FUN FACT: YOU WILL PERISH | Totally Accurate Battlegrounds

[@TheRussianBadger]

Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS/ANDROID/PC: clcr.me/IU77b4 and get a special starter pack 💥 Available only for the next 30 days

[@WeB4Locos]

No

[@Apollionnn]

Bruh

[@thecharplays9445]

No

[@AltVictim]

No

[@realmegabite]

No

[@angrygeezus845]

“There is a great evil coming”

[@EMPerror403]

'He is a man of potatos.'

[@Luci_Furrrr]

One day it will come

[@kobidavis1752]

it’s the damn FRENCH

[@thekommunistkrusader3921]

And that is the french

[@synex9567]

Oui

[@Volvith]

Everyone: "Your game is broken." Devs: "I know right, isn't it great?!" Everyone: *"HELL YES THIS SHIT IS AMAZING."*

[@BendMax]

Meanwhile cyberpunk 2077

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

When glitches make a game pure comedic gold

[@seantaggart7382]

@@aperturescienceguy2737 yeah thats what glitches should be A ADDITION

[@gibbous_silver]

“Run up and get done badger”

[@nonameworm69]

It's been made to be like that And they did a better jobb than bethesda!

[@garrettcooper4647]

Badger: You can’t get a car down here you idiot! Poppy: observe

[@Poppyfromtabg]

i was trying to fish him out

[@Its1mpulse]

@@Poppyfromtabg well hi

[@tacos_with_sauce8887]

Omg it's him. Bow down to our savior.

[@Its1mpulse]

@@Poppyfromtabg 5:59 explain yourself.

[@Poppyfromtabg]

@@Its1mpulse the tabg servers are very special.

[@bagelbite99]

10:28 that synchronization with the car flipping is art

[@pyrogaming175]

BOOMER. LANDFALL. HMM

[@hskikibot2846]

BOOMER. LANDFALL. HMM

[@DISSOLVED-lol]

BOOMER.LANDFALL.HMM

[@LandFallGames]

We're adding Bruh! :D

[@ryanspruce7447]

bruh

[@ExTYesman]

Bruh

[@matrick1356]

Legends

[@milk11percent]

Best game developers ever

[@williamneary8801]

You madlads

[@daspartan3287]

Plays with Poppy: “Reality Can be whatever I want”

[@Poppyfromtabg]

he wasn't playing with me, i chose to play with him.

[@kylegamer48]

@@Poppyfromtabg Are you the real Poppy?

[@fizbutrealong]

@@kylegamer48 yes he is

[@nonameworm69]

@@Poppyfromtabg teach me please

[@Poppyfromtabg]

@@kylegamer48 yes 😊

[@lonewolfplays8084]

Badger: "You can't shove a car down here!" Poppy: "So you have chosen...crazy taxi: brazil dlc."

[@Poppyfromtabg]

i only had 15 seconds left i had to get out of there, other customers yknow.

[@flamingwheel9926]

Did someone say... *BRASIL*

[@Hamburgerhelperisagiantglove]

@@flamingwheel9926 yes, i can. BRASIL

[@crimsonconsintine9322]

Brrrrrrrraaaaaaaaszzzzilllllllllll

[@levievil9220]

Road a roller Muda Muda Muda Muda

[@anomalythewriter]

4:19 This man was two years ahead of us all in his humor

[@Mustard__Kid]

I was thing the same thing

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

Sorry to ask, what are you referring

[@Mustard__Kid]

@@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 ohio joked

[@swoffyplayz1201]

He was

[@Game_Hunter47]

@@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 ohio

[@ragingdoge820]

PUBG: Bans you for teaming with the enemy. Fortnite: Bans you for teaming with the enemy. TABG: If its fun and gets us more players, then yes

[@cjearnest203]

Every other BR: *takes cheating and game breaking seriously* TABG: yes you can double barrel a mini gun and achieve liftoff

[@chasetoyama8184]

Every other BR: “Guy over by the stairs.” TABG: “I just witnessed a crime against humanity… by a BANANA…”

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

if you only care about winning in TABG, you're playing with the wrong mindset. You don't play TABG to win, you play TABG to have a stupidly hilarious battle royale experience that's half vr chat, half gmod.

[@Car_Jammer]

@@cobaltordinaire5219 and 0.05% br

[@JoltedAlive]

and this is why TABG should be game of the year for battle royales

[@DerbyHat24]

Badger: "you can't shove the car in here" Poppy: "Are you challenging me?" *Proceeds to shove car in hole*

[@Poppyfromtabg]

😈

[@kingsolate7881]

@@Poppyfromtabg no freaking way

[@jebeacarlos163]

666 like

[@Zerokave]

Badgers fans: *Joins the game* Badger to his squad:Remember no russian

[@drone7699]

Oh no

[@ThatDevilBrony]

Remember: No French

[@joebobsonofbillyjoebob9618]

Now hes just badger

[@mrdooce7053]

@@joebobsonofbillyjoebob9618 badge

[@bustabacker1057]

@@ThatDevilBrony you have received the medal of the ANTI-FRENCH

[@Toby42001]

12:49 him saying I am sad got me bro

[@SumRndmPenguin]

"I've got a luger and a dream." -some famous German guy

[@heartofmalice6784]

Oh yea

[@mrmr_zoomie]

The beer hall putsch

[@puntachu]

*F A M O U S*

[@ohZeroOne]

- Angry Austrian moustache man, 1945

[@mrmr_zoomie]

@@ohZeroOne should’ve put the date of the Beer Hall Push instead

[@jaccrozbonez]

Favorite line in this video-Grouse: "That rat bastard is going to take the fun fact to the damn grave every time."

[@MetalAmyRose]

Yes

[@LittleShmuplet]

Stealing a customer's wifi is actually pretty alpha

[@jerrymartin7019]

It just shows your confidence in your product.

[@HazelDeezNutts]

It asserts you dominance in Corporate America

[@D3ityCthulhu]

Should have read the fine print

[@goosey4840]

Tax fraud too

[@itsyaboi.1645]

@@goosey4840 pfffft only a crime if they find out

[@rellianthebonemeowster3450]

Hit me right in the feels with that Battleborn reference, Badger.

[@king_carnishthefirst3354]

If you pay enough attention you can hear the Ohio memes before it started

[@aegis6485]

RIP Battleborn.

[@flobst3r552]

Fun fact: "There is a great evil coming his name is poppy" Edit: OUI

[@ciancaldera6542]

OUI

[@someidoitwhocantspell7383]

OUI

[@ashen5646]

OUI

[@Cyber0n1]

Chat: "That enemy is the damn FRENCH"

[@purplehatter550]

I realized that the warning was given last video. And it was shown this video

[@Шилка]

Europe: *Sleeping relatively peacefully* Hitler: "I have a luger and a dream"

[@merrymerry770]

Don’t you mean Adolf drippler

[@Vestige.]

Benito Swaggoliny:i have pasta an a dream aswell Joeseph Stunnin:my dream is to destroy your dreams French:oui oui oui

[@luckyman9457]

@@Vestige. wasn’t Stalin with the allies?

[@Vestige.]

@@luckyman9457 i guess you can say that but stalin and the allies only had a shared enemy and we see that true because after ww2 stalin wanted to conquer europe and put it under his controled and the allies(or nato now) bieng worried and against soviet expansion and soviet ideology But yes friendish

[@averagepolygrassenjoyer6781]

R/bossfight

[@homeschoolhd596]

Badger: you can’t get the car into Brazil Poppy: observe

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

Poppy : This is my world , that mean is my rules

[@gabrielmcghie5310]

Poppy: my goals are beyond your understanding

[@Inqusitor_VDM]

As the dude in the last tab g vid told badger... there is a great evil coming... and his name is poppy

[@spacetacos7574]

@@Inqusitor_VDM I was looking for a fellow scholar waiting for this revaluation

[@blademaster2390]

Badger: no you cant get the car into Brazil Poppy: haha Car go VRRRRRM

[@yobblenobblebabblebobble2901]

8:04 he's not called " 'heaven'ly father " for no reason...

[@Gatocat_BR_RS]

🎉

[@maxbessire9016]

“You can’t get a car down here, idiot” Famous last words

[@Poppyfromtabg]

a car? maybe not... but a crazy taxi????

[@nonameworm69]

@@Poppyfromtabg you ate the reality stone of that game

[@maxbessire9016]

@@Poppyfromtabg one should never underestimate how flexible a crazy taxi is

[@wizarddragon6701]

People: “fun fact” Badger and his friends: “so you have chosen...death”

[@wylovanahiem9787]

Bear says this before he got interrupted: "As you might know, a couple of weeks a go I warned you of a great evil" -Captain Bear on being stuck in the ground

[@jordy_de-zee]

3:19

[@cyceryx]

he was warning badger about poppy iirc

[@MetalAmyRose]

He was talking about poppy as during the first tabg video badger made, Bear said that there was a great evil coming, and their name was poppy. He then added when he tried to tell badger about this evil again, he said that he was 'a man of potatoes.'

[@MetalAmyRose]

Poppy is also on of the best tabg players badger had seen, only being eclipsed by Jurassic420 in badger's eyes, who appears in the third video covering tabg. You see what I'm saying now?

[@unknownplayer2741]

that mf noclipped into level 0 of the backrooms

[@Legion607]

3:50 I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you.

[@bananamansamham]

Fun fact: There is a great evil coming. They’re the people of the baguettes. Shoot them with an stg-44 on full auto. Then, we are safe. Edit: Use a 45.ac0 to kill the soul. You don’t want them to come back as a lich. Edit2: forgot to do step two. Now they are O U I I N G!

[@foxmask8032]

But we just keep coming back proudly yelling "Oui" as we get shot. Eventualy, if we throw ourselves at you enough you'll run out of bullets.

[@benwilkins9070]

Their name is Poppy.

[@ravennismommy1957]

Imma pull up with a t shirt cannon chambered in 50 cal BMG

[@typowynieogar]

@@foxmask8032 All we have to do is recruit Germany from ww2 and you will run faster than you came here

[@bananamansamham]

@@foxmask8032 oh shit they are here.

[@RenegadesReact]

FUN FACT: You must construct additional pylons

[@EdexTheBear]

Hello!

[@_grimleythesequel]

when a reactuin

[@Terra654]

Deadass best reaction channel.

[@elianmk1025]

FUN FACT: not enough minerals

[@crossmapgaming3034]

*tries to build more pylons* You have not enough Minerals

[@thomasway0320]

“YOU CAN’T SHOVE THE CAR DOWN HERE” “oui”

[@Poppyfromtabg]

i would never say oui

[@thomasway0320]

@@Poppyfromtabg Oh shit, it’s the great evil

[@anuragneelam8527]

@@Poppyfromtabg o h n o

[@lazyer0511]

3:30 just that genuine 'What the fuck!?'

[@iamtheikeashark_anti_uttp]

Just the "what the fuck!"

[@jaxonmckay3504]

And just the *INSTANT* ragdoll the minute the dummy spawned in, mixed in the gmod sounds made it better

[@Ethan-oq2ds]

“I got a Luger and a dream” -Adolf Drippler, 1933

[@Ethan-oq2ds]

@Herr Goober ssssssshhhhhh Don’t want to upset the KZbin gods

[@mac6na6na26]

benito swaggolini

[@Alpha-00-01]

Joseph Stuntin

[@dapenn2002]

@@mac6na6na26 aaaaa

[@randomidiot4735]

Bruh nice

[@hectorthemildlyinteresting8518]

Random Guy: Literally types “N-Word” Badger Squad: Execute Order 66.

[@juliuscaesar4107]

Badger squad : PERISH

[@SgtCheemsy]

yes, my Lord *shooting kids intensifies*

[@strikerecho2592]

WHAT IS THE FUN FACT!?

[@juliuscaesar4107]

@@strikerecho2592 OUI

[@tortunaru1602]

I love how Bear and Poppy did become actual characters in this video, instead just being nameless frenchmans

[@bungaquezaps6315]

@KZbinr’s first Videos known why tho

[@Poppyfromtabg]

we are not french 😈we have been here long before the french

[@bungaquezaps6315]

@@Poppyfromtabg hello poppy. the great evil

[@TheCaptainBear]

poppy and i work day and night

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

@Matthew Carlile *The great Evil is here*

[@capistranojerome4565]

7:57 geuce almost sounded like goofy

[@wolfdemon6217]

"There is a great EVIL coming his name is poppy" Idk who but it was a warning in the last vid

[@crazy5948]

I heard that name I knew it was from last video but I couldn't remember, thank you, you are a good man

[@Poppyfromtabg]

captain bear warned you... but did you listen...

[@m.sydneyvern2260]

"So it was true that a great evil was coming and his name is Poppy" I thought of it for a second and i was like THE GREAT EVIL!!!

[@Crystal-dl9ks]

the warning of poppys fucking crazy antics

[@washingmachine5198]

and his name is saltiuge *

[@arquanmoffett5534]

I fear no man.... but that thing "Poppy" It scares me.

[@spookyV9]

true

[@robbie1009]

Mhm

[@ilikelego6863]

True

[@deadjustdead3425]

True

[@bigdino6482]

And target.com that shit scary

[@Two-Man-Production]

Badger: I fear no man, but that thing *sees Poppy’s username* Badger: that thing scares me

[@Poppyfromtabg]

little did he know i was pulling all the strings...

[@TaxConsumer]

@@Poppyfromtabg ah it’s poppy.

[@Two-Man-Production]

@KZbinr’s first Videos known what’s with the random link

[@ahmadrafa9523]

@@Two-Man-Production IDK, i saw at least 8 links by this same account on diffrent comments. Its just CoDMW2019 gameplay called "200IQ play" but it should just be titled "200 IQ camp" since thats all the person does

[@hagenaubram6341]

@@ahmadrafa9523 yea there are youtube bots that just put random links to videos

[@Anonymous-73]

11:46 Definitely in my top 10 Russian Badger moments

[@HATVAULT]

Poppy: Exists Also Poppy: *_Reality can be whatever I want it to be._*

[@alvinloquillano5246]

No more likes the numbers perfect

[@HATVAULT]

@@alvinloquillano5246 Well, it's 70 now.

[@Love_Lvna]

@@HATVAULT well its 302 now

[@dino_sores4298]

its 440 now

[@Ac0usticSenpai]

Its 451 now

[@Catwithsunglasses_]

“I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE" “you will perish” -America in 1800s

[@satbirvirdi7160]

'Murica 2020

[@lewiskellett5654]

*- America in 2020?

[@KingFloch88]

@@lewiskellett5654 no saying you hate black people would make you perish in 2020

[@lachlanchester8142]

@@KingFloch88 did a full 180

[@Laeshen]

unlike today they actually loved 'em back in the 1800s

[@ravenatort]

Badger: "You can't get a car down here, you idiot!" Poppy: "Fun Fact! *YOU CAN."*

[@Poppyfromtabg]

true

[@ravenatort]

Poppy_ Speaking of the TABG God lmao

[@deathbringer9893]

@@Poppyfromtabg i love you

[@Poppyfromtabg]

@@deathbringer9893 😳😳😳

[@jetstreamattano4176]

Reality defier

[@British_manndem]

11:53 The way they open fire gets me every time

[@kanyewestlover187]

"I've got a Luger and a Dream." Sounds pretty German to me

[@kaiyinsmith3626]

If Hitler led the civil rights movement

[@LastRookie]

Also a death note...

[@KFCGAMING55]

‐germany (1915‐1945)

[@convexpiano]

I wonder if he's going to be an artist

[@slobonmygurt8354]

Grouse yelling WHAT IS THE FUCKING FUN FACT is so goddamn hilarious to me

[@moviemaker2011z]

He seemed so determined to hear the fun fact.

[@Kebutor]

*Pulls out gun: Now give us the FUN FACT and nobody gets hurt!

[@sundeeprandhawa6007]

@@Kebutor *coughs* your mo- *gunshot*

[@BomaineBempire]

@@Kebutor I will never give you the fun fact!!

[@foxboy6145]

@Sundeep Randhawa That rat is gonna take the fun fact to the dang grave every time.

[@unfunnylad1866]

“who got da boof” “ᵂᴱ"

[@poland2859]

I thought only I noticed that

[@Yo_Soy_Pirok]

We

[@cloaker7139]

WE

[@erickrodriguez8818]

Oui

[@lordchungass410]

@@cloaker7139WUZ KANGS

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

I think it's perfectly within badger's chaotic character for him to be warned about the great Evil poppy one video, only to decide that the proper course of action is to *side with him* the next video

[@kylesmith5033]

Random dude: WEEEEEE Russianbadger: it’s the damn French back from Brazil

[@cellmax55]

someone: *whee* badger: *Nam flashbacks*

[@jaxxonr123]

*OUI INTENSIFIES*

[@doubleohryo7606]

RussianBadger: "I never thought I would be saying the words 2nd TABG Video" Also Russian Badger: *Immediately starts planning 3rd TABG video*

[@Ba5ementBuilder]

we could use a third one.

[@archkun9679]

That's how it was with rainbow six lmao

[@doubleohryo7606]

@@archkun9679 Haha honestly I wish I was as good as badger is at siege.

[@DakiOng]

"Good, That's one less loose end" -Ape Lincoln, 2009.

[@protecterofthedemonrealm]

3:03 "PLAYED US LIKE A GOD DAMN FIDDLE" Has to be 1 of my favorite things to say

[@BladeLigerV]

I really hope “WHAT IS THE FUN FACT!?” becomes a running gag.

[@cellmax55]

Fun Fact

[@Archive_7802]

I rally hope so, too

[@thewarhawk8203]

@Joan Paz you will never know

[@crongle369]

Badger: You can’t shove a car down here Poppy: On the contrary, observe

[@thejurassicking916]

The double barrel mini gun is actually the phone game “Jetpack Joyride” 😂😂😂

[@kaijumurmillo6630]

I just heard the theme. Thank you.

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

Correct

[@insightfu_fox7317]

I’ll drink to that

[@TSBoogiejazz]

Joyride*

[@dominicneighbor9407]

I was thinking the same thing, I guess that’s how we know were zoomers

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

badger: "You can't shove a car down here!" poppy: _"Can't_ or _Shouldn't?"_

[@gavinmaretzki6675]

"They're shoving me into a cage just so they can heal me, what sort of odd torture is this?"

[@masked.7975]

The opposite of sadism. Common sense.

[@moogle68]

It's like how the US has to use a mandate to get people to take the vaccine that saves lives while countries in Africa and some in EU are still trying to simply get enough to give out to those that want it.

[@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308]

@@masked.7975 cageheal me uwu~

[@masked.7975]

@@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 hmmmmm

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

@@masked.7975 so... Masochism?

[@t34tankinthewild72]

3:37 "I turned myself into a warcrime Morty! I'M WARCRIME RICK!"

[@thisisathreat2641]

Funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@ventex1352]

So instead of pickle he is a rocket

[@Game_Hunter47]

I can't XD

[@bread5231]

The fact that Badger's videos has got me to play multiple games, when no other channel has, just says a lot about the pure talent this guy has

[@thomasnolastname8734]

All I gotta say Deathwing Badger makes that game worth every penny, even if my teammates wanna re-enact Vietnam

[@jaspalsarkaria7281]

@@thomasnolastname8734 fortunate son plays in the background as the purging of xeno scum commences

[@theultimatetrashman887]

fun fact

[@exalted_space9224]

Division 2 and Remment from the Ashes.

[@Piratejoe-uf7mk]

Insurgency sandstorm dauntless and payday 2

[@leodavis4242]

10:32 has to be one of my favourite clips 🤣

[@derphunk5338]

4:50 I don't know why JFK didn't just do this.

[@noNO-qb6lk]

He didnt think fast... before or after

[@shoty_x1693]

@@noNO-qb6lk he couldn't think after

[@Xxpr_ninjiexx]

@@shoty_x1693 mind blowing

[@wafflestcattash4818]

Nice pfp

[@crowofjudgement1640]

"Then perish" Some dude in chat

[@martinegornail9726]

Hello

[@crowofjudgement1640]

@@martinegornail9726 hm

[@darthball2723]

"Then perish" * Cacodemon fucking dies in the background *

[@ronthedon1945]

Ahem. You have something of mine.

[@crowofjudgement1640]

@@ronthedon1945 what may that be?

[@ScuffedSoldier123]

“We didn’t know if you guys would say something racist” Well Simp , incel and Bean are banned off twitch now so does that count

[@Gary_The_Metro]

Incel and simp is like one thing but I just genuinely don't get why saying bean is banned, like bruh their mum made them eat beans and they hate that shit or something?

[@olefey4791]

Bean?

[@mehjustf2218]

Let’s not forget that the use of simp, incel, virgin was used 97% after the ban of it

[@nashvontookus7451]

@@Gary_The_Metro Bean is a derogatory term for a Mexican

[@Mas3d_p0ta3rs]

@@nashvontookus7451 Who the fuck calls a Mexican a bean lol Like I know what you mean but just "bean"?

[@Guile_The_Exile]

I feel like Poppy might be a dev or KNOW a dev who feeds him info on all the riDICulous shit that this game has to offer...

[@SweatersInGame]

Me: Mom can I have jetpack joyride Mom: We have Jetpack Joyride at home Jetpack Joyride at home: 7:12

[@Karan-zg9bm]

Is see it as an absoloute win

[@mariothompson173]

I thought I was the only one who recognized this reference

[@Lord_GhostBoner_]

I mean it is default jetpack joyride so your mom has a point

[@painlessrelic3618]

Turkish space force

[@K_P_A1]

even better

[@Brandon-oi7rm]

Badger wearing a hoodie or sweatshirt never ever seen before.

[@ahyes6140]

I know Brandon

[@burnedout2980]

Have you never seen the pizza ahegao

[@spencergivens7926]

I needed it

[@troll9111]

it's called a Bunnyhug, google it

[@sn1persnips85]

I was wondering who else saw that

[@piyohorizon8521]

“I WILL WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF JEFF: I WILL FEAR NO EVIL FOR I AM RUNNING COLD BLOODED PRO.”

[@zell189]

I'LL AMEN TO THAT

[@Wild_Dice]

Shadow of jeff

[@piyohorizon8521]

Oh!

[@TakumiFujiwara8607]

Badger is the only person that I know that can actually make a raid Shadow Legends ad funny

[@tj0321tj]

Poppy shoving a car into Brazil: “they said it could not be done”

[@Poppyfromtabg]

it had to be done

[@littlegrimmygames2498]

you can’t just shove a car down a hole Poppy: observe

[@theengineer1437]

I’m waiting to hear someone say “Landfall, is, boomer”

[@presidentofunitedstatesofc7902]

Engineer gaming

[@scorpionvenom27]

*INHALE* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@draxan06]

Boomer,Landfall,hmm.

[@Kirbyfan-mo6ht]

WHICH ONE IS A SPY

[@scorpionvenom27]

@@draxan06 wait... ENGINEER IS SPY!

[@baconman2984]

Ape Lincoln is the incarnation of “Reject humanity, return to monke”

[@shlipsk3898]

The 1st thing that came to my mind as soon as Badger started hovering with the Mega Double barrel minigun was “ENEMY AC-130 INCOMING”

[@chaosyeshua1137]

I was thinking Jetpack Joyride

[@alphawolf7764]

"Totally Accurate Battlegrounds is a game made by god himself during a drunken coding rampage in the unity game engine!" - TheRussianBadger

[@DamienDarksideBlog]

Gotta admit, better than "Like Skyrim, with guns"

[@Ashy-zz5ug]

That should be on a bumper sticker

[@lakloron]

I feel like everything landfall makes is just a shitpost, that they made because they were bored. but they're skilled enough to make it good.

[@TheCaptainBear]

not too far off, wilnyl makes games for fun when hes bored

[@snifey7694]

5 years of coding make a good shit posts Oh sorry 8 years of coding since late 2014

[@soldierhobbes1182]

You’re not far off. TABG was just an April fools thing they slapped together while developing the Unit Possession mechanic for TABS. Mainly a Battle Royale shitpost that ended up getting popular enough at one point they decided to keep it around.

[@DEATHSxNEMASIS]

well it takes skill to not appear to be skilled at all....they make shit because they like it and they know that people will like it too...simple as aha XD

[@SollidnitrogeN]

I remember when I played through clustertruck, and the final level was a bossfight against satan himself

[@Ashy-zz5ug]

The prophecy was true. “Wait, Badger stop, there is a great evil coming, his name is Poppy, he is a man of potatoes.” Poppy is the name of a destroyer of worlds.

[@Poppyfromtabg]

i didnt choose this life...

[@user-mn2mw1og8u]

@@Poppyfromtabg I don’t believe you

[@TheCaptainBear]

@@Poppyfromtabg you are a liar.

[@Ashy-zz5ug]

@@Poppyfromtabg Oh sorry, you are a literal god at TABG.

[@HuskyBoy-ug3ge]

If i were to describe TABG it would be... A ramen box full of fat stuffed noodles are thrown into a map and told to kill each other, with a arsenal to persuade them. And they constantly forget before firing a gun, that they are a noodle.

[@lucky_ratz]

i- i kinda want a third one-

[@alejandracedillo5285]

Yes.. YES!

[@mrditkovitch4395]

Heresy

[@Jukantos]

Yup. 100% agreed

[@queruba.]

"KINDA"?!

[@loveablepuppy4788]

Yes yes

[@justdiserts7950]

Me: *sees badger fly with minigun* Also me: **Jetpack Joyride nostalgia hits**

[@im_the_kerminator]

Perfection

[@d1g1beastpr1me7]

oui

[@K1lla5.45]

Le oof

[@justsomeguy1923]

"I got a robot bird that shoots money."

[@-will-1615]

Bro i am redownloading rn, that game slaps

[@sundevalentine]

Poppy: Where u wanna go? Also Poppy: Actually, don’t answer that 4:46

[@ywn1460]

The reason you could see your face in 0:26 is because in both TABS (totally accurate battle simulator, the game TABG is based on and a game I totally recommend you play) and TABG, the camera is not placed on your face, but instead, is placed in front of your face. I think this was done to account for the vision of what weapon you’re holding and if any cosmetics would get in the way.

[@conningturtlewolf4235]

Fun Fact: we now require another installment of this insanity

[@swordmanshane3083]

Fun Fact: I agree with with this Fun Fact

[@adamd3946]

Fun Fact: facts are fun!

[@kylekonopka8292]

Ok but seriously people don’t get him banned. It’s a lot better if he can actually talk to people instead of turning them into Swiss cheese out of fear

[@Poppyfromtabg]

trust me, he wont get banned from tabg lol. the only thing that can get you banned is actual cheating.

[@bramtronix8662]

@@Poppyfromtabg im pretty sure badjur is more worried about people stream sniping him and saying racial slurs to get him nuked on twitch

[@Poppyfromtabg]

@@bramtronix8662 oh yeah

[@Poppyfromtabg]

@@bramtronix8662 well the game has word filters so you cant say most bad stuff.

[@bramtronix8662]

@@Poppyfromtabg trust me being careful even when there are filters is better then being careless and getting his entire channel blown to bits

[@papaswag799]

They should add to the word bank "THEN PERISH" Voiced by Badger himself

[@sourduck1251]

well, look up a bit in the comment section, and you'll see that they will add Bruh. its somethin.

[@rachelo_xuxu4592]

Shoot. Boomer. THEN PERISH.

[@pyrogaming175]

3:08 CAPTIAN BEAR OMG

[@pyrogaming175]

If you put 720p60, you see him glitching

[@Danny-gd2yo]

Ah yes, my early Christmas gift

[@austinvarnado8376]

Our early christmas gift

[@ishjustish4421]

Christmas presents that are underrated

[@mustafasattar8452]

our early Cheistmas gift

[@mustafasattar8452]

@@austinvarnado8376 fuck you bet me to the joke

[@literallyanxbox3607]

Fax

[@mrfashionguy1]

"Fun fact!" *pulls pin out of frag grenade*

[@Beef_Master_Flex]

If I die this won’t be my problem it’ll be your problem

[@shanonfree8210]

@@Beef_Master_Flex “If you headshot me, this grenade is no longer my issue. It become YOUR issue.”

[@blackjack2526]

@@shanonfree8210 I love this solution.

[@generalshepherd1774]

When I pull the pin, Mr Grenade is not our friend.

[@aquaisuseful682]

😂😂😂

[@junshap2427]

Fun fact: the Eiffle Tower grows 6 feet in the summer because the iron expands

[@spun1930]

What

[@Lapps_]

@@spun1930 its physics hot expands cold gets smaller theres exceptions like Water, cus ice has wider molecular net than water

[@spun1930]

@@Lapps_ yeah, i know physics, this was just something i didn't know.

[@caesarspeaks]

It isn’t 6 feet it’s 6 centimetres

[@moviemaker2011z]

@@Lapps_ isn't it that water expands by about 32% when frozen depending on circumstances like water in a glass vs a lake?

[@truffly5520]

random player: n word the badger crew: *Difficulty has been set to Death Sentence* 11:46

[@artransformeraqe5692]

Firing squad commence

[@fastmax6292]

YOU CALL IT RESISTING ARREST? WE CALL IT A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!

[@MonacTium]

L

[@marcgarza6893]

OK IM HERE WHO WANTS TO DIE

[@MonacTium]

@@marcgarza6893 im here and i bought drugs

[@alslata_8629]

Fun fact: Humans are more foldable without bones

[@jetstreak2786]

_Ah yes, the Boneless Human._

[@gibbyishungrybro]

@@jetstreak2786 like my chicken wings

[@identi8040]

@@gibbyishungrybro like my pizza.

[@alslata_8629]

@@jetstreak2786 you wouldn’t want to imagine what I had to do for this ps5

[@chrisbailey6153]

Is that so? Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

[@Milky_MEN]

6:28 "truth is poppy... The game was rigged from the start."

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewyeldig4608]

0:52 What in the name of all that is holy is THAT?!

[@redman7775]

"As you might know, a couple weeks ago, i warned you of a great evil" -Captain Bear's last words, seconds before Badger emptied 10,000 volts into his face

[@Starbright-nw7qw]

When Americans finally create Hover crafts it’s just a pick up truck with 4 double barreled mini guns for tires powered by P.B.R

[@shortlived4303]

Yo, Badger just turned that round into a game of jetpack joyride.

[@notbappo2435]

@@shortlived4303 only real ogs know this game

[@seantaggart7382]

No its literally THE OLD GROUND EFFECT VEHICLE THE RUSSIANS MADE AND WE SAID WE MADE THE IDEA

[@timothyledbetter2806]

@@notbappo2435 That game was fuckin awesome i got the dog gadget.

[@tony_fanta]

@@notbappo2435 lemme pull up on my dragon real quick

[@spookymage3842]

Fun Fact: Badger is being made a soldier in the secret Brazilian army

[@theguy-qf4go]

Yes

[@martijnvu8835]

2:48 Tactical Nuke Ready Turn The Key

[@owencowie1364]

Fun fact:in the state of Arkansas it’s life for murder, and death for murder with a twenty two long rifle as the pain inflicted on the soul is so great. It’s basically a crime against humanity.

[@heyyou9472]

qotd right here

[@inquisitorpoggers4332]

"I died to .22LR that's really cringe."

[@teller8824]

Captain Bear warned us of Poppy in that last video, god should we have taken his warning to heart

[@sheilawilcher536]

TheRussianBadger: Yep I'm playing it again Fans: Excpected

[@MonacTium]

Yeah lol

[@KaiTheRedWarrior8244]

Yea cause the game is essentially Badger and his friends, this is the perfect game for them

[@Nick12081]

So that was a fucking lie

[@griffinspence5420]

4:41. I’m scared already. “Screams” 😂😂

[@portalmann]

Badger: You can't fit a car in here! Poppy: *You dare oppose me mortal?*

[@Poppyfromtabg]

i wanted him to get in, but someone threw a bouncy nade down the hole and killed him😢

[@gaywoman]

@@Poppyfromtabg why does someone want to sacrifice you?

[@sebastiangaravito5580]

The people who disliked are the french who got blasted away

[@hyliandoctor]

And that's why there's no dislikes. Because they're all dead.

[@Zedorfska]

the people who disliked are old players who are sick of the new people

[@voidstrider801]

Oui.

[@VideojugadorIrritado]

"I have a Luger and a dream" I loose my shit.

[@dead1385]

Deutschland

[@TimDaCorgi]

-Some angry dude with a square mustache in 1939 after he failed art class

[@dead1385]

@@TimDaCorgi but he had to fail art class first

[@TimDaCorgi]

@@dead1385 Tru

[@TimDaCorgi]

@@dead1385 lemme edit my comment

[@sunburnteggandstuff]

12:46 "fun fact *proceeds to shoot dual glocks* "