Superheroes CANNOT Handle ALLAT (REACTION)

[@BaithNa]

"You're chasing the milk, meanwhile the milk is chasing the milkman" -Scru 2025

[@justasimplemanworkinghiswa1569]

thats a bar

[@MavvyMaloneTV]

🔥

[@NK-dt1kp]

Bars 😂

[@alexlovehall7796]

thats a bar

[@aniocitex1131]

I’ll say this, Sue was with Reed before the powers

[@user-ly8yn4uo6m]

Fax

[@scopecentral000]

A real one, i see

[@rambu3013]

This video is just Zephfire tweaking about milk and Spiderman😅

[@ziriebenton6659]

Bro’s a down bad J Jonah Jameson. “He’s a menace! An enemy of the law and a threat to my milk cravings!”

[@yellow_flash813]

​@@ziriebenton6659 🤣🤣😭 im legit crying, this was hilarious

[@kite36]

Not gonna lie we gonna chill on spiderman . He popped Gwen, silk, black cat, MJ, about to pop Web Head, popped a midget , popped Ms.Marvel(before she X became captain marvel, went on dates with She Hulk, popped some other cosmic girls, Carlie, Kitty Pride, silver sable, Jill Stacy, Michelle Gonzales, Sarah Rushman, Emma Frost, Rogue. Hell, Luke Cages wife was tryna mess with spiderman when they were younger. Spiderman has pulled an immense amount of jawns in his life and he usually fumbles post hit fr.

[@princesscrystal6410]

Bro is a harem anime protagonist

[@deezzyy21]

But can't keep or handle nothing just what women call a pretty boy with weak meat game

[@raymondburrell8008]

Didn't he try with T'chala's sister Yuri or kinda hinted at in comics or games?

[@deezzyy21]

@@kite36 all it takes is random comic book writers to make a excessive amount of love stories for all this to happen. I'll make a comic series of Sync clapping the marvel verse like they do with spiderman

[@thedappermagician6905]

But he always hit. And usually not just once. So that's gotta count for something

[@randomyoutuber2633]

Zephfire gotta be top 10 funniest commentary youtubers out rn.

[@TheRagheb95]

He is top 3

[@Eriotcivayluman]

@@TheRagheb95 Yeah, it's between Codenamesuper, Blankboy and Zephire for me

[@King_Astro743]

@@EriotcivaylumanReal

[@Niggcolo]

He top 3 and he ain’t third or second.

[@betuna9487]

Codenamesuper still needs some work​@@Eriotcivayluman

[@6Simply6Sean6]

i dont remember perfectly, but i believe Sue Storm had a crush on Reid Richards, which caused her to become a scientist and allat to be around him more. But im pretty sure theres like a 15 year age gap

[@ChiBoomyBoom]

You’re correct

[@Patrick-jd1ku]

yeah but the age gap was pt into the lore by John Byrne, who was a massive fucking creep and asshole so we can ignore that because it sucks.

[@Dell-ol6hb]

That's crazy, they gave her no character besides being attracted to Reid Richards

[@6Simply6Sean6]

@ I’m sure she has character and whatnot, I was just mentioning what I knew from like the F4 movies, the newer one where Sue and Johnny are like step siblings?

[@DanielHearn]

Zephire: Yeah thst brother starvin 😂

[@aniocitex1131]

9:45 off the top of my head. Storm, Okoye, Rocket (DC not the raccoon), Hawkgirl (kinda swaps in between), Vixen, and that’s all I got

[@mikejohnson1765]

Also Misty Knight and Bumblebee (the dc one not the autobot). Not a very long list, sad to say.

[@seangotti3]

Riri Williams, Shuri, Nubia(DC), Captain Marvel ( she was black in a comic run before Carol Danvers became Ms. Marvel)

[@Youonyouon]

There's also domino, surprised you guys missed her.

[@chriscolombie4135]

Storm is the baddest 😩

[@Rwhalt]

There’s also Monica Rambeau, but not sure if she was ever a lead. Eartha Kitt was THE Catwoman of Batman 67!

[@gravestone93]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He was Mr. Fantastic before the powers. ☠️☠️☠️

[@MeltyVampire]

Never getting that pokemon cypher lol he must be beefing with everyone in nerdcore now

[@NigelByrd]

Pretty much

[@emana-x2n]

only kezura lol

[@angel0faxes192]

​@@emana-x2n and ty too

[@emana-x2n]

@@angel0faxes192 whats his beef with ty wild i thought it was only 954mari

[@angel0faxes192]

​@emana-x2n ty didnt respond to Jamar Rose diss track and scru got mad at him for it

[@RyokoEarth]

Scru you gotta realize, every casual like me who just likes superheroes is playing too. You really don’t gotta worry about the sweats, there’s so many players that those dudes just rank up and you play against casuals. And this game go crazy dude

[@Shadow_n_Smoke]

Can confirm, am filthy casual.

[@LOSTWRLD_T]

Not only can Spider-Man get huzz but he also can web you to a wall for fun😂

[@greenshyguyfrommario]

4:32 BRO LIVES IN LIKE RHE BIGGEST BUILDING IN NYC AND HAS ENOUGH BREAD TO FUND THE DAMN ANTI-GALACTUS ARMOR (look it up) Plus don’t forget Reed saw Namor forcing himself on Sue once and punched him out of like a 20 story building before jumping out the window to pursue his fade. (Fantastic Four Vol. 1, Issue 412 for those interested) Edit: also Idk why bro expected Susan to look at Silver Surfer like he wasn’t a dude with no clothes floating around looking like he was from future Bikini bottom where everything is chrome and just be chill about it like “Hey, my name is Susan, what’s yours?😐”

[@sideman236]

8:35 hold on, bro got vacals 🔥🔥💯

[@OluwadamiyanAwesanya]

It's "Invisible Woman" actually 😶😶

[@A_Acat]

Zephfire sounding mad jealous rn

[@originalterrterrbear]

8:50 SCRU HIT THEM NOTES 🎶 YESSIR ❤❤❤❤

[@NK-dt1kp]

Fr

[@highlandave8507]

Storm Vixen Misty Knight Monica Rambeau Nubia Natasha Irons (Steel's niece who took his place, remember the Shaq movie Steel? That's a DC character) I'm sure there's more, but there's not a whole lot that's put out there and the few there are either very obscure or are kids and teenagers like Bumblebee and Abigail Lincoln from Codename Kids Next Door.

[@dbears1603]

I think there's an adult bumble bee and Rocket in young justice

[@bopqw1055]

for a video like this storm married to black panther cant be stolen. vixen with green lantern also not getting taken. captain marvel (Monica Rambeau) no one talking about her, and the rest are forgettable or in very stable relationships.

[@MeltyVampire]

Monica so sexy

[@BaithNa]

Storm and T'Challa got divorced but they're on good terms

[@BaithNa]

Monica is currently with the Blue Marvel

[@thedeed8740]

Because they could HANDLE ALLAT

[@ultraflamecoolkid5238]

Another one is black canary with green arrow. The only time she cheated on him if I remember correctly was all star batman which I will never accept as a comic they completely trashed batman's character in that comic book series.

[@skywalka02]

3:11 now that was a BAR!!!!!!!!

[@andrewp.stewart4585]

There’s also Vixen and Black Lightning’s daughters from DC

[@demiladegeorge5851]

0:54 That would be Professor Utonium.

[@Itsnegachin]

Zeph was on one with this

[@wakaman94]

look man all i’m saying is i’d fold like oragami too if jessica alba with allat milk came by too.

[@yellow_flash813]

Talk to em ✋️😌🤚

[@jboogi90]

Reed richards is the smartest man on the planet and hes rich. Sue storm is smart to she went to college just to be with reed.

[@mr.aNdErsOn88]

🤓🤓

[@mr.aNdErsOn88]

And second smartest...

[@NousagiCaptain]

@@mr.aNdErsOn88I mean….that emoji is what pulled Sue so……lol

[@mr.aNdErsOn88]

@@NousagiCaptain as a lifelong Doom fan, I couldn't resist the reaction

[@Mr.Rabot6688]

there are a lot of popular black superheroines but if you're relying on strictly movies then you won't know them. for example the new wonder woman is black she's called nubia, then you have vixen, monica rambeau, shuri, pantha, bumble bee, XS, Rocket, Amada Waller is not a superhero but she's pretty popular, you have thunder and lightning the daughters of black lightning, danielle cage daughter of luke cage,Aliyah Bishop is the daughter of Bishop,there's monet st. croix, ofc you have storm, Jessica Cruz green lantern is latino. If you want to go with newer characters you have moon girl, iron heart and Sojourner the new green lantern. if we want to go movies then valkrie from thor is black and so is catwoman, Aisha Cambell was the yellow ranger, tanya sloan was also the yellow ranger, Domino from the deadpool 2, Darla from Shazam.

[@jzzi6137]

W list man 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@thedappermagician6905]

Yessir! The Swiss Miss fine dimes are loaded in the comics but if you not about it then you just wouldn't know. Representation is pretty damn solid if you're about that business. If not, yeah it looks like Alaska in Winter. Also, you a REAL one for dropping the Monica St. Croix. You have true Patrician taste

[@Cloudfantasy_]

omg i was the same scru i was like " im nice at games, imma cook" and then came the reality check, but that game is actually fun just stay away from ranked games just play quickplay and u will have a good time

[@kingmaou4690]

The ones that are insecure are the ones that be sayin sh like "if it was me". Bro talking about band for band with richard as if fantastic wouldn't drown him with it. And bro talking like as if silver silver wouldnt do whatever he wants with him if he was there lmao.

[@deangulberry201]

9:20 • Storm • Vixen • Ironheart/Riri Williams • Misty Knight • Shuri • Spectrum/Photon/Monica Rambeau • Cecilia Reyes • Batgirl (From the TV Show 'Batgirl') • Starfire (from the TV Show 'Titans') • Calypso (The girl who gave Kraven his powers after he was attacked in 'Kraven the Hunter') ...There are more but those are just a few I could think of right off the top of my head! There is quite a few but not nearly enough in my opinion.

[@NousagiCaptain]

I mean sure but thats like all of them lol. And to top it off you had to crossover to DC to get more names.

[@coreragestudios3430]

You're chasing the Milk meanwhile the Milk chasing the Milkman! 🥛😭

[@HamiHamilton-sqk]

Bro you gotta react to his older videos

[@Jazza507pty]

7:43 Iain Starlord(he got the switches), Namor, Punisher, Venom & Loki

[@haidershah9870]

Scru you gotta react to the Captain America being racist one😂 by zepfire

[@marianno-pz6by]

He can grow Any part of his body 13 kilometers so no not 19 inches of venom 13 kilometers of reed

[@ShadowRealm124]

Shameik Moore caught a stray 🤣🤣🤣

[@Micheal_Anthony_1996]

Reed Richards can literally stretch his body. Bro could literally helicopter his shit and probably achieve flight. I'm just saying, sue has her reason

[@thashana_0194]

There's the new iron-man girl, iron heart. She takes the iron man mantel. Then there's also misty Knight. She's a lesser known heroine with a bionic arm

[@69Kazeshini]

There's also photon and oya from the xmen.

[@domfour8109]

I can't think of anyone on the same level as Storm, but off the top of my head you have Dune, Nubia, the first female Captain Marvel, Rocket and Fire. To be fair as well I feel like Storm does a lot more ass kicking than most female super heroes in general and is basically the secondary, sometimes main, leader of the X-men.

[@Sportscenteralirl]

😂😂dis whole vid was funny

[@Ronin-kk4bt]

This video is crazy but I’m here for it 😂

[@RJ-ds2xl]

Can you react to cjdachamp: Anos Voldigoad the demon king of rizz?

[@Rangerino]

Zephire got hit with that snowbunny mind control

[@Blueblure98]

Susan Storm is the Name of the invisible chick

[@ALUCARDTWILLIGHT]

Tobi the OG

[@justchillin7896]

You mean to tell me you don't know about the black girl in the limited edition series where Ultron came back in chapter 3 on the 3rd panel? What a casual

[@renzmiguelberonguezmanzano8836]

I swear to God if you hear a Dude screaming in Mandarin run😂😂😂

[@GABRIEL-0702]

this is not a weird video for him that's Zeph in his natural habitat 😂😂😂

[@bimgblue]

all i'm gonna say, is mfs saying reed can't handle sue are lying he's literally marvel luffy. he is like one of the few who CAN handle all that 😭😭

[@dominiccampbell181]

How he gonna say Reed can't handle Sue, when his power literally lets him stretch every single part of his body?

[@stickman-sama]

No. He can’t make the same video with black superhero girls. The main point of the video is that the superhero men can’t handle the superhero women. 1st of all: there aren’t many black superhero’s to talk about 2nd: the superhero girls that do exist are with real gangstas. For example: Storm is married to Black Panther.

[@SyLuX636]

Then, she divorced his ass cause cause he wasn't all that, lol

[@ΤΟΣΠΟΥΔΑΙΟ]

​@@SyLuX636didn't she divorce him because he was all that? 😂

[@cpaid]

I can’t even remember if my boy Static Shock was pulling them lol

[@vergiltheartofpower6616]

Bro allat is ignoring the fact the nerd REED was a beast in college.

[@SWAGTVmusic]

Bro Scru face really bout crashed out over white girls bruh smh

[@dblevels3254]

Does anyone know what the music in the back at 2:28 called?

[@HazardousKatana]

Bro, sweats are a different breed. Don't feel bad, they haven't roche grass in YEARS 😂

[@yummy_slippers471]

There's a comic panel where Reed and Sue are just finished "doing the deed" and Reed says he's going to get some water and asks sue if she wants some and the fucking words on her text bubble are shaking. Oh Reed can handle it gang Also no in the main cannon she is 100% faithful to Reed, she kissed Namor because he was gonna flood the entire of NYC and said he'd stop it if she kissed him (cause he lowkey been chasing her for a min, like lich since the 1st day), the cinematic universe F4 is a different universe to the main cannon so the silver surfer shit didn't happen in cannon.

[@WeebtasticPrime]

Zephfire is about to turn into Hulk with all that with Envy.

[@justasimplemanworkinghiswa1569]

you def missing on marvel rivals. Its the best shooter out rn without a doubt

[@emeraldace541]

Im an not going to lie that peter having that much game is so hard to believe that it should be impossible, man has at least top 5 chick magnets of all of comics

[@dantejohns2250]

Ngl scru since you fw kengan asura and Baki, u need to react hajime no ippo a boxing anime

[@RyokoEarth]

“Why isn’t there more black females like this” Come on bro we all know why

[@brucenatelee]

7:12 Same... PVE ever since quitting Destiny 2.

[@pearsgoodfruit]

SCRU FACE HAVE U EVER SEEN THE UNRELEASED GLORB SONG?? LOOK IT UP AND MAYBE MAKE A VIDEO ON IT

[@franklinvisto447]

What new song?

[@scoonii4420]

Love you scru...we need a SS3 Vegeta reaction now that it's cannon. I know you hate daima but I would love to hear your thoughts on it.

[@rimurugluttony]

In all honesty, Storm is the only black female hero I can think of

[@jbomber4416]

tbf as someone who knows a lot about comics i cant even think of many black female superheros. like theres storm and vixen and black lightnings 2 daughters but aside from that im struggling. also on ur MJ point internetaaron has a vid talking about MJ and the messed up shit she did to bro could be a good reaction

[@bolinatrix]

Spider-Man fumbling his baddies is not his fault. His villains take all of his confidence

[@Ducq33]

16:09 bruh ain’t no way you said that TOBEY is the most creepiest Spider-Man when Shameek Moore is standing right there. Tobey is the MOST accurate live action spider-man (he’s literally the best).

[@lakeshaakui5760]

You should do a reaction to Blitz by Okay fine

[@Sumnikka305]

Yo, can we get some more Ace Vane reactions? The super friends raps and songs are immaculate.

[@morbiddad994]

Pokemon cypher 2024 when 😭😭😭😭

[@GyalXE_RSA]

The anime community and him dont mess with each other

[@NigelByrd]

​in other words... never

[@90sprinceofcrime67]

Yall know, he don't rock with anime rap anymore

[@thandilenosa3405]

Scru should react to more Ace Vane

[@bitviper3430]

15:29 Pretty sure this happened before Dagger started dating Cloak

[@wolftrolleryilanar2226]

The only reason Spider-man fumbles is because of the Writers, the character is goated that the writers have to nerf him

[@depressed_kiwi4920]

Either there's a comic out there where Sue is ACTUALLY into nemor or she is being threatened or mind controlled by him. Because nemor is a dickhead that chased sue EVERYWHERE, even tho she rejected him time and time again. Plus, it's obvious nemor doesn't care that she's married. He is still tryna get her, EVEN NOW IN MARVEL RIVALS. Edit: I really need my glasses because I'm just now realizing that it was tchalla in the water with Sue and not nemor😭😭. I really need to pay attention better😅. On another note, damn bruh, I didn't know Susan was like that because she was in love with Reed for years. Did something happen between them?

[@JannicolasSihombing-ry5ce]

HERE ARE ALL THE BADDIES THAT SPIDERMAN (Peter Parker) PULL: 1. Mary Jane 2. Spider-Gwen (Gwen Stacy) 3. jill Stacy (Gwen's Cousin) 4. Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) 5. Carlie Cooper (NYPD Officer) 6. Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers) 7. Kitty Pryde (X-Men) 8. Michele Gonzales (His Roomates) 9. Silver Sable 10. Black Widow (Nancy Rushman) 11. Spider woman (Jess) 12. Betty Brant (DB Secretary) 13. Emma Frost 14. Rouge (X-Men) 15. Queen (Adriana Soria) 16. Firestar 17. Silk Spider (Cindy Moon) 18. Mockingbird (Hawkeye's Ex-Wife) 19. Sarah Rushman (X-Force) 20. Jessica Jones (The Avangers) 21. Invisible Girl (Sue Storm F4) 22. Jean Grey (X-Men) 23. Dagger (Tandy Bowen) 24. Liz Allan (Screwball) 25. Ms.Marvel (Kamala Khan) And There's still More, I didn't put them because they are A Once Used Character for peter, or because they Only showed in one Comic, But Damn, This Nerdy Really PULL A LOT OF BADDIES, INCLUDING OTHER'S BADDIES, nah Spiderman Really Is the FUMBLE KING

[@prodtre]

if superheroes cant what make yall think anyone else can lmao 🤣

[@KillerPhoenixesClan]

Jeff... Jeff is who I rock with. That is the greatest creature to exist. I am unshakable in this opinion. Moon Man packs me up on the regular though. He's pretty nice too.

[@corneliousdriverll5735]

I got U bro Storm Vixen Iris Allen Rocket ( of and Icon DC ) Bumblebee DC Catwoman Yurichi Starfire ( she’s not white but gold close enough and was played by a sister in TITANS ) Photon ( black Captain Marvel in the 80s she’s the baddie in Marvels the movie) Amanda Waller

[@AdderMoray]

You'll never see a video like this about Storm because Ororo has great taste in her assorted selection of men and women and files them neatly where they belong.

[@danhunt285]

Nah. You right. Storm is the main black female hero. Love her but I do need some more.

[@Cbev1994]

But ya there's Misty Knight, Nighthawk, Glory Grant, Storm, Stevie Hunter, Spectrum, Foxfire, Frenzy, Friction, Pathway Silencer, Charlotte Jones, Tempo, Longbow, Silhouette, Nocturne, Pirouette, Shard, Wildstreak, Lightbright Krystalin, Neurotap, M, Twilight, Cecilia Reyes, Murmur, Davida Kirby, Ladyhawk, Charmer, Rapunzel Meteorite, Saint Anna, Angel Salvadore, Sasquatch, Longstrike, Venus Dee Milo, Hub, Whiz Kid, Aja-Adanna, Debrii Cipher, Melita Garner, Oya, Sun Girl, Decay, Fantomelle, Marvel Woman, Nova, Ironheart, Alloy in marvel

[@cashordeals3672]

Honestly I don't know who is luckier gambit or black panther [before they divorced]

[@soshea1]

He be pullin other superhero's girls just for fun. So he's Drake then.

[@yummy_slippers471]

Rivals fun as hell bro def give it a shot if you want, I been playing Magik and Cloak and Dagger they really fun bro

[@melvinmacaulay711]

Storm, Vixen, Catwoman, Queen Bee "those who know know 👀", Rocket, Artemis "young justice" , Bumblebee, Nightshade, Calypso e.t.c if u want to spec out of marvel and DC We have Drolta who recently had the world drooling from castlevania

[@jahnybravo2168]

The great thing about Marvel Rivals is you can totally pretend you're playing a single player game if you feel like it. I just pick a character i like and play with them over and over in quick play. Eventually you get good with that character by sticking with them. Or you just have fun getting to finally play as that character in a decent Marvel game.

[@versati1eceo]

4:35 …. Yes he can💀😭 bro just sounds like a hater vid but that’s why we love Zeph.

[@Cbev1994]

Storm, photon, frenzy, dr Reyes, shuri in the comics is kinda fine too to be honest. Marvel has a sizeable list of black women

[@technokingshadow6323]

But I didn't know he was able to steal a kiss from both Invisible Woman and Jean Grey and Dagger

[@chillsquadtray1285]

I play with iron fist or Jeff the shark no other options 😂

[@jonathanmaldonado2499]

Hold on, bro Got some vocals!

[@Ducq33]

12:16 the reason why there’s not a lot of black women in comics is because no one is making them. People settle for race swaps but just how you thought about “black cat woman” they aren’t the OGs (it’s a consolation prize).

[@tesswolf666]

Misty Knight Ororo Munroe Monica Rambeau Bumblebee Crimson Avenger Vixen Cecilia Reyes Rocket Nubia Thunder Ironheart Natasha Irons Shuri

[@philipkoch7570]

You should check out ""okay fine", they also do this AI stuff, and the flow always goes pretty smooth and it doesn't feel so much AI, if you know waht I mean. Now the lyric is up for you to judge.

[@K2theG4Evr]

Lol bro really is down bad. Sue always been bad but never built like what we see in rivals 😂

[@DJ34591]

Bro ya gotta listen to yng martyrs most recent song called burr. I legit thought he forgot to turn on the Dankton filter in it cause it sounds exactly like glorb

[@Silky_YT17]

Wolverine took storm from black panther and black cat from Peter bro a menace

[@wonder_004h]

Mind you, Storm got with Wolverine after T'Challa said not to

[@dbears1603]

Nah they showed alt versions of them together in the original x-men 97

[@Silky_YT17]

@@dbears1603 he’s talking about the comics storm and wolverine slept while she was married to T’challa and got together when she and black panther got divorced in it seems like they are about to get back together now

[@dbears1603]

@Silky_YT17 thanks

[@XenonOverdrive99]

yeah comics really dont have too many A-list black female superheroes. there's a decent amount of black female super heroes for sure like Monica Rambeau, Vixen, Captain Universe, and Misty Knight, but the issue is they are B and C tier characters. Storm is probably the only A tier one in terms of popularity

[@ThomasThomas2x3989]

Why are you so pressed about the snowbunnie stuff isn't your girlfriend Mexican?? Stop trying to push this "black" narrative bro