Every Boyfriend EVER (ft. Rosanna Pansino)

I'm gonna send this video to my girlfriend... when I get one.
📷ig: / swoozie
🎵TikTok: / swoozieftw
(voice) Rosanna @RosannaPansino
/ rosannapansino
Animators + Storyboards:
Matt: / qwilman
Sev: / sevpiehl
Backgrounds:
Bandit
Thumbnail art:
/ zeurel
Mystery link: • Rosanna Pansino & Swoo...

[@Befish]

That part about Gaming, oh my god I've never heard such an accurate way of describing my bf lmao

[@MrG360oneX]

What? 🙁

[@saqlainhyder5412]

Yeah girls need to watch out if their boyfriends owns at least one monitor

[@gabeske1711]

Better have 3 moniters😔

[@Ryantheman2023]

U don’t have a boyfriend loser in ur dreams

[@TheXavierClark1]

Flat screen TV anyone

[@RosannaPansino]

This was so much fun. Great work Swoozie! 😊❤️

[@albertss4517]

Hello love ur Yt

[@goosey6553]

😳

[@keusnicatima5943]

Ur name reminds me of the Passione

[@jacobmartinezptx423]

Love you RO!!!!!

[@imperfectmatters593]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH🥺🥺

[@obiwankenobi5268]

“You were wrong I was right I have the high ground anakin” Best sentence I have heard

[@hatchtalentsolutions5002]

4:08 lol bro

[@kimo11kun47]

Swear to God, bro! The best ever

[@iscott3187]

This belongs in fiction

[@eliseabbott7405]

Even space-Jesus himself approves

[@davidblankson-hemans9125]

3:15 Swoozie: “has a girl collab” Swoozie: “Still does the girl voice by himself”

[@B00st1o]

ONGGGGGGGG

[@springrain5297]

I wouldn't want to be voicing those lines, and swoozie really knows how to sell it 😆

[@sor3999]

I like how his girl voice is like a Marge Simpson impression.

[@RyuuzakiHideki619]

The raspy voice kills me though 😂😂

[@christopherpadilla715]

“Every boyfriend ever” Me single af: I shouldn’t be watching this

[@LTRUTH334]

Same but we fw sWooZie tho 🤷🏽‍♂

[@saucystavii2064]

Pain.

[@trenttruth6225]

I feel u I’m in 9th grade haven’t dated anyone in like a year

[@LTRUTH334]

@@trenttruth6225 That one will come youngin just keep doing you

[@minoibwoi14]

Bruh... Holla to the other dudes that's still single up to 17+

[@Arcticx369]

Bruv its 4am and my body was like “sleep” but my mind was like “somethings coming dw”... didnt know that swoozie would be the one coming

[@swoozie]

Spidey senses tingling

[@Ahphla]

@@swoozie papa swoozie blessed us late night

[@elijahxramos]

sWooZie I got school at 7am😭

[@Zay.Flicks]

romeo yessir

[@jocelynschmidt44]

Omg same

[@kennedy_danielle]

The “soot” Jeffery Star is applying to his face 😂😂

[@zorcher1016]

"if you wanna act single im gonna let you be single" - Amen. Swoozie needs to write a book cuz he has fire quotes

[@blindedfrog9168]

As I read this he said it. Awesome

[@mh473]

Girl: Laughs at another guys jokes Her Boyfriend: *AIR WILL NO LONGER BE ESSENTIAL FOR YOU*

[@maybecorpse2419]

Lmfao 💀

TRUE

[@Im_SSJay]

😂😂

[@imbored6530]

You mean for the other guy right? RIGHT?

[@bruhyougottachill6665]

The streets you shall belong to.

[@CoolMoon]

Swoozie dressed like he's about to be in Mission Impossible.

[@gwendalynong7196]

CoolMoon when I saw this my brain just played the mission impossible theme song

[@VibrantlyDark]

Swoozie puts on a whole 'fit

[@PierceBaxter]

That's EXACTLY what I thought when I saw him lol.

[@Minnesota_Fatts]

Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.

[@ronaldr.4389]

Nobody: Swoozie: yea let’s name her Swoozina, it’s normal

[@macareyna2668]

This sounds like a video for “boyfriends” who hasn’t got their stuff together or know what they want. But I agree with the games lol

[@kudzaidhodho]

Would have gone with Swoozana if it were me

[@jkaigler6562]

2:36 LMAO! My mans started backing up

[@milkncookiesmoon]

“Whoops gotta do that now”

[@bjholland8322]

Funniest part

[@blackboydavidd]

This man sWooZie is dressed like he’s about to steal a diamond. the fit’s still fresh tho 🔥

[@thyparadox]

Right! Kim possible or double 06😄

[@KSU2213]

Facts

[@MMkillsINCTV]

Mission Impossible 😂

[@scott2333]

It’s weird hearing an actual woman’s voice in these videos instead of hearing swoozies imitation of one

[@gnomechompsky4835]

😂

[@belieberfanforever]

My boyfriend: you’re so indecisive! Him: also can’t make a decision on anything. 🤔 😑

[@gradymoxley2925]

"What are you thinking about right now" If I'm in charge of chickens does that make me chicken tender?

[@farfalles2665]

Lmfaooo that's gonna live rent free in my head

[@ComikazieTV]

I’m trying that burger place Bc of u

[@yuuji8447]

I go to that placed almost once a week when I heard him say that I was kind of sad knowing that The line going to be way longer now😔

[@ComikazieTV]

Sir anderson lol see you there

[@NotaShorty]

I don't live in LA, so I gotta know- Was it good?

[@Lilooooooo]

Comi watches sWooZie??

[@swoozie]

Lemme know what u think

[@alexanderclay2759]

Bruh... Swoozie your animation game done stepped way up.. These last 4 have been 🔥🔥🔥.. Keep it coming...😂😂

[@faith.t2302]

He doesn't do the animation, look in the description

[@nehasheikh5492]

Yeah living for it I saw all his videos happy for the new ones 🔥

[@DeaDaR03]

He hired animators. Duh...

[@barnythepurpledinosaur9689]

Nah, he swoozie doesn't do the animation, he hired people

[@cheekyweebugger3621]

ZeroFiveSeven Wym “duh”, loads of people didn’t know

[@thomaswanderer6022]

Last words of swoozie. “Im not a simp.” Very motivational.

[@jvmeel7454]

Indeed

[@chadmcnair9422]

Aye, can we just acknowledge how good Swoozies voices are? I've always loved his voices but death bed Swoozie and only fans Swoozie are absolutely hilarious in this video and I want to acknowledge and appreciate them

[@bw4348]

Swoozie looking like he parachuted in from a Black Ops mission and is tilted from losing some squadmates. Now he's telling this story to ease the pain.

[@jesimusicgirl119]

I said, “Don’t know what it is, but that fit is fire!” Thanks for the explanation 😆

[@Notethos]

"we boys are just as indecisive" my boy dont be giving away our secrets i think... haha

[@Ms12369]

I'd like to point out that while boundaries are healthy, being "territorial" is toxic. Talk to your therapist about your insecuries instead of projecting them on your girl.

[@Nush]

THIS

[@mohammadsarker648]

THIS

[@NathaNeil27]

I find swoozie entertaining but hes got problems lol

[@Adelaideanegg]

Agreed 👍

[@hisham1720]

@@NathaNeil27 He was joking my dude

[@DragicaOfficial]

I love how you combined James Charles and David Dobrik in a house swoozie ahead of the drama

[@Foster.Unfiltered]

I have caused many an argument with my ex- girl for replying to her only at half-time of fifa and madden games 😂 EDIT: WOW 1K LIKES, thanks! this is more than any views I have on my own channel 😂 but seriously SWOOZIE, you inspired me to create MY OWN ANIMATION CHANNEL so thank you! Hopefully I have as many ratchet girl stories as you ☺️

[@jlopez7888]

Why didn't anyone reply from this?

[@Jm1130.]

@@jlopez7888 cuase we give no shit

[@thedotgiver2820]

.

[@bjgokrayy]

@Clairvoyant DreamsXX right?

[@jlopez7888]

@FLORIDAMADEBENJI yep im here now lol

[@chariot5920]

Theory that Purple Shirt Ponytail Girl is his girlfriend. Look at his banner on his YT page and when he says BAE she pops 😎 you’re welcome

[@loveh2976]

But that’s just a theory. A girl theory.

[@TmSShotGun]

Low key, good theory👌

[@chariot5920]

@@loveh2976 😭😆

[@chelychan4863]

Umm no stop, we asked for her cause she was so dam good from the last video

[@beckyboom1237]

I'd DIE! That girls voice in that video is Amber Scholl. The two of them together? Mucho Spicy!

[@Itsyagirlhc]

One foot on the bed one foot on the floor. That's how you know this gonna be a good story.

[@revotempo2082]

The deathbed scene had me finished. But no lie as far as last words go..."I'm not a simp" ain't bad😂😂

[@lambsauc324]

Swoozie is always sitting on his bed dressed fresh to death looking like he's always got somewhere to be right after the video. And his room is so tidy that he looks like he's always staying in some fancy hotel room.

[@kdfkdf1711]

Lamb Sauç3 cuz he is a professional. Nobody wants to look at a sloppy room or a guy dressed like he been gaming 20 hrs. This is how you become number 1 and stay in the top ten for decades.

[@dimitrisvill1411]

@@kdfkdf1711 stay in the top for decades? Lol wtf

[@fbi-federalbureauofinvesti5008]

The number of girls in swoozie's life is more than the number of nuts and bolts in the Eiffel Tower...

[@Ayaymeer]

I love when swoozie does voice overs for his girl characters idk why you gotta outsource your female voice overs😂. You the whole show g!💯😂

[@inariblue9441]

“I have the high ground Anakin” 😂😂😂 love it.

[@xXSakuraTearsXx]

*Jasmines’* are out here trying to _color_ *Quasimodo’s* _liiipss_ when there is a perfectly good *Aladdin,* _right in front of them!_

[@swoozie]

lollll im dead

[@KG-xf1xc]

How the hell does this video not have a billion likes in the first hours!

[@fakerake707]

"Ladies were very forgetful creatures" Me: nonsense >forgets what month is is half the time >forgot my birthday on my birthday >forgets where my glasses are when they're on my face

[@stephenscribbles]

*forgets where my phone is even though I have my phone flashlight on to look for it*

[@jtokyo8152]

Felt that

[@joshulaarnold1667]

I dont even know what day it is lol

[@ventilationsystem242]

Girl that’s just quarantine 🤣

[@fakerake707]

@@ventilationsystem242 im a guy

[@asadd2]

2:35 I just LOVE how that dude keeps his cool face while immediately going in reverse hahaha

[@fwRykan]

Swoozie be carrying this channel on his shoulders fam. Istg. Mans is insane this year bruh. Can’t wait to see more bangers. And props to the animators. 👀

[@michaelsali6721]

TheOdd1sOut: Talks about his girlfriend and also his story sWooZie: Talks about that he was the best boyfriend in his story.

[@janetsdrawstation]

Me: watching

[@driftninja1177]

True i love the odd1sout

[@simppythesimp1370]

@@driftninja1177 also jadin and Something else??

[@will__mem9rno]

@@simppythesimp1370 Domics, anybody?

[@dafeels3085]

@@will__mem9rno tabbes ?

[@smks3638]

In the 7 years of watching Swoozie videos I've never been this early

[@swoozie]

lol I think this is also the earliest I've posted in 7 years but thought I'd show my Australian and UK viewers some love w/ a good upload time for them

[@anonymoususer2080]

@@swoozie are you gonna post this early for more videos in the future?

[@dsdestined]

@@swoozie 4 am rn but thank you for blessing us with the quality content as always

[@travelingmerchant6434]

Or your degenerate viewers =)

[@Zay.Flicks]

@@swoozie ok 👀I see u

[@user-qb9pf5jo6l]

" I'm not a simp *Dies* " always have the last word.

[@var._kiki]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Not even KZbin: Lofi swoozie:Exists

[@gabe4381]

Nice

[@DJXplicitOC]

Glad I took the time to scroll. I knew I wasn’t alone. ✊🏼

[@orbittyde8906]

As soon as I saw it I came down to the comments

[@40054gurl]

Lmao the “Lo-fi girl meme”, I’m sure that flew over peoples heads😂

[@crynosure5350]

Nah i listen to that shit all the time 😂

[@christians4854]

No, it probably didn’t.

[@lani5025]

i got that rq hahah

[@MacobVFX]

It’s Lofi not loif 🤣

[@40054gurl]

@@MacobVFX it was a typo calm down lol

[@mellowyellow7336]

"I have the high ground Anakin" Don’t try it, Old Swoozie

[@kamiikiraa]

Oop that James and David joke doesn’t age well now hmm? 😂

[@prince_cosplayexpro7389]

0:45 omg can we talk about the detail and animation omg!!! You’re such a good artist swoozie!!

[@cartierglassespeekinatasse424]

Who else clicked fast af? 😂😂

[@janetsdrawstation]

Meeee

[@fluidity_3411]

Me 😂

[@BrazilAlienRaven]

Had to bruh

[@khoda4716]

I was just lucky

[@synoiisbad]

yerr right here

[@drankinfn5313]

Me : why u hugging that dude Her : He's my best friend that's why I was hugging him , what I can't hug my friend now??!! Also me : hugs my female best friend Also her : *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH...*

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

Ikr 😆

[@toomuch_8479]

Swea

[@angelespinoza3007]

Bro fr it’s stupid logic

[@gaanii3376]

When she got hella dude homies but hits you w the “i just dont want you associating w females”

[@sleepyeevee9255]

My bf and Idont like hugs so were g ... but i like his hugs tehe

[@user-ip6gv4gb4o]

"I have the highground anakin" had me laughing for an hour 😂😂😂4:00

[@anaccjustformatty8147]

fr tho😭

[@soranotroxas0299]

1:18 well that didn’t age well

[@kezraahinaicker]

Okay but like are we all just gonna ignore how he recreated the lofi hip hop stream thingy so well?

[@milaburhanzai]

I caught that too!

[@Gir0Fan0Number01]

Ok, gon be honest here for a minute If, hypothetically, we were a thing, and we were out in public an you start wandering off, I'd like mad follow kuz I don't like other ppl most of the time, and don't like separating from my crew when possible. Hypothetically

[@swoozie]

this pleases me

[@Lance.Gardenhire]

LOL

[@BeWaReJay]

@@swoozie am I tripping or is there a custom emoji in your comment

[@BeWaReJay]

@@DiabIoLoco you haven’t been to English class much huh

[@elisanoro]

Diablo Loco that’s a thing on KZbin? Never seen it till today lol

[@taviondickenson7680]

"Tryna catch those simps" -Swoozie

[@ArinGokdemir]

2:35 that nonchalant reverse back up the driveway😂😂🤣 swoozie u have me rolling

[@fred2995]

Nah cause only fans is literally a porn site, Snapchat isn’t any more of a sexual app then any other regular social media😂

[@rd9526]

Y'all didn't know YT was a dating site LMAO

[@fred2995]

@@rd9526 by social media I meant insta twitter etc, but there is plenty of explicit content here as well

[@Archeides]

@@rd9526 KZbin is neither social media nor a dating site. It doesn't have the features of either one in any way. Just being able to talk to people doesn't qualify it as social media.

[@poisonedbananabread1460]

Tf you think social media is then? Its social media just not to the same extent as something like twitter

[@alize0623]

I post art on OnlyFans sometimes.

[@Blacknight6577]

This sounds like a video for “boyfriends” who hasn’t got their stuff together or know what they want. But I agree with the games lol

[@atomicvortex4203]

Saw your ig story that you posted and Instantly came to watch it, it’s always a treat when you upload

[@Moirasars]

I just lost it at the "kikikikikikiki"-laugh imitation part, it was brilliant and adorable! Men and women are weird, all them quirks, pros and cons on both sides. My ex-boyfriend used to answer that he was thinking nothing everytime I asked him what he's thinking. Sometimes the thought just fucked off when I asked or sometimes he didn't think about anything. But sometimes he seemed to be deep in thought, like something was bothering him but he didn't want to tell me. Didn't pry on it though, he would've told me if he felt like it.

[@piersStreet]

Well you might a person quiet but they are stupid stuff

[@JCoopeR]

“Every boyfriend ever”... I’m sorry, is that some relationship joke that I’m too single to understand?

[@UM4G_YT]

When he said "Akikikiki", I felt that..

[@199812221]

1:29 THAT JAFEREE STAR IMITATION WE STAN

[@NatesBigBassTv]

dude like i swear i love your stuff so much, you make so much sense...

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

A crossover with Rosanna at 4 in the morning, who needs sleep? Night owl notification squad

[@TheFuturistTom]

I love Swoozie! He inspired my sci-fi/futurist channel!! I’d love to shout out with you!!

[@eliseabbott7405]

Omg the “I have the high ground Anakin”

[@AndrewVaughanOfficial]

I started watching Swoozie with textually active. Seeing his animation coming alive like this in motion and with colors is like seeing that kid in your class with low grades buy his own apartment from his mechanic job 🤩

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Don't go to LA for burgers. Go to Pyongyang, which is where I invented them

[@juju-jd3tp]

Swoozie looks like he’s about to go on a heist.

[@nonchalantman6246]

Famous last words “I’m no simp”

[@spookygames204]

My boy swoozie over here with the 🔥 outfit

[@Foster.Unfiltered]

whys my man SWOOZIE looking like he just unclipped his parachute 😂that top tho! I love you man, so funny. you inspired me to start my own animation channel so yeah thank you!

[@kraxyboi5198]

Does anyone else wonder how swoozie had this much fun in his life at such a young age?

[@krisodonnell1587]

I love these videos so much. Its so accurate!! So dope

[@Christian988.]

lol Swoozie painting an accurate depiction of girls and their onlyfans. " you only trying to catch them simps"

[@erisunflower]

“Every boyfriend ever” Me: .... do otome games count?

[@gurupanda1995]

Lol sammmmeeee

[@blackgirlmagic3931]

Swoozie’s videos always put a smile on my face

[@oneklassic]

"... YOU BETTA NOT LAUGH!!!😠😡🤬" 🤣 felt that in my soul!!! Facts

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

I like it when you make these videos that have smooth animation, like this one

[@Bayckun]

Swoozie’s checklist for a girl -Do you like Disney? -Would you sing let it go with me in a karaoke duet?

[@totalwartimelapses6359]

About OnlyFans, take Idubbz gf as an example: Most people shat on him when she made one, but most didn't know that she already posted many semi nudes on her Instagram during the days he was still worshipped, so what she was doing on OF was ultimately just taking one thing and amping it up a degree My point is the same as yours: if your gf reaches a point where she wants to make an OF, she's already far too gone for you to do anything meaningful about it, and your only options are stay or leave

[@Senpai-Choco]

Yeah at the point it's OUR gf

[@Chaoruge91]

@@Senpai-Choco Plays USSR Anthem

[@lucyandecember2843]

"shes far too gone" =.=

[@totalwartimelapses6359]

@@lucyandecember2843 I'm guessing you thought I meant something malicious with this, no I just meant that she probably has a big need or desire to do this, and if she doesn't do it with your knowledge she might do it behind your back What I meant is it becomes pointless to try and restrict her, one has to have a certain mentality to be willing to sell their bodies for money on OF

[@totalwartimelapses6359]

@@Senpai-Choco Beside the fact that I heard this joke a million times, it doesn't make sense since by that logic Lana Rhoades is our gf (even though we don't get to sleep or talk to her)

[@BoiZee]

1:12 *Or breathe in your general direction*

[@Holmeswannabe]

I love your animations and your room looks so comfy.

[@travelingmerchant6434]

New swoozie vid at 1am: My mind is tellin me no But my boooooody My booody’s tellin me yessssss

[@skyhope5105]

Red u sus

[@aaronw4]

Bruh it’s 4 in the morning how are y’all this fast to be first

[@anad4809]

You do realize people live in different time zones

[@khoda4716]

It's 1AM for me, bruv

[@magicmanthegeez330]

Why are you here so fast in 4 in the morning then????

[@tripulse9710]

Time zones exist man

[@aaronw4]

Magic man The Geez can’t sleep 😔

[@blueschoolgurl01]

I love the consistent humor, cartoon, and story telling quality! 😂

[@callmetwan4405]

Soozie made my month with this ❤💯😂😂😂😂🔥🔥

[@delfinagabrielaborrellisar7125]

Ok can we stop pretending that were not in the comment section trying to find a really funny comment so we can one up it, so Swoozie puts it in his video... But if you Swoozie see this comment and think its funny don’t be afraid to put it in your vid, im ok with it bro.

[@EVERYWHERE_MAN]

Like him or hate him he spits *FACTS*

[@mssmith8923]

Anyone else love that there’s no long intro. He just gets right to the point😁” we’re gonna move fast so keep up”

[@Skinnyy.]

The animation where he was studying was the chill lofi-beats

[@isaiahibarra5548]

swoozie: uploads 21 seconds later: im here 🤣🤣

[@Quantum-yz9fc]

The "what are you thinking about" is real af. When I say "nothing", it really is nothing.

[@Danazstr]

And there's science to back it up

[@kidwithnodream8028]

This was the video I was looking for from you. Thank you very much Swooz! 👏🏿 👍🏿

[@gregslater156]

4:06 love the Star Wars reference 😂😂

[@SteveAnimationss]

Who else had to put their sleep on hold to watch this video😂

[@xaiSenpai]

I appreciate how Swoozie be dripped down from head to toe in every video he drops, he cares about his appearance when he talks to us. 👍🏽 its the little stuff we peep

[@willmccann4115]

This vid was hilarious lmao keep it up 👍

[@deessiquran8003]

2:27 what are you doing step-bean

[@jun_kage]

These top tier animations have to keep coming man...love from🇿🇼🇿🇼

[@SciFactsYT118]

Completely random fact: There is an island called “Just Enough Room”, where there’s just enough room for a tree and a house.

[@janetsdrawstation]

Lmao is this really true

[@tropical_flak]

Woah

[@palerose1166]

Minecraft chunks be like

[@elijahxramos]

SciFacts cool

[@simppythesimp1370]

I smell cap

[@MarielaaMorales]

Lmaooo that was soooo good!! Good job man!! More videos pls!!

[@Calebpro630]

I love the chillhop radio animation 🤣 it's so much better with swoozie