Found a girl while surfing twitch and well... Stalk Me: ●Instagram: / swoozie ●Twitter: / swooz1e
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@swoozie5 жыл бұрын
It’s not Valkyrae. I usually don’t hop on and say, “hey it’s not so and so” cuz I’d be here all day doing that. I only recently discovered her and she seems like a sweet person. Cross her off the list 😉
@imposterchad52505 жыл бұрын
mmmmm alright...o-0
@L0rdMace5 жыл бұрын
Mk
@azebok5 жыл бұрын
sWooZie yo I’ve been watching u FOREVER🔥love u keep making woman laugh😂
@xxjahxxx95005 жыл бұрын
*Ayeee*
@JoeJitsu885 жыл бұрын
Rae Army thanks you for the clarification!
@muttananba50715 жыл бұрын
now i ain't sayin she a gold digger..
@kvanessaamyann5 жыл бұрын
Mutta Nanba but she ain’t messing with no broke Broke Broke
@knightslayer3705 жыл бұрын
... but she sure do like the shiny.
@murphy96775 жыл бұрын
YAY bro im you'r 200th like ☺😊😀
@yordanyordanov67195 жыл бұрын
but she sure ain't messing with no broke nigga
@Chaeberna5 жыл бұрын
I think swooze was tryin dat "wine em and dine em" trick at first...
@YoungDonAnimations5 жыл бұрын
CaN I gEt A cOLlAB bRo
@YoungDonAnimations5 жыл бұрын
Lmao, I love you bro, you da GOAT, opened the door for me and so many others
@cdd47475 жыл бұрын
Sup Young
@froyohead5 жыл бұрын
I'm signing the petition right now
@shermansdavis95 жыл бұрын
Yes yall need to do a collab that would be fire 🔥
@jaylenwright3985 жыл бұрын
Ily Doooon!
@sedona36633 жыл бұрын
*"Do you like me?"* "Why? Are you interested?" And that is how you redirect the question back to her in a playful, albeit flirtatious manner all the while preserving your dignity in case she rejects you. You're welcome.
@enigma73853 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@monkeypunch81513 жыл бұрын
Thanks, this could come in handy some day 😉
@grangergreenback71523 жыл бұрын
Sedona that's pretty good but you should have said swoozie should have said or made his intentions very clear at least right after she got off the plane so he wouldn't have wasted his time or money or feelings!
@hahacrackhead41003 жыл бұрын
Yo I'm about to right this down.
@sedona36633 жыл бұрын
I was not aware that is was so useful lmao but okay. If y'all desperately need more just ask
@stephanrobert55933 жыл бұрын
She was a Twitch streamer and "didn't have the money". Giant-ass red flag
@ashtro8omb3763 жыл бұрын
Didn’t he say that she had like 13 viewers
@shadowlites44953 жыл бұрын
@@ashtro8omb376 Didn’t he say she grew from 13 viewers to hundreds of viewers?
@samyen32103 жыл бұрын
Shadowlites that’s still pretty small
@imposter6073 жыл бұрын
@@samyen3210 Didnt he also say that she grew a lot after saying that she had hundreds of veiwers
@sakaproductions3 жыл бұрын
Especially *she*
@Valkyrae5 жыл бұрын
This video was brought to my attention by my community.. Just for clarification I am NOT the girl in this video lol. I would never finesse anybody like that
@blackguycrying56605 жыл бұрын
Valkyrae don’t ever steal my man ever again
@Valkyrae5 жыл бұрын
he has been and will always be yours i promise
@c.t.a.59835 жыл бұрын
That's what a girl who finessed someone would say.
@meekoyo5 жыл бұрын
SCREEEEEECH LOVE U RAE
@G2kingz5 жыл бұрын
valk gang we gotchu
@iamryanlittle5 жыл бұрын
"I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark..." - any guy that has ever been finessed. I feel your pain, bro.
@Senpai-Choco5 жыл бұрын
Ryan Little to soon 😔
@iamryanlittle5 жыл бұрын
Sorry. Just empathizing with him. I feel him.
@zephanjoseph32435 жыл бұрын
Dumbo1001Gaming what
@KodenTheKangaroo5 жыл бұрын
Zephan read the top comment
@TheLyricalOne5 жыл бұрын
ikr ryan!!!
@shino42423 жыл бұрын
Well at least you learned a valu- *Gets finessed by 2 other girls* Well at least you got youtube content out of it >_>
@Penguinmaster_3 жыл бұрын
Ray: I think I’m breaking up with my bf Swoozie: “Starts celebrating”
@xiliinuzu2144 жыл бұрын
"Honestly, this has taught me a lot* 3 seconds later: " and I've only been finessed by 2 other girls since"
@viciousv.4 жыл бұрын
its yo boi ethan hall good for you, want a cookie ?
@hibye15944 жыл бұрын
Ethan halls catalog 300th like
@Teedimps15984 жыл бұрын
Thats why he got trust issues
@evansenju59864 жыл бұрын
@@Teedimps1598 yep
@jhghgt57323 жыл бұрын
@@viciousv. did you want the attention you got? Old stale ass line.
@megarayquazagaming21234 жыл бұрын
Swoozie is one of the rare guys who’s a cross between a simp and a king.
@sway_98034 жыл бұрын
The rare mix breed
@blazilfrazil24 жыл бұрын
He's the leader of the Seven Deadly Simps
@juakeenbproducer4 жыл бұрын
@@blazilfrazil2 somebody is a Daquan Wiltshire fan lmfao
@TaranNoLimit4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO
@megarayquazagaming21234 жыл бұрын
@Deonna Hensley As in someone who does a little too much to try and impress a woman with the hopes of getting involved in a romantic relationship with them?
@TGM_Gaming143 жыл бұрын
She wasn’t getting a ride to the airport from me lol
@fistybaby94893 жыл бұрын
ONG
@n1z.m2853 жыл бұрын
6:35 , I would just get up , walk out , and forget she ever existed
@sleepii96805 жыл бұрын
How to get Swoozie’s attention: Play video game.
@cornball24485 жыл бұрын
@Trevor Manning fuck off
@Lego_Bespin_Guard5 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to see you everywhere
@Lego_Bespin_Guard5 жыл бұрын
@Trevor Manning out
@nyx_dished18675 жыл бұрын
Nobody else like this it’s on 666
@swoozie5 жыл бұрын
:))))))))
@halcyonz53065 жыл бұрын
Swoozies whole life looks like some kind of harem anime
@rodney00045 жыл бұрын
Oof
@Jobe-135 жыл бұрын
😂
@AndyX20145 жыл бұрын
So FREAKIN ACCURATE!!! 😂
@ZDY666665 жыл бұрын
One of those that ends with inconclusive endings and often protagonist ends up with none of the girls to keep the tension and then the show just abruptly ends because harem. Thats basically Swoozie's unlucky relationship journey so far. Filled with hot girls that he didn't truly score :(
@justnailingit74665 жыл бұрын
Right
@gnlblume42743 жыл бұрын
''so then she texteded me, she texted.'' his grammar 🤣🤣
@rasmusitis94803 жыл бұрын
swozie be like: i see it, i like it' i want it, but i didn't got it :(
@m0nk985 жыл бұрын
FYI any person who clearly tries to get you to pay for anything expensive without directly asking..... is using you. That's a HUGE red flag. Genuine people don't do that.
@Infernoflameblast5 жыл бұрын
Amen to that brother!
@Blueblaze1805 жыл бұрын
Th is is true I learned this the hard way
@Shadowrose543215 жыл бұрын
Not always. I have anxiety so asking for things out right scares me. Even though when they do offer I always so no because it feels awkward and I think they want something in return
@chiefdenis5 жыл бұрын
Soo true
@m0nk985 жыл бұрын
@@Shadowrose54321 we're not talking about getting a meal or a ride for free. If you're trying to influence someone to pay for a plane ticket, hotel room, or anything expensive, then you're manipulative, not anxiety stricken.
@tazeract6125 жыл бұрын
FINALLY A SWOOZIE VID LONGER THAN 3 MiNs MADE MY DAY
@liightshade5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@ultralanpasalan47125 жыл бұрын
@@liightshade nice pfp
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl62065 жыл бұрын
Innit thoooo
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl62065 жыл бұрын
@@ultralanpasalan4712 What's an "pfp"???
@ultralanpasalan47125 жыл бұрын
@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 ᴩʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ᵖᶦᶜᵗᵘʳᵉ
@danellboy57572 жыл бұрын
"I'm thinking about our wedding date... then she kills the mood. With some BOYFRIEND she has" had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
@bluebellsfan87043 жыл бұрын
When you here "were on a break" from her SWooZie hears those angels calling down, love the videos man!👏🏽👏🏽🎆
@SuperRavensfan1015 жыл бұрын
“Now I ain’t saying she a gold digger...”
@otaku90355 жыл бұрын
SuperRavensfan101 but she ain't messing with no broke *****
@lisey01funtimefun905 жыл бұрын
😂
@littleseven57515 жыл бұрын
Otaku get down girl, go head get down
@strlordx21985 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@_harkinzator15365 жыл бұрын
my exsact words lol..
@georgegotjokes5 жыл бұрын
These girls gotta be watching these videos and be like “aye that’s about me”
@christmasbbytv65845 жыл бұрын
georgegotjokes That’s exactly what I was thinking😂☠️
@CK-en2wt5 жыл бұрын
These girls be watching these videos and trying to finesse my boiii swooz
@laughsx75015 жыл бұрын
Honestly tho 💀💀💀
@OllyWood6885 жыл бұрын
probably like three or four of them in a bunch each video
@aye_lil.k26395 жыл бұрын
I think idk
@opiumwarlord3 жыл бұрын
A wise man once said "if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make them cheeks clap and jiggle".
@aryanv.61593 жыл бұрын
Wtf 😂
@nbs_teazy98343 жыл бұрын
Ik that wise man 😂😂😂😂
@lilahmarsh66552 жыл бұрын
AYYY HUBERT GANG YKWIM
@Perez.__. Жыл бұрын
INDEED
@prodigycruz85023 жыл бұрын
*"Mr.Stark, I don't feel so good."*
@radarrin5535 жыл бұрын
"Do you like me?" *Just payed for everything on this trip* Nahhh 😒😂😂
@micmccond74 жыл бұрын
Yeah, girls seem incapable of paying for anything in a relationship....
@shelovegibbb_4 жыл бұрын
Sharon Miller she said no!!🥺🥺😫😫
@melanimarie30883 жыл бұрын
"We were walking that Tom cruise movie" "We not gonna be watching Tom cruise Tom cruise is gonna be watching US" 😂😭
@francka.41743 жыл бұрын
" I dont' feel so good Mr Stark " 😂😂😂
@JockMcBile5 жыл бұрын
You got catfished. The only difference is you met her.
@equinox71375 жыл бұрын
Lmao, I'm done...
@yung_donny54275 жыл бұрын
Jock McBile what
@MadDismissive5 жыл бұрын
U obviously have no clue what catfish is
@Vexcron5 жыл бұрын
@@MadDismissive you obviously have no idea what a joke is.
@lightbombs5 жыл бұрын
that's not how you use the term catfish..
@feizaanbashir52565 жыл бұрын
Her mentioning the fact she didn't have enough money TWICE was a huge red flag, shoulda caught it bro. Unless you're telling her to fly out to see you and she's telling you just to let you know her situation, it's clearly a finesse
@ad2262005 жыл бұрын
Exactly!! She wasn't testing him, she was playing him for a fool 😭😭
@soup33395 жыл бұрын
If a girl that I like and the girl "knows" that I like her,If She would say that,I will spam her with GOLD DIGGER until she blocks me,I make a nother account of (Twitter,messenger etc...) And spam her again GOLD DIGGER
@feizaanbashir52565 жыл бұрын
@@soup3339 err... that's kinda weird bro
@EpicBenjo5 жыл бұрын
I know a couple of girls like that. Red flag
@sageex39313 ай бұрын
Exactly he got finnesed
@domagoj9052 жыл бұрын
You are actually helping me a lot with these videos Swooz. Kinda in a conundrum myself with a gamer girl for whom I don't know feels the sameway or not.
@canuckjet9382 жыл бұрын
Did you get that girl yet ?
@domagoj9052 жыл бұрын
@@canuckjet938 hell no ahahahaha maybe for the better. I was kinda of a crush and she said she said I was the same as everyone else (I wasn't for I was being 100% honest). Dunno if she appreciated that (I think not) because to me it is apparent that she is a typical woman/person. Someone who I think I am lucky enough to dodge because I will no longer tolerate dishonesty in myself, then in others. She exhibits wit, humor but is also very cold... dunno man.
@canuckjet9382 жыл бұрын
@@domagoj905 Damn man, hope you can find someone better
@diaryofsarahmargaret45902 жыл бұрын
I was pacing up and down the room listening to the story and yelling Noooo the entire time!!
@rewrini42385 жыл бұрын
LOL right after swoozie says “hashtag demonetized...” an ad shows up
@giacantstoptalking73355 жыл бұрын
I think there put here in editing also same
@anthonybragg39465 жыл бұрын
Lmao right
@amazoh86075 жыл бұрын
*FBI HAS JOINED THE CALL*
@yung_donny54275 жыл бұрын
Rewrini me to
@inkysquidd95855 жыл бұрын
same lol
@girlthatisagirl25385 жыл бұрын
Damn this whole comment section like a flood of just girls that wanna marry you swooz how tf you keep getting finessed.
@artsygal1125 жыл бұрын
Yup! Totally true! If he asked me out, I would say yes in a heartbeat! He is so sweet, funny, handsome, and thoughtful. How these girls keep one upping him, I will never know.
@ororod21325 жыл бұрын
Guys always go for the *_girls_* they CAN'T have or out of their league.....they like the chase/challenge....but he's still young....when older, boys become men and will realize, all the _real_ (genuine) *women* around them...those who are worth settling down with....bottomline, you are, what you attract....they both were playing the game and she *WON* ....she's a gamer afterall. 😂
@SamanthaSmith-kz6xu5 жыл бұрын
Solid statement.
@Skitz0frenix5 жыл бұрын
@@ororod2132 how old do you think Swoozie is dude? He's 37
@chibobo_5 жыл бұрын
He's 30..
@moonrosette30652 жыл бұрын
Poor swoozie... He deserves a girl who's not a jerk or a weirdo
@Historicutuber2 жыл бұрын
This is honestly one of the best vids he’s done
@MooshiiLikes5 жыл бұрын
Swoozie there were at least 7 red flags and you ignored ALL OF THEM. Also you could’ve saved a lot of that money (by switching to geico) by just telling her you liked her over the phone. 🤷🏾♀️
@livinginmynow63805 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. That's why I'm waiting in God because I don't miss this kind of foolishness 😥😶🔥.
@chethanx6665 жыл бұрын
Nobody lets somebody who's just a friend pay for everything for them.
holy shit guys the almighty sinc the loser knows my name
@sheronnamor74073 жыл бұрын
Bra lmao every time i hear him say "she texted me she text" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@melanimarie30883 жыл бұрын
Swoozie: And I was like *inserts meme* Me: im dead😂💀
@desleymcaulay89205 жыл бұрын
when laura lee popped up i lost ittttt 😂😂😂😂
@blairisoffline5 жыл бұрын
Desley McAulay im screaming
@rhawdazuriki13905 жыл бұрын
Same omggggg
@lindalxlyds79085 жыл бұрын
Haha yes!😂
@claytonasparagus70755 жыл бұрын
Fr I started screaming
@izzy12215 жыл бұрын
Girl was honestly a bit of a red flag. The breaking off the engagement thing? The not mentioning Tony thing? HELLOOOOO?
@JeremyMYG5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he got caught up, no Usher. The boyfriend (twice), Tony, and the no money thing (twice)! Need to push them feels into the ocean!
@brandonpatterson57175 жыл бұрын
Yeah, crazy red flags but he was in love with her aesthetic, and common interests.
@Matty0023 жыл бұрын
me: i hope he learned from this me at the end of the video: oh swoozie, honey
@hvill42663 жыл бұрын
Swoozie: I fly to this gaming convention, not gonna tell you which one, 'cause I know y'all detectives Me: Shouts* (Ahhhh f*ck!) Mom hears* Now I'm homeless😫
@aaronwilliams10555 жыл бұрын
Bro girls stay acting clueless like she didn’t know what she was doing
@maya-fu9jx5 жыл бұрын
Omg that lura lee crying clip was so funny
@Jayloneal Жыл бұрын
Watched this video a million and one times! It happens to the best of us! We're all here to learn!
@jacedb82569 ай бұрын
bro was holdin back tears
@DanPlan5 жыл бұрын
What I would give to be finessed by swoozie mmmf
@joshuahicks77985 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@maxxcorvello24175 жыл бұрын
Same but bruh I love you guys so much
@illbadger20765 жыл бұрын
You guys are so cool
@mckennaarmstrong6665 жыл бұрын
Bro I love you guys
@WolfMonkeyAngel5 жыл бұрын
Just imagined Stephen saying this 😂😂
@Jacob-ux4pk4 жыл бұрын
I saw that “I don’t have the money” and was like damnnnn my guy just got finessed
@darkstone_official_24273 жыл бұрын
Girl: I just don't have the money. Me: Red flag, red flag, RED FLAG!!!
@SpidermanFan922 жыл бұрын
I feel for you, this is pretty common unfortunately and causes a lot of unnecessary stress. Personally I couldn't accept such generosity from another person without forming a stronger bond. If they wanted to date me and I was single, yeah I'd give it a chance because it's very clear they care about me.
@SoccYT2 жыл бұрын
My thing is, its not like im expecting anything out of it. But it should be just common courtesy to not just accept the goddamn date without at least being aware of it and respecting the person. From the start she didn't care because ain't noone going to be talking about other guys/girls on a date like that and the fact that only at the end she denied him instead of even trying to offer. Like a full trip to disney/ with hotel accommodations and going out to eat should make it very clear that someone is into you. Noone spends thousands of dollars on a random person without at least having interest in them in a male and female relationship.
@NotYabub3 жыл бұрын
I love how swoozie sneaks parappa into his vids
@wyapatrickk96165 жыл бұрын
*_I texted her, I text._*
@blackmochi84005 жыл бұрын
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT WHAT
@subline_funtime5 жыл бұрын
No u
@JoseMedina-ql9dv5 жыл бұрын
She textededed me she text
@lob5 жыл бұрын
*I replied to you, I replied*
@DrkPhoenix5 жыл бұрын
*she texted me, she texted*
@davidmendezhult66435 жыл бұрын
SWOOZIE!! She just decided to spend the rest of her life with her boyfriend by accepting the proposal and then she just all the sudden cancels the wedding? And she doesn’t just cancel the wedding, she completely breaks up with him. She just did a 180 and probably broke this dude’s heart. You dodged a bullet.
@Mr51seer5 жыл бұрын
tbh swoozie acts "cool" and shit but honestly i can tell he's beta and blue pilled af
@XeninaCalifornia5 жыл бұрын
Unless she didn't even break up with her fiancé ? I honestly wouldn't trust anything she says.
@alyaaamir15945 жыл бұрын
David Mendezhult I thought the same
@neibauerdaveon3 жыл бұрын
0:42 this girls smile is so fricken adorable
@mamboshavanzo19923 жыл бұрын
It’s the “I don’t feel so good Mr Stark” for me😂😂😂😂💀💀
@highlightbranch27015 жыл бұрын
“This girl tryna test me, to provide for our famerlyy” Swoozie -2018
@vexvex-5 жыл бұрын
FamerEEEEEE
@demon1ckn1ght395 жыл бұрын
Top 10 Moments Before Tradgey
@ren-wz6zs5 жыл бұрын
Loollll that Laura lee apology videoo *wipes non-existent gucci tear* ty so much for so many likes
@yourfavoriteshiba76453 жыл бұрын
The MOMENT someone tells me that they wanna do something but they don't have the money, all I can say is "Well I guess you better save up then."
@blairurton94918 ай бұрын
As soon as she started mentioning money, I knew what direction this was going.
@hitrujillo75295 жыл бұрын
I died at the "u don't feel so good mister stark".😭😭😂
@treyrose71535 жыл бұрын
When u brought up the line “ I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” I was dying😂😂
@monkeyx77775 жыл бұрын
Same dude 😂😂
@johntoussaint59535 жыл бұрын
Im sayin
@ItsYaBoiBigBozo5 жыл бұрын
I know right? But that girl went so brutally honest that Swooz felt like turning to ash, like she just pulled a Thanos on our guy.
@yourboikitchensink63625 жыл бұрын
So was spiderman
@jamie.d87475 жыл бұрын
I fell on the floor
@yagnikbose89732 жыл бұрын
"We are not gonna watch Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise gonna be watching us..." I'm on the floor laughing 😂😂🤣🤣
@nickterrazas3 жыл бұрын
“Yo girl you know you want this milk chocolate”😂😂
@naybaeee18204 жыл бұрын
9:34 That tony dude skipped leg day💀😭
@ortliebx77844 жыл бұрын
Bruh 🤣
@ortliebx77844 жыл бұрын
Help me I'm dead 💀😂
@uncledrew24304 жыл бұрын
😂
@abdo_isabdo16304 жыл бұрын
R.I.P DiceyIcey He Laughed To Death By A Comment By A Guy Named A N N T A N A Y
@MichaelJohnson.4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@YardenBarden5 жыл бұрын
Swoozie is legit the ULTIMATE friend zone captive. Every girl video he makes is about some girl exploiting him in some way. Honestly Swoozie is acting all Gangsta but he is actually being stomped to DUST by so many girls! Letting them play with his heart... It's actually sad... Or at least that is being portrayed in his videos.
@pinestraker48405 жыл бұрын
Well, at least he gets another story. Gotta get those KZbin stacks. Anyone can get finessed, why overthink? They gotta be watching these videos and feel shitty, lol.
@stelanso5 жыл бұрын
It’s no fun to end a story with “and then we banged”
@Mercyfalls5 жыл бұрын
Well to be honest.... I think that‘s his part of always going after exactly THAT kind of girl that only uses them. He always goes after the drop dead gorgeous and already kinda famous/popular ones so these girls are already used to getting attention from guys and that they can do and get whatever they want. Honestly, if he would just observe the patterns of a girl before getting into it then he wouldn’t get exploited that often..... but like Pinestraker said: Hey, he get‘s another funny story to tell!! So I guess it‘s his win after all...?
@w_out76315 жыл бұрын
Lmao u right
@henrydikes67045 жыл бұрын
@@BackgroundDude he's probably had many good relationships with women but doesn't talk about it 'cuz that shit ain't interesting.
@shanellvioletslecarr26892 жыл бұрын
I'm just here enjoying swoozie stories so funny. Wow she got proposed to be married. Same thing happend to me with a guy I was interest in
@BlackGamer-cz2wz3 жыл бұрын
soowzie: another one another one and anotherone
@ONE_shot_GURL5 жыл бұрын
That Spider-man line 😂 Swoozie we need to hear some success stories next time, okay? 🙂
@noodlito_5 жыл бұрын
ONE_shot_GURL I didn’t expect to see you here. But Swoozie seems to get played in every video. 😂😂
@oakwood22255 жыл бұрын
Why are you here
@williamthatsmyname5 жыл бұрын
GGeez
@blackandwhite56825 жыл бұрын
Speaking of which... How’s everyone enjoying the new Spider-Man game on PS4? Gets a 10 from me!
@christmasbbytv65845 жыл бұрын
Blackandwhite568 Gets an 1,002,759 out of 10 from me
@squidwardtentacles71445 жыл бұрын
Swoozie is that type of dude to pay for his ex girlfriend's husband's kidney replacement
@DavidMartinez-ec5is5 жыл бұрын
Thats fckn hilarious
@stephennichols905 жыл бұрын
LOL
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl62065 жыл бұрын
xD XD XD 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 It's tru, he's most probably already done it, might even see some of that shid in one of next season's episodes of Rick n Morty
@joebaird4165 жыл бұрын
yup
@feleconnolley31015 жыл бұрын
Rolasdhgbc
@vuzizeteka50903 жыл бұрын
The "i dont feel good Mr stark" killed me
@allanturner75073 жыл бұрын
Much love swoozie. My Condolences
@martincasar31075 жыл бұрын
When she talking bout another guy Bro..game over
@shawnlouis10445 жыл бұрын
Rootro YT then when she says she's breaking up press restart
@sourdough70805 жыл бұрын
*"Yo girl, you know you want this milk chocolate."* 💀💀💀💀
@liljgaming64185 жыл бұрын
Lol
@user-dq6fu9xf3s5 жыл бұрын
Its chocalate milk.and not funny
@DevilishKira2 жыл бұрын
Swoozie ma man i don't know what are the chances of you reading this but if you do i thought you should know that girl likes it when you show that you want themm ! Cause i've heard you lay down to a girl in another video in a very similar way. AND IM A HUGE fan of your sense of humor gets me good every single time ! I love it
@boycollossus12713 жыл бұрын
broooooooooooooooo, you got FINEESSSEDDDDD like High key FINESSEDD.
@ally84995 жыл бұрын
8:46-8:54 I honestly thought she was gonna say “so. Are you gay?” And it was gonna leave it at that 😂
@yazzlol95845 жыл бұрын
Aileen Hernandez SAME
@mostar12195 жыл бұрын
A lot of us thought that
@luck49625 жыл бұрын
SAAAAAMMMME
@jayare21035 жыл бұрын
Fr and I was reading your comment at the same time
@eviesherman27345 жыл бұрын
Ikr😂
@tyffaneelavely80875 жыл бұрын
i LIKE HOW SHE CONVENIENTLY WAITS UNTIL AFTER ALL THE FUN & EXPENSIVE STUFF IS DONE to ask him a question she already knew the damn answer to...She wanted to stop him from gettin fresh with her during the movie at his parents, but didn't want to say anything until she got everything she wanted...she's pathetic AF (didn't realize I had caps lock on at first)
@justpeachyrl5 жыл бұрын
Well said haha
@net_lag5 жыл бұрын
HAHA AND I'M PURPOSELY LEAVING THE CAPS ON..
@TheChrispy7715 жыл бұрын
I’ve known girls like this. So desperate for attention they’ll use anybody to get it. Selfish AF.
@comradeq24935 жыл бұрын
Lol, i could tell you had cps on due to the lowercase I/i , happens to me all the time, damn PUBG inventory capslock.
@InsanityVirus5 жыл бұрын
She's a fucking gold digger, watchu expect?
@jhay39663 жыл бұрын
"I don't have the money" AW HELL NAH
@MultiSmiley94 Жыл бұрын
"I have it on Blue Ray" lmaooo I haven't heard that in years
@bertra5 жыл бұрын
"Only been finessed by 2 other girls" It seems you might have a problem with girls But we still love you
@moi76145 жыл бұрын
Bertra ma che bello vedere i tuoi youtuber italiani amati nei video americani 😂🙏
@candypietravels5 жыл бұрын
When you aint getting none for a while ya u r
@gabbyjurado985 жыл бұрын
Nah he just gives a lot of love poor guy
@vc11635 жыл бұрын
More like 100x. He has shit taste LOL
@baol05 жыл бұрын
WHY ARE YOU HERE
@matiH255 жыл бұрын
WTF YOU NEED SOME MALE FRIENDS ASAP, THEY WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU SHE WAS TRYING TO FINESSE FROM THE BEGINNING !!!!!!!!!!!
@morphorod5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@StoicBanana4205 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah bro😂😂
@wolfoo76485 жыл бұрын
@Nichole Hanusiak from 3:00 is the red flag 🚫
@TheHoskimo5 жыл бұрын
For real the moment u mentioned texts about oh no i aint got no moneys i was like RED ALERT SHE TRYIN TO PLAY U!
@KM-lc6hj5 жыл бұрын
True some or a few women would of told him the same thing. Most women like to finesse guys like swoozie and vice versa
@_DeadeyeGaming11 ай бұрын
“Im popping bottles with models” 😂
@bromymilktasteslikecolors22452 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo🤣😂 the spongebob underwear tho🤣
@Liteflo975 жыл бұрын
If she called off a wedding, you probably want to move on.
@shaq-sloth5 жыл бұрын
That's honestly what I thought too
@bunzer.of.wunzerton22355 жыл бұрын
Walk away man.......
@alexanderrahl70345 жыл бұрын
SAME
@WiggaMachiavelli5 жыл бұрын
Massive red flag that.
@funkpwr5 жыл бұрын
Really tho like what kinda person commits to a wedding and months later is just like I 9xe xold called it off
@CWZimba5 жыл бұрын
First of all there were waaayy too many red flags in there 😂😂😂I just got back with my boyfriend :run. I don't have money:run. This guy tony:run run run
@ShoroukA5 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@SavxOfficial2 жыл бұрын
man i love ur videos
@1esx. Жыл бұрын
3:07 hilarious 😂
@wiinalaaa46905 жыл бұрын
I knew she wasn't serious when she texted saying she wants to see you but she doesn't have money I don't know how guys don't see these red flags
@sierralafaye5 жыл бұрын
“I’ve only been finessed by two other girls since this has happened” 😂 #StoryOfMyLife
@lightbombs5 жыл бұрын
mega gay
@swoozie5 жыл бұрын
So hard out here in these streets
@Suki-hl6vg7 күн бұрын
@@lightbombs 🙄
@theseapickle24352 жыл бұрын
Yea your animation is on point and that thumbnail tho
@dragon-jl8ku Жыл бұрын
" I don't feel so good mister stark " lmao
@ralpharpaio94805 жыл бұрын
She’s probably watching this vid like: Who tf this guy think he is
@euga56535 жыл бұрын
"Can we copy strike this" -Twitch Streamer
@basheerc.72455 жыл бұрын
@@euga5653 😂😂😂😂
@ally84995 жыл бұрын
“Hunty why do you think I’m gay?” -Swoozie 2018
@kiyomi55833 жыл бұрын
The day we get a video about you finally being engaged or so. I can not wait!
@ashleycute20342 жыл бұрын
Everything you touch is just hard LMAOOO 💀💀💀😂😂😂 6:51
@oeckstei4 жыл бұрын
A lesson for all men... and even women. Don’t spend so much on a person when you don’t know their feelings. Coffee or ice cream dates are ok in the beginning. When their is chemistry and mutual affection established then you can invest more.
@drphot60504 жыл бұрын
No lies detected
@vanillacream23834 жыл бұрын
oeckstei that’s tough
@dtcarpediem4 жыл бұрын
oeckstei You better preach 👊🏾
@lycandemon61674 жыл бұрын
Exaclty
@cincy4life134 жыл бұрын
This happened to me twice. It leaves ya heartbroken. And the fact that it doesn’t affect them at all is just otherworldly. So yeah. I would’ve never sent her to Disney without knowing if she was interested in me or not.
@SabrinaSuez5 жыл бұрын
I lost it when Laura came up 😂😂
@mecca68012 жыл бұрын
This why i follow the mantra of "keep that same energy"! Do unto others as you see fit unto you!!!