Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs - Shitstorm 2: The Shittening

[@bananapielordiscool]

i just realised matt is just white Ice Cube.

[@keenannunes-vaz4669]

Does that make Pat Pigzibit?

[@Vilshath]

"If there was a Sonic Movie, Rush Limbaugh would play [Dr. Robotnik]." -Matt, 2013

[@CTC77]

Better than Jim carrey lol

[@ASR-Ansori]

@@CTC77 naaah

[@KageMinowara]

Coming back to this video after the Sonic movie released, I think I'm disappointed that Rush Limbaugh didn't star in it.

[@RanMouri82]

@@KageMinowara Agreed. Jim Carrey did a great job, but Rush could've brought something special to the role: a talent on loan from God.

[@Roronoa2zoro]

@@KageMinowaraAnd to think Rush Limbaugh managed to die just in time for Jim Carrey leaving the role of Robotnik. Now we have no idea who it's gonna be going forward.

[@KEC2]

"Daddy, daddy please don't kill me!" "Hey, we've all been here, right?" Tears in my eyes

[@McC0n0r]

Awwww, you guys didn't even get to the part where you see your first horrible man pig.

[@RanMouri82]

Watching in 2019 post-breakup and am extra sad Rush Limbaugh isn't in the upcoming Sonic movie.

[@magickus]

28:56 "That's probably you talking to yourself." and pat hits the nail on the head

[@StrangeAxel]

"Best meat's in the rump." -Matt Way to end a spoopy Shitstorm.

[@PXOK2]

At the end of the first Amnesia, Pat reveals that he likes ponies.

[@alazarielanderson5367]

They should've saved facecam for Dino Crisis...

[@skinnermclane4467]

Coming back to this video after watching the latest shitstorm and hearing them talk about this, it's HILARIOUS how they just 'end' this video. You can just tell that after Matt's non-joke Pat just said "FUCK it, we're done" and turned the camera's off.

[@shil4720]

The amount of times that Pat predicts twists is fucking incredible, holy shit.

[@umbysworld]

Matt's face is the best face that face cam ever faced.

[@EzPzLemnSqueezy]

Machine For Pigs? More like MACHINE FOR BAD CONTENT -Patty BoyVan, 5 storms of shit later

[@RaKeisu]

This game is just dark and bit eery...eh... Matt's face though. Friggin' cute.

[@theaceofspades56]

This geam was so milk toast. RIP Amnesia IP. We'll bury you next to the Amnesia boxart.

[@Akudi]

Man, the face-cams are unique because they offer perspective to all the times you guys say things. Matt's is better because Pat's more vocal outside of the view, while Matt seems to be just as vocal.

[@ascendedsleeper7820]

This is depressingly hilarious in light of how their careers diverged. Matt only speaks through an animated avatar and Pat streams with a camera on him all the time.

[@Billyshears1909]

I can’t believe how hard I’m losing it to dr robotniks mean bean machine

[@40101rp]

Did you know that Dr. Samuel Johnson quoted this also in Fearing and Loathing in Vegas...

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Matt really called the sonic movie. Also they called every other pop culture development ever😂

[@DapperDill]

Oh my god, Matt is beautiful!!!!

[@premiumcache6184]

Not really no

[@bigchill3315]

12:54 Pat predicted Silent hill pachinko

[@xpirate16]

I'm so glad they don't do facecam, with the interesting conversations they have they really don't need it

[@DibbzTheLoner]

Hey Frictional Games, remember all that super-positive hype that The Dark Descent garnered for you? It's all fucking gone now thanks to this unscary crate full of boring pig bollocks.

[@connyfucks]

To be fair, they didn't develop it, The Chinese Room did. Really given TCRs past games I don't know why people thought this would be nearly as scary as The Dark Descent.

[@ArcaneOmen2041]

PointlessLPs Well why DIDN'T frictional develop it?

[@i3670]

ArcaneOmen2041 because they're busy with SOMA.

[@connyfucks]

I love The Chinese Rooms work but horror isn't really their strong point.

[@HaneeFannee]

Sean Sullivan It's Amnesia but.. _~*~IN SPAaAaAaAaCEEEE~*~_

[@bencepacsko4044]

Day 20: just 6 years later we got a Sonic movie

[@lugialover09]

Wait....what? I never saw this one. O.O Facecam? What is this heresy?

[@Tearonex]

They've only done it twice and they said they'll never do it again...

[@ThePinnacleOfCynical]

+Tearonex is that counting Woolie and Steel Battalion?

[@IndustrialPelican]

They took out most of the survival mechanics in this one. Instead of the lantern being a portable light source that can be used at the cost of fuel, you instead have essentially a flashlight that never runs out of power. They also didn't include an inventory, meaning that if items were to be used in puzzles, they would have to be semi close to the area that needs it, instead of a collectible item, that can be applied to a later puzzle, or one that's farther away.

[@RobotEthanMars]

16:11 "Mexico was a disaster."

[@MRxLOKI]

Condemned: Criminal Origins had weapons and it was fucking terrifying in its day. These hide'n'seek horror games are becoming extremely boring

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

I agree so much.Survival horror should always have some kind of way to fight back the monsters.Not an effective way,just something that you have to use in emergencies or to slow the monster down.

[@Dielawn69]

​@@GreedAndSelfishnessI know this is 7 years later. But that should be the bare minimum. In the greatest survival horror games you can kill basically everything. So just being able to stop monsters isn't that far from the reat of the hode and steel games

[@NoctisAtra]

Matt predicted the Sonic movie, that's two predictions to come true out of this shitstorm

[@beardpalaces]

what was the other one? the end of the channel :(

[@OdieEsty]

"We got this to see you get spooked and you're over there yucking it up!" Exemplifies everything i love about the shitstorm

[@N3dFlanders]

Pat is the best at survival horror! It's almost like he's PLAYED this game before! (even though he never has)

[@jpmalandro3]

Just wanted to say thanks for making jumps here and there. You all are very entertaining, but watching someone walk around the same three rooms for 45 minutes can get dull. Your edits really helped keep this one going. Thanks!

[@counterc1ockwise170]

Yo ! You guys need to get the band back together !

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

I wish

[@SefirothPH]

There's such a thing as too much suspense. It drags on and on and on. The only motivation you have is to just get far enough to be scared, and it's hard to care after waiting so long without any compensation.

[@coadiemacleod3909]

Was anyone else really bored by this game? I mean One Late Night literally takes place in an office and consists of finding batteries mostly and it's more entertaining to watch than this. Honestly Mat and Pat are the only reason I'm watching this fully.

[@Danimite54]

Comix777 Don't forget the best lantern simulator either.

[@BiohazardBunney]

One Late Night Deadline is going to be amazing. Can't wait to watch Matt and Pat piss themselves over that game

[@coadiemacleod3909]

BiohazardBunney All we need to do to get them to play it is to tell Matt that there are nudies of Emma Stone hidden in the game as easter eggs. Wait can't we just say emma stone is in ___ and Matt will love it?

[@lukegillin2458]

to be fair, the thing that's supposed to be horrifying about A Machine For Pigs is not the gameplay, it's the gradual descent of Mandus into insanity, the slow twisting of the darker parts of human nature, inflated and corrupted. The pigs in-game never did anything more than give me some jump scares, but after watching the ending cutscene I was super freaked out. Maybe that's just me though.

[@lukegillin2458]

Comix777 The merit of the idea is subjective, I disagree with your opinion, however this will not go anywhere. Uh that's really not how MFP presented Manus at all. I won't argue with you about the gameplay, it was boring as fuck. I'm not defending MFP as the pinnacle of horror, the themes weren't the most original, but the story was really well realised and the themes played into the story quite well. Opinions I guess though.

[@AedanBlackheart]

"The Best meat is in the rump" Couldn't agree more Matt :)

[@Bhazor]

The writing and visual design is way better than the original Amnesia. Unfortunately Chinese Room have no idea how to design gameplay. Also the voice work of the kids is horrendous.

[@jasonfenton8250]

Bhazor Writing is worse, psuedo-intellectual bullshitery replacing a simple but effective story. Visual design I'm not sure about, it is better on a technical level, but Dark Descent really nailed the gothic ambience and produced some really great imagery with limited resources.

[@Doc_Fun]

The issue for me is that the limited resources started becoming really, really apparent as you went on and not much changed. I'm not saying it's not realistic to have drastic changes in scenery in a game confined entirely to one building, but from a design perspective it starts to wear on you a bit. As for pseudo-intellectualism, to each their own but I thought the story was very interesting, and in that department did what a sequel is supposed to do - go larger and deeper than the first. That being said, this certainly isn't a very good _Amnesia_ game, and I really don't think it should be called one. Honestly, TDD didn't leave a whole lot of room for a sequel to be made, and had this just been "A Machine for Pigs", I think it would've been more well-received (and sold about 1000x less). As it is I still think it gets a bit more hate than is necessary. Had Amnesia 2 been more like 1 people would've just wrote it off as derivative anyways. They should've just kept working on SOMA and ignored the fan hype, but they wanted to make money with their hot button license, and I can't blame them for that.

[@TooMuchSascha]

Nah son, Dark Descent's lovecraftian writing and gothic visuals knock this generic steampunk shit out the park.

[@RanMouri82]

4:22 Matt: "Oh, that would be an awesome twist!" That's what M. Night Shyamalan thought, but he was wrong.

[@andrewhead3915]

man this is super edited

[@DarkMerc]

Matt's face is priceless during the eerie moments. I love it.

[@Mouse_Lyne]

Its a horror game, its just inferior to Dark Descent. By a lot.

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

At 19:10, I love the range of expressions that passes across Matt's face.

[@matthewcasey14]

Watching this video amnisa machine for pigs video with ads playing from the Australian government saying not to feed pigs meat products to avoid creating and spreading african swine flu lol 😅

[@TheDiscipleofSlash]

I was barely aware of the gameplay because I was watching Matt's reactions. You guys are awesome!!! Keep up the good work!

[@JustinAKABiff]

9:17 - Matt using the teddy bear to show us where the bad man touched him

[@tylerkelly7098]

Matt was so proud of himself at the end.

[@jacktriesto]

I use slowcoach all the time [British guy]

[@AJPwny]

I wanna talk about sharks. No, literal sharks.

[@LBYRNTH_]

aw man, you guys should've tried the first 2 Amnesia games. this one is definitely the weakest of the titles. it's looks neat and all but, like everyone else in the comments has already said, this is basically Walking Simulator 2014: Scary Pig Edition.

[@hughjego4493]

First two? Do you mean Penumbra? As far as I knew it was only Dark Descent and this. Dark Descent gave me serious spooks but this game didn't, although it had some pretty great music and voice acting.

[@Katyamuffin]

Justine wasn't a game, it was a free DLC to Dark Descent. But yeah, you're absolutely right. They're both superior to this trash.

[@crazydiamondmlp]

Matt, jsyk the way you scrunch up your face when you laugh is super adorable.

[@HashUpAshole]

So god damn glad they didn't sell out with facecams. Facecams are shit.

[@marblejester]

HashUpAshole Facecam's a hassle anyway.

[@feist__]

+Big Mouth Smurf how is that selling out?

[@ThePivotaddict]

how is that selling out?

[@SotheX]

How is that selling out?

[@notoverwatch6991]

How is that selling out?

[@RavenhallowGrey]

I dig the facecam once in a while for the extra-spoopy games. It's pretty adorable.

[@TK0921]

I agree with Pat and the thing about controllers for PC games. The only way I would play games on my computer is if I could use a controller instead of bullshit keyboard and mouse controls.

[@The-MoonbearX]

I mean, not to sound like an elitist, but I think you're wrong. Mouse and Keyboards are simply more accurate, and having access to all buttons at once means you can perform more actions quicker.For example, unless you use a modded controller, things on ABXY (360) are unavailable while also using the right analog stick, and that's a severe draw back. I would like to also say, saying things like "X is bullshit!" just opens yourself up for abuse and starts unnecessary arguments. It could have easily been an elitist who replied to you instead of me.

[@TK0921]

Well that is your opinion and you're entitled to it.

[@Lmfaoyeah]

Tyler Knaffla "mouse and keyboards are simply more accurate" isn't an opinion, it's a fact.

[@TK0921]

Lmfaoyeah Well that's your opinion and you're entitled to it.

[@The-MoonbearX]

But the problem is, it isn't an opinion. A mouse has more versatile mobility, allowing users to go from tiny movements and corrections to big 360 spins in less than a second, and keyboard allows all keys to be pressed independently. Controller only offers the tiniest range of view movement and restricted buttons. I'm not saying everybody with a keyboard is better than everybody with a controller, but the same people given the same time-frame to learn the same game, with the only difference being the some have controller, some have M+K, the M+K people will have the advantage. For proof, just research why game developers segregate PC and console gamers.

[@FreekinEkin2]

OMG YOU TWO! I'm not even half way through and you've made two Tekken references! STOP MAKING ME SPLOOSH SO MUCH!

[@MightGuy15]

aww that was kinda dissapointing nothing scary even happened

[@arebo1]

It's a small section at the top of the screen. Surely it can't be that bad. I love looking at Matt's gloriously sculpted Canadian cheekbones while he plays. His childlike smile makes me happy.

[@briangoubeaux5360]

I have to be proud of Matt here. In the first Amnesia game, he cried like a little girl and accidentally discovered Pat's love of My Little Pony. Here, he's mostly cool as a cucumber.

[@Biodeamon]

tfw you realize that this is actually just a metaphor for child labor in the Victorian ages

[@normanred9212]

Put michael moore in that machine

[@Stuurminator]

David Cage's house is haunted, and every day a random object attacks him and he has to clumsily fight it off for twenty minutes. He thinks this is an everyday event for everyone, so he puts it in all of his games, like urinating.

[@evilemily8994]

matt smiling all the time makes me what to hug him

[@koryherrington2593]

Knowing that your light flickers when its pointing at spooky shit is a cue

[@MrHookywooky]

I personally loved watching Matts devilishly handsome face, the way the light glints of the metal stud in his eyebrow.

[@Jedislayer19]

That comment you made about computer games using controllers was spot on Pat. Makes perfect sense to me. You get the economy and efficiency of a PC game with all the fun and arcade-ness of a console game.

[@RhysClark97]

matt being super helpful in not scaring pat "its blocked by something...hopefully not a torso"

[@NFUCKINGH]

i love the matt face. i could watch this video with just the audio and matt's face

[@alexmeza9165]

"The best meat is in the rump." ~Matt 2013

[@MrDwwalle]

There is no turning back you and Liam senpai have now become intimate

[@Katyamuffin]

I also read it as "Dr. Samuel L. Jackson" the first time I played XD

[@ajrk95]

seeing matt's facial expressions when he's saying or doing something silly is the best.

[@Pigeonski]

I don't think I watched any of the amnesia footage- I couldn't stop looking at Matt's adorable face and the cute way he wrinkles his nose when he laughs :P

[@Flobinton]

man I played the crap out of RE3. I remember feeling so boss for getting B rank on hard. Love to see M&P play it.

[@NexusARC]

I can't get enough of the bestest of friends, the hype is outta control, and Pat's the Origami Killer, working in cahoots with StormFeelers. That want to harness the power of coat piles which is currently in control by the megapowers.

[@guitarplayer200]

uhg still cant get over that intro. So good!

[@khaymenbrock645]

That quote was a major chorus in a song by Avenged Sevenfold. "Bat country," is what it is called.

[@RanMouri82]

Watching this in 2020, Pat would be pissed that Amnesia: Rebirth went back to limited matchsticks. Doubt he'll play such games voluntarily, though.

[@UrobourosZero]

As Avenged Sevenfold slowly becomes my new favourite band, reading your comment only serves to bring me great joy. I know it didn't come from the song, but the song took it from something else. Even then, I still greatly enjoy many of their songs!

[@bytex666]

The voice acting in both games were awesome, and mostly the reason why I pushed forward. I wanted to know more, and hear the cool voices again.

[@coldfire0007]

we need super best friend face cam with all 4 of them in each corner. mat and pat can be playing their game while woolie is somewhere stealing pies and liam is cuddling with his anime girl pillows

[@BBLENDER]

Should be a part 2 of this. No bricks were shat during this video.

[@kingvulturo]

I lost it when the mutilated pig corpse says "The best meat's in the rump!"

[@Rebazar]

"Don't you eventually get used to hell, like when you're in the hot-tub?" made me laugh.

[@basedkojima]

a great machine built for the mass slaughtering of what he deemed to be animals (ie you and i) and his ultimate self destruction, the narrative built by the inspiration of dante's inferno (something TDD also paid homage to) and he himself becoming this cold machine he built by way of literally put himself inside of it. the entire story was about redemption and facing all 9 levels of hell to ultimate destroy himself

[@moshmachine]

Now this DEFINITELY needs a full Let's Play.

[@Scytheze]

Now I'm just sitting here trying to think of an appropriate name (maybe not so appropriate) for a song about a dude getting his head crushed on the John.

[@Unethical.Dodgson]

First part of the video: "This is a sequel, right?" Nope, not even close.

[@gmikeymon]

i love when pat talks with a french accent!! it's awesome!

[@JesseJaceThomas]

"Machine for Pigs" sounds like a bonus track on The Downward Spiral.

[@hcalmijebi]

Pat, a pram is a stroller, like the line in the Camelot song from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, "I have to push the pram a looooooooooooooooooooooooot"

[@fantagemagorical]

God Matt has the cutest laughing face. Little nose crinkle.

[@dispnin]

"It's like, you're in a hallway, and your back is toward the entire hallway." - Pat, after forgetting how he played SCP Containment Breach

[@Trofusky]

The way Mat's fuggin face changes at 19:34 is brilliant.

[@jumbolyerjoe1776]

lol at Matt practising his throwing arm on ornate chairs.

[@PleasantlyLee]

Dear Matt and Pat, a 'pram' is like a dog cage for babies that have death wheels that send babies rapidly rolling down steep hills and the term 'slow coach' was coined by convicts on the coach to prison and the death penalty, hoping that the ride would be long. English-Man awaaay *swoosh* happy Shitstorm to all!

[@PerryPlanet]

Oh god, Matt puppeting the pigs. That was the best way to end this thing.

[@nexviper]

Gah I totally had the same reaction as Pat. The way Matt just focuses in on whatever the first thing of interest he notices instead of checking the room for anything dangerous is totally nerve wracking.

[@MrFallout3man]

Six giggles,more than enough to kill anything that moves

[@Frosty56798]

i dont know if ive ever laughed that hard at something as stupid as "hes the hungriest of hippos. he wants all the marbles"

[@KristianKumpula]

Big scary pig consuming machines are a failure of the mansion designer.

[@ZK95004]

29:00 matt: from the future. he didn't even know how close he actually was with how much the future is key to the story and pat just says nahhhh.