Cryme Tyme - True Crime: Streets of NY

[@LittleMountain90]

10:33 I feel like that's the kind of description an evil sorcerer gives of a spell. "It kills the target, but leaves just enough of his soul lingering in this world that his wife will feel extra sad!"

[@Kektus1]

Deliciously malicious.

[@phoenixsplash135]

Im gonna make orphans of his children Uh, you know they do have a mother champ Yes, but i would imagine that she would die of grief

[@LittleMountain90]

phoenixsplash135 Reminds me of a line from something else: "Out of the 10 people who've ever tried this, 13 died." *Dubious looks from listeners* "I should mention 3 spouses died of grief."

[@MrGeremyTibbles]

SHOW ME THE DIRECTIONAL MOVES, SON

[@Speeef]

If only Terry could have showed us his (Directional) Moves.... Later, Buddy.

[@notwhoyouthink1]

TONIGHT, YOU, SON

[@Pwna3e]

Basically Captain Falcon's dad

[@GoScience123]

Oh my god, your profile picture was *meant* for that comment

[@alphaalfalfa501]

TEST AIN'T OVER YET

[@anthonyward8606]

I love how "Don't Fear the Reaper" is playing as they run over pedestrians in the park.

[@TheWhitestZangetsuYouKnow]

If only they hit them in rhythm with the cowbell.

[@joeysingingchannel]

it really matches Matt's benign homicidal tendencies for sure.

[@SergioSource]

20:01 "It's a belt" Woolie, I...

[@infernos33]

That's no belt. Definitely not a belt.

[@TheSnapshotKing]

I was going to comment the same thing. Woolie... That's a... nevermind... just recede back into your hole.

[@no1important777]

its a gag! what kind though, regular red ball. hollow to allow moans to escape. maybe inflatable?

[@mrmakiman]

*"It's a turkey"* - Pat -

[@Tanerion]

no1important Maybe it's a cute pink one like mine :3

[@averageo2343]

*Woolie with two hot bisexual girls* "Wear this? There's no way this will fit around my waist. Why is there a ball on the back? Ohhhh is this like Easter Bunny cosplay?! That's kinda hot I guess."

[@Sutairu_Masuta]

Okay, I can understand what the Russian guy is saying. "Ey, ty kuda pryosh?" - "Watch where you're walking!" "Ty cho delaesh'?" - "What are you doing?" "Ostorozhno!" - "Careful!"

[@aquatictoaster]

Get out of here stalker.

[@Sutairu_Masuta]

Aquatictoaster Cheeki-breeki v damki!

[@majorsytreetlynxtheheroofa8822]

CYKA

[@commanderbuttface6990]

I always forget how fucking AMAZING the 2snacks animation for this series is!

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

YEAHEAHEAH THEY ACTUALLY ARE PLAYING TRUE CRIME ON CRYME TYME IT IS THE PERFECT

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

Also fuck you guys for being racist to Russians, I'm fucking Russian! I swear once I finish these 5 bottles of vodka you're getting it Matt and Woolie!

[@DanielAvelan]

StrawberryDonutKing get ta here, stalka.

[@ProfesserLuigi]

StrawberryDonutKing Yeah, finish that vodka. That'll give you the light buzz you need to fight two men at once.

[@PureMetalDragon]

That part in Central Park with Don't fear the Reaper playing was hilarious. I like to imagine Markus just cruising along, lost in thoughts as he listens to BOC, oblivious to the dozens of civilians he just ran over.

[@SkelterHelter]

Am I the only one who really likes this game? It had some really awesome missions, you could choose the which set of missions to do, load of side activities, huge city with load of cars to buy, YOU COULD LEARN TO FIGHT KUNG FU MAN

[@fallouthirteen]

I liked it. With the random searches and random crimes it gave you a lot of stuff you could just do if you wanted to. After finding out Sleeping Dogs was originally supposed to be True Crime 3, I was kind of disappointed with everything this game had that that didn't.

[@MhnFive]

Ducking loved this game

[@nonfinale685]

filled, with bugs, bad voice acting aside from the main characters, stereotypes its characters, horrible story, released the wrong build for the xbox resulting in a bug where you couldn't progress, no exit mission button, and delayed the seaqle sleeping dogs. if you want a good cop game, for the xbox, get true crime la, it's much better

[@BrunstadEx]

I love this buggy as shit game, I remember playing it a lot when I was younger.

[@nonfinale685]

fallouthirteen you mean good gameplay, good story, fun activities?

[@kerringtoncrockett-eans3039]

That intro was AMAZING!!! Chillin' with the Skullgirls! YAAASSS!!!!

[@blueatomsk]

"It's a belt" No Woolie, it's not a belt, you poor naive black man with your innocent mind.

[@lordpyromon]

Two years later I'm watching this and I nearly had a heart attack from laughing so hard.

[@StBurkeINC]

Any excuse to use that intro is a good one

[@sandmasterflex]

It's so hype!

[@fillerdmon9270]

This Introduction is *too* hype. I'm wet.

[@LCFTW93]

yes! what song or artist is that?

[@Ajsimsa]

LCFTW93 P-Money - Baddest You're welcome :)

[@LCFTW93]

Axl Jenkins thanks!!

[@DeimionWolf]

oh my gosh, they are actually playing this! so much nostalgia

[@OnSolThree]

That awkward moment where two different people think a ball gag is a "belt."

[@13DUH]

A guy putting earplugs in is the most realistic thing I've seen in a shooter

[@Moliminous]

20:10 yep that's a belt, that's what I told my mom

[@lugialover09]

As a very white, very middle-class teenager, I greatly enjoy watching these videos. They remind me that I could have worse, more inaccurate opinions about how "the hood" operates.

[@MalisinECila]

In GTA, if you kill someone, the police will arrest you. In True Crime, if you kill someone, nothing happens because you're a cop. Just like in real life.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

I wish more black guys did slow mo zero shifting dodge moves.

[@SpoofyJ]

We'd do it more often, but it requires a full meter of Purple Drank to pull that off.

[@dollenrm]

Ray Gun Jockey is purple kool aid just as good? Or does it only give you half meter?

[@SpoofyJ]

Ryan Dollenmayer Kool Aid is too official, it's gotta be that imitation brand stuff. The more hood the drink is, the more potent the effect will be.

[@dollenrm]

Ahh I see were goin for the jungle juice ....classic choice

[@ProfesserLuigi]

Ray Gun Jockey They sell Orange Drank at the local K-mart over here. Is that close enough? Or does that just fill up your health meter?

[@aphexgothicc]

i like that they chose the buggiest version of this game to play

[@ridethewindd44]

18:55 Good call Matt, Deena (The lady) is actually voiced by Mariska Hargitay who played Olivia Benson on Law and Order That Scott Pilgrim allusion was so well timed!

[@thunderphoenix440]

Hey guys, thanks for working so hard for this, for this and the Machinima episode. We all really appreciate it.

[@Cal6009]

Woolie pretending he doesn't know a ball gag when he sees one...

[@Furymgs3]

Nothing more terrifying for a criminal than seeing a cop car just surface from the depths.

[@misfire33]

"Sir, your sanity is under arrest."

[@Furymgs3]

***** Well, "Woolie is a mer-monster" confirmed in the Castlevania vid.

[@Innocuouswolf]

Hands down, my favorite video they have EVER DONE.

[@TheSecondOne123]

19:57 A belt? How adorable.

[@MrCompassionate01]

Best Cryme Tyme yet, me and my friend were laughing so hard it hurt.

[@OldIronJohnson]

That was legit Russian, pronounced pretty well too. It translates to "What are you doing?", "Where the fuck are you going?" and "Careful!"

[@disasterzstruck]

Crime Tyme never fails to bring back my childhood. This game,Narc,25 To Life,187 Ride Or Die,I played em all :D

[@jeannedarc7751]

I always get more and more hyped when I see the cryme time intro.

[@Alpha00Fox]

I laughed harder than I ever have in any Two best friends play video. Great job! Podcasts are hype as shit too.

[@Abon666]

You should play True Crime: Streets of L.A. That game was basically Saints Row before Saints Row was a thing. It gets absolutely batshit insane towards the end.

[@hylian726]

Opened the video just to hear the sick theme, but DAMN this was the best Cryme Tyme so far!

[@TheWhitestZangetsuYouKnow]

Cryme Tyme AND WWE2K15 filled with Chris Benoits?! Can the Universe survive this much Hype?!

[@VaThUs]

Too many skeletons to handle. 2spooky5me.

[@dollenrm]

I'm spurting Liam milk everywhere with unsupressed hype!

[@kainelobos8863]

I can't stop laughing. So many Benoits...

[@Pokemen396]

If we were able to survive Skullgirls AND Shovel Knight the same day, then we can survive anything.

[@SonicReverb77]

I thought a Benoit was one of those little doughnut like French things you get covered in powered sugar

[@vyxxer]

I actually own this game. It's not too bad of a GTA ripoff. There is a dumb/awesome bossfight with a samuria in this for some reason.

[@vyxxer]

Ohh and the bossfight is at the top of a skyscrapper.

[@brandonchadwick2442]

nono man you're thinking of streets of LA

[@gustavod.4795]

brandon chadwick Yeah, he is. And its totally rad.

[@fallouthirteen]

Plus I liked the weapon selection. You eventually unlock some non-lethal weapons to use like a beanbag shotgun, stun gun, and a tranquilizer rifle.

[@nonfinale685]

brandon chadwick no he's right

[@rh1ino]

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one creaming myself when there's a new episode of this.

[@Tuschi17]

Boy... Sleeping Dogs really took this to another level. No wonder they didn't want to call it True Crime: Hong Kong....

[@Sandwich1414]

Already great with amazing Jay-Z references and Woolie referencing So Appalled. I hope all these mid 2000's crime games just never run out, we need to retroactively make more.

[@PozitiveBalance]

I can't get over how awesome that intro is haha!

[@Gman2486]

I like that first one better, mostly cause you fight a dragon.

[@WildcardGrey]

***** you made my day

[@MhnFive]

***** I swear, True Crime was the predecessor to Saints Row 3 and 4.

[@MhnFive]

1Diddums Not a dragon my friend, but a Viking Ship that shot balls of fire at you from an Opera stage, and this only happens after you defeat the gunmen that are flying by on their chariots...

[@maddeninggamer]

I still can't get over how hype that intro is

[@Natakupl]

After watching this video I think all the cops need body cameras.

[@MhnFive]

When you see some of the shit pedestrians pull in this game, cop behavior is completely validated.

[@Natakupl]

Mhn Five That sounds a lot like victim blaming. Kappa.

[@flippedoutkyrii]

Mhn Five As someone who got very far into the game when it came out, it only gets worse. Especially when people start waving around home-built flamethrowers and prostitute brawls quickly become gladiator arenas spreading several blocks. Makes you wonder how the damn city isn't a smoking crater yet :/

[@MhnFive]

flippedoutkyrii I'll never forget this. I was bored and wandering the streets of NY, when I stumbled across an Art gallery. I had no idea an art gallery was even in the game so I spent about 6 minutes hanging out inside. After the 6 minutes of relaxing sightseeing a man with a home-built famethrower ran in and set the place ablaze. I believe I got him, but I'm still unsure if wither I died from the fire or the following explosion.

[@nemoguy]

Yo thanks guys for uploading this

[@TubeYouTricky]

Every time. Best intro every. I watch it about five times, every time.

[@Skip_Jaymz]

This game was my favorite game at one point. a full LP would be so hype.

[@glasyalabolas621]

20:01 Oh, Woolie, that's not a belt, that's a ball gag! You silly goose, you.

[@AlmightyRocko]

well i just sat at my desk yelling "Yoooooo" for a couple mins

[@GeekBattalion]

For those who haven't played the game, the Russian guy is nothing. Just an unknown enigma, lost in New York City. I wish they showed off some of the sick-ass kung-fu moves from the dojo.

[@MhnFive]

One time I was playing this game, I found an art gallery, and me being a simple little child decided to check it out. I walked in there and saw people hanging out, admiring the arts and all. I decided to do the same, so I waited there for at least 6 minutes just relaxing. After those 6 minutes, a man carrying a fucking flamethrower runs into the gallery and just starts going nuts. I managed to take him down, but the following explosion killed everyone indoors, including me. I fucking loved this game.

[@LuckeeStrikee]

@26:15 Apparently under the waters of NYC you can hear like millions of souls screaming from the afterlife.

[@briancahill9594]

Why do you think everyone there drinks bottled water instead of tap?

[@eat80babies]

Still the greatest intro ever! So pumped!

[@visoredgruntR34]

I wish they would do full let's Play of some of these Crime Time games, this one was pretty good. I remember playing this game on GameCube stealing buses going on rampages with the only penalty being points added to the "Bad Cop" meter after murdering hundreds

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

I've gotten myself into a loop of being scolded and put deeper into beat patrol. I can't get cars out of the garage, I can't use the armory, and I can't use my locker. Marcus is living the good life in my playthrough...

That fucking Blue Oyster Cult at the end

[@joeysingingchannel]

this was the bomb. I laughed so hard. never stop cryme tyme you guys.

[@Dakuu75]

I can't be the only one that thinks the intro to these is always the best part, lol.

[@TheTsugnawmi2010]

I thought this series was a one-time thing so I'm really glad to see it come back

[@hairypancake]

They have 3 or 4 other episodes of it

[@TheTsugnawmi2010]

hairypancake no i mean I thought all those were done at once and that was all a one time thing

[@ohmphelgm]

TheTsugnawmi2010 Like Rustlemania, the Shitstorms, or the Super Best Friends months, but spread out more?

[@DevonPalmer98]

Cryme time and a wrestling video in the same day, dreams do come true.

[@JVarley9001]

That's not a belt, Woolie. That's a ball gag.

[@Ohnonoki]

All roads lead to Woolie's toll road.

[@briancahill9594]

It's too bad they don't lead to his Toll House cookies instead Also, I wonder what costs more: the Troll Toll or the Woolie Toll. Also-also, disturbingly enough, I just now realized that they both seem to lead to holes (0_0)...

[@Usselman]

gotta pay the troll toll, to get in

[@MrGMoney1944]

Misaka Mikoto Oh shit I went back in time to post revolutionary war America where toll roads were plentiful.

[@nkedgun1011]

Found it kinda cute How he thought that was a belt

[@SiennaBlossom420]

That scene of Matt and Woolie hanging out with the crime oriented Skullgirls characters is fantastic.

[@khaymenbrock645]

Don't Fear the Reaper while running people over. Classic.

[@TokunboAdegbuyi]

Anyone else starting to unironically love the Cryme Tyme intro music?

[@AxaFin]

ah finally True Crime! :D I've been waiting for this for a looong time :D

[@stevemcquark]

"Belt" OH WOOLIE!

[@HanMasho]

Woolie brought up 4th street and D. I shit you not, that is an actual intersection that exists in the city of Perris, California. I was driving home from work one day and I just happened to look at the street signs at a red light and there it was. I was laughing my ass off all the way home and the Capital City song was just playing over and over again in my head.

[@HanMasho]

Here it is on google maps www.google.com/maps/place/E+4th+St+%26+S+D+St,+Perris,+CA+92570/@33.7824316,-117.228769,3a,34.8y,68.97h,83.29t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sjamYOT3Ykx-_o4F1l8av4A!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x80dca1d659cbedad:0x1e9fa7d7231ca4e9

[@katieburak93]

Maybe it's a bit of a blessing for us you're playing the glitchiest version of this game.

[@Jack1095Gaming]

Oh man this game was awesome back in the day. Can't believe it's 9 years old.

[@CommanderConvoy]

"Pvt. Johnson, I'm afraid you've failed your flight test." "What? Why'd I fail, sir?" "Because.....you didn't SHOW ME THE DIRECTIONAL MOVES, SON!!!"

[@MoonShark94]

I had this for the gamecube, and I enjoyed it front to end. Though I don't remember it being this glitchy

[@MFSIMBA]

Terry is technically Kamina

[@briancahill9594]

Speaking of Kamina and police stories, check out Double K by Captain Osaka! It has Kamina and Kitan in Miami Vice! What more could you ask for?!? captainosaka.deviantart.com/gallery/?folder_name=DOUBLE-K

[@Pigeonsquall]

HYPE FOR CRYME TIME

[@yahavbak]

HYPE TYME 4 CRYME TYME

[@ccproductions5262]

I gotta be honest..I've watched this video 5 times but only for the first thirty seconds. Shout out to 2snacks

[@MichaelBielema]

Now I have a image in my head of Aquaman swimming away from NYC police cruisers somewhere in the Pacific ocean.

[@sadbady]

I love hearing Woolie say/sing song quotes xD

[@adams3627]

"I'm gonna arrest his corpse so he doesn't become a ghost" is an all-time Mattism

[@yoursonisold8743]

"I call this the JACKHAMMER!" No plz Woolie... stahp Woolie... I am already crying... I can't I cancancan't no more... It's too much. I love Cryme Tyme.

[@Wolf_._]

Man, that intro. Everytime, the hype

[@johnkramer2144]

This game is a fine blend of good ideas with bad execution but it makes for a hilarious end result.

[@newyakkocity8267]

Brilliance dynamite neon, damn that takes me back, nice trigun reference Woolie.

[@colonelsanders4937]

Yeeeess, the hypest intro is back!

[@DevoidKitsune]

That uh...that's not a belt...

[@willsmith7114]

20:02 That's no belt Woolie, that's a ball gag. Liam's innocence is wiping off on you.

[@jayroksel]

ATTENTION: CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IS IN THIS GAME. THAT IS ALL

[@jcace13]

Play the first game as a full LP already! I loved this game but after seeing this I can't remember why.

[@CyricZ]

Gentlemen, I'd love to partake of this entertainment, but there is the matter of this paper that needs to be made.

[@kingdolani]

(Woolie says the word wigger) *Sweats nervously*

[@RoboHoundGames]

You know singing in the rain added milk to their water so the rain was more visible on camera? That is exactly what the rain in this game looks like.

[@zgSH4DOW]

This is the funniest friggin video in a while xD

[@Altcomsports]

Man I know there's been like 5 of these now but still that intro is the hypest shit!!!!

[@LappyAwoo]

we need a full LP

[@albertselivjorstov1314]

Man, this is one of my most favorite games, right here :D

[@Gustobel]

I like "Don't Fear the Reaper" playing as they plow through civilians in the park.

[@RobotEthanMars]

"Am I a human DJ?!" Nailed it.

[@contratunes43565756]

Kids these days don't even know what real hip hop was like, back when thugs had Knuckle the Echidna/Max Payne air glides and default inverted cameras. Bet they don't know shit about collision bugs either. Damn the game has changed huh?

[@Acesahn]

13:15 Ok... I had to pause because I was giggling so hard I couldnt breathe XD

[@Swagnificent1991]

@18:57 Matt, you ain't wrong. That's Mariska Hargitay from Law & Order: SVU