Surviving on Pizza for 25 Years

Dan Janssen has survived on a diet of pizza alone for the last 25 years. Or at least almost only pizza (with a few bowls of cereal every now and then).
We spent a few days with Dan in his hometown of Ellicott City, Maryland and Baltimore to explore where the self-proclaimed "King of Pizza" finds the perfect slice(s). After watching him consume pizza after pizza, we couldn't help but wonder, How is this dude not dead yet? Doctors have even given him a (fairly) clean bill of health, but to Dan, "We're all gonna die. I'm gonna die with pizza in my stomach." Enjoy.
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[@kdilli6426]

Eats pizza for 25 years straight, lived on the same street for 20 years. This is a true man of habit.

[@daandemeyer1708]

Living on the same street for 20 years is pretty normal ☺

[@wilsonmandudebro]

Creature*

[@jirapatthaenphromrat2910]

@Ben from smart house That's not always the case though.

[@tylerdurden5150]

@@tehgzizlauw1787 Asperger !

[@kickliquid]

@@tylerdurden5150 He eats pizza not Ass Burgers

[@thomasguccione5450]

The cut from “We’re all gonna die I’m gonna die with pizza in my stomach” to him pulling the insulin pack out is easily the best editing of all time.

[@frankie2936]

He should order an ironic pizza! :D

[@WM44444]

i was dying when he said i have diabetes. i should watch what i eat but i dont. i eat pizza. master splinter over here haha edit : i came here cause i saw joe rogan talking about this when he was talking about what if someone ate only snickers.

[@AyushTH]

Bro I think you missed the part where It's type 1 diabetes not type 2. The insulin wouldn't even work if it was type 2.

[@TrollToll-x5p]

lmao uhhh fight me but "food aversions" are bullshit. stick him in a room with only apples for a month and see what happens. sick of this bullshit.

[@TrollToll-x5p]

bro they literally show him injecting himself with a damn needle to keep eating pizza and this has nearly 4 million views and nobody freaking out about that? what is life?

[@zilbra1]

"I don't notice any health effects from it" Has diabetes

[@flyingsnickerdoodle2828]

He has Type 1 Diabetes

[@atozgamingofficialchannel2692]

+zilbra1 it could probably be genetic

[@FenjaFemkeVeit]

+zilbra1 lol xD crazy guy, of cause its unhealthy to eat the same shit every day. you need to eat diffrent things to get best nutrition.

[@BurntWaffle10]

He has type 1 diabetes

[@paareth]

+A to Z Gaming Official Channel Not sugar coating it. It doesn't matter where his condition came from, if he's shoving that much cheese down his gullet and not balancing it out with veg and water etc, he's going to be dead early, simple as that. Hell if I have a pizza binge I make sure to put extra veg on there, I know its still crap but come on just having cheese and bread, surprised he's not 400 pounds by now his arteries must be blocked to hell and back. He's got a lucky metabolism, but its going to slow eventually.

[@H3roGam3r8_]

If this man tried real Italian pizza he would probably call it fake.

[@drzoidberg5277]

Fuck you and your "real" italian pizza.

[@drzoidberg5277]

1. Italiensk pizza är överksattad (all italiensk mat är överskattad) 2. Han kallade mig för amerikan.

[@CompaDv]

@Mihai Craciun shut the fuck up

[@skljova8450]

I've heard that Italian pizza is ironically,not the best pizza/not a good pizza either.

[@pytelmichal4861]

Dr Zoidberg somebody failed raising his little child

[@cockroachman27]

I have survived on eating food every day for 22 years

[@Explodiatr]

Omg, you're the food king.

[@sm197m9]

Cockroach ManGood looking also might i say.

[@Explodiatr]

Guys, I've been breathing air for my whole life... does...d-..am I the air king?

[@JohnDoe-ow7cf]

You won the Internet

[@KnowTrentTimoy]

Cockroach Man Impossible? Eating food EVERY DAY for years? That can't be.

[@domperignon5439]

The guy calls himself the pizza king but only eats cheese pizza?

[@Inicoool]

Old school Italian Style, mozza and tomato

[@lizardinthelites]

Thanks for your comment. I only got 1:13 into the video before I saw this. I was hoping I'd get his opinions on all sorts of different pizzas and get to see them as well, maybe learn some new recipes. Now I won't waste my time on this 15 min video.

[@conceitedxo]

Because an original pizza has alot of toppings right?

[@tat2jim]

Fellow pizza purist here. Just day no to dominos.

[@paulmeeker8165]

Margherita pizza originally had basil too, that was the original.

[@Jack-gu4fc]

"Everybody dies. I'm gonna die with pizza in my stomach. S'cuse me I got diabetes"

[@stephanief.8433]

lol

[@shannon616]

Jack Ding he's like ...speaking of dying I better check my diabetes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheOfficialIronGamin]

Jack Ding lmao

[@nyihtet9492]

Everybody dies. He'll just die earlier.

[@kaitlinberke8076]

"I don't notice any negative health effects from it." He says while sticking a needle in his thigh

[@kaunas888]

There is a somewhat depressing undercurrent to this video. The man seems to give of a subtle and yet constant low grade vibe of peevishness or resentment. He never seems to be really excited or happy with much of anything, almost as if he is suffering with low grade depression or a lack of any joy in life.

[@34724]

This is a really good comment, beacuse doesn't attack anyone. The majority of commenters should take example from you.

[@kaylaholmes1018]

Prob cause he only eats pizza.

[@bobdylan1968]

Or it's just a video and he's not the most energetic guy when it comes to people he doesn't know? Id be the same.

[@kaylaholmes1018]

@@bobdylan1968 this could be true too

[@mikkelengstrm3759]

Selective Eating Disorder

[@MaunoMato99]

That overreaction to vegetables on pizza though. But yeah it looks like he has some psychological issues.

[@maurizioarrivabene8182]

Well, ARE YOU SUUUUURE?!?!?

[@ThePeacePlant]

No he doesnt seem like he hasa pschycological issue. You assume this because he eats pizza a lot lol?

[@maurizioarrivabene8182]

@@ThePeacePlant he is 40 fucking years old. Listen to the way he speaks to his wife, his tone...he talks like a 15 year old. And the way he handled the conflict between the pizzarestaurant and him was pathetic. The tragic story of the manchild. He will be divorced in 5-10 years

[@maurizioarrivabene8182]

@@ThePeacePlant or how he refused to taste pizza with other toppings. Thats kindergarden-like behaviour. Clearly he has an eating disorder. He even went to therapy because of it

[@mjl7810]

It is such a disrespect that he doesn't consider other pizzas as pizza, he judges it before even eating it. He must have psychological issues.

[@tylerdowd]

Frozen "pizza" from the local grocery store doesn't count lol. That shit is literally just cardboard with some cheese on top

[@Inkio01]

I agree. I tried frozen pizza once and it's horrible.

[@WalkwithRoberto]

+Tyler Dowd Frozen pizza is disgusting, I'd honestly prefer to skip a meal rather than eating that.

[@daniellebirch9229]

frozen pizza isn't nice but it is pizza

[@Ev-sampdayzcom]

+Roberto Rubio it depends on what frozen pizza you get.

[@JayAllDay]

+Ev0 - sampdayz.com digiorno frozen pizza is bomb

[@MrGrunt-dw7lg]

He needs to be stranded on a deserted island that just has broccoli.

[@Blank-km4qr]

Mr.Grunt that's probably worse

[@kylemander9522]

Mr.Grunt too much broccoli can be a bad thing

[@chabland]

wonder if he would starve to death :)

[@ZeekoRamen]

anything too much is bad. thats a fact

[@angieyeah1793]

Mr.Grunt He would make an Broccoli Piazza.

[@youtubeyoutubeyoutube9961]

Its almost going to be 10 years since this video came out. We need a 10 year update on this guy.

[@drewblanche]

It’s weird that lately all I seem to crave is pepperoni 🍕pizza. I literally want to eat it every meal now. If I eat chicken or something else, I am kinda disappointed that it’s not pizza 😂

[@e-money5085]

He needs to meet up with Josh from Freaky Eaters

[@TrollHunterxXx]

Yeah we def need an update

[@Phil_529]

He's eating Pizza, no doubt

[@gobogbabyscratcha.k.a.scam7279]

25 years eating pizza, but can't make his own hand made pizza and has to buy frozen pizza

[@Tim70theYawner]

He probably can make his own pizza, but is too lazy to do it, making hand made pizza for 3 meals everyday is a lot of work.

[@ethancaldwell7690]

Tim70 if u listen he doesn't eat the pizza every meal

[@Yash-vy9iv]

LittleRich it takes over an hour just to rise the dough ! then making it! it takes time!

[@gabrielalvarez1189]

Exactly

[@daftrhetoric]

@Tim70 So is breathing 20K times a day, but you get used to it and it isn't an issue.

[@budani1473]

If this man child has a loyal loving girlfriend none of you have an excuse

[@nasserfirelordarts6574]

Me a 14 year old, proceeds to suicide...

[@firstlast8703]

hahaha

[@xxnoregretzxxzzz4389]

@Omar Shafi you see the way he acts with his girl, she acts like she cares for him and he just blows her off and acts like a 2 year old :/

[@oliviaglover9859]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMFG LITERALLY AND HE TOTALLY IS A MAN CHILD!!!

[@HumbleFishStix]

Nasser FireLord Arts you’re a baby be patient

[@rayfuckingrules386]

you would think he would make his own pizzas instead of eating pizza in a box. 25 years that's a long time to learn how to make a pretty good cheese pizza yourself....

[@chabtheman8444]

Kay Kay Last week, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to make good pizza at home you dingleberry.

[@chabtheman8444]

Tyrone Catkiller Kang Lol I have made plenty in my life. It’s not complicated just look up on google « pizza recipe » come on now dude..

[@yaydoggies]

@Tyrone Catkiller Kang, dude anything you make fresh at home is better [even if it’s not perfect]. Yes that’s not always a possibility for everyone but come on. Even assuming processed frozen food from a factory made by underpaid workers, with added preservatives, then plastic wrapped and boxed and moved and shipped hundreds of miles and kept in a freezer under fluorescent lights over a price tag for weeks, even assuming that is the same as a homemade pizza, wtf do you have so against making a pizza from scratch? Nothing wrong with being a little self sufficient man.

[@jdc4316]

Tyrone Catkiller Kang Yes, you’re probably 12-15 or some shit so you don’t realise what quality ingredients are. It’s not about dying or not, it’s the fact that a homemade pizza will taste better, will be fun to make, you know what’s in it and you can make it healthy.

[@BaldMancTwat]

@Tyrone Catkiller Kang Wow you're fucking dumb as fuck. Pizza is one of the easiest things in the world to make from scratch, that why it was invented by poor Italians who initially didn't know how to cook anything. Plus you can make it as healthy as you want if you make it yourself.

[@jeancater1388]

He acts like a little boy.

[@MCFC248]

Seriously, he acts like a douche. He really does act like a child

[@disc_drive_gamers5495]

Well you watched his video lol. Man just doing what he wants don’t hate

[@stickystick105]

@@disc_drive_gamers5495 ahhh yes. the tolerate anything no matter how damaging it is attitude. Thats literally what's preached in satanism.

[@tylerdurden5150]

He's narcissistic

[@GodConsciousness]

Yeah and not in a good way. Like the child who was never spanked because of spineless parents and allowed him free reign.

[@CaeliferAtlas]

>Pizza King >Not a single good pizza in the video

[@animepussy8356]

Cheese and dough king.

[@painedizzle7375]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@simpleasliam657]

Exactly what I was thinking!! Lmao

[@HAA-wasteAcc]

Italians would kill him

[@robins5798]

That last pizza he bought looked pretty good actually, but all the other looked like dried out, doughy crap.

[@nirvanabeatle1]

Does anyone else feel this natural resentment towards him?

[@Jdb63]

Yes

[@nirvanabeatle1]

I'm glad

[@BIG2hats]

100%

[@AllTheNamesAreFTaken]

the pizza eating is endearing like how children only want to eat certain foods, but after a while it gets old and everyone needs to grow up

[@AyyTwisted]

Yes, because it goes completely against all of basic survival. I feel that if this video had been about a lady who survived solely off vegetables or the guy who survives off soylent my opinion would not change. He's clearly fucked in the head.

[@skywriting33]

I find it funny that he is picky about pizza but eats frozen pizza!! Frozen pizza is not pizza, buddy.

[@keamsilva]

Then what is it? A hotdog? This is what pizza is. Dough, sauce, and cheese. I'm pretty sure that's what a frozen pizza contains.

[@potatoes4821]

+skywriting33 finally someone who gets me!! let's be friend!

[@potatoes4821]

+Christian Silva it's a frozen pizza not a pizza :3 get it? the difference is the frozen pizza is FUCKING FROZEN normal pizza is not and is waaaaaay better

[@skywriting33]

Exactly my point, mr. Bateman. Thanks you for clarifying! Frozen anything isn't real food!!

[@Ryuulinh]

+skywriting33 Not true.. in molecular gastronomi you'll find plenty of dishes made with flash freezing... Frozen pizza is pizza, it's a bad pizza but still a pizza. it's just a question of quality

[@seraphthecreator]

The dull boring tasteless frozen pizza is pretty much symbolic of his personality.

[@tylerdurden5150]

🤣

[@asdfg1346on]

Wym?

[@mikec4308]

@@asdfg1346on frozen pizza sucks and so does his personality

[@asdfg1346on]

@@mikec4308 lmaooooo might be true

[@mattstopa9436]

What a burn lol. I love it

[@kelvinchan5681]

Really don't understand why he would call himself the Pizza King when he doesn't try to even appreciate different types of pizza...? So all he eats is just cheese pizza...

[@TronRider]

You are right!

[@weisshxc]

Cheese Pizza > Any other Pizza

[@footbroke]

When you're a pizza connoisseur like this man or myself, you come to realize that the only actual good pizza is cheese or pepperoni.

[@footbroke]

***** Mmm, that's why pepperoni is the go to and top selling pizza topping in the US.

[@footbroke]

***** I would if maybe Italian pizza tasted as good as my American pizza.

[@Kriojenic]

/eats pizza with veggies/ "it doesn't taste like pizza" Has a frozen pizza everyday

[@BigGrease1]

for real, hes such a wannabe snob. so pretentious, what a manchild

[@zer0f0x69]

lol that's so true xD

[@Magyktiem]

He's the opposite of pretentious, he just doesn't like vegetables on his pizza.

[@darrylmata4025]

Yeah, fruits and veggies keeps the balance on pizza it helps you counter the saltiness of cheese,meat and the sauce.

[@Talisman09]

to be fair, pizza does kinda stop tasting like pizza the more toppings that are on it.. And some frozen pizzas are top top quality, I doubt he buys the cheapest ones

[@etou]

Title of video should be "World's biggest man-child"

[@lolxd.1719]

Kay Kay shut up its Called limits

[@spamholder1234]

The clown music is perfect for this guy.

[@mathpc4047]

Lmao

[@maxmwegerano7400]

😂😂😂

[@4lov3r101]

😂

[@roddyboyno1]

Lolol

[@AdamSandaver]

Exactly

[@jobolarius]

one little mushroom and this guy is having a fit just like a little child

[@daddyzoilo2118]

jobolarius He has a manjina

[@TheZombieSlayerWave]

mate if he's paying for it he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

[@isaiahcampbell3992]

I hate mushrooms. Does that mean I'm a child?

[@tylerduchesne3758]

jobolarius I like any pizza besides goat cheese and anchovies.

[@manco828]

I learned to like mushrooms at 7 or 8 years old. This man-child is embarrassing.

[@HigzyTeflon]

Eats frozen pizzas > Calls himself 'Pizza King' ...... fknLOL!

[@scottwill19]

cant spend 20-30 dollars on a pizza from a mom and pop shop everyday man.

[@HigzyTeflon]

Fair enough. Though, that would make him a Pizza Mayor, at best.... certainly not a King

[@1jodielol]

Higzy Teflon i think pizza principle is more appropriate

[@scottwill19]

at a mom and pop shop pizzeria, pizzas are 20 dollars minimum. also how old are you? do you have any concept of money at all? lets say a pizza is 10 dollars like you said at pizzerias. that 300 bucks a months and 3600 bucks a year. on top of cell phone bills, rent, taxes, and any insurances you have to pay, plus putting money away for savings so you can retire one day, also spending it on other things, thats not sustainable. unless you are making real good money you cant be spending money on pizzeria pizza every single day. also if you factor in the fact that pizzeria pizzas are expensive since they are mom and pop so prices are naturally higher, the amount of money spent is even worse.

[@GoldplatedIronfist]

if he's the pizza king,my broke ass is the ramen king

[@Woodland46]

GoldplatedIronfist he aint the pizza king if he just eats cheese pizza

[@ConvictJ96]

Can I be the ass king.

[@ConvictJ96]

I can get all the ass I want via one night stands and I'll never be the ass king?!? D:

[@self-titledpromo8142]

Filthyfrank is the ramen king

[@oijosukeiliveinyourwalls5798]

@@ConvictJ96 with that logic i am the personality king i can hang up and see how good personality women have instead of ass

[@graysonlheureux9575]

I used to work at a Little Caesar's in southeast Michigan and there was a guy who would come in all the time and get a pizza with no sauce, ham, well done, and no cut. The order was under the name Mike so we dubbed it the Mike Special. Only Mike got the Mike Special.

[@Dre2Dee2]

His fiance needs to run like Hell, lady seems pretty nice and she's good looking, she doesn't need to settle with Pizza Boy. Get therapy lady and get the fuck away from this guy, god speed LOL

[@AllTheNamesAreFTaken]

it's a small town, probably not a lot to do but challenge the eating habits of a full grown adolescence

[@savagebjj8094]

Dre Ruiz So in other words, you're jealous because the 'pizza boy' has a woman and you don't?

[@Dre2Dee2]

I'm trying to help this poor woman from SUFFERING D:

[@penguinzgamer3614]

Dre Ruiz Gonna be honest she doesnt look like she is suffering

[@AllTheNamesAreFTaken]

Penguin Z Gamer And what are you, a psychologist who specialises in diagnosing mental health based on short videos of people who know they're on camera? You must be very observant. Watch the video, she clearly has issues with him and he does not care to engage in discussing them. I think she (and their relationship) will suffer a little if they don't sort that shit out.

[@missives3894]

Why is this girl still with this ridiculous man? She can do much better than this guy.

[@aikolyn]

Al_ r same thoughts! He clearly doesn't want to compromise

[@marthamott1136]

girl looks miserable

[@user-uz7zq7of6k]

Dude that chick sucks...

[@ftmrebel7500]

Brian R lmao

[@mountainmover777]

1:50

[@Jakajk32]

The documentry of a grown man acting like a kid.

[@AngelWatchh]

maybe he doesnt want to grow up like your boring old ass....

[@Jakajk32]

boring old ass...lol sure keyboardwarrior

[@dabchild2912]

Nice comeback silver real nice

[@alphajnitro0072]

He must have some sorta disorder. He isn't normal. now I'm no expert but he may be addicted to cheese pizza I am serious.

[@ttbr7687]

This guy has a severe eating disorder. It's sad because he seems like a really nice guy, and his partner is so supportive. I hope he is able to make progress.

[@frankie2936]

Does that mean if he was a bad person then he deserves to have an eating disorder?

[@Ironworthstriking]

@@frankie2936 Yeah maybe. If someone was super evil and killed small animals for fun, I wouldn't feel bad that they were afflicted with pizza addiction.

[@frankie2936]

@@Ironworthstriking Fuck YEAH!!

[@Ironworthstriking]

@G no?

[@dominelasso6454]

What's sad is you're judging someone else for their lifestyle.

[@jnrs9512]

"I don't really notice any negative health effects from it" Oh, did I mention have diabetes?

[@sdb9971]

he was born with it bro

[@nathansamuel963]

If his doctors have truly not advised him to change his diet, they have done him a complete disservice. His diabetes alone puts him at increased risk for cardiovascular and kidney disease among other health problems. This diet is about the worst diet any person could have.

[@WestFlyz]

Is that not still bad?

[@fusiongaming-destiny4868]

he was born with it you idiot

[@humbledgoku1140]

Yea type 1,him having diabetes has nothing to do with pizza. That being eating that much pizza with diabetes is just dumb but obviously he doesn't care.

[@kukibukimaster]

Eating pizza for so long and still burnt his mouth with hot pizza ROFL

[@arturogarcia2560]

Exactly, thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only viewer that noticed that. This guy is a joke.

[@kukibukimaster]

Are you trolling, guys? Let's say I eat only soup. If I burn myself a few times I WILL learn to test the temperature before I start eating. He has been eating pizza for more than two decades now almost every day. He ought to know better.

[@arturogarcia2560]

We are now at "Deaf-Con Troll" alert. *****​​ and that means you not Emil.

[@kukibukimaster]

This is surreal.

[@arturogarcia2560]

lol, This is super hilarious. Anyways with the "x troll" ... I still can't believe he burned his mouth, lol.

[@marshallallensmith]

I hope he develops a cheese allergy.

[@jenniferlott9656]

Lol

[@WePeeWithTheDoorOpen]

Lol, he would just go to dairy-free pizza.

[@y.y.1516]

+Marshall Smith™ I guess won't help, there is a chick who's addicted to bread. Turns out she's allergic to gluten. She still eats bread.... It's like a heroin junky, knows it's bad but still takes it... He needs a therapist, for sure!

[@marshallallensmith]

Yo13Dash I guess so... What he really needs is his ass kicked and needs to grow up.

[@y.y.1516]

Marshall Smith™ Yeah you're right! He was whining like a little bitch....

[@madeinsicily6335]

"The King of Pizza" and never had a real one... WTF?!

[@34724]

What is a real pizza for you?

[@Ejaz100]

@@34724 non-frozen, never tried Italian. And he has never tried all the pizza flavours in the world how is he a pizza king?

[@kyrhamsingkharnehlang4844]

@@34724 a real pizza is a pizza which has vegetables, sausages,cheese, salami, pepperoni. Not cheese

[@MrCanadianrock123]

@@kyrhamsingkharnehlang4844 no a real pizza is a thin slice cheese pizza less sauce in Italy

[@section8usmc53]

@@kyrhamsingkharnehlang4844 A real pizza has anything you want to put on it. In northern Italy especially, pizza was a "whatever we have left before we head to the market again" meal. Ingredients for the dough is cheap and plentiful, and stable, and cheese is always cheap, plentiful, and stable too. Then whatever happened to be around the house. In modern days it would be a "clean out the fridge" type meal. Salami, some olives, a few different cheeses, thin sliced vegetables, seafood, whatever you've got.

[@Butcho7]

I wouldn't call this guy the pizza king, he is more like a 5 year old kid who only likes cheese pizza.

[@LLAAPPSSEE]

Yeah, i mean. . . It makes it even more striking that he's just eating cheese pizza. I thought he'd be sustaining somewhat of a rounded diet with toppings.

[@SuperGhost145]

Mr.SweetPotato What is you sexuality?

[@ErebusHellhound]

Mr.SweetPotato Agreed, i mean this guy will gag at any toppies on his pizza.Perhaps he should alias himself as "The Cheesy King".

[@andrewwebsterphillips]

Yeah, it is looked at kind of like hot dogs. Putting ketchup on a hotdog is like having a cheese pizza.

[@Obsidian182]

brandon mcgaw That's a very random and personal question to ask, don't you think?

[@spacemanwithraygun3933]

Advice for the chick, I can tell by his reaction and body language he will replace you before he stops eating pizza. I don't understand the ideology of hooking up with someone then trying to turn them into someone else, just wait for someone else.

[@desertrainfrog1691]

best comment yet....

[@zokushajames5430]

Church

[@TheFightForBacon]

Maybe she loves him a lot

[@BVargas78]

Maybe if she turned into a pizza he would love her a lot.

[@kiwiplum5496]

+Bacon Not if she's a veggie pizza.

[@goofedplaysgames]

"Has survived on a diet of pizza alone." "I don't eat pizza for every meal."

[@Bolensgoldrush]

**Proceeds to hate every edible object that isn't pizza

[@goofedplaysgames]

@@Bolensgoldrush 😂

[@firstlast8703]

yea i didnt understand that either

[@24pablox]

That's vice "news" for you my friend

[@robinmaibals1193]

@@24pablox I use to enjoy Munchies pre-vice. It's like dropping turd on a perfectly good pizza. What's next? Buzzfeed?

[@sbthesage2100]

Why is this low key sad

[@34724]

because it really is.

[@rasulsamad5860]

High key

[@R3alBlue]

this guy doesn't deserve this girl

[@westindian10]

sure doesnt

[@Cas_anova]

nice guys finish last

[@revelations2798]

lol bunch of lonely guys here!! get out and circulate!!

[@Mega911Gamer]

+el pistolero your mom

[@Mega911Gamer]

+el pistolero your mom

[@alexkg1]

This is basically the kid that ate candy everyday because his parents let him and eventually grew up into adulthood.....still eating candy.

[@alphajnitro0072]

Nah. I think he has an addiction. He says he has no bad results from eating pizza even thobhr has diabetes. that's like a person addicted to cigarettes having cancer and saying they're fine. I wonder how he will behave without pizza.

[@supertacocg]

+AlphaJNitro007 no, he's just stubborn and probably grown up being spoiled.

[@supertacocg]

*grew

[@heislkopf]

+AlphaJNitro007 Depends on what type of diabetes he has ,wich wasnt statet, but he still seems like a child to me tbh

[@supertacocg]

***** it's an example you nematode.

[@dylantran6]

This seems so set up like a mockumentary 😂😂

[@emboe001]

You just realised Vice makes up/sensationalises almost all their stories hey?

[@MadisonFalcoFoods]

Yeah I felt that way when the “psychologist” came up.

[@anonim-fw4os]

The guy: I am the king of Pizza Also the guy: hates pizza with veggie

[@hectorm8649]

If this guy lives till he’s in his 90s, I’m gonna be pissed.

[@24pablox]

Has diabetes

[@hectorm8649]

@@24pablox My grandmother is in her 80s with Diabetes.

[@planetmotherfuckers]

24pablox living well into old age with diabetes is actually incredibly common now lol

[@24pablox]

@@planetmotherfuckers bless technology

[@andreeamarinasi4890]

His life looks really sad to me. His future wife to be looks like she doesn’t care about him anymore. He’s like really stubborn and oblivious to the damage he’s doing to himself and the people around him. If he lives to 90( which I don’t think will happen) he’ll probably die alone and miserable. He’s really trying to hide the fact that he’s lost... I feel sorry for him and I wish I could help...

[@ElakoitunutAbi]

Nobody has commented about that stupidly long shift stick?

[@darkking222]

Lol right that's what I was wondering

[@flemminganderson7121]

lmaooo

[@dustinbrown8003]

Lare I was about to lmao

[@purgelol333]

I can't stop laughing. It looks ridiculous, but the best part is that it's just totally not adressed in the video, like its totally normal.

[@MilkSteak23]

"Guy survived on pizza" ......"I don't eat pizza for every meal"

[@ottmanibrahim9210]

MilkSteak23 Yeah i mean what else dose he eats. i wonder what's he eating in 0:41 can you tell?

[@kebabsandoz]

looks like fried mozzarella so yeah

[@whiteguar6757]

"Can we maybe get rid of the grease bucket?" Without hesitation "no"

[@badascan8910]

She said grease bucket to cook food in. You don't fry pizzas

[@leonhardeuler675]

The thing I don't get is it's not even good pizza. Nor does he make his own. And what about pasta with tomato and cheese, would he like that?

[@chabtheman8444]

Kay Kay Stop fucking commenting on every post that is criticizing him wow!

[@CroElectroStile]

Yeah this pizza looks awfull!

[@christopherdima4791]

I think it's the experience of eating pizza. Not just the taste and texture. Eating with his hands is somewhat maybe satisfying to him

[@johnroy5169]

honestly, he's eating Domino's and frozen pizza, shit's disgusting compared to good pizza

[@danchen3676]

HOW DOES THIS GUY HAVE A FIANCE?

[@IronPiedmont]

+Dan Chen There's someone for everyone.

[@WalkwithRoberto]

+Dan Chen Maybe she has problems too? No healthy woman with good prospects would end up settling for someone like that. Let's be honest guys.

[@illumlnatl6514]

you are braindead

[@jaz.c7067]

+Oso Flocka Flame WOLF GANGG

[@ripmemes8962]

+Dan Chen what hes doing to his fiance is emotional abuse and very insensitive

[@2wfit]

He doesn't conduct himself like a man at all, he's so childish in his actions, particularly in public, there's definitely something wrong there!

[@crate2819]

adsy69 Awww, how should a man conduct himself? Because I saw zero fucks given to his girlfriends nagging about eating healthy.

[@crate2819]

evo seKtor Troll alert.

[@EnSabahNur_6]

+durian uploads what do you care ?

[@crate2819]

Calvo Shatters their narrow view of reality. Blown up right in front of their eyes on a pointless youtube video.

[@COOLDUDERBALD]

Hates good quality pizza... Has a foodgasm over frozen pizza. Smh lol

[@James-mi5qt]

MMMMM MY ADDITIVES

[@ThreehoodooSisters]

He is not very emotionally developed. Sadly, he is still stuck at 15 years old and pushing 40.

[@bundangbear]

Well do you think you're the meatball king?

[@mikesmith1502]

Reminds me of my dad

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

Bundang Bear ITS FUCKING RAW!

[@lo-fihigh8276]

Bundang Bear I wish I was the meatball king

[@nelly411]

I don't see the issue with the way this guy is living. Seems completely fine to me, his eating habit and lifestyle isn't affecting me in any negative way and he seems to be enjoying having that lifestyle. I just can't understand why the guy is getting so much hate.

[@TheJOSProductions]

There's someting in this guy that I hate

[@stan365]

id say its just his cockiness about something that a lot of people do on a daily basis.. and probably the fact hes trying to act like he doesnt care at all

[@ZRex92]

+Stan Petrov He doesn't.

[@irregularmana6216]

yeah same here, especially when he throws a fit about veggies on his pizza....

[@ethanmarchetti1325]

He's really arrogant and pretentious about his pizza obsession

[@numbereight886]

He eats really crappy processed pizzas, proper pizzas with a menu variety would be healthy enough.

[@wzupppp]

One day his girl will say: ''You have to chose me or the pizza''

[@carpy1970]

And we know which he will chose.........

[@martinbondesson]

I'm surprised she hasn't said it already. I know that if I did this with any of the girlfriends I've had, they would have said it so goddamn fast..

[@suburbia8831]

+Pixel Fyxe yep he’s not a loser cause he owns a house & bissness but his health is shit. Tho

[@renragged]

He'll miss her. He'll probably eat a few more pizzas each week to compensate.

[@jakobmadsen8218]

Frozen pizza > having a girlfriend, I guess

[@pey5571]

she needs to break up with him. I don't know how the hell anyone could handle being in a relationship with someone so childish and unreasonable.

[@pey5571]

​@Mr. X men don't deserve a girlfriend for being a decent person-i'm sure you know women you'd call decent and yet aren't interested in being in a relationship with. attraction's a complex thing. some people just choose bad partners for whatever reason; i don't think it's a gendered issue.

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

@@pey5571 Those were some very nice words, too bad they're wrong.

[@pey5571]

@@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 nice argument

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

@@pey5571 Sarcasm?

[@pey5571]

@@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 your comment was sarcasm?

[@luisteixeira8154]

This guy doesn't go over 55 years.

[@NT-fb6ow]

Luís Teixeira Why?

[@jonmann4980]

Due to the fat and gmos and food coloring and general unhealy ness from the fake and processed foods

[@NT-fb6ow]

Jon Mann Many many millions of people eat processed foods, pretty much everyone bar paleo nuts, just because it happens to be that same food does not mean he will die.

[@jonmann4980]

Plus only cheese pizza has hardly any nutritional value to it

[@dracoscorpion]

ben-t Except he does, n't eat anything with nutritional value, aside from some grain (bread), dairy (cheese), and fruit (tomato sauce). Not much else.

[@bertobrb]

''I don't really notice any negative health effects from it'' *has diabetes*

[@h3rteby]

Type 1 diabetes though, the kind you're born with.

[@theshittybowman]

Anyone notice that big ass gear shifter in his car? lol

[@krankmaker]

It's an american solution to prevent theft

[@ayeapril2454]

+Eric Nelson lmao i did. its weird

[@Toarcade]

+Eric Nelson I just scrolled down to check if anyone else noticed. That's TALL.

[@PaulOutsidetheWalls]

+Eric Nelson I literally was searching for this comment. Yes, I saw that shifter. And yeah, it was pretty sweet.

[@theshittybowman]

Steve M lol

[@thawalking4chan630]

I feel bad for his significant other, you can tell in the last scene she looks so depressed and shattered while he looks absolutely content with himself not even realizing what his lifestyle is doing to the people around him.

[@neonknight-1522]

Dont feel bad. Its her fault for wasting her time with this guy. If you dont like the person you are in a relationship with you break up with them.

[@radscorpion8]

@@neonknight-1522 imagine how sad that would be. A lonely man, left with nothing but his pizzas. Eating microwaved pizza, in front of an old television, in a decrepit room with peeling wallpaper. Nothing to look forward to, except the next shopping trip, to buy another round of pizzas. In his mind, the pizza king.

[@neutralmortal]

@@radscorpion8 damn that hit deep

[@Joffruh]

@@radscorpion8 As long as he acknowledges that he’s a king 👑🤴🏻🤡🍕

[@304enjoyer3]

what exactly is his lifestyle doing to her?? Lmao

[@wmurray003]

This is like a skit from SNL.

[@shrapnelface5978]

How does he manage not to get sick of pizza. I hope his kids become picky eaters and drive him nuts lol.

[@cyderonyt4269]

+Shrap Nelface he is 40 years old...

[@KA1637]

+Puncake :D Yeah so his wife is 20 men can still get a woman pregnant even in their 70s the women hit menopause at the age of 40 but that may vary.

[@cyderonyt4269]

Wow u guys are dickheads

[@thanxbutno]

Puncake :D right back at you

[@badassuchiha4875]

he's Kid probably would Eat Pizza everyday just like him especially if he has a Son he'll have all his Traits!

[@johnv115]

I don't understand how you can be a pizza king and you only eat cheese pizza? Like really expand you toppings man

[@emperorpalpatine9540]

John V not to mention he eats frozen pizza and big brand pizza

[@anto1756]

John V and industry pizza ..

[@zeddythehead]

You haters just jealous because you cant eat pizza for 25 years

[@goddanner]

he has a serious food aversion

[@CRneu]

He eats pizza because he's really picky, not because he's the pizza king.

[@illusionxmuta]

"If I ate an apple, instead of...you know....food."

[@Andrew-ug2cy]

😂

[@EnsoLLC]

the way he use his needle, hes gonna get infection soon.

[@HeadShotPR]

You can tell he doesn't care much about life either xD

[@benc640]

I ate two large dominoes 2 days ago, and yesterday I ate a whole bunch of bread. Today I feel like total shit; acid reflux, bloated and the stinkiest, nasty-smelling shits ever. How does this guy do it?

[@davidhigashida5288]

Fuck this. I survived on rice my entire life why am I not more famous than this guy.

[@sdb9971]

Pizza >rice

[@LiaDhira]

True man. Me too😂

[@NoveskeYT]

At least rice doesn't fucks up your health.

[@ZRex92]

+Noveske eating rice only can give you deficiencys

[@jewsaregenocidalhores]

You're Asian, it's normal.

[@CastleBlackWatches]

I wonder if they’re still together

[@yogengrg7690]

That is not a problem, he is just being stubborn.

[@KingScoping]

agreed

[@isak2209]

+Yogen Grg It's a psychological disorder.

[@XxGamersUnitedxX]

+Max A psychological disorder indeed. Just like what's called "transgender psychological disorder". Heh.

[@imarto90]

+Yogen Grg that guy is a junkie!!! Same like being heroin addict!! Fking shit omg

[@bqfilms]

+Yogen Grg no one that is in a good mental state wants to eat pizza all the time, it gets boring, try it for yourself

[@jesusbadillonjjnjjnjjn]

This guy is almost 40 and still acts like a spoiled brat Too bad the poor woman has to put up with him

[@morbidconsperacy5096]

Yeah, he's a real fucking manchild. I feel sorry for he's gf... He's not giving a crap about what she is saying.

[@ciprianolarios5218]

A can of pasteurized goat milk. If she was really tired of him she would leave him, don’t feel bad for her when she’s the one that hasn’t left yet

[@muhd195ify]

@@ciprianolarios5218 Yep should feel glad because both of em love each other. Meanwhile people out there in relationship keep complaining and hating each other even over small things.

[@tanksherman9875]

I would judge this dude, but I just ate an entire jar of peanut butter with a butter knife while watching this 15 min clip.

[@angelicataylor4875]

😂😂😂

[@DuhhBrotherHood]

@Kay Kay okay i like to oill and I love it is it okay to do it no su shut the fuck up not everyone does things for hapiness have limits stupid ass*

[@KingSe7en]

That’s crazy. It sounds like a dream but I couldn’t get past two tea spoons and I’d be out. I can’t imagine eating an entire jar in one day.

[@thouxanbana5hley474]

TANK SHERMAN i-

[@BaldMancTwat]

You're disgusting.

[@InuGuildGaming]

*talks about obsession with pizza* *22 seconds in..bagel bites* *I have energy* *eyes are always half closed*

[@TicoB88]

Im feel sad for his fiance. Shes too weak to stand up to him.

[@nonchalantd]

She seems like the type of person that likes saving people. I think a big part of her attraction to him is that he is a huge challenge for her.

[@TicoB88]

nonchalantd makes sense until the medical bills come rolling in.

[@xScrrream]

she knows he'll pick pizza over her, that's why

[@martaluciabetancourthacuna4087]

hi

[@TicoB88]

Marta Lucia Betancourth Acuna ?

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

I had someone at my job who only ate bacon. Every single day he would have bacon. Very odd. He was also a big man child and had a stutter, probably same as this guy. Something happened in his past

[@Kzoo771]

***** thats wat gays prefer i know :) and no problem stay gay peace.

[@REDBOY95TX]

Kzoo771 lol this shiit too funny. You guys talking about fuckin someone's mother instead of staying in discussion about his this guy eats the same shit everyday

[@Mcommander23]

Honestly, people should eat whatever they want. If they are healthy and happy, let them eat it. The other day I saw a woman in her late thirties yelling at this young girl in a parking lot, presumably her daughter, because she ate a Starburst candy. The girl was probably no more than twelve, and yet the mother was saying some pretty vile things to this girl about her weight despite the fact that this girl was not overweight and seemingly healthy. Too many people nowadays measure their self-worth by their waistline. Frankly, I think people like that are sick and they need help.

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

Mcommander23 its about moderation. Eating starburst is fine, if she had starburst for every meal for every day, i'd be concerned

[@Ozterkvlt]

valcaron i pity you for being so judgmental

[@MERKJONES]

You think he's ever American Pie'd a pizza? Pretty sure this guy has fucked at least ONE pizza in his life.

[@jackievalle3512]

HAHAHAHA!!! agreed merkjones

[@lucascurley2132]

Theres no fucking doubt in my mind lol

[@MERKJONES]

***** I know right? I mean I'd much rather fuck a gooey pizza than some lame ass salad.

[@trenthatt2944]

So his mom fed him pizza every day as well !??because if he’s almost 40 he had to be in his early teens when he started eating pizza absolutely every day for 25 years.40-25=15 And he’s not 40 yet so what the hell his mom helped him with that?

[@Vampxp_]

Maybe he didn’t grow up financially stable. Frozen Pizza is really cheap.

[@AimeeColeman]

How can his doctor say it's not a problem, yet he has diabetes?

[@kylemander9522]

Aimee Coleman type 1 but the doctor is saying that it's not a major problem

[@AimeeColeman]

I found an interview he did, he said: When I first got diabetes, my endocrinologist said, "You should go to a nutritionist. You eat horribly." which would imply it's type 2 diabetes, which is hugely affected by diet, so it's definitely a problem.

[@TheRachag]

Type 1 see nutritionist as well.

[@bollarna]

it's not an problem until it becomes a problem :)

[@kgbhoneytits105]

Aimee Coleman dunno

[@Latexlaila]

2:35 he doesn't like that one,but he loves frozen pizza?

[@Latexlaila]

What a sad guy

[@kapildeshmukh7878]

This man is a bafoon

[@glitzerd]

Latexlaila That nasty shit was thinner than paper

[@Oooga-Chaka]

There are good frozen pizzas

[@poopoogamer1232]

"To me, this is just vegetables on crust." That's what pizza is bud

[@PennyORadical]

Are we all gonna ignore the absurdly long gear-shifter?

[@cristianlopez-st7zg]

Nothing is Easy For I was like tf is his hand on? 😂

[@isaacTGOD44]

Brooo wtf lmaooo

[@Bloodshaman22]

hahaha oh shit i didnt even noticed it :D

[@imbadman6658]

Wtf! Hahhha

[@rubysauce]

yo wtf why is this comment so low, the stick shift is the most insane part of this video

[@minh6536]

If this guy's the Pizza-King, then I'm the Pho-king...... Fuck

[@lucas-ym2pm]

Morace yay we're (almost) all Asian!

[@Calamarinade]

new episode next month about morace

[@HyperHorse]

As long as the Pho is made the proper old fashioned way, with no MSG.

[@daftrhetoric]

The problem with this video is that much of this audience are foodies. We expected a cool story about a guy pushing the envelope of the art of pizza. Instead it's about a guy who has a worse developed palate than famine sufferers.

[@Abrahamhamham]

Yeah. but it's such a bizarre video. A snippet of a micro-world that's so simple and boring, it's unbelievable. I loved it. Laughed my ass off.

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

@@Abrahamhamham lives in the same two for decades. Only eats cheese pizza. Must be a very monotonous life

[@TrollToll-x5p]

lmao uhhh fight me but "food aversions" are bullshit. stick him in a room with only apples for a month and see what happens. sick of this bullshit.

[@charcoalanderson8010]

@@TrollToll-x5p Why does someone else's eating habits that have little to no bearing on your own personal life trigger you so much?

[@somebodyyouusedtoknow...4555]

8:12 i like how the camera man is clearly embarrassed XD

[@LAHowell]

I wonder how many times he has said the word pizza throughout his life? Hell, just in this video?

[@SkySeesSTALKER]

Approx. 10029837218373918173710 times

[@123fendas]

***** If we assume he started eating pizza 25 years ago, that would be 365*25 beacuse he eats pizza every day. That's 9125. Anyway, the average american eats at least 1 pizza a month, and he's around 30 years old, so 12*5 equals 60. So, if he only said pizza 1 time while ordering it, he would've said pizza *9185 TIMES IN HIS LIFE.* _+ x._ x=times he has said pizza at other moments in his life.

[@123fendas]

Bob ! You were right. He's said pizza over 9000 times :p

[@LAHowell]

123fendas You are one smart Doge.

[@negusnegus4980]

he is just a manchild thats really really picky ,just pizza,cheese pizza thats really sad i dont know how he is alive

[@kilroywashere1]

I was so annoyed at his reaction to toppings. It reminds me of a weird friend I had in elementary school that was the same, always just wanted cheese pizza and would pick off all the toppings. We went to a Subway once and he just ordered a turkey sandwich... NO TOPPINGS! What the fuck!? I don't understand what is wrong with some people.

[@jav8595]

or maybe he just likes pizza lol

[@kovvi-]

Once had pizza for dinner 5 days straight and I felt like complete garbage. Dont know how he can do it.

[@pilowmonster]

Homemade or freezer pizza like this madman pizza savage

[@danteramirez9816]

I would get sick of eating pizza for that long

[@crapthatass88]

He probably doesn’t know how it feels to be healthy

[@DeeBee2013]

GMO wheat used to make the base? All the chemicals sprayed on the wheat?

[@samdajellybeenie14]

I’d be depressed as fuck if I was him. He seems really kind of sad as a person. Like he knows he has a problem, but just can’t change. He just seems like a shell of a person.

[@hammskie05]

Papa John will need this guy for the day of reckoning.

[@1FLOt]

This guy has a fiancee…how.

[@blazedduck5721]

probly hungthats the only way lol

[@Guitarpl4y3rrr]

How... not?

[@garyv2498]

She knows her ovaries are about to expire... and he's available. Notice how she says she doesn't want to change him and then proceeds to try and change him.

[@golummcsmeagolhomie2396]

Because he's basically the closest resembling thing to a real life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Shut yo bitch nigga ass up... Just jealous!

[@Bobany]

THANK YOU FOR SOMEONE MAKING SENSE, FUCK BITCHES, FUCK GIRLS!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@scrambie]

25 years is a long time. Most university students only have to do this for 4-6 years.

[@davids3819]

hahahahaahhahah shut the fuck up.

[@scrambie]

***** Did I hit too close to home for you?

[@bouqalwa]

hahahaha you're damn right man!

[@aecawecsdcasdc7254]

I go to university and my diet still hasn't changed too much. I have to eat at the cafeteria, but I still get around 5 servings of fruit and veggies a day, I get enough protein, take multi vitamins, take fish oil etc. I eat less healthy than I would of if I stayed at home, but the difference is not that huge.

[@cynnx7500]

aecawec sdcasdc Legit

[@akiotsuki4847]

His actual name is Raphael and he's a ninja who lives in the sewers with his buddies.

[@PJupiterOfficial]

Heh yeah, I always thought it was ridiculous that the turtles only ate pizza, but hey I guess it's possible afterall!

[@roys3577]

2:40 “first of all it doesn’t taste like pizza” “Second of all........ G O D”

[@samuelnguyen106]

I think that if he chooses to live this way it's perfectly fine. He can choose how he wants to live. His life doesn't cause problems to others so what's wrong with it?

[@olskoolnewpaint]

What's wrong is he's a pasty pizza freak. His poop is probably shaped like a triangle. That's harmful to others. lol

[@samuelnguyen106]

olskoolnewpaint XD triangle shaped huh. They could save money on knives and use them in war.

[@MateloXTREME]

Well his friends and family might care about his health. If they don't... I think they should.

[@olskoolnewpaint]

Evi W Similar to a drug addiction where the drug masks some kind of pain, not physically addicted, but you can't pinpoint what's going on ? Please elaborate ... ?

[@blue20000]

Sam Nguyen it doesn, who do you think pays ermergeny room bills when he cannot?

[@Andy-ck5iu]

I kind of expected him to have his own pizza oven and dough making setup.

[@bendmall4341]

Hasn't evolved in that time

[@TrollToll-x5p]

lmao uhhh fight me but "food aversions" are bullshit. stick him in a room with only apples for a month and see what happens. sick of this bullshit.

[@TrollToll-x5p]

bro they literally show him injecting himself with a damn needle to keep eating pizza and this has nearly 4 million views and nobody freaking out about that? what is life?

[@NateSkelly]

he only likes cheese pizza, hes better off buying the garbage frozen pizza he does.

[@teenindustry]

this woman is dating a giant 10 year old. Spitting out the mushrooms? really?

[@morbidconsperacy5096]

I wasn't that childlish when I was 10 y.o. xddd

[@SoulTheScytheOG]

"spitting out mushrooms" he ate the mushroom pizza and said that he personally didn't like it.

[@Ijustwastedyourtime0]

There's no fucking way this isn't a mockumentary. The Babe Ruth church thing, the conversation with his wife, the diabetes stuff, and the whole fucking pizzeria situation at the end. This is too good, it has to be scripted.

[@wonderingwonderer3747]

I thought the exact same thing by the end of it.

[@theyogidevotee]

Ijustwastedyourtime0 no no babe ruth was actaully married there. This is real the whole document.

[@yescoblol]

its 100% a mockumentary.

[@seanpowlesland1703]

@@yescoblol yep

[@throwaway999able]

the dude is too charismatic for it to be impromptu (implying its scripted) and looks waaay too healthy to be a pizza only eater. you'd have so little energy and would have to guzzle caffeine and smoke heavily to stim yourself back up.

[@charliechan6892]

uh no, it's not vegetables on a crust, it's a standard cheese pizza with vegetables on it, you nitwit. how is a pizza king gonna say a vege pizza isn't a pizza? lmao

[@charliechan6892]

veggie*

[@mirby5309]

Yo, Veggie pizzas are disgusting if they look like that one in the video. Pizza is meant to be light, just sauce, cheese, and a little basil on some thin dough. Honestly I can fuck with a few pepperonis like 2 pepperonis per slice I can fuck with, but I can't fuck with this fucking nasty shit they are making now. Like this cheeseburger pizza shit? this bbq chicken shit? cheese in the crust and shit, no man it's disgusting. Just give me some pizza margarita.

[@grassman5819]

it didnt have cheese but cheese but pizza is just cheese and olive oil thats the original pizza though

[@sarahgill1248]

Just sad. He strikes me as an extremely dull person. He's missing out on so much.

[@Alex-wt5ns]

Sarah Gill - pizza toppings

[@carpy1970]

Not so much dull as probably deeply troubled......

[@LoneparkourWolves]

bruh, why u care? let him do him

[@pjh2331]

Sarah Gill that's a pretty strange interpretation of the video

[@neilnair5559]

Sarah Gill i

[@poopoogamer1232]

He shouldn't call himself in the pizza king when he doesn't even make the pizza

[@toddsegel2594]

mr. on the spectrum over here

[@LolAtMyHabbo]

11:57 why is the gear stick so tall?

[@Jardhundur]

Tyler M That must be the stupidest modification you can do to your stick shift car.

[@UFOgospel]

So he can suck on it when no one is looking. He is renowned stick shift fellatio king as part time hobby. Dudes a beast. Anyways.... Seriously don't know where all this hate(not your comment) is coming from, he does what he wants and that's the end of it. I'm sure everyone does something without harming others that some will not agree with.

[@Drew_Reviews]

he probably carved it out of wood, it looks stupid and inconvinient but apparently this guy doesn't care what people think about anything lol

[@Castoc1]

Tyler M Because it's for trolls... duh

[@Kasejeb]

Andrew K dude is a fuckin g