara2532]

they have a strategy?

[@SnipahBarret50Cal]

@@neyara2532 i thought playing obscure, culty, objectively bad and offensive games were the strategy

[@jjdyer]

Like super hard, it seems :(

[@panzerschreck5159]

Well this aged poorly

[@birdgang2939]

OH NO!!

[@fistoftheworldking3834]

When did Liam come back?

[@willg8035]

Never. Liam doesn't do youtube anymore.

[@kevincarballo1]

@@willg8035*WOOSH* , miles above your head.

[@masterxl97]

The bear called him out of the Woolie Hole he was lost to.

[@shadowbolthaseo1861]

Who's that and when did he/she leave and why?

[@willg8035]

@@kevincarballo1 Or maybe that's why, everyone assumed/joked he was into this kinda stuff. How would you feel if everyone called you the loli pantsu guy huh?

[@TwoSecondsTwo]

Do you guys just have a phobia of money or something?

[@cristianl1516]

They always extol the virtues of selling out, yet they are so bad at it!

[@badabingee]

"WE DO IT TO OURSELVES" - Matt "Bossman" McMuscles

[@Anu_Evil_Queen]

Their inability to make smart decisions that should be obvious unless they are being recorded is baffling.

[@DotDusk]

Don't you guys have bills or debts to pay?

[@fireandthunder9862]

@@DotDuskPat literally just bought a house like a month ago.

[@riyo6133]

After almost 4 years of Fisticuffs and Scrublords, I guess we've scraped the barrel empty. I'm gonna miss this channel.

[@jonahgetz8770]

Now this is the quality I've expected from the Zaibatsu. I love it.

[@SeanR794]

Boy what a fucking fitting end to scrublords

[@TheRADRAD]

You had one day more appropriate than ever to play Playstation All Stars Battle Royale and you didn't do it...

[@tymelthompson4182]

RADRAD's RAD Games They already did.

[@TheRADRAD]

@@tymelthompson4182 Not for Scrubcuffs :(

[@RefMr]

They at least mentioned they wanted to but didn't work out for some reason~ Maybe some technical troubles getting it to record or something. This definitely seems like a 3rd choice game that none of them were prepared for!

[@superapm9620]

It shoulda been Smash on 3DS...

[@alexmercerrodarte]

As thier motto goes, "promise you nothing and deliver less"

[@Norasuko]

I'm a simple man...

[@X_Blake]

Nora Suko Hey Nora

[@jamalfranklin3807]

When I see anime girl panties, I make the FBI's job easier.

[@mans51]

Of course you'd watch best friends lol

[@XcaptainXobliviousX]

@@mans51 theyve even done art for series before. i think it was the godhand intro? and maybe others.

[@CulturedDegenerate]

Eyyy, if it isn't my favorite digital artist

[@ferzum7290]

Is this the punishment for playing dmc donte edition

[@masterxl97]

It’s MY reward.

[@phobos5323]

Nah. This is punishment for being wrong about stuff in the Fate/Unlimited Codes Fisticuffs. Never get anything wrong about the ever expanding and nonsensical Nasuverse, or your afterlife will consist of playing shitty fighting games with genderbent historical figures you don't know about, forever.

[@fistoftheworldking3834]

Did you know (historical figure) was actually a giiiiiirl?

[@marcuscalixte4392]

Did you know Pikachu Libre is a girl?

[@chrissmith9167]

Fist of the World King If you were to insert Alters into a vaguely sci-fi or fantasy setting I would love everything she’s got. However knowing that Altera is Fates version of the Atilla the Hun kills me since they turn one of the most ruthless warriors in history into a a alien girl wielding a rainbow laser sword.

[@ScoldingHotFire]

I feel like I'm going to prison for looking at the thumbnail

[@masterxl97]

It’s just Liam, calm down.

[@shadowbolthaseo1861]

Then enjoy it well you can

[@HSPTheShow]

youll be under house arrest like liam is

[@ReaperJ202]

Dude, prison would be a safe haven. Then putting up with the slow frame rate.

[@noellesato311]

I’m betting you feel like you’re on the electric chair while you watch this video then.

[@kaine1723]

Not the thumbnail we deserve, but the one we needed

[@Biodeamon]

frank west voice: F A N T A S T I C

[@FuriousGorge]

Thanks for playing this instead of Smash Ultimate. Really, REALLY fitting end for you guys' fighting game contributions to youtube.

[@chrissmith9167]

Matt's meltdown is even more real now that they've ended the channel. The frustration and annoyance at the stagnation. Yeesh.

[@egg2520]

I think they could've gained more if they had kept going. If Matt was frustrated with this channel's growth rate then setting out on his own won't be more fun. At least he'll be doing the work he wants to

[@MrGMoney1944]

Stagnation? I thought it was because he wasn't getting along with Pat?

[@gdadder]

@@MrGMoney1944 yeah, you can tell they start to bicker a lot more between each other towards the later LP’s

[@geassmanleon]

One week later and how desperate am i to go back.

[@ColonelCorson]

I suppose it's kind of fitting that this is the last fighting game they'll all play together.

[@bug1494]

this is how the world ends, not with a bang or a whimper but the soft click of a camera shutter.

[@Hannya_chua]

And police sirens.

[@ragnar3434]

Gonna show up to this tournament in jeans and coast to victory.

[@artthefarter]

Man this video is now really uncomfortable to watch considering what happened.

[@HanDaimond]

It's finally Friday and... there's no more Fisticuffs. I miss you guys.

[@krau6000]

This is it. Woolie killed the channel with this.

[@LargeInCharge77]

"this games sponsored by Subway" - pat

[@DawnApon]

no joke it was said

[@josemarques2304]

Wow i am not sure if i like this new Smash.

[@arempy5836]

Sakurai fucking it up again.

[@marcuscalixte4392]

ACTUAL anime swordsmen *Swordswomen...

[@nicholasr8546]

Yeah they forgot to add Waluigi panties again xD

[@ultimatehamsandwich734]

you better cause this is all we will get

[@josemarques2304]

@@ultimatehamsandwich734 Why are we here, Just to suffer?

[@fluffyking94]

With the context that this was the last time they played fighting games on the channel, and that they ended the channel shortly after, it puts there conversation about channels getting bigger then them in a much sadder context.

[@johnbaker6853]

Reminder: This is the last Fisticuffs/Scrublords recorded on SBFP. Yes, this one.

[@arempy5836]

So, this is how the channel ends. Not with a smash but with an FBI watch list.

[@217adaptiveperspective]

Ironic.

[@arempy5836]

@@217adaptiveperspective ?

[@217adaptiveperspective]

@@arempy5836 Smash Ultimate and FBI Watchlists

[@arempy5836]

@@217adaptiveperspective ah, okay

[@nuhuh4144]

I miss watching Scrublords and this channel in general. What a final video though!

[@midiagain828]

This is the end of FNF/SMS. What a way to end. Not with Smash but with loli panty shots. On that note, they did not optimize the settings for this game (they didn't actually care). This game actually runs pretty smooth were you can actually combo. So if the mechanics actually interested you, I suggest checking it out since it's not as clunky.

[@karurosu4121]

if the game didn't look so bad that would be a funny gimmick, but for like maybe the first 2 minutes then it just looks like you don't want to touch it anymore for ever lol

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

I clicked on the video and I can already hear the police coming for me

[@PunishedBlake]

They were coming for you even before that though.. You know what you did.

[@SupremeOptimus]

This day one patch for Smash ultimate is strange

[@yamizureyx]

This video was so hilariously raw and real. This is why I love the Best Friends. Thanks guys for everything!

[@Pompadourius]

A bit too real, maybe. As in, like, were they even really joking when they talked about their channel being awful, in their eyes? Goddammit.

[@Shabayyum]

This video is my Mecca

[@DarkWraithKevin]

Like Haj?

[@01Colorwise]

This is the game that broke Zaibatsu.

[@paranoid_mexican]

Art is supposed to elicit an emotional response from the person observing. This is art because it definitely made me feel something...

[@anjetto1]

This is how it was always going to end

[@LieutenantAmerica]

This is how it happened. This is how the Zaibatsu died.

[@Hannya_chua]

If only the laughter they started with in this video meant better things to come lol This was the last upload that had Matt, Pat and Woolie altogether in it :(

[@Pseudomuse_]

And they never ended up playing smash.

[@RD-uf6gw]

Fitting that this is where it FNF/SMS ends.

[@cutgodofwar]

Rest in peace sweet legends. You will be missed.

[@DarkdevilKnight0]

17:55 Hold up did that girl do the Metal Slug zombie blast?!?

[@Comkill117]

DDK0 glad someone else thought that too.

[@TyuErt]

This video killed the channel

[@Nightweaver1]

Video killed the KZbin star Video killed the KZbin star In my mind and in my (shame) car We can't rewind we've gone too far

[@pokakaa]

The channel dies here.

[@pokakaa]

IT WAS A JOKE! I WAS JOKING! DON'T DO THIS!!!

[@3kwe]

@@pokakaa WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[@pokakaa]

3kwe OH GOD IM SORRY IM SO SORRY

[@Hawkstar270]

Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

[@bronsonarabie1078]

YOU FUCKED UP! *_YOU FUCKED UP!_*

[@DirtyMidnighter]

"This video killed the channel" - Matt

[@MiguelAngelCruzBonilla]

This saturday morning scrublords in a nutshell "ladies and gentlemen we got them"

[@nooneinparticular5273]

Given the developpement today, I guess they finally did find the true bottom of the barrel with this one.

[@megasilverspeed]

we did it... we found the bottom of the barrel

[@davidk7439]

Man, why'd the news have to drop on finals week? I'm walking into my last two finals knowing these guys are never really going to get back together in this quality again. feels fucking bad man

[@quietwyatt2873]

The most desired Friday night video.

[@shotguncrucifix]

The first Fisticuffs was Mark of the Wolves. And the last is this...

[@BBHood217]

So this is now the last Fisticuffs/Scrublords. I'm now sad that they'll never get to Asura Blade/Asura Buster and there won't be another Saltybet video.

[@KUNAIfever]

well atleast it ended on a high note

[@geardog24]

Loli Samurai Showdown

[@Chibz]

Don't they all have cleavage and stuff though?

[@starnik]

More like Loli Samurai Slowdown

[@demsterclippy4252]

cancer

[@jinzerox]

I think it should be Genderbender Shinsengumi (I dont know Japanese but I saw their coat)

[@EvilRyuGuy]

There is a Rurouni Kenshin author joke somewhere in there.

[@angelon3637]

Playing hard core kusoge on smash release weekend while they awkwardly sing half-remembered lyrics to its main theme is the essence of super best friends

[@oneyeseesin3D]

This isn't a game. This is Liam Haunting the studio.

[@VerbalLearning]

The Shitstorm prayers for Woolie to get haunted finally kicked in (and then proceeded to kick him over and take a snapshot of his underwear, which happened to be the same as Pat's).

[@convolutedclarity]

I can hear the disembodied whispers coming from the vents. _"Greatest soldier in the world, big boss."_

[@DH2007able]

That blood laser was the most horrifying thing I’ve seen all day

[@NetJetMichael-A.H.1449]

But hey it's METAL as Fuck!

[@Shadar22]

13:00 - No Matt, this is why we're all here.

[@noporbebe]

This, not Ultimate, was their last FNF/SMS. What a way to go out.

[@TheRechargeables]

And so, this marks the end of the FNF SML. Playing bullshit games instead of Smash. Honestly, there couldnt have been a more fitting end to the series.

[@dallyink7412]

_Interesting_ choice of videos today with Matt uploading a video about the Guy Game and now this...

[@Kolbatsu]

It's Sleaze week!

[@capnpen7690]

So who else saw the thumbnail and decided "well, I gotta see what the shit's going on here"?

[@CaptWolfy]

Still too scared for that Guilty Gear Isuka three-way, huh?