Saturday Morning Scrublords - Sango Guardian Chaos Generation

[@AvatarMaster9x]

Big shout outs to Billy for putting the name of who is who at the top next to player one and player two respectively; you have *no idea* how much I have wanted that feature in scrublords/fisticuffs! Thanks Billy!!

[@mikekazz5353]

AvatarMaster9x I was thinking the same exact thing, Billy is going beyond the call of duty again. He gives us what we want before we even think of it. Plus it kinda gets confusing with some fighting games (>'-')>Thanks Billy

[@4Wilko]

Yup. Much appreciated!

[@Kharneth_Korn]

Thanks Billy, we love you long time.

[@ufofighter16]

Billy activating his 『GOUGI』

[@andrewwalker4685]

AvatarMaster9x I

[@6027]

*"BECOME MORE AND MORE NERVOUS, A FIERCE FIGHTING IS ABOUT TO START!"*

[@coryandrews9235]

Good matches happening in bad games are my big favorite.

[@DatDemo]

There's actual tournament footage of this game

[@MagoDSnowman]

IM GETTING MORE AND MORE NERVOUS!

[@cristianl1516]

Magoloso A fierce fighting is about to start!

[@GuntanksInSpace]

Magoloso These fighters have a rich combat experience, you know

[@kalmakoffee]

And here we have the latest entry into the Dong Dong Never Dies cinematic universe

[@mikekazz5353]

7:48 Dudley thunder bolt, best move against people who never fought Dudley before.

[@orlanzo2621]

"I will do teach you what is violence"

[@marioe.4400]

When someone says: "You're not good enough"; "You'll never make it -- don't you know you can't make it..." Reply: "I HAVE GIVEN IN, AND STRIVE HARD LATER".

[@nemesisnick66]

"I have given in. and strive hard later!" truest of inspirational words to live ones life by

[@nerometalmkii2876]

"I am a cookie, the portuguese in me is growing stronger than heavens's dragoon greatest dessert! Monkeybread" -Typical game quote before being found by someone that actually speaks English

[@KTDelgadoswhatever]

The purple flame guys kicks were juri's while the slide kick attack was cammy's

[@TheStrxggler]

This generation is a creature of chaos. It can have many incarnations. Most of them Avocado Toast.

[@0rriAndroid]

Not everyone is going to get this, but I did and that's all that matters. You get a thumb thingy

[@TheStrxggler]

+Richter The D Eh. I can be clever sometimes.

[@MantraMan2077]

So... this has nothing to do with the Blind Idiot God, the Nuclear Chaos, he who gnaws hungrily on the inconceivable? Aight cool. I'mma have some toast then.

[@jarix1670]

DarkKnightGra

[@WokeGhettoSpiritualist]

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[@nexusgiga]

that was legit blanka's stage with a small difference. thats literally the most china thing ive seen

[@GuntanksInSpace]

Paul Hensley you gotta see the raft stage. It's both SF4 boat stage and KOF 98 Raft stage, but THE RAFT DOES NOT MOVE EVEN IF THE GUY ROWING IS DOING HIS BEST

[@kekula69]

nothing more chinese than a carbon copy of something good

[@Jasper_Silva]

That other Chinese game stole Blanka's snake, this one stole the rest.

[@Jasper_Silva]

Awesome that the game says "please do not steal" right off the bat, but it's at least 50% made of stolen stuff!

[@dantr14]

Damn it people don't you see the barrel is fake! All these games are being made by Woolie in the Woolie Hole by his stand! The barrel is just to fool you into thinking these exist beyond scrublords!

[@djh491]

Shy Guy Whenever they need a fighting game to play, Woolie just unhinges his jaw and vomits 10 games he created inside of his body.

[@geardog24]

Shy Guy So the Woolie Hole is actually a Stand!? That explains everything!

[@dootdootington386]

Shy Guy so the "Woolie Hole" is a barrel shaped stand you say?

[@4thSurviver]

I thought it a was clear they were making games since the time they Hacked the Matrix to add a fighting mode to it.

[@manonmuoreno]

Stand Name:「The Legend Of Wooley Swamp」

[@sonicman21]

5:54 I like how none of them acknowledged the fact that Lu Meng just straight-up did a Power Wave there.

[@JoaoLucasK]

Lu Meng is every boxer character with Terry Bogard mixed in

[@user-rv8yv4yh9n]

woolie, you're slacking on the barrel scraping, you pulled an okay game out of it. where's the hot garbage I've come to expect?

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

infinibarrel is infinite, therefore, there is an infinite chance of getting a decent game just as there is an infinite chance of getting hot garbage.

[@brandonworkman4672]

Now Pat is implying that the Boxer revolution took place before Christ.

[@MantraMan2077]

That Buddha in the beginning looks so depressed. I just wanna give him a big hug and whisper to him that everything will be okay.

[@grumpyginger99]

If you can afford a trip to china then you can (depending on whether can hug a 71 meter statue) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Leshan_Buddha_Statue_View.JPG

[@hugehuman1]

>Saturday >Morning *Presses lie*

[@telesticHarlequin]

Michael M. *Doubt*

[@laggy3099]

"You fuck time schedules, Zaibatsu?"

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

hell its not even really a scrublords, this game was real as fuck, THEM COMBOS!!!!

[@SiionCross]

Appreciate who ever put their names above the life bars, can get confusing in these videos from time to time. Thanks.

[@mikekazz5353]

So it's like mortal Kombat and Street fighter mixed in one game, huh

[@4ever3052pac]

Mike Kazz Mix in a metric shit ton of KOF, and you got Chinese gold.

[@mikekazz5353]

corey bombom your so right it's scary.

[@GuntanksInSpace]

Mike Kazz you mean SF4, KOF 2002, some Anime Air Dashing, and a whole lot of jank. Such a fascinating creature

[@zaneseibert]

Marvel Kombat of Street Fighters Musou XIV

[@EatWave]

That would be Killer Instinct.

[@theruder9]

As someone who legitimately knows a fair bit about the actual history, I find myself heavily aggrivated, unreasonably disappointed, and with a deep want to own this stupid game.

[@adamsheikh-yousef6611]

I'd like to point out that at the start of a round, sometimes the character just doesn't start with full health.

[@Angel_Flash]

That Raiden lookin dude has Dan's moveset lol

[@SteelBallRun1890]

If you guys actually wanna learn about Chinese history, just play the Dynasty Warriors games. Those things are legit. What, you didn't know that Lu Bu actually wielded two weird cross-shuriken swords and drank Pepsi? Or how they all had anime clothings and movesets? You need to learn more about China.

[@arbyw.1889]

Those Chinese cartoons are very accurate

[@MantraMan2077]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 I'm beginning to actually believe that China is incapable of making good games. Like it's demanded by their culture to put as much suck as possible into their video games.

[@0rriAndroid]

Speaking as someone who has played more Dynasty Warriors than any healthy human being ever should, I can confirm this is entirely accurate. As well as 6% of the roster having the voice of Yuri Lowenthal

[@exploitativity]

Adrian The Vulture I was about to get upset at you and refute your argument, but then I couldn't think of any examples to prove you wrong.

[@J_Themborn]

Pepsi? I hope that's a thing in one of those games and not just a commercial.

[@djh491]

"The Dispey mode is Windowed, so we're good" I'm losing it already and they're just in the settings.

[@thelaughingrouge]

That MAXMUM got me.

[@Goddamnitiwantaname]

I have given in. God is dead! Nothing is impossible for a killer. And strive hard later! Sure, why not?

[@luisdiegohernandez2326]

This Scrublord was MAX MUM.

[@roronoa1243]

When Pat called the staff guy Steve, I honestly thought he was talking about WWE Attitude Era legend Steve Blackman. He was well know for using his sticks to beat people up.

[@Arrowdodger]

It wouldn't even be out of the question, he namedropped Steve Blackman in one of the machinima videos recently.

[@Casciop94]

One day the ghost of Liam will remember the cookies

[@darrianweathington1923]

Love the 5 things that never change about dynasty warriors characters, 1) cao cao is always evil. 2) Wei Yan is always a hyper psychopath with a crazy mask. 3) xiahun Dun is always missing 1 eye. 4) Huang Zhong is always ancient. 5) Zhao Yun IS always main protagonist with staff weapon.

[@darrianweathington1923]

And sometimes Huang Gai is a bald black guy with a heavy weapon.

[@zachk3702]

Xiahou Dun has a really cool story behind his missing eye though. He was shot with an arrow and he pulled it out of his head and ate his eye because he didn't want to lose something his parents gave him

[@thekhayriera4811]

Zach K DUUUUDE

[@harlannguyen4048]

The crazy thing is that in DW8 you can play an optional mission where he loses his eye. And the cutscene actually shows him pulling out the arrow (no eating it though it is mentioned in the bios).

[@vahlok1426]

Zach K Yeah, Xiahou Dun is one of history's OG badasses.

[@HopeYourDoingOkay]

I have an image of this Zhang Fei defending a bridge from 100 hundred men, it's...interesting?

[@LOLDUDE641]

Anyone else notice how the guy's intro anim at 12:25 looks a lot like Cammy's in Street Fighter IV?

[@meelans6126]

I saw moves "inspired" by Lars and Brian from the same character Also masked guy is just Feng

[@StagFabulous]

Yeah. Street Fighter X Tekken is a baffling pull, but Melted Kiryu's moves don't lie.

[@andrei11dr97]

Shiri Gaming and that final boss guy has Krizalids pose normals and one of his supers and the boxer has Boxers animations from sf 4 and a power gaizer Gud job China

[@andrei11dr97]

Olso that masked guy has Yun's super

[@irtazaazam2573]

Shiri Gaming in their defence Feng uses Chinese kenmpo to begin with

[@lilpotayto]

My mind went to Ruili from Nitroplus Blasterz before Feng. Not sure if that's something I should feel bad about.

[@Raphie009]

These characters have some Tekken animations woven into their inputs. 1/2 Cyclops dude has some of Bryan's moves. Mask Guy has Feng Wei's moves (even his Back Facing stance)...

[@lancergt1000]

Theres supposed to be a Defend groove which gives you Just Defend and also a Combo groove which gives you custom combos, idk why they cut them out in the Steam version

[@lukegarry8921]

Wei Yan is literally just Feng from Tekken. Christ.

[@chakatBombshell]

Wow this is scrublords, this game seems actually enjoyable and kinda good.

[@telesticHarlequin]

chakatBombshell did you ever see dong dong? Now that's the real shit.

[@chakatBombshell]

Yes Dong Dong is amazing , this is okay. Not scrublord level game either, good job China.

[@Arrowdodger]

They put stuff that's just weird in there, too, it's not always plain crap.

[@TaffieTheCapy]

Of course it looks kinda ok, it's a Street Fighter 4 ripoff

[@TyRiders2]

@@TaffieTheCapy So?

[@omgdontstealvids123]

Ahh, typical ghost, always forgetting the cookies.

[@kami12kaze87]

Billy continuing to be Employee of Eternity in the Zaibatsu HQ.

[@silverroddo1468]

This "Not-Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Dynasty Warriors slash male Overwatch" chaos generate fighter is seen as big best game, most ever. I will do love this fighter game.

[@Doctor_Pazuzu]

The Phantom Cookies I'm gonna make them give back our arcade sticks.

[@Specterish]

I don't know if it's just from this video onwards, but putting who's playing who over the health bars is super helpful. Thanks, Billy, yer a good kid.

[@orlanzo2621]

Lu Meng is just Dudley/Balrog/Vanessa/Steve Fox/Terry Bogard all mashed up into one character,lmao. Wow.

[@haydenhyde9395]

the legend and that's why he is the best character in this game.

[@Maioly]

I hate that Liam is not around to point out how these are all Romance of the Three Kingdoms characters

[@LeAceDash]

i like how the guy who is clearly Feng , Pat says thats the steve guy .

[@sbktdreed]

Zhao Yun (the Staff user) and Xia Hou Dun (the Terminator eye) have some crazy combos. Zhang Jiao looks like Krizalid; the final boss in KOF 1999.

[@Meitti]

Man, chinese bootlegs are getting higher and higher in quality these days.

[@NireFuster]

I WILL DO TEACH YOU WHAT IS VIOLENCE!

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

You guys always manage to find the oddest of games, I swear.

[@TojekaSteve]

Couldn't get Death Cargo, but looks like you guys found the alpha of KOF14!

[@The4thSnake]

So, this is a modern day reimagining of the Three Kingdoms? But why is Lu Meng a boxer? Huang Gai is a cyborg? What IS this game? Also, why do background elements have shadows when the player characters don't?

[@zachk3702]

all the Roborgs!

[@thelaughingrouge]

Billy the fucking hero. In finally putting names up you have saved the Zaibatsu.

[@Rojer937]

I'm a simple man: I see a ghost forgetting the cookies on Saturday morning, I give a like.

[@elijahnakumura4375]

Next DW should use these models

[@Bonhart61577]

Of course would would destroy them with a character that has a sharingan...

[@killersparton1]

thanks billy for the name tags

[@lilwyvern4]

This game actually seems fairly solid. With some polish and TLC (and not straight up stealing animations and sounds, of course, but this IS China we're talking about), this could probably be a pretty good game.

[@ufofighter16]

Does 'Sango' mean 'Stolen' in Chinese?

[@ChronoTwist]

:X Three Country.

[@fenrir3097]

Three Kingdoms, a.k.a you guys know it as dynasty warriors.

[@heliopyre]

Woolie, is it faster to make your own pie, or steal someone elses?

[@TFoster2211]

That kick series Pat was talking about on that one fight, reminds me of Omega Rugal's kicks

[@ChristianStout]

This is probably just below Dong Dong and Implosion on the list of best things China has ever made.

[@P4ntlessNinja]

THE BARREL IS ETERNAL

[@UrsusDerpus]

Zhang Jiro says "What a waste of my time" for his round win quote, and that is very Boss Character

[@ZumaB]

Wei Yan is basically Feng Wei, dude's got his movelist and his taunt as his win pose even. GG Sango.

[@99jmaster]

22:17 Pat starts off with like he has taken chip damage off of something and the round hasn't even started yet

[@zeeke.tv_4842]

That intro with Woolie closing the door gets me everytime

[@Angel_Flash]

What is it with China and ripping things off?

[@6027]

Reverse Engineering :P

[@InugamiTheHound]

they've doing that for years. Look at all their guns the AK 47,SKS, copy of m1911, copy of mauser broom handle,Makarov and TT pistol. Just name a few things Chinese copied from others.

[@caracallaseverus3412]

China #1 in urination studies.

[@Samm815]

Fair use in China is whatever the Chinese government wants it to be.

[@Ritokure]

This isn't your your everyday ripping off... Ripping off Kung Fu Hustle? Now that's *advanced ripping off.*

[@crackerjack452]

Nani?! Its still friday night!!!

[@geardog24]

Toco Balls Can't you tell? It's from the future.

[@crackerjack452]

geardog24 🤔I see...

[@khalilmason]

Toco Balls -- *delayed surprise*

[@Drag0n2Fire]

Old mate with the laser eye has multiple Bryan Fury moves

[@Drag0n2Fire]

- orbital heel - fish hook - machine gun punches - some shitty jet upper Not entirely sure on the names tbh

[@DOSFrost]

8:34 I think the name you're looking for is Feng Wei. 12:40 Oh, hey Bryan Fury/Lars, how ya doing?

[@WorldsRichestLesbian]

This is literally the highest the production values on this channel have ever been. You guys aren't going soft on me now, are you?

[@Crxw2Tired]

Ghost Liam at it again, forgetting cookies and shit.

[@ChronoTwist]

Oh cool. They actually speak different dialects of Chinese.

[@mikekazz5353]

Oh cool is this the new Akira fighting game

[@WFoong98]

*"Akira"* HAH!

[@Marklar3]

Watching this on Friday night because I live on the edge.

[@bloodangelxx]

when will the ghost learn to bring cookies next time.......silly ghost

[@ShawnyBoyMusicpage]

Looks like Kof14 when Kof14 first got announced, and everyone was like ehhhhhhh

[@Maioly]

12:10 those two are cousins :P also Dun is said to have gotten shot in the eye with an arrow, pulled the arrow out with the eye still impaled on it, and then eaten the eye and that is why he has a cyber eye in this weird weird adaptation of Romance of the three kingdoms

[@sirripper4697]

Friday Night Fistifcuffs on Saturday Mornings, and Saturday Morning Scrublords on Friday Night...

[@MstrToasty]

pat denying the existence of auto combos is my new favourite thing

[@J_Themborn]

I hate when matts imaginary friend forgets the cookies

[@gamester091]

I dont care what you say, the super at 14:02 is actually pretty freaking sick

[@sjcodan]

Scrublords it may be, but that fucking super at 14:00 was actually pretty cool

[@draygonj6824]

That wall really needs to stop forgetting the damn cookies!!! 😠

[@TheJamesAllen]

I got too impatient to wait to see if they say it later in the video but Huang Zhong is just Gouken from SF4

[@MukuonChannel]

I need my Salty betting fix. This should do.

[@natashadavis7669]

There were soooo many Tekken grabs, SOOOOOOO MANY

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Nothing is impossible for a killer.

[@noahboone524]

Why did I read the title as "San Diego Cross Genesis"?

[@untoefultear]

So this is what happens when you mix KOF, Street Fighter and Tekken with Three Kingdoms mixed in... Nice one China

[@teacakes6861]

That game so China, David Cage made a role for it as a bookshop owner in Detroit. Just a bootleg disc with atrocious accent.

[@BrandonDeacon]

It's so funny to me that one of the kids in the background of the dino land stage is riding a ripstik

[@N00BSYBORG]

I can't tell if this is a better or worse looking Tao Feng: Fist of the Lotus.

[@MantraMan2077]

N00BSYBORG The answer to your statement is a resounding Yes.

[@PastaComet]

That was 30 mins of high octane fierce battles.

[@NeedMoreKimchi]

they couldn't even be bothered to actually turn the models around when they flip sides. they just mirrored them. if u look at the dude with the cyber eye at 13:30 , the cyber eye is just always towards the bg, instead of actually turning around with the model.

[@zachk3702]

HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

[@CherryPixelBun]

Sam Kim To be fair even new Mortal Kombat games do that, with stuff like Kano's eye

[@Mrballbuster7]

Sam Kim It runs off of Majima tech where the eyepatch is always on the eye you say it isn't

[@JoaoLucasK]

A lot of fighting games do that. Street Fighter with Sagat's eyepatch, MvC3 with Spencer's bionic arm, Mortal Kombat with Kano's eye, etc.

[@TheNobod3]

What a mysterious papa shango

[@nono9543]

As a Chinaman, I am confusion.

[@N00BSYBORG]

Why are so many of these jank games so much more hype than they deserve to be? This is close to being a legit thing.