Cryme Tyme - The Con

[@heavilyaugmented5308]

I forgot how hype that intro was.

[@totallynotladyzozo3281]

+Heavily Augmented I can't stop rewinding.

[@DjViceroy]

+Heavily Augmented Beat knocks

[@thepickles8833]

I almost forgot how hype the ReBoot intro used to be...

[@gdfauxtrot]

+Heavily Augmented The Skullgirls scene is a poster on SharkRobot. Totally bought that shit, it looks awesome.

[@Crxw2Tired]

The Hypest shit on KZbin

[@solrac1391]

Finally a fighting game Woolie can get behind. Winning by lying.

[@JJULLER]

+Solrac OHHHHHHHH

[@legalam]

Until Pie stealing simulator gets green lit

[@kiaiwastaken]

+Solrac During loading times, you can mash X to rapidly steal pies

[@ghostfear2011]

You ain't got to like it but the hood gon love it.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

We in there dawg.

[@estebandeloso]

Good ass song.

[@ghostfear2011]

Ma nigga.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

***** Way to brighten up my work day xD Lazy Raven makes it more perfect.

[@ghostfear2011]

Nice to see I make you-Zzzzzzz.

[@HanMasho]

Look at that buttery smooth 17 frames per second.

[@louiesalmon3932]

Simply cinematic.

[@thatonedude675]

The moment Woolie has the ability to choose whether to win or lose, he of course chooses to lose. The Woolie Way if there ever was one.

[@aperturesciencegames]

+alucardyoici  YEAAAAAAAAAAAH Can you feel the failure? ITS COMIN!

[@Tearonex]

Woolie went from, "Ugh, Matt what is this?" to "MATT WHAT IS THIS!?"

[@phoenixsplash135]

this is the best thing ever. whoever made the con system needs to make a wrestling game asap

[@RGT85]

Cryme Tyme is my favorite series from you guys. By far. Love these.

[@idon896]

Woolie and Mat must've paid top dollar for those Skullgirls.

[@Crusader820]

+Your Next Line is It would have been worth every penny.

[@darknessvamp]

They needed that indiegogo cash!

[@yahavbak]

+Crusader820 not after the panty nerfs

[@Derodek]

I am so so dissapointed that the video didn't end with Mamma Reina bursting back into frame going "I CONNED MY OWN DEATH". I want every inch of this game to be lies and hustling! I want to open up my PSP to find only cobwebs and dust where the disk was! I want the very cashier that sold me this game to have conned me out of buying the game! THE CON

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

I want to find out my mom brought it but she borrowed the money from someone and when you think you've found the truth, it's revealed that she got it for frwe THE CON

[@Ohnonoki]

The spiders do a synchronized dance.

[@thedeadwookie25]

+Misaka Mikoto Oh there you are again, lovin the style keep it up

[@thepickles8833]

Sounds like that Spider Bake Sale is going well then.

[@mmazingace]

+Misaka Mikoto [*BRAWL] [*CON] [*GOODS] [*DIVE]

[@EpitaphxOfxGungnir]

_"Want some Spider Crack? It's only 9999g. You need this shit."_

[@sproingle]

I just saw you on disco heats vid damn it misaka

[@lodestarrobot]

How many crymes can you commit in the frozen tyme?

[@EpitaphxOfxGungnir]

We definitely need an Urbanized Jojo. _"Pockets?! IT MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND! Let's stomp this nigga!"_

[@TotalDeathGuy45]

+Epitaph of Gungnir Isn't that basically Part 6? Like, they start in a Prison! And there's a Mexican chick with boob pockets in it!

[@EpitaphxOfxGungnir]

marco Nah, _Stone Prison_ was more along the lines of, _"Why the fuck isn't there lesbian bondage already?!"_

[@TheEarthSheep]

+lodestarrobot How long have you been sitting on this, waiting for them to upload a Cryme Tyme?

[@soakthemilkman]

+lodestarrobot *Conmit

[@DevonPalmer98]

I can not describe the pure joy I felt when I saw it was a new cryme time.

[@hypergenn]

I love Woolie's laugh. It's literally the best thing ever

[@Regnart_Seht]

Wait a minute... Dr. DOA... as in dead on arrival? What... what does that even mean? "Paging Dr. DOA, we need you!" "Uh... um... guys... he's dead. He's dead on arrival. They're always dead on arrival. What do you want me to do?" "Ah, lost another one Dr. DOA? Well, better luck next time." "Wha- you guys... you guys keep giving me the ones that are already dead... what... what... why..."

[@nunyabusiness7942]

This is the best intro for any series they have ever done, it always makes me happy to see it.

[@BrainAbsoluteZero]

this is how wrestling games should be made. selling the moves to the crowd and ensuring that entertainment level remains high.

[@RunningBlade2184]

I don't think there's anything that gets me more hyped than when I see they've uploaded a cryme tyme video

[@ZyraTheJinx]

Woolie proving he knows how to con people out of their cash

[@codafett]

This game is lowkey hype as fuck.

[@JtTheGreatSchism]

These two making the, Temmie get money for college, song reference killed me. Money on my mind.

[@SquiboTheHomey]

I KNOW

[@jediknight4951]

Cryme Tyme is why I listen to P-Money now. Doing good for the gangsta community as a whole. Thanks guys.

[@richtofenrules91]

I don't think Woolie understands how odds work

[@bomric1788]

23:50 You guys should know that there's a famous ancient script by one of the saints that describes Jesus as the most powerful wrestler and how he sat in the middle of the ring and beckoned the Romans to bring their best torture. This is a real fucking thing.

[@SuperColdChaos]

Jesus as TJ Combo was what killed me this Cryme Tyme. DLC outfit for season 3? Come on, Matt. You're friends with Max, and he works for Killer Instinct.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

The story of Nona Dukes, the illegitimate daughter of Rage, fighting to live up to the hype of her dad so she may one day defeat him in the ring of combat

[@vinylvids2011]

+Pathfinder Savant So basically a gender swapped Black Grappler Baki... FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

YEAH. IT'S TYME FOR SOME CRYME. *_Whips out 3 Uzis_* Who's with me!?

[@SquiboTheHomey]

*Whips out some Crepes* Crepe time bitches.

[@thepickles8833]

Totally Not Lady Zozo Zozo truly is the *THUG DIZZLE*

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

all yeah boy

[@DarknessViper99]

Wait, where you holdin' the 3rd Uzi? Actually, I don't think I want to know the answer to that.

[@DrakeVagabond]

+Swagbito Uchiha can I just get my coffee please?

[@Gobbostopper]

Finally, a game where Woolie is rewarded for lying and hustling.

[@cglennjr]

Now I can't stop seeing Jesus powering up DBZ style

[@Umberman]

Cryme Thyme should be a gangster cooking show

[@daevious_]

CRYME TIME OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE, CONS OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE, EVERYTHING'S COMING OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE

[@christophersmith5996]

oh watch out watch out watch out rko outta no where

[@daevious_]

matterking1 MORE LIKE STRAIGHT OUTTA WOOLIE HOLE.

[@AlmaAwakened]

I want "Temmie need money for college!" to become a permanent thing so badly.

[@2x4noah]

That on the third day bit was amazing

[@robertlaforest3291]

that aesop reference was right on time! thank you for that. (i was going to say that i was surprised to hear it but, i wasn't really when i thought about it a little more.)

[@KidoO7g]

i'll never grow tired of this freaking intro !!!

[@totallynotladyzozo3281]

*Hears intro starts twerking*

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Hmm. Is the appropriate bootay being used?

[@totallynotladyzozo3281]

AfroMetalMizu Maybe...

[@maddude7161]

+Totally Not Lady Zozo NO! STOP! YOU'LL SCARE LIAM!

[@SquiboTheHomey]

+Maddude CAN'T STOP THE 20 LBS!

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Totally Not Lady Zozo Trick question. There's only one ;P

[@Darksoul9669]

Why wasn't this in the Shitstorm? I mean just look at these monster designs, they're amazingly scary.

[@MrGeremyTibbles]

MUH FRAMES

[@SawedOffLaser]

+Geremy Tibbles The framerate happened on occasion.

[@Psycosis13]

+BaneDain fuck Blightown,the frame rate died so hard.

[@விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்]

You PC people just can't appreciate the breathtaking cinematic 15 FPS can you?

[@hantront]

+விஷ்ணு கார்த்திக் Just look at it like slowmotion.

[@YadonTheCat]

+Geremy Tibbles MUH 4CHAN MEMESPEAK

[@MagoDSnowman]

THE HOOD CALLS FOR MAH NAME BABY! *CRYME TYME IS BACK!*

[@megsandy7951]

Can I just say by far the best intro they ever had so far.

[@ArcRay20]

god damn i hope Cryme Tyme never ends. its always the dumbest or badly made games and they are always gold.

[@ryanheilman3807]

I think this would have made a legit LP. Lots of cool ideas

[@TheVader2]

The hype intro to Cryme Tyme fills you with determination

[@jakeweese942]

Look a new cryme tyme comes out on my birthday, thank you super best friends. Now if only we could get a 2 best friends play wwe 2k16. Book it Vince!

[@RambalinRal]

Am I the only one that wants more Matt and Woolie Cyrme Tyme Bible Stories?

[@Uftalo]

WE BACK IN THE STREETS WITH SKULLGIRLS IN THE SHEETS!

[@peterquill9543]

Can't wait for the animation of Matthew, Luke and Paul Crip Walkin

[@HawtDawg420]

I really like the direction the developers were going on this!

[@cheesuscrust3148]

"Woolie you're in every scene!"-Matt McMuscles2015 That made my eyes hurt from the crying out in laughter I did when I heard this. It's good to be alive.

[@PureMetalDragon]

Excuse me, Mr Terry Boghart, but how are the super moves in this game? BURNING!

[@albertjester]

You thought the selectable characters would include dio. BUT IT WAS ME! DOA!

[@jjj7790]

15:27 Jesus this is a weirdly placed Undertale reference. I love how Matt starts singing the shop song. I really want to hear a heavily edited Hiphop mix of the Tem shop theme now for Hustler Temmie.

[@EdenMaster8]

Woolie’s gonna pull the biggest con despite not being able to read odds.

[@AwesomeNightman]

I never wanted a full LP as much as this.

[@-hyphen-21]

I'm shocked that I want a full LP of this. Kayfabe: The Game. The most interesting fighter I've seen since Dong Dong.

[@LukeArticTimberWolf]

YES THIS GAME WAS ONE OF THE ONLY PSP GAMES I WOULD PLAY! Good job digging this one up guys!

[@TF141anvil]

I'm so pumped! I thought this series was over. Also, full lp

[@juniorjunior5884]

Cornfed, the greatest hero. The only shining light in all this darkness.

[@Pooky1991]

Man i've been watching that intro on loop!

[@SpoofyJ]

Aaah, good to see this series get another entry.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Holy Corpse Parts, look at dem frames per second! Are they trying to fight within the frozen time?

[@THeKallOfCtulu]

There should be a stand that makes others perceive the world as if its moving at a super low frame rate. It would be Pat's final boss

[@urekmazino6519]

The Episode where Woolie almost laughed himself to death. Got on it Cranky

[@tristanc365]

Was a permanent game on my memory card, 200mb of greatness

[@Shellhitsky]

22:48 "I've never read" Woolie, 2015

[@colonelsanders4937]

Finally! It's Cryme Tyme baby!

[@pirajacinto4]

Oh my gawd. Woolie never heard of this game?!? This was like one of the main PSP games that really interested me back then! WOO!!

[@keystrix3704]

I can jut hear Pat vomiting out of his eye sockets.

[@IngloriousGun]

That ending was giving me flashbacks to Woolies competitive fighting days

[@joeysingingchannel]

You can hear the deep Woolie breaths at the beginning as his blood pressure rises.

[@MrBackwardsforwards]

this has to be the best cryme tyme yet

[@ericafinch7841]

I just noticed that Pat and Woolie are making it rain on Peacock in the club during the intro. HMMMMMM

[@ericafinch7841]

Yeah, mistype

[@DrakeVagabond]

Rage sends Finance, the master of Con

[@Gargoyle_Guy]

That hardcore hip hop jesus bit is my new favorite for sure.

[@bdeamon1]

this was one of the 5 games i had on my psp when i was a kid, ah the memories

[@JJ_1x]

After watching the intro I had to look up and download the song, its pretty dope haha

[@Ricrayn]

This was really entertaining, a full play through would be sweet.

[@hughjego4493]

This is an interesting concept with a surprisingly solid looking little fighting system.

[@hughjego4493]

I also love how into this you guys ended up getting, didn't see that coming.

[@SuperMathsBeaver]

Jesus for Rustlemania 2016!

[@BlackMage666]

THIS IS AMAZING! WE NEED A FULL LP!

[@colordrop7392]

the frames we've lost... the textures we've lost... it's like they're all still there... you can feel it too, can't you?

[@MeatXsuperreal]

Hahaha oh man I remember playing this before Def Jam. Fatal mistake on my part but it's good to see you guys play it.

[@tricksterhuaun]

Man, did I miss this intro! Rest In Peace 2Snacks

[@Koyol]

Woolie normally hates Cryme Tyme but he's loving this one.

[@AshkanKiani]

I always watch the whole intro because of how pure fucking hype it is.

[@N00BSYBORG]

I will not be satisfied with the next Punch Out unless we get a Doc Louis hustle mechanic now.

[@Dorumon281]

The world calls for Cryme Tyme, no greater bling, no just flows

[@TheJaranggigi]

Wow, why were black people so ahead of the curve on Muay Thai? Cryme Tyme is the only place outside of fighting games where I hear about the science of 8 limbs and even IN fighting games they sometimes forget or omit it. Thanks for keeping the Nak Muay spirit alive Def Jam Records!

[@SadistSerpent]

YO YO YO. WOOL-I-E AND MATT GASPARD IT'S CRYME TYME (BROOKLYN BROOKLYN)

[@fivedollardes7739]

BACK TO THE GOOD PLAYTHROUGH

[@mangajoe]

Rocky is always pulling Woolie into strange underground fighting organizations.

[@PinkManGuy]

Those con mechanics are actually genius. I gotta get my hands on this shit.

[@franciscoc905]

this is where sprung came from, too hype for this

[@TiberiumWhores]

Hearing them quote Hail Mary Mallon made me so happy.

[@louisb.b4327]

if plague doesn't animate that cryme tyme jesus rant i'm gonna be very dissapointed

[@MaskedHeroLucky]

I'm so happy you guys have heard that Temmie mash up.

[@keilenhardy6174]

GOSH FUCKING DAMNIT! THIS IS STILL ONE OF MY FAVORITE INTROS OF ALL TIME. THIS AND THEIR PODCAST OPENING(i know kirby). THESE TWO INTROS ARE THE ONLY ONES I RE WATCH. AGAIN AND AGAIN. DAMNIT PAT WHY AREN'T YOU THIS COOL. Hold someone's at my door. *gets up and walks to the door* Hel. . .*Pat breaks down the door and kicks my ass* S-sorry . . . *dies* "Well now I'm bored," said Pat.

[@GSP413]

Busta-Woolie back from the Dead, doing his favorite pass time: CRYME TYME

[@tefirez8975]

if dangan can get a full lp good God this deserve one too

[@sweepingtime]

*hears Maximillian screaming with joy with Bennie barking his head off*

[@R0B1NG5]

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