Cryme Tyme - The Getaway

[@AlphaHawkP]

11:40 Woolie: I gotta make another right *Indicator blinking left* I watched the Bloodborne LP and I know his cardinal direction story, but this still gets me every time.

[@ozzer2010]

It hasn't rained in the UK here for at least 5 minites

[@JDstar1708]

oliver small Update... Its raining

[@nonfinale685]

oliver small wow be careful you might catch the plague if it doesnt rain.

[@ironicugandan5826]

It's the curse of the Dreamcast it is! The one placed by James Small when it failed and was stopped being made!

[@Kalnafein]

oliver small Sounds like a terrible drought mate

[@samworkman818]

oliver small I fucking wish it was that short. We're close to hitting 30 celsius in my neck of the woods :/

[@maxumusjesus]

Crime Souls: Prepare for Tea edition

[@alice6035]

Reeks of wot

[@helios2939]

maxumusjesus Scholars of the first Tophat

[@pocketlint60]

filewulfe Try Chuu Chuu Rocket therefore Quite Something!

[@NurseValentineSG]

maxumusjesus Teaborne

[@viper32153]

maxumusjesus Praise the Queen.

[@RenovatedLee]

1:32 Cockney rhyming slang. Apples and pears = stairs Trouble and strife = wife Dog and bone = phone I have Cockney relatives, there you go Woolie.

[@E-Man5805]

Cockney rhyming slang is a real thing, not just an MF DOOM lyric? Huh. TIL

[@Roronoa2zoro]

Lee Brocklebank Rhyming slang always struck me as something you didn't learn though. Either grow up around cockneys or eat shit.

[@MantraMan2077]

E-Man5805 Fun fact: It was invented by british prisoners so the guards wouldn't know what they were talking about. The more you know.

[@pottythepirate6586]

Richard the third = turd Butchers hook = look China plate = mate Bubble and squeak = Greek Eartha kitt = shit Eartha Kitts = tits That's all I can remember off top of me loaf of bread...

[@Xocists]

Lee Brocklebank Even more cockney rhyming slang. Jam jar = car Berkeley hunt = cunt Pork pie = lie River Thames = games

[@azureoni3491]

Ohhhhh, I played this when I was 7! I was stuck on that opening driving sequence for 2 years! Then when I actually managed to do it, I found a really interesting game in there.

[@headhunter0025]

AzureONI Same here, i would just get out and whack the people with the billie club

[@azureoni3491]

Hunter I just didn't know how to follow people as a kid. It was like on TimeSplitters 2 in Neo-Tokyo. I couldn't complete that level. I just always had to run up and punch the guy I'm following.

[@azureoni3491]

FaZe Capp Fight me, ya fuckin' chipmunk.

[@Theodiorr]

AzureONI *Punches you. You go flying back.*

[@bloopertroopa2941]

That Timesplitter 2 level is actually pretty hard. The correct path to walk down was really unclear. Also, it was hard to tell what was a shooting sequence and what was a stealth sequence.

[@MESIAS_ROCKET]

Now this is how to make a game that feels like a movie, and like a Guy Ritchie movie/crime thriller to boot! David Cage has to learn a lot from this game. A truly hidden gem for the PS2.

[@maddude7161]

It's not that Woolie didn't know about the auto aim in the game. It's that he felt he could rely on his 20/20 vision to get by without it. He was wrong.

[@steve4390]

The crazy thing is that I remember the demo for this game coming in an issue of Official Playstation Magazine and it was actually this opening sequence. Sadly they didnt even finish the demo section. Awesome video!

[@OldemarFIN]

I used to own one of those red Rover 75's for at least four years. Seeing them chase one is like having an out-of-body experience.

[@Akouryo-]

The most inaccurate thing is how there isn't a Greggs bakery every fifteen feet

[@Mrmightyturtle]

Josh Watson Or a big ol' Poundland.

[@brainflash1]

Is it wise to let the guy who can't tell left from right drive? Seriously: Woolie: the directionals tell us which way to turn. Proceeds to turn the wrong way at the same intersection twice.

[@megamegapop12]

*left turn signal* Oh it's telling me to go right

[@yoursonisold8743]

brainflash1 Well he only has a problem with the words. This is a visual indicator, so he should be fine.... should be... Woolie where are you going?

[@solblackguy]

The Getaway was such an amazing game. I got it for $10 used from EB games many years ago. The subtlety and tension in the combat is epic, but a little too much subtlety in the controls makes it a pain in the ass if you run in thinking it's another GTA. I got shredded so many times in firefights and didn't even learn how to heal properly until the 4th or 5th mission. The real trick in gun fights is to play like a coward. Hug walls, creep up on doorways, sneak up on people from dark corners, and abuse blindfire to keep groups of enemies from advancing. The AI, while still dumb, is relentless and will use tactics to corner or pincer you whenever they can. Also, each weapon has its own common sense strengths and weaknesses like shotguns dominating in corridors, rifles at range and pistols being all around good. Just remember above all that Hammond is just a regular dude, not an action hero. The driving portions are a bit trickier. The indicator can be a inconsistent like giving you a direct route for chases and a roundabout one for point-A-to-point-B ones.Hell, there's times that rule will be entirely switched up getting you even more lost. Also the cars are pretty realistic requiring the emergency break to pull drift turns and the suspension being messed up on impact. Great game if put the time in to get used to the controls. I'm actually surprised it aged so well too.

[@beanie7965]

Their British accents all sound like Kano

[@ghostfear2011]

Sam Booth 'ELLO BABY!!!

[@beanie7965]

***** I've learnt all your moves Guy Richie

[@slifer875]

Sam Booth HAVE'S YOUU SEEN KANGURO JACK?

[@Gobbostopper]

Sam Booth IVE STUDIED ALL YOUR MOVES, VINNIE JONES

[@tristan62099]

CG News and Reviews I READ THAT COMMENT AS SOON AS MATT SAID THAT LINE

[@NintendoLper13]

For those of you who don't know. The intro is a song called Baddest by P-Money and Gappy Ranks. I was listening to this in class one day when my teacher asked what I was listening to. I told her the name and she started laughing because she never expected a kid like me to listen to rap. Well I promised her at my prom a mixtape. I made one for my Grad (which was yesterday.) I handed it to her and told her that the first song was baddest. She laughed and now this song brings back good memories. So thank you Best Friends for giving me this song and the memories that went with them. Spectacular as usual.

[@BadatchH]

Your accents are on point lads, never stop making fun of us

[@chiefjeef9267]

Cryme tyme: James Small edition.

[@chiefjeef9267]

***** He also likes the Dream Cast. Can we really believe anything that drunk self-shoe-hiding chap says?

[@MasterBDG701]

The Pickles One day, we can only *dream*

[@KrankuSama]

This hurt my English pride. Allow it fam.

[@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin]

GUVNA

[@KrankuSama]

deucedeuce2222 "quickly"

[@bioforce5]

How did Woolie ever survive as a game tester? *Sees red barrel with "volatile explosive" warnings on it* Nah man, that doesn't explode. I'm not even gonna try to shoot it because that obviously doesn't explode *Clearly holding two guns, makes no effort to figure out how to use both* *Has gotten out of the car once before, still thinks there is not a way to get out of the car* and lets not forget Woolie's 0/20 vision, missing everything in every game.

[@OvieKovy]

LMAOOOOOOOOO still funny as fuck

[@UberWolfy]

I want Matt and Patt to play the first Godfather game and start offending us Italians with our Conolli and our New York Pizza

[@GianniMatragrano]

TheUberwolfman Hey! My cousin pizzapasta! Whaddyou doin' on the best friends! We're gonna be late to mom's! She needs us to not drop those pizzas!

[@nonfinale685]

TheUberwolfman why the Germans do that enough as it is dont they?

[@xkeirx101]

*canolli

[@Mike0193Azul]

Gosh this brings memories of how frustratingly horrible and slow Woolie was at any game that wasn't a fighter

[@KaptinScuzgob]

id love to see Pat and Liam play a cop game, with an intro thats the opposite of the cryme tyme intro

[@chipsahoy1068]

the intro would play a,linkin park song

[@Egore]

I played the shit out of the sequel to this where it turns into a full british heist movie, I could have sworn that game had some sort of lock on.

[@zydian_]

Egores House yes, and ragdoll physics

[@Egore]

***** and penny farthings

[@Nison545]

Is this just a video game of "Mr Bean Goes to Town"?

[@nonfinale685]

Nison545 the uncut version yes

[@Pantslessbren]

Nison545 i love this.

[@erurevir]

I missed the scene of that movie that had Mr. Bean repeatedly pistol whipped in the face until he died.

[@senatorcthulu1815]

Revvy It's in the extras on the DVD. It was cut for time

[@manicchild7827]

***** Mr Bean's chin goes for a spin

[@TimelordPete]

yeah in Britain the accelerate button is on the other side of the controller.

[@BohdanOverdrive]

I love it when you make fun of our accents, it fills me with national pride, it does.

[@AngryShooter]

This game introduced me to the magic of the PS2, I have beaten it many times back then, have very fond memories of it. Too bad they didn't continue with the franchise after the second game.

[@ElwoodPlays]

I wonder if Yakuza games count as Cryme Tyme material

[@beanie7965]

Yung Chinoz oh lord aha

[@RealRabidRabbit]

Yung Chinoz GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT

[@afrohero9]

Yung Chinoz So this game is black crime? Just making sure

[@TheDabeavis]

Yung Chinoz The Getaway isn't black crime, if anything it's the whitest crime of these kinds of games. At least in The Godfather you had black shop-owners to shake down.

[@Mutusandu]

Elwood Yakuza aint some rank ass wigga shit like they play on this show.

[@SayVandelay]

For England, James.

[@_ArmIa]

THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'M FUCKING CREASING

[@HomieMaguire]

London has ghettos and hoods? Hell, i thought even the homeless would be well dressed, top hat and all.

[@JDstar1708]

The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza Im stabbing someone right now

[@danieln6613]

The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza I'm getting stabbed right now

[@nonfinale685]

The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza every second the Gang "the monarchs" led by good 'ol queen Lizy performs a smash, rape, and grab. - fact

[@TheGarfield0]

***** It'd make Tower Hamlets a more entertaining place to be for sure

[@Danbotology]

***** *Council estates and boroughs.

[@jojofeeny3730]

Letting Woolie play this was the real crime.

[@connorambler4178]

Coming from a Western part of Yorkshire, I can confirm 100% of slang-uses in this video are used frequently by 99% of the population. Keep up with the accurate demonstrations guys!

[@CyricZ]

Join us today for "Woolie and Matt Have Horrible British Accents". :-P

[@ChristianStout]

CyricZ but spot-on c̶r̶y̶m̶i̶n̶a̶l̶ Australian accents

[@erurevir]

Still better than Matt's Indian/Australian accent.

[@Manfromthenorth0551]

man i remember playing this game alot as a kid. It gets really hard in later missions. Not to mention that missions that take place inside buildings are frustrating because of the camera. but the story is actually pretty good.

[@DJTonyBarber]

This needs to be a Super Best Friends full LP. 4 bad English accents, just think about it....

[@Goffdaddy69]

***** You know that means like, leave it/don't do it, right?

[@TonyKebell]

***** Nahr mate, if you were taking the piss, I'd ask you to allow it. As in like, lay of, yeah?

[@Goffdaddy69]

Well yeah, in standard English, but the slang essentially means "don't worry" or "leave it". It's mainly a London thing though, so you won't really find it used that way in most of England unless it's to take the piss out of Londoners.

[@fiiive2the5ix]

Samurai Cop no

[@averageo2343]

+The Wizard In Black Yeah I get it, like "allow it to happen."

[@lexgaming3550]

The Getaway Black Monday was even better goddamn the nostalgia I'm feeling now I loved these games as a kid!

[@radiohostrom1230]

I want an entire playthrough of a game that takes place in the UK, so the Best Friends would be obligated to talk with their amazing accents.

[@Ilovevidgames123]

I'm really getting sick of the bizarre trope of shotgun pellets just fucking phasing out of existence 15 feet from the end of the barrel. Or, rather, since this is a British game, 4.6 meters.

[@Ilovevidgames123]

***** Don't see how that would break anything.

[@Ilovevidgames123]

***** Only if you ignore every aspect of a gun in a video game other than its damage.

[@DriscolDevil]

+alucardyoici nobody said "the same punch" but you don't need to make it seems like it just sneezes out pellets. a realistic shotgun would be plenty balanced. it's in games and often accused of being unrealistic by kids who never fired a real shotgun.

[@blah3189]

I fuckin LOVED this game as a kid - played the hell out of it

[@AlexSPQR]

The thing about your English viewers (me included) is that we all self loathe and crave disappointment so you mocking us just makes us feel so good

[@MFPICKLEO]

Nope woolie, River Thames is pronounced Tems

[@Jjchestna]

He knows

[@Mantis47]

Pickle O It's pronounced Tim Tams

[@Jjchestna]

Allow it m8

[@nonfinale685]

Angel Mitrovich Wot? nah the Queen. swear on Queen Lizy

[@aaronsolesky5373]

Pickle O Shouldn't it be called the Thames River?

[@MrGeremyTibbles]

STUDIED ALL YOUR MOVES

[@jugemujugemu4690]

Ear... to ear...

[@FunkBastid]

Geremy Tibbles C'mon baby, gimme a break.

[@hoaxslayer4244]

I thought Kano was Australian.

[@_ArmIa]

I thought that was meant to be Taskmaster. I feel like I'm having a fucking aneurysm right now

[@CoopRaccoon]

It's Team Soho that developed this game, but yeah, it is true that Brendan McNamara headed that studio.

[@paynexkiller]

PLEASE play more of this game.

[@TheMadal96]

Makes me laugh when people say "I love/hate the British accent" there's about a 1000 different accents depends on where you are

[@JeedyJay]

Angel Mitrovich Oh, it's fine when people pluralize it. When someone just out and says "the British accent," though, you can tell they don't know what they're talking about.

[@monkey368]

Pepe slays OAP Paul Blart

[@treyclaunch8081]

WE NEED FULL LP NEED

[@gyutarosan5311]

22:20 It's like Prison Breaks linear vision police guards all over again, except this time you're not gonna get CAUGHT!

[@CrypticKas]

Oh god. My dad bought this for the ps2 when it came out and I use to play it like a GTA game back then. I can't believe after all these years I'm seeing it again.

[@megaX45]

After all this time i still cant get over how good the intro is.

[@gamester091]

Honestly the mechanic of leaning against a wall to heal is actually pretty cool.

[@binarynightmare]

>Irish accent >think about the Queen Woolie further confirmed for not knowing shit about world history.

[@RagnarokAdvent]

god i can't get enough of the Cryme Tyme intro so hype

[@adamhart-dyke7646]

RagnarokAdvent Yeah. Fuck my neighbours. I crank up the bass for Cryme Tyme!

[@5002seven]

Getaway 2: He Got Away (Oops)

[@Togutas]

Kobe Jackson There's already a getaway 2.

[@Ominus119]

I cannot tell if the controls were really inverted or if Woolie forgot left from right.

[@RainDaemonic]

Ominous _ In addition to not knowing left from right, Woolie doesn't know up or down either.

[@JasynSuin]

Note to self: never let Woolie drive.

[@MasterTZA]

Never thought I would see the day when you guys touch this. What a lovely day.

[@connermacd12]

Anybody else just re-watch these videos to see that sick intro again?

[@alexandersmith1795]

What you were getting at earlier Woolie was called "Cockney Rhyming Slang" where a short phrase is created to rhyme with the word that it replaces. E.g: "Apples and Pears" - Stairs "Bees and Honey" - Money "Trouble and Strife" - Wife And many, many more like these

[@Macs899]

I love how Woolie is so good at videogames that he had TWO GUNS and never figured out how to use the second for sick gun katas.

[@gomitax92]

would sleeping dogs or triad wars count as a crime tyme video ?

[@chrismatamoros9983]

We can only hope

[@SpoofyJ]

gomitax92 Why not? They have crime in them.

[@nonfinale685]

Business Dinosaur no it has to be either super black crime, or super whit crime. no in between

[@SpoofyJ]

chris succee I can't tell if you're joking or not.

[@nonfinale685]

Business Dinosaur of course im kidding. Wigger crime is obviously the biggest part of the super whit crime and the super black cryme.

[@lazyeyedjalen9291]

That intro slaps harder than dad did mom.

[@shattywack]

Omg I loved this game when I was a kid! The graphics were so good at the time and I absolutely loved how the signal lights were the only thing direction you where to go instead of a mini map.

[@KMS2K]

I demand a full LP so that we can see more of Woolie failing and more attempts at the cockney accent.

[@olidavies8570]

Omfg guys please never stop with these accents you should do an entire episode with the accents 😂

[@FFGamer077]

This was the first time I ever screamed at my Laptop in frustration. Still love you guys and can't wait for a full LP. :P

[@titusbarca]

I played through almost all of Hammonds story without even knowing about the healing. Until the final mission on the boat, where I died about 100 times, before exploring the internets of 2002ish to finally hind a hint about the healing. I hated that it didn't even say anything about it in the game manual

[@Maxmulham]

damn i'm impressed. I didn't find out until the police station mission after dying numerous times.

[@Farmeryeti]

Woollie. Matt. Trust me when I say, that your British accents are flawless.

[@PlaidTaco]

This was a lot of fun. Would to see you both do a full LP of this one.

[@dealbreakerj1835]

As a British viewer, this was incredible to watch. 10/10.

[@MrStickmansam1000]

Holy fuck. My childhood consisted of my father and I playing this game. Thanks for playing it guys!

[@KillaK0w]

I'm trying to appreciate Matt and Woolie's jokes, but all I can think about is that super old Unskippable where they do this game. "You know what this murder weapon needs? MY FINGERPRINTS!"

[@TooMuchSascha]

I like how Woolie walked around a corner with the hostage to the side, allowing a very clear shot on him for the enemy, and then he was like "They don't care about my hostage"

[@SapphireBreeze]

"We gonna make another right!" Oh Woolie and your directional skills.

[@DuneCarrots]

man,woolie and his 40/40 vision really helped him with driving

[@docterfantazmo]

Please don't tell me there are actually people who call it the River TAMES? Hang up, I recognize that street, is this the game that had an (semi)actual map of London?

[@FightingFoodonsFan]

looking at the intro, why's there no "Law Time with Pat and Liam"?

[@adamhart-dyke7646]

FightingFoodonsFan Because Liam's under house arrest and Pat's a crack dealer.

[@cakebrin3r]

I forgot this game existed. I support a full LP its a really good game.

[@GoldyGoldmembers]

"It wants me to make another right." Turns left and goes on aboot his business. God this Woolie-not-knowing-his-left-from-right is the best. As funny as this was, Pat and Matt have the best British accent nonsense, but props for the attempt Woolie. Also, never get a drivers license, the world would never survive your shenanigans of holding up both hands to figure out your left and right.

[@ApexJaggi]

Turns left.. "Gotta make another right over here", and turns left again.. Brilliant.

[@ThomasBahamas]

My favorite is scouse like because they sound like aggressive dolphins

[@ZerberusKnight]

You want rainy britain, go anywhere in Somerset! Hell, we just had "Glastonbury" Festival (even though it's held in Pilton) and it's been heavy with the old sky droplets!

[@TheExileWolf]

That failed mission music.... how you taunted me so many years ago.

[@rasclartnumba1]

That guy was right. Never ever stop making fun of us. I feed on this level of comedy

[@outermeowven]

Truly the golden age of this channel

[@TonyKebell]

Full LP please.

[@TonyKebell]

Tony Kebell My god they didn't even make it to the first cutscene. what a shame.

[@Pantslessbren]

matt quoting the it crowd has truly made me happy

[@adamhart-dyke7646]

I'm loving the pallet of beer. I'm seeing Fosters, I'm seeing Stella, Carlsberg, Kronenberg 1664, Catlemain XXXX. That's some impressive detail.

[@Dan_the_Druid]

Woolie showing his illiteracy once again by mixing up his rights and lefts at 11:38

[@jozefdoyle4521]

i've never larfed so 'ard at people mocking me 'eritage in my loife, i 'aven't.

[@iamfadge]

this intro is by far the coolest and catchiest

[@JMarsella9]

Do Canadians tip? I always thought Americans were the only weird ones in that regard.

[@nonfinale685]

JMarsella9 no we tip. that's why the brits were disgusted by us and kicked us out of their empire.

[@AxleNo7]

JMarsella9 pokemon x taught me that every french fuck demands tips from you, so theres that

[@Grabehn42]

JMarsella9 Weird ones in what way?

[@Grabehn42]

mussolman Oh, that makes sense. I asked cuz here waiters don't get paid, unless they work in a fancier restaurant, the rest works for tips.

[@Sass_Master9000]

mussolman Because they make barely anything. They get paid way less than minimum wage because the job revolves around the tipping system.

[@Wulfsmasher]

FOOKIN LEGEND M8

[@AgressiveMonkee]

*THE HYPEST RESTING ON KZbin!*

[@atmmachine11]

I'm Canadian and when one of my teachers let cause she had to take care of her baby in grade 8, we got a teacher from Britain who's breath always stunk and said yeah at the end of every sentence.

[@dartfast]

"Going down a one way street" Starting off great there, Woolz

[@HarlequinBrishen]

Would be cool if you guys considered doing a full playthrough of this some time, brought back a lot of memories.

[@paulmarkelionisjr]

I love how woolies 20/20 vision keeps making him try to drive on the right side of the road in England

[@TheDeathReveals]

I'd love to see a full playthrough of this because of how you would react to the dialogue and stereotypes. And fuck, its R1 to autoaim! R2 is freeaim!

[@RisqueBisquet]

So, here's the thing about British protagonists and American protagonists; American protagonists are traditionally cooler than cool. They have clever one-liners, they have the crazy idea that just might work, they're the rebel who ultimately saves everything and they have perfect hair. British protagonists are almost the complete opposite. They're out of shape, they're the only sane person in a room full of idiots, and they're often at the receiving end of every shitty situation. They still win, but it'll be more of a personal sort of victory and less save-the-world kinda thing. We tend to identify more with the quietly under-rated guy than the run-and-gun action hero. There's exceptions of course (James Bond) but in general...

[@sirwinsalot]

you guys should do the sequel sometime!

[@askell5049]

They should have gotten James Small to guest star on this episode. He could tell them whether it was historically accurate and get pissed at Matt and Woolie for their accents.