Supernatural

[@JesusGarcia-zw4qx]

“Wade winning was WINEVITABLE!” Definitely the best quote up to now

[@HD-zj7dy]

Wadevitable even!

[@biged7415]

Wade was winning wanyway

[@sirshurp]

Those off the cuff alliterations were effing amazing, lol

[@Collsy100]

I want that shirt.

[@iampancake7275]

Wade was wade-ing for the perfect moment to unleash that quote

[@DarkMode95]

I love how this can go from overly funny to serious talk, real fast and back.

[@DinoBoiRex]

the magic of distractible

[@chckngrub1090]

Really fits with the *distractible* podcast

[@schwarz8614]

As conversations between friends usually do

[@NODnuke45]

This episode ending with Bob being angry is the perfect setup to the next episode, knowing that the next one is Bob's Fridge.

[@wyattnikolai6824]

It really is

[@Tk_Sorainu_Atlas]

After all that about how being crushed is a bad way to go.... are we just gonna forget how hard Mark was simping for Lady Dimitrescu??

[@MissAmerica03]

Thank you! Literally as they were talking about it I was like... Um Mark- Did you just forget Resident Evil Village?????

[@Thrawn526]

Mark: "I'm not a masochist...BUT...."

[@Daughter_Of_A_Demon]

@Markiplier please explain sir

[@TheDoc377]

yes

[@leehackett1614]

someone has actually animated 2 videos of Mark and Lady Dimitrescu :D they're bloody funny

[@Chronicler9]

Anyone who's watched Wade play games for any extended period of time can attest that Wade's story is not only *likely* to be true, it is highly probable. Wade lives in a bubble of insta-karma and hilarity. It would be more unexpected if the universe *hadn't* dropped a story like this on him. Like some entity enjoys messing with him as its favorite form of entertainment.

[@Chronicler9]

That phasmophobia episode of back-to-back karma after karma was so amazing! XD Probably the best example but easily not the only one. I love watching Wade. LOL

[@NODnuke45]

The fact that this old lady in his story seemingly just appeared in his neighborhood for that one night, had that interaction with him, only to disappear forever after that, leads me to believe you are probably right. lol

[@Chronicler9]

@@NODnuke45 Bet her name was Barbara HAHA!

[@NODnuke45]

@@Chronicler9 BARBARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[@cg1red350]

dude you're an og if you watch the little big planet videos Dlive and wade made my childhood.

[@AnniTheBanshee]

34:40 Wade telling his story: "I was walking down the street when all of a sudden"- (BLARING PERFECTLY TIMED AD)

[@MikePhantom]

its like the sounds are added during the editing

[@elusivegamergirl]

lmao the ad attacked with perfect timing

[@wizdumb5392]

-CLIPBOARD HEALTH!

[@Dreana77]

Same

[@unspeakable_reese1775]

Dang it, I have ad-block.

[@DarkMode95]

Wade's storytelling was soooo good!

[@NeocrimsonX]

Mark: bigger Mark's brain: dimitrescu

[@thelittleredsweater9927]

Listen, i grew up with the story of Hantu Tetek (literal translation is Boobies Ghost) and damn i never thought about the babe that way

[@thelittleredsweater9927]

Pronunciation "Hahn-too Teh-teck"

[@Nesh29]

@@thelittleredsweater9927 same with me but my people called her wewe gombel

[@krshuru1453]

I didnt realize much it was The Ghost my friend used to tell until he said "Hahn-too Teh-teck" and connected the dots (also its wewe gombel too for me)

[@phoenixginny62442]

Wade: My mom had a favor to ask. Me: Did she need a pregnancy test?

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

No, she sent Wade’s friends to get the pregnancy tests! 😂

[@Madman2429]

wade: or playing solo horror games: I hate that also wade: level 286 in phasmophobia

[@thecaremel4821]

I adore Wade's story in this one

[@ritter286]

Imagining a ghost with humongous back boongas coming to smother me is amusing. Like, does she have eyes on the back of her head, or can I kinda just..wander in quiet circles and see how long it takes for her to track me?

[@Kittywantcheeseburger]

Ghosts are weird to think about. I would say personally I’m not scared of ghosts per say but I do get paranoid at times thinking something is behind me or someone is watching but you don’t even know because they are invisible or just alive but hidden in the woods, I do go on walks in the woods by my self thinking of the worst to come.

[@skyrimguy217]

Humans in the woods: "Man it is creepy out here hope no monsters try to come and kill me." Also Humans in the woods: "Why HELLO Mr bear how are you doing today, would you like some of my berries?"

[@Biodeamon]

just cause something is supernatural doesn't mean it is harmful

[@aznaishah]

7:35 I laughed so hard when Bob started to tell this tale. I'm from Malaysia, and I heard of this story from an old storybook from one of the old libraries I can't remember.

[@cassienorwood8078]

I have a theory for the woman in wades story. She might’ve been sleepwalking. It would make sense with the clothing and the weirdness of how she was acting.

[@gaiasguardian205]

Honestly, I figured she had a form of dementia and wandered in from an adjoining neighborhood.

[@facepalm2834]

With her dog?

[@cassienorwood8078]

@@facepalm2834 yeah sleepwalkers have been known to drive sometimes so it’s not out of the question she got her dog

[@Broomer52]

@@facepalm2834 I mean their was apparently a moment when I was in elementary school where I sleep walked into my parents bedroom and raised their medicine cabinet when asked what I was doing I told them I was getting something to eat. People are surprisingly coherent when sleep walking

[@KateCantDraw]

Yeah, that or she could have not been fluent in English

[@LordBloodySoul]

Damn, Wade's story was actually pretty creepy :O

[@vidhoard]

"Wade Winning Was Winevitable" was amazing 😂😂

[@freezinggold8406]

I’m actually glad Wade won instead of Bob. Wade actually talked about a (supposedly) personal story. While Bob just talked about a folk tale that he read off the internet.

[@WyattWeir65]

Agreed. I personally had no doubts about Wade's story myself. In fact, I was under the assumption that their doubting the story was just a bit. Cause we don't have 360 vision so them missing his brother was reasonable and the creepy lady isn't even uncommon in my country (the Philippines). In fact, we mostly find people like her in broad daylight so didn't think it would be unlikely that he met someone like her.

[@windflier1684]

@@WyattWeir65 It's obvious a bit since Wade win. You know they are gonna let Wade lose if they actually think it's fake

[@Kinseliplier]

@@windflier1684 they still sound like idiots to put so much doubt on a clearly real story though lol

[@BigBoss1228]

I mean, I feel like Wade shouldn't have won mainly because his story wasn't supernatural. And even then, it's established that it doesn't have to be a personal story.

[@Kinseliplier]

@@BigBoss1228 no that clearly is a supernatural story cause that creepy lady with the dog was most likely a ghost of some sort since no one else had seen her or known who she was Wich is very common with ghost story's.

[@imJustaCrow69]

Whoever did the audio for Wade's story, be it Lixian or Mark or whoever, you nailed the fear inducing spectrum. It actually had me scared and the hair on the back of my neck standing straight up.

[@GageisME333]

21:23 “unrelated”😝😝 {Also Mark and Bob when asking Wade 4 specific details and then complying}: and i took that personally

[@k1rauno]

I thought I was listening to a NoSleep Podcast during Wade's story. I am agreeing with everyone here saying Wade's storytelling was amazing!!

[@diamonddogs2002]

Bob's Hatu Tek Tek made me think of of Hachishakusama aka Eight Foot Tall, the ghost lady that takes children attracting them by whispering Po Po Po or sumn'

[@TreeHairedGingerAle]

Cruelty. That woman probably hadn't spoken to a human in 173 years 😭 Of _course_ she's gonna be awkward

[@thunderphilp9712]

And nothing will come in my way to stop in making them grow....thank you guys so much for working so hard for this

[@megafan1137]

Wade getting totally gaslit was mildly upsetting. Deserved the win just out of pity

[@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband]

I was getting angry at that part. Still doesn't soil my opinion on Bob's Fridge(Bob on the verge of murder never fails to make me laugh, plus, he's really funny), although I do think the booby phantom deserved the win.

[@jodiac]

BEST ENDING. Omg I’m really glad wade won that story was THRILLING. The ending was soooo great, that was just incredibly good. Great. Beautiful.

[@sibidkid123]

Dude this channel is actually amazing.

[@felixmalcherek2919]

Kinda agree with Mark on Wade winning this one, though. While Bob found a great cryptid, he recounted a fairytale that didn't happen to him. On the other hand, I'd be inclined to believe Wade, which would made his story something that happened to him. And if that was just a fever dream, which IS a possibility, those can still have a huge impact and be really terrifying.

[@Cephyran]

I've got a 2003 Texas Chainsaw story. It came out like a week after I turned 18. I'm in university, away from home, going to a lot of movies by myself. Two weeks prior, I wanted to go to Underworld. Theater is like "Oh, you're only seven days from 18? Too bad, rated 18A." so I saw The Rundown instead. 2 weeks later, now 18, I go to see TCM. Don't get ID'ed at all.

[@elusivegamergirl]

Mark: "Wait, a minute.....your parents made up a monster that was a giant pair of titties?" (0.0) lmao that was so perfect. I choked on my drink and I have no regrets. Also, why is there no horror game involving the hantu tatek?!?! There should totally be a game based on or around it.

[@syakirzuhairi5660]

I'm from Malaysia, and it's hantu Tetek. Tetek literally means tities in Malay it's like a slang almost. This ghost from my personal experience, I've heard about it, but it's not as famous as the other indo/Malay ghosts like penanggal or puntianak. So yeah hantu tetek doesnt get a lot of recognitions actually

[@elusivegamergirl]

@@syakirzuhairi5660 I still think it absolutely deserves it's own horror game. It sounds like it would be amazing lol (Also, much apologies for misspelling it. I only had Bob's pronunciation to go by for the spelling of the name. Thank you for the correction). ^__^ 👻

[@eliottdeletraz97]

that is wierd to tell a kid to tell there is a monste who can catch you in the night who was actually just a floating mammal organ. I'm pretty sure some prevy childs went reguraly outside when it's dark in hope to see that creature. I don't know this creature because i'm not from Malaysia, so i don't know if it was feared by the people in the ancien time before the young generation beggins to have too much interest in sexuality (i must say that because in japan for example, everyone have a lot of appreciation for the female ghosts exept for their ancestors who where feared to death by these unreal creatures).

[@jr9529]

probably because no one would take it seriously XD

[@elusivegamergirl]

@your local crusader lol you say that

[@shabbymelly]

As a malaysian, i love my ass off hearing about hantu tetek... Yeah i remember my parents told me to scare me and my siblings to come home before sunset.

[@Uchiha_Deadpool]

i love how i can listen to it on the go awesome as always

[@irishempire9811]

Im so glad this is the first video i saw of this podcast.

[@doodleguy5936]

What a landslide victory, congratulations Wade, and Bob you too, for giving Wade ALL of your points. Lovely session

[@TechniTiger]

The woman may have actually had early dementia. Sometimes they just get confused and follow familiar paths. I had a former owner of our childhood home wander right through the door confused, look at us and go. "huh. This isn't my house...."

[@JohnDixon]

Everyone is talking about how good Wade's story is (and rightfully so) but can we talk about how good Bob's nicknames were for the hantu tetek?

[@EnormousPurpleGarden]

The woman with the dog sounds like someone with the beginnings of dementia.

[@Badsy_the_Edgecat]

it is definitely nice to have this podcast around, cause drunk mc, a classic mark, bob, and wade series, was always super fun.

[@silas1194]

Probably the most underrated episode of distractible

[@kozekitogaming]

This episode was great! You guys should do an episode based on monsters from different cultures! I'm from Sweden, so "näcken" was very scary to me when I was a kid.

[@RandomPerson-vq9kw]

Please, I would love that! I love scary stories from all around the world!

[@linkin0983]

Seeing the title of this one...gets me excited, love stuff related to the supernatural or paranormal.

[@Nanatoharuka]

I really love those podcasts I listen to them when I'm driving or at work I don't listen to music anymore There are so entertaining 🤣 😂 😆 😄

[@MystearicaClaws]

I kinda miss the title battles tbh XD But the show is still the bright side of my week

[@mickey_mousey]

Whoever's the editor and put a knock in the video you scared the absolute living bejesus out of me I almost had a heart attack how dare you.

[@ericlamb4501]

13:14 Well, you see the problem with supernatural monsters is generally that they don't do moderation. Krampus doesn't just nibble on you a little if you've been a bit bad for the year. The Hantu isn't just gonna put her massive back rack on your head lightly for being slightly naughty. That Japanese toilet ghost with the red and blue toilet paper isn't just gonna fondle your scrote softly, no, they're called monsters for a reason.

[@kzkaa.]

tbf if the Hantu did anything less than suffocate you with her breast, it would've been a massive +10

[@sloshytomcatt1875]

I absolutely love how due to Lixians characters they look like they’re utterly dumbfounded by everything anyone says

[@Joonxknj]

I actually bust a lung laughing at this not lying

[@willcoffarchives]

I'm Malaysian and i found out about the hantu tetek awhile back n had to tell all my friends about it. We were equally shocked tbh. No one talks about the hantu tetek

[@syakirzuhairi5660]

Aku pun tahu dari kawan aku, mula2 aku gelak selepas tu aku buat research, damn gila scary

[@jimlewis4853]

Bob's greatest fear: Haunted Tatas! 😄❤

[@zangle6677]

Only 1,000 Views so far? This is amazing >->

[@Temariaaa]

Not the death by snusnu LMAO

[@Salvo_Z_Mix]

38:04 That was so unexpectedly sad!! XD

[@aaronparsons5201]

The "Giggity Ghost"

[@mendromon2193]

this and the camping story of bob are my favorites!!

[@syakirzuhairi5660]

I bet Bob's fridge is your fav now

[@alexia3552]

Dude what the hell, Mark and Wade went to school like one district away from me AND we're all born in the same year. Literally no one I follow is from Ohio, and I never see people born the same year as me. Why is this so weird to me.....

[@SpookyDollLady]

Hello fellow 30-something corn person! 😂 Always surprising to find another Ohioan in the wild.

[@Alexanderthegreat159]

We all know Mark would be head over heels for hachishaku. He wouldn't run. 😂

[@SNN95]

As Malaysian, hantu tetek is really the best booby ghost of all ghost. But it is indeed, parents back then, like maybe around 60s-80s, they want their children not playing outside during dusk. This ghost is Malay Malaysian ghost, which, I think, when dusk where Muslim Malay, need to do the 4th praying (Maghrib) during that time. So yeah, the parents actually asked their children to back home before the dusk to perform the prayer as soon as the prayer time comes.

[@NothingwrongwithmeitsaYOU]

Asalamualaikum bro. Saya pun orang Malaysia but I have never heard of Hantu Tatek. I thought its from Indonesia.

[@SNN95]

@@NothingwrongwithmeitsaYOU Pardon me if I am wrong. Maybe not as Malay Malaysian, I think. Maybe this ghost is originate from Malay in Indonesia that migrated in Malaysia. But as far as I know, I think non-Indonesian ever claimed such ghost for now. But I heard a lot this kind of ghost in the west peninsular (especially northern part) more than east peninsular. My grandma always warning me about this ghost when I was small. In my internet finding, Kopek/Tetek, it is always directed to Malaysia. Disclaimer: I am too wanna believe it is from Indonesia, but facts and folklore said otherwise. And I did found a manga, that I forgot the title, about ghost that directed to Malaysia about this ghost.

[@lutzgeier1109]

@@SNN95 hey sorry for butting in but I'm from Indonesia and I believe we call our version of this ghost differently ("wewe gombel" iirc), so that might be why your internet searches using the Malay name only turned up Malaysian sources! Though as for where the ghost actually came from first, I don't think anybody can really tell at this point lmao

[@Haleyrach]

this was my favorite episode so far!

[@LordSnurdle]

Three decent alliterations for Wade: the Monster with Massive Milkers, the Double-D Demon, and the beast with back breasts.

[@shadophaxx2401]

911, we got a puberty situation, and we're talking HUGE

[@thebeautifulrose294]

I love listening to this podcast

[@gregoryroberts3132]

"Bob's fridge" is the best. If you haven't listened to it yet, check it out. :)

[@shaynewestmoreland8657]

I've been listening to Distractable for 4 hours while playing Legends Arceus and it's amazing background conversation to listen to.

[@zrc1514]

12:45 I just want to point out that boobs aren’t inherently sexual. They are used to feed infants and that’s it. Some cultures do view them as something that should be covered up. Especially now as that has become the mainstream norm. However, just as many, if not more, do or did not see them as such. If you look at a lot of traditional or old clothing, you’ll see that the womenswear exposed the breasts. This occurred even in Europe! For example, French Mistress Agnès Sorel had her gowns tailored specifically to show off her favorite boob back in the 1400’s. I don’t know a lot about Malaysia but I have a feeling they may have a similar attitude about boobs.

[@coledibiase5971]

People started covering breasts to protect them, from things like but bites, getting cut, and even just getting dirty. It's a good thing.

[@NelehLove9313]

@@coledibiase5971 lol... thats not why. That's so far from the truth

[@coledibiase5971]

@@NelehLove9313 Oh no your right, ancient people who struggled daily for survival made women cover up because they were sexist 🙄.

[@PetLover1116]

When Bob said “the bazonga haunta” my first thought was “bon honniga hoogs”😆😂

[@gregoryroberts3132]

Nice, lol

[@vpelno2077]

My toxic ass thinking they were going to discuss the CW tv show Supernatural

[@summergirlinparis]

I almost died when Bob called boobs “Fun bags” 😂

[@aidaninsask2.0]

43:15 Bob Bitching: THAT WAS OFFHANDED BULLSHIT! Me: Muyskens Quit Your Bitching Please LOL!

[@MC-from-Hell]

That feeling where Wade described someone who looks like me - as the creepy person - and I was a newborn when it took place.

[@nicohart6781]

han tu tek tek reminds me of the boob tree in the last unicorn that LEGIT scared me as a kid. I had the weirdest nightmares about women killing people that way and ugh god. If the goal was to make me like boobs less, it worked.

[@fishlady7930]

I made the mistake of trying to look that up and got some REALLY weird adult themed videos

[@NelehLove9313]

@@fishlady7930 honestly not sure how you did, I searched it didn't see anything dirty at all.

[@fishlady7930]

@@NelehLove9313 I wasn't trying to at all, but I guess I'm the lucky one for curse adukt content

[@niclister9272]

I regret watching this at 10 o’clock at night

[@daviedood2503]

Midnight for me 3 days later 😂

[@SirCuddlesWorth]

*"Back Boobs sound kind of nice to me"* - Wade 2022

[@Vinsune999]

Someone please tell who is the voice of the narrator at the start, I absolutely love it.

[@DarthDavis94]

I cant remember the name, but they mention him in their latest podcast about the candy uncle

[@erik9775]

'Boldemort' or smth like that

[@KiriBunn]

i like how at the part where bob and mark ask wade "why they gotta be judged?" there was an awkward pause of silence and I got an ad that started out with some weird holy music playing

[@thecowardlytimelord5322]

When I clicked on a video about the Supernatural I was not expecting the discussion to go into the sexual awakening and I know this isn't the place to share this but damn did it make me think of my own past and how I was awakened before my time due to a childhood friends curiosity during a sleepover I definitely hadn't been in any sex ed classes at that point but I knew what my friend was doing was wrong but I enjoyed it so much and sadly that's stuck with me to this day.

[@Lycantori]

lmao wades story just remembered me, how I was on my way back home from school and a woman went the same way as I did (she walked in front if me) . like the street we walked on, had only a few side paths left and right but the right way to get into the town center was just straight forwards... Idk wtf was wrong with her, but the longer we walked down the street, the more often she turned around, looked at me and got faster and faster, as if I was a killer or something like that, like at some point, I turned around myself, if there was something creepy but there were no one except us. then she had to stop at a traffic light, so I obviously came closer to her, to pass the traffic lights as well. When I almost reached her, she just sprinted over the street (didn't even check for a car and it was still red) So I was even more confused. I literally turned around again and looked around, cuz I was like "is she afraid of me? like... OF ME?!?!? I don't even know her?!" so while I look around (didn't last longer than maybe three seconds) the traffic light turned green and so I passed the street... but the woman was GONE. after the street that I just passed, was no other way but straight forward. and she was gone. So at this point, I was even more confused and looked out for her, for the rest of my way home, but she literally disappeared lmao

[@mr.noride7226]

When Bob made that Blue Oyster Cult reference at the beginning, idk why, but my reaction was “bob. Bob. BOB! BOOOOOOBBB!!! BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!

[@xxhailfire16xx54]

Such a perfect podcast to have supper to

[@Lita1]

LOL funny Distractible I liked this Podcast yes!!!!👍😅

[@marissaversebadilla]

My title would, "sammy!" If you know, you know😂❤

[@AALynx]

Woman in white - creepy woman from the story

[@marissaversebadilla]

@@AALynx oh shit u right😂

[@hatstick312]

someone should animate wade's story i want to see that creepiness in action

[@wandering1976]

My personal theory for the woman in Wade's story is it may have been a lady who had a mental illness of some sort who wandered into the neighborhood that night. Idk, that was the first thought to come to my head anyway

[@aaronparsons5201]

"HUMONGO BOOBALOOS"

[@g0dsf3ar71]

its hard to keep points on how often you get distracted on the account of the distraction.

[@lonelywolf4532]

what a great way to start off a monday!

[@usalax76]

38:08 That calm BURN by bob to wade lololol

[@RUDYFOYA]

Hands down best podcast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@DbzOhpIz]

Sorry but Mark, who loves Lady D and wanted her to crush him, does not like the Hantu?

[@Mainganens]

Regarding the boob ghost, the correct term for the twitter users responses was "Hornified".

[@louspowels7120]

"Box of DVDs...which have _definitely_ grown in value over the years" That's cute.

[@thatcartoonistcat4344]

ME TOO WADE- scary things just have that ability to spook me for some time after, and I’m already afraid of the dark so when I have to go outside at night for one reason or another, i always fear there’s some scary thing in the trees around me

[@thunderphilp9712]

Cause comon...this guys are the best....

[@sharkkebunni]

I hope Wade's story about watching a horror movie then going out into the dark to look for his brother... "A walk to remember" creepy story indeed

[@nicolagassmann9554]

I like how KZbin recommended the Movie "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" to me because of this.

[@ashbridgeindustries]

I got a perfectly timed advert at 23:37... "The plan for the evening: CEX!"

[@matthewloredo3665]

When Mark explained his "erection" fear I immediately remembered when my parents told me that I was gonna get as big as Sky Scrapers and I was scared for my life. I didn't wanna be that big or tall so I dreaded growth. That was until I realized later that's not how it works and now I'm 5'6 so that didn't pan out.

[@Broomer52]

Size wise I apparently peaked early (pun not intended) I was a giant for most of my school life. I stood out in a crowd I was that big. Fast forward to high school and suddenly theirs people regularly bigger than me. I’m 5’10 and I’m not small by any means but I’m no longer huge.

[@Snakecggg]

Do one about Aliens! and or UFOs/UAPs

[@leesidarkblood892]

I loved both there stories

[@phoenixginny62442]

I actually enjoyed Wade’s alliterations.

[@dragekitaro66]

I could see lady dimitrescu being that gost and mark diving into her tig owl bittys screaming yeeeeeessssssss