SUVs need to chill out

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SUVs today are faster than a McLaren F1. This is completely out of hand. We put together a list of some of the fastest, most absurd SUVs based on their 0-60 times to show you how absurd things have gotten. This is the D-List!
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[@HennesseyPerformanceF5]

MO POWA! Get to Home Depot even faster in the HPE1000 Durango.

[@lkv0315]

Yooo it’s hennessey 🤙 love what y’all do!

[@rob5792]

Can y'all slide a Venom or two my way please?

[@dylantobler1135]

I can afford is a 5th of whiskey and a Powerade. Mix em’ together and I can get a literal taste of my very own : Hennessy Performance, Broke Boy Edition

[@rob5792]

@@dylantobler1135 Bro, you wildin

[@notsubz3r067]

YOO

[@davidmfr3y]

"Cause you know what comes after 3..." "4?" "Twwwoooooooooo" Dang, got me again

[@b0b0_]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Pinkmilka]

Thats some Valve Stuff.

[@mirthenary]

And an unskippable ad, thanks KZbin

[@ejcross8713]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robm9772]

Glad I wasn't the only one. I went, "wait, what? oh, right".

[@mayank2564]

you know what comes after three James : "two" me : "fou....two"

[@sMASHsound]

was he wrong, tho....

[@grantscowen1308]

That part had me creasing

[@johnynichols1]

This made my day 🤣

[@iWARDOG]

this messed me up too I'm dead

[@obenssonosias7882]

hahahahahahaaha

[@jmackinjersey1]

Brabus: When you absolutely have to get your troops to their destination before the ink on their orders is even dry.

[@LonelySandwich]

I feel like we're in the 60s muscle car era for SUVs

[@edim108]

Just in time for the next "Oil Crisis" to mess everything up. Enjoy the madness whilst it lasts...

[@agentpuppy2271]

I would like but you got 69 likes so.....yeah

[@larrydaberry8717]

I saw you in ksi's comments lol

[@adamdomonski1619]

Exactly

[@zachaliles]

When were 60's muscle cars going 0-60 in under 4 seconds?

[@confuzionn4843]

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."

[@rastomasstanford7708]

JP

[@TheNuclearBolton]

Didn’t he say this in another one of his videos? 😂 or did someone comment that on a video about people’s proffered learnings methods? VARK... visual, auditory, kinesthetic, and reading? I think

[@andredeketeleastutecomplex]

Jeff Goldblum.

[@harrykoyl3784]

I can almost hear the theme song!

[@tyrel7185]

This comment is best when you know the original source! (Hint: you’ll find it in a history book).

[@jaredasa626]

Easily the funniest video put out by Donut Media. James' presenting is on point, and the editing elevates it to instant classic status.

[@b.s.adventures9421]

Typhoon held that title for 14 years according to you info. That’s a pretty good run. They were quite fast in the era.

[@jamessizemore7103]

Between the camo hat and the polo shirt, James looks like a full on dad

[@JamesD401]

My dad

[@proxyhx2075]

And he is

[@johnjohnson9431]

He needs a lip and a light beer

[@ali_tdi2440]

Ironic since he doesnt know where his is

[@ert-wert]

Your mom looks like your dad

[@Focarrolo]

Fun fact: The pajero changed it's name to Montero in Spain because it means, literally, Wanker.

[@MYwinters1945]

also in latin america

[@baddas380]

Hahaha True, in every spanish speaking country it means wanker

[@iinmywoorl]

I was about to comment this! Same thing in Argentina

[@Josh_Quillan]

In the UK it's a Shogun. Because...no, I have no idea, beyond some baseless accusations of selective racism.

[@iinmywoorl]

@@Josh_Quillan Well, that's a more fitting name considering it's a japanese car

[@DeadSync_is_noob]

2:59 Not only in Japan but also in India it is known as the Pajero. Right now we have in India, the Pajero Sport.

[@KHolzer444]

Same thing in Brazil

[@cooolboysid24]

17:09 i totally lost it on that gag reflex

[@deathi]

hennesy execs be like: -snorts line of powder- get this, 1000hp prius

[@ShawnD__]

They probably have enough hellcat editions to steal parts off of to put into a prius

[@aphex14]

lol!!!

[@zero01grimreaper]

I would actually pay for that. 😹😹

[@kresshmusic]

yo that bitch would fly

[@faterevelation]

Don't forget not delivering to their customers

[@ChrisN06999]

"Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio. No, it's not just the pasta." I felt that.

[@phillipstraus]

14:36 and we’re still not done!!! Yooooooo!!! 😆😆🤣🤣🤣

[@gustavohp3439]

17:14 Chreap Chan Chreochtee

[@josecardenas2197]

I progressively started to loose my shit every time he said "This isn't the last jeep on this list" XD

[@sMASHsound]

cause it was literally worth waiting for.... those shiz were fast.

[@Mr-P1]

Lmao. Bro. Same.

[@keydasagittarius9505]

Everytime I just had my mind saying I can't wait to see this thing stats

[@jonathanvillalba3214]

The yeeeeps make people drop down a good house down payment in a depreciating asset

[@TTV20209989]

Don’t hate on that jeep

[@FinancialShinanigan]

Grand Cherokee making more appearances than James' dad in his life.

[@theonetheonlykb3836]

MOPAR BABY

[@rehansadiqi2746]

@@theonetheonlykb3836 RAMCHARGERS!

[@taylorbrown1061]

I'm crying...

[@nachibtalib102]

I think this might be the first time I’ve ever hit the like button on a comment 😂

[@Joeybsmooth]

Wow

[@oranjedrurgen8934]

donut's easily this generation's top gear. love it, never change

[@dialledalloyedits3469]

ok but like throttle house tho

[@oranjedrurgen8934]

@@dialledalloyedits3469 agree also. we're lucky to have two different flavours of top gear nowadays

[@Lordofthegods-te5ek]

15:18 > I’m pretty sure that 4 comes after 3.

[@ASTRNetwork]

The Aztek had a 9.2 second timing (Comparing to the Miata's 9.6)

[@BlackandWhitecustoms]

There is no way pontiac aztek was that fast 😅

[@blackheart1842]

Imagine a mom late for her kids soccer practice she quickly load the kids into the hennessy hpe 1000 and floors it until she reaches the practice field unload the kids but wait, now she is late for her yoga class so she floors it to catch up to her class. Now if unnecessarily fast suv didn’t exist that poor mother will be late for her kids soccer practice and her yoga class. THINK JAMES. THINK

[@kevyriverside8082]

If i actually saw an ad like that i most definatelly wouldnt be mad at it😂😂😂

[@zaarifhossaini6467]

They do reach FOOTBALL practice but dead.

[@mirthenary]

AND she can do burnouts the whole way😆

[@yiocho220]

Than the mom jumps the river doing 150 to make it to the store before it closes 😂

[@mudundisivaramaraju4640]

No she will go to Jail if she floors a 1000hp SUV

[@brendanshaw7026]

“Jreep Tran cheritee”- the wise words of James

[@scottsinclair7735]

"lambor gine mashine" - james pumphrey 2021

[@Someone-vj3lj]

So true

[@Abyss955]

I though it was “ Nail in bunghole “.

[@chinqlinq89]

Ahh the Vietnamese made Jeep Tran Cherry Tee

[@protogaming4295]

They mentioned the Mach-E and i vomited in my mouth

[@mustafashamsi6426]

7:50 the chevy trail blazers pss pss got me hahahahah

[@joshuajohnson6964]

“Coolest car named after a wave.” That’s the type of sayings brochures should be printed with.”

[@bluekeys7661]

"Maybe Connor needs to get to lacrosse practice faster." That right there.

[@user-up1ku4qz5h]

Pen is

[@rastomasstanford7708]

That's my boy

[@lil._.t4425]

I was reading your comment the second he said that in the vid so it easel like he was narrating my thoughts lol

[@lawnmowerdude]

15:15 James: “Do you know what comes after 3” Me: “4?” James: “2” Me: “oh”

[@DanielSparten]

Quick math

[@nickgee7291]

haha! good one!

[@jachymsmudek5903]

🤣

[@zero01grimreaper]

😭😭🥴😹😹😹 underrated comment

[@SoloSailing77]

They designed that Lambo to be able to run 118 mph on the beach. The front spun 15% faster than the rears did, I believe. Remember reading an article in Car and Driver about it back in the 80's. Probably still have it actually.

[@teligon]

Man.... I just LOVE your videos. Informative, factual and HILARIOUS!

[@mitchellmeyer4177]

Whoever edited this video; give them more. The editor did a phenomenal job on this! Pumphrey and this editor: just give them their own show. The pumphrey and unnamed editor show

[@moldyskittle]

Wait... this... THIS IS THAT SHOW! WHOOOOOO!

[@mitchellmeyer4177]

@@moldyskittle I was making a joke. Editor did a great job and wanted to see them get some recognition for it. May e a "good job" from the boss man

[@calholli]

@@mitchellmeyer4177 Well you see.. then he made a joke about your joke, in that he's saying that your joke already exists, because this show actually is just James and the editor.... and that's the joke.

[@moldyskittle]

@@mitchellmeyer4177 I was too!

[@moldyskittle]

@@calholli LOL thanks man

[@scottyscorch6217]

Hennessey: Makes fast cars. Their customers: Receives fast cars slowly.

[@human_organ_lover96_gamer]

Mean while grandma and her Hennessy

[@Sandi_shores_lands_fish]

Their competitors: sees hennesee tailights VERY quickly

[@scottyscorch6217]

@@Sandi_shores_lands_fish and wonder how long ago they paid Hennessey for the car. 2 years and they're still waiting

[@Sandi_shores_lands_fish]

@@scottyscorch6217 that sux.. do they at least get a calendar or even a novelty pen to cool things off

[@eur0be4t3r]

666th like, cool

[@angelmora1952]

“ no it’s not just a pasta “ killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@unfa00]

James, this was an amazing performance. Your energy and acting are extremely entertaining. The editing only emphasizes that. This was an incredibly fun video to watch. Thank you!

[@sendingit2601]

Seeing James slow decent into madness as he goes through the list reminds me of old up to speeds. Happy to see donuts writers can keep with the old energy and chaos

[@lrrowley]

I was thinking the same thing! Pumphrey at his best when he becomes unhinged lol

[@sendingit2601]

@@lrrowley agreed 🤝

[@calholli]

yeah.. that ain't the writers

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

@@calholli that's raw James energy

[@sendingit2601]

@@calholli I kinda agree. But gotta give some credit to the writers

[@OnlySourSauce]

Half this episode is James saying "WhYyYY tHouGH?!?!" and the rest is "not the last jeep you'll see" 😉 Loved every second of it Edit: damn this is my most upvote ever, thank y'all. God I love this donut community, y'all way too good haha

[@theonetheonlykb3836]

MOPAR BABY

[@jordanfedirchuk1558]

I’m dying laughing 😹

[@roche1517]

@@jordanfedirchuk1558 same

[@pamsingi]

To James Pls make up to speed on gemballa

[@guywood172]

Don't spend all those internet points at once.

[@Boosty_Boost]

man i just love this channel. best car show in 2010's and so far in 2020's - quite frankly this video was epic. and im not a suv guy. but now i need one ofc .. :,D

[@wyattboothby5285]

My uncle bought a used black on grey '93 GMC Typhoon back in '96-'97ish. Purchased out of Robb Report magazine (like a cross between Maxim magazine and the old buy/sell/trade, except it's pretty much just for rich people). Price tag exceeded $40,000! and had to go to another province to get it. Driving that thing was quite an experience. I've only been in a handful of V8 powered cars that could match the performance of that little turbo'ed V6 because of all the GoFast GMC bolted on, plumbed in and filled it with (special pistons, rods, heads, valves etc.. - from the factory!) Absolutely ridiculous to drive- in a good way. Because it was all wheel drive and had about 12" wide tires front and rear, it cornered like it was on rails, and went like a bat out of hell, even in the rain.. And if you wanted to test that 0-60 time, grab a foot full of throttle and the off the line acceleration was like somebody attached a cable to it at a red light, and tied the other end to a dump truck doing 55! Unfortunately parts weren't cheap or plentiful. T-case blew one day and it sat at the shop for about a month, waiting for its new unit to show up. Sadly, It went to the dealer for some work on another occasion, and the service guys didn't put it inside at night and somebody decided to steal it.. T'was never seen again.

[@carlosgd2609]

James (15:18): "You know what comes after 3" Me: "4" James: "2" Me: "...."

[@KaceyGreen]

I exclaimed 2 in the silent gap he left us

[@aaronb7990]

🤘🤣👍

[@lyteyearz5810]

Lmfaooooooo 😭😭😭😂💀💀💀

[@leafertYT]

pfffff

[@beedeebee13]

Yeah, sometimes I am lost for words when I get it wrong too. ... It's ok boo. It will pass. *entirely in monotone*

[@mastersphax7993]

Little notice from a german guy: A-B-T is the family name of the owners so it's Abt. One word. Thanks for reading :D

[@sebyfloristean9514]

Nice rs3 clubsport pfp 😳

[@nothing9271]

Ugliest quattro on the grill

[@oneminuteerik584]

So isses junge. Ich habe mich auch gewundert.

[@apuhnahasa4119]

Wir Deutschen können nicht anders. Danke :-)

[@mikemhz]

There's no way to pronounce "Abt" in English

[@NicheEscape]

the editor of these videos is top notch :')

[@danielhussain2900]

15:24 Holly Shit I laughed so hard.... why? Because I have it in the garage, and she's sleeping 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jlsgarage872]

I about died when he said "wHy Do YoU nEeD tO gO tO hOmE dEpOt So FrIkKeN fAsT"

[@gabrielriveros4284]

Donut: SUV’s need to chill out Me: and you need to listen the request of PaganiGaming

[@ibuildblasters8118]

tell dodge that lol

[@JonManProductions]

No.

[@crazycjk]

Every video I scroll to like his comment

[@austindurfee2385]

Love the content and edits!!!

[@ifartedalittle3501]

8:25 i saw one of these car once, exiting out of a car park.

[@man_on_wheelz]

"What'ya gotta go to Home Depot so fast for?" Because I keep forgetting shit!!!!

[@mpgshoter55444]

Same bro, same

[@briankuhn7396]

The struggle is real!

[@jonathansage2147]

This is real.

[@SamZarifYT]

When you forget the 3/4s inch drill bit

[@ismaelabufon1696]

Oh mate........

[@fourscinmcgee3703]

Imagine if Koenigsegg took their new hybrid and shoved it into an in house designed wide body suv. That would make numbers invalid.. probably.

[@xeus2eme]

"Imagine if Koeni... " NO. BIG OL FUCKING NO.

[@gaara4667]

@@xeus2eme something wrong?

[@TheCarpenterUnion]

Some of these "SUVs" are basically sedans or hatchbacks anyway. Might as well just call it Fastest 4+ Seaters

[@xeus2eme]

@@gaara4667 oh my ! You're the real Gaara !? I'm a biiiig fan, oooh yes.

[@fourscinmcgee3703]

@@xeus2eme well yes, unlike a robot I can imagine.

[@kurdoamin5163]

Amazing , bro your videos are great I really enjoy it thanks

[@imjusdf7107]

This video was legendary 🔥🔥from the commentating to the suspense classic shit 💯🙌🏾

[@obi-wancanoli8236]

Watching James lose it for almost 20 minutes over a bunch of SUVs was... quite the experience

[@macelius]

"I DON"T KNOW WHY!?!"

[@AguSWAG4876]

Automotive engineers be like: -Yeah, lets make a 6000 pound beast go under 3 secs, that seems reasonable.

[@TheDenigreur]

Yeah, because the average person couldn't even handle a 200 hp mid size sedan properly, now everything have to get 500 hp and people are still looking at their phone while driving lol.

[@AguSWAG4876]

@@TheDenigreur basically lol

[@phiillzzz807]

@@TheDenigreur the problem with these over powered suvs and mini vans is they have so much torque steer is fucking unreal.. i drove my buddy's dodge caravan for a day while my car was in the shop.. that thing is a v6 pushing a whopping 280hp and i shit you not i floored it off a standstill and the thing was steering all over the place.. how the hell did this even pass on safety regulations?? Lmao

[@charliemoomoo7200]

@@phiillzzz807 that might be because the caravan is a fwd which would explain the torque steer. The majority of suvs on this list are either rwd or awd making torque steer nonexistent

[@phiillzzz807]

@@charliemoomoo7200 ah yes i forgot to mention about these being fwd

[@nickwestfield]

LOL " this isnt the last time you'll see Jeep Cherokee on the list..." killed me lol

[@Chowyanh]

Absolutely dope presentation man. 🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@gabemitchell4477]

I love just watching James slowly slip into madness during this

[@nepttune710]

Dude...nothing makes me laugh until I cry more.

[@bonelesswatermelon420]

Finally, a D-List hosted by James' dad

[@anydaynow01]

Lol yep, he was wearing his old Nismo shirt and rolled out in his Z31 300zx, James has such a cool dad!

[@olavisau]

One of the best videos I have seen on cars :D Crazy hype well executed.

[@rraawk00]

amazing!! James is so perfect behind the camera. i could watch these videos for hours

[@devinbaker8707]

"The one that looks like a Kangaroo's head" - Welp, never gonna unsee that one.

[@josefmprable]

i dont see it

[@yunkamisato6614]

bruh same hard to unsee it now😭

[@harrykoyl3784]

LMAO!

[@heytelesc]

As a resident of the "drives their cherokee like a fckin rally car" association, I appreciate this episode. Thank you James 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[@harvestblades]

only way to drive a xj, well and over rocks & through mud.

[@thikhor8230]

I love what you did with the jeeps there, you are amazing!

[@sendercorp]

0:44 fantastic jacket !

[@brandonswinson3033]

So who’s gonna tell James that a typhoon is a storm and in fact, not a wave?

[@anthonyruddell3969]

Came here just for this... was thinking "I think your thinking about a tsunami bruh"

[@calholli]

It's not only a storm... It's a hurricane with reverse.

[@julesiebear]

@@calholli Hurricane = Atlantic Typhoon = Pacific That’s the only difference

[@PaulBlamey]

@@calholli it's just a hurricane in north west pacific.

[@calholli]

@@julesiebear I know... I was thinking north and south too though.. lol

[@rythefryguy6304]

The worst feeling is seeing a sporty lookin suv behind u and you think it’s go time but when they go next to you it’s a mom on her phone goin 120

[@TwinTurboOnly]

It’s always a woman on her phone. Every single time

[@jorgewuzhear]

Worst part is it fucking has HANDS FREE capabilities lol why are you holding your phone? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@jarlevanlandeghem8595]

@@jorgewuzhear I know right I see it all the time

[@heybuddy7410]

@@jorgewuzhear absolutely

[@thatguy3745]

Sounds like some deap trama man

[@huntermoffatt733]

James getting mad at these genuinely gives me joy

[@mr52e73]

I love how once you entered the 3s category you just lost your mind more and more why, WHY NOT

[@MrBlue-ib7oi]

in my house, we all say herspers now. james, you've changed our lives...

[@oliverallen5324]

How else do people say HP?

[@GaneshrajP_]

@@oliverallen5324 xD

[@fizfilet5640]

in Indonesia we say DK instead HP

[@mikukumiku]

Get ready, ya’ll are gonna start calling it the “cheept tranchdt cherutchee”

[@jesuschristislord7754]

Same lol

[@pyrogic8802]

15:14 " What comes after 3 " my brain: 4 James: 2

[@slapi5ify]

*before

[@NYEK_GTR_]

Lmfao

[@BombdiverBT]

It's evolving. Just backwards!

[@Invis_Space]

Where was the BMW X3 M Comp!?!? That car easily does 3.2! 🚙 💨 This video was both hilarious and informative! Awesome 🙏🏻

[@repechhi8928]

amazing editor, one of the best edited videos i've watched in my life

[@m.a.d.pandagaming6895]

"Lemme tell you something....this won't be the last time you see the Grand Cherokee on this list" *Trackhawk noises intensify*

[@mattroyce]

facts eh

[@sauditate4562]

Vroom Vroom in the distance...

[@m.a.d.pandagaming6895]

@@sauditate4562 more like "WAAAAAAAAAAAH"

[@KAAD98]

You're right, can't believe so many people are buying these crazy fast SUV's. BTW I think I solved the problem, one gas powered vehicle & one electric

[@niedarb]

ah, yes, the PAJERO, named in japan and one of the most famous reasons of why now manufacturers have local people to name cars: imported to spanish speaking countries where PAJERO literally means WANKER ... you should really do a video about names

[@kankanmwah]

That is true tho, my uncle (a native Spanish speaker currently living in Brazil) owns a 2009 TR4 and he always makes pajero jokes

[@Skullbrothers]

Like the Kona in Portuguese speaking countries.

[@BeeaReyoU.]

@@kankanmwah does is mean bird? In Spanish pajaro or pajario are used as a word to describe your penis but are actually the word for bird and birdie.

[@benjaminjoseph285]

It is called pajero in India also

[@purpleneons]

Hyundai is selling the Kona in Europe, but there's a catch: "kona" means "is dying in pain" in Polish so for a Polish person the whole name sounds like Hyundai is dying in pain lmaooo

[@antm7506]

I freaking love this channel. So many laughs and I’m learning 😅

[@vinkerosene4767]

14:13 had me Dying😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielhast7214]

“A ZJ? What’s a ZJ?” -“If you don’t know, you can’t afford it.”

[@sunofabob]

Underrated comment.

[@trillnix3043]

🍺 fest. Classic

[@mertd7702]

Can’t afford shit these days

[@miloslogic]

@@mertd7702 I feel ya bro

[@stevekenilworth]

if your lucky you may find it in anther brand of car for reasonable price

[@FutureVision11]

"What comes after 3? ... 2!" Would definitely be a shirt car guys would rock tf out of lol

[@roymcdre9180]

Yessss

[@garrettmitchell5657]

I watched the video this morning before I went to work. Not four hours later did a Pajero Evolution roll in on my lunch break. Totally made my day

[@ilirlluka6789]

"...cause you know what comes after three.....two". Priceless :D

[@tc2241]

Jeep: We heard you’re a dad going through a midlife crisis, but you want to keep it in the low

[@thehomiejw6714]

"What are you gonna freaking go to home depot so fast for?" this line killed me LMAO

[@iosgaming2824]

Soccer practice too lol

[@nTrylo]

this is easily the funniest video i've ever seen on this channel

[@deundra31]

I don’t think you realize just how funny you are 😂😂 I’M HERE FOR IT. Dank content as always

[@matt_neo]

When I was a kid my family was able to get a company car because of a move my dad negotiated that diesel q7, in a nice ass dark brown and matching leather interior... was by far our favorite car thing ripped, our actual family car and what we still had by the time I was able to drive was a 5 speed 2007 corolla, but the Rockin' Rolla was still fun (for my still young probationary license ass) and that fucked up clutch got me good for anything that's thrown at me lmao. After airborne porch furniture and other debris took my one and only partner as a write off in a gnarly storm, we were able to get a 2017 5 speed Jetta and I'm sorry corolla I miss you, but I'm in love with another transmission now

[@m33p0]

james: "what comes after 3?" me: 4! james: "2" 😐

[@andrerico2027]

🤣

[@HighSpeedLowDrag]

James, it’s time we talked about weather patterns. Typhoons are storms. I love you

[@bruceleeman]

Yeah, that was getting to me too haha.

[@mr.arnoldvlogs8311]

I love the fact that the microphone on the table isn’t hooked up but its still there

[@Adam-FR]

9:04 that chuckle in the background killed me 🤣

[@Emersonbmx16]

Alternative Title: Grown man has meltdown over fast SUV’s 😹

[@extraslipperywhenwet]

Typical beta.

[@whatdadogdoin7531]

@@extraslipperywhenwet Who??

[@Moon-lk8uc]

@@extraslipperywhenwet cringe

[@ChadRazorback]

Grown man has a melt down over fast crossovers. There are hardly any SUV's on this list between the 90's and the 20's

[@petertheoneandonly9752]

“Grown man”

[@Tarakasper1012]

Epa: hey no more fast car, no more performance parts Dodge: hehe hellcat go in suv hehe

[@Malohdek]

Next year at Dodge HQ: hehe hellcat 1200hrspr ram 15000

[@insainllama]

@@Malohdek I think the next logical step is for Chrysler to make a hellcat Pacifica

[@photonpilot__]

EPA: More bullshit Doge: Hellcat powered minivan go BRRRRRR

[@Abel-Alvarez]

We need a Hellcat Fiat 500, imagine the 0 to 60 on that bad boy. 🤔🤨

[@hoodagooboy5981]

@@Abel-Alvarez With All Wheel Drive.... bring it!!

[@ripper12322]

Getting more crazy the lower the seconds become - hahahaha - love it!

[@PrabhatDayal]

Liked the video for typhoon being fast as heck.

[@JoeyLehotsky]

James looking like he’s the President of the Lonely Drivers Club

[@Subscribe_to_Takumi]

BRUHH AHHAHHAHA

[@ranjan_v]

Loved your way of explaining

[@tscript8109]

Yh bro he’s good, but still thi he called the x6 m an x5 lol😂

[@thatguy3745]

@@tscript8109 I'm gonna need a whole new Rosetta stone for this shit man

[@thatguy3745]

@@tscript8109 cant tell if its epilepsy or elon musk's Twitter account... Gosh damn

[@tscript8109]

@@thatguy3745 lol

[@Byna354]

@@thatguy3745 Thank you for saying it, I felt like i lost brain cells trying to watch this. I mean the man is clearly smart, why can't he just talk like a normal person?

[@kyleadams4605]

I love how James slowly builds up the excitement and anger after each car.. Also, I have 3 Cherokee's (96' 4.0L, 98 5.9L , 2018 5.7L) so it was dope to see the junk yard I have outside competing on the D-list. LOL

[@Sinancan93]

I love this channel LMAO ! Awesome video. Love the humor

[@jerlaine1638]

I love how many times he had to say "this isn't the last Jeep on the list" 😂😂😊

[@bilinasmini3480]

Everytime he mentioned a jeep then said it wouldn’t be the last with that damn wink got me 🤣😅

[@noruea1774]

Fun fact: Mitsubishi's Montero was first sold in Spain with the Pajero name. It was shortly after changed to Montero because pajero in Spanish means... well, wanker.

[@gymusen]

It's funny cuz, in Brazil it was still called Pajero when sold here

[@ShawnD__]

Spanish is a broken language where a word will have a different meaning in every country it is spoken, makes it difficult to learn for me and working with people from the DR, Ecuador, and other countries LOL

[@mrsmiastef]

@@gymusen they speak Portuguese in Brazil not Spanish.

[@noruea1774]

@@mrsmiastef Still, I'm from Spain and I wouldn't understand any word from an ecuatorian.

[@Dsilver024]

@@noruea1774 well Spain is the one with the funky Spanish..... It's like England's English vs America's English; supposedly the origin but wrong lol..... naw jk im Brazilian/Colombian in miami so heavy Cuban Spanish mixed in and in Colombian and Cuban pajero means wanker/jack off.. the mental pic in my head hearing James say it while I translated was funny

[@wpanik]

That Stelvio gets even more impressive when you start looking at what cars it's beats around The Ring…

[@emmanuelmcdermott7310]

This D-list escalated ReeeeeAAaAaalllll quick! Love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@unnamedracer9757]

My top 2 dream cars I will probably never get: GMC Syclone GMC Typhoon

[@PhiladelphiaCoIlins]

Bought my 93 Typhoon for 10k, you can find them

[@reneXDgta]

Spanish speaking people every time The Pajero appears : 🤣🤣🤣

[@LiLBrotato]

The pressure really builds up whenever he stated "guess what this ain'ty the last jeep beep Cherokee you'll see on this list" 🥴

[@cone7073]

I love how pissed James is at the speed of the SUVs in the last 3 minutes of this