Missed a good one: “I’m not questioning your honor, I’m denying it’s existence.”
@rosiespiller16405 жыл бұрын
I love that one.
@TheCursedCat19275 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was a good one.
@papastalin17364 жыл бұрын
“I am the god of tits and wine”
@googleaccofalex4 жыл бұрын
You think i'll stand here and take this from you DWARF?
@yashveersingh68574 жыл бұрын
aaa
@bogdanpatru27425 жыл бұрын
"Schemes and plots are the same thing" Always gets me
@zac55725 жыл бұрын
They aren't though
@bogdanpatru27425 жыл бұрын
@@zac5572 Sure they are. They can be synonymous in the right context en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/scheme
@zac55725 жыл бұрын
@@bogdanpatru2742 schemes are large scale while plots are specific
@89Dustdevil5 жыл бұрын
A scheme is a plot you hide. The scale has nothing to do with it.
@tf81595 жыл бұрын
About time someone debated this line
@HopeUnquenchable5 жыл бұрын
"Try the boar; Cersei can't get enough of it since one killed Robert for her." 😆
@TESkyrimizer5 жыл бұрын
I don't get this one. Is this just exactly as it says? Because it seems to imply Cercei is banging someone with a Boar sigil but not really. Just seems to say that Cercei likes eating boar because a boar killed Robert.
@budakbaongsiah5 жыл бұрын
IIRC that was from the book, literally.
@alwaysturnonaircon5 жыл бұрын
My god. I have the flu currently and when that came up i chuckled so hard my head hurt
@ankushshetty4 жыл бұрын
@@TESkyrimizer Cersie killed Robert. She deliberately supplied strong wine when he went for the hunt and advised her cousin Lancel (who was a cup bearer) to keep him drunk as much as possible. So when the boar attacked he couldn't defend himself.
@bambostarla62594 жыл бұрын
@@ankushshetty Lancel was a squire, not a cup bearer. In thw first book he is only mentioned a couple of times. Robert had orher squires too and he didnt diss lancel
@_Liquid_Snake5 жыл бұрын
Cersei-"You´re a clever man , but you´re not half as clever as you think" Tyrion- "Still makes me more clever than you"
@caravaggio72414 жыл бұрын
i believe it's "still makes me twice clever than you"
@maxmustermann46954 жыл бұрын
It's "what makes me twice as clever then you" big difference. Tyrion meant that cersei underestimates him and it was clever of him to let everyone believe he was not that clever
@rossmonty19113 жыл бұрын
Absolute flawless come back lol
@hindenburg15962 жыл бұрын
@@maxmustermann4695 That's incorrect
@carclain1232 жыл бұрын
@@maxmustermann46953:45 it's literally in the video and you still manage to be wrong. What an idiot you are lmao
@cbabygags25535 жыл бұрын
"It's hard to put a leash on a dog, once you've put a crown on its head." Most underrated quote ever.
@imbwildrd36935 жыл бұрын
reminds me of Individual #1
@m3dicated5 жыл бұрын
who are we talking about here? because if it's who i think it is, there are no crowns involved and he's the best proof that democracy still functions. just look at all the angry elites. "oohhh.. he's not DECENT" well, damn, what are we going to do now
@Luna14Smith5 жыл бұрын
@@m3dicated he is talking about Joffrey
@thirdbnico5 жыл бұрын
@@m3dicated if we were a democracy he wouldn't be in office. He lost the popular vote.
@arhamsaa5 жыл бұрын
@sid viciouss Most probably D&D wrote this line. I didn't find any similar line in the books.
@HakunaYoTata5 жыл бұрын
Tyrion smacking Joffrey is by far the most satisfying moment in GoT
@jasperliu11124 жыл бұрын
when littlefinger died was mine coz he pretty much started it all
@jasondyrkacz82704 ай бұрын
Tyrion smacking Joffrey happened more than once.
@morganwaller11955 жыл бұрын
“Monsters are dangerous, and just now kings are dying like flies” Joffrey’s reaction is amazing 😂
@JohnnyS314165 жыл бұрын
Hes a great actor
@ptitecame66885 жыл бұрын
"Say something! ...Anyone?"
@corsicasanova5 жыл бұрын
One of the few moments where Charles Dance had to look at Tyrion with an approving look. Maybe the only one!
@TheBloodypimp5 жыл бұрын
The fact the he looked at tywin.... when he said that showed so well where the true power stood in that room. But.... details like this are unfortunately gone.
@robbiecomplications62135 жыл бұрын
Honestly a big part of that was Joffrey's Actor, he's absolutely amazing. He did great as Joffrey.
@TESkyrimizer5 жыл бұрын
Just realized: when Tyrion struck Joffrey during the Kings Landing riots he was the acting Hand of the King. The King slapped by the King's Hand. All is right in the world.
@felynecomrade5 жыл бұрын
Fitting, since Joffrey fucked himself by being such a loathsome bastard and making so many errors.
@sksaddrakk51834 жыл бұрын
Tyrion: 'Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?'
@bellapiano94 жыл бұрын
Tyrion slapped him with his right hand. All is right indeed
@Mintlll4 жыл бұрын
SKSaddrakk thats what season 8 Writing be like
@Drew_Thompson4 жыл бұрын
jaime says the king shits and the hand wipes. joffrey had shit on his face when tyrion smacked him.
@ericoliver16035 жыл бұрын
AND NOW I'VE STRUCK A KING , DID MY HAND FALL FROM MY WRIST?!
@angel856265 жыл бұрын
*ANGRY SPOILED LUNATIC SCREAM*
@VincentGonzalezVeg5 жыл бұрын
FIRST WE GONNA ROCK THEN WE GONNA ROLL
@HopeUnquenchable5 жыл бұрын
This line has got to be my favorite 😂
@gingergoldilocks17615 жыл бұрын
fav quote xD
@aureliuszeta30375 жыл бұрын
Well, Jaime's hand did... ;P
@sanjaykarthicks12262 жыл бұрын
"And now I struck a king. Did my hand fall from my wrist?" What a badass line
@nanditamondal10335 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite Tyrion quotes is missing " here's the proud Lannister children. One dwarf, one cripple and one mother of madness.
@felynecomrade5 жыл бұрын
No wonder Tywin was always so pissed off.
@erichg99314 жыл бұрын
What season and episode is that again? 🤔🙂
@v_touuu4 жыл бұрын
What episode
@nicholasnowak70144 жыл бұрын
@@erichg9931 S4E2
@caravaggio72414 жыл бұрын
i remember that, lmao!!!
@diplamatikjuan35955 жыл бұрын
You missed when Tyrion's with Varys and says to him: "Excuse me, I need to talk to someone with hair"
@danielkelegian53065 жыл бұрын
Varys staring at that ass a couple of seconds earlier. LOL!!
@goodiegoodygumdrops5 жыл бұрын
Diplamatik Juan 😂
@HavikXIII5 жыл бұрын
"Shes the only one Im sure has nothing to do with this murder, which makes it unique as far as Kings Landing murders go..."
@sharjeelosama20005 жыл бұрын
This comment is vastly underrated 😏
@HavikXIII5 жыл бұрын
@Coffee & Tea if somebody dies in Kings Landing, Cersei most likely had something to do with it, but not this time
@dilbar09naz5 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud when I first heard that!
@nerpynerpston25975 жыл бұрын
"Oh, I'm a monster? Perhaps you should speak more softly, then; monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dropping like flies." The most savage line in the whole series 😂
@ramblingentertained4 жыл бұрын
Joffrey’s face was like that was not in the script.
@kainshannarra24514 жыл бұрын
@@ramblingentertained and everyone else at the table - "Well, he's not wrong..."
@cubchoobii83504 жыл бұрын
Nah its "There will be no bedding ceremony" Joff- tHeRe wIlL bE iF i CoMmAnD iT "Then you'll be f*cking your own bride with a wooden c*ck" Thought i'd censor it as it seems more polite lol
@christinesavage7254 жыл бұрын
Extremely Savage!
@talidelabocha96754 жыл бұрын
you have to pay attention to the expression on Vary's face
@kebabkev5 жыл бұрын
Season 1: Never forget who you are, the rest of the world will not, wear it like an armour, and it can never be used to hurt you. Season 8: I have balls, you don't.
@jakubmike56575 жыл бұрын
@Jay Sucks At KZbin Varys- played a long game, survived five kings, remained in power despite constant changes. Varys- Hey Jon, wanna betray the queen?
@theguywhoisaustralian14655 жыл бұрын
@Jay Sucks At KZbin That was because he knew Jamie, Tywin and Cersei wouldn't let Joffrey do anything to him. Dany is unpredictable
@nicanornunez97875 жыл бұрын
@@jakubmike5657 In front of everybody, jesus is so stupid, to jon snow, the son of Ned Stark and rob brother, the queens lover, the man that could not lie to cercie JESUS S SO FUCKING STUPID, WHAT A ASTRONOMICAL BULLSHIT. THIS IS WORST THA SHERLOCK AND STAR WARS TOGETHER, WHO IN THE WORLD APROVSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS SCRIPTS.
@jameswestern39315 жыл бұрын
@@theguywhoisaustralian1465 "wouldn't let Joffery do anything to him" remember the battle of Blackwater? He tried to have him killed and would've had it done if e wasn't saved dummy
@nyapoleon65385 жыл бұрын
Come on. “To the perils of self-betterment” was a great line.
@sarcasticsid55895 жыл бұрын
Cersi and Tyrion had an odd dynamic. For people that hated each other they spent a shitload of time together. They actually had really good chemistry.
@Raver-16015 жыл бұрын
So does Jamie and Tyrion. The time they're onscreen together are very little (season 4, season 8, and briefly on season 1 and 7) but it felt like we are already very familliar with their relationship
@felynecomrade5 жыл бұрын
They hated each other, but they were still family. In fact, I think the only Lannister who didn't hate Tyrion was Jaime. And their mother, I guess, but she died in childbirth, so he never knew that love.
@andymac48834 жыл бұрын
Lena Headey and Peter Dinklage are good friends IRL, even from before GoT. He was the one who suggested she be cast in the role of Cersi, even. I feel like that probably comes through in their interactions some.
@alala_emily82103 жыл бұрын
His intelligence was a small sense of consolation to her that he was her family.
@legion5206 Жыл бұрын
They could rule the world together
@meetmehta99125 жыл бұрын
Tyrion drunk and sexually active : hilarious with excellent battle strategies Tyrion sober and celibate : dead serious with failed battle plans
@TheStraightestWhitest5 жыл бұрын
@Phellype Miranda Ironically being sexually active actually decreases mental focus, supposedly.
@Gala-yp8nx5 жыл бұрын
“Quick, someone get this man some wine and women!”
@theguywhoisaustralian14655 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's like how some people play darts or guitar better when they're a bit buzzed.
@mjsupport785 жыл бұрын
Like paul the wine guy or fun bobby from f.r.i.e.n.d.s.
@philburnell51485 жыл бұрын
"I drink and I know things"
@cleonmatthews7745 жыл бұрын
I'm not threatening the king, Ser I'm educating my nephew Bronn, the next time Ser Meryn speaks Kill him. That was a threat-- See the difference?
@ragael10243 жыл бұрын
If i recall, Bronn gave Ser Meryn a lovely smile at that :)))))
@tempestates13 Жыл бұрын
That scene makes me laugh every time
@kalyanideepali5 жыл бұрын
See how his wit and dialogues reduce in the later couple of seasons. Miss the old Tyrion
@dukatelon90405 жыл бұрын
I think that was intended. The show, as it progresses, takes away the Lannister's children greatest atributes. Jamie, one of the greatest fighters in Westeros, lost his sword hand. Cersei, despite all her flaws, loves her children with all her heart, if she even has one. Now, all three of her children are dead. Tyrion, lastly, what lacked in stature and fighting skills, filled in with his wisdom and knowledge. As the show progresses, you could see how the enviroments he's been in slowly degraded him in an intelectual way.
@АктанКурмангалиев5 жыл бұрын
@@dukatelon9040 or maybe it's because the writers can't do anything smart and interesting without Martin and his books
@chloecohn23355 жыл бұрын
Актан Курмангалиев I’d honestly fault that more to Martin than the writers. They went almost five seasons without having to come up with new plotlines and suddenly they’ve run out because it’s taken their author more than ten years to continue the source material.
@zodssnappedneck28065 жыл бұрын
@@chloecohn2335 They could've easily split each book after "Game of Thrones" into two.
@chloecohn23355 жыл бұрын
Zod's Snapped Neck that would’ve made the show less appealing, idk why they would do that, I also don’t think they could have known Martin was planning on never finishing any books
@crosseightyeight5 жыл бұрын
My favorite. "Death is so final, whereas life, life is full of possibility."
@arhamsaa5 жыл бұрын
0:44 Robb being suspicious of a Saddle but still didn't think for a second what would it cost him for disobeying Walder Frey.
@nickdummythicc33615 жыл бұрын
Paul B What about Robb deciding to marry Jayne Westerling. I think that’s honor rather than the cock.
@namekman015 жыл бұрын
lmao
@StormflameMW5 жыл бұрын
The irony is, I would choose Alexandra Dowling (Roslin Frey) over Oona Chaplin (Talisa Maegyr) anytime. But Robb seems to think differently. Although he never checked his Frey Options. The show seems to have thought again that it is better to simplify it and make it to a matter of dick. Also, it kinda felt like he wanted to disobey his mother for freeing the kingslayer, as his mother negotiated the deal. Like: "What did you say, dick? Mom betrayed us?"
@youpratter5 жыл бұрын
You know the Starks...
@xFREEPALESTINE5 жыл бұрын
@@nickdummythicc3361 no. It's nothing about honor tha fuck? its about his cock.
@irishpanic5 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to lie. I was hoping he would win the crown somehow
@HopeUnquenchable5 жыл бұрын
The Irishpanic, in a way, he kinda did. I felt like it mirrored how Tywin ruled the seven kingdoms as Hand of the King for Aerys, only that Tyrion went into it with far more humility and wisdom, realizing that he didn’t have all the answers.
@MrTBSC5 жыл бұрын
consider what tyrion and tywin discussed about "sending the most powerfull man of westeros to bed" ... now we don´t know what king bran will turn out to be but with the position tyrion took at the end i´d say he is were he is supposed to be ...
@kaoutermouslimhaliba71454 жыл бұрын
He has actually won the throne. I remember in season 1 ,Ned Stark worked as the hand for Robert Baratheon for a while, and he was basically the one taking care of the affairs of the kingdom. Right??
@machodon4 жыл бұрын
@@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145 that's right fuck bran the waste he is gonna play bird simulator all day and Tyrion will rule.
@parboninawar58504 жыл бұрын
@@machodon bird simulator!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thegreatjedi3095 жыл бұрын
Sansa: What're you doing? Tyrion: I have a list. Sansa: A list of people you mean to kill? Tyrion: For laughing at me. Do I look like a Joffrey to you? I wonder if Sansa remembered this when Arya mentioned her list.
@TheStraightestWhitest5 жыл бұрын
The writers themselves didn't even remember it, just like they didn't remember Tyrion's wit, Melisandre's prophecy, physics, the weight or use of armor, or even the fact that Valyrian steel kills white walkers because it was forged with Dragonfire. These are just off the top of my head.
@rocio98635 жыл бұрын
Arys's list is not of people laughing at her
@Anonymous_P5 жыл бұрын
@@rocio9863 that's not what we are talking about, but about the "I am not Joffrey" bit.
@DemonbreedGaming5 жыл бұрын
sansa sort of forgot about tyrion having a list.
@johnzahmirolaer64875 жыл бұрын
Wrong question my friend. You have wonder if DandD remember this line because they will change things up if they do.
@robertofloresmendoza6435 Жыл бұрын
I love how when he says “As has Jaime repeatedly according to Stannis Baratheon” Cersei is clearly offended but she also can’t help but laugh bc it was pretty funny 😂😂😂
@jayr3993 ай бұрын
Thought she broke out of character, I didn’t think she was supposed to laugh there but they kept it anyways lol
@Rafus495 жыл бұрын
Witty moments ended with the end of books material.
@majormononoke89585 жыл бұрын
wrong,dilussional
@LordVader10945 жыл бұрын
@@majormononoke8958 True, and rational.
@freshbeans16085 жыл бұрын
@@majormononoke8958 ?
@Actiomedey5 жыл бұрын
@@majormononoke8958 It's gone to shit and you're in denial
@veritasabsoluta42855 жыл бұрын
@D G LOL
@GalaktischerHirnsauger5 жыл бұрын
Tyrions hair Evolution... Season 1: blonde Season 2: orange with dark-brown Highlights Season 3 and 4: light brown Season 5 and 6: black scalp and light brown/dirty blonde hair Season 7 and 8: brown with black highlights His hair also gets more and more curly over the seasons
@fullysickshuffler6664 жыл бұрын
A random Penguin grr Martin intended for it to symbolise him becoming a lion. But d and d ruined his character so it doesn’t make sense now.
@user-pf1zr3lp6r4 жыл бұрын
He’s supposed to be blonde, Lannisters are known to BE blonde
@RCsFinest4 жыл бұрын
Depression 💁♂️
@legrandliseurtri74953 жыл бұрын
@@user-pf1zr3lp6r Book Tyrion has both blonde and black hair.
@tokyworldАй бұрын
involution from saiyan to regular dude
@joshsylvester14505 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: a reminder of how brilliant Tyrion used to be before D&D were solely responsible for him
@obiwanfisher5375 жыл бұрын
Yes. You can call the old man all the names you want, you can be angry because he writes so slow. But I rather have a slowly written story and quality over a story on demand where things get rushed in hollywood style.
@Micras085 жыл бұрын
While I agree the writing and directing has taken a turn for the worse, I can't for the life of me see why people find it so important to just jump on the bandwaggon and hate every single thing about the show now? Tyrions arc is really good, as all the fundamental truths of the world he lives in change and change again he simply can't keep up, I think that's really a rather nice character journey. Character don't need to win or be awesome all the time to be interesting, Tyrion is still interesting because of his failings imho (all though some seem to be rather heavy-handedly forced upon him ^^).
@jordanjohnston6555 жыл бұрын
@@Micras08 it's a shame really. While like you I definitely have my complaints, it seems people are so obsessed with pointing out the negatives that can't see any of the positives anymore. What's worse is if you or I still find qualities in the show we are deemed as casuals or simpletons that dont know what good writing is if it hit us in the face. I feel bad for everyone who absolutely shits on the show now and can't enjoy it. Even though yes, it's not as good as previous seasons.
@dannyclub095 жыл бұрын
I have noticed that he used to be fairly witty and profound but now he's more of a sitcom wisecrack.
@AyataHiragi5 жыл бұрын
Its not really about jumping on a bandwagon, I noticed this issue in season 7. The fact of the matter is that its not just Tyrion. Do you know the difference between a superhero movie and GOT? Thats very much why I avoid Super Hero movies. GOT is turning into one. You have so many characters that were super smart but now make the dumbest mistakes, take the 2nd dragon dying, D&D said "Dany forgot about the Iron Fleet" as reasoning in their after show. Yet the Iron Fleet only gets mentioned a million times, infact it got mentioned in that very episode. Up High they should have seen them. Or Little Finger, he was one of the smartest men in Westeros, if not the smartest. Yet he dies that easily, he could have easily asked for a trial by combat. Yes I know Arya exists but this is also a part of the show that makes 0 sense, Arya never finished her training and she trained in assassination, not in 1v1 fighting. And many more. There are tons of issues like this where characters are suddenly retardidly dumb and its unbearable to watch. GoTs writing has turned into that of a Superhero Movie, where people die cause of the dumbest mistakes that are so very unlike how they acted when it was still going after the books.
@prayushdawda78075 жыл бұрын
"It's easy to confuse what is with what ought to be, especially when, what is, has worked out to be in your favor." Still true today!
@wafflingmean44775 жыл бұрын
Tyrion: "You're going to need to inspire devotion, and a lot of it, if you're going to rule across the Narrow Sea." Dany: "Bend the knee or die!"
@ihopemyprofilepicgivesyoun66095 жыл бұрын
Cant stand her
@mysteriosamsqwanch88015 жыл бұрын
Since women are now able to Knight, Danny can White Knight for the SJW mobs.
@shawnmontilla95935 жыл бұрын
Raymond McCoy I think you missed the point there, bucko.
@0816M3RC5 жыл бұрын
Raymond McCoy And who knights the Anti-SJW mobs? 4chan?
@mysteriosamsqwanch88015 жыл бұрын
@@0816M3RC Braun
@undead99995 жыл бұрын
"that would make me the quarter-man, just doesn't have the same ring to it" Love that one. 7:24 Dany didn't get the memo.... or maybe she kinda forgot.
@nickihere87534 жыл бұрын
undead9999 *slaps table* THANK YOU! That’s his best delivered line: his face is glorious
@booboocachoo50902 жыл бұрын
That ones my favorite
@Abygoneage5 жыл бұрын
Cersei: it's all fallen on me Tyrion: So has Jaime, according to Stannis Baratheon . The actors couldn't keep their composure 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
@jmaj45215 жыл бұрын
he was so proud of that one hahahahaha
@Eugene-fh6zp5 жыл бұрын
Sorry i dont get it. Can someone explain it to me
@arhamsaa5 жыл бұрын
@@Eugene-fh6zp" he is mocking their Incest relationship"
@JJRichardson_5 жыл бұрын
Repeatedly
@zarathos46665 жыл бұрын
Was that one even in the show, or was a blooper scene? Seems like it would be a blooper scene.
@Animefan18034 жыл бұрын
"Monsters are dangerous and right now kings are dying like flies" Uff that was more vicious than the poison that took Joffrey in the end
@brudsssss72885 жыл бұрын
The golden age of got
@naylik25625 жыл бұрын
RIP got (Season 1-4)
@Beer1015 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was good. Not great but good. Now it's just okay. Yes downvote me
@JH-dr4xo5 жыл бұрын
Liam Butler I think it was great in the first few seasons
@togi86895 жыл бұрын
Thanks to first 4 seasons it became so famous, now people are watching just bcs they have to.
@dimez37025 жыл бұрын
Togi I haven’t watched the last two episodes it’s more of a chore now. You wanna see how it ends but you also don’t want to see how bad it’s got
@Deussmorte4 ай бұрын
That was a beautiful one. "Wear it and it will never hurt you"
@andrewhy64695 жыл бұрын
Tyrion is so short because his balls weigh him down.
@jobsmine5 жыл бұрын
Ranger 300 😂
@PantherMistress885 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂😂😂
@johncapada69975 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏
@johncapada69975 жыл бұрын
Damn👏👏👏👏👏👏
@jonathancerda7945 жыл бұрын
The only comment that made me laugh
@josefzalusky73075 жыл бұрын
Joff: “yOu cOn’t insULt mEh” Tyrion: “Hold my wine.”
@jasondyrkacz82707 ай бұрын
Tyrion: Care to place a wager on that?
@benwilliamson77875 жыл бұрын
I used to laugh at how shockingly good the writing was. Now I laugh at how shockingly bad it is.
@eligebrown89985 жыл бұрын
Definitely did a 360
@904austin5 жыл бұрын
@@eligebrown8998 ... that would be a 180
@pandogstudios15125 жыл бұрын
Ben Williamson It’s not shockingly bad, it’s just depressingly simple.
@jupiter85125 жыл бұрын
glass half full, then
@hamzakais17625 жыл бұрын
Yet you laughed in both cases.
@tm5020105 жыл бұрын
Tyrion told Dany more than once or twice about the perils of “rule by fear.” She did not listen... to her ultimate ruin.
@MikeRiderOOO5 жыл бұрын
My two favorite quotes from Tyrion Lannister: “Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.” and “I drink and I know things.”
@socratized5 жыл бұрын
Best part of me for the best part of her.
@dynamicworlds15 жыл бұрын
"Why? Am I starting to make sense?" "Schemes and plots are the same thing." "Still makes me more clever than you."
@tomasvrabec18455 жыл бұрын
The top one is telling us half of Jons plot
@ZEN-eg7me5 жыл бұрын
I disagree. The best dialogue was: How would u like to die? At the age of 80, with my belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock
@TonioTonius5 жыл бұрын
Jay Sucks At KZbin i dont understand why you are so mad at that. For all his cleverness, Tyrion also always had this vulgar humor
@sh3llz25 жыл бұрын
I could watch Tyrion smack Joffrey OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER......
@goodiegoodygumdrops5 жыл бұрын
Jay There's a meme for that
@goodiegoodygumdrops5 жыл бұрын
Jay 😂
@Beanz-on-Toast5 жыл бұрын
"And now I've struck a king, did my hand fall from my wrist" is still one of my favourite lines of the entire series 😂
@johnf85845 жыл бұрын
Parkour Pickle favorite dumbass
@oscareo7545 жыл бұрын
John F alternate spellings...dumbass
@hughmongoose98545 жыл бұрын
@@johnf8584 imagine not knowing that some words have a "u" in British English but not in American English.
@johnf85845 жыл бұрын
Hugh Mongoose i don’t give a shit u England sensitive bitch, u guys just mad u lost the war
@HopeUnquenchable5 жыл бұрын
I'll take diverse spellings over rudeness any day.
@tigttfn3 жыл бұрын
Tyrion was my favorite character. I used to be so scared about them potentially killing him off. After seeing what they actually did to him... the saying, "there are worst things than death" comes to mind. :(
@TheHysteriaMan5 жыл бұрын
You missed this one: Tyrion: "Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats." Hill Tribesman: "There are no goats halfman." Tyrion: "WELL, MAKE DO!"
@VideoMask935 жыл бұрын
With that perfect implication of "Gods, do I have to think everything for you?"
@bigladnathanclips5 жыл бұрын
Not very witty tho
@mr.e78274 жыл бұрын
@@bigladnathanclips still funny tho
@gabriellenojaim2613 жыл бұрын
"Schemes and plots are the same THING." WHAT a QUIP!
@MZeternally5 жыл бұрын
He needs some good material. The writers really did him wrong
@tomasvrabec18455 жыл бұрын
@@Bedifferrent bring me wine
@lippesterlippester4005 жыл бұрын
Deadass
@chelseaezibe47655 жыл бұрын
When? Some of his lines throughout this were from the books.
@MZeternally5 жыл бұрын
@@chelseaezibe4765 Referring to the later seasons
@eddisontollett88455 жыл бұрын
Yeah Tyrion made some serious strategy mistakes in season 6 7 8. bad writing.
@LivelifeandLovedoingit Жыл бұрын
The writer for Tyrion's character thought it out so well, witty and smart. Good attitude in situations that were bad; makes me want to be like him.
@Neo2266.5 жыл бұрын
1:46 Honestly when you get a reaction like that from insulting Cersei, you know that you’re genuinely funny
@ollirune5 жыл бұрын
She wasn't being genuine though.
@pliqmilen5 жыл бұрын
I think she roasted his ass after
@OneTrueWindfall5 жыл бұрын
I actually kinda wonder if that wasn't just her losing her composure for real and just rolling with it while filming
@OneTrueWindfall5 жыл бұрын
@@slapsweats954 actors lose their composure and laugh all the time while filming. That's one of the reasons why films often have gag reels
@cheater12325 жыл бұрын
Season 1 script was one of the best in the history. Tyrion owned everyone in first 6 seasons. Now he is very confused and powerless. Which is very unlike him.
@danielkelegian53065 жыл бұрын
Powerless no more. He has all the power.
@cheater12325 жыл бұрын
@@danielkelegian5306 wasn't talking about physical power. Power of attitude. Although bring a dwarf he dominated everyone.
@flyingmintbunny155 жыл бұрын
Man throw back to when Tyrion’s hair was pretty blonde.
@peterwright53585 жыл бұрын
It became darker with the show.
@Neo2266.5 жыл бұрын
Peter Wright Or with the lack of Westeros hair stylers
@lippesterlippester4005 жыл бұрын
Hes a ginger now
@Ribby005 жыл бұрын
Jaime's golden hair ended the same way. God damn black
@eddgrs91935 жыл бұрын
It was the golden hair that made him smart.
@sunsami42722 жыл бұрын
joffrey: you can't insult me tyrion: proceeds to do just that
@jasondyrkacz82707 ай бұрын
Joffrey: You can't insult me. Tyrion: That's when it became personal.
@llgla5 жыл бұрын
If Tyrion is allowed to discipline Joffrey from young, he might turn out fine. Might not be good, but way less vicious
@FallenOne6695 жыл бұрын
@Susan Cole That's because Joffrey was the heir "destined" to become the next King. Myrcella and Tommen weren't spoiled growing up.
@marlom78822 жыл бұрын
I think he’d have grown up fine. If he was Tyrion’s son instead of Cersei’s he might not have been perfect he’d be *much better*
@markyuuki5736 Жыл бұрын
Well at least he won't be an idiot vicious king
@leosanalien99045 жыл бұрын
“Why’d you read so much?” Later... “I drink and I know things.” No book in hand ever. And every quote is from a “clever man” or rather himself.
@Canadianalbo35 жыл бұрын
I really liked this Tyrion if this version was by Daenerys side she would have taken kings landing in a hour The season 1 to 4
@Mirthfultale5 жыл бұрын
It's becuse he hasn't had a women in a while.
@lippesterlippester4005 жыл бұрын
Being by her side made him watered down
@Canadianalbo35 жыл бұрын
Mirthful Tale true but still
@kirkkork5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he isn't reading any books currently. As he said, he needs to sharpen his mind.
@sawekjasel78775 жыл бұрын
@@lippesterlippester400 I don't know why she is responsible for that. The truth is that the writers just cannot write cunning and inteligent characters like Tyrion and Varys. Their ineptitude also damaged Daenerys' storyline. She gained support of two most inteligent people we know and... they are completely useless.
@wineandread.niecyy5 жыл бұрын
"I'm entirely sure you're entirely sure what I'm suggesting." Best quote ever!
@huakunguo29995 жыл бұрын
Oh my Bran was so adorable back then, look at him now...
@Sevenerem5 жыл бұрын
I think he looks fine...
@Impersonal665 жыл бұрын
10 years old: you are a vigirous cheerful kid 16 years old: you are an autistic cabbage whose only job is sitting in a chair and playing ̶W̶a̶r̶g̶ Fortnite
@illatease5 жыл бұрын
He's fine, besides, that eye roll look could help you find your keys
@ParkHyeunWoo5 жыл бұрын
Look at mirror first.
@GenericUsername-qp1ww4 жыл бұрын
Bran the Boring
@SH-bm8yp Жыл бұрын
"And now I've struck a king! Did my hand fall from my wrist?!" Lol.
@franlovelsimic84215 жыл бұрын
Just compare this to the last three seasons, horrid dip in quality, Tyrion was truly an amazing character
@mihaimercenarul74675 жыл бұрын
Sadly it seems like he becomes dumber and dumber since season 5 to 8.
@TheStraightestWhitest5 жыл бұрын
@@mihaimercenarul7467 That's also what D&D stands for: Dumb&Dumber
@Priyo8665 жыл бұрын
Last two seasons. Season 6 was completely fine aside from Stannis/Dorne plotline.
@TheStraightestWhitest5 жыл бұрын
@@Priyo866 Nope!
@junex1474 жыл бұрын
"That would make me the quarter man, it doesn't have the same ring to it. - Best quote for me 😅
@aroyals3395 жыл бұрын
damn, this actually hurts to watch after getting used to se 7 & 8 Tyrion
@overlex4 жыл бұрын
“It’s hard to put a leash on a dog, once you’ve put a crown on its head”
@crazypunisher40665 жыл бұрын
Cersei: Aren't you always so clever with your schemes and your plots? Tyrion: Only in the first seasons, darling. Then I'll believe that you will send your troops to fight for Winterfell
@laurelsilberman5705 Жыл бұрын
Lancel sitting down with his hand over his mouth when Tyrion asks “Any thought to what Joffrey will have to say when he finds out you’ve been bedding his mother?” is PURE COMEDY
@adamosborne6855 жыл бұрын
Ahhh this hurts, to see the show when it was good and unspoiled by fan service
@GC-dz1sn5 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Cruz Your point? The show has still gone to shit due to fans influence on the producers
@isham20445 жыл бұрын
I like the irony of using fan service by butthurt fans
@ForsakenDreamer75 жыл бұрын
@@Bedifferrent If no one is going to defend it, there will be no point in attacking it. So we have to.
@MONAHAN975 жыл бұрын
The dialogue has turned absolutely atrocious which has affected Tyrion more than everyone else.
@yanisaiteldjoudi21375 жыл бұрын
Adam Osborne fan service when there is no azor ahai and arya killed the night king ? Yessss yesss
@kulsoomzaki9805 жыл бұрын
"As has Jaime repeatedly according to Stannis Baratheon" That line always makes me me smile/laugh no matter how many times i have already watched it!
@p-money335 жыл бұрын
01:47 the best exchange in GoT history
@BlackRoseRhamnous4 жыл бұрын
"Oh, a monster? Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, *kings* are dying like flies..." Joffrey's Pants: Shat
@OneReallyGrumpyJill5 жыл бұрын
Back when Tyrion was allowed to be a good character. Back before Dumb and Dumber began writing their own content.
@collaborativelearning1 Жыл бұрын
agreed, I don't like this more depressed version. But it was a little bit like that in the books after he escaped
@OneReallyGrumpyJill Жыл бұрын
@@collaborativelearning1 Well, truth be told, I am not a big fan of depressed edgy Tyrion in the books either, lol - I think Martin pushed it too far too. I always thought that Tyrion was the type of man to process trauma through cynical humor, which is why the aggression that was seen from him in later parts of story (in both show and books) just felt lame.
@4Re_ Жыл бұрын
@@OneReallyGrumpyJillWhat season did that, start happening so I, know not to buy, anything from said season, onward if I happen, to purchase a physical, copy of the series?
@hera7884 Жыл бұрын
I know this is supposed to be about Tyrion but “You can’t insult meh!” Always so funny to hear because you know he’s about to get that Slap 👋🏽
@JG_SmileSOBright Жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣 sounds just like Cartman 😂
@redbullgivesyouwings90015 жыл бұрын
10 minutes! Wtf this should just be 90% of his scenes (before season 7 anyway)
@MaSeshield5 жыл бұрын
Nah he lost a ton of his character the moment he went to essos
@Themanwiththeplan1899 Жыл бұрын
Tyrion’s roasts burn hotter than dragonfire
@JonasofPersia5 жыл бұрын
"And now I have struck a king, did my hand fall from my wrist?!" One of my favorites
@tf81595 жыл бұрын
His acting there was amazing too, shook his hand around with this false dumbfoundedness, it's great
@DiegoPujolT5 жыл бұрын
Why no season 8 moments? Oh, that’s right...
@selfcare11084 жыл бұрын
It's sad really
@piotrnowak87254 жыл бұрын
Tyrion and Jaime is from season 8.
@MKaufman8505 жыл бұрын
"let's take the smartest character on the show and make him the dumberest." - GOT writers without books to base it on.
@HopeUnquenchable5 жыл бұрын
Make him dumber? Or make him the dumbest?
@MKaufman8505 жыл бұрын
@@HopeUnquenchable you'd have to ask them, I'm just reporting the facts.
@aah78065 жыл бұрын
Oh the irony in your comment...
@MKaufman8505 жыл бұрын
@@aah7806 I realize jokes don't go so well on the internet. but you must assume everyone is drooling into a cup to think I'm not saying it wrong on purpose...
@aah78065 жыл бұрын
@@MKaufman850 It's the Internet, so I'm afraid I do have to have to assume that everyone is drooling into a cup, because pre-pubescent children usually are.
@blackenedwritings5 жыл бұрын
I think I loved him the most in season 2. It was amazing to see him outwit everybody ... until Blackwater, of course.
@canadian__ninja5 жыл бұрын
Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you. Thats just good life advice for everyone.
@THEMIMICRYM4 жыл бұрын
Peter Dinklage is a fantastic actor. His accent could use some work but man he really killed it in this role. I remember seeing him in the movie "Elf". It was comical at that time, because of the title of the film, bee now I really respect his acting skills.
@tempestates13 Жыл бұрын
I loved watching him beat the shit out of Buddy.
@DrikkiVyvi Жыл бұрын
His accent was fine , nothing wrong with it imo
@talk-supersix-seven602110 ай бұрын
@@DrikkiVyvihis accent sounds like a mid Atlantic accent, that old school posh American one. It doesn’t sound like a British one, it suits him though. But you can tell listen how he says words like “stand”. Etc
@Ar1AnX1x5 жыл бұрын
tyrion(season 1-4): has a tongue sharper than thousands of blades. tyrion(post season 4): tries really hard to sound smart and funny.
@ChrisPPotatoIDC5 жыл бұрын
Post 5*
@caffeinator18495 жыл бұрын
I drink and I know things is still pretty good tho
@gilgamesh83345 жыл бұрын
Caffeinator Problem is, he didn’t know shit from there on till the end of the series
@cubchoobii83504 жыл бұрын
You know thousands of blades are just as sharp as one blade right? Sorry i feel like a dick for pointing it out but my mind urged me to.
@Ar1AnX1x4 жыл бұрын
@@caffeinator1849 not really, it sounded like D&D was jabbing at Tyrion's character as if Tyrion randomly came up with good ideas because he's drunk. but he was sharp because he's more like Tywin compared to Jaime and Cersei and he read more books than the rest of Westeros combined.
@frankfarfan97035 жыл бұрын
I hadn’t really had as much beef with season 8 as everyone else. But seeing this, and remembering all the wisdom that was poured into Dani and that talk about fear, makes it very disappointing.
@jakobpettigrew7005 жыл бұрын
Best charachter in the show
@mrnewzmrnewz20575 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. T. Lan. Season 1-5 "You should never believe a thing just because you want to believe it."
@bnmbg7315 жыл бұрын
Robert Baratheon Season 1 is all time GOAT but he's close
@sawekjasel78775 жыл бұрын
@@bnmbg731 BOW YOU SHITS
@l.a.99655 жыл бұрын
Tyrion is my absolute favorite, thank you so much for posting this! V: "I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting." Tyrion: "I'm entirely sure you're entirely sure what I'm suggesting." 😏
@mattvsmetaverse5 жыл бұрын
Reminded yet again why Tyrion is my tied-for-first favorite. Most beautiful comebacks ever.
@pedromendes68465 жыл бұрын
3:29 Tyrion's response makes me laugh everytime
@greencyy5 жыл бұрын
0:00 also jaime looks SO different holy shit i forgot this look
@maddistrange5115 жыл бұрын
BANGTAN
@yikes49465 жыл бұрын
this was when he looked like prince charming from shrek lol
@greencyy5 жыл бұрын
@@yikes4946 IKR??? i remember the whole clowning xD
@GandalfGreyhame5 жыл бұрын
"I drink and I know things" is the true turning point in dialogue quality
@WillRock075 жыл бұрын
Good god Tyrion was an amazingly sarcastic little shit in seasons 1-4. Hilarious too. You can tell that things started to go downhill pretty much from season 5, even in this video. I don't think I laughed once from about 7 minutes in. His wit died as soon as D&D started ignoring his book material. Also throwing this out there - the fact that "I drink and I know things" has become his most well known quote is really fucking sad, he's got SO MANY amazing lines and thats not one of them.
@wndwalker5 жыл бұрын
its bc its “haha quirky and relatable” and can fit on tshirts
@TH-tl6sy5 жыл бұрын
This video hurts my heart. Tyrion has always been my favourite character. It's awful to see what Benioff and Weiss have done to this character. Even the rare nuggets in later seasons like "It's what I do, I drink and I know things" was an episode written by Dan Hill.
@eny11035 жыл бұрын
The dwarf the cripple and the mother of madness! -my fav line!
@CaptainCocaine5 жыл бұрын
Need to update this for season 8. Nevermind. It already is.
@dabeastfromdaweast97885 жыл бұрын
7:22 9:29 Amazing how Daenerys forgot these lessons so quickly.
@TheStraightestWhitest5 жыл бұрын
"Bend the knee and live, or refuse... And die!"
@jonaqpetla_5 жыл бұрын
She didn't, really. Only D&D did. Dumb and Dumber, truly.
@bloodypine225 жыл бұрын
@@jonaqpetla_ it's most likely the ending that GRRM gave them.
@Io-Io-Io5 жыл бұрын
She always was a power maniac. It shone through over and over again.
@abdulkhadirsyed4139 Жыл бұрын
Joffrey: " You're talking to a king" Tyrion: "Now I've struck a king, did my hand fall from my fist " Bad Ass moment
@Blackbassguy5 жыл бұрын
I forgot how clever Tyrion was in the earlier seasons
@totonghiem2061 Жыл бұрын
I've never watched Game of Thrones but came across a short of Tyrion and literally fell for this man's voice
@demJem095 жыл бұрын
love how you kept in the reactions after the roast lines hahaha
@FallOutJosie4 жыл бұрын
"it's all fallen on me" "as has jaime repeatedly according to stannis baratheon" ".....you're funny" ok but ngl that was really good lol
@LuLuTheGremlin5 жыл бұрын
My God this is a totally different Tyrion than the one we have now, it's jarring how different.
@nellihhffjdcfkfd87535 жыл бұрын
I almost forgot how much I loved Tyrion and how clever he was. Don’t blame me, season 8 is just a whole ‘nother deal
@MrGeorgeFlorcus5 жыл бұрын
4:44 Varys subtly grinning at Tyrion's comments makes me smile
@gundamnmechas85185 жыл бұрын
"...As has Jaime repeatedly according to Stannis Baratheon..." oof
@maxmaximum23165 жыл бұрын
The writing was amazing in the first few seasons.
@jaimhaas51704 жыл бұрын
I gotta give thumbs up to this actor. He has made this character charming...brash..witty...and truly enjoyable to watch.