Kuon - Shitstorm 2: The Shittening

[@Igneous900]

Y'know what'd be cool? If instead of "The door won't open", every time you encounter a locked door, a new message for 'door's locked' comes up in your character's voice and get more and more freaked out as you go along. Eg "Huh, it's locked", then "This one too?", then "Not another one, why are all these doors locked?", then "JESUS CHRIST LET ME FIND AN UNLOCKED DOOR I WANNA GET OUT OF HERE".

[@iomar90]

There is a part like this in Magicka.

[@takashi0100]

"Sometimes when you're fighting ghosts, you need all the tampons you can wrangle." -Pat, 2013

[@Mr-Bop]

I watch the shitstorm playlist to help me sleep. I think I might have a problem.

[@mattclark6215]

I did this as well my wife woke up to the music and was freaked out

[@yumfries5613]

***** Hu I also do the same.

[@jammex9387]

I love how they say how similar it is to Dark Souls which makes sense because this was made by From Software as well.

[@solidzdar467]

I do it too and I'm possibly an insane person soooooooo u should be fine

[@awakenedape1052]

I literally just took a nap to this playlist! :O

[@GlitterySpleen]

I'd just like to mention that even if you tear down a supposedly haunted building, ghosts would still remain attached to the property, and would likely show up in any building subsequently built on the same area. Plus, I think the Grudge ghost can show up to anyone that has been in the house, regardless of where else they go afterwards. In the original Japanese film, at least two victims were followed all the way to their own homes before being killed (hence why it's a "grudge", I guess). The Darkness Falls ghost worked in a similar way ("You see my face, and I'll hunt you forever, wherever you go").

[@DOAMIAAFK]

YOUR ICON SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!!!!

[@HandsomestKorean]

I believe the grudge ghost kayako kills whoever goes into the house as well as people attached to them in any way

[@michaeldavis29]

Yeah, and they'll still kill even if the house is destroyed. Look at Ju-on 4 for that fact; the house from original ju-on destroyed in Beginning of the End, and the curse from there simply resurrected in a new house. That's one fact a curse isn't stopped with the house itself; It will simply resurrect all over again even if by chance the house is destroyed. Hence why that's a grudge for you. There's no stopping it by destroying the house I didn't think so in the Grudge either. And even then I was right someone tried to burn the house actually made it worse than it was...No thanks to karen responsible still died after fire I think was insane with fear paralysis by that point. She was just as foolish burning the house as entering in first place. Me? No way in first place. I was in haunted house once myself and KNOW when there's bad energy in certain places that are cue for me to stay out in places like these houses. Because I was like karen once in my childhood oblivious what the restless dead do to living, And after my first haunted house I learned better. That's one place where I grew up different than most americans at home; 'cause I had first-hand experience I didn't even speak details I locked them away in memory. It was that bad why and was traumatized for some time afterwards. Far as japanese horror, that some years after my haunting. Sure there were remakes I started back in 2000's, but I eventually grew out to original films, 'cuse most westerns don't know shit of eastern horror I caught on ghostsa more involved with asian legend. Hell yeah that meant onryo in restless dead's case. Worst vengeful ghosts I ever met growing up creep the hell out of me to his day. I pretty much screwed over slashers or remakes afterwards. My opinion? F-yeah Japanese horror is always the best for anyone loves a good scare once in while compared to stupid west I learned the hard way growing up. This game? heh lot like feudal-era Grudge counting the girl in opening. And don't get her mixed up with Sadako guys please. Had enough nightmare from far east legends as it is. Literally. Lol

[@koreancowboy42]

@@michaeldavis29 after watching Japanese horror or any Asian horror I come to respect the afterlife and dead. They make it scarier than any of western horror movies around spiritual and these type horror movies and games. It's also that watching the Sam and Corey and Colbey videos they are quite not having open minds and being careful as possible. Check out their videos tho. Scary but still good to watch and learn something. Along.side Asian horrors and urban legends they always have the scariest Honestly amercian remake of a new house and victims the new grudge. It was horrible westerners always sticking to cheap ass jump scares rather than the story itself. I've always hated my brother, uncle and two cousins for making me play and watch scary movies. I swear Asian movies keep getting scarier

[@namoeleon9908]

5:13 "I really didn't expect this to have a spell system to Dark Souls." I did, because Kuon was made by From.

[@bigounce2651]

From who? *FromSoftware* ... FromSoftware really needs to use this in one of their commercial, and I really need to kill myself.

[@davidattenbruh703]

Here lies a relic of Channels past. As you can see, the Bestacus-Friendacus play a horror game in their natural habitat. May they rest in peace, they will be missed.

[@RanMouri82]

I still play the old Shitstorms before bed. 😔

[@nightmarezero8465]

yea great when the stupid one isnt playing that cant talk right. no wonder the other guy just got so annoyed with him

[@therealbfunke]

Still my favorite let's play channel. They were also the main reason I watched machinima for as long as I had

[@Kirinet]

32:47 Actually, it was a solution in one of the cases in historical times in Japan, where the royal family evacuated a whole city and built their capital somewhere else because they believed the place was haunted.

[@LuparaAndBianca]

"The gravy boat is an ink ribbon." Words to live by.

[@Sudokoish]

The game tells you not to run, they keep running

[@CrimsonRedHeat9]

I know its old but there was that one time Jupiter beat up a bunch of guys a foot taller then her. And then baked a cake.

[@RanMouri82]

And she's already tall, so those guys were huge.

[@WShurt]

God, sitting here in May re-watching some of these, its just so great. Hopefully you guys are doing it this year also when it gets to be that time, I love it!

[@JohnRaines]

Re-watching this video years later...because Shadows Die Twice looks like it's going to be Kuon2.

[@Ouroboros619]

This is sort of like if Fatal Frame got knocked up by Resident Evil and gave birth with Liam watching from inside the wall

[@DomR1997]

Oh god.

[@kaboomonme]

"Tear the whole fricken place down" That's what they did in one of the Grudge remakes. Worst mistake they ever made.

[@Novamatter]

just nuke it from orbit. and then explode the planet from pluto.

[@gingermcgingin1733]

@@Novamatter Toss the whole star system into a black hole.

[@crapnuggets202]

​@@gingermcgingin1733 space Grudge

[@GammaWolf99]

Hey, I heard a bit of Lavender Town near the last part of the intro...

[@rahjeel]

All these old school videogame references and horror trivia... why didnt I watch you guys before? 😂😂😂

[@Vekkimaxx]

I actually want them to do a whole let's play for this.

[@Brinksarsenal]

Maybe in October.

[@GhostSoapO]

Hahahaha *a single tear slides down cheek*

[@Vekkimaxx]

@@GhostSoapO 😔

[@randombits5851]

Here on October 5, 2021 in the central US, watching this because I miss this series every October 😭

[@clockworkNate]

Somebody should resync this audio, Matt's scream before the jump scare really killed it. 😂

[@MidnightKoi]

"My blood! My blood! What f-fun... what fun.." I love how your enthusiasm waned with the second line... XD

[@hooverman628]

Never would I ever expect to learn about Matt and Pat's surprisingly extensive knowledge of the Sailor Scouts in a Shitstorm of Scariness episode.

[@SovereignSage]

I know no one cares, but Yin is the black one with a white dot and Yang is the white one with a black dot. Yin is Feminine and Yang is Masculine. Yin is Night/Cold/Ice and Yang is Day/Warmth/Fire.

[@-Gurza-]

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[@UtopianMagic1408]

I love that in the intro when he sees his buddy turn into a monster he just has this facial expression that says" well s÷%t" in the simplest funny way ever it's like saying whatever in a dangerous situation.

[@theepichobo9758]

I would love a full LP of this

[@DinoFuzz1988]

Jupiter is not the worst!!!!!!!

[@SovereignSage]

Did anyone else notice that the box from the beginning that the lady crawled into is under the Manor at 10:05

[@mezuki64]

Fromsoftware needs to make another one since Nintendo took away are Fatal Frame series!

[@Bristlecrown]

Resident Souls: Prepare to Ghost Edition.

[@SSD_Penumbra]

+Oxide The Master Mimic Resident Souls 2: Drop your Lantern and raise your exorcisms Edition

[@TonyBMan]

14:38 Pat loves Attack on Titan confirmed.

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

Aw, come on guys- everyone knows Rini is the worst Sailor Scout! Yin: EVIL SPIRIT, BE EXORCISED! Rei: BITCH I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT

[@VileMenthol]

I'd kinda enjoy seeing you guys do a full LP of this game, looks like it'd be fun! and thanks for bringing back the shitstorm, it made my october a blast last year!

[@graysonfaircloth6471]

They need to make an assassin's creed game in fudal japan Ninja assassins vs samurai templars

[@graysonfaircloth6471]

It just makes sense And taking the franchise back to the middle ages would be a welcome return to the serie's roots

[@graysonfaircloth6471]

Replace the wrist gun with a repeating crossbow an bring back the dagger

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

No what we need is more unfinished, rushed, filler that doesn't relate to the main plot

[@RanMouri82]

The origins of Sekiro right here.

[@baroquechevalier8516]

You've never played Tenchu?

[@darkmagerubius]

"COME ON YIP YIP!" Made me just choke a little on my sandwich for lunch. Haha.

[@furiscafynn6275]

Pat was right, it said scared xD

[@icecreammouth]

Oh man, I wanted to see their reaction when you peek into Sakuya's room at the back more than once.

[@radioperilsnosurprise1820]

Jupiter is awesome!

[@michaeltwinn4819]

Thank you for doing another shitstorm! I really enjoyed this last time and would watch an episode every morning.

[@Sangria713]

Gotta prep for the Kuon 2.

[@r.m.2598]

My guess is Tenchu.

[@RanMouri82]

a.k.a. Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice

[@ThingsOnDemand]

@@RanMouri82wrong

[@Bankamote]

Awww man, I love this month!! Waking up to these videos is the hypest! :D

[@kavier2005]

holy fucking crap it came full circle right it confrimed that woolie didnt watch ATLA

[@FrostNite]

It's hard to believe that it's been a whole year since the last Shitstorm! Keep up the great work guys!

[@kittyterula]

"MY BLOOD! MY BLOOD! WHAT FU--uuu ohhhh...."

[@blackdragoncyrus]

19:30 - I'm surprised that neither of them mentioned fart gas at that point.

[@vuvuvu6291]

This piece is rare....

[@MRxLOKI]

That little kid in the beginning looks like one of those Monks from Demon's Souls who sit at the very top of the Nexus

[@VentusFury]

Didn't the beginning scroll pretty much straight up say "DON"T RUN EVERYWHERE! YOU'LL BE ATTACKED!"...?@_@ Guys... get gud.

[@TonyBMan]

37:48..never thought I'd hear an Ultimate Ninja announcer reference... MY FEELS

[@MegaMawileTheNommer]

Want fucked up meat? Try some Elder Scroll's lore for the Origin of Bonemold armor... It involves gutted servants skins crawling out of the walls to take their bones back from their killers

[@alexjonezNH]

"It was really dark and I couldn't see what I was doing!" Come on Matt, everyone knows that excuse works only once

[@skudzer1985]

Sailor Mars is actually Sailor Makoto.

[@P0rk_Sinigang]

A simple mnemonic device for Yin and Yang color: "Alone YIN the DARK". You'll always know that Yin is the black force.

[@bencepacsko4044]

Day 2

[@Galoan17]

Oh god, seeing the meat man a second time is probably one of my favorite Matt moments now. "eeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh" Most unhyped scream ever.

[@angbandsbane]

"Every ghost in Asia is exactly the same."

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

+That Guy dude? Don't midgender them you cis shitlord!

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

***** Yes

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

***** they're in the middle of one of the 37 genders that we've discovered

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

***** no you said "dude" don't misgender the two best friends

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

***** WOAH MISGENDERING AGAIN? I'M GONNA HAVE TO REPORT YOU FOR THIS ONE SHIT LORD!

[@nyarlathotepsama]

underrated horror title this one. There is a lot of interesting meaning to the song that is sung throughout it when considered through the filter of the plot.

[@Meggadezz]

HadDOHkin!

[@TheXAnimeFanX]

YES! I was hoping you guys would play this someday! I'm so happy to see this!

[@errorinbluescreen2863]

To be honest If I walk into a house full of ghosts my first though isn't going to be to excorcise them. IT'S BURN THAT FUCKING HOUSE DOWN AND MOVE TO A NEW COUNTRY.

[@alexhall1720]

Yeah, but what about The Grudge? That follows you around even AFTER you burn the house down.

[@SentientCenobite6]

Fire doesn't help at all. It won't "cleanse" or "free" a spirit. It'll just release whatever it is bound to. If you burn what the ghost is attached to, you're basically allowing it to roam free.

[@SentientCenobite6]

Dammit! You found out my secret AND my one true weakness! Curse you Blue Screen of Death!

[@STOPPEDINCOLORADO]

What the fuck is going on here?

[@SentientCenobite6]

AMERICA!!! and something about ghost busting.

[@eclairesrhapsodos5496]

I love this game, most terrifying game what I ever played.

[@bregeem.926]

You guys should play Corpse Party!

[@JTGallant]

My face lit up when you guys started talking about Legend of Korra.

[@Goatmeal]

People need to learn about Yin and Yang. Not only pronunciation, but the concept of equal and opposite, give and take, and the constant exceptions.

[@dragonryder99]

But who really gives a fuck

[@Goatmeal]

dragonryder99 Nobody really, but I find it bothersome when people talk all about zodiacs and stuff and have no clue what they're talking about.

[@broreece]

McLovin True

[@Goatmeal]

McLovin So people should listen to a blank KZbin avatar before they listen to a pony avatar? The point of comments is to interact. If you really didn't give a shit, then just don't reply, silly.

[@WolfAnge23]

Laws of equivalent exchange

[@zembryoz]

Guys, this for real deserves a for real LP.

[@RanMouri82]

4:28 Aang is not a shit. The Legend of Korra is a shit. The writers were shit when they made up that ridiculous subplot.

[@CharlieRaspin]

Ahahahaha. Oh, that joke about Jupiter being the worst Sailor was just the funniest thing you guys have put up for ages. The funniest.

[@KoopaOviasu]

I like how the first instruction tells you not to run or you'll attract spirits, and Matt just yucks it up and runs around everywhere, lol

[@KenruSunari]

Me and my friends played this game when we were kids. Still remember it to this day lol.

[@saturnine13]

I love Kuon! I'm so glad you guys played it.

[@FunkBastid]

I love Pats face at the end of the intro, SO much

[@Doctorglynn]

I loved facecam. Especially when Pat said "dinocrisis is the most important one". Pat didn't overreact, didn't scream at every door opening, acted the same as he normally does but we just could see his face.

[@StoneOceanPhotography]

Oh man I found out about this channel through the first shitstorm I've been following these guys for a year and have seen every video haha

[@Cadychan]

Good eye, Pat! Gakis and pretas are very closely related. Gakis were people who wasted food in their previous lives; preta were very greedy people. Also A++ on the SMT reference. You're my hero~♥

[@mackybell14]

What I like about this game is how you never meet the real protagonist until finish the two campaigns. You get this feeling of hopelessness while watching two of the initial heroines die horrible deaths. Then you unlock this badass invincible character that just wastes the antagonist in less than five minutes. Awesome stuff.

[@The4thSnake]

Facecam was an interesting experiment but since Pat's reactions were genuine instead of "ARGH HOLY SHIT I'M SCARED IT'S FUNNY" it didn't really add much to the video. If you guys think it works, just go for it. If not, it's no big loss really.

[@MetroidPrimeRib]

"A renegade seer named Doman" DOMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE EAST IS BURNING REDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@RanMouri82]

Pat was right about him being the final boss.

[@geneticname]

Man I love it whenever he "Pat's" up anything he reads. It always cracks my shit up.

[@The4thSnake]

Now I'm curious if you guys ever got past that puzzle...

[@idiotslaughingalot]

That new intro for this is great pat looks at matt then monster then has that face

[@TobiasWhisperwind]

Matthew, Patthew, thank you SO MUCH for the Super Paper Mario music in the intro...

[@BlackKanye]

I'm just happy you two are doing the shitstorm again. It is really fun plus I don't plan on releasing anything for halloween.

[@cheezdoodle96]

Its nice that there is a picture in the corner of the thumbnail to let us know who is playing.

[@UNLebanon]

OMG an Azu Manga Daioh reference as well! Dude, they are nerding it up so much I can't take it!

[@AkariEnderwolf]

oh man, you are SO RIGHT about people who always looked shocked being kinda creepy. I know of someone who always looks surprised or something, their eyes always seem wide open and it creeps me out a bit... though not as much as a girl in church who always seemed to be staring at me and reminds me a bit too much of my older brother.

[@dethkid7]

Oh man, the language barrier at the end made my day

[@MiaowGaiGar]

I've actually described Dark Souls as being a sort of survival horror; a lot of your experience is managing your resources, being against losing odds, and finding out what to do, and the atmosphere fits the description. It loses a lot of these elements later on when you've become acclimated to it, but those early hours of always being on edge, knowing death could be just around the corner, is certainly more survival horror than most modern games that actually classify themselves as such.

[@Krieklow]

This intro makes me so happy.

[@Kilox1000]

I fucking loved the facecam!!! I wanted to see Pats jumpscare reactions.

[@Cs-zp5sr]

Doors won't open? Aren't the walls made of paper?

[@spiidey1]

26:14 Did Mat just mention Rikimaru from the Tenchu series? I love that game!

[@ProjectFearX]

Matt, Pat.... I think that you guys should already have 1 million subscribers. You always upload the coolest and funniest videos every fucking day, and I just don't understand why you don't have 1 million subscribers.

[@redjurij]

After watching this I went and got Kuon...best horror game I played in a while. Thanks.

[@ktkman10]

She fell into the same box that Matt fell into at the beginning of funtime adventures.

[@StrangeAxel]

Jupiter and Mercury were the best ones. Delicious sporty tomboy, and nerdy girls are the best.

[@SerotoninCrunch]

its right up there with James Rolfe's monster madness

[@Sephear]

Guys... I love you for knowing the whole Tenzin deal.

[@Juouikl]

Guys, you make the game so much scarier when screaming.

[@zane9263zane]

anytime pat sees a trail of blood: "Fuck that shit"

[@Doormat00]

matt's face is the scariest part of this vid

[@telekinovice]

oh how i have missed this series :3

[@TheMunkeyMojo1]

They totally are, Matt does everything in his power to make fun of anything possible.

[@hellehundt1]

I liked the facecam. =) Especially when pat is clearly embarrassed that he gets scared.