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[@greenredblue]

The number of people that approach Trump with tears in their eyes, you gotta wonder if he just smells like onions.

[@anitawebster9450]

Smells like SOMETHING...🤢

[@mj8495]

Onions would be a definite upgrade for the ex-president

[@okkietrooy6841]

🧅🧄💪😪 😆😂

[@killawofe]

You should listen to Noel Casler talk about Trump’s odor

[@chrstnldg6652]

​@@anitawebster9450 😭🥚☢️

[@KealohaHarrison]

It’s been a rough two weeks, we’ve missed you Stephen!

[@TippyHippy]

Sometimes I strangle Mr. Willy and the white stuff comes out

[@pdoylemi]

Don't worry, he'll be gone again soon - for Easter. And then a week or two later for National Butterfly Week, or whatever. He should at least have the decency to do what Carson used to do, and Kimmel still does - get guest hosts when he's going to be gone.

[@southparkfan01]

​@@pdoylemi people would still complain. If you have a problem with how many vacation days he gets, take it up with his agent.

[@kgames1748]

🤣

[@pdoylemi]

@@southparkfan01 I do have a problem with it. Not a huge one, you negotiate what you can in your contract - he also makes a ton more money than I ever will. But, I think there is a little noblese oblige here. He is where he is because of his fans, and maybe leaving them in the lurch so often isn't such a good thing to do. Colbert is only part of the product - The Late Show is the product, and the team can still put together a good show with a good guest - look at the Daily Show right now. Some fans are even suggesting that they no bother to get a permanent host because they are loving the weekly guests so much.

[@stillhere1425]

I have SO missed the “sir” stories…tears in my eyes…

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

David Pakman does those stories, on KZbin!

[@errgag3580]

I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT INVESTIGATIONS AND ISSUING SUBPOENAS. I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ISSUING ARREST WARRANTS.

[@gregbors8364]

You’d better stay away from watching late night talk shows, “MSM” news, and any political KZbin channels then.

[@jeremycurtis2334]

Me too. And what Greg Bors, listen to the true msm, those with the most viewed shows, that it’s all BS? If you’re not a bot, why are you on here? I’m not on your KZbin channels. One of us is dumb AF and it’s not me. Cheers boss.

[@differentboy9697]

@@gregbors8364 Oh yeah we should follow patriot news where the messiah is the poor victim of a witch hunt right? Oh were you in January 6th sighseeing tour? Tucker loved that so much

[@stevelibby6852]

Lower your expectations. Seriously. I'm all for it, don't get me wrong--but if something was going to happen, it would have by now.

[@artfuldodger7838]

Preach it! I don't want to see him until he's wearing those 'fashionable' bracelets, and an orange jumpsuit. I don't want to hear about it until he's been found guilty, shackled, taken to prison, and PUT IN THE PRISON GENERAL POPULATION.

[@thomasbecker9676]

Imagine raising a child in Florida, and nudity in art is the chief concern you have.

[@Opus313]

🎶 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day for indictments. Would you arraign? Could you detain? Won't you jail the Donald?!

[@tarahill2193]

Funny as hell!!!!😂😂?he'll!!!!. Thank-you I needed that 😊

[@NOPE-55515]

Magnum Opus 😅

[@paulsterling2610]

Everyone ther is a new block party called "Arrest Trump Tuesdays!". Admission bring your girl and buy out the bar.

[@jeanneratterman]

👏😆👏👍👍

[@Sandi-ke9mi]

I’m singing this. Nicely done❣️🥰🙌🏻

[@rgwak]

“A strong man came up to me, tough kind of a guy, and said: ‘I want to thank you, Mr. President, for saving our country. And he had tears coming down his eyes. Big guy. Strong guy. My cellmate, I call him" 🤣

[@jabehauber]

Holy crap, I thought it was a Seth Myers schtick at first.

[@PaulA-pg7jm]

Good one.

[@kendallpeters6451]

That’s great. And it certainly fits. 👍😂😂😂🇺🇸

[@paddyholly2184]

As Silicone Kim shreaks: The Best is Yet to Come! 😅

[@rw31415]

Here's hoping.

[@jonathanmcknight2453]

R.I.P TO THE KIDS AND ADULTS WHO LOST THEIR LIVES TODAY IN NASHVILLE

[@cbjones2212]

It breaks my heart that this keeps happening. But rest assured the far right will run with the fact that the shooter identified as transgender. That will be their excuse - this time.

[@RedDragonM1]

I know, I heard. horrible. When is something going to be done about this?

[@linshanhsiang]

​@@RedDragonM1 Maybe we need protests. Big ones.

[@Aaackermann]

@@RedDragonM1 When america celebrates its 2,000th birthday. But unlikely.

[@Tony-723]

@@linshanhsiang sounds like the left is inciting violence.

[@PitFriend1]

Parents in Florida freaking out about a famous statue being naked while their state looks the way it does for everyone to see.

[@jessicageorge9136]

You bring so much joy to my day, Stephen! You have been missed, but I hope you had a wonderful vacation!

[@MarcKloos]

It's almost like hearing Seth Meyers: "a man with tears in his eyes, he said 'Sir'..."

[@awaredeshmukh3202]

It's been so long since I saw the source material! Totally forgot it was actually about DeSantis

[@morebirdsandroses]

It sounds like Oliver Twist!😂🥣

[@nelson-haha89]

Big man, strong man, tears in his eyes. It was literally Trump doing Seth's impression of Trump.

[@chonqmonk]

@@awaredeshmukh3202 You could not have forgotten that DeSantis was the original source; this DeSantis story is a new use of "...tears in his eyes...". Trump uses that trope regularly, which is the basis of the running joke.

[@IgnacioFlores.]

#DefundNRA

[@s0sDarkAngels0s]

NRA don't need fund....they give a lot of money to the Republicans so that they help them sell more guns and that's how they make money. USA is the only country when there is a mass shooting and the "lawmakers" come out and say we need more guns or even we need teachers to carry guns to school.

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

Ukraine's busy doing that (Most of the NRA's funding came from Russians).

[@okkietrooy6841]

How is the bancrupty of the NRA going? And the suits (convictions?) for financial misconduct like money laundering, using donor money for personak enrichment etc.

[@l.medina6251]

Then you have to defund the GOPQ who pander (for political donations) to special interests!!

[@CloudsGirl7]

YES. 👏

[@billythekidder7182]

Goopsy-Daisy: A Ski Accident of the Heart is just pure brilliance! Well done writers!!

[@JoeNoshow27]

Each iteration of Trump's famous "big man, strong man, tears pouring down his face" story just gets funnier than the last.

[@rumpvirus7393]

There was a few people in the park with tears streaming down their face after he tear gassed everybody ? Hey!!! asshole,,, I really love what you've done to the country. See... when you put it in context there is suddenly a possibility something like that happened.

[@nik-ev3eh]

I'd vote for 'molly' Cyrus before I voted for Donald.

[@elydiaalvarez4796]

😂😂😂

[@medusagorgo5146]

I have seen the statue of David in Florence, it’s gorgeous. The Uffzi gallery is filled with priceless paintings and statues. I didn’t even go there to see David, my goal was to see the Botticelli paintings (which were magnificent). How anyone could say that David is pornographic just shows how repressed Americans are. When violence is more acceptable to people than the human body, that is what is disgusting. The fact that they can’t see art as a way to enrich people’s lives makes me sad for their children. They need to be shamed in the public square.

[@Slo-ryde]

And the repression makes itself manifest in other ways: such as violence; addiction; depression.

[@freedomofreligion3248]

'Standing Flaccid' should be a new performing group.

[@PC-kd7dj]

Of course, it would be banned in Florida….

[@chrissiek8706]

​@@PC-kd7djunless you spell it Standing FLAccid 😏

[@teknoaija1762]

Now there is a contradiction of terms if there ever was one,hehe!

[@tompatchak8706]

That’s a great punk band name!!

[@teknoaija1762]

@@tompatchak8706 Spot on!

[@anilachar323]

5:25 When T45 brings out the "He came to me, tears in his eyes and begged me -Sir!", it's hands down one of the 5, in his top lies that he sprays out...

[@TooSlowTube]

Interviewer: "Of all the lies you've told, which one is your favorite?" The Donald: "I never lie." Interviewer: "Yes, that's my favorite too!"

[@chrissiek8706]

It's always big men who cries in his presence. One would wonder why

[@ryonthomas7567]

Been missing this show like crazy.

[@richardmadrid866]

Stephen is always on vacation

[@teresaclark5465]

So good to hear from you, life is laughless without you, Seth, and Oliver.

[@scottrowe533]

"Those have got to be the two biggest lies he's ever told: (1) He's the most innocent man in history, and (2) He has friends." 💥😂👏

[@evahorgan4638]

Very funny monologue….. especially about Gwyneth Paltrow and the skier😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@janetstonerook4552]

I don't think I could survive all this craziness without Steven and Jimmy Kimble! It's late at night and I'm laughing so hard I woke the entire household!

[@Sarahthompson2237]

Agreed! Jimmy Kim had been really good lately

[@JohnPenn77]

There is a realtime video out there that shows a donkey leading 200+ sheep down a road. That's all there is you need to define TDS infected lefties

[@cryptnick_]

Kimble! I see what you did there. 😉😅

[@arjaitheoriginal]

Stop being so Woke!

[@danielgehring7437]

Why is it every time Trump tells a story about someone meeting him, they're always crying? ...oh, right, because they're meeting Trump.

[@CloudsGirl7]

I would've argued its because they're crazy. It's the same shit you see in cults.

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

They're holding in the vomit, so they involuntarily weep.

[@mason96575]

Lol that was pretty good

[@andychristensen2947]

The stench of corruption can sometimes cause weeping?

[@cindyhidalgo4977]

We Need To Protest Against Him !! NOW ! what about Waco crowd !

[@stephaniec9539]

Morning coffee and Stephens monolugue.. great way to start the day

[@verseau8360]

That last bit with voiceover of A Few Good Men was probably the funniest thing I’ve seen in two years! Thanks for the breath-stopping laugh!

[@nunnayrbznez7745]

When you take a well deserved break, I feel like I have a thousand miles to go with the One Ring around my neck and no Sam. But you come back on fire ! Thanks for the Sat. reminder and suggestions. It was a nice gift to celebrate the anniversary of the destruction of the One Ring in Mt. Doom. We needed that!

[@couragekarnga8735]

Aww! The LOTR reference made me tear up a little! It was adorable! Have a blessed and splendid week!

[@gamerman782]

i knew he wouldn't be arrested last Tuesday when he said he would. Since when has he ever told the truth?

[@TooSlowTube]

He picked Tuesday for his lie because it had just the right amount of urgency to grift a few more millions from his supporters in the form of donations to his wallet.

[@bettyveronica9880]

I want to see Trump with tears in his eyes, as he cries to Jack Smith, “Sir, no one has committed so many crimes as I have…the likes of which nobody’s ever seen before!”

[@stealthattack2209]

Hahahaha

[@clownworld6926]

🐑

[@techguy9023]

@@clownworld6926 Baa! Baa! Gop baa!

[@louannwaters6691]

😂😂😂

[@DrSwyts]

I clicked on this video so fast, you would think I was racing to win a million dollars 😂. Mr. Colbert, you and your brilliant team are a part of my morning routine. When you go on break, I'm so lost 😅. Glad to have you back

[@ecamp6360]

"I am an art lover." You are a man of taste and culture.

[@couragekarnga8735]

You call it spring break, Stephen. We call it a state of despair where we alternate between weeping and laughing like madmen in a horror movie! So help me, never leave us like that again! Nice to see you back, my man!

[@stephaniecornwell8766]

Soooo….Florida. Just sums so much up!

[@peacelove2.0.69]

Honestly it's not handcuffs that is needed for Trump, it's a straitjacket 😡

[@queenrosered]

Just as well. They don't make cuffs that tiny anyway.. 🤔

[@linda1lee2]

And gag!

[@peacelove2.0.69]

@@linda1lee2 why not haha after listening to 45 in "Oval Office" for 4 long years and 2 more years after, I can't wait to see his "Oral Orifice" going completely quiet

[@kateuhler7803]

Both, right? (Hey!😊)

[@rob924egan2]

Is that gallows still available?

[@zeroreyortsed3624]

He probably found Molly Cyrus in his brain... Right next to Abbey Normal. 😂

[@monaestrada6256]

😂😂😂🤤🤤🤤

[@chenzen1578]

Or Cathy Perky

[@chrissiek8706]

Tim Apple!

[@moniqueengleman873]

Lol good one

[@techfoolcasey4348]

Ah, the classics...

[@0HARE]

Thanks, Stephen! You’re always the best thing on late at night. Rock On!

[@Evehawk87]

Guliani doesn’t need a rat suit. Rat is his default avatar.

[@dancepiglover]

That’s not fair to rats.

[@PaulA-pg7jm]

I protest in the name of rats, mice and other vermin. They are not as bad as Guliani.

[@HowToChangeName]

That explains his weird teeth whenevwr he screams

[@teknoaija1762]

@@HowToChangeName I need a dentist s appointment badly but I thank God every morning for not making me look like Rudy G!

[@atiredfloridian777]

It's been a rough two weeks Stephen, we've missed your snark! You make the insanity of modern idiocracy American life actually digestable.

[@stan4now]

MAGA nuts are known to cause indigestion.

[@Jadeskorpion]

Someone needs to clone this man so we don't have to miss monologues anymore.

[@kateuhler7803]

Yes please

[@virginiaf.5764]

I'd settle for reruns even.

[@Riclmnopp]

It’s the same monologue every day. Trump bad, rinse and repeat.

[@duchessofst.andrew7210]

AMEN !!! !!!

[@marshamariner7897]

@@virginiaf.5764 on utube they do hv old shows....to help w withdrawal 🖖✌️😵‍💫🤯😺

[@mariacatherine229]

This is one the funniest things I've ever seen. I laughed so hard I cried for a long time.

[@MerrrryBeth]

Stephen! Yay you’re back🎉🎉🎉🎉 I’ve missed you! 😂😂😂😘❤️

[@breal7277]

Glad TLS is back! And, this writing team deserves an award!

[@alienonion4636]

Parents are worried about the kids viewing great art because the subject is clothesless when it's no problem for them viewing senseless violence on TV, the net, movies, etc. It's become an embarrassment to say I live on earth.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

And no one remembers that episode of The Simpsons "Marge v Itchy And Scratchy"?

[@frytheguy8078]

This is actually a gross misconstruing of the situation in Florida. A lot of parents are getting really pedantic and reporting pornography in egregious situations to try to demonstrate how absurd some of the policies Meatball Ron have enacted are, by removing anything he and other right wingers don't like under the guise of pornography.

[@WarriorPaxo]

maybe not so much that but the gun violence they face in reality just going to school. not sure if you are aware but the rest of the world can see the "violence on tv, net, movies, etc".

[@billybeads3328]

And yet the Republican are more than happy to do NOTHING about school shootings and gun control,but a famous statue upsets a mere few of them

[@chrisbutler1668]

​@@lenawagenfuehr53 "Won't somebody please think of the children!"

[@elibear8530]

he makes the news more palatable i miss colbert when he takes time off reality is brighter and better when he is around thank you

[@LegacyOfKane]

In Little Don's world no man has ever approached him without crying lol

[@SN-sz7kw]

“My friends say that.” “Number 1 song on iTunes” “Tears in his eyes”…my god. It never ends. If we survive this - the next generation is going to look back and, hell, I don’t know…

[@Nevertoleave]

I’m going to be honest. That Mona Lisa joke is extra funny to me because a long standing comic, Luann just ran last week a short story line of an artist redrawing the Mona Lisa and David as David being what Mona Lisa is smiling about. I’m not sure the writer ment for last week’s storyline to be featuring David, as a lot of comic artists like to draw ahead. But it’s a funny coincidence if not

[@ShovelChef]

I can't unsee that now. In my head, Mona is getting progressively worse-- sweating, lip biting-- and I can't stop laughing.

[@lw3269]

I'm convinced that Stephen and Seth collaborate to take time off at the same time, just to give us anxiety.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Haha wouldn't put it past them.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Seth can stay away as long as he likes... won't.miss him

[@760mom]

Omg, you too? It was a rough 2weeks😂

[@cookie-dough-fox69]

​@@lenawagenfuehr53 are you serious? Have you not heard Seth's Tucker Carlson?!!

[@goodtroublemaker143]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 Seth is hilarious. You must be thinking of someone else. 😂

[@moirawright327]

This was a great take, didn't stop laughing from start to finish In fact had to increase the inhalors to get my breath back😂😅🤣

[@janebabu]

Welcome back sir! good to see you !

[@iMakePlaylists365]

In-your-face lies. How amazing.

[@shermanculbertson6244]

One week felt like one month without Stephen. It’s always so tough when he goes on break. Thanks Stephen for keeping me sane in this totally insane world.

[@kristinLB]

Great monologue!

[@NewMessage]

Aw.. Looks like Jan couldn't even manage the whole 6 friends.

[@augustneverends]

Florida parents are offended by David? Have any of them been on the internet? Their kids have smart phones right? SMH

[@jp7585]

A big tough looking iron worker from Poughkeepsie came up to me, crying like a 7 year old girl. He said 'Thank you for making things great again!' He was of course referring to the new paint in cell block D.

[@NewMessage]

Donnie sure puts a 'K' in Waco. Three, even.

[@Terra_Lopez]

Ooh, smart! 🥰

[@KNR90]

​@@Terra_Lopez no it isn't

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

@@KNR90 it is apt though.

[@rageinme-music4971]

I see what you did there

[@kasnitch]

Add an 'H' in there and you have the Confather's middle name .

[@markschumacher7408]

You can always tell when Trump is lying. His lips are moving!

[@seffishestopal5950]

In this case, his asshole.

[@justin9202]

Amen

[@peterspeters6114]

😂😂he said , 'am the most loyal person' this guy cheated on all three wife.

[@williambrandondavis6897]

Except that’s a 100+ year old joke about politicians. It’s funny because it’s true.

[@KaiserBlade]

Oh my God Mark that's so pithy and original. Brilliant, simply brilliant. What a great comment .

[@clayman1980]

I think Mona Lisa got her smile after seeing David... or maybe hearing about Florida?

[@jaknkee]

🤔 Or maybe hearing about “the most innocent man in America”…?

[@chrissiek8706]

​@@jaknkeenah, she'd LOL at that 😂

[@bmiller949]

The attorney going "fan girl" is so totally honest. 😊

[@teresashortnacy9472]

I am so glad this man is back. I really miss this monologues.😅😅😅

[@jeromesullivan4015]

I’m just waiting for the Perp Waddle…

[@jimcarlson6157]

your choice of duck walk imagery made me chuckle

[@SeansModelBuilds2017]

As long as there are no ramps involved, or the Perp Shuffle would take hours.

[@jeromesullivan4015]

@@SeansModelBuilds2017 identifying the brand of TP could take months…sigh

[@arvothomson9339]

Jerome, this made me laugh so hard. visualizing it. thanks

[@laalaa99stl]

They better not have any maps of Florida "hangin" from their classrooms. 😁

[@Terra_Lopez]

I know, right? Put away that disgusting image of a bumpy hanging thing.

[@coleengoodell7523]

🤣

[@okkietrooy6841]

I would not be surprised if some parent would complain about it.

[@glenncordova4027]

Floridav= America's wiener

[@WindsorMason]

​@@okkietrooy6841 if another commenter is correct in saying that parents, who are against DeSantis's attack on education, are protesting by flooding the system with pedantic reports about anything the law might apply to... I hope that they do report this clearly pornographic portrayal of the country's appendage! :D

[@Finnec123]

Wonder when reporters and hosts will get it right. #45's alleged crime IS NOT that he payed hush money to SD. Instead it's the way that money was recorded on the books in accounting (as legal fees). Get it right, please. How hard can it be? 🙄

[@Aaackermann]

Thank you!!

[@Tony-723]

So wouldn’t what the news be spreading misinformation or is it only when the right does it? 🤔

[@jackharrison7613]

i heard it was also from his campaign funds.

[@Handlethis342]

Dummy, the specific crimes have not been announced so you also don’t know what you’re talking about.

[@alleya489]

​@@Aaackermann to

[@alatorra1234]

Missed you, Stephen. Glad you're back from break. Hope it was a good one for you and yours.

[@CoachAshley1983]

The Orange Menace lies as freely as the rest of us breathe! It's absolutely insane, but the fact that people believe him is mind-boggling! 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@duchessofst.andrew7210]

WELCOME BACK 🥳🥳 Two weeks without you, felt like yeeeears.

[@Facetiously.Esoteric]

Man they need to have that lady laughing in the audience every night. Her laugh was contagious.

[@garfieldv2]

You just know when he uses the phrase “...with tears in his eyes,” and “sir” that it’s just not true.

[@soulflower8687]

Thank god Colbert's back. Those were a few hard days there, without my Colbert fix.

[@Dermatillomaniac]

"Hernnah Menternna" had me choking on my coffee 😝

[@susanmorgan4003]

Glad to see you. I really needed a laugh!

[@contradicsean]

Funny that there are more ppl cheering for his arrest than those that showed up to protest his arrest loll

[@outlawbillionairez9780]

Ghost of David Koresh, Waco Texas.... "Wow! That's a big cult!"

[@EkTor369]

Another great funny monologue 🤣

[@debraedmunds3649]

I think that was one of the funnest 😂 monologues ever! Made my day!

[@nicholasstocker8864]

Trump for prisoner 2024!!!

[@andrewalderman9489]

20 years for tax fraud / 24 years for treason .... Trump 20/24

[@tamieckert4548]

23”

[@jeangriffith8017]

This show is like oxygen. I need it to survive.

[@sks1258]

All I want to hear is the jail cell door clinking shut on Trump. That will be music to my soul.

[@annmariecassani8388]

Stephen, I love you! I could just hug you after I hear each of your monologues..... Especially the ones where you use Nancy Pelosi's clip about the "poo poo." Absolutely priceless. 😅

[@smol_hamster_]

I love that one person in the audience who laughs so hard they scream 😂

[@aaronRemade]

Yeah that gets me every time

[@mortarpestle6225]

I was like this person is BRAYING

[@mariespi96]

There’s one man and one woman laughing so hard. It cracked me up! 😂

[@ShannonJacobs0]

Watch the google censor this comment triggered by the more intrusive ads! GIGO KZbin has become the primary vector of destroying civilization. Congrats to the advertisers!

[@nannyturtle7342]

A local business put up a concrete statue of the Venus de Milo. Local nit wits were having fits about it. One of my friends told me she thought it was absolutely shameful. All I could think was THEN DON'T LOOK AT IT.

[@gingerpowera1a]

Why do they have say “porn star”- stormy daniels… Why not just stormy daniels…🤷🏻‍♀️

[@badgerbabs]

America needs context

[@linshanhsiang]

Why do they say "star"? Surely she's just a porn ACTRESS.

[@jennanail]

Lawrence O’Donnell just says actress. Which is accurate and respectful.

[@jnewcomb]

Cause that's her porn name and the only name Trump and Cohen knew (which I believe is also the name in the NDA which started this). Her real name is Stephanie Clifford, I think. It, sadly, is relevant to the lawsuit.

[@jimcarlson6157]

just say member of the Actor's Guild

[@LuCKyDuCKy881]

Guess who’s back..Back again… We missed you Stephen!!! 💜💜💜

[@oscopin74]

I'm so glad he's back after being off last week. Always starts my days with a laugh. 😅👏

[@autumnstarrs]

Whew! Stephen is back! I feel normal again. 🎉😊

[@mgd6087]

We needed you today. Glad you're back, Stephen,

[@emitheegemini]

Yay! Stephen is back! I've missed his input on all this nonsense.

[@Zeangrydrunk]

It's poetic orange mussolini rally is held on Waco

[@seffishestopal5950]

The name was on the nose

[@katbh]

I think my favorite moment was, "I'm not sure about that joke." 😂

[@Miamcoline]

Lol that museum response and lol that entitlement in the ski accident! 😆😆😆

[@The_Real_Mier]

It must be horribly traumatic to find out that your parents call classical art ‘pornography’…..

[@KittySnicker]

The tongue liquor store joke 😂

[@Studeb]

A lot of men approach Trump with tears in their eyes I've noticed.

[@outliarpunx8568]

todays laughs kept rolling... top notch stephen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jimzamerski]

“Previously, on the late show” 😆 👏 👏 👏

[@erikavaleries]

The optometrist's lawyer is such a Gwyneth stan 😂😅😅😂

[@smithyq6335]

Someone in the audience is having a hell of a time. That unique laugh made the content all the funnier!

[@matthewklahn3204]

How?

[@tammywilks8782]

Stephen's back baby!!!

[@lynnerholmes]

THANK YOU for providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!

[@firebird189]

I cannot listen to this while drinking my morning coffee. Almost spit all over my laptop!