Batman should get a pet bat, and get all mad he can't name it BatBat, and just name it like Frank or some shit.
@dragonMaster249219 жыл бұрын
God Damn it Plague only you can get away with that kind of joke
@TheDragonEevee9 жыл бұрын
PlagueOfGripes why can't he name it BatBat again?
@roflrandomguy9 жыл бұрын
PlagueOfGripes Name it Batlet
@GodOfSpices9 жыл бұрын
PlagueOfGripes Yeah, and teach it how to speak so it can be like another sidekick or vilain.
@hungriestnunu74499 жыл бұрын
PlagueOfGripes he can give it ebola, then have it give the villains ebola
@ColonelMustache9 жыл бұрын
I want a Batman costume that's just Adam West. Not his Batman, just him.
@giveuntocaesar53249 жыл бұрын
***** but adam west IS batman. Nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask.. but inside he was, and has always been, batman.
@Bhazor9 жыл бұрын
***** Forget that. I want the Baman costume from Baman & Piderman where all his animations are procedural like in Gang Beasts.
@amilyester9 жыл бұрын
***** FOR YOU
@darkironyoshi9 жыл бұрын
Angel Mitrovich Dude SKELETONBATMAN WOULD BE SUPER SICK!
@hotrodturtle9 жыл бұрын
***** I second this motion.
@Mantis479 жыл бұрын
Batman: "I'll burn every plant in Gotham!" *3 hours of driving around the city later* Batman: "If I can find any... Come on, there's gotta be one plant...somewhere!"
@keystrix37049 жыл бұрын
*Another 3 hours later, Batman is in an Olive Garden setting fire to bowls of salad*
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat7 ай бұрын
“Sir what about your hydroponi-“ “Shut up Alfred!!, that’s different!”
@-polarisinparis91109 жыл бұрын
9th Assassin's Creed game: "Oh, that looks interesting, I'll check that out when it comes out." 4th Arkham game: "Oh geez guys, they've been making so many of these! I hope this is the last one!" *Insert Third Strike's "Yeah, that makes sense!"*
@AbsoluteTravisT9 жыл бұрын
Alex Morozov They literally explain the difference.
@FatherHail9 жыл бұрын
Absolute Travis T Gameplay-wise Batman is leagues better than AC, and have the locales in AC really been that interesting? The last time the locales ever made me shit my pants was AC2, everything afterwards has been roughly the same rooftop-running shite minus AC4's more interesting Mediterranean stuff.
@AbsoluteTravisT9 жыл бұрын
***** To be fair, I wasn't really giving an opinion either way, just pointing out the obvious. I loved both AC2 and City and pretty much 100% them but after playing that much I burnt myself out on the gameplay and haven't touched any of the sequels.
@FatherHail9 жыл бұрын
Absolute Travis T The only AC's that are really worth playing are 2 and 4, maybe Brotherhood and Revelations if you want some good story stuff, otherwise the series has gone amazingly downhill in terms of entertainment value.
@AbsoluteTravisT9 жыл бұрын
nickreilly72 I'm not arguing against all those other points, some of them I agree with, but the dev's lying? Of course they're going to, why the fuck would they admit and go "yup, you guessed it, that's the ending" This isn't court, they have no legal obligation to verify fan's guesses.
@Wilkanas9 жыл бұрын
Remember the good-old days when Pat was the angry one, Matt was the lovable one with no shades of grey in between?
@Wilkanas9 жыл бұрын
Youssef Farouk Remeber that time when Matt deleted Pat's 100+ hours save file in Persona?
@Wilkanas9 жыл бұрын
The Pickles "Matt, You're the Ralph Wiggum of real life"
@SenaSLaYeRx9 жыл бұрын
Wilkanas Remember that time when Pat told Matt that there was bonuses on the lake in RE4 and Matt got fucked up by the thing. He didn't shoot the fishy. Sometimes I miss the good old TBFP days.
@Sonicfalcon169 жыл бұрын
Wilkanas yeah after all this time I miss the exaggerated persona's of the 2. Miss pat's fucking invisible jokes
@RisqueBisquet9 жыл бұрын
Wilkanas Remember when Woolie killed that guy?
@davidpugh65079 жыл бұрын
"I came here to kick ass and hug parents. And I'm all out parents"
@alexcampbell81209 жыл бұрын
Do you think Poison Ivy would get mad if she saw someone eating a salad?
@Tamacat3889 жыл бұрын
Alex Campbell Yes
@busorenkin559 жыл бұрын
Yeah probably. I could imagine her just using her tentacles to hold down the poor sap who was eating nature's creation and getting sodomized by a tree branch while Harley Q. flicks off Ivy...don't know why it went from Girl with the Dragon tattoo to sexy fan fiction right there sorry.
@bigbakaboon9 жыл бұрын
Alex Campbell There's a tossed salad joke in here, but it's too easy.
@ItsBunnyBuns7 жыл бұрын
there's actually a couple comments on the topic; one from a street thug, and the other from the gcpd officer that falls in love with her (the one circling the max cell).
@Hannya_c9 жыл бұрын
Robin 1 = Dick Grayson = Nightwing Robin 2 = Jason Todd = Red Hood Robin 3 = Tim Drake = Red Robin
@carlcael4179 жыл бұрын
Ranmaru Richu Jason Todd = Crowbar
@randombencounter2639 жыл бұрын
Ranmaru Richu You forgot Robin 5 = Damien Wayne = the only cool one also there was a girl one who was garbage
@dvillegas9 жыл бұрын
Carl Cael this guy gets it xD
@Hannya_c9 жыл бұрын
***** 5 now I think. And it's hard to choose favorites, each of them have become their own hero/anti-hero in a way, but if I had to choose, then I guess Nightwing, Dick was first to become Robin and he still has his own story arc going on now. And then Red Hood since he's pushing Batman to new limits of morality.
@Hannya_c9 жыл бұрын
Ben Kielar Robin 4 = Stephanie Brown = Batgirl #3 Robin 5 = Damien Wayne = ...well, no spoilers lol
@CourtCjbLand9 жыл бұрын
I could taste the Akrham fanboy salt as soon as I saw this video in my feed, never change best friends.
@headhunter00259 жыл бұрын
CourtCjbLand Sorry you have no taste, as evident by your outdated meme profile picture
@CourtCjbLand9 жыл бұрын
Hunter what meme? That's my real face you son of a bitch!
@xeros7209 жыл бұрын
CourtCjbLand He was platforming with the god damn batmobile. This game is a mockery onto itself. I'm still gonna buy it, shut up.
@DrN0rd8 жыл бұрын
Batman's true power is putting people in hospitals and leaving them with crippling dept because of the bills.
@TheAtlasReview8 жыл бұрын
+DrN0rd Canadian Batman is, unsurprisingly, much less intimidating.
@noggie8 жыл бұрын
Comparing Canadian batman to the regular batman is a lot like comparing the norwegian prison system to the american one.
@JeedyJay7 жыл бұрын
Less scary, but actually effective?
@noggie7 жыл бұрын
This guy gets it.
@DioGoodguy9 жыл бұрын
So, my guess is that Dio is The Arkham Knight. I mean, come on guys. "You thought it was a DC Villain, but it was me, DIO!" That would be money.
@KaneZenon9 жыл бұрын
Imagine if DIO met all the Arkham Villains and just beat the shit out of all of them I would PAY for that to happen.
@TheMerkWithTheMouth9 жыл бұрын
KaneZenon Batman in general would be much cooler if the Batman characters were stand-users.
@DioGoodguy9 жыл бұрын
Life in general would be much cooler if I was a Stand user.
@ItsTheFizz9 жыл бұрын
Owari Dragon You're close... "You thought the main villain of this game was Scarecrow, BUT IT WAS ME JOKER!"
@DioGoodguy9 жыл бұрын
"You thought the main villain of this game was Black Mask, but it was me, Joker!" That's what literally happened in Arkham Origins.
@MagoDSnowman9 жыл бұрын
Pat's mom is the Arkham Knight *CONFIRMED*
@WFoong989 жыл бұрын
Mago The Snowman *WB* : "SSHHHHhhhh, that is DLC"
@lifeiscrap1039 жыл бұрын
Preorder from Gamestop to get the Exclusive Pat's Mom Side Mission!
@ianduarte19929 жыл бұрын
***** i dont think i have enough space on my HD to fit the pats mom DLC
@DeadmanInc3369 жыл бұрын
***** No no no. You're thinking of the Pat's Mom Nightmare Missions.
@KyoAWare9 жыл бұрын
ian duarte haha Daaaaaamn
@Ilovevidgames1239 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Woolie and Matt, because criminals are totally willing to have their bones snapped for the sake of their crime boss. Yeah. Fuckin' brilliant.
@Powoga9 жыл бұрын
Grant Larson Well, they are willing to fight Batman for some reason.
@Ilovevidgames1239 жыл бұрын
Powoga Yeah, when they're in a group. And really, once Batman is after you, what does it really matter what you do? You're almost guaranteed to be captured/subdued.
@Powoga9 жыл бұрын
Grant Larson And Batman will probably break a bone or two. You'd think that they knew that after the events of the previous games.
@Ilovevidgames1239 жыл бұрын
Powoga I can only guess that they were hoping not to bump into him. I have a hard time believing that they believe all that big talk they make about breaking the Bat. I think the big difference is that, until the Bat's actually pursuing/fighting you, you have a semi-legitimate chance of getting away scott-free. Once he's got you in a joint lock, it's time to give up the game.
@_ArmIa9 жыл бұрын
Bones heal. Most of the shit that Batman's rogues gallery would do to you if you failed them falls well outside the realm of "possibly survivable".
@Negus_Rex9 жыл бұрын
Lucius Fox sounds a lot like Lee from Walking Dead which means he's also Rodin! Lucius is the coolest person in the game Confirmed!
@Tamacat3889 жыл бұрын
***** I just call him Hulu man.
@BaneDane_JB9 жыл бұрын
Negus Rex Funny you mention that, I read this as a Telltale- Game of Thrones commercial played I will remember this.
@maddude71619 жыл бұрын
Hey guys, remember how they recently explained that comicbook Joker's immortality is due to dumb space magic? Remember how fucking lame that was, and how it took all the horror out of the character?
@HappyPotat9 жыл бұрын
Maddude Well fear not because the Joker is not immortal in this game.:D Well...not in the physical sense I suppose.
@giveuntocaesar53249 жыл бұрын
I think people have unfair expectations about comic-games and comic-movies because they hold it to higher standards than the actual source material which will inevitably find itself going through various intervals of story telling ranging from "super cool" to "pants-on-head-retarded."
@quaidgrenda99979 жыл бұрын
Maddude Assuming you mean the new 52 endgame story.. and thats not what happened
@binarynightmare9 жыл бұрын
Maddude You didn't even explain it. It's FAR stupider. Joker has Lazarus Pit goo in his spine, the same stuff Ra'S Al Ghul uses to renew himself, which makes Joker functionally immortal. It's just in his spine. Working away. Never depleting. Sure.
@artypiedra9 жыл бұрын
Maddude so spoiler about that, as it turns out, he's not immortal, he stumbled across a pit of something they called "dionissium, it's basically a more pure version of lazarus,
@Bean_Can_ Жыл бұрын
thug who is in agonising pain in a 3+ month hospital stint for the second time this year: batman didn't even kill me lmao he's not scary
@jiyangli97799 жыл бұрын
Okay, legit. How many crimes can you pull with a broken arm? The answer is "none" because pretty much any task requires the use of both your hands. You need two hands to punch people, forge documents, operate firearms, deliver drugs, and pretty much do anything in this life. And even when your arm heals, it's not going to heal perfectly, so you're going to be in pain for the rest of your life, and you'll never play the saxophone again either. And everything I said about broken arms? Goes double for broken legs, because your mobility is severely hampered. What good are your two good hands if you can't get to the right places on time? Broken limbs are a legitimate method of deterring crime.
@WFoong989 жыл бұрын
Kevin Li True, I can tell you that just having a broken leg pretty much means you're fucked.
@gray007nl9 жыл бұрын
Kevin Li You can perform plenty of crimes with a broken arm, for example beating up/stealing from the elderly, hacking stuff and you can fire small fire arms with one hand.
@GabrielAKAFinn9 жыл бұрын
Kevin Li You a genius I'm breaking every limb of all of the inmates in my country as we speak
@jiyangli97799 жыл бұрын
Johan Hoekstra It's true, there are lots of tasks that you can perform with one hand. But there is a much larger magnitude of things that you can't. And a lot of those things aren't related to crime at all. I mean, think about it. Say one day you wake up one day after your arm is broken and think; "I should beat up the old man next door." So you go put on your shoes and go outside. But there's a problem: all your life, you've been tying your shoelaces with two hands, and you've never ever tried it with one. You spend hours tying your shoes. You go buy some food, but you can't use your other hand to count out the change. Takes even more time. You try to eat your sandwich, but it's a bitch to unwrap it with one hand, and you need to find a table. And so on and so on all through the day. A broken arm is a disability. It disables you from life, and by extension, crime. As for small firearms, sure, you can pull the trigger with one hand. But you won't be accurate.
@bigbakaboon9 жыл бұрын
Kevin Li with a broken arm i can do everything you just listed.
@SteelBallRun18909 жыл бұрын
This game is super good but this also shows how dumb it is for wanting the Batmobile to be playable, I mean those people are dead, you can try to pass up all the reasons in the world but adding electric shocks doesn't excuse the fact that Batman just hit them with an oncoming car not to mention Batman's military artillery that destroys "unmanned" vehicles, unmanned, my ass.
@JeedyJay9 жыл бұрын
DIO's Scary Monster and THE WORLD I swear, Batman's "no-kill" line exists to get as close as possible to without going over, at this point. Edgy Batman has just become a loophole-based Punisher.
@chagis1009 жыл бұрын
***** Shut up clockwerk
@BloodPrince1309 жыл бұрын
DIO's Scary Monster and THE WORLD God, I hate the Batmobile so much. There's a reason that I don't play racing games or games like Grand Theft Auto. I freakin suck at driving in video games, and they've shoehorned the Batmobile into just about every mission in the game. Half the time, I'm just slowly moving through the street in battle mode because I can't turn a corner without slamming into a building, and the chase missions are terrible. I literally spent like thirty minutes on the one mission where you have to chase down the impostor Arkham Knight.
@CarCrusher39 жыл бұрын
***** highly disagree its easily one of the best features in the game.
@Bodyslammingpixels9 жыл бұрын
The story is also shit.
@Nison5459 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that thinks that Batman's lips look way too voluptuous in this? I shouldn't want to kiss the Batmans.
@Nison5459 жыл бұрын
Nison545 Holy shit, Matt and I have the same thoughts...
@Melkac9 жыл бұрын
Nison545 He needs araki lipstick.
@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork9 жыл бұрын
Nison545 Look kinda thin to me.
@DarkUbiquity9 жыл бұрын
Nison545 I dunno... everybody wants to kiss Batman at SOME point.
@Voeris19 жыл бұрын
Nison545 "I shouldn't want to kiss the Batmans." But you do... you do... ;) we _all_ do mmm
@theelephantandtherider95369 жыл бұрын
i like how they talked about the batman thug who's been injured by batman multiple times, but i love that one thug in Batman, Under the red hood (animated movie) who had been beaten up by batman earlier, then he walked in on batman snooping, realized what was going down, and just left.
@darkdestiny6619 жыл бұрын
"Daddy, which way do I go..... To AVENGE YOU?!?!" That killed me.
@zoldator9 жыл бұрын
The last 5 minutes are comedy gold.
@JayWubs9 жыл бұрын
To be fair. Rocksteady didn't make Origins or blackgate. Those two were prequel spin off things developed by Splash Damage and Armature Studio. So as the actual franchise goes with Rocksteady, there's only 3 games.
@DeusExAngelo9 жыл бұрын
As much as I love the Arkham series, I gotta agree with Matt here. Really I just wanna see Rocksteady do something outside of Batman so they can diversify their portfolio and try their hands at other IP's and/or make their own. They've proved they can make the definitive Batman games, now I wanna see how they do with others.
@Brinksarsenal9 жыл бұрын
Maybe they should make an open world assassin game.....
@TimtheWinzard9 жыл бұрын
Robo-Brinks Maybe they should make an open world LotR game...
@DeusExAngelo9 жыл бұрын
Robo-Brinks I kinda want them to make a Robo-Cop game for some reason.
@no1important7779 жыл бұрын
The Gentlesaurian Velocidapper dude, yes. robo-cop open world, upgrades alter his appearance and shit, killing thugs is possible but frowned upon. it would be arkham but with a better protagonist. "Robo-Cop: Dawn of Disaster, 'dead or alive, you're coming with him'"
@no1important7779 жыл бұрын
***** hmm, interesting concept.
@NickiRusin9 жыл бұрын
This'll be a treat.
@Judgementxxx9 жыл бұрын
Nick Nirus Here's a Batman while you eat.
@Xandorm9 жыл бұрын
Judgementxxx Batmilk and cookies for everyone
@CHESHIRES_SMILE9 жыл бұрын
Xanran Doto you saw that picture to didn't you?
@Xandorm9 жыл бұрын
HB791 just the ytp
@CHESHIRES_SMILE9 жыл бұрын
Xanran Doto i miss those old timey crossovers.
@gmanpierce9 жыл бұрын
Oracle: "Hey batman about my legs..." Batman: "Uuuuuhhhh...gotta go, my parents are calling me"
@agentringer9 жыл бұрын
This video in a nutshell "I can't do this" "HOLY SHIT I CAN DO THIS"
@WolfKingSuirrad9 жыл бұрын
Please put out more Batman Arkham Knight. This was the most hilarious video I've all day
@iSoapykins9 жыл бұрын
"I call this the Batgully-gully" Never stop, Matt.
@duskrush7 жыл бұрын
Joker's actually an unusually good hand-to-hand combatant
@Adamskaish9 жыл бұрын
Sure Batman won't kill you, but do you really want to be stuck in the hospital for the next month having your bones getting shoved back in because you wouldn't talk? I mean, think about all the anime you'll miss on because Batman left you pissing blood and sinew; not to mention the medical bills.
@Syko7s9 жыл бұрын
This is it. This is why I'm going to hell. Laughing at the plight of Oracle
@TheWhitestZangetsuYouKnow9 жыл бұрын
Man, all the poor sports in the comment section. I like Batman too, but I can still go for a good ol' dead parents joke.
@Kektus19 жыл бұрын
I always picture Batman and Harry Potter screaming that line into each other's faces.
@JeedyJay9 жыл бұрын
Zepher0987 *FILTHY RICH THOOOUUUGH.* *kinda makes it betterrrrrr.*
@Vragnarax9 жыл бұрын
Justin Schultz Which is why I prefer Wolverine over Batman Batman: Wah wah my dead parents! I can't have healthy relationships. I let little boys sleep in bed with me! My sons die! Wah wah life is so hard for a guy whose superpower is being infinitely wealthy. I'm the Chuck Norris of DC! Life is so hard!
@sinenomine60749 жыл бұрын
that oracle legs gag was AMAZING
@itsacharcoalice9 жыл бұрын
Shame it didn't end in the neutralizing agent scene.
@TD_Jay9 жыл бұрын
itsacharcoalice I can't imagine anything being better than that leg bit.
@itsacharcoalice9 жыл бұрын
TheCheesenator42 shhhhhh spoilers son
@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork9 жыл бұрын
itsacharcoalice Where'd my comment go?
@itsacharcoalice9 жыл бұрын
TheCheesenator42 spoilers, removed.
@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork9 жыл бұрын
itsacharcoalice Sure, the thing that everyone sees a few hours in.
@despadas9 жыл бұрын
PERFECT intro card. Damn, the sound of Woolie losing his breath due to excessive laughter never fails to be amusing
@gyutarosan53119 жыл бұрын
Y'all ever notice how Batman and Naruto are totally similar? Like how both their parents are dead, and how they both have shitty kids that won't shut the fuck up, and they both have spirit animals inside them that give them super powers. You know those things.
@Melkac9 жыл бұрын
Shalnark Kun They're also both badOOPS DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD
@gyutarosan53119 жыл бұрын
Unshaved Stuff Yes! YES YOU DID! GO TO THE CORNER WITH THE SHIT KIDS!
@Melkac9 жыл бұрын
Shalnark Kun To be fair Naruto's pretty shit, I don't think anyone can disagree with me on that. Americans really like batman for some reason.
@LuckeeStrikee9 жыл бұрын
Fuck, you're not even wrong.
@CHESHIRES_SMILE9 жыл бұрын
or literally every other characters in naruto. like puppet guy whose parents died or sandman whose parents also died or pretty mirror boy and his dead parents. your parents are dead! his parents are dead! my parents are dead! are there any other dead parents i should know about!?
@GeminiRosche7 жыл бұрын
I love Mat’s complete paradigm shift once he does the grapple.
@TheMerkWithTheMouth9 жыл бұрын
WHOA! WHOA! HOLD THE FUCK UP! Did you see... that fucking... Gray Ghost poster?!
@AstralMuffin1059 жыл бұрын
Chris Merkel Studios Yep, I noticed it. That was a nice reference that they threw in there, for sure.
@MukuonChannel9 жыл бұрын
+Chris Merkel Studios If you played the game, the poster is all over the place. Lex Corp, Queen industries, fucking Lex Luthor, the game is brimming with easter eggs.
@ItsBunnyBuns7 жыл бұрын
There's a bludhaven poster that someone smashed lying in an indoor map. My fav easter egg is the poster with ALL of the clayfaces listed as the cast of a movie.
@Rickolee7 жыл бұрын
The last few minutes was the hardest I've ever laugh at you guys. And that includes the emperor dialogue
@kingdolani9 жыл бұрын
*Batman repeatedly rams Batmobile into citizen lying on the ground in fetal position* STOP RESISTING AURGH MY PARENTS ARE DEAD AURGH
@randomrainbowkitten49978 жыл бұрын
Poison Ivy: "Who taught you to drive?" Batman: "... My parents."
@evita01185 жыл бұрын
That's an archer joke?
@Sora956789 жыл бұрын
So......how about that Arkham Knight on PC?
@Davies469 жыл бұрын
Hah, yep how about that.
@valentinegutierrez55539 жыл бұрын
What could you possibly be talking about? Batman's not on steam, so it must not exist
@danieln66139 жыл бұрын
Sora 9567 Running at glorious 5fps, possibly the most cinematic experience ever!
@Arexion52939 жыл бұрын
Even Blighttown makes fun of it.
@Sora956789 жыл бұрын
Daniel N So cinematic Ubisoft is jealous. Only Powerpoint slideshows are more cinematic.
@Zeppelee9 жыл бұрын
Watching Bats swooping in with a gliding kick, and a "DORA!" from Woolie, made my day. (...because my hasubando isn't getting animated anytime soon, nor do I have a PS4.)
@DoctaDaKing9 жыл бұрын
Oh no, the 4th batman game. So many games! It even outdoes the number of let's see...final fantasies, metal gear solids, street fighters, you know, those really small numbered franchises
@randomfox122459 жыл бұрын
DoctaDaKing that third one never happened this is the third one shut up
@slifer8759 жыл бұрын
DoctaDaKing exactly! its only a trilogy made by rocksteady, the rest never happen......
@Xandorm9 жыл бұрын
DoctaDaKing final fantasies have different characters and worlds. metal gears different times, enemies and gadgets. Street fighter changes from game to game. While Batman is just more Batman in more Arkham
@nonfinale6859 жыл бұрын
DoctaDaKing did you not watch the video? they said they didnt like that the games too place in the same local and that it felt the same.
@slifer8759 жыл бұрын
Xanran Doto i love metal gear but is pretty much the same story over and over, street fighter is a bad example look at how many versions that game has and sakura doen't get any older or any other characters, batman it's only tree by rocksteady and this is the final one
@SuccubiPie9 жыл бұрын
Woolie's extended laugh is up there with Pat's hysterical laughter
@Solqueen869 жыл бұрын
The Spider car doing sick burn-outs on the side of The Daily Bugle J Jonah is freaking his shit
@codyscites89559 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that last bit about Barbara was amazing.
@brunomunemassa82669 жыл бұрын
25:35 - "Can i disable all of their vital organs ?", "No Batman, you can't...." - "Can i detach their hearts, in a non-lethal way ?" , "I don't see how that's even possible, but no you can't...." - "Can i love them until their brains are disabled ?", "Look, this i getting outta hand Batman...."
@morganraine92089 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Matt said "Where's Scarecrow?!" I love huge 4 year ago callbacks
@fpsvoltage30059 жыл бұрын
The PC port was just removed because "EUUUH CANT HANDLE IT"
@giveuntocaesar53249 жыл бұрын
Jimie Langevin well you usually recall a broken product, you dont just leave it on the shelf, on the offchance you do fix, especially because it runs the risk of people to unwittingly purchase a broken product. I mean even if they dont fix it on the pc at least their not scummy enough to try to keep it on steam on the offchance someone might waste their money.
@jspang919 жыл бұрын
Give Unto Caesar Tell that to MKX's PC port.
@giveuntocaesar53249 жыл бұрын
jspang91 So are you saying we should all be like mortal kombat and keep our broken games on steam? I think not, like i said, I believe that they made the right call for their broken port. If its broken take it off, dont let people waste their money on a BROKEN proudct.
@jspang919 жыл бұрын
Give Unto Caesar No I agree with you. I was just mad because the MKX port is shit too and I wish it had been recalled and fixed as well. The only reason they recalled batman and not MKX is because steam has introduced refunds since then and they've lost a buttload of money.
@ridethewindd449 жыл бұрын
As soon as Matt says _Where's Scarecrow!?_ I was instantly reminded of the plague of gripes animation. Way to bring it back Matt hahaha
@AshGreytree9 жыл бұрын
Urban Chaos: Riot Response Cryme Tyme confirmed.
@johnconnorpliskin71849 жыл бұрын
***** YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!
@JRSanchez939 жыл бұрын
***** Nah fuck that. FULL LP! FULL LP! FULL LP!
@RunningBlade21849 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ I forgot about that game.
@bennifer949 жыл бұрын
Thank god there's jump cuts in this. Seriously guys GOOD JOB! Please add more cuts in your videos 'cause that dead air or watching you go from point A to point B can be so monotonous that I just so watching the video. I understand it means longer editing time, but the quality improves so much.
@TrueUnderDawgGaming9 жыл бұрын
Guess who's the most prevalent villain in this game?!? Spoiler Alert ahead Joker...F@*king Joker!!! AGAAHHADHHAA!#112131
@keystrix37049 жыл бұрын
TrueUnderDawgGaming You know, I thought I was gonna be like this. Hell, I was actually really annoyed that happened in Origins (Everything else about Origins pissed me off). But the way AK pulled it off... and the fact that it's not actually him but Bats just going super nuts... I actually love it that he's there to provide more character depth and humor.
@TrueUnderDawgGaming9 жыл бұрын
Key Strix Yeah, but it's EVERY 10 minutes. I bought this game to fight against Scarecrow. Yet he's hardly even in it :'(
@keystrix37049 жыл бұрын
TrueUnderDawgGaming Well, fighting him is great. Well, not really, being that he never really fights. But fighting the fear toxin is great. But whenever he talks, I just want him to shut up. His constant Fear Speeches run thin quick. The Arkham Knight was the far more interesting and consistently threatening villain to me.
@TrueUnderDawgGaming9 жыл бұрын
Key Strix I honestly just wanted a TON of fear induced levels like in Arkham Asylum. Those were Incredible! Yet we don't get any in this game. Just Joker talking over and over. I can't understand why they thought that would be better.
@keystrix37049 жыл бұрын
TrueUnderDawgGaming I can understand that. Those levels were really cool. But yet, I still love the way the fear effect was utilized in AK and it didn't constantly lead up to "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD". There was only one hint of that but the rest were proper sorts of fears that Batman hadn't dealt with yet. At the same time, they didn't get over-the-top lavishing. Instead, they were well integrated to actually play mind games with you. Now, I dunno if you beat the game, but there are fear effects at the end that I think you might really like~
@PeterGriffin123456799 жыл бұрын
Please continue this as a lp series. That was fucking golden. I've never laughed that hard
@TooMuchSascha8 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly the whole "people taking advantage of Batman not killing people" thing becomes a problem in The Dark Knight. Sal Maroni doesn't give Batman information because he doesn't care what Batman does, knowing Batman won't kill him but Joker most likely will.
@BESM19849 жыл бұрын
One of the best videos you guys have every done. Nothing better than ripping on Batman. Makes my day. PS. WHAT THE FUCK DC?!!! WHERE IS CASSANDRA CAIN?!?!?
@touchingisjustthefirststep8 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is Matt talking about? The Arkham games are brilliant
@heefmvc8 жыл бұрын
It kind of got Assassin's Creeded. Like Asylum was good, City was great, origins got a little repetitive. Like I like this series a lot, but I see where they're coming from.
@heefmvc8 жыл бұрын
Not bad, just trite.
@PrinceXTC869 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of Batman having a badass Bat-bat in his gadget inventory.
@Gat720Dua9 жыл бұрын
Still think Rocksteady should make a Predator game, just incorporate some of the Batman mechanics.
@roetheboat19 жыл бұрын
I really want to see a sitcom with all of the Batman characters trying to get along with each other in the Batcave.
@Takuexl19 жыл бұрын
Alright, what did we learn from Arkham Origins? It doesn't matter whether you handle him well or not, people are sick of the Joker. Alright, great, maybe now they can do something different; focus on developing another of their great villains instead of just assigning them all to side missions. I mean, hes dead even, and he won't be missed. He doesn't even show up in any of the promotional material I've seen. I can't wait to see what new direction they go in. (literally 20 seconds in) *OH GOD DAMMIT*
@chrislee52689 жыл бұрын
Confirmed for not playing the game
@Takuexl19 жыл бұрын
I didn't play it, I watched it, and I only judged the narrative.
@MonochromeTrouble9 жыл бұрын
Takuexl1 May as well call it Joker: The Jokening.
@Takuexl19 жыл бұрын
I know. Oh believe me, I know. I am also absolutely certain that he has more screen time and more lines in this game than any character besides batman.
@-polarisinparis91109 жыл бұрын
Takuexl1 So, you don't want Joker in the game, yet you're upset that the first thing that happens is (while untruthful) confirmation that he won't be in the game?
@ValkyrUser9 жыл бұрын
You know what would be cool? A full Arkham Knight play through with Matt and Woolie.
@Мойчлен-в1ъ9 жыл бұрын
If this is not the last Arkham game then I think the next one should be with Terry McGinnis AKA Batman Forever.
@BlueScarabGuy9 жыл бұрын
JACOB CORCORAN I think you mean Batman Beyond. But yes, Terry should be next.
@Chadius9 жыл бұрын
JACOB CORCORAN All of my money. Have it.
@orbasm58 жыл бұрын
Lucius Fox was voiced by the dude in Ghost Busters 1+2!
@53subscribersnovideos358 жыл бұрын
Ernie Hudson?
@orbasm58 жыл бұрын
Six Gun Shauna Yeah!
@CorvodaPop9 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they didn't Title the Vid "Arkham Knght"
@keystrix37049 жыл бұрын
I'm so thankful this isn't a full LP. Matt playing like this a bit entertaining in short bursts, but to do a full LP like an inattentive 8 year old that's off his meds would vastly out shame Pat's performance in The Last of Us LP. Despite its flaws, Arkham Knight is overall a fantastic game that deserves better attention than Matt and Woolie shouting over the cutscenes and DURR-DA-DURRing all the way through.
@keystrix37049 жыл бұрын
Also... No, Matt. No. Assassin's Creed does not get a pass. AC keeps churning out crap on a yearly basis, only managing to make something good every 2-3 years and it's story is hardly going anywhere. The Arkham story is going places with every game and the series only had one big stumble called Origins. It's a shame that a lot of the flack that this game gets is because of Origins. Might as well say the entire series of DMC now sucks because Devil May Cry 2 happened.
@cappyanon60869 жыл бұрын
Matt, you were not being even a little bit harsh, if anything your chiding was forgiving
@0axel0789 жыл бұрын
There should be a Pete Holmes Badman skin.
@spartan39249 жыл бұрын
Could totally go for a whole LP of this even if most of it was cut out, there's so many Batman jokes to be made
@greenteesouo9 жыл бұрын
Super Dickery is where I found out about Super Man's best super power! SUPER WEAVING.
@jessicamartin61609 жыл бұрын
greenfiretornado That shit is CANON.
@greenteesouo9 жыл бұрын
He also has super ventriloquism which is used more than once
@JeedyJay9 жыл бұрын
greenfiretornado He used to get more use out of the super-ventriloquism than he did out of his Goddamn laser-eyes. Silver Age Superman was fucking _bonkers._
@greenteesouo9 жыл бұрын
He used the ability to create as much friction as possible to melt and weld bars together. If only he had some other way to create heat with, maybe with his eyes. Perhaps heat vision, if you would.
@129Thebeast9 жыл бұрын
I love how even with joker dead they still managed to sneak him into the main story
@TheFakeZaymond9 жыл бұрын
It was either this or DMC 4 SE for the PC. Looks like I chose the winning hand. Here's to DMC 5!
@AgentTexes9 жыл бұрын
"We are all ventriloquists and we party every day." This is the first time I've ever heard Matt fail quoting Kung Pow, a sad day in history. It's "We are both ventriloquists and we practice every day."
@Greciler9 жыл бұрын
I like how Matt bitches and whines about this game but the second he plays it he's like "fuck that this game is awesome!"
@saynotop2w9 жыл бұрын
Brandon D Makes you question how genuine his display is, don't it
@CHESHIRES_SMILE9 жыл бұрын
to be fair you can't blame him after origins.i never played asylum, really liked city, and was done after origins. Shame since this looks fun but yeah i made the mistake of pre ordering origins and it ruined the series for me.
@RunningBlade21849 жыл бұрын
It's not fair to judge the whole series like you and Matt do based on origins. It wasn't developed by rocksteady so technically it's not even an arkham game. Just play the rocksteady series.
@5benfive59 жыл бұрын
Reese R On the back of the box it says "the Dark Knight unleashes the all new transformable Batmobile in the explosive finale to the *Arkham trilogy*" Lol Rocksteady is literally ignoring Origins.
@CHESHIRES_SMILE9 жыл бұрын
Reese R well here's the thing i had really high expectations for origins after playing city. so i payed full price 60 bucks for it. to this day it's the only game that has crashed my xbox. During development the game was being hyped up so much that i was expecting it to ne on par with city and it wasn't. didn't add anything new or interesting. the only reason i played it was because i payed so much for it. thats what ruined the series for me having to play it every day not because i was having fun but because it cost me money i wasn't getting back.
@SerPinkKnight9 жыл бұрын
Woolie thinks no one would talk because they know Batman won't kill them. Woolie, you'd be amazed at how much control you have over someone when you're holding their broken arm in your hands.
@flipsilog_Gaming9 жыл бұрын
Any body remembered plague's short animation of TBFP of LA Noire when Matt said "where's scarecrow?!" The part where batman motorboating that lady's boobies
@Solqueen869 жыл бұрын
And sometimes with the Joestar crew you get your ass robbed, tied to a large rock upside down and a sigh next to you that says "Do not help me" while they laugh at you....Poor ZZ
@blitzkriegdragon0139 жыл бұрын
Why do people say that City's ending made no sense? There are some questionable motives sure, but the plot was overall smooth. SPOILER Also, who cares if Jason is the Knight? Jason being a full time villain in the comics is one of the only interesting thing they had ever done with the character. It was stupid that they changed it at all.
@JeedyJay9 жыл бұрын
Adron Duell Use line breaks, dude - spoiler warnings are worthless without them.
@blitzkriegdragon0139 жыл бұрын
Jeedy Jay Good now?
@JeedyJay9 жыл бұрын
Adron Duell Excellent.
@anon1232149 жыл бұрын
There's a few robins guys, and there's a few rood hoods as well. Almost in order: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian, and the two new robin females. The red hood they have playable is Jason Todd.
@magickoopa249 жыл бұрын
I think it's good to point out that Rocksteady only worked on Asylum, City, and now Knight. Any other games in the Arkham franchise (Origins, Blackgate) are made by WB Montreal, who were the ones to favor dlc over updates and will probably pick up the Arkham franchise now that Rocksteady is leaving to do their own thing. In relation to how dumb the plots have been getting in the Trilogy...I'm not surprised. They have a game to make, and the writer needs to wrap the scenarios around them, not the other way around (I assume that's how the games work anyway). Thus, things get stupid when it's not the Animated Batman writer doing it. I'm still gonna enjoy the games, though.
@Takuexl19 жыл бұрын
Ironically, the worst game had the only good story. (Not that I have anything against Asylum's story. Its just kinda nothing, which I can appreciate.)
@BlueScarabGuy9 жыл бұрын
Takuexl1 Yeah, I have the same problem with Asylum that I do with Metroid Prime 3: Corruption. You build up all this cool stuff, and then when you beat the final boss and solve the problems, Batman/Samus just drives/flies away with a thumbs up to Gordon/that general guy all like "mission accomplished", and then the credits role. That's probably the reason why Asylum is probably my least favorite in the series (other that Blackgate, which I haven't played, but there's no way it could be GOOD), even less than Origins. Arkham City's plot, dumb as it could be at times, still felt like it MATTERED. And Origin's story was legitimately good (hey, we actually made Bane an interesting character this time!), despite that Conroy and Hamill didn't reprise their roles. The only PROBLEM with Origins' story is the whole "You thought Black Mask was the villain, but it was me, Joker!" thing. Everything else was pretty good. I think, personally, Knight has the best story out of the entire series. It's got tremendous performances by all the actors (and being able to see Gordon, Alfred, Barbara, and the rest's faces during dialogue, rather than just hearing them over the radio, is really nice). And the ending scenes of the game (after the reveal of who the Knight is and the subsequent "boss fight") are really awesome, and bring a real sense of finality.
@Takuexl19 жыл бұрын
BlueScarabGuy I actually like Asylum's story, or at least I like what they did with it. Asylum's strength was that it was a very tight game; no excess, no waste. The same could be said about the story. It didn't risk anything, but it also didn't screw anything up. I can appreciate Knight's scale, but, personally, there are some things that I just can't get over, primarily how the knight always just sounds like hes trowing a temper tantrum, and that there is practically nothing to Scarecrow besides gloating. It did do some very important things very right though.
@BlueScarabGuy9 жыл бұрын
Takuexl1 Yeah, the Knight wasn't one of Troy Baker's best performances. But to be fair, goons around Gotham talk about how he never talks about anything BUT Batman. So a constant barrage of "You're gonna die Batman! Why aren't you dead? I'm gonna kill you!" makes some sense from a characterization standpoint.
@BlueScarabGuy9 жыл бұрын
Takuexl1 and honestly, even if it was a hair one a dimensional, I appreciated how legitimately scary Scarecrow was. In the Animated series, he always seemed somewhat comedic to me, and in Batman Begins he was kind of nothing. You have to admit, John Noble nailed that performance.
@JoshTheREfan9 жыл бұрын
I totally wouldn't mind seeing a playthrough of this. Fun video.
@Goddamnitiwantaname9 жыл бұрын
The game isn't even on Steam anymore. The port to PC was an incredible assfest like Union level disaster. And by the way: You two smugs. Maybe he doesn't murder you. But I PROMISE you, if someone came by your houses every year from now on and breaks your limbs. You won't go: "Oh it's you again. Yeah go along just do your thing."
@Cheddar-Goblin9 жыл бұрын
I love opening a video and immediately hearing woolie moaning about things
@thuzan1179 жыл бұрын
Poison ivy is funny because she's a villain that loves plants but she lives in a fucking CITY!! why isn't she just in the rainforest, she'd pretty much be god there. Also I love the idea of a villain which can be defeated with fucking roundup.
@geneirai9 жыл бұрын
woolie and matt underestimating how much a broken bone hurts.
@TheSaltyRice9 жыл бұрын
Gotta be honest. Was kinda disappointed when i read its Matt and Woolie and not Matt and Pat.
@BESM19849 жыл бұрын
Hans Gruber And it only makes me smile Hans!!!
@alseid87099 жыл бұрын
Hans Gruber Hey at least it wasn't Matt and Liam Pat and Woolie best team everything else pig disgusting
@sanyadek9 жыл бұрын
Hans Gruber You need to buy the Pat story DLC.
@Arsene489 жыл бұрын
Hans Gruber Pat doesn't like Comics... do you want 30 minutes of him talking about how he doesn't like comics? Are you just a masochist?
@Killjoyreign9 жыл бұрын
Devon Barr Matt loves comics so much... wouldn't Pat be perfect?
@crapnuggets2028 жыл бұрын
Woolie's laugh at the Oracle joke near the end is wonderful
@dasmause56829 жыл бұрын
"They told us we can't release the same game over and over, they called us crazy but we proved them wrong!" - Rocksteady motto
@ItsTheFizz9 жыл бұрын
1:26 - I can't imagine what the SBF's reaction to this game's "twist" will be...
@d.c.stranded71349 жыл бұрын
Yeah, so anyone else ready for someone else chance to shine? I mean seriously DC is crawling with other characters prime for good games to be made: =Superman (Zone of the Enders) =Constantine The Hellblazer (Deus Ex) =Red Hood/Arsenal (Far Cry/Uncharted style 2 player co-op game) =The Rogues (PayDay 2) =Green Lantern/DC Cosmic RPG =the Creature Commandos (Warframe) =Suicide Squad (COD) I mean c'mon man!!!
@Melkac9 жыл бұрын
All of those sound awful.
@d.c.stranded71349 жыл бұрын
Unshaved Stuff Are you serious? Why?
@Hillthugsta9 жыл бұрын
D.C. Stranded The Rogues? Flash's Rogues? in the style of Payday? My money, sir. Take it.
@_ArmIa9 жыл бұрын
A Suicide Squad game- or even a Villains United/Secret Six game- would be the fucking shit if they did it right.
@CaptainDoomsday7 жыл бұрын
Just make a Flash game that's really a reskinned Sonic game.
@Wruce_Bayne6 жыл бұрын
The audible attack button mashing makes me giggle
@cjcskittlez9 жыл бұрын
Oh hey look they ripped off the fucking transformers games!
@giveuntocaesar53249 жыл бұрын
CJ Skittlez How? I've yet to see anything transform, and pretty much anything in the transformer games, other than the transformers themselvesm is stuff you can find done in other games.
@RainDaemonic9 жыл бұрын
Give Unto Caesar I guess he means the way the batmobile, the mix of a traditional driving mode, and a mode where you can strafe left and right due to hover wheels. That's how the vehicle forms control in the Cybertron games.
@OcarinaZombie9 жыл бұрын
The police evidence room looks like a museum Batman started by just stealing random shit from his enemies' house
@70swords9 жыл бұрын
What Mat was saying in the beginning of the video was that Assassin's Creed changes it's weapons, settings, and time period up from game to game, which is it's selling point. The Batman games are the same general combat, in the same setting, with the same characters every time. It gets stale a lot faster.
@QuesoGr79 жыл бұрын
Swordswoman It's a Batman game. Why would the setting NOT be Gotham?
@Vtubears9 жыл бұрын
Now that I noticed batman's lips are super red compared to every other character I cant unsee it. He wears more lipstick than harley
@Caidezes9 жыл бұрын
Wow. This was really bad to me. It seems like a bad Machinima video or something. You have Matt not enjoying the game and Woolie not knowing anything about it. So instead they just constantly crack lame jokes about random things. Pat should've played this.
@70swords9 жыл бұрын
Still a bad choice. Pat hates comics, mainly Marvel and DC. He would just be shitting on Batman, giving stupid trivia, and pointing out things that don't make sense. Or question why someone like Superman doesn't just come in and solve everything in a fraction of the time. Mat knows the most about comics and actually likes Batman. He tried his best. :(
@Caidezes9 жыл бұрын
Swordswoman True. But there's something about Pat that makes him more entertaining when he's not enjoying something than Matt or Woolie. Though I suppose if you had to keep Matt for the comic book knowledge, then Liam could have been the second person involved instead. Any combo other than Matt and Woolie would have made this more interesting for me.
@sashimi65809 жыл бұрын
Mat seems like he's not enjoying anything nowadays
@TheUltimateLifeForce9 жыл бұрын
Matt's a lot funnier when he's not making fun of woolie every five seconds lol
@lassengan9 жыл бұрын
i dont give a shit a bout spoilers or this game so who is the arkham knight?
@TheSaltyRice9 жыл бұрын
lassengan Superman.
@ghostfear20119 жыл бұрын
lassengan Dio Brando.
@razerkaz9 жыл бұрын
Jason todd
@nyarlathotep72699 жыл бұрын
razer kazer The fact that they lied about the Arkham Knight really pisses me off.