Supernatural Experience Made Me Believe In God | Lloyd-WA | The Atheist Experience 24.30

[@adabsurdum5905]

Caller: "I was once like you" Matt: "I doubt that" 😂 magnificent

[@chrisc.3635]

Classic matt

[@kayelbee3798]

I doubt it too. Matt’s a douche and the guy doesn’t seem like a douche.

[@B3tabyt3]

Atheist: I was once a Christian. Christian: where you really a Christian? Atheist: you don't know me, you don't know how I think. Christian: I was once skeptical. Atheist: I doubt that. Haha okay one standard I see. But I'm drunk so it's double.

[@jonathanhenderson9422]

@@B3tabyt3 I'm an atheist. I don't doubt religious believers when they say they were once skeptics, but I'd doubt anyone who claimed they were skeptical for sound epistemic reasons (which most don't claim). Most people who aren't raised to believe are just "skeptical" because they haven't experienced anything they'd categorize as supernatural/religious, and then they have some profound personal experience they can't explain naturally and that convinces them to believe. That's an extremely shallow form of skepticism, and is nothing like the disciplined, rigorous, learned skepticism of atheists who've thought about these epistemic issues philosophically. I don't think there's an analog to religious belief. Everyone who is religious is so because they believe there's a God/supernatural element behind life and/or their personal experiences, and whether they believe that because they were raised to believe that, or because they had some experience that lead them to believe that, doesn't make much difference.

[@alibarznji2000]

Classic hitchslap

[@necko2529]

Lloyd, YOU changed because you wanted to change. Take the credit for what you did, god doesn't deserve it.

[@nightsshadow1678]

Preach it brother man. I don't see the reason why religious people think they have to give a invisible friend credit for good things that they do or just happen but there invisible friend never has anything to do with anything bad my mother can't even drive out into the road without saying "thank you Jesus" it gets on my nerves I've gotten to the point when she says that knowing that I am a atheist I say thank you spaghetti monster or thank you Zeus or thank you Athena she has gotten to the point where everytime I do this I get a go to hell look

[@isnberg7029]

@@nightsshadow1678 I think it's something like: - they feel ashamed about a behavior, -> make that part of their identity (I AM shameful), -> then anything that prompts them to act differently must be not them. And if they perceive the new behavior as better, then it must have been a higher power. "Why do you think the same mind that got you into this mess could get you out?" - some 12 step dude (paraphrasing)

[@HeyitsTom999]

Yeah, that's absolutely it. Lloyd felt guilty about his porn habit. Maybe he saw that it made his wife feel uncomfortable, or maybe he completely invented the conflict because he'd already internalised an idea that porn was bad. Either way, he felt guilty about what he was doing, and projected that guilt as judgement from God. That's the whole story here.

[@miguelchavez8347]

​@@nightsshadow1678 maybe you don't. Dude. You don't know a bit about what is possible.

[@miguelchavez8347]

So what matt is saying is that addictions aren't real. Dude Matt has not been through anything yet. So God does not deserve credit for anything, is a huge disrespect. The problem is matt debates pure idiots. Like Jordan Peterson. Try to debate actual professionals. I know some.

[@kuuphone3193]

"so you woke up your second wife." I'm crying......

[@ptuffgong8504]

Lloyd : "I grabbed the Bible." Matt : "There's your problem". 😆

[@BootBizarre]

I grabbed The Legend of Zelda. 🤣

[@scipioafricanus5871]

You gotta grab'em by the Bible --- locker room talk.

[@nathanmckenzie904]

@@BootBizarre you say that like its a bad thing

[@BootBizarre]

@@nathanmckenzie904 no, no, not at all. Zelda is awesome! It's only funny in context of Lloyd wanting to use Zelda to somehow prove god. Too bad Matt cut him off, I would LOVE to have heard that. As a side note, I take it on faith that this year will be the second coming of Breath of the Wild. 🤣

[@MegaeffinGarchomp17]

I lol'd

[@alaskaguyd963]

Translation. "I got caught watching porn by my wife who is such a prude I had to blame the Devil".

[@UFOhunter4711]

Ah yes, the reverse Mary play

[@TheRealCatof]

This guy's porn withdrawal was so bad he started hallucinating scenes from his favorite flicks 😂

[@ASTRA1564]

He was probably articled out for mental health reasons.

[@elisamastromarino7123]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRealCatof]

@Zahn of Fire Sure, that sounds good. The one concern I have though, is that word (correct me if I'm wrong) is from an ancient language. Which might not be relevant to modern definitions of atheism. This is simply because the modern definition of atheism only came about within the last 150, or so, years. The whole concept of the Universe having a natural explanation arose with the advancement of science, which started in the late 1800's. Before then, an atheist was simply someone who didn't believe in a particular god, for example; a muslim was an "atheist" from a christian's perspective.

[@TheBiostacle]

😂

[@BrianBakerCA]

Like that scene in 40 days and 40 nights where he starts seeing everyone topless?

[@MisterRorschach90]

Every call pushes me closer to thinking religion rots your brain.

[@racewayjay]

jordan secrist I passed that milepost years ago.

[@horsepowerenthusiast6933]

@@racewayjay As have I.

[@jamesmedina3297]

Not every religion is mass brain rot, religion has done good for certain people but for the most part yes it’s rot, especially larger religions

[@sandeman1776]

@@jamesmedina3297 anything that religion can be credited with could've been done without it.

[@jamesmedina3297]

sandeman1776 true

[@tonespinner]

Porn again christian. I'm glad they let him Babylon. The best thing they could have done.

[@manithor7572]

👍👍😄😄😄😄😄😄

[@tommihail6564]

Hilarious.😂

[@chriskelly3481]

👏👏👏

[@Longtack55]

Still waitin' for the "Holy Spirit" to come I guess....

[@richiejohnson]

Lol I see what you did there

[@sango3128]

"I'm the evidence [of god]" Never have I heard anything more self centered in my entire life. Not only does this man think the entire world revolves around him, he thinks the entire existence of the thing that causes things to exist revolves around him.

[@johnengland8619]

Most do. I like asking them why god is crazy about them. Then watch how high they get trying to explain

[@elisdeliofa5570]

Some extremist religious even claim God revolves around them

[@davidleedougherty6478]

Without projection there is no god belief

[@mdjwbd]

"You replaced one addiction with another" - Hemant Metha.

[@jane-cn6nd]

Some of these callers are just exhausting.

[@danielt.4330]

I know, but I can't deny I laughed my ass off when he brought up "Zelda" at the end! I'm still ROFL because of that! Aah, pure entertainment! Lol

[@HarryNicNicholas]

yep. it's actually hurts the brain to do the mental gymnastics these people delight in. most of them actually put forward a good case for evolution not being a thing, you have to ask yourself "that sperm made it?"

[@lmoral222]

Lots of them are just looking for a soapbox to preach on.

[@artistryartistry7239]

@@HarryNicNicholas I think she means they're just tiring/boring/predictable/usually have very poor communication skills/they take too damned long to get to anything even resembling a point, and essentially there's a lot of work just to tolerate all of the signal to noise for what winds up being very little pay off.

[@FRamps]

I'd say most callers are

[@danieljackson4511]

Atheist: "So whats your evidence for God?" Some random religious dude: "Ah ehm... so basicly i dunno, i mean... like... what are the odds, i mean ehrm..., the odds that my legs would be, eeh... precisely the right length for..eh..you know, uhm.... eh, to reach the floor, you now?... So there uhm you have it, i mean, like...right? Its God aand ehm uh so..an ontop of that, weee... just cant all come from nothin"

[@sharonsmith1203]

Lmao.

[@ThereIsNoLord]

The voices in my head say it's real. Who are you to argue?

[@BootBizarre]

"what are the odds that my legs would be precisely the right length to reach the floor" 🤣🤣🤣

[@sharonsmith1203]

@@ThereIsNoLord the voices in my head told me to argue with you. Lol. It's called my voice of reason.

[@sharonsmith1203]

@@BootBizarre my one leg is shorter than the other. How come I got short changed??? My one foot doesn't reach the floor. 😭

[@rpbandz3533]

I was listening to this alone... when the caller said ...”and God just came inside me” I fell on the ground laughing my ass off for 5 straight minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aussieatheist960]

God....Just another catholic priest!!

[@borealfox]

yooo why did I looked at the comments! this spoiled me some serious laugh 🤣

[@sfprivateer]

That was the prophesized divine cumming....

[@amandasunshine2]

Oh man have you heard the call with the guy who claim he's _in a sexual relationship with god??_ 😭

[@dennismoon6693]

If God has a message for Matt, why would he send it through some random stranger on a call-in show instead of speaking directly to Matt?

[@MrGoogelaar]

Make that random stranger a complete idiot and it becomes even more bizarre, maybe god was too busy watching porn with some horny believer to speak to Matt...

[@kalibos]

God Works In Mysterious Ways, and Other Post Hoc Rationalizations

[@jcarc5701]

@@MrGoogelaar Maybe god is a Rube Goldberg enthusiast.

[@joshuam4835]

Matt's too far away. Long distance calls cost too much in Heaven...

[@jippo4748]

Because if god revealed herself to Matt then Matt would probably die, so she had to go through an idiot instead ....

[@phxsns1]

Lloyd: I wanna share this with you with love- Matt: JUST SHARE IT OR I’M HANGIN’ UP One of the show’s funniest moments ever

[@Shaewaros]

This is the funniest shit I've ever heard. The guy tried to guess a number and guessed wrong. Then he tried to guess a color and guessed it also wrong. And this convinced him that God exists??? You can't write this stuff.

[@BootBizarre]

You just don't understand, let me explain it like this......... Have you ever played Zelda? 🤣

[@danhemming6624]

You just did!

[@PoeLemic]

Yes, @Shaewaros, it's unbelievably funny nowadays. But, sadly, I was that Guy on the phone once -- until I Deconverted. Religion really messes up our ability to reason.

[@WTF3602]

This guy is doing whippets outta expired cool whip cans. There's a gas leak in his home or he's eating paint chips.

[@loomspace]

The real proof is that his wife must be a saint to put up with his midnight revelations mentalist show.

[@reyramirez5710]

Lloyd... the spirit of truth didn’t come in you. More likely a priest.

[@gpang788]

Lloyd seems like a genuinely nice guy. I feel sorry for him that he's trapped in a place he can't get out of.

[@gorefieldluvr6921]

This guy just had a powerful emotional reaction from quitting his porn addiction so dramatically, deleting it all at once. Its like if a smoker whos been smoking for years in secret decides to throw away all their cigarettes

[@robwolchek2265]

I threw my cigarettes away many time and just buy another one in the morning 😂😂

[@Gwaithmir]

Lloyd should unshackle himself from a religion that relegates himself to a world of guilt, ignorance and fear.

[@jamesgraham224]

The stories some religious people tell are so underwhelming.

[@richardfraser5060]

It doesn't matter if a story comes across as underwhelming. what matters is whether it's true.

[@thewiseowl8804]

jamesgraham224 “some”

[@richardfraser5060]

@@thewiseowl8804 I get what you're saying.

[@glenndiddy]

@@richardfraser5060 The underwhelming part is that it's never actually worth anything. It's never actually true

[@richardfraser5060]

@@glenndiddy How do you know that?

[@mischarowe]

"I was once like you" translates to "I'm better than you" and that is fucked up.

[@Ty-ri7dy]

"My wife is nothing more than a sexual outlet for me." - Lloyd

[@alienape3171]

I was a non-believer just like you. I too went to church every week and begged God to fill me with Jesus's holy spirit...

[@DarthMagog]

I guess the real question is if he called you the next day?

[@alienape3171]

@@DarthMagog he did not. I should have known after that whole Mary thing.

[@Pllayer064]

Legend says Lloyd was so confused, a bunch of madmen stalked him in the desert for 40 years.

[@barrywhiteofnewyork5949]

8:00 - "The spirit of truth came inside me." Sounds like ol' Lloyd was making his own porn. 😂

[@ThereIsNoLord]

At least this caller admits that he couldn't make it through reading the Bible. Most religious would not admit this.

[@Phoenix-King-ozai]

The bible is arguably the most horrific book i ve read And that includes plenty of actual horror novels

[@theduece82]

This guy has bodies hidden somewhere.

[@notatheist]

I do not hear that in his voice. The fact that his porn collection can be deleted does veer it in that direction,. But, I hear him emphasizing *wife” and *second wife* quite often, almost over-compensating. I wish that Matt or Hemant had thought about asking him what he thinks about Ted Haggard.

[@ateoforever7434]

yes....look in the garden under the flower beds....

[@empathyheals885]

@@notatheist yes, i am surprised everyone missed what he defined as his "primary problem" to his pastor also. it's at 3:15, and quite telling: "i said, i don't understand, why am i not getting filled here?" maybe the fact he wasn't getting filled by his church, his pastor, his wife, or his porn was the real reason he was so angry?

[@FallenAziraphale]

Probably not somewhere hard to find, considering how idiotic the guy is. They’re probably just in the back of his closet under a comforter.

[@glynismclehan4844]

You're funny

[@Firedrake1313]

Has panic attack, hyperventilates, hallucinates for lack of oxygen: attributes it to 'god'. Also doesn't think he sounds like a lunatic telling this story.

[@lmoral222]

He's just preaching. Nothing more, nothing less. I'm glad he could change his life. Thing is, this is possible even without "god". Another soapbox-hero here.

[@juanpabloduarte2001]

Atheist:” prove god” Religious people:”okay...I’m gonna prove god now. I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna prove that he is real. Are you ready for it? You really ready? I’m gonna do it. (Basically every religious person on the show and in real life.)

[@TheRealCatof]

Or read "insert holy book here"

[@kayelbee3798]

That’s NOT how it goes. They provide the evidence and then the atheist says that’s not evidence. If you bring god and introduce god, then will say prove it. Then you bring the birth certificate. Prove that the birth certificate is real. Then god walks on water. Okay I’m going to have to have you bring another god so I can have something to compare it to. So DESPERATE to clinging to magically appearing universes.

[@TheRealCatof]

@@kayelbee3798 Provide some evidence then.

[@juanpabloduarte2001]

Kay Elbee what evidence? You mean from a book claiming something? 🤨🧐 huh that’s strange cause....doesn’t other religions like a couple of hundreds claim that their god is THE ONE TRUE GOD? 🧐

[@kayelbee3798]

JP THE JESTER I think for myself so my evidence is my own observations.

[@lmoral222]

Matt: "No flowery stuff, get to the supernatural event that convinced you." Caller: Proceeds to preach. Yep, Matt...I face-palmed too.

[@kameronsnowe903]

there's more evidence for the existence of Zelda than there is for any god

[@jeffreyp1855]

Kameron Snowe, Yeah,! We can actually play and experience Zelda, right? 🤣🤘🏻

[@matthewclark1006]

All praise Din Nayru and Farore!!!

[@robynreanimates3503]

@@matthewclark1006 Don't forget the Goddess Hylia

[@PhillipWhite-uz3wu]

I know a lot of Christians. You would not believe how narcissistic some of them are.

[@caseyjude5472]

Phillip White I would totes believe!

[@HarryNicNicholas]

i would, having god on your side is the ultimate arrogance, pretending to be humble is the ultimate in self deception. i've encountered plenty who delight in telling me i won't get into heaven.

[@kayelbee3798]

I know a lot of atheists. You would not believe how narcissistic some of them are,

[@PhillipWhite-uz3wu]

@@kayelbee3798 Not in my experience, but carry on.

[@kayelbee3798]

Phillip White You are under a video of one. So you know at least one. There are many others. I’ve talked to them.

[@scarlettsteele7999]

I love Hement Mheta. He made me into the person I am.

[@steveswangler6373]

You made yourself into the person you are. Others may have helped or given you advice or showed you a path, but at the end of the day, it was you.

[@ladylemon202]

“Is God punking you?” 😂😂 Imagine God laughing his ass off at this man who’s relaying a message he knows won’t work 😂what a joker

[@romankvapil9184]

I can see Loki pulling shit like this.

[@ladylemon202]

Roman Kvapil 😂😂So true

[@DoctorPhileasFragg]

"God is just running around planting fossils. "We'll see who believes in me NOW. I'm a prankster God!""

[@FourDeuce01]

I knew god was a joker when I read the bible and got to the part where he punished a group of people by sending them hemorrhoids. Then, to make the story even more bizarre, the people made a golden hemorrhoid for god to try and appease him.🤡

[@jacobjohnston3983]

You know, If you find yourself “crying out to god” in a moment of strife, I’m not going to believe you when you say that you were an atheist

[@orionishi6737]

Dude, Matt yelling at that dude about he should free himself is my inner monologue with the world constantly. I felt that.

[@ZephyrusAsmodeus]

He just skipped right over the best line of this call, "You've replaced one addiction with another."

[@gid519]

1:56 No atheist would suddenly cry out for god.... Its like crying out for the Great Juju at the bottom of the sea.

[@evolutionaryadvantage]

Quote by Dawkins

[@gid519]

@@evolutionaryadvantage 😂😂🤣 you caught it lol. I'm literally laughing out in tears.

[@evolutionaryadvantage]

GMG It was part of his great answer to a “what if you’re wrong” question 😊

[@danbeaulieu2130]

Lol. When they start with "I was once like you", they are about to show how painfully un-like me they were. It never fails. Lloyd was a life long christian with a serious porn addiction. Most likely caused by his religiously induced fear of sex.

[@RozzieBass]

People mistake my passion and animation for anger all the time. Hearing that happen to Matt, call after call, makes me feel less crazy.

[@Lexx1976]

...imagine a world without religion! I could be so beautiful. 🌎🌴🌻✨

[@evilcrashbandicootthetouho2753]

And this why perverts and pedos made by without religion

[@dorksouls978]

Hemant's teeth are supernatural. I AM A BELIEVER.

[@davejann]

Hail to the Teeth!

[@L_A_R_G]

“Have you guys played Zelda before?” Yes, and it 100% proves the existence of the goddess Hylia

[@brandonhall4547]

This is a sad case of what I see in Christian's. What I saw in myself looking back. You can't answer the question of the origin for your belief because there is no origin. It's more akin to brainwashing or implanted thoughts. I great up in a Christian cult and would have answered questions of my belief in this disjointed way because growing up isolated in the cult I didn't have context for my feelings of unbelief. When I finally found context for my doubt I was able to understand that I didn't have an answer for the question because I didn't believe. Also, this guy still watches sooooo much porn. Type "Po" or "x" into that guy's browser and you'll see just how much the spirit "came inside of him" (his words not mine.

[@stuartmcconnachie]

“The bible looked like calculus”.... Book Of Numbers perhaps?

[@jackhartford521]

Lol I’m guessing the title

[@ForumCat]

In what way was porn a wife? Did he sign some kind of contract?

[@philojudaeusofalexandria9556]

He thinks a 'wife' is something that satisfies his sexual urges.

[@charliespurr7325]

He probably did sign a TOS with that paid porn site 😏

[@TheSurviver72]

Lloyd: "I felt something was inside of me." Soooo...God violated Lloyd? If you say so, man. 😂

[@Augfordpdoggie]

i felt something inside of me....lloyd shouldnt eat taco bell late a t night

[@lisalisa3635]

What a kinky bitch

[@MidlifeCrisis82]

@Cpl Hicks I'm pretty sure Mary consented. Joseph on the other hand....

[@Viernes13punto5]

that's not angry Matt, you don't want to see angry Matt.

[@dungeonsanddragonshomebrew3165]

This is angry Matt one

[@dustigenes]

The change in his voice from the beginning, when he was so confident that he could control the narrative and prove God to everyone, to his frantic scramble at the end is kind of funny by still quite sad. Like this was going to be a piece of cake to what happened?

[@mobydickswife9512]

He is used to telling this story to other believers. They listen totally mesmerized then yell Hallelujah! and cheer for him. He is NOT used to telling this story to nonbelievers.

[@joelinbody9949]

Freud is rolling around in his grave...

[@mischarowe]

Freud was a jackass who had mummy issues.

[@tannermcateer1463]

@@mischarowe I used to think that, but isn't it more likely he's so polarizing because he uncovered a great yet disgusting truth about human psychology? If we assume that all our mental "software" is active in some form, albeit undeveloped, from birth then it's not that much of a stretch to think that our undeveloped/unconscious sexuality would begin to form attachments to whatever entities were closest to us who fulfilled the anatomical and emotional criteria of what would go on to become our sexual identity...and for most that would be the parent of the opposite sex. I know it's super uncomfortable to entertain that idea, and I am certainly not making any definitive claims, and Freud was a cocaine addict for many years who got a lot of things wrong. But on the other hand he was the first to postulate the idea that we all have an unconscious mind, which has become so widely accepted it seems obvious to us now and we often forget that Freud is largely responsible for the popularization of the idea.

[@chadrasmussen6127]

Lol

[@mischarowe]

@@tannermcateer1463 HIs mummy issues led him to always blame the women in his patients' lives. Are you arguing that "great yet disturbing truth about human psychology" as a part of *his* fixation or are you saying he was right to do so?

[@tannermcateer1463]

@@mischarowe Im referring to the oepidal complex.

[@robdumond2634]

"Get to the point."..."Ok...*continues to ramble on*". Happens every time.

[@richardfraser5060]

Or is it that Matt and his buddy co-presenters lack the patience to listen properly, which involves being willing to hear someone who may take a little time to put their point across.

[@helenjohnson6385]

@@richardfraser5060 A 'little' time? He rambled on and on and on and never got to any sort of point.

[@jackhartford521]

Every. Single. Time.

[@frankemerson8584]

There is an easy solution to your predicament, Lloyd. Just watch Mel Gibson's "The Passion of Christ" each time the lust kicks in. It combines your two favorite things in life : BDSM and christianity !

[@Ignirium]

lol

[@monitoradiation]

"im the evidence of god" Unless Lloyd is god, thats the dumbest thing Ive ever heard....

[@SumoRabbitOfDoom]

The holy spirit came inside of him, so perhaps he's going to give birth to Jesus 2.0. We'll just have to wait and see.

[@teresaamanfu7408]

SumoRabbitOfDoom 😄😃😁

[@gazza595]

Absolute classic theist BS, you could attach this type of shit to any imagined deity. The idiocy of this really is that these idiots think that because they say so we should all take it on "faith", self centred, self aggrandising crap.

[@dionettaeon]

Lloyd's a liar. He wasn't a non-believer, he keeps referring back to a preexisting belief every time they try to get him back to "What convinced you there's a god?".

[@gou0630]

Well saying he was not a believer, makes him special on christian circles, why? because non believers are like the "guys that do their research" So if one of those can be convinced of the existence of a god, that means it has to be real. A lot of less ethical atheist have used that assumption to pander to Christianity in order to sell books, about how they "found Jesus "

[@dionettaeon]

@@gou0630 I'm aware, it's a pathetic theist attempt to gain credibility, and we've heard callers make that move a lot lately on these shows; like the now infamous "inner circle atheist" on Talk Heathen. Though atheists who fake religious conversion like that to sell books or whatever are just as much con artists as psychics, faith healers, and televangelists.

[@Spyd77]

Best quote ever: "I usually go from Zelda to porn, but" "I was gonna say, that's the right way to do it, but oh well"

[@babadivine8458]

Lloyd lied by saying he wasn't a christian ( he said he used to be like Matt) but in the same breath he told Matt he was going to church and grabbed a bible (which obviously had to be in his house) when his marriage was falling apart. This is his supposed conversion from atheist to christian story. 🙄

[@jamesrosano9439]

My father told me Christianity is wrong went and looked it up ...... he wasn’t kidding @thankyouscience I’m an atheist

[@jamesrosano9439]

General William T. Sherman I never believed in God or religion to begin with

[@DoctorPhileasFragg]

"Google, is Christianity wrong?" "Yes" "Oh, good to know"

[@racewayjay]

I figured it out on my own when I read the Bible.

[@jamesrosano9439]

Jay Pees good job bro that shit is immoral

[@kayelbee3798]

YOUR father is behind your belief in magic? He said the Bible wasn’t true. He didn’t say the universe created itself.

[@felixdasphantom7077]

matt's on fire... awesome job!

[@nigelopia]

“HAVE YOU GUYS EVER PLAYED ZELDA BEFORE”

[@matiaspereyra9375]

Bro im playin emulated ocarina of time as im hearing this. No joke when I heard it it was the most supernatural thing he said during the entire thing

[@BootBizarre]

YES! Zelda's awesome! Hoping we get the second Breath of the Wild this year! 🤞🤞

[@matiaspereyra9375]

@@BootBizarre Thats one miracle I can believe in

[@BootBizarre]

@@matiaspereyra9375 Amen! 🙌

[@danielt.4330]

Ngl I flat out died laughing when I heard this part

[@benjaminmarker]

Sorry, but as a Scandinavian, this is just plain stupidity.

[@anfo_4241]

Don't apologise. While religion is far from completely stricken from Scandanavia, this Australian looks forward to my country coming closer to your level of secularism.

[@gliblyaware]

I'd call it that if I was being nice..😉

[@hollycook7497]

In the UK it is the same.

[@jpapan1]

18:45 "Thats only if you believe the bullshit things in the bible about if you look on a woman with lust, you've committed adultery in your heart. I'm sorry...adultery is adultery. Adultery in your heart is just lust. And lust is what drives the world. Lust is the reason you wanted your wife in the first place. Lust is the reason you got married." -Dillahunty

[@judybash9393]

😂😂😂"i was once like you" You mean you had little hair 😂😂😂

[@reyramirez5710]

“I’m about to call bullshit”. Should be Matt’s catchphrase 😃

[@mysteryh7174]

Never a dull moment with these callers.

[@ThePsho]

Lloyd - the only person on earth that can make both porn and Zelda boring.

[@Firedrake1313]

1:52 Hemant looks like he's about to lose it, Matt looks like he's dying inside.

[@Stevenafoe]

The non-believer went to church and started to talk to the pastor.. ok. That’s normal non-believers behavior .

[@droof100]

It takes some hubris to call the show and pronounce you have evidence of a god. This guy just wanted to give his testimony, which was very long, wandering and tiresome. I agree he will have spoken of this previously, but in the company of believers who moaned amens and confirming bleats. I suppose, standing with those affirming murmurations could make someone think their 'story' has some value as 'evidence', or holds some persuasive power. It simply doesn't. Its a sad reflection on people just how low they set the bar when considering something worthy of the title evidence and unfortunately we see the results of that throughout the world again and again. Quite depressing to hear 'testimony' in that context.

[@NeverTalkToCops1]

"affirming murmurations." That was good.

[@mastertracuer]

Imagine his wife listening to this 😂

[@hazmatt4637]

Ahh the ol' " sprinkle some faith on it" trick. Leftovers never go bad. 😂

[@applicableapple3991]

Damn, that guy sounded like he was crying

[@funknelson87]

After watching loads of these clips one thing that stands out among almost every theist caller is that when a question is asked of them, their reply is almost never a response to the question. It’s either some deepity dressed up in flowery language that is void of any actual content, or, and this is more common, they avoid the question completely and ramble about something unrelated in hopes that it will distract the host from the topic at hand. Once you notice it you can’t unsee it, and it starts to get frustrating.

[@krisaaron5771]

If what we just heard from Lloyd is his version of a "better man", then I'm really glad we didn't have to hear from him before he hit that very low mark. Because Lloyd isn't the sharpest tool on the workbench and it sounds like his fantasy deity wasn't working with very good material.

[@kimurico1]

"I come here every week"??? To be a non-believer he sure went to Church more often than many believers. I wonder if he also visited Synagogues and Mosques and Hindu temples every week and asked for advice there too... we'll never know 😜

[@1iqin]

This guy is ... hmmm ...

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

Very much so ..............

[@notatheist]

Yes. Ted Haggard.

[@sharonsmith1203]

Did he say, porn became my life or porn became my wife?

[@evolutionaryadvantage]

Became his wife. He states he had two wives. To consider porn so important you put it up there with your wife, well that’s a lot of wanking.

[@applicableapple3991]

In pretty sure he said both.

[@h.g.wellington2500]

@@evolutionaryadvantage I keep imagining a bunch of porn mags in the shape of a woman. Lol

[@apocalypsed8]

Let me, in his defense, present his argument structured the right way. Premise 1 : He saw light Premise 2 : He could finally read the bible Conclusion: His wife opened the curtains

[@jillum89]

“I watched too much porn, I knew it was ruining my life, so I made a change, but that was actually God!” When I accidentally put salt on my pancakes and I take a bite, I know then that it’s disgusting, so I spit it out. Is that God too? How about when I cried myself to sleep because of the fear of hell that was ruining my life? When I gave up the belief in gods and afterlives, was that God too?!?

[@Reezy884]

Lmfao yooo this was the most hilarious episode I’ve ever heard!😂😂

[@stephenstamey4167]

I had a supernatural experience once, too. I drank a lot and then passed out. When I regained consciousness, I was naked. Boom. God! I mean I had clothes on before & then the miracle happened. What else could it be? Thanks and praise be to one who removed my garments. I wonder how hard that was for Him. Man his power knows no bounds.

[@shadrachemmanuel1720]

God took advantage of you . how sad.

[@asmrCA]

"The spirit of truth came inside of me at that time." This, ladies and gentlemen, must be a prank call.

[@MamaSymphonia]

"Why am I not getting filled here" that's what she said

[@kaybee1459]

Why didn't you let him talk about Zelda??? I was curious what he was gonna say!!! :D

[@BootBizarre]

Do you believe that Zelda came from nothing? I mean just look at the trees in Zelda. That proves god. 🤣

[@judybash9393]

Henant tried to hold back a loud laughter when Lloyd started with the porn thingy😂😂😂

[@sungbeaniedk629]

Lloyd: _"The spirit of truth came inside me."_ (7:59) I don't think he's over that porn addiction just yet.

[@FRamps]

I lost it at "what kind of idiot is your God?" What a savage

[@jameson95x]

7:55 “The spirit of truth came inside of me”

[@JimmyK53]

I guarantee this guy tells this story all the time at church and people hang on every word

[@zhontac6194]

He's just wanting to give his testimony. Where the hell is the evidence? Perhaps the evidence is in the same place as hell.

[@danielzunigagutierrez6300]

Matt, you got me laughing relentlessly.

[@danielzunigagutierrez6300]

The reason he feels guilt and pain when watching porn: religión.

[@joannad5374]

The Mattslap in full bloom!

[@skatergurljubulee]

" How much does your God hate you?" lol 👌👌pure genius.

[@bthearen]

When he started talking I literally replied with: “blah blah blah!” This is nothing more than I had a Jesus Shaped hole in my heart. Lol

[@mikebailey1226]

You all do know there's Zelda porn, right?

[@mikebailey1226]

@Jason Collins They didn't talk about porn and "Everything" now did they? No, they talked porn and mentioned playing Zelda, hence my comment.

[@pollypockets508]

People, there's absolutely nothing wrong with being angry.

[@laurajarrell6187]

Matt and Hemant, two of my favorite creators! LMAO, my phone died and it took a few weeks to get new, now I'm way behind. Cracking up at zelda and porn and these guys. Hemant looked like he was cracking up, trying to stay on topic, Matt just exasperated, as usual, with good reason. 👍😘✌😷🎃

[@Mr.Willis6388]

He said “the Spirit came inside me” 😂😂