Every Girlfriend EVER (ft. Amber Scholl)

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Matt: / qwilman
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Outro Music // By DSharp
• Life Is Good (ON VIOLI...
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Secret Mystery link: • Swoozie Tries To Crack...
#relationshipadvice #dating

[@swoozie]

What should I include in "Every Boyfriend" video?

[@ay-leck1369]

*s c o o b i d o o*

[@xXgodofwarXx]

When they text to much at once

[@starrydaydreams4914]

xXgodofwarXx Wait really I thought it’s a girl thing

[@starrydaydreams4914]

The one-word replies definitely

[@Bit_Froggr]

oh my god this video is animated really good-

[@randomthings6977]

The animation just gets smoother and smoother...

[@jacob7143]

Random Things lowkey miss the old ones too tho but fuckin w/ the new style fasho

[@mp5masherlol789]

True

[@chonke3364]

Yeah how come likeca minth agi no uploads and same art style then this month he's popin iff these beautifully animated vedios in like 2 days

[@Jfromdav]

Fr

[@t0ky0h4n2]

I miss the confusion series

[@iGamingDude]

I just appreciate how swoozie puts on the whole fit just to sit in his room and just talk.

[@louvie1066]

that's some professionalism right there xD

[@SyFy412]

I would say he’s sponsored because there’s links in the description but he didn’t say anything

[@chacefisher7112]

iGamingDude wym bruh. Swoozie is a fit in himself. 😂 nah jkjk you right though

[@shamartTM]

That's effort, you gotta respect it

[@MonkeyBear427]

iGamingDude I was just about to say his fit is fire lmaooo

[@bprlgoblin7974]

"This is not my shade of ombre" absolutely killed me 😂😂😂

[@emiscommentingaccount96]

Same lmao 🤣

[@alexandriatrenier7366]

I wheezed

[@dwwolf492]

sWooZie: “when you get a girlfriend” Me: Are you mocking me.

[@ironwolf3654]

I feel like he is playing both sides so in the end he will always come out victorious in the end

[@EpikkOreo]

I vote for Amber to be the girls voice permanently.

[@husnuliman5243]

AGREED!!!

[@shaqlavine4118]

Idk about that, Swoozie has a pretty good impression.

[@EpikkOreo]

Shaq LaVine very true. His is iconic but maybe they can share.

[@shaqlavine4118]

EpikkOreo, that is true. No harm done in sharing a role.

[@husnuliman5243]

I mean every amber Scholl fans know she has a voice of a real disney character 😂

[@AmberScholl]

I AM DYING IT CAME OUT SO GOOD 😂 thx for letting me be the psycho girlfriend it is my destiny lol

[@caamareyes3313]

Yass that was great

[@wastefulzap9396]

ahhh i love you

[@thisisapain33]

You did an amazing job!!! Should do more collabs

[@lauralobato7417]

Amazing Amber ! Congratulations !

[@vampigirlfriend]

luv ya Amber

[@satan2944]

Literally me every time I shower: *let's burn my skin! ✨✨❤️👄❤️✨✨*

[@goblinbabe]

If my skin ain’t melting then it ain’t hot enough

[@milkncookiesmoon]

Well hello Satan

[@man_imbored171]

I hate you. My gf does the same and I get up in the middle of the night go to the bathroom and the water is still hot because she leaves the heater on for so long to "get the water hot enough"but really she just forgets about it

[@antoniorivas4410]

His jawline was used as a weapon to murder everyone.

[@msen5030]

Oh yeah

[@sugabatzpizu5725]

😂😂😂😂

[@itsalexclark]

Im disturbed that I have literally had every one of these exact conversations with sWooZie. its like bro... sometimes I just want the blanket.

[@swoozie]

They never stop at one... ever.

[@thebuilder3594]

Wow

[@projectrealz]

No lie but u are inspired by him

[@venomhudson2162]

I have to have a personal blanket that I legit have to hide

[@albertgalan7829]

@@swoozie 69 likes

[@Elii0826]

"They get cold very fast" *wears hoodie and beanie indoors*

[@kbrandomuser2053]

Slighty Shredded I wear hoodies and beanies in the summertime too

[@lilprince5834]

Fashion is a very odd thing

[@cutecats5031]

Guys

[@josivaldocotoco303]

@@cutecats5031 uxjezvrakonvxlpvxmi

[@arilexi]

That so called “hot dude” looks like Donald Trump

[@katrinarozier5098]

🍊 🧥 👖 👞👞

[@khumomatlakane2009]

@@katrinarozier5098 Lmao

[@LittleMsShine]

Noooooooo

[@jenniferhobson6361]

Lol I didn't see your Comment and I put it in too 😂

[@Dohyden2]

"girls love french fries" ... I think everyone loves french fries. Also just had my first gf for a year (now my ex) and it was so nice to wake up in the morning and she would be in my arms x.x

[@hiyorioh]

Nah, girls love French fries

[@ctcmonk]

Easily the most likeable guy on the internet...

[@itspersonal739]

Agreed

[@allyhugum6622]

DONT DIS DAVID DOBRIK

[@eternalhex7024]

Facts my g

[@td3798]

Rich Harrow 2 flightreacts

[@hamzaal-mesrati6406]

Steve o

[@Arcticx369]

That huge blue hand is the ultimate wingman, shout out to that dude.

[@jacobhero1577]

Assistant Master Hand

[@masterjames2627]

Ayyyyy

[@masterjames2627]

Ayyyyy

[@luxluther436]

The appreciation I have for you with the smooth animation, amazing comedy, hilarious pop-culture references, facts, funny stories and the fact you’ve been on KZbin for awhile. It’s just 👌🏾 chef’s kiss

[@controversialpokken9153]

2:33 That animation was too clean.

[@liahc0re]

"tHiS iS nOt My ShADe Of OmBrE-" *best line*

[@kungfubarbie101]

Read this as soon as she said it 😂

[@marcusserrano2959]

@@kungfubarbie101 same

[@ayakdeng7276]

Yeah best line

[@Kaidon0]

Honestly

[@deadend3673]

I agree. Lol.

[@Samaanthaxo]

“this is not my shade of OMBRÉ” LMAO

[@torixx9851]

i was looking to see if someone commented this lmao

[@DelaliA109]

I was looking to see if someone commented this lmao

[@KruzisPedro]

I was looking to see if someone commented this lmao

[@kookie5789]

i was looking to see if someone commented this lmao

[@as-lf6hi]

I’ll just break this chain.

[@clown-cult96]

So I’m a gay girl and I can confirm that, the tinier the girlfriend, the more of the bed they take up. I do not know how.

[@sammythestrawberry1372]

they expand when unconscious

[@wahedkazi]

@@sammythestrawberry1372 😂😂

[@cangrejopendejo4909]

Idk why you being gay makes you any more of an authority on this.

[@lostboy960]

I understand, my gf is much smaller than me(I call her my little fairy) but somehow she can take up a lot of space on my bed🤷🏽‍♂️ I’m not complaining though, I like getting to hold her😊

[@lostboy960]

@@sammythestrawberry1372 Honestly you’re probably right😆

[@The_Vukovic]

1:25 this is just a beautiful reference thank you

[@AbbyCEntertainment]

how does this man tell his stories so well i be like" let me get some popcorn real quick"

[@swoozie]

Abby C - real recognize real boo! *places hand over heart* // I see you

[@AbbyCEntertainment]

sWooZie you replied 🤭❤️❤️

[@bmeo1234]

Same. I grabbed my potato chips 😅😅😅

[@unigenius]

By the time the popcorn is done, the video is wrapping up and you're like "WAIT!!!"

[@AbbyCEntertainment]

unigenius lmaoooo

[@lucydewet113]

"girls love blankets and are always" Me: what no I- *realizes I'm curled in a blanket with the heater on and still cold* Me: nevermind then.

[@vinnielee4690]

Unoriginal

[@zeextor1159]

Boi Boi shut.

[@imanianderson3663]

Literally me hahaha

[@angelmistiii]

I'm curled in a blanket too. My room is sometimes freezing

[@crystalpayne_entertains9903]

BRUH! XD When he said that I felt so targeted lol I looked at my bed and realized that I sleep with over 9000 blankets XD

[@wildwind413]

I can’t count how many times a girl as said that they were cold, then I offer my sweater, then suddenly they’re not cold anymore. So what if I’m simping. It’s not like it works.

[@SheNeverCared]

why come you girls?

[@zoindexter]

1:27

[@Eddy-ld7uh]

why come you girls?

[@notyercousin4497]

Hahaha FANTOMUBA that’s so smart

[@AL-ez9sx]

why come you gender-less’?

[@zoindexter]

@@notyercousin4497 i was just tryna time stamp it

[@atheerash4584]

" Girls love blankets " Me being a girl surrounded by 3 blankets: he is extra I don't think I do

[@samfenn3948]

Atheer ASH i’m under two rn 😭laying ON a blanket

[@milaburhanzai]

Atheer ASH same

[@WorriedtheCircusDemon]

I'm in pajamas sitting by a fireplace right now. I've developed a whole other level of heat tolerance.

[@capnchin]

GIRL 3?? Child's play. I'm living it up in 5!

[@avajackson2877]

I have 3 around me 😂 how come I've never noticed this!?

[@leru556]

You’re forgetting something about girls. Hair. Hair be *everywhere*

[@fromundaman]

Idk if this is girl specific.

[@samevans6018]

fromundaman yeah it is 😂😂 girls hair like legit sheds In Layers

[@joshhoffman2628]

@sam evans you date girls going through chemotherapy or something? My ex had some good hair lol. I’d give her cranial massages 🤤

[@speedy035]

😂😂😂

[@fromundaman]

Idk I've always shed more hair than any girl I was dating.

[@victoriam3258]

Swoozie would be a amazing looking gta character😂

[@Doctor699]

I had a girlfriend once. It's exactly as you described. She's taken all the blankets and pillows, wake up freezing. She leaves little bits and pieces here just to come back. If you give her a coat or jacket you'll never see it again. Not hungry but eats your food. Take a shower after her and it's like stepping into a blast furnace. And all the window shopping. The thing to really take away from all this though, is all those little problems that one overlooks at the start of a relationship. You're lovedrunk and blinded and let them get away with murder. As time goes on it only increases and gets worse and worse.

[@OniNoodle4808]

Um, you're wrong on the "lava shower". You know that ALL females aren't the same.....right? Some like to take cold showers in the morning and others like it warm. I'm a female and i don't like taking boiling hot showers....who does that?

[@bellaj2651]

Lol yes amber finally doing those character voice overs she’s been wanting to do

[@vixen583]

Issa J lol she honestly has the voice for it

[@bri20902]

She hardly talked in here lol

[@pikapikanuuu7262]

Omg, I love Amber Scholl!! I did not expect this.

[@skolishard]

911 likes =∆=

[@MarisaCohenBeauty]

Amber has the perfect *quirky and cute* cartoon voice 😂

[@mongoose9851]

She sounds like Lola Bunny

[@DazzHat]

Tip 93: buy LOTS OF BLANKETS Tip 92: buy 10 french fries Tip 91: don't like OTHER girls photos Tip 90: buy me pizza

[@azzanporter4377]

OMG I died at that part when he said “how did these get in the fridge?”

[@brittanylafleur8092]

"Girls love french fries" Me: slowly puts french fries in my mouth.

[@IamLegendAnon]

Bee & Dee to be fair who doesn't love French fries

[@mattxan2846]

This how many people knew sWooZie was talking about an anime

[@krispy6636]

joey jung my hero

[@iMatterhorn7]

When he said Quirk he was referencing the anime: My Hero Academia

[@brettedgeworth9189]

joey jung my hero academia fucking sucks

[@sebastianalvarado2390]

Fucking nerds lmao

[@Jeriptics]

Mha /boku no hero/ MyHeroAcademia

[@WingZero761]

Whenever I'm grabbing fries from any place, and my gf says she doesn't want anything, I ALWAYS order a small fires. Because without fail, she'll immediately goes for my fries. And I just hand her the spare.

[@squidwardtentacles7144]

You're a good bf!👌🏾

[@bluebellsfan8704]

This was awesome, glad you make these 👏🏽👍🏽

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

Texting: If I texts her, she won't respond in like the next hour or so. If she texts me then I'll have to respond to her in like 5 minutes or else it'll be WW3 up in this bitxh

[@randomthings6977]

Jiren in your recommendations I love you

[@Arsenaldude21]

I have the same problem ha-ha

[@FatFetus37]

Can I be ur bf

[@IsabelNava]

>don't allow it or it'll get worst

[@1slimeyfella.]

Lmao You Soft You Gotta Tell Her Wassup Pr She Gonna Walk All Over You

[@kainatrehman4612]

“This is not my shade of ombré “ 😂got me dead

[@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201]

He's not wrong. I've had dyed hair for a few years now and the "that's your hair," no it's not my hair is purple and this is iNdIGo

[@Raphealgirl]

OMG the animation in this video is amazing! I love how smooth and fluid everything moves. I especially love the expressions the girl makes in this video, they are hilarious.

[@yesiamdaiki]

this animation is smoother than that pick up line my broskae tried on his crush,, his crush is now his gf :,)im proud of my bruva

[@stephsilva15]

swoozie: “girls love blankets” me: *sitting in bed watching this video with 3 blankets* 😳😂

[@dislikebutton4961]

I’m in none because I am on a chair

[@chronic_payne5669]

It’s a security thing I think.

[@simply.chidorixi3981]

Yess

[@chonilggg4315]

@Ammar Khan XML

[@AikiraBeats]

Right like I feel so called out

[@gadam_dude9182]

“Food always tastes better when it’s off of your plate” Most accurate quote ever

[@Alaffa123]

2:05 I wish I could hear this with no context

[@caitlinmchale2760]

Just came across your videos recently, they’re great man 😂👌 Being cold is so true - whenever I sleepover at my bf’s place I wear pj pants, socks AND need a couple blankets. He teases me about it like “babe we’re not going CAMPING” 😭 Also, what you said about anything you allow increases is SO true - thank you for pointing that out! My ex had a couple friends that were girls, and more than one of them would openly flirt with him in front of my face, constantly putting me in a really uncomfortable position. I have terrible anxiety so I put up with a lot of shit for way longer than I should have...and of course it just got worse with time🙃 it’s still hard for me to speak up sometimes but that definitely taught me a lesson

[@bitslay]

Whoever thought about moving the comment section should get fired

[@saxondahlia]

IMMEDIATELY

[@offs1nk683]

NOW

[@Emma_Rose_00]

YES

[@DewDew456]

EXECUTE ORDER 66.

[@bitslay]

@@DewDew456 69*

[@kaitietolman4668]

As a female - 99% of this is right. The only thing is the restaurant thing, we normally really genuinely don’t know what we want but we DO know what we don’t want, so when you start listing places we figure out what we don’t want and then it becomes process of elimination until you suggest something we don’t hate

[@hellosethhuckensin6590]

Pretty epic

[@beck0star]

That is 1000000% correct 😂

[@c0zy23]

Wow that actually makes sense TIL

[@kellyneer4549]

Kaitie Tolman y

[@princesscorner2196]

I freaking love this explanation 😂❤️

[@theoreader3133]

"THIS IS NOT MY SHADE OF OMBRRRE" 😂😂

[@shaybenge7648]

The fries thing is the reverse with me and my hubby. I know that he'll always want some so I order a large order if fries to share. You're 100% right on the all the other stuff too. As for sharing the bed easiest solution is getting a king sized bed. That way in the summer you have your respective sides and in the winter you meet in the middle and cuddle for warmth😁

[@thatdirtymichiganmusician1038]

You missed the “I got distracted watching KZbin for 18 hours and that’s why I didn’t text you back” girlfriend.

[@josuealexis7883]

I swea😭😂

[@thatdirtymichiganmusician1038]

We all know *that* one

[@RAWRRR2007]

Omg I do this 😭😭😭😭

[@Stellajones0315]

I feel attacked lmaoooo 💀💀

[@shiminshamim8359]

The fact that the guy I'm currently talking to does this more often than I do 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@gambit5220]

me: *doesn’t have a girlfriend * me: *still watches the video cause its swoozie*

[@hibuddyyt8831]

Gambit brah fr same

[@roban2799]

Been watching swoosie for 7 years. Must of his videos touch on a topic like this and I haven't had a girlfriend in all of that time XD

[@tads8723]

Same

[@wavytsunami1043]

I could be your boyfriend 😘 *NAH BRUH I WAS JOKING*

[@alanibowen7327]

I love watching your dating videos so much because I learn so much about what guys like and don't like so I can provide the best relationship ☺️ thank you

[@emin5479]

That beat at the end was fire though

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

Swoozie is single handedly holding 2020 for me rn tbh.

[@riskyy2657]

some people dont beilve me but swoozie commented on my new video. im so happy

[@awaitingban7324]

Riskyy Swoozie doesn’t even read his own comments

[@jellyfssh]

fr

[@makgrenadeng5740]

Swoozie: Girls like fries Single people like me: Why im not a fry?

[@Chirp331]

😂😂😂😭😭

[@denese41]

True

[@joesavage4734]

That moment you realize you watched all the videos and feel like the youtubers friend but then reality hits that they don't... Even know who you are 😂😂💀 love you swoozie keep it one hundie my guy

[@joesavage4734]

Also this video is so true I had one girl that took up so much of the bed that I woke up one morning litteraly balled up on my pillow cuz it was the only free space and I'm 6'3 and 214 pounds and she was 5'8 and 140 something. As well as she would then be mad cuz I would get up in the middle of the night to get a second blanket and she'd be like "your so annoying, why even sleep in the same bed if your gonna be like that" and I'm like "your sleeping wrapped up like a blunt so if I wanna be warm I need to go sleep on the couch?"

[@DamonChuckLover89]

That is a nesting thing. The blankets. Love your content Swooz

[@thejov3080]

The secret to picking where to eat with your girl is to say “guess where we eating?” And go to the first option she says. Works every time 😎

[@sejalmateo0361]

Most of the time the girl would say oh idk tell mee and then u gotta nail it urself

[@sisser8565]

Genius 🎓

[@mrenjoyment1363]

Works every time ☺️

[@rafaeldinardo3263]

Dat guy Von thank you so much it actually works

[@thashashwnamatthews751]

Dam that's too good

[@bc2280]

online shopping be like: girlfriend: “babe, is this top cute?” boyfriend: “yeah... uh it’s fine-it’s cute” girlfriend: “just cute??? ugh okay i won’t get it”

[@unigenius]

Bf: "Well, if you like it, then get it." Gf: "No, it's fine. I'll find something better!"

[@Zenigundam]

I'm not giving up until I find a sexy 18 year old woman to go to senior prom with next year. I want to play seven minutes in heaven with her after she sneaks me into her bedroom window and then paint her toenails while we're playing Monopoly on her bedroom floor.

[@sheepooooo]

Zenigundam hahahahhahahah

[@mizuboni9108]

Him: Yeah...it's alright Me: just alright? Yer gonna be seeing me in it Him: idk fine it looks really good Me: how do you know? who you seent this on? Who she? where she at? Him: babe chill..fine its an ugly top Me: how dare you? blue is my fave color, you know what I'm finna buy it. I'll show you who wore it best Him: omg..............so you hungry? Me: I only want your fries. Him: ofcourse Me: Best first date ever!!

[@user-eb5iy6tf5h]

Hi, how about a mutual subscription?

[@destroyerofworlds4663]

When ur so cold that you reach warp speed with ur excessive shaking: 0:50

[@samsora9169]

Talking about the sleeping situstion:: "It's how they roll"...around in their sleep... hah

[@rachellara544]

"Food always taste better when it's coming off of your plate." Ya got me, Swoozie. Ya got me.

[@AikiraBeats]

That is so true it's like the food just be extra good off of their plate

[@HelenGPitts]

Previous month I was able to pull my first five figure check ever!!! I've been working for this provider online for twenty four months now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most desirable thing about that is the fact that I am not really that tech-savvy, they only required standard knowledge of internet and key typing skill...Amazing thing about this work is that I have more time for my kids. I am in a position to enjoy quality time with my family and friends and look after my children and also going on holiday break together with them very often. Don't avoid this opportunity and make sure to act quick. Here is what I do *grab26­.­c­o­m*

[@agoofyahhchannel6870]

@@HelenGPitts that's crazy 1 thing though *i am inside your home*

[@alizazehra4171]

Swoozie: “Girls love blankets”. Me: *with 2 blanket and wearing a big hoodie* “ ;-:”

[@YingofDarkness]

I legit do love blankets and am always cold, but anyone who attempts to date me knows that going in because I live in the South and probably carry around a jacket T-T. I can't help it, and I know I look stupid

[@norealleader8076]

BRUH I HAVE LIKE SIX BLANKETS ON MY BED RIGHT NOW-

[@slyue8178]

Bruh I have a thin blanket because it is too hot my room is the hottest room in my house😅

[@acebui4578]

Let me tell you about the glorious blanket sweater: The Comfy. Get it on amazon. Put yo legs inside while you sit. Your world will change.

[@stop.576]

Im a winter baby, not cold ;>;

[@bladewintrs4016]

bro you hit every pin point thing that they do BUT THAT REMIX OF FUTURE AT THE END HAD ME JUMPENNNN

[@viewer3301]

2:13 wasn’t that the homeless guy from like the fast food video 🤔

[@ShonenJapan]

Yeah he was

[@-nigga-]

Swoozie: *every girlfriend ever* Me: *cant relate*

[@riboanpjg]

Same

[@MCGamer-tj9nr]

Same Here before this comment blows up

[@itdead8927]

Same

[@atesinsan]

Same

[@Operative901]

Same

[@ninatala4480]

Amber Scholl's voice acting is literally the best shit ever and we need more of it. Thank you good night MORE AMBER SCHOLL AS ANIMATED CHARACTERS sign petition now

[@camillebenjy8402]

Facts omg

[@cutecats5031]

What

[@aaronmessenger4473]

@Saivon Gilleylen not that deep

[@susieqhernandez8373]

Signed

[@SOLDIER1st_Class]

Oh yeah I think what makes it 10 times funnier is the animations. Excellent work whoever did it awesome

[@mclovinlife4018]

“Anything you allow in ANY relationship will most likely increase” some great advice

[@hannaengle]

I speak for all of us girls when i say: AND WHAT ABOUT IT

[@ryanahrens7416]

I speak for all of us guys when I say: it's weird and we don't understand it

[@peachylemonjuice2240]

No need to speak for me 😶

[@_strawberryshortcake_8932]

Haha thanks

[@kia3kisses690]

Don't ask but I check everyone's profile and u watch more than half the people u watch crisandthemike did not expect that lol

[@terrellrussell8008]

Don’t eat a fried don’t steal The blanket Don’t make us spend money just for your useless shopping

[@fakerake707]

Swoozie: girls love blankets Single people in the comments: write that down write that down Edit: thanks for 1k

[@jandjstudios1347]

Lol

[@xertexz6576]

LMAO THATS ME

[@aroobism]

Well noted

[@DimitarPenkov]

Write down the thing about leaving stuff behind too!

[@aroobism]

Dimi P well noted

[@blazyandrey288]

There are so many detente to things in his videos and I love it

[@rfgaming6857]

My mom: watching me watch swoozie Swoozie: why does every girl like taking 95% of the cover Me: looks at my mom My mom: slaps me

[@courthawk52]

What's funny is, you just described every GUY I've ever dated. And my husband is about 50% of these.

[@IbraheemKhan-eg9md]

Ok

[@nightwingdude3834]

Ibraheem Khan best reply ever

[@falkyraizu3063]

feminazi

[@thomasdilfurd4176]

You have a type

[@cadenfalcon9134]

Me just staring at his yellow FOGs the whole video wishing I had a pair like: 😩😩😩

[@saiyanroyalty229]

Definitely did the same but didn't know the name. After your comment I research them and realize I don't have FOG money. Now I'm sad because i know they exist and Ill never have them

[@redninjavsdaworld3733]

Caden Falcon I’m glad I’m not the only one

[@pima262]

"200 lava degree celsius water" 😂 It's true though. I'm always freezing, and if the shower isn't hot enough to melt my soul, it's not hot enough. Oh, and the blankets...and heated ANYTHING. If it's made out of warm, I WANT it.

[@huntercool2232]

This man has unlocked all the secrets to women… *We can learn a lot from him.*

[@jf8944]

Amber Scholl has nailed it really in thus episode .

[@josivaldocotoco303]

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[@TopZsi]

but why didnt she speak the whole part of her?

[@magicspritecan4155]

@@josivaldocotoco303 are you okay? (É cê tá bom? Em inglês)

[@lexjohnson0803]

I love how you have amber but she’s “never had a boyfriend” before 😂😂❤️

[@cutecats5031]

Yeah 😂😂😂

[@MatthewMilton]

Should I quit youtube my friends make fun of me for it

[@Gselx]

Matt Milton Nah bro, success is the best revenge. Keep at it!

[@lexjohnson0803]

Matt Milton keep making them👌🏻 if these so called “friends” are making fun of you for doing something you love, then you should drop them. There definitely will be people/friends/family who will support you since making videos makes you happy and that’s all that matters.

[@KamehameaaronX100]

@@MatthewMilton Man fuck yo friends 😂😂

[@lilnibba._.8936]

This just gave me so much advice that was helpful

[@aaseessingh4460]

Yooo that super woman reference too, brought back memories cuddy. Fries before guys lily wya?? 😭😭😭

[@NBC1232014]

"GIRLFRIEND-TAX" - when your GF takes your food from your plate, even though she's said she wasn't hungry.

[@MaddesG1]

lol she's crusading ur snacks

[@bryanchaves5691]

JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD 🤣🤣🤣

[@xidena166]

Bryan Chaves YESSSSS

[@sebastianrivera3527]

When your so early and the comments aren’t funny yet..

[@reznov129]

Like your mom

[@sebastianrivera3527]

Cryo Ex lmao wutttt

[@reznov129]

@@sebastianrivera3527 stfu normie

[@sebastianrivera3527]

Cryo Ex u stay hating bruh jeez

[@Takerofbootyeaterofcoochie]

Cryo Ex did you genuinely just use nor is un ironically. Fucking normie.

[@AlaysiaSelvin]

The rolled r on “ombré” took me OUT 😂😂😂

[@_africanos]

Is no one gonna talk about how catchy the song for his outro is??

[@thejamesonshow]

Ogs remember: “LIPS!!!!”

[@averytubestudios]

"WHO WANTS TO COLOR QUASIMOTO'S LIPS?"

[@nameless3635]

Here you go huntie, just put some on those chapped lips there you go

[@Yumemaru.]

😂

[@YVNGOUTCASTT444]

😂

[@jenotadoy-agustin8677]

LIPS

[@toasterstripes]

“I’m not like the other girls”

[@petjeano7139]

Said every girl ever.

[@xx_not_simping_dylan9573]

I have. Snake arms.

[@hiitme4546]

I am-

[@xx_not_simping_dylan9573]

Joker Jesus ok ITS ASDF MOVIE MY GUY

[@xx_not_simping_dylan9573]

Joker Jesus tbh I forgot what u even said I’m of

[@nhpcuatro4630]

I need a closet tour cuz bro your fits are fireee

[@superiorpanda6449]

I just don't feel clean if my skin isn't on the verge of a volcanic eruption.

[@hiyorioh]

Fr

[@forrestkal4784]

“Anything you allow... increases.” Lesson learned the hard way

[@Idkpig]

Except (allow)ence

[@andyblargextra]

There are so many times in my life where this has been the case. "Give an inch, they try to take a mile".

[@beesalittlenerdbird5949]

I love how wholesome and not douchey this is

[@howdoyoulife7773]

I can 100% confirm the fries part bro that was ON POINT

[@melanier6599]

I love amber as the voice actor😂 Ik it’s difficult but whenever you guys are free again to do this 100% DO IT

[@zazygaming6970]

this is a strategy i used when i was going out w my ex. i would tell her that i was taking her somewhere and she had to guess where i was taking her to eat. she'll say a place and i'd just say your right and drive there

[@HailKKY]

Zazy Gaming innovative technology right here

[@rGStealth10]

You. Are. A. Genius.

[@Wherethebichesat]

Not if you have enough money to fancy places😞

[@GoochiGoblin]

U made me laugh man😂

[@7thlittleleopard7]

@@Wherethebichesat In which case you say "Not quite in the budget, guess again~

[@yukelo6031]

😂 i couldn’t stop laughing w this video

[@A_Slice_Of_Samwich]

the blanket part i can confirm as i have around 10 fluffy ones on me rn

[@shmug2789]

Ok so basically for the girl who can’t choose where she wants to eat just ask her to guess where you think where going and take them to the place they first guess Edit: Your welcome

[@jessicalarsen9033]

Mr.AngryDoggo YT okay but seeee this doesn’t work. I speak from experience XD I CAN NEVER DECIDE ON MY OWN! This is why we ask our boyfriends where to eat, because we can’t choose. We literally can’t think of a single place we’d rather go. Our complicated minds can’t handle it.

[@Seal_pup]

The solution: ask her where she DOESNT wanna eat. What does she NOT feel like. I swear to god, this works because I’ll say “ok I don’t feel like pizza, and definitely not Chinese and not kfc.” Then I’ll ask my boyfriend what he doesn’t want and then we go from there. This only applies if you guys are struggling to choose obviously lol. Don’t do this if ya’ll already know you want McDonalds or something lol.

[@Legacy_ADC]

Both replies are from females. Our brother here is a credible source.

[@zaribelle718]

So I had a boyfriend that loved fried chicken and I don’t. He would take us to KFC all the frickin time! So he tried that on me and in a sarcastic tone I said KFC again? (Because he would always go there) and he took me there because he thought I wanted to eat there.

[@shmug2789]

Legacy ah I see your a man of culture as well

[@plooomb_]

1:26 *Seeing that sWooZie knows what Undertale is... *It fills you with determination.

[@renee3210]

Scrolled for awhile to see if anyone would notice💀

[@TheOtherOne6018]

Me too

[@dhegadheer2600]

He is been doing this for 14 years r u kidding me 🙂

[@bluebellsfan8704]

This is funny, I love your videos 👏🏽🔥

[@solexus5950]

Thank you for sharing this knowledge