Supermarket haul for you (ASMR)

Grabbed a couple things from the store that you said you needed:
00:04:25 Provolone Cheese
00:05:45 Turkey Breast
00:06:16 Roast Beef (so rare, it moos)
00:06:58 Jalapeno Cheddar Cheese
00:07:56 Deli Pickle
00:09:54 Cucumber
00:10:43 Green Bell pepper
00:11:35 Asian Pear with protective mesh thingie on it
00:12:43 Lemons
00:13:40 Apples
00:14:34 Avocado
00:15:40 Duck tape & disposable gloves
00:17:54 Hot pockets - Philly Steak & Cheese
00:19:34 Hungry Man - Salisbury Steak with Brownie
00:21:00 Blueberries
00:22:07 Skittles
00:23:02 Gummi bears
00:23:46 Swedish Fish
00:25:09 Twizzlers
00:26:12 Butterscotch pudding with REAL MILK
00:27:10 Bovine mammary fluids
00:28:25 A soda product
00:31:48 Gefilte Fish
00:32:30 Matzos
00:33:39 A mustard product that you didn't ask for
00:34:46 Coconut Milk Chocolate Truffles
00:35:51 Grape Flavored Wholesome Fruit Juice Drink
00:38:01 Cool Ranch Doritos
00:39:18 Sour Cream & Onion Potato Chips
00:40:27 Funyuns
00:41:36 Yeast
00:42:36 Corned Beef
00:44:05 Tuna fish
00:45:00 Cat food
00:46:54 Chocolate chip cookies
00:48:07 Double Stuff Oreos
00:48:55 Bird seed
00:50:41 Kitty litter
00:51:35 Sugary Cereals
00:53:30 Easy Cheese
00:54:20 Pizza Flavored Pringles
00:54:34 Bleach
00:56:36 Nesquik chocolate milk
00:57:45 Single Ply Toilet Paper
00:59:09 Peppermint Tea
01:00:36 Earl Grey Tea
01:01:33 Baking Soda
01:02:36 Aluminum Foil
01:03:48 Making some room on the table
01:04:15 Flour
01:05:42 Granola bar
01:06:36 Bread
01:08:07 Eggs
01:09:44 Angel Hair Pasta
01:10:44 Ramen Noodles - Sriracha Chicken flavor
01:11:38 Ramen Noodles - Oriental Flavor
01:12:21 Ramen Noodles - Beef flavor
01:13:10 Ramen Noodles - Shrimp flavor
01:14:22 Hot Wheels Car
01:16:14 Socks
01:17:38 Vaseline
01:18:44 Extra Virgin Olive Oil
01:20:18 Cranberry Juice
01:21:30 Blueberry Pop Tarts
01:22:45 Spam
01:23:43 Pistachios
01:25:33 Slim Jim
01:26:33 Mayo
01:28:02 Soft Tortillas
01:29:15 3 Kinds of Peanut Butter
01:31:04 Sorta Fresh Italian Bread

[@rozezeal]

"I didn't get the cocaine" *repeatedly inhales trying to clear nose from cocaine*

[@kaiserfox44]

Roze Z blood runs down from his nose

[@tribalmonkey7009]

He meant that he didn't get any for us.

[@rozezeal]

Morphy exactly ;-;

[@morgangobin6550]

Roze Z Oh, that's the joke? I thought he just had allergies! 😅

[@Utzuki]

Rift is an amazing actor :]

[@TheLuxma]

-Oh honey you went to the supermarket -Nah this is for my internet friends

[@qubox692]

lmao

[@ASMRWeekly]

heheehee

[@RealDerekDean]

Luis Moldes lmfao

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

You mean family

[@musca-pb6ic]

i'm really wondering how he can keep a straight face

[@SilverShinSplint]

"Do you mind if I tap on your pickle?" Uncle E is the first uncle to ever ask first

[@Adam-wk4lj]

SilverShinSplint at least he asked

[@owenm734]

God u poor sod, I feel for you.

[@gangstakittie7699]

SilverShinSplint and not the last

[@DDunc1020]

You're fucked up

[@nookularbomb1941]

"I bought you food" *I sleep* "I bought you toys" *Real shit?*

[@JEBLego]

for me it's true the other way around

[@TitaniumAnarchy]

Fucking kek

[@aidanrocha2043]

Nookular Bomb I bought you a tool album ASCENDED

[@swaggaming69420]

I brought u a video game *FUCKING WOKE*

[@prettybasic5019]

question is, what kinda of toys

[@austinconnly7888]

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong the cocaine is sold by the homely gentlemen BEHIND the grocery store

[@zcraw-2k46]

Austin Connly it was a supermarket not a grocery store lol it's whatever

[@fluhmix6786]

ZCraw -2K4 its the same thing

[@jimbobmcmuffin4549]

Austin Connly thank you for clarifying fine sir

[@typezman]

I know this video is supposed to be relaxing (and it is) but was I the only that laughed by what he said a few times?

[@whocareslol9113]

Austin Connly lmao

[@nv_deleted7843]

I knew that last video meant something

[@yawn9327]

S33THAN 14 Right ?

[@kemptcode]

S33THAN 14 I genuinely thought he was going to go get me some lunch meats :(

[@factorychicken7785]

666th like

[@mewmasterxd8072]

S33THAN 14 oof

[@hippykidd1363]

Underrated comment

[@mdfleming80]

Sniffing during the cocaine bit- a master stroke.

[@joeking5917]

It took you 2 days to come back from the market? Rift, Are you cheating on me?

[@alexgriffin694]

*opens window and jumps out laughing all the way to the ground*

[@nicholasfield4930]

Joe King *intensifies* the line was just really long

[@nuttygeezer830]

Deep one dave was sorting those pickles out for him

[@bluepatriot6078]

dude just dropped like $300 on random shit just for a video. Fucking GOAT AF

[@97lpreston]

BluePatriot 60 to be fair he can eat this stuff haha

[@peresusjacksonfan]

LegoGuy87 what ad?

[@Plazali]

97lpreston not the bleach

[@PicklePatch]

goat?

[@thesun6948]

Destiny Pezantes the ads in general

[@KapnHook]

Wait, what? Did you actually get things that we requested?!? You're seriously the greatest KZbinr of all time. Cannot believe you did this lol.

[@magic8ball202]

Dad.. you finally came back from the store :,)

[@JEBLego]

He's our uncle, not our father, silly.

[@nuttygeezer830]

What kind of dad forgets to get his sons cocaine from the supermarket??? Worst dad ever, imma right?

[@tobixxx6696]

Vibey Geezer he's all about the muajhanas man

[@bennygokgoye3974]

That’s not your dad. That’s his twin brother.

[@cobonthecob1542]

Stop

[@thebiggestbigmacever6315]

You didn't get my box of condoms so now I am a proud father of 5

[@thebiggestbigmacever6315]

Albi at least abortion is still a thing am I right?

[@iLikeC00kieDough]

the biggest big Mac ever that was quick

[@Name-xy9gk]

the biggest big Mac ever my man can't even pull out the damn drive way 😫😫

[@helix7104]

"Proud"

[@_Claire_05]

Wouldn't you be a sad father of 5 cause they would have been a accident.

[@BoyofDestiny]

so many items! you're spoiling us Rift!

[@tralx5268]

Timestamps for mobile users: 00:04:25 Provolone Cheese 00:05:45 Turkey Breast 00:06:16 Roast Beef (so rare, it moos) 00:06:58 Jalapeno Cheddar Cheese 00:07:56 Deli Pickle 00:09:54 Cucumber 00:10:43 Green Bell pepper 00:11:35 Asian Pear with protective mesh thingie on it 00:12:43 Lemons 00:13:40 Apples 00:14:34 Avocado 00:15:40 Duck tape & disposable gloves 00:17:54 Hot pockets - Philly Steak & Cheese 00:19:34 Hungry Man - Salisbury Steak with Brownie 00:21:00 Blueberries 00:22:07 Skittles 00:23:02 Gummi bears 00:23:46 Swedish Fish 00:25:09 Twizzlers 00:26:12 Butterscotch pudding with REAL MILK 00:27:10 Bovine mammary fluids 00:28:25 A soda product 00:31:48 Gefilte Fish 00:32:30 Matzos 00:33:39 A mustard product that you didn't ask for 00:34:46 Coconut Milk Chocolate Truffles 00:35:51 Grape Flavored Wholesome Fruit Juice Drink 00:38:01 Cool Ranch Doritos 00:39:18 Sour Cream & Onion Potato Chips 00:40:27 Funyuns 00:41:36 Yeast 00:42:36 Corned Beef 00:44:05 Tuna fish 00:45:00 Cat food 00:46:54 Chocolate chip cookies 00:48:07 Double Stuff Oreos 00:48:55 Bird seed 00:50:41 Kitty litter 00:51:35 Sugary Cereals 00:53:30 Easy Cheese 00:54:20 Pizza Flavored Pringles 00:54:34 Bleach 00:56:36 Nesquik chocolate milk 00:57:45 Single Ply Toilet Paper 00:59:09 Peppermint Tea 01:00:36 Earl Grey Tea 01:01:33 Baking Soda 01:02:36 Aluminum Foil 01:03:48 Making some room on the table 01:04:15 Flour 01:05:42 Granola bar 01:06:36 Bread 01:08:07 Eggs 01:09:44 Angel Hair Pasta 01:10:44 Ramen Noodles - Sriracha Chicken flavor 01:11:38 Ramen Noodles - Oriental Flavor 01:12:21 Ramen Noodles - Beef flavor 01:13:10 Ramen Noodles - Shrimp flavor 01:14:22 Hot Wheels Car 01:16:14 Socks 01:17:38 Vaseline 01:18:44 Extra Virgin Olive Oil 01:20:18 Cranberry Juice 01:21:30 Blueberry Pop Tarts 01:22:45 Spam 01:23:43 Pistachios 01:25:33 Slim Jim 01:26:33 Mayo 01:28:02 Soft Tortillas 01:29:15 3 Kinds of Peanut Butter 01:31:04 Sorta Fresh Italian Bread Have fun!

[@valtervk3813]

Tralx hiw the fuck you know this when you wrote the comment 19 minutes after the vid was uploaded and the vid is 1 hour??????

[@superbanananinja]

valrer vk It's in the description, but mobile users can't click on it. He probably just copied and pasted that list from the description

[@valtervk3813]

well that is the moment when I realize I'm dumb af😂🐹 sorry for the stupid qestion mate!❤😂

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

Tralx 54:34 oh yes

[@petestroup4000]

Tralx can't click on the description ones....appreciate it.....child?..

[@SeafoamKitten]

Omg the pickle tapping was so good and thank you for the abundant pickle innuendos

[@Chocolatediknballzshake]

Ok

[@jackbeason8058]

"Dad can we put the groceries in the fridge yet?" "No son im doing an ASMR"

[@whocareslol9113]

jack beason genious

[@Lycosa]

Evil Catipillar Pachimari ❤️

[@busterburgundy9520]

Not many youtubers even interact with their fans. It surprises me because I looooove it. It makes me feel like I'm involved. If you do more stuff like this in the future, I will be pleased

[@celeste1823]

"I won't grab your pickle with my whole hand, I'll just grab the tip" -ER 2017

[@eduardoGutierrez-yz5cr]

I'm tapping pretty hard

[@christophernava2284]

Carl Filion I'm sorry I touched your pickle, but you know ....you can always wash off your pickle lol ......He cracks me up every time

[@theish8632]

*uncomfortable*

[@nuttygeezer830]

Have you washed your pickle? Is it still in date?

[@TechnoBro999]

Vibey Geezer no my pickle is old and wrinkly

[@User_1767]

I legitimately would've loved to see Paul at the checkout. 'Pickles, lemons, cheese, duct tape, rubber glove... rope... Um... Sir...'

[@SEBi3S]

I love this man so much. Like literally, life without Uncle E simply wouldn't be as enjoyable.

[@jackmccarthy113]

Words can't describe how fucking fantastic you are.

[@tingletheatreasmr4598]

Yea he really is amazing!

[@morgangobin6550]

Jack McCarthy I know! What sane person would go to the store and buy what must be $100 worth of random products for their KZbin fans? Just this guy!

[@Mark-hh9du]

better than sex, making love.

[@jacksongreer1896]

Jack McCarthy source for pic?

[@aliattia62]

Jackson Greer it's from an anime called oreimo

[@alyssskaaa4937]

"Do you mind if I tap on your pickle" "I'm not sure if you've had anyone tap on your pickle before." "Imma just slide your pickle back into its packing" "Sorry I tapped on your pickle you can wash your pickle off before eating it"

[@thesavvv8558]

You sir, earned yourself a subscriber . Love the genuineness and free talk during the videos

[@Orbit3ify]

The only video with the word "haul" in the title that doesn't make me want to "haul" my damn body off the wing of Air Force One without a parachute.

[@jeromestandaert4343]

Orbit3ify HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@theminecraftwhisperer995]

Lmfao laughed for like 5 minutes straight

[@1sonofabiscuit837]

Orbit3ify Then delete your yt account and leave yt

[@frankfurhter]

I agree. Unless it's actually good content with stuff that I'm interested in, I want to "haul" myself off a ledge and into the blowhole of a volcano.

[@_Claire_05]

Lol

[@juliaparker9002]

You bought my chocolate milk! You gave now been promoted to the position of "ASMR God." -The Manager

[@aidanmedina5444]

Julia Parker 😂😂

[@juliaparker9002]

Darwan Sebaste Y E E E E E S

[@quiktripman123]

I tried making "buying Cocaine off the streets ASMR" But the guy freaked out when saw camera... What followed was not very relaxing.

[@Coveted.]

Halo guays

[@cyn7696]

Alan Doyal I laughed really hard

[@PinballCollection]

Alan Doyal and then you filmed Burying a Body ASMR

[@andreasm2287]

You actually got me some top ramen noodles as requested! How sweet and generous of you. Thank you very much!

[@kolonarulez5222]

Probably not the best thing to watch for a recovering midnight snacker.

[@Fallout3131]

KolonaRulez saaaaaame Goodluck bro

[@yaboifab2]

same

[@Lycosa]

Exactly. Watching this at 3:40am and made me get up and make a sandwich. And eat it

[@thatdude2248]

KolonaRulez God no

[@nicks8991]

I've only been to your channel a few times but I just wanna say that you are amazing. The way that you interact with your fans and the quality of your videos is amazing.

[@sevathakabane424]

Are we just gonna ignore how rift just gripped our pickle by the tip and played with a curved cucumber?

[@jakefromstatefarm1405]

Sevath Akabane LOL.... yup. Hope your pickle tingled too ☺️

[@AlexanderTB6]

Jake From State Farm Did you just assume his gender? We are in 2017 we are not savages

[@user-nf1yw9jw1p]

Sggsg eusiwkqo you assumed it too. hypocrite Savage.

[@aviewer6897]

"What supermarket do you go to to get cocaine?" Me: It's called "The Alleyway." "The Dark Alleyway."

[@captainhwdie2888]

I just go to bolivia

[@nuttygeezer830]

Scarface give him a free sample, on the house

[@Pigeon1235]

Colombia, fucking Colombia

[@bennygokgoye3974]

A Viewer mine is Colombia

[@erickbitter]

You can also get lunch meats there too!!

[@mariotroll2278]

It's fun to see how many sexual references uncle e has been sliding in his videos

[@sjz1925]

mariotroll2 I see what you did there ;^ )

[@gassedpilot4052]

Degenerate Weaboo hot

[@sgt.eclair]

At least he didn't buy the 20 pound bag of warm mayonnaise that somebody asked for.

[@cindyillness]

3 years later and this is still one of the best comments i've ever seen 😭

[@sgt.eclair]

@@cindyillness :D

[@IamtotallyDie]

Omg, he returned after more then 3 years to reply, that’s sick mate!

[@thedisguise3538]

"Some tp paper." Some toilet paper paper?

[@theskilledsnake]

TheDisguise yes

[@RusticAlarm]

Smh my head

[@az-co1ej]

lol am i the only one that noticed while he was talking about how he couldnt get cocaine, he kept sniffing his nose 😂 love him

[@Kairukurumi]

"Do you mind if I tap on your pickle?" Never had anyone ask me that before, but I appreciate getting my permission first

[@kumakun17]

So at this point is your wife just like 'Look, if youre gonna do this ASMR thing, as least do the errands while youre at it'?

[@Rachel-du1ps]

Cthulhu bless the person behind you at the check out line.

[@jacksonmyhre4511]

"lemonade is one of the best fruits"

[@EpicFichti]

They only thing I love more than ER himself, are the comments under his videos

[@tbonersnap]

*opens description* *ctrl + f* *"roblox"* *no matches* I thought we had a deal, Rift.

[@Benhall01]

T Bonersnap Lmao I saw your comment yesterday

[@superfighters654]

T Bonersnap You gonna ask for ROBLOX gameplay in each video?

[@tbonersnap]

It sure looks that way.

[@superfighters654]

T Bonersnap Then I look forward to replying to these comments

[@AmiciCherno]

Super Fighters same

[@MojoJoeSB]

This is honestly really crazy how committed he is to do this, he probably spent at least 300 plus dollars. I give him props 👍🏻

[@loge7358]

Rift, I watch these videos to relax before bed. When you brought out the Doritos, and mentioned you did not buy Mountain Dew, I doubled over in Rage. How the hell are us MLG Gamers going to dew up and fuel the fight with out our precious dew supplies?! Next time you best get some Dew, or me and my bros will have to no scope you in Counter Strike.

[@beadyb.1781]

"I've never been to a supermarket that sells anything, besides beer" - Uncle E (2017)

[@Kuronosa]

Did you just pick up suggestions from people, or were these items you actually needed? EDIT: I didn't ask for LEMONS!!! * Throws them back at ER* I want to see your MANAGER! I'M ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!! Also, Asian Pears are wrapped because they bruise much easier than regular pears.

[@RainbowKittyz123]

Kuronosa probably both

[@chair448]

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THESE

[@beckylea4888]

Kuronosa the stuff I asked for he got. so I think he done a shop from what people asked him to get

[@McGuire40695]

Kuronosa Well, im the one who asked for the Sour Cream and Onion chips.

[@Greengu100]

Kuronosa I guess it was me that requested lemons :3

[@TheLuxma]

I really needed that cocaine uncle E... _I really needed it_

[@TK-ib2vu]

Luis Moldes fucking love COCAIIINE

[@petergriffin1492]

I needed a prostitute. Well, looks like I'm gonna have to fuck myself

[@snowalker4141]

Luis Moldes Uh

[@Eldritch-Dreams]

What! No souls of a thousand unborn infants? And where, Ephemeral Rift, is the broken corpse of Cthulhu? This will not be tolerated blasphemer! The Elder ones will show no mercy! The tingles were pleasing however. You will be spared their wrath, for now.

[@ErenJaeger13]

The Sleeping God What are you on? I want some.

[@youtubewatcher4955]

Eren Jaeger cocaine

[@robf1557]

Eren Jaeger he stole the cocaine, thats why uncle e couldnt bring any

[@ajjcarter72]

Late to the party, as usual. Hilarious! And yes, the Swedish Chef and Beaker are the best from the Muppets!

[@fiazshah3838]

is it wrong that I like it when he taps on my pickle?

[@aidanmedina5444]

fiaz shah probably not. I mean, he's tapped on his wood in the morning, can't be that bad.

[@aidanmedina5444]

fiaz shah probably not. I mean, he's tapped on his wood in the morning, can't be that bad.

[@cryingblackguy7950]

69th like 😏

[@whocareslol9113]

fiaz shah yes... Very very wrong *BUT NOT TO ME*

[@xXalimousiosXx]

daddy takes care of us

[@ashtencolucci8659]

Shaco Clone plz no

[@aboutschween]

Shaco Clone plz yes

[@grim8941]

Ashten Colucci Oh Yes Daddy

[@mymusic6842]

daddy is love , daddy is life.

[@jedimasterkac3437]

FUCK YOU SHACo

[@dav975]

Thank you for your unexpected comical jokes along this beautiful journey. That's the reason it makes you unique. You brought a smile to my face. God bless you.

[@erinnorin7223]

I seriously have NEVER commented but you are so talented. It's so subtle...beautiful...wonderful. And hilarious!! And then REAL. I love it. Thank you:)

[@mcreaper5158]

This man is the literal best.

[@rmi9345]

This is incredible! So unbelievably sweet of you to get us all these awesome goodies!

[@akosamasbfrb8931]

When you were tapping on the bell pepper and repeating the word "pepper" I got the first tingles I've had in months it was great. Love your videos.

[@finnegannn]

17:57 *bursts out laughing in the middle of the night because of hot pockets jingle*

[@chuckster..]

When I clicked onto this video, I was expecting some relaxing asmr not an actual food haul. 10/10 best asmr food haul video 2017.

[@aidanmedina5444]

👏🏽🙌🏽 High praise to you for literally buying everything mentioned in the comments. For a video, I would never do that- EVER. Anyway, great video, can't wait for the eating video.

[@mikek9701]

probably one of your better videos. you're natural humor came out throughout it. great work.

[@louismorgan-ray4400]

Uncle E, you are one of the most involved if not the most involved person on KZbin when it comes to your fans. the way that you interact us is phenomenal. i just want to say thank you for being you, i guess and continue doing what you're doing.

[@codav8708]

Where is the szechuan sauce

[@TheLuxma]

Wait 9 more seasons

[@tralx5268]

Luis Moldes ohhh geeeez rick

[@uhoh6706]

+Coda V *WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE* Sorry I was tempted because of your comment

[@NebulaMirage]

Pin head *WHERE'S THE DAMB SAUCE*

[@sparkylildog3410]

HE FUCKING FORGOT IT

[@spacebn6569]

did you get the cold one that I was supposed to crack open with the boys

[@gangstakittie7699]

Space BN hell yeah I brought the kaprison

[@aidanrocha2043]

I don’t miss this meme

[@adamwhaley1819]

So I have been watching you for 4 years now. love your videos. favorite ASMRtist. Every so often I have an out of body experience and look down at myself watching these videos and realize I've watched a man go over groceries for over an hour. Something that in a regular video would be insanely boring but then because it's ASMR it's an hour or relaxation. I find this pretty hysterical sometimes. keep up the great work man!

[@travissloan5296]

We appreciate what you do. I will happily sit through a 30 second ad to watch what you do. Keep it up ER!

[@captaindiplock9987]

imagine him walking up to a worker and asking where's the easy cheese at I need it for big_dick_94

[@sliderkit.]

"Not sure if you ever had someone tap on your pickle before" I'll let you know sir my friends sister has tapped my pickle plenty of times

[@Pigeon1235]

Why did i read that last part in a very sophisticated tone?

[@questionit2518]

lmao

[@FenSmith]

"I won't grab your pickle with my full hand, I'll just grab the tip." I love you

[@spottsswood9828]

I appreciated the monologue to this. I wasn't happy with my job, relationship, or my location. I made the changes necessary and moved across the country to start a new life. And I'm absolutely loving it. Keep the vids coming please :)

[@rmi9345]

So, I just took the time to watch it now fully and I have to say that you are such an amazing person and I certainly can't think of many asmrtists or even youtubers that would go out of their way to create such incredibly great content and care for their viewership as much as you do! I hope you have a fantastic day!

[@judewojcik3305]

Where's my supersuit?!

[@l0rdskadii309]

Elder Kenji fuck off

[@kingkeston1847]

L0rd Skadii woah that's "edgy!"

[@gangstakittie7699]

My favorite comment I've ever seen

[@jonezy8952]

I SAID WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT!

[@cefb8923]

Where's my spy camera

[@tsukipon74]

I very much appreciate the life advice in the beginning of the video. Really fantastic.

[@CptArg]

You sir are a legend, to be able to take a shopping list and turn it into such a relaxing chilled video ! Well done mate !

[@dreadflares5667]

Omg you care about your fans! Best youtube ever

[@TheDelta07sev]

Salisbury is a city in Wiltshire, United Kingdom. It's known for its cathedral

[@buzzedbeelzebub9454]

As well as its steak, apparently

[@kailynregretts5872]

I love how no matter how long I spend looking at this channel I can find stuff from 5 years ago that I have never seen on this channel before.

[@LovesDarkBlue]

Worked for 10 hours, ran errands for four, and all just running on four hours of sleep. This is much needed 🙏🏽🙌🏽

[@idylliclove03]

*Sets Vaseline close to viewer* Use it wisely.. ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

[@AuroraPhoenix84]

Bahahaha....cocaine. And his sniffing. lolz

[@LunarEdge7]

Dawn Scoggins You'd make a great villain or FBI member if that's your face. And wait, I'm not there yet, did he sniff some coke? o.O

[@tabsinabox]

LunarSkyWolf7 that was the implication yeah

[@lordserpentine8246]

This is my favorite video of yours. Please keep doing these.

[@anthonyporcaro8772]

Thank you for the years of entertainment and relaxation Uncle E. You're the best.

[@alanisjavier93]

I have so much respect, love for this and you. It is hugely appreciated. Have a beautiful; not only day, but life.

[@_kieran_6875]

"Tapping on your pickle." -ER 2017 "Sorry I touched your pickle" -ER 2017

[@SnoFitzroy]

where am i and now we wait for the erotic fanfics

[@jaimehuicochea8017]

I had just seen the 1st late night asmr video of yours and I love the peanut butter reference! Keep up the great job Rift

[@bubbam20]

One of your best videos yet! Keep up the good work.

[@Num1SammyAndNemoAndBlazeFan627]

Have you gotten my girlfriend yet? I asked for one.

[@maniac5280]

Install girlfriend mod on minecraft

[@titancrusher1018]

Apathy ._. Use the duck tape. Wink wink.

[@laneswafford3040]

Pickle Jar im all for correcting grammar/spelling mistakes but duct tape has been misspelled so many times as duck tape that most most people actually know it as duck tape. You can even see in the video that the brand he bought says duck tape on the side.

[@anthonycurry-wheeler521]

you can rent one that's on the street

[@nrxpaa8e6uml38]

Nope. It's still 2D waifus for you, boy. By the way, your waifu is shit.

[@1RPK1]

Yes! this is what I needed, I think, it's already 3am and I can't get sleep

[@Libbybaby]

I've been so excited to watch this video all day! Sweet dreams everyone 😍

[@moegann7504]

you sir are the best I love how you responded to even the most outrageous items

[@KloseEnkounter]

WHERE'S THE FUCKING LAMB SAUCE?

[@potatoheadeddruggo6468]

Joseph Picciano YOUR'E AN IDIOT SANDWICH

[@cobonthecob1542]

Joseph Picciano he wasn't able to locate it

[@The2004NissanXTERRA]

YOU FUCKING DONKEY!!!!

[@THA3152]

I can't be the only one wondering as to how much this all costs, right?

[@finnegannn]

Pickle Jar Wow. I guess he had enough to get that much. I feel bad for him spending all that money though

[@ThatOneGuyJesse]

the_punsexual He can still use like 80% of it though

[@davidwilson1696]

this is absolutely fantastic. Great idea ER.

[@letfio]

What a creative idea ER :D And Hot Pockets are sooooo good

[@djcurly475]

*wakes up turns on phone and sees new video by uncle E* welp goodnight

[@xINVISIGOTHx]

ok, I'm never going to buy a barrel pickle

[@josegomez6549]

I like that you're not whispering on this one. You're just talking like a normal person. And it's still great. In fact, it's better. This is what Bob did. He talked in a soothing manner but did not whisper like a freak unless he thought whispering was needed. Thank you for making a normal video. This is much better ASMR.

[@zenseed75]

I'm listening at work and the pickle segment had me laugh way to loud. lol. you are awesome.

[@marcelmot8164]

Rift you are legit just the most genius man to ever live, please never stop being awesome! (Yo I wish he was my uncle or something cuz he totally just seems like everyone's "cool" uncle 😂😂)

[@finnegannn]

aCleanscreen Yes! He's like that cool relative that always brings cool things when he visits

[@gabeutsecks723]

Ah, I see you have brought me the hot wheels car that I have asked for... will that be credit or debit??

[@thatdude2248]

I AM A PEDOPHILE Why do you have papa e's face ,papa e's no pedo

[@UrMuddur]

I teared up when I saw that you got me some matzos. That was really sweet of you man. Sincerely, thank you. You're a very special content creator, and my world is a happier place with you in it.

[@xenadragonbreath]

You are a good person. Thanks for constantly making awesome videos