Why I Want To Kill The Bastard With The Leaf Blower | Steve Hughes | Sydney Comedy Festival

Steve Hughes performs at Cracker Night as part of Sydney Comedy Festival 2016.
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Cracker Night is the opening night gala of the Festival. Featuring a dazzling line up of the biggest and best Australian legends, international stars and next big things of comedy.

[@darkhymnsfromthecoldnorth]

Most underrated comedian on the planet.

[@markfox1545]

Dark Hymns From The Cold North - says who? Who underrates him, you? You don't like him? He's very successful isn't he so who is underrating him?

[@atticus2581]

Yeah.... But he doesn't come out with a whole lot of new material.

[@LAHegarty]

@@markfox1545 I think he means he's not break through to the mainstream.

[@vancey7604]

Confirmed

[@vancey7604]

@@atticus2581 2020 bitch.

[@jamescannon4925]

I'm not sure what I admire more Steve or his admiration for Enya

[@malachi589]

He always finds a way to sneak her in

[@donny_chang]

I bloody hate Enya

[@leaksson93]

Steve is not the comedian the Australian government want but he is the one the people need.

[@joshualeao-iy7yi]

Humans am I right 😂

[@marksumner9948]

Very well said!

[@alichamas63]

Toooo riiiiight!

[@drjay0744]

​@@alichamas63Translate to English lmao

[@JackdawtheClown]

Great to see some new material. One of my favourite comedians

[@Iceman3x6]

😏

[@blueeyes4621]

I watched Steve in England years ago he had me in tears of laughter, brilliant comedian.

[@firedrake7663]

You won’t find a more effortlessly good comedian, than Steve. Superb.

[@loup2226]

"We fixed the seatbelt problem with the ding ding!" Fucking gold.

[@angge4261]

I LOVE this guy. Almost 55yo mother of a 9yo gorgeous well-mannered boy who enjoys his nails being varnished by gran but his father is so against he has to remove. Grade 7 violinist, who LOVES good metal music and good old fashioned fucking decency.We need MUCH more of this. Healthy irreverence and thinking for oneself instead of brainwashing.

[@adamturner1563]

Missed him. Its fucking great to see him still killing it! ....

[@garrchristopher3950]

USA here, I have no idea how this Steve huges got on my you tube , but he is a breath of fresh air and vary intelligent very funny.

[@MerkhVision]

KZbin is an international platform, it’s not restricted to only content from your country lol

[@dallasdobson8831]

I always listen to comedians from around the world because I can get some truth about what happening in other countries. It’s funny how often I can relate .

[@freedomofchoicelover3734]

Self confession here.....I fell for the Ding ding thing once...got a newer car, always had old bombs...was going home from somewhere, put my bag on the passenger seat...ding ding...for 30km...stopped a few times, checked the engine the lot...hilarious....got home in the driveway, took the bag off and it stopped...i never lived that one down

[@danmoore1811]

From an American standpoint you are funny AF even though this is 4 years ago that puts a lot of things in to perspective hope you're doing well man love your content

[@allisonbyrnes9093]

I was born an bred in Tempe , planes used to fly straight over my backyard you could throw a rock at them. I seen in the real estate listings couple year ago my old house sold for over over a million, it’s crazy🤣😆

[@Azraiel213]

Gotta enjoy Steve while it's still legal to tell jokes. 😆

[@pnew7927]

Spot on - the clock is ticking my friend 👌

[@carldefoe4673]

He coulda made a lot more of that leaf-blower material, he's left a gold mine untouched there.

[@souless08]

Steve is funny as all hell, from start to finish

[@prettypointlessvideo]

The guy shouting "Yes!" Lmaooo

[@PaulMclauchlin]

I love Steve's comedy. I'll never hold it against him that he cut his hair, because I did it too. Fellow Metalhead talking.

[@souless08]

Agree..have cut mine and gown it back 4 times now LOL getting ready to cut it off for the last time soon. My last donation to the cancer wig folks.

[@ramirami601]

one of my favourite comedian, both delivery and materia wise

[@odytrice]

He's a brilliant comedian

[@richieharkness5535]

"Lost his edge" My arse! - Awesome as ever ! 😄

[@Damon-ly7zi]

One of my favourite comedians on this planet !!!

[@ashchaya7676]

Sorry to see he cut his hair, but I suppose we all do it eventually. Except for Dave Mustaine.

[@rickh5683]

ha! excellent. Mustaine rocks!

[@TheKenjoje]

?

[@neilcleary5706]

mustaine and Hughes. 2 legends!

[@AlexanderOrion]

Only when they have conquered your spirit..that's the day you are chosing to become a ghoul,living only from memories

[@iamn00bish]

Ash Chaya there are many great metal heads without huge amounts of hear

[@Evanmander]

So glad to see him still at it!

[@rekabrekab-zs8lv]

How have I managed to miss this guy. ~`ing brilliant.

[@bombshelltilly8577]

Love Steve from Hong Kong, he is the best 😂

[@susanmclaughlin1478]

I thought the ding ding fixed that. I laughed so hard, love this guy

[@lazylad9064]

Love this guy. Best comic around👍👍👍👍

[@deadright3118]

good to seeing back. still got it mate!

[@JeroenTel]

@Steve Hughes : Great you're back! Sharp as ever! :-)

[@patrickmccormack4318]

"A funny man is a man with a grievance." - Marshall McLuhan

[@tnightwolf]

He's becoming great again! I thought he had lost it forever after seeing some footage from an earlier show, but it seems he's getting better again. Nice!

[@Chotabear]

"Brilliant house, it's got a tap" :D

[@85Aheadstix]

Dry as shit and funny as hell.

[@aloenottingham6163]

So dryy 🤣🤣

[@Stromthetruth1111]

Ahhhh another awesome one!! You are so good at making people laugh. And yet still spreading that truth seed. I love you man!!

[@aestusmaris]

Steve Hughes has become skinny Chopper. That's great.

[@Tony78454]

That Guy in front lol "YES! YES!". musta had run ins with a leaf blower guy

[@anaussie213]

He lives in the Sydney suburbs. Everyone second house has a damn leaf blower.

[@onpsxmember]

I'm so glad he's trying new material. I love his old bits but he got them for too long. Hopefully there comes a lot more, a bit of polishing and pulling a great special. With him being clean his productivity must be way up.

[@socairnone5550]

what kind of moron associates hair length with personal hygiene?

[@onpsxmember]

With clean i meant off drugs... I don't give a damn about his hair.

[@jayj791]

dickhead

[@Thrashaero]

i was gonna say since i thought you meant clean as in material, like no cursing etc. when he opens the bit with cunt.

[@onpsxmember]

Oh hell no, another misunderstanding. I just came back to watch it again. I got a carlin-esc view on clean acts. Don't cut down the vocabulary.

[@Dina_tankar_mina_ord]

Imagine if he ended the punchline with that the driver at the end with the everlasting ding-ding noise probably was the same leafblower guy listening to enya sail o way sail o way sail o way. thank you god night!

[@madMARTYNmarsh1981]

When I was a youngun we had to cross a road to get to our school. Kids were kids, acting like twats, running out in front of moving cars on a daily basis. All that stopped when a kid was run over and died, there is nothing like seeing a friend fly through the air, broken, to make kids respect the fast moving metal blocks that live on roads. I suggest every school selects one child, I would go with the bully, and they are used to demonstrate how deadly cars are when mixed with kids acting like cars aren't deadly. Gather all the students, have the bully run over in front of them. I guarantee they'll all respect the highway code then! Plus we get rid of the bully. Win-Win!

[@DK_Son]

Saw him here at the Enmore in July this year. Legend. Thankfully I'm seeing similar content to the show because I forgot everything he said but I knew it was great. Got to meet him too. Really nice fella. Happy to meet you and have a chat.

[@OhSnapItzEden]

When he talked about the sign that said "end school zone" I thought he would agree and say something like yeah even the signs don't like the school zones we should end them

[@mattf6950]

"A Calvin Klein dreamcatcher!" haha Need more new material.

[@owenfitzgerald3219]

Great Steve is still going. He looks odd with short hair. I got his album Heavy Metal Comedy, fucking brilliant. Genius. Cheers Steve.

[@blooBerry371]

Holy shit I haven’t seen him with short hair…he suits it😂

[@DrumApe]

I'm so glad humour is still here.

[@rrssmooth6643]

Just watched a scupltnation video for ten minutes with no end. That is Ten minutes of my life I will never get back.

[@SC-vb2ui]

Brave with Integrity 🙏🏽💙

[@charlesscarvelli865]

Run for prime minister. You’ll have our votes

[@ketercognitohazard]

I would move to your country and become a citizen just to vote for him. The US is on a bit of a down slide right now anyway. And, I had the pleasure of visiting your beautiful country once a few years back. As an American, I was treated poorly in a few places that I had visited. But, in Australia, I was treated very well. Very nice and friendly people in my experience. Wish my country (and many others) was a bit more like yours.

[@MOOSEDOWNUNDER]

Pure gold and so true.

[@magillanz]

saw Steve in Auckland a couple of months ago he was awesome. Was mostly on offence and being offended. Should do lecture tour of universities with it give the students some real education

[@Payin_Attention]

We need to see Hughes and Jordan Peterson discuss outrage culture.

[@kingda117]

@@Payin_AttentionJordan Peterson? That delusional, pretentious windbag that sells shock at the expense of the marginalised in society. What a hero.

[@kobked-x]

@@kingda117 if you are not joking, then you sir are a cad and a liar!

[@faustusTVR]

He'd be banned from campus, too much wrong-think. Maybe it's a fine line between education and indoctrination.

[@jitblues]

@@kingda117 Ooooh their fee fee's got hurt ...by the truth. So yeah...he's a hero.

[@PatrickMcF]

"I got to split, bye." Man😮 it's been 40 years since I've heard that. " Where is Steve? " " The cat had to split, man!" Fat Freddy and Felix 😂

[@jasonjackson3114]

Leaf Blowers Etiquette 1. Preferably used on weekends before 8am 2. Do not use for less than 30 minutes. 3. Have 3 minute breaks. 4. Only use if there more than 4 leaves. 5. Once you have finished, turn on your car stereo and reward the neighbours with a commercial radio station.

[@sharkdentures3247]

We fixed the problem with the 'ding ding'! LMAO!!!!

[@artofwargh]

In my country you can purchase the clip part (obviously without the belt) and just clip it in there forever and not wear a seatbelt. Personally the seatbelt saved my life so always wear it guys.

[@GrowingDownUnder]

I pissed myself laughing at the start when he was talking about the leaf blower

[@jameshickey1294]

Just found him mate an i Gota say. I'm a carlin Pryor for ever the best but now stevie mate. He's absolutely brilliant. Creative writing an excellent delivery... Lov him. How'd I miss this gie. ✌️💯😭

[@SouthCoast-ke5wh]

Haha flight path Tempe, spot on mate you're a legend

[@UlfMTG]

god the ding ding part killed me. jesus i can't breathe

[@schaffer8891]

1 of top 3 best comedians in the world easy 😂👍✌

[@Valhalla.Studio]

ah mate the jokes about real estate prices hit even harder in 2021, fucking hell. Might not even a get a house with a tap and toilet for 1.2mil here in NZ lol.

[@katgilbert9732]

Who cares about his hair?! This is so funny!!!

[@Living_Connectedness]

This has become soooooo much more relevant now. This audience had no idea what they were in for.

[@shmookins]

Slow start but it picks up. The ding ding part killed me. And I know of an entire country that does not wear seatbelts and they ignore the ding ding....all day long! Some of the 'weaker' ones pay a mechanic to break it.

[@FlyingDropBearAU]

Shadow Heart pay a mechanic to unplug the sensor under the seat? You know you just reach under there and unclip it...right?

[@shmookins]

No, and it never crossed my mind to disable a safety mechanism in a fast moving machines that weighs about a ton and which I sit inside it surrounded by other fast moving one ton machines.

[@kristianburgess9503]

lol

[@Zeriouznez]

"FlyingDropBear" Unplug the wrong one and you might activate your side airbag

[@PepalaPow23]

you can lick a plane in Tempe! hahaha thats funny af

[@DK_Son]

Haha "What the fuck are they doing in our zone"

[@HashiriyaSquadron]

Tough crowd. He's awesome.

[@neasahayes6044]

Ding ding in Ireland also and beep beep beep if you forget to close the door of your fridge. Really does the head in.

[@GonjaKiiing]

Steve is a legend

[@aliceinabsentia]

Love this guy.

[@_kc_was_here]

Everytime I start my blower I hear this in my head

[@bigrathole]

6:50 I helped this hoarder lady once move shit out of her house. Among other things she drove with her seatbelt off with the dinger going constantly. I don't know how she managed it. I guess she was already driven mad long before she got in the car to do it.

[@kailaniandi]

Nimbin town has a dude that sweeps the main streets in the morning. Super peaceful. Not sure if it's still like that.

[@JCResDoc94]

Holy ...there is no noise quite like it. Every day. Across 4 houses and now inner city. Leaf blowers -_-

[@MrRenegadeshinobi]

George Carlin didn't die, he became Australian.

[@souless08]

Steve is funnier than carlin IMO.. Carlin was to whiny and preachy and a bit to self important... Steve is just funny without all the theatracial bullshit

[@LyrelltheDark]

Glad to see he's back!

[@eltonjesus69]

comedy gold

[@marcusp905]

we needed another funny Aussie after Rolf Harris, love this dude!

[@mikespearwood3914]

Rolf Harris was never funny!

[@kel69222]

Loved the seat belt ding ding ding it does my head in my car used to do it until I removed the wires now there no ding ding ding

[@PonchoRamirez1989]

Perhaps just a sub par show by his standards, check out his recent podcast with Tom Rhodes, you'll see he is as on point as ever, he was just playing it 'safe' for this festival IMO.

[@paulcurran4786]

we have been asking for new material for years, cant all be show stoppers.

[@mohamedzaki4701]

Where you been Steve? We missed ya. Great show. Keep it up.

[@hannecatton2179]

Lived , or still lives in Manchester , England.

[@user-wh6sp6st8s]

@@hannecatton2179 trying not to kill himself

[@twocanwonder]

From mortal sin to this.... Fuckin epic. Love it. 🤘🤘

[@logicierge199]

Where's your boy Bali. 😅😂😂👌🏽

[@syrehn69]

Brilliant! 👋👋👋👋👋

[@caputocentral4349]

"That's what ding-ding's for."

[@luna-kr3zc]

i never thought i'd say this this man looks WAY better with long hair

[@keepcalmbuddy1025]

Still in my top 5 all time.

[@redneckcowboy3586]

I'm one of those twisted buggers that can just block out the ding ding...it helps when you blast ATR or motorhead so loud that you can't hear the ding ding though🤘🤘

[@BenjaminPhifer]

Glad to hear he hasn't changed his thought process. Fucking genius.

[@lauraedwards442]

1:10 ...shopping for a Calvin Klein dream catcher...

[@johnnytentoes4485]

newtown is yuppiefied

[@APokeInTheEye]

I FUCKING LOVE YOUR COMEDY! BEEN WATCHING/STALKING YOU FOR 10 YEARS NOW!!!!!!!!😏👍🤗👁️👄👁️

[@jamestastic70]

I use a blower at work and my God when ur not using one and can hear them being used in a garden in town but u can still hear it in the countryside... bloody annoying. But I mostly use a cordless one nowadays 🤗🤗🤗

[@rajkrishan3092]

ah! the ding-ding 😂👌🏻

[@Captain_Bucket]

Absolutely fucking hilarious!

[@williamsburgkavanagh1710]

thats what the dinging is for... priceless.

[@stevolution898]

Aussie at its best.

[@smokeybirdman]

give em ding ding LOOOOL

[@trauma822]

This guy is A BOSS!

[@tomnavara9177]

Was just watching one of your 2012 shows . Defiantly like the old look better 🤘🤘. But still a funny man 👌