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sWooZie

sWooZie

5 жыл бұрын

Found a girl while surfing twitch and well...
Stalk Me:
●Instagram: / swoozie
●Twitter: / swooz1e

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@swoozie
@swoozie 5 жыл бұрын
It’s not Valkyrae. I usually don’t hop on and say, “hey it’s not so and so” cuz I’d be here all day doing that. I only recently discovered her and she seems like a sweet person. Cross her off the list 😉
@imposterchad5250
@imposterchad5250 5 жыл бұрын
mmmmm alright...o-0
@L0rdMace
@L0rdMace 5 жыл бұрын
Mk
@azebok
@azebok 5 жыл бұрын
sWooZie yo I’ve been watching u FOREVER🔥love u keep making woman laugh😂
@xxjahxxx9500
@xxjahxxx9500 5 жыл бұрын
*Ayeee*
@JoeJitsu88
@JoeJitsu88 5 жыл бұрын
Rae Army thanks you for the clarification!
@muttananba5071
@muttananba5071 5 жыл бұрын
now i ain't sayin she a gold digger..
@kvanessaamyann
@kvanessaamyann 5 жыл бұрын
Mutta Nanba but she ain’t messing with no broke Broke Broke
@knightslayer370
@knightslayer370 5 жыл бұрын
... but she sure do like the shiny.
@murphy9677
@murphy9677 5 жыл бұрын
YAY bro im you'r 200th like ☺😊😀
@yordanyordanov6719
@yordanyordanov6719 5 жыл бұрын
but she sure ain't messing with no broke nigga
@Chaeberna
@Chaeberna 5 жыл бұрын
I think swooze was tryin dat "wine em and dine em" trick at first...
@YoungDonAnimations
@YoungDonAnimations 5 жыл бұрын
CaN I gEt A cOLlAB bRo
@YoungDonAnimations
@YoungDonAnimations 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao, I love you bro, you da GOAT, opened the door for me and so many others
@cdd4747
@cdd4747 5 жыл бұрын
Sup Young
@froyohead
@froyohead 5 жыл бұрын
I'm signing the petition right now
@shermansdavis9
@shermansdavis9 5 жыл бұрын
Yes yall need to do a collab that would be fire 🔥
@jaylenwright398
@jaylenwright398 5 жыл бұрын
Ily Doooon!
@sedona3663
@sedona3663 3 жыл бұрын
*"Do you like me?"* "Why? Are you interested?" And that is how you redirect the question back to her in a playful, albeit flirtatious manner all the while preserving your dignity in case she rejects you. You're welcome.
@enigma7385
@enigma7385 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@monkeypunch8151
@monkeypunch8151 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, this could come in handy some day 😉
@grangergreenback7152
@grangergreenback7152 3 жыл бұрын
Sedona that's pretty good but you should have said swoozie should have said or made his intentions very clear at least right after she got off the plane so he wouldn't have wasted his time or money or feelings!
@hahacrackhead4100
@hahacrackhead4100 3 жыл бұрын
Yo I'm about to right this down.
@sedona3663
@sedona3663 3 жыл бұрын
I was not aware that is was so useful lmao but okay. If y'all desperately need more just ask
@stephanrobert5593
@stephanrobert5593 3 жыл бұрын
She was a Twitch streamer and "didn't have the money". Giant-ass red flag
@ashtro8omb376
@ashtro8omb376 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t he say that she had like 13 viewers
@shadowlites4495
@shadowlites4495 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashtro8omb376 Didn’t he say she grew from 13 viewers to hundreds of viewers?
@samyen3210
@samyen3210 3 жыл бұрын
Shadowlites that’s still pretty small
@imposter607
@imposter607 3 жыл бұрын
@@samyen3210 Didnt he also say that she grew a lot after saying that she had hundreds of veiwers
@sakaproductions
@sakaproductions 3 жыл бұрын
Especially *she*
@Valkyrae
@Valkyrae 5 жыл бұрын
This video was brought to my attention by my community.. Just for clarification I am NOT the girl in this video lol. I would never finesse anybody like that
@blackguycrying5660
@blackguycrying5660 5 жыл бұрын
Valkyrae don’t ever steal my man ever again
@Valkyrae
@Valkyrae 5 жыл бұрын
he has been and will always be yours i promise
@c.t.a.5983
@c.t.a.5983 5 жыл бұрын
That's what a girl who finessed someone would say.
@meekoyo
@meekoyo 5 жыл бұрын
SCREEEEEECH LOVE U RAE
@G2kingz
@G2kingz 5 жыл бұрын
valk gang we gotchu
@iamryanlittle
@iamryanlittle 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark..." - any guy that has ever been finessed. I feel your pain, bro.
@Senpai-Choco
@Senpai-Choco 5 жыл бұрын
Ryan Little to soon 😔
@iamryanlittle
@iamryanlittle 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry. Just empathizing with him. I feel him.
@zephanjoseph3243
@zephanjoseph3243 5 жыл бұрын
Dumbo1001Gaming what
@KodenTheKangaroo
@KodenTheKangaroo 5 жыл бұрын
Zephan read the top comment
@TheLyricalOne
@TheLyricalOne 5 жыл бұрын
ikr ryan!!!
@shino4242
@shino4242 3 жыл бұрын
Well at least you learned a valu- *Gets finessed by 2 other girls* Well at least you got youtube content out of it >_>
@Penguinmaster_
@Penguinmaster_ 3 жыл бұрын
Ray: I think I’m breaking up with my bf Swoozie: “Starts celebrating”
@xiliinuzu214
@xiliinuzu214 4 жыл бұрын
"Honestly, this has taught me a lot* 3 seconds later: " and I've only been finessed by 2 other girls since"
@viciousv.
@viciousv. 4 жыл бұрын
its yo boi ethan hall good for you, want a cookie ?
@hibye1594
@hibye1594 4 жыл бұрын
Ethan halls catalog 300th like
@Teedimps1598
@Teedimps1598 4 жыл бұрын
Thats why he got trust issues
@evansenju5986
@evansenju5986 4 жыл бұрын
@@Teedimps1598 yep
@jhghgt5732
@jhghgt5732 3 жыл бұрын
@@viciousv. did you want the attention you got? Old stale ass line.
@megarayquazagaming2123
@megarayquazagaming2123 4 жыл бұрын
Swoozie is one of the rare guys who’s a cross between a simp and a king.
@sway_9803
@sway_9803 4 жыл бұрын
The rare mix breed
@blazilfrazil2
@blazilfrazil2 4 жыл бұрын
He's the leader of the Seven Deadly Simps
@juakeenbproducer
@juakeenbproducer 4 жыл бұрын
@@blazilfrazil2 somebody is a Daquan Wiltshire fan lmfao
@TaranNoLimit
@TaranNoLimit 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO
@megarayquazagaming2123
@megarayquazagaming2123 4 жыл бұрын
@Deonna Hensley As in someone who does a little too much to try and impress a woman with the hopes of getting involved in a romantic relationship with them?
@TGM_Gaming14
@TGM_Gaming14 3 жыл бұрын
She wasn’t getting a ride to the airport from me lol
@fistybaby9489
@fistybaby9489 3 жыл бұрын
ONG
@n1z.m285
@n1z.m285 3 жыл бұрын
6:35 , I would just get up , walk out , and forget she ever existed
@sleepii9680
@sleepii9680 5 жыл бұрын
How to get Swoozie’s attention: Play video game.
@cornball2448
@cornball2448 5 жыл бұрын
@Trevor Manning fuck off
@Lego_Bespin_Guard
@Lego_Bespin_Guard 5 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to see you everywhere
@Lego_Bespin_Guard
@Lego_Bespin_Guard 5 жыл бұрын
@Trevor Manning out
@nyx_dished1867
@nyx_dished1867 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody else like this it’s on 666
@swoozie
@swoozie 5 жыл бұрын
:))))))))
@halcyonz5306
@halcyonz5306 5 жыл бұрын
Swoozies whole life looks like some kind of harem anime
@rodney0004
@rodney0004 5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@Jobe-13
@Jobe-13 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@AndyX2014
@AndyX2014 5 жыл бұрын
So FREAKIN ACCURATE!!! 😂
@ZDY66666
@ZDY66666 5 жыл бұрын
One of those that ends with inconclusive endings and often protagonist ends up with none of the girls to keep the tension and then the show just abruptly ends because harem. Thats basically Swoozie's unlucky relationship journey so far. Filled with hot girls that he didn't truly score :(
@justnailingit7466
@justnailingit7466 5 жыл бұрын
Right
@gnlblume4274
@gnlblume4274 3 жыл бұрын
''so then she texteded me, she texted.'' his grammar 🤣🤣
@rasmusitis9480
@rasmusitis9480 3 жыл бұрын
swozie be like: i see it, i like it' i want it, but i didn't got it :(
@m0nk98
@m0nk98 5 жыл бұрын
FYI any person who clearly tries to get you to pay for anything expensive without directly asking..... is using you. That's a HUGE red flag. Genuine people don't do that.
@Infernoflameblast
@Infernoflameblast 5 жыл бұрын
Amen to that brother!
@Blueblaze180
@Blueblaze180 5 жыл бұрын
Th is is true I learned this the hard way
@Shadowrose54321
@Shadowrose54321 5 жыл бұрын
Not always. I have anxiety so asking for things out right scares me. Even though when they do offer I always so no because it feels awkward and I think they want something in return
@chiefdenis
@chiefdenis 5 жыл бұрын
Soo true
@m0nk98
@m0nk98 5 жыл бұрын
@@Shadowrose54321 we're not talking about getting a meal or a ride for free. If you're trying to influence someone to pay for a plane ticket, hotel room, or anything expensive, then you're manipulative, not anxiety stricken.
@tazeract612
@tazeract612 5 жыл бұрын
FINALLY A SWOOZIE VID LONGER THAN 3 MiNs MADE MY DAY
@liightshade
@liightshade 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@ultralanpasalan4712
@ultralanpasalan4712 5 жыл бұрын
@@liightshade nice pfp
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 5 жыл бұрын
Innit thoooo
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 5 жыл бұрын
@@ultralanpasalan4712 What's an "pfp"???
@ultralanpasalan4712
@ultralanpasalan4712 5 жыл бұрын
@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 ᴩʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ᵖᶦᶜᵗᵘʳᵉ
@danellboy5757
@danellboy5757 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm thinking about our wedding date... then she kills the mood. With some BOYFRIEND she has" had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
@bluebellsfan8704
@bluebellsfan8704 3 жыл бұрын
When you here "were on a break" from her SWooZie hears those angels calling down, love the videos man!👏🏽👏🏽🎆
@SuperRavensfan101
@SuperRavensfan101 5 жыл бұрын
“Now I ain’t saying she a gold digger...”
@otaku9035
@otaku9035 5 жыл бұрын
SuperRavensfan101 but she ain't messing with no broke *****
@lisey01funtimefun90
@lisey01funtimefun90 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@littleseven5751
@littleseven5751 5 жыл бұрын
Otaku get down girl, go head get down
@strlordx2198
@strlordx2198 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@_harkinzator1536
@_harkinzator1536 5 жыл бұрын
my exsact words lol..
@georgegotjokes
@georgegotjokes 5 жыл бұрын
These girls gotta be watching these videos and be like “aye that’s about me”
@christmasbbytv6584
@christmasbbytv6584 5 жыл бұрын
georgegotjokes That’s exactly what I was thinking😂☠️
@CK-en2wt
@CK-en2wt 5 жыл бұрын
These girls be watching these videos and trying to finesse my boiii swooz
@laughsx7501
@laughsx7501 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly tho 💀💀💀
@OllyWood688
@OllyWood688 5 жыл бұрын
probably like three or four of them in a bunch each video
@aye_lil.k2639
@aye_lil.k2639 5 жыл бұрын
I think idk
@opiumwarlord
@opiumwarlord 3 жыл бұрын
A wise man once said "if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make them cheeks clap and jiggle".
@aryanv.6159
@aryanv.6159 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf 😂
@nbs_teazy9834
@nbs_teazy9834 3 жыл бұрын
Ik that wise man 😂😂😂😂
@lilahmarsh6655
@lilahmarsh6655 2 жыл бұрын
AYYY HUBERT GANG YKWIM
@Perez.__.
@Perez.__. Жыл бұрын
INDEED
@prodigycruz8502
@prodigycruz8502 3 жыл бұрын
*"Mr.Stark, I don't feel so good."*
@radarrin553
@radarrin553 5 жыл бұрын
"Do you like me?" *Just payed for everything on this trip* Nahhh 😒😂😂
@micmccond7
@micmccond7 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, girls seem incapable of paying for anything in a relationship....
@shelovegibbb_
@shelovegibbb_ 4 жыл бұрын
Sharon Miller she said no!!🥺🥺😫😫
@melanimarie3088
@melanimarie3088 3 жыл бұрын
"We were walking that Tom cruise movie" "We not gonna be watching Tom cruise Tom cruise is gonna be watching US" 😂😭
@francka.4174
@francka.4174 3 жыл бұрын
" I dont' feel so good Mr Stark " 😂😂😂
@JockMcBile
@JockMcBile 5 жыл бұрын
You got catfished. The only difference is you met her.
@equinox7137
@equinox7137 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao, I'm done...
@yung_donny5427
@yung_donny5427 5 жыл бұрын
Jock McBile what
@MadDismissive
@MadDismissive 5 жыл бұрын
U obviously have no clue what catfish is
@Vexcron
@Vexcron 5 жыл бұрын
@@MadDismissive you obviously have no idea what a joke is.
@lightbombs
@lightbombs 5 жыл бұрын
that's not how you use the term catfish..
@feizaanbashir5256
@feizaanbashir5256 5 жыл бұрын
Her mentioning the fact she didn't have enough money TWICE was a huge red flag, shoulda caught it bro. Unless you're telling her to fly out to see you and she's telling you just to let you know her situation, it's clearly a finesse
@ad226200
@ad226200 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly!! She wasn't testing him, she was playing him for a fool 😭😭
@soup3339
@soup3339 5 жыл бұрын
If a girl that I like and the girl "knows" that I like her,If She would say that,I will spam her with GOLD DIGGER until she blocks me,I make a nother account of (Twitter,messenger etc...) And spam her again GOLD DIGGER
@feizaanbashir5256
@feizaanbashir5256 5 жыл бұрын
@@soup3339 err... that's kinda weird bro
@EpicBenjo
@EpicBenjo 5 жыл бұрын
I know a couple of girls like that. Red flag
@sageex3931
@sageex3931 3 ай бұрын
Exactly he got finnesed
@domagoj905
@domagoj905 2 жыл бұрын
You are actually helping me a lot with these videos Swooz. Kinda in a conundrum myself with a gamer girl for whom I don't know feels the sameway or not.
@canuckjet938
@canuckjet938 2 жыл бұрын
Did you get that girl yet ?
@domagoj905
@domagoj905 2 жыл бұрын
@@canuckjet938 hell no ahahahaha maybe for the better. I was kinda of a crush and she said she said I was the same as everyone else (I wasn't for I was being 100% honest). Dunno if she appreciated that (I think not) because to me it is apparent that she is a typical woman/person. Someone who I think I am lucky enough to dodge because I will no longer tolerate dishonesty in myself, then in others. She exhibits wit, humor but is also very cold... dunno man.
@canuckjet938
@canuckjet938 2 жыл бұрын
@@domagoj905 Damn man, hope you can find someone better
@diaryofsarahmargaret4590
@diaryofsarahmargaret4590 2 жыл бұрын
I was pacing up and down the room listening to the story and yelling Noooo the entire time!!
@rewrini4238
@rewrini4238 5 жыл бұрын
LOL right after swoozie says “hashtag demonetized...” an ad shows up
@giacantstoptalking7335
@giacantstoptalking7335 5 жыл бұрын
I think there put here in editing also same
@anthonybragg3946
@anthonybragg3946 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao right
@amazoh8607
@amazoh8607 5 жыл бұрын
*FBI HAS JOINED THE CALL*
@yung_donny5427
@yung_donny5427 5 жыл бұрын
Rewrini me to
@inkysquidd9585
@inkysquidd9585 5 жыл бұрын
same lol
@girlthatisagirl2538
@girlthatisagirl2538 5 жыл бұрын
Damn this whole comment section like a flood of just girls that wanna marry you swooz how tf you keep getting finessed.
@artsygal112
@artsygal112 5 жыл бұрын
Yup! Totally true! If he asked me out, I would say yes in a heartbeat! He is so sweet, funny, handsome, and thoughtful. How these girls keep one upping him, I will never know.
@ororod2132
@ororod2132 5 жыл бұрын
Guys always go for the *_girls_* they CAN'T have or out of their league.....they like the chase/challenge....but he's still young....when older, boys become men and will realize, all the _real_ (genuine) *women* around them...those who are worth settling down with....bottomline, you are, what you attract....they both were playing the game and she *WON* ....she's a gamer afterall. 😂
@SamanthaSmith-kz6xu
@SamanthaSmith-kz6xu 5 жыл бұрын
Solid statement.
@Skitz0frenix
@Skitz0frenix 5 жыл бұрын
@@ororod2132 how old do you think Swoozie is dude? He's 37
@chibobo_
@chibobo_ 5 жыл бұрын
He's 30..
@moonrosette3065
@moonrosette3065 2 жыл бұрын
Poor swoozie... He deserves a girl who's not a jerk or a weirdo
@Historicutuber
@Historicutuber 2 жыл бұрын
This is honestly one of the best vids he’s done
@MooshiiLikes
@MooshiiLikes 5 жыл бұрын
Swoozie there were at least 7 red flags and you ignored ALL OF THEM. Also you could’ve saved a lot of that money (by switching to geico) by just telling her you liked her over the phone. 🤷🏾‍♀️
@livinginmynow6380
@livinginmynow6380 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. That's why I'm waiting in God because I don't miss this kind of foolishness 😥😶🔥.
@chethanx666
@chethanx666 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody lets somebody who's just a friend pay for everything for them.
@mslita09
@mslita09 5 жыл бұрын
Waiting in god? What does that even mean?
@LauLessPariah
@LauLessPariah 5 жыл бұрын
Show the flags pls
@EmilyStewartguitarist
@EmilyStewartguitarist 5 жыл бұрын
Save 15% or more on car insurance.
@MrNotThatFamous
@MrNotThatFamous 5 жыл бұрын
"yall know i'm a thug", I'm already dying bro chill XD
@zachary3232
@zachary3232 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@rubikthegeek2138
@rubikthegeek2138 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@yungspace6998
@yungspace6998 5 жыл бұрын
Not just a thug... A *famous* thug
@MrNotThatFamous
@MrNotThatFamous 5 жыл бұрын
hey Samir
@samir4463
@samir4463 5 жыл бұрын
holy shit guys the almighty sinc the loser knows my name
@sheronnamor7407
@sheronnamor7407 3 жыл бұрын
Bra lmao every time i hear him say "she texted me she text" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@melanimarie3088
@melanimarie3088 3 жыл бұрын
Swoozie: And I was like *inserts meme* Me: im dead😂💀
@desleymcaulay8920
@desleymcaulay8920 5 жыл бұрын
when laura lee popped up i lost ittttt 😂😂😂😂
@blairisoffline
@blairisoffline 5 жыл бұрын
Desley McAulay im screaming
@rhawdazuriki1390
@rhawdazuriki1390 5 жыл бұрын
Same omggggg
@lindalxlyds7908
@lindalxlyds7908 5 жыл бұрын
Haha yes!😂
@claytonasparagus7075
@claytonasparagus7075 5 жыл бұрын
Fr I started screaming
@izzy1221
@izzy1221 5 жыл бұрын
Girl was honestly a bit of a red flag. The breaking off the engagement thing? The not mentioning Tony thing? HELLOOOOO?
@JeremyMYG
@JeremyMYG 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he got caught up, no Usher. The boyfriend (twice), Tony, and the no money thing (twice)! Need to push them feels into the ocean!
@brandonpatterson5717
@brandonpatterson5717 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, crazy red flags but he was in love with her aesthetic, and common interests.
@Matty002
@Matty002 3 жыл бұрын
me: i hope he learned from this me at the end of the video: oh swoozie, honey
@hvill4266
@hvill4266 3 жыл бұрын
Swoozie: I fly to this gaming convention, not gonna tell you which one, 'cause I know y'all detectives Me: Shouts* (Ahhhh f*ck!) Mom hears* Now I'm homeless😫
@aaronwilliams1055
@aaronwilliams1055 5 жыл бұрын
Bro girls stay acting clueless like she didn’t know what she was doing
@maya-fu9jx
@maya-fu9jx 5 жыл бұрын
Omg that lura lee crying clip was so funny
@Jayloneal
@Jayloneal Жыл бұрын
Watched this video a million and one times! It happens to the best of us! We're all here to learn!
@jacedb8256
@jacedb8256 9 ай бұрын
bro was holdin back tears
@DanPlan
@DanPlan 5 жыл бұрын
What I would give to be finessed by swoozie mmmf
@joshuahicks7798
@joshuahicks7798 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@maxxcorvello2417
@maxxcorvello2417 5 жыл бұрын
Same but bruh I love you guys so much
@illbadger2076
@illbadger2076 5 жыл бұрын
You guys are so cool
@mckennaarmstrong666
@mckennaarmstrong666 5 жыл бұрын
Bro I love you guys
@WolfMonkeyAngel
@WolfMonkeyAngel 5 жыл бұрын
Just imagined Stephen saying this 😂😂
@Jacob-ux4pk
@Jacob-ux4pk 4 жыл бұрын
I saw that “I don’t have the money” and was like damnnnn my guy just got finessed
@darkstone_official_2427
@darkstone_official_2427 3 жыл бұрын
Girl: I just don't have the money. Me: Red flag, red flag, RED FLAG!!!
@SpidermanFan92
@SpidermanFan92 2 жыл бұрын
I feel for you, this is pretty common unfortunately and causes a lot of unnecessary stress. Personally I couldn't accept such generosity from another person without forming a stronger bond. If they wanted to date me and I was single, yeah I'd give it a chance because it's very clear they care about me.
@SoccYT
@SoccYT 2 жыл бұрын
My thing is, its not like im expecting anything out of it. But it should be just common courtesy to not just accept the goddamn date without at least being aware of it and respecting the person. From the start she didn't care because ain't noone going to be talking about other guys/girls on a date like that and the fact that only at the end she denied him instead of even trying to offer. Like a full trip to disney/ with hotel accommodations and going out to eat should make it very clear that someone is into you. Noone spends thousands of dollars on a random person without at least having interest in them in a male and female relationship.
@NotYabub
@NotYabub 3 жыл бұрын
I love how swoozie sneaks parappa into his vids
@wyapatrickk9616
@wyapatrickk9616 5 жыл бұрын
*_I texted her, I text._*
@blackmochi8400
@blackmochi8400 5 жыл бұрын
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT WHAT
@subline_funtime
@subline_funtime 5 жыл бұрын
No u
@JoseMedina-ql9dv
@JoseMedina-ql9dv 5 жыл бұрын
She textededed me she text
@lob
@lob 5 жыл бұрын
*I replied to you, I replied*
@DrkPhoenix
@DrkPhoenix 5 жыл бұрын
*she texted me, she texted*
@davidmendezhult6643
@davidmendezhult6643 5 жыл бұрын
SWOOZIE!! She just decided to spend the rest of her life with her boyfriend by accepting the proposal and then she just all the sudden cancels the wedding? And she doesn’t just cancel the wedding, she completely breaks up with him. She just did a 180 and probably broke this dude’s heart. You dodged a bullet.
@Mr51seer
@Mr51seer 5 жыл бұрын
tbh swoozie acts "cool" and shit but honestly i can tell he's beta and blue pilled af
@XeninaCalifornia
@XeninaCalifornia 5 жыл бұрын
Unless she didn't even break up with her fiancé ? I honestly wouldn't trust anything she says.
@alyaaamir1594
@alyaaamir1594 5 жыл бұрын
David Mendezhult I thought the same
@neibauerdaveon
@neibauerdaveon 3 жыл бұрын
0:42 this girls smile is so fricken adorable
@mamboshavanzo1992
@mamboshavanzo1992 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the “I don’t feel so good Mr Stark” for me😂😂😂😂💀💀
@highlightbranch2701
@highlightbranch2701 5 жыл бұрын
“This girl tryna test me, to provide for our famerlyy” Swoozie -2018
@vexvex-
@vexvex- 5 жыл бұрын
FamerEEEEEE
@demon1ckn1ght39
@demon1ckn1ght39 5 жыл бұрын
Top 10 Moments Before Tradgey
@ren-wz6zs
@ren-wz6zs 5 жыл бұрын
Loollll that Laura lee apology videoo *wipes non-existent gucci tear* ty so much for so many likes
@yourfavoriteshiba7645
@yourfavoriteshiba7645 3 жыл бұрын
The MOMENT someone tells me that they wanna do something but they don't have the money, all I can say is "Well I guess you better save up then."
@blairurton9491
@blairurton9491 8 ай бұрын
As soon as she started mentioning money, I knew what direction this was going.
@hitrujillo7529
@hitrujillo7529 5 жыл бұрын
I died at the "u don't feel so good mister stark".😭😭😂
@treyrose7153
@treyrose7153 5 жыл бұрын
When u brought up the line “ I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” I was dying😂😂
@monkeyx7777
@monkeyx7777 5 жыл бұрын
Same dude 😂😂
@johntoussaint5953
@johntoussaint5953 5 жыл бұрын
Im sayin
@ItsYaBoiBigBozo
@ItsYaBoiBigBozo 5 жыл бұрын
I know right? But that girl went so brutally honest that Swooz felt like turning to ash, like she just pulled a Thanos on our guy.
@yourboikitchensink6362
@yourboikitchensink6362 5 жыл бұрын
So was spiderman
@jamie.d8747
@jamie.d8747 5 жыл бұрын
I fell on the floor
@yagnikbose8973
@yagnikbose8973 2 жыл бұрын
"We are not gonna watch Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise gonna be watching us..." I'm on the floor laughing 😂😂🤣🤣
@nickterrazas
@nickterrazas 3 жыл бұрын
“Yo girl you know you want this milk chocolate”😂😂
@naybaeee1820
@naybaeee1820 4 жыл бұрын
9:34 That tony dude skipped leg day💀😭
@ortliebx7784
@ortliebx7784 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh 🤣
@ortliebx7784
@ortliebx7784 4 жыл бұрын
Help me I'm dead 💀😂
@uncledrew2430
@uncledrew2430 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@abdo_isabdo1630
@abdo_isabdo1630 4 жыл бұрын
R.I.P DiceyIcey He Laughed To Death By A Comment By A Guy Named A N N T A N A Y
@MichaelJohnson.
@MichaelJohnson. 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@YardenBarden
@YardenBarden 5 жыл бұрын
Swoozie is legit the ULTIMATE friend zone captive. Every girl video he makes is about some girl exploiting him in some way. Honestly Swoozie is acting all Gangsta but he is actually being stomped to DUST by so many girls! Letting them play with his heart... It's actually sad... Or at least that is being portrayed in his videos.
@pinestraker4840
@pinestraker4840 5 жыл бұрын
Well, at least he gets another story. Gotta get those KZbin stacks. Anyone can get finessed, why overthink? They gotta be watching these videos and feel shitty, lol.
@stelanso
@stelanso 5 жыл бұрын
It’s no fun to end a story with “and then we banged”
@Mercyfalls
@Mercyfalls 5 жыл бұрын
Well to be honest.... I think that‘s his part of always going after exactly THAT kind of girl that only uses them. He always goes after the drop dead gorgeous and already kinda famous/popular ones so these girls are already used to getting attention from guys and that they can do and get whatever they want. Honestly, if he would just observe the patterns of a girl before getting into it then he wouldn’t get exploited that often..... but like Pinestraker said: Hey, he get‘s another funny story to tell!! So I guess it‘s his win after all...?
@w_out7631
@w_out7631 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao u right
@henrydikes6704
@henrydikes6704 5 жыл бұрын
@@BackgroundDude he's probably had many good relationships with women but doesn't talk about it 'cuz that shit ain't interesting.
@shanellvioletslecarr2689
@shanellvioletslecarr2689 2 жыл бұрын
I'm just here enjoying swoozie stories so funny. Wow she got proposed to be married. Same thing happend to me with a guy I was interest in
@BlackGamer-cz2wz
@BlackGamer-cz2wz 3 жыл бұрын
soowzie: another one another one and anotherone
@ONE_shot_GURL
@ONE_shot_GURL 5 жыл бұрын
That Spider-man line 😂 Swoozie we need to hear some success stories next time, okay? 🙂
@noodlito_
@noodlito_ 5 жыл бұрын
ONE_shot_GURL I didn’t expect to see you here. But Swoozie seems to get played in every video. 😂😂
@oakwood2225
@oakwood2225 5 жыл бұрын
Why are you here
@williamthatsmyname
@williamthatsmyname 5 жыл бұрын
GGeez
@blackandwhite5682
@blackandwhite5682 5 жыл бұрын
Speaking of which... How’s everyone enjoying the new Spider-Man game on PS4? Gets a 10 from me!
@christmasbbytv6584
@christmasbbytv6584 5 жыл бұрын
Blackandwhite568 Gets an 1,002,759 out of 10 from me
@squidwardtentacles7144
@squidwardtentacles7144 5 жыл бұрын
Swoozie is that type of dude to pay for his ex girlfriend's husband's kidney replacement
@DavidMartinez-ec5is
@DavidMartinez-ec5is 5 жыл бұрын
Thats fckn hilarious
@stephennichols90
@stephennichols90 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 5 жыл бұрын
xD XD XD 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 It's tru, he's most probably already done it, might even see some of that shid in one of next season's episodes of Rick n Morty
@joebaird416
@joebaird416 5 жыл бұрын
yup
@feleconnolley3101
@feleconnolley3101 5 жыл бұрын
Rolasdhgbc
@vuzizeteka5090
@vuzizeteka5090 3 жыл бұрын
The "i dont feel good Mr stark" killed me
@allanturner7507
@allanturner7507 3 жыл бұрын
Much love swoozie. My Condolences
@martincasar3107
@martincasar3107 5 жыл бұрын
When she talking bout another guy Bro..game over
@shawnlouis1044
@shawnlouis1044 5 жыл бұрын
Rootro YT then when she says she's breaking up press restart
@sourdough7080
@sourdough7080 5 жыл бұрын
*"Yo girl, you know you want this milk chocolate."* 💀💀💀💀
@liljgaming6418
@liljgaming6418 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@user-dq6fu9xf3s
@user-dq6fu9xf3s 5 жыл бұрын
Its chocalate milk.and not funny
@DevilishKira
@DevilishKira 2 жыл бұрын
Swoozie ma man i don't know what are the chances of you reading this but if you do i thought you should know that girl likes it when you show that you want themm ! Cause i've heard you lay down to a girl in another video in a very similar way. AND IM A HUGE fan of your sense of humor gets me good every single time ! I love it
@boycollossus1271
@boycollossus1271 3 жыл бұрын
broooooooooooooooo, you got FINEESSSEDDDDD like High key FINESSEDD.
@ally8499
@ally8499 5 жыл бұрын
8:46-8:54 I honestly thought she was gonna say “so. Are you gay?” And it was gonna leave it at that 😂
@yazzlol9584
@yazzlol9584 5 жыл бұрын
Aileen Hernandez SAME
@mostar1219
@mostar1219 5 жыл бұрын
A lot of us thought that
@luck4962
@luck4962 5 жыл бұрын
SAAAAAMMMME
@jayare2103
@jayare2103 5 жыл бұрын
Fr and I was reading your comment at the same time
@eviesherman2734
@eviesherman2734 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr😂
@tyffaneelavely8087
@tyffaneelavely8087 5 жыл бұрын
i LIKE HOW SHE CONVENIENTLY WAITS UNTIL AFTER ALL THE FUN & EXPENSIVE STUFF IS DONE to ask him a question she already knew the damn answer to...She wanted to stop him from gettin fresh with her during the movie at his parents, but didn't want to say anything until she got everything she wanted...she's pathetic AF (didn't realize I had caps lock on at first)
@justpeachyrl
@justpeachyrl 5 жыл бұрын
Well said haha
@net_lag
@net_lag 5 жыл бұрын
HAHA AND I'M PURPOSELY LEAVING THE CAPS ON..
@TheChrispy771
@TheChrispy771 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve known girls like this. So desperate for attention they’ll use anybody to get it. Selfish AF.
@comradeq2493
@comradeq2493 5 жыл бұрын
Lol, i could tell you had cps on due to the lowercase I/i , happens to me all the time, damn PUBG inventory capslock.
@InsanityVirus
@InsanityVirus 5 жыл бұрын
She's a fucking gold digger, watchu expect?
@jhay3966
@jhay3966 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't have the money" AW HELL NAH
@MultiSmiley94
@MultiSmiley94 Жыл бұрын
"I have it on Blue Ray" lmaooo I haven't heard that in years
@bertra
@bertra 5 жыл бұрын
"Only been finessed by 2 other girls" It seems you might have a problem with girls But we still love you
@moi7614
@moi7614 5 жыл бұрын
Bertra ma che bello vedere i tuoi youtuber italiani amati nei video americani 😂🙏
@candypietravels
@candypietravels 5 жыл бұрын
When you aint getting none for a while ya u r
@gabbyjurado98
@gabbyjurado98 5 жыл бұрын
Nah he just gives a lot of love poor guy
@vc1163
@vc1163 5 жыл бұрын
More like 100x. He has shit taste LOL
@baol0
@baol0 5 жыл бұрын
WHY ARE YOU HERE
@matiH25
@matiH25 5 жыл бұрын
WTF YOU NEED SOME MALE FRIENDS ASAP, THEY WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU SHE WAS TRYING TO FINESSE FROM THE BEGINNING !!!!!!!!!!!
@morphorod
@morphorod 5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@StoicBanana420
@StoicBanana420 5 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah bro😂😂
@wolfoo7648
@wolfoo7648 5 жыл бұрын
@Nichole Hanusiak from 3:00 is the red flag 🚫
@TheHoskimo
@TheHoskimo 5 жыл бұрын
For real the moment u mentioned texts about oh no i aint got no moneys i was like RED ALERT SHE TRYIN TO PLAY U!
@KM-lc6hj
@KM-lc6hj 5 жыл бұрын
True some or a few women would of told him the same thing. Most women like to finesse guys like swoozie and vice versa
@_DeadeyeGaming
@_DeadeyeGaming 11 ай бұрын
“Im popping bottles with models” 😂
@bromymilktasteslikecolors2245
@bromymilktasteslikecolors2245 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo🤣😂 the spongebob underwear tho🤣
@Liteflo97
@Liteflo97 5 жыл бұрын
If she called off a wedding, you probably want to move on.
@shaq-sloth
@shaq-sloth 5 жыл бұрын
That's honestly what I thought too
@bunzer.of.wunzerton2235
@bunzer.of.wunzerton2235 5 жыл бұрын
Walk away man.......
@alexanderrahl7034
@alexanderrahl7034 5 жыл бұрын
SAME
@WiggaMachiavelli
@WiggaMachiavelli 5 жыл бұрын
Massive red flag that.
@funkpwr
@funkpwr 5 жыл бұрын
Really tho like what kinda person commits to a wedding and months later is just like I 9xe xold called it off
@CWZimba
@CWZimba 5 жыл бұрын
First of all there were waaayy too many red flags in there 😂😂😂I just got back with my boyfriend :run. I don't have money:run. This guy tony:run run run
@ShoroukA
@ShoroukA 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@SavxOfficial
@SavxOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
man i love ur videos
@1esx.
@1esx. Жыл бұрын
3:07 hilarious 😂
@wiinalaaa4690
@wiinalaaa4690 5 жыл бұрын
I knew she wasn't serious when she texted saying she wants to see you but she doesn't have money I don't know how guys don't see these red flags
@sierralafaye
@sierralafaye 5 жыл бұрын
“I’ve only been finessed by two other girls since this has happened” 😂 #StoryOfMyLife
@lightbombs
@lightbombs 5 жыл бұрын
mega gay
@swoozie
@swoozie 5 жыл бұрын
So hard out here in these streets
@Suki-hl6vg
@Suki-hl6vg 7 күн бұрын
​@@lightbombs 🙄
@theseapickle2435
@theseapickle2435 2 жыл бұрын
Yea your animation is on point and that thumbnail tho
@dragon-jl8ku
@dragon-jl8ku Жыл бұрын
" I don't feel so good mister stark " lmao
@ralpharpaio9480
@ralpharpaio9480 5 жыл бұрын
She’s probably watching this vid like: Who tf this guy think he is
@euga5653
@euga5653 5 жыл бұрын
"Can we copy strike this" -Twitch Streamer
@basheerc.7245
@basheerc.7245 5 жыл бұрын
@@euga5653 😂😂😂😂
@ally8499
@ally8499 5 жыл бұрын
“Hunty why do you think I’m gay?” -Swoozie 2018
@kiyomi5583
@kiyomi5583 3 жыл бұрын
The day we get a video about you finally being engaged or so. I can not wait!
@ashleycute2034
@ashleycute2034 2 жыл бұрын
Everything you touch is just hard LMAOOO 💀💀💀😂😂😂 6:51
@oeckstei
@oeckstei 4 жыл бұрын
A lesson for all men... and even women. Don’t spend so much on a person when you don’t know their feelings. Coffee or ice cream dates are ok in the beginning. When their is chemistry and mutual affection established then you can invest more.
@drphot6050
@drphot6050 4 жыл бұрын
No lies detected
@vanillacream2383
@vanillacream2383 4 жыл бұрын
oeckstei that’s tough
@dtcarpediem
@dtcarpediem 4 жыл бұрын
oeckstei You better preach 👊🏾
@lycandemon6167
@lycandemon6167 4 жыл бұрын
Exaclty
@cincy4life13
@cincy4life13 4 жыл бұрын
This happened to me twice. It leaves ya heartbroken. And the fact that it doesn’t affect them at all is just otherworldly. So yeah. I would’ve never sent her to Disney without knowing if she was interested in me or not.
@SabrinaSuez
@SabrinaSuez 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it when Laura came up 😂😂
@mecca6801
@mecca6801 2 жыл бұрын
This why i follow the mantra of "keep that same energy"! Do unto others as you see fit unto you!!!
@skepsta.
@skepsta. 3 жыл бұрын
the amount of move quotes: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!
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