Saturday Morning Scrublords - TZOMPANTLI

[@oboyoboyoboyoboyoboy]

So this is some sort of Mexican battle of the gods, with ancient Aztec spirits, Christian archangels and the most popular religion in Mexico, Evangelion

[@suddenllybah]

oboyoboyoboyoboyoboy Don't forget making all the angels female. And sick halos.

[@EditorSebas]

It's a fighting game based on a Mexican comic named Operación Bolívar

[@JoaoLucasK]

Don't forget about the great Juan Grande

[@ELDETECTIVE-CREEPY]

Basic this is a mexican marvel vs capcom Whit comics mexica characters...

[@Hanbei]

An old man furry with a dog stand fighting a girl who is really, REALLY into Evangelion. You know, sometimes you can tell a game is amazing from the first match.

[@amaizeing.dumbass5123]

Bernard Wiseman he is a nahual, a kind of mexicano wizard, who can transformación into an animal. Si, that's an animal spirit

[@ShadinCore]

plague has finaly embraced his inner furry and awoken his stand evangelion cosplayers, your days are numbered

[@TonyBMan]

Too bad her A.T. Field didn't help her.

[@dominickhowitzer8582]

Holy shit, so this is gold. Spanish speaker here. "Santisimo Destino Doloroso" what appears after a KO: "Holiest Painful Destiny". Bonus: Every other fuckin' word in this game's dialogue is some form of vulgarity, lol. And the minion's starting phrase is: "Prepare to die, vile abortion!"

[@dollenrm]

Dominick Howitzer thank you so much for contextualizing that for me that's amazing

[@JoaoLucasK]

Also, Roman's dialogue

[@wnbrknisezlyfxd2951]

Creo que este es el mejor juego que he visto

[@N00BSYBORG]

Woolie is no longer scraping the bottom of the barrel. He has punched through it and is currently tunneling somewhere next to dinosaur skeletons.

[@41dn]

N00BSYBORG the world is his barrel now.

[@TheEel228]

We're in Mexico o.o

[@zaneseibert]

I just watched a game where Archangel Gabriel did Morrigan's super against an old man while Spanish rap was blasting in the background. I don't know if this is the pinnacle or nadir of entertainment.

[@SublimeTool321]

It’s both

[@thelaughingrouge]

Female fighter, purple, orange and green, has a HF blade and an AT Field block... named Eva.

[@irtazaazam2573]

thelaughingrouge it's an homage guyz

[@geardog24]

thelaughingrouge and there's a cyborg hobo with a dog Stand.

[@Fjarhultian]

Maybe that's the super.

[@Tarantulawl]

Too bad her super doesn't use an N2 mine

[@TheTurtalitarian]

Nah her super uses the lance of longinus

[@AvatarMaster9x]

I was laughing so hard at Roman just spouting out insults _every single time_ he did *any* move, what a masterpiece!

[@EstukoV]

Okay, who let Linkin Park AMV creators put together a game's opening.

[@Norasuko]

They let themselves! You can't control these rebels!

[@thepickles8833]

Maybe it was Italian Spider-Man.... Or a lack there of....

[@goodvillain1015]

Looking back at Doomfist. He's a big, black, bald guy; he's from Africa; he's barefoot. has tribal markings.; wears nothing but pants; and in his bio, his love and interest is fighting. Holy crap, Blizzard ripped off Rage. Either that or Woolie's brother works at Blizzard.

[@TheStrxggler]

There is one difference. Doomfist actually has a brain.

[@jugemujugemu4690]

DarkKnightGrave Rage has a brain. He calls it the fist.

[@EpitaphxOfxGungnir]

When can we expect Plague's character? Where he just silently builds a fence around the payload and makes creepy, awkward porn that gives you the most self-loathing of boners. Truly, the ultimate Overwatch.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

Goodvillain 101 fuck.

[@ColeVecsion]

Fortunetly woolie's brother and subsequently woolie stole rage from the marvel comics character rage, a very 90's rob liefeld esc character whose entire gimmick is he's black and angry, also slightly irradiated, but radiation = super powers in marvel, he was also a avenger breifly

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

Game is srub material but damn did they put in effort. I hope the guys who made this keep going ham.

[@liquidpebbles7475]

lmao, "santisimo destino doloroso" translates to "holy painful destiny" that's the most over the top KO I've ever seen

[@striderm]

Of course Woolie would select Evangeline first.

[@anothergamer3359]

I feel like the character select screen is some kind of an elaborate practical joke. "You picked a dog guy? Surprise, it's a weirdo in a mask who runs around on all fours" "You picked this random guy/girl? Surprise, it's actually a demon" "You picked an old guy in a hat? Surprise, it's a goat that turns into an old guy"

[@Jasper_Silva]

That's no barrel, it's a space station!

[@TheStrxggler]

Finally a reason to write my Kotal Khan X Lucoa fanfiction.

[@0rriAndroid]

"Dragon Style"

[@joekewl7539]

Yami6692 Then you are *WEAK.* As for you, OP, GO FOR IT DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS

[@dantr14]

oh please Kotal Khan isn't a prepubescent child it's too unrealistic even for a fan fic

[@MajoraZ]

There's not even anything Mesoamerican about this game other then the title.

[@marcuscalixte4392]

Kotal Khan goin' for dat *spittle.* -Why am I like this-

[@ShadowSonic64]

This looks like an early Suda 51 game lol

[@Xandy743]

Sorry, looks like I made a mistake.

[@lilpotayto]

Sometimes you gotta shake the barrel to see what comes out.

[@SinShady.]

Sometimes you gotta shake the mistake and see what trees fall out

[@thelaughingrouge]

At the bottom of the barrel is only another barrel.

[@ProgressiveBoink]

Sometimes you gotta shake the cookies and see if Liam falls out.

[@SinShady.]

bobsled-philosophy Liam has ascended to his final form.. JOHN CENA

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Who's scraping/knocking on the door? "On the list" Woolie says. "In the barrel" he claims

[@0rriAndroid]

Nic Cage?

[@ghostfear2011]

Richter The D "HE'S SCRATCHING ON THE DOOR!!!"

[@0rriAndroid]

That man will one day be buried in a pyramid

[@ghostfear2011]

Richter The D But he's a vampire.

[@0rriAndroid]

...that took me a sec

[@PoisoNico93]

What a mysterious jogo

[@CaptWolfy]

Hmm, 2.5D with a heavy metal opening. Sounds a little like something else that could have been played on Friday night... Hmm...

[@jugemujugemu4690]

CaptWolfy there's, a ton of games like that.

[@CaptWolfy]

I suppose so. Just about any of them would've been fine, though.

[@CaptWolfy]

Nah, Prison Break versus mode. It has to happen eventually.

[@ubermaster1]

Not gonna lie, some of these characters designs would look really good in an actually decent game.

[@NovusDundus]

Me: "Oh the art on the character select doesn't look so bad" *Sees character model* "Oh jesus god no"

[@KuramaAndOthers]

This game is based on the comic Operacion Bolivar by Edgar Clement. It's only in Spanish that I can find but it has really nice art

[@lugialover09]

Say what you like, some of these character designs look kickass. La Santa Muerte and Samael Archangel look dope.

[@marcuscalixte4392]

YO IS THIS AN AZTEC FIGHTING GAME!? *YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH*

[@marcuscalixte4392]

OH oh no *Oh no never mind* *O h • G O D*

[@Sylpphire]

Marcus Calixte without the pillar men, this game is fucking stink

[@dollenrm]

Marcus Calixte yeah yeah you better back down, big wipe outs ahead

[@marcuscalixte4392]

Ryan Dollenmayer My hype is getting *wiped out*

[@marcuscalixte4392]

11:39 Unless you are talking to me about this *exact match,* do not ever speak to me in person. What the fuck. *What the FUCK*

[@JoaoLucasK]

You don't see Death fighting a super Minion everyday

[@Grabehn42]

Every single time someone that speaks English says Mexico is weird, but its probably cuz they don't speak the language. I just think "no, for most Spanish speaking countries Mexico is still fucking weird".

[@wnbrknisezlyfxd2951]

Pero somos chingones

[@TorpeAlex]

As a Spanish speaker this video hurt so good. I won't bother posting translations. You guys got them all perfectly.

[@jlmd2494]

why do some of these characters look like they belong in killer 7

[@FallinRobyn]

OMG, I recognize El Bulbo. He's a Mexican superhero who was on a top 10 list of the weirdest foreign superheroes. The fact he's in this is actually kind of cool.

[@dollenrm]

Just an Inner Tube-let why is he just a minion tho

[@FallinRobyn]

He's supposed to be a living vacuum tube, but the pill shape and goggles would make Americans think of something more... loud. Also, I'm pretty sure minions don't emit electricity like Blanka.

[@LION0410]

Just an Inner Tube-let Bulbo as in Ligth Bulb. Tuvo que haber estado Buena la que se fumaron cuando lo crearon

[@seraphssavior]

"You'll get three hundred bullets for one meter of bar!" "What country is this game from?" "Iiiiit no longer exists, but play it and you'll agree: agrevev min zlotny dev!" "...Hit him with your H-Move!"

[@masterchef87]

So El Bulbo is a living vacuum tube with a cape that plays like Dr. Doom. It's fine. This is fine.

[@mkatapodis2]

Juan Grande is just Spanish Joseph Joestar

[@kingofthemoon3063]

Not nearly as amazing as it sounds, sadly.

[@johnlugtu4113]

Im assuming someone had a stroke on their keyboard when they were typing the title and the boss just looked at it and went "That's rad!"

[@carlosd.163]

Actually nah, Tzompantli is a real wordl, is was an aztec altar/wall made with skulls

[@tensugarcubes]

John Lugtu Not sure how the use of the ts and ls and the Spanish wouldn't immediately make you think "maybe this is related to Aztecs/Mexico" but alright

[@admiralpepper6933]

John Lugtu You tellin' me Kiryu-chan was the one involved in making those weird-ass titles? If so, "That's Rad!"

[@miscmer8030]

+Carlos D. If that's true then I believe his statement still stands. That is indeed rad.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I still have a Liam-shaped hole in my Liam-shaped heart

[@-Gurza-]

Owned

[@niney5405]

Mexican Slav simulator looks.... not good.

[@admiralpepper6933]

The O.G Slavs did it *WAY* better

[@TsunogaiDanshaku]

Yeah... it looks AWESOME!

[@MagicMomotaros]

Apparently the bottom of the barrel is a lot deeper than we thought....

[@Jasper_Silva]

It has still not been proven to exist.

[@zaneseibert]

It's non-Euclidean in nature.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

Schrodinger's barrel

[@erikmartinez7277]

So, a Klein Bottle?

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

This game's roster described in four words: *_"Oops, All Boss Characters!"_*

[@mkzimmer]

WHY DOES THE WALL NEVER REMEMBER THE GODDAMN COOKIES!?

[@davidgaribay1143]

We can confirm that you will find old man dog spirits fighting archangels on rooftops in Mexico while shouting profanities at each other

[@aruss1]

Is it weird that I think this looks pretty dope? Like it's all dirty and rough as hell but I dig it.

[@R0B1NG5]

Remember when the cookies forgot themself at Wrestlemania 3?

[@MrAnjo234]

Sometimes you gotta shake the billy to see what LPs fall out

[@dklordg]

I was hoping for some character designs that screamed PILLAR MEN. I am very disappoint.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

dklordgarcia but hey, there's literally just evangelion

[@Oz-suka17]

A daily reminder that Aztecs are no longer a thing, lucha libre is not that popular and our god Quetzalcoatl is not a thicc girl.

[@erikmartinez7277]

Can't I just imagine that his reincarnation would be a thicc girl?

[@Geneolgia]

Oz-suka It's for a reason you heathen.

[@elneco4654]

Is AAA still around at least?

[@Mareepu]

*(In Spanish)* Some of the characters look cool.

[@Xport9]

Quetzalcoatl is in da hood!

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I'm guessing all the sarcasm's keeping them from blowing their collective brains out. Educated guess.

[@evildewar6718]

It took me longer than it should to figure out that El Bulbo is a light bulb

[@Zcumgod]

I'm pretty sure there isn't even a barrel at this point, Woolie just pulls them from his being

[@emt3417]

I really want to see this played in a hotel room after-party near EVO.

[@NoonMountain]

this is the Mexican Dong Dong Never Die

[@EmmanuelTurner245225]

I'm digging the background music in a few of these fights.

[@ZanraiKid]

Loudly Shitposts in Mexican: The Jogo

[@lilpotayto]

Is this Saltybet? If so, where are the waifus? Wait, nevermind. El Bulbo just showed up.

[@KingGuthorm]

Matt, you can't say "put the Mack and Me clip in" and then proceed not to put it in! Billy, fix this horrible travesty!

[@thepickles8833]

Heyzues christo, what the hell is this...

[@Ridicul0se]

This game has so much almost-cool shit. A crashing plane stage, interesting camera cuts, and ...varied character designs. It LOOKS like it could have been a fisticuffs if it actually played well. If they had sprung for 2D characters instead of 3D models, I might have been really into this.

[@EiggyRules]

I am actually really digging this music.

[@YZaiCreates]

There is a purity to this art style that I appreciate. It's like if Serious Sam didn't have good tech behind it.

[@heliopyre]

these designs, in a different art style, could have been awesome.

[@mrelba9176]

I missed this back in the day...Going back through some of the Scrublord episodes and wow Evangaline almost had me throwing up immediately, hahahaha!

[@PlumPoko]

This artstyle is like trying to learn manga but gave up midway.

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

i looked up death cargo and got this

[@threeinthegoo1878]

The intro of the game gave my ( lack of) friends a seizure holy shit

[@ronin19xx79]

Did Billy pass out on the fucking keyboard? EDIT: Oh...He didn't...Oh no...

[@SoushinSen]

??

[@ronin19xx79]

Soushin I was trying to do a bit on how weird the game title is and I jokingly said that you passed out and accidentally typed out the game title...I guess the bit didn't work...Ok I'll leave now.

[@SoushinSen]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH oops, sorry!

[@marcuscalixte4392]

Salem Al-Baker Looks like when the balls were exposed, *you* were the one who took the fall.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

Salem Al-Baker god damn it Billiam

[@222CBK222]

*YOU FORGOT THE LA NOIRE!?*

[@thelaughingrouge]

Slow clap.

[@lilpotayto]

It was a daily when they said it wasn't a daily but now that they suggested it is a daily it's no longer a daily. It's Pat's Requiem power. His stand extends to anything anyone says about something within his immediate purview thus fulfilling his most immediate desire - the need to be right or lacking that the least wrong.

[@kaylaklimas6058]

PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

[@marcuscalixte4392]

Umbrella Corporation SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMEN It'll come out when it comes out

[@JeedyJay]

*N O T A D A I L Y*

[@ShadowWolfRising]

I like how there's just a Dog Shaman from Shadowrun in this. Also a Stand User.

[@EvtheNev]

I can imagine walking into a store and trying to ask for this game.. "Yo, have you got that new game.... Tiz..om..panty..lee"

[@darrianweathington1923]

Best music in any fighter

[@angelrobertomonroy5602]

And everybody wonders why we mexicans never make it to EVO.

[@PinoNica85]

King of Fighters says otherwise!

[@Eco419]

oh I played this on xbox fan fest ... my hometown is a stage, i remember the guy was real proud of this but have no idea of any fighting game slang

[@silverroddo1468]

In the main menu you can see Evangeline's tzompantlies.

[@steven7834]

i'm feeling some killer 7 aesthetic vibes, i hope intentionally

[@suddenllybah]

Steven Galvan Suda loves him some Mexico. How else do you explain let it die?

[@Dante45p]

the angels and demons legit have good designs

[@inactive9544]

GEEZ MATT WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS GAME

[@lunazet721]

El Bulbo is an old tv tube brought to life with black magic and its often mistaken for a condom.

[@joekewl7539]

When's Saltybet?

[@thelaughingrouge]

Joe Kewl not soon enough.

[@vincenzopaollogrieco9385]

Next payday? Matt need to write Woolie and Pat paychecks and say "well you will be giving those back next friday"

[@neildarr]

Yeah we need more salty bet 😉

[@posterboy0007]

I will only watch another episode of Saltybets if it involves them playing various games with the loser having to eat something disgusting/salty.

[@kingofthemoon3063]

It's been a while. I should go watch some after this.

[@Norasuko]

There's not a single stage in this game that wouldn't be banned.

[@P0werL1ch]

"This is club music, in an Arcade." You mean.. a Barcade?

[@_Adie]

Not gonna lie, even though that type of character design isn't really my thing, Kitty Satana looks pretty dope.

[@Cobraxx23]

13:06 this stage is a fucking panic attack

[@LinkG6C4N]

Bless you, Liam, wherever you are.

[@ShanksmasterGeneral]

Cloud vs. Sephiroth. Okada vs Omega Paula vs Yoon

[@AntiNihilist]

that plane level was FUCKING SICK

[@AKA_Gray]

The "You forgot the cookies?!" Is the funniest shit

[@70swords]

Now all you need is a story mode involving the Cartels and you have life in Mexico.

[@mikekazz5353]

Yes time to take a salt bath, because it's Saturday morning Scrublords! (>'-')>🍻

[@vanzy01]

Mike Kazz Cheers (>'-'>)🍺

[@ginger-ham4800]

I love how the characters are cussing in Spanish nonstop. The creator(s) must have been in their Hot Topic 2008 Weeb phase while making this beyond bottom barrel game. Some neat angel/demon designs tho I'll give them that.

[@VerdeMorte]

Matt is in denial, he still thinks Liam is around to forget bringing the cookies...

[@arcTheslayer]

god with Liam this would be hilarious

[@FlameHidden]

Koyaanisqatsi??? Oh no its just TZOMPANTLI. Gotcha

[@imagine_you_are_a_burger]

it's weird how some characters seem to play like they're from good games, and others seem like they're not from games at all.

[@nerdinthebackroom]

the lack of Laim forgetting the cookies because he isn't there hurts me on multiple levels.

[@Natakupl]

THIS IS NOT A SCRUBLORDS. This game is amazing

[@TheTau1]

This looks like a fucking Killer 7 fan game made in mexico that spiraled out of control into a fighting game.

[@exaIgnus]

I can't believe they made a fighting game out of that comic I read in the 90s, "Operación Bolivar".

[@Cosairen]

no ones gonna mention that el protector is just frank castle with wings and a halo

[@KLONOA105]

let it be written that ghost Liam will forever and always forget the cookies! XD

[@Sitruk86]

"So Many Systems... I THINK?" might be my new fav

[@Sitruk86]

"you sound pretty mixed up to me"