Saturday Morning Scrublords - TZOMPANTLI

[@oboyoboyoboyoboyoboy]

So this is some sort of Mexican battle of the gods, with ancient Aztec spirits, Christian archangels and the most popular religion in Mexico, Evangelion

[@suddenllybah]

oboyoboyoboyoboyoboy Don't forget making all the angels female. And sick halos.

[@EditorSebas]

It's a fighting game based on a Mexican comic named Operación Bolívar

[@JoaoLucasK]

Don't forget about the great Juan Grande

[@ELDETECTIVE-CREEPY]

Basic this is a mexican marvel vs capcom Whit comics mexica characters...

[@dominickhowitzer8582]

Holy shit, so this is gold. Spanish speaker here. "Santisimo Destino Doloroso" what appears after a KO: "Holiest Painful Destiny". Bonus: Every other fuckin' word in this game's dialogue is some form of vulgarity, lol. And the minion's starting phrase is: "Prepare to die, vile abortion!"

[@dollenrm]

Dominick Howitzer thank you so much for contextualizing that for me that's amazing

[@JoaoLucasK]

Also, Roman's dialogue

[@wnbrknisezlyfxd2951]

Creo que este es el mejor juego que he visto

[@zaneseibert]

I just watched a game where Archangel Gabriel did Morrigan's super against an old man while Spanish rap was blasting in the background. I don't know if this is the pinnacle or nadir of entertainment.

[@SublimeTool321]

It’s both

[@Hanbei]

An old man furry with a dog stand fighting a girl who is really, REALLY into Evangelion. You know, sometimes you can tell a game is amazing from the first match.

[@amaizeing.dumbass5123]

Bernard Wiseman he is a nahual, a kind of mexicano wizard, who can transformación into an animal. Si, that's an animal spirit

[@ShadinCore]

plague has finaly embraced his inner furry and awoken his stand evangelion cosplayers, your days are numbered

[@TonyBMan]

Too bad her A.T. Field didn't help her.

[@N00BSYBORG]

Woolie is no longer scraping the bottom of the barrel. He has punched through it and is currently tunneling somewhere next to dinosaur skeletons.

[@41dn]

N00BSYBORG the world is his barrel now.

[@TheEel228]

We're in Mexico o.o

[@AvatarMaster9x]

I was laughing so hard at Roman just spouting out insults _every single time_ he did *any* move, what a masterpiece!

[@thelaughingrouge]

Female fighter, purple, orange and green, has a HF blade and an AT Field block... named Eva.

[@irtazaazam2573]

thelaughingrouge it's an homage guyz

[@geardog24]

thelaughingrouge and there's a cyborg hobo with a dog Stand.

[@Fjarhultian]

Maybe that's the super.

[@Tarantulawl]

Too bad her super doesn't use an N2 mine

[@TheTurtalitarian]

Nah her super uses the lance of longinus

[@EstukoV]

Okay, who let Linkin Park AMV creators put together a game's opening.

[@Norasuko]

They let themselves! You can't control these rebels!

[@thepickles8833]

Maybe it was Italian Spider-Man.... Or a lack there of....

[@liquidpebbles7475]

lmao, "santisimo destino doloroso" translates to "holy painful destiny" that's the most over the top KO I've ever seen

[@striderm]

Of course Woolie would select Evangeline first.

[@anothergamer3359]

I feel like the character select screen is some kind of an elaborate practical joke. "You picked a dog guy? Surprise, it's a weirdo in a mask who runs around on all fours" "You picked this random guy/girl? Surprise, it's actually a demon" "You picked an old guy in a hat? Surprise, it's a goat that turns into an old guy"

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

Game is srub material but damn did they put in effort. I hope the guys who made this keep going ham.

[@goodvillain1015]

Looking back at Doomfist. He's a big, black, bald guy; he's from Africa; he's barefoot. has tribal markings.; wears nothing but pants; and in his bio, his love and interest is fighting. Holy crap, Blizzard ripped off Rage. Either that or Woolie's brother works at Blizzard.

[@TheStrxggler]

There is one difference. Doomfist actually has a brain.

[@jugemujugemu4690]

DarkKnightGrave Rage has a brain. He calls it the fist.

[@EpitaphxOfxGungnir]

When can we expect Plague's character? Where he just silently builds a fence around the payload and makes creepy, awkward porn that gives you the most self-loathing of boners. Truly, the ultimate Overwatch.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

Goodvillain 101 fuck.

[@ColeVecsion]

Fortunetly woolie's brother and subsequently woolie stole rage from the marvel comics character rage, a very 90's rob liefeld esc character whose entire gimmick is he's black and angry, also slightly irradiated, but radiation = super powers in marvel, he was also a avenger breifly

[@ShadowSonic64]

This looks like an early Suda 51 game lol

[@marcuscalixte4392]

11:39 Unless you are talking to me about this *exact match,* do not ever speak to me in person. What the fuck. *What the FUCK*

[@JoaoLucasK]

You don't see Death fighting a super Minion everyday

[@PoisoNico93]

What a mysterious jogo

[@Jasper_Silva]

That's no barrel, it's a space station!

[@marcuscalixte4392]

YO IS THIS AN AZTEC FIGHTING GAME!? *YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH*

[@marcuscalixte4392]

OH oh no *Oh no never mind* *O h • G O D*

[@Sylpphire]

Marcus Calixte without the pillar men, this game is fucking stink

[@dollenrm]

Marcus Calixte yeah yeah you better back down, big wipe outs ahead

[@marcuscalixte4392]

Ryan Dollenmayer My hype is getting *wiped out*

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Who's scraping/knocking on the door? "On the list" Woolie says. "In the barrel" he claims

[@0rriAndroid]

Nic Cage?

[@ghostfear2011]

Richter The D "HE'S SCRATCHING ON THE DOOR!!!"

[@0rriAndroid]

That man will one day be buried in a pyramid

[@ghostfear2011]

Richter The D But he's a vampire.

[@0rriAndroid]

...that took me a sec

[@TheStrxggler]

Finally a reason to write my Kotal Khan X Lucoa fanfiction.

[@0rriAndroid]

"Dragon Style"

[@joekewl7539]

Yami6692 Then you are *WEAK.* As for you, OP, GO FOR IT DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS

[@dantr14]

oh please Kotal Khan isn't a prepubescent child it's too unrealistic even for a fan fic

[@MajoraZ]

There's not even anything Mesoamerican about this game other then the title.

[@marcuscalixte4392]

Kotal Khan goin' for dat *spittle.* -Why am I like this-

[@NovusDundus]

Me: "Oh the art on the character select doesn't look so bad" *Sees character model* "Oh jesus god no"

[@ubermaster1]

Not gonna lie, some of these characters designs would look really good in an actually decent game.

[@KuramaAndOthers]

This game is based on the comic Operacion Bolivar by Edgar Clement. It's only in Spanish that I can find but it has really nice art

[@CaptWolfy]

Hmm, 2.5D with a heavy metal opening. Sounds a little like something else that could have been played on Friday night... Hmm...

[@jugemujugemu4690]

CaptWolfy there's, a ton of games like that.

[@CaptWolfy]

I suppose so. Just about any of them would've been fine, though.

[@CaptWolfy]

Nah, Prison Break versus mode. It has to happen eventually.

[@TorpeAlex]

As a Spanish speaker this video hurt so good. I won't bother posting translations. You guys got them all perfectly.

[@seraphssavior]

"You'll get three hundred bullets for one meter of bar!" "What country is this game from?" "Iiiiit no longer exists, but play it and you'll agree: agrevev min zlotny dev!" "...Hit him with your H-Move!"

[@lugialover09]

Say what you like, some of these character designs look kickass. La Santa Muerte and Samael Archangel look dope.

[@FallinRobyn]

OMG, I recognize El Bulbo. He's a Mexican superhero who was on a top 10 list of the weirdest foreign superheroes. The fact he's in this is actually kind of cool.

[@dollenrm]

Just an Inner Tube-let why is he just a minion tho

[@FallinRobyn]

He's supposed to be a living vacuum tube, but the pill shape and goggles would make Americans think of something more... loud. Also, I'm pretty sure minions don't emit electricity like Blanka.

[@LION0410]

Just an Inner Tube-let Bulbo as in Ligth Bulb. Tuvo que haber estado Buena la que se fumaron cuando lo crearon

[@Grabehn42]

Every single time someone that speaks English says Mexico is weird, but its probably cuz they don't speak the language. I just think "no, for most Spanish speaking countries Mexico is still fucking weird".

[@wnbrknisezlyfxd2951]

Pero somos chingones

[@aruss1]

Is it weird that I think this looks pretty dope? Like it's all dirty and rough as hell but I dig it.

[@Xandy743]

Sorry, looks like I made a mistake.

[@lilpotayto]

Sometimes you gotta shake the barrel to see what comes out.

[@SinShady.]

Sometimes you gotta shake the mistake and see what trees fall out

[@thelaughingrouge]

At the bottom of the barrel is only another barrel.

[@ProgressiveBoink]

Sometimes you gotta shake the cookies and see if Liam falls out.

[@SinShady.]

bobsled-philosophy Liam has ascended to his final form.. JOHN CENA

[@mkatapodis2]

Juan Grande is just Spanish Joseph Joestar

[@kingofthemoon3063]

Not nearly as amazing as it sounds, sadly.

[@jlmd2494]

why do some of these characters look like they belong in killer 7

[@NoonMountain]

this is the Mexican Dong Dong Never Die

[@Blackheartzero]

This game's roster described in four words: *_"Oops, All Boss Characters!"_*

[@evildewar6718]

It took me longer than it should to figure out that El Bulbo is a light bulb

[@masterchef87]

So El Bulbo is a living vacuum tube with a cape that plays like Dr. Doom. It's fine. This is fine.

[@Cobraxx23]

13:06 this stage is a fucking panic attack

[@Xport9]

Quetzalcoatl is in da hood!

[@johnlugtu4113]

Im assuming someone had a stroke on their keyboard when they were typing the title and the boss just looked at it and went "That's rad!"

[@carlosd.163]

Actually nah, Tzompantli is a real wordl, is was an aztec altar/wall made with skulls

[@tensugarcubes]

John Lugtu Not sure how the use of the ts and ls and the Spanish wouldn't immediately make you think "maybe this is related to Aztecs/Mexico" but alright

[@admiralpepper6933]

John Lugtu You tellin' me Kiryu-chan was the one involved in making those weird-ass titles? If so, "That's Rad!"

[@miscmer8030]

+Carlos D. If that's true then I believe his statement still stands. That is indeed rad.

[@mkzimmer]

WHY DOES THE WALL NEVER REMEMBER THE GODDAMN COOKIES!?

[@joekewl7539]

When's Saltybet?

[@thelaughingrouge]

Joe Kewl not soon enough.

[@vincenzopaollogrieco9385]

Next payday? Matt need to write Woolie and Pat paychecks and say "well you will be giving those back next friday"

[@neildarr]

Yeah we need more salty bet 😉

[@posterboy0007]

I will only watch another episode of Saltybets if it involves them playing various games with the loser having to eat something disgusting/salty.

[@kingofthemoon3063]

It's been a while. I should go watch some after this.

[@MagicMomotaros]

Apparently the bottom of the barrel is a lot deeper than we thought....

[@Jasper_Silva]

It has still not been proven to exist.

[@zaneseibert]

It's non-Euclidean in nature.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

Schrodinger's barrel

[@erikmartinez7277]

So, a Klein Bottle?

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I still have a Liam-shaped hole in my Liam-shaped heart

[@-Gurza-]

Owned

[@R0B1NG5]

Remember when the cookies forgot themself at Wrestlemania 3?

[@emt3417]

I really want to see this played in a hotel room after-party near EVO.

[@davidgaribay1143]

We can confirm that you will find old man dog spirits fighting archangels on rooftops in Mexico while shouting profanities at each other

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

i looked up death cargo and got this

[@YZaiCreates]

There is a purity to this art style that I appreciate. It's like if Serious Sam didn't have good tech behind it.

[@EmmanuelTurner245225]

I'm digging the background music in a few of these fights.

[@EiggyRules]

I am actually really digging this music.

[@MrAnjo234]

Sometimes you gotta shake the billy to see what LPs fall out

[@Zcumgod]

I'm pretty sure there isn't even a barrel at this point, Woolie just pulls them from his being

[@Duke_de_Plata]

How does that mic taste Woolie?

[@lilpotayto]

Is this Saltybet? If so, where are the waifus? Wait, nevermind. El Bulbo just showed up.

[@ZanraiKid]

Loudly Shitposts in Mexican: The Jogo

[@dklordg]

I was hoping for some character designs that screamed PILLAR MEN. I am very disappoint.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

dklordgarcia but hey, there's literally just evangelion

[@Mareepu]

*(In Spanish)* Some of the characters look cool.

[@KingGuthorm]

Matt, you can't say "put the Mack and Me clip in" and then proceed not to put it in! Billy, fix this horrible travesty!

[@Eco419]

oh I played this on xbox fan fest ... my hometown is a stage, i remember the guy was real proud of this but have no idea of any fighting game slang

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I'm guessing all the sarcasm's keeping them from blowing their collective brains out. Educated guess.

[@EvtheNev]

I can imagine walking into a store and trying to ask for this game.. "Yo, have you got that new game.... Tiz..om..panty..lee"

[@mrelba9176]

I missed this back in the day...Going back through some of the Scrublord episodes and wow Evangaline almost had me throwing up immediately, hahahaha!

[@thepickles8833]

Heyzues christo, what the hell is this...

[@Oz_of_Astora158]

A daily reminder that Aztecs are no longer a thing, lucha libre is not that popular and our god Quetzalcoatl is not a thicc girl.

[@erikmartinez7277]

Can't I just imagine that his reincarnation would be a thicc girl?

[@Geneolgia]

Oz-suka It's for a reason you heathen.

[@elneco4654]

Is AAA still around at least?

[@P0werL1ch]

"This is club music, in an Arcade." You mean.. a Barcade?

[@222CBK222]

*YOU FORGOT THE LA NOIRE!?*

[@thelaughingrouge]

Slow clap.

[@lilpotayto]

It was a daily when they said it wasn't a daily but now that they suggested it is a daily it's no longer a daily. It's Pat's Requiem power. His stand extends to anything anyone says about something within his immediate purview thus fulfilling his most immediate desire - the need to be right or lacking that the least wrong.

[@kaylaklimas6058]

PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

[@marcuscalixte4392]

Umbrella Corporation SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMEN It'll come out when it comes out

[@JeedyJay]

*N O T A D A I L Y*

[@heliopyre]

these designs, in a different art style, could have been awesome.

[@niney5405]

Mexican Slav simulator looks.... not good.

[@admiralpepper6933]

The O.G Slavs did it *WAY* better

[@TsunogaiDanshaku]

Yeah... it looks AWESOME!

[@arcTheslayer]

god with Liam this would be hilarious

[@inactive9544]

GEEZ MATT WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS GAME

[@darrianweathington1923]

Best music in any fighter

[@threeinthegoo1878]

The intro of the game gave my ( lack of) friends a seizure holy shit

[@ShadowWolfRising]

I like how there's just a Dog Shaman from Shadowrun in this. Also a Stand User.

[@PlumPoko]

This artstyle is like trying to learn manga but gave up midway.

[@Ridicul0se]

This game has so much almost-cool shit. A crashing plane stage, interesting camera cuts, and ...varied character designs. It LOOKS like it could have been a fisticuffs if it actually played well. If they had sprung for 2D characters instead of 3D models, I might have been really into this.

[@mikekazz5353]

Yes time to take a salt bath, because it's Saturday morning Scrublords! (>'-')>🍻

[@vanzy01]

Mike Kazz Cheers (>'-'>)🍺

[@lunazet721]

El Bulbo is an old tv tube brought to life with black magic and its often mistaken for a condom.

[@AntiNihilist]

that plane level was FUCKING SICK

[@Dante45p]

the angels and demons legit have good designs

[@KLONOA105]

let it be written that ghost Liam will forever and always forget the cookies! XD

[@LinkG6C4N]

Bless you, Liam, wherever you are.

[@TheTau1]

This looks like a fucking Killer 7 fan game made in mexico that spiraled out of control into a fighting game.

[@alexgregory1326]

The new SMT looks good.

[@AKA_Gray]

The "You forgot the cookies?!" Is the funniest shit

[@silverroddo1468]

In the main menu you can see Evangeline's tzompantlies.

[@enoncenotev2829]

19:48 D-GENERATION X!

[@steven7834]

i'm feeling some killer 7 aesthetic vibes, i hope intentionally

[@suddenllybah]

Steven Galvan Suda loves him some Mexico. How else do you explain let it die?

[@malcolmlovett3]

Slap some Janne Da Arc on this and call it a combo video.

[@_Adie]

Not gonna lie, even though that type of character design isn't really my thing, Kitty Satana looks pretty dope.

[@70swords]

Now all you need is a story mode involving the Cartels and you have life in Mexico.

[@sunflowersoul]

You laugh but El Bulbo is top tier

[@Mancer_Studios]

Somebody get the crane to fish Woolie out of the fucking barrel again. No telling how deep he's gone this time.

[@Norasuko]

There's not a single stage in this game that wouldn't be banned.

[@shadowblaster124]

2:36 God damn. That upskirt.

[@FlameHidden]

Koyaanisqatsi??? Oh no its just TZOMPANTLI. Gotcha

[@bramblebutt2798]

but it's friday is there a time portal at the bottom of the barrel

[@Cosairen]

no ones gonna mention that el protector is just frank castle with wings and a halo

[@jorgamund07]

"We are reporting to you LIVE, from the bottom of what appears to be a cylindrical wooden container, composed of numerous staves bound by some hoops. As I lay here with my face pressed against the absolute floor, I can see, in the far off distant above me, the faint round glimmer of the light at the top. I can only speculate how many miles off I am from escaping..."

[@adecenthuman7952]

This game is a masterpiece.