*NEW CODEX* Chaos Space Marines vs Astra Militarum | Warhammer 40k Battle Report

[@philtomkinson7956]

Beard the last time Chaos Space Marines had a new codex you wore a suit. I think your standards are slipping 😅👍

[@lewisnash2155]

That daemon prince paint job is siiiick!

[@neshirst-ashuach1881]

1:05:00 And this, ladies and beards, is why we bring a regimental enginseer! For a mere 45points extra you would have had a 4++, and on average have survived for another turn. And thats totally ignoring the D3 healing you get each turn! On average you wouldnt even be bracketed! If you're bringing a 480points tank, the 45point enginseer is a must-have. Great batrep, and really fun to watch :)

[@fwwilliamson]

This is a fluffy list, wouldnt even bring the 480 pt tank in the first place.

[@SherlockHulmesDM]

What has poor Bard done to deserve this curse of dice luck? How can one man be SO unlucky?! 😂 My heart aches for this poor man.

[@tabletoptactics]

His curse is apparently real!

[@dmeep]

@@tabletoptactics dont let him touch your dice just in case

[@StreamAway]

Beard moved all of his bad luck over to Bard. We can only have one unlucky and lucky person on the team.

[@DeanHoughton-g9v]

You should see my rolling on my last few games.

[@SimonClark]

I wonder if we share a common ancestor lol

[@knoxminis1211]

Fletcher did a heck of a paint job on that Daemon Prince. Great armies and table as always.

[@Cursedsama]

I LOVE that you referenced Cyphers famous quote; "C ya later suckers"

[@lordcastellan4735]

Just so you know, the leman russ gets rerolls with all weapons. It doesn't specify that it only applies to the turret

[@Kid_illithid]

You guys are hilarious. The image of the rough rider realizing his job is to slow down Abaddon is too funny. It should be a meme

[@anophelesnow3957]

Yikes, Beard. Did you bring enough toys? That's some zany list. I approve.

[@luckless6381]

Beard vs bard is top level TT content. Hilarious throughout. The Cypher catchphrases had me crying

[@Cadian575]

Hell yea. Feels like it has been a hot minute since I've seen the Albion Raptors. They might well be my favorite army among the multitudes of Batrep channels on KZbin.

[@azulaahriman]

GLORY TO THE EIGHTFOLD PATH!

[@Asuryan91]

Havocs have stabilisation talons so they ignore all modifers no ?

[@happydude4472]

Yup, but we can all make mistake. But yes they do:)

[@Warbringer95]

"I guess your horse...clopped...away" I'm in tears

[@plasia]

17:25 Might be wrong but pretty sure Baneblade has 4x Lascannons, free wargear. (maybe it's because you have the old style with only 2?)

[@Carding777]

Also forgot the co-axial autocannon

[@sirscallywagmcmuffin5394]

Boom! Been looking forward to this. Keep up the excellent work team. 👍👍👍

[@patray860]

I love the energy you two have! Bringing fun back to the hobby at an Epic level. I can’t wait to see the other legions featured. Great job

[@james25823]

i love the story telling you guys tell while you play. makes it very fun to watch.

[@MJHKing1]

Always appreciate the face-changing Metal soundtrack to the intros 🤘

[@repentia1]

highlight of this game was watching a scout sentinel drop kick a hellbrute xD

[@sweracoon7931]

I'm only five minutes into the video, but I know it's gonna be a hilarious video when it's Beard vs Bard. I love all the crew, but these two just play off each other in a way that's hard to beat for sheer entertainment value.

[@TheRealElThang]

Two of the most British men on KZbin trying to do an American Clint Eastwood impression for cypher is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Great fun and great game lads

[@forgedwarrior20]

At 23:09, shouldn't the manticore have wounded the havocs twice? The 2 and the 3 would both wound with S10 wounding T5, unless I'm missing something.

[@МакспростоМакс-и9в]

Chaos bois arise! Even vashtorr got cool rules this time!)

[@chronovac]

RIP Exalted Champion, thank you for taking the bullet for Huron. Speaking of which, can't wait to see the Renegades and Reavers detachment in action. Huron and his boys looking pretty spicy this edition.

[@LordoftheSith]

Awesome battle report. Also love the Frankie Howard style hoots from the players 😁

[@arianash7763]

quality battle! the new codex looks so fun, can't wait to try it out

[@MrSkippy3456]

Love watching you guys play Games you all have so much fun.

[@delryn256]

What an ending, getting lasgunned to death 😆 Go Guard!

[@Jan_Iedema]

23:48 wow those dice have been brutal so far damn

[@rowanirish]

Just look at that Daemon Prince. LOOK AT IT!!! Marvel in the aura of that celestial glow upon his head. An Ethereal Glow dare I say. What a vivid blue. Hats off to Fletcher yet again.

[@connorleaf1561]

Is there any chance you guys would make a painting guide for that chaos lord. The skin recipe is incredible and I love the wartorn black armor.

[@adamduncton6054]

Don’t you have to roll to see if anyone dies from dark pact before you make the attack and apply the sustained/lesthal now?

[@chaoslordbeard]

Yes it’s before but I was doing those rolls off camera as it’s long winded over the course of 5 battle rounds.

[@adamduncton6054]

@@chaoslordbeard yeah I thought that was the case but wasn’t if that was how the new rule worked! Awesome stuff as usual and can someone please get bard new dice!!!? 😂

[@dmeep]

the Chaos space marine are surprisingly well organized

[@mossykid]

a full rack of flamers is a real forgiving list matchup, even before these shooting phases. cypher as john wick is a fun time.

[@nc7596a]

I humbly, but STRONGLY request a mastercut of all of Beard's Cypher Eastwood lines.

[@nc7596a]

nay, *demand*

[@karolusthefirst4193]

That guten morgen from beard was onpoint! Greetings from Germany

[@Krubarax]

Oh noo! You know You'rein deep poo, when " A-Bad.'Un" the Despoiler is coming after you! :D

[@aaronbrown-kert1155]

@tabletoptactics random question but what’s your paint scheme for the CSM trim??

[@SOIStudios]

Don't havocs ignore modifiers? 59:50

[@Warbringer95]

Havocs don't get affected by smoke (I'm sure their ability hasn't changed where you ignore modifiers). Anyway, amazingly fun game to watch. Had a blast as always!

[@EdSpraggs-ik4eu]

Does anyone know which brand of heads the guardsmen have? They look great in the berets

[@Crunch2327]

Thats a Naval salute, when playing Army. As an ex-Sapper...we need words behind the drill shed. 😂

[@MagicAlfi]

this kind of narrative really needs a 5-10k battle maybe with 4 to 6 players ^^ get it up as a freeview event ^^

[@christophermarshall9079]

I've never understood in 10th, when you charge you get given fights first, so when the other person also gets it, how would they go before chargers

[@esquire7603]

if both units have fight first, the defender goes first

[@christophermarshall9079]

​@@esquire7603 am I blind, what page od the rulebook is that

[@InternetEthn]

@@christophermarshall9079 core rules, pg 32, first paragraph in the fight phase section

[@esquire7603]

@@christophermarshall9079 the active player decides the order of activation, so if both units have fights first, the active player will just have his unit activate first

[@christophermarshall9079]

@esquire7603 ah we read active player as the person whose turn it is, so then even if you had fights first as they charged you, it's their turn and they can just choose their unit to go first

[@Glocktopus63]

What model is the chaos lord with jump pack built off?

[@Flamejay39]

Don't havocs remove all modifiers so smoke wouldn't do anything to them?

[@FabledAllele]

The red beret army is a personal favorite army of mine.

[@calebolds9609]

Hey whats that track towards the beginning of the video. It sounds super fun

[@ijskender]

I see Beard and Bard play, I click.

[@azraellive3595]

Question, how many points each were the armys?

[@kimsebimse6603]

are there not strategies etc that enables autoexplosion on vehicles or ??

[@burr028]

Where are lists posted?

[@DaSkwire]

If you have 10 or so marines spare, a squad of Legion of the Damned would look... Epic 😎

[@StephenBarnes]

Y'all were extra hilarious today gents.

[@keldagar]

Havocs have a +3 armor save, should have taken 2 wounds from the heavy flamer.

[@rorymaher6062]

And another 2 from the artillery

[@JasperXoR]

That chaos sorcerer makes mine look like CARP the fish!

[@bunionsandcabbage6764]

That blue daemon prince is ❤‍🔥❤‍🔥❤‍🔥

[@Psykroids]

Was Mr. Beard playing against Mr. Chin? Are these guys twins?! I can't tell anymore!

[@brothersgrimdark]

Thing you're doing dark pact wrong. They have nurfed it a tad. You now roll the Ld test before you shoot. So if one dies you can't shoot with him

[@DanthebobGaming]

Gotta say im really digging the bigger point codex showcase games! Edit: Gotta ask why you guys don't use the full guns of the Baneblade? The second set of sponsors are free to take now but you never seem to use them

[@DanthebobGaming]

@@richardseaton6390 They do come in the new boxset. That's the point of them being in by default now. It's the old set that only came with 2 (I should know, I have 4 of the damn kits 😂)

[@tabletoptactics]

Nothing to do with GW whatsoever, we just tend to forget! We do plenty of proxying if something isn’t specifically modelled. To be clear, we have no partnership with GW that informs us what to use. We use what we want, always have :)

[@tabletoptactics]

Our Baneblade is the old kit most certainly. It’s one of the first ones.

[@DanthebobGaming]

@@tabletoptactics Absolutely understand why they aren't modelled with (2 of mine aren't) but don't give up the extra sponsons shooting plz 😂

[@asherrayawa5096]

Abaddon can lead chosen now??

[@StreamAway]

The last time Cadians went up against Abbadon, they, in fact, did not stand.

[@wayoflifefitness5622]

Is legionnaires still 2 heavy melle weapons per 5 in the new codex?

[@reillyclements1673]

Not per 5, just 2 in general

[@karenziron9577]

i would like to know where to buy such defensive dice, my lord hit 5 & 6's

[@jasonrider6421]

Paint is amazing here

[@tyhar7493]

Ever since I one punched my friends Baneblade with Gman he never takes it without a Regimental Enginseer to give it the 4++. Might of been wise here too.

[@RTRStreams]

How are you using pistols in the fight phase?

[@garethdavies2093]

(New) Cypher specifically has his pistols listed in his melee profile.

[@toferkrz946]

CHAOS SPACE MARINES LET'S GO BAYBEE

[@badgersauce]

Those poor guardsmen, can't imagine they'll have a good time in this batrep

[@BloodBuffalo]

Thank you for the correct pronouncing of abaddon on the second attempt. The name is from Hebrew mythologies originally long before 40k. Drives me nuts when English pronounce it wrong.

[@The_Blackshield]

Hold the line! Here comes the naughty boys! And they're playing 40k. :P

[@jackjames2872]

Love how you two bounce off of each other with your bad rolls lol

[@randomacademypilot]

Thank you.

[@repentia1]

managed to get all my orders in happy days

[@MarkAndTerra]

Pedro Pascal is playing Cypher in the movie, apparently.

[@runeh3022]

IT's NOT weird that Abaddon does not have the god specific keywords. He is very much NOT Horus that succumbed to the lure of the chaos gods and became their pawn. :-)

[@Aselore]

It is wierd as he is favored by all 4 gods in the lore

[@TemplarBard]

LET THE GALAXY BURN! Themselves on their own plasma.

[@maximem.ste-marie3578]

man, those paintjobs though...

[@talscorner3696]

Fix bayonets, lads!

[@damienthecadian8164]

By lasgun and bayonet! For Cadia!

[@michaeltei4173]

Where is Death Guard?

[@dennismaddox3869]

Hoping for the Iron Warriors detachment Beard. Not that wanna be Space Marine detachment Oath if Moment looking nonsense.

[@davidmurray4957]

the mighty unstoppable BeyBlade...

[@juanestebangonzaleznaranjo8217]

I beg your pardon but Cypher can't increase the cost of the Smokescreen stratagem as it is not a battle tactic strat. I am afraid that is mentioned in the rules commentary.

[@Crack_the_Skye]

What if Vashtorr is daemon prince Kelbor-Hal

[@martynsharp5936]

Baneblade cannon only 3 damage feels wrong.

[@LordoftheSith]

Not finished watching this but throw the warpspawn back into the outer darkness lads!!!

[@eternal6930]

Bard and D6 damage, name a more iconic duo...

[@tabletoptactics]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TowellytheGreat]

I wish I could adequately explain how frustrating it is as a guard player watching bard play them. He's not exactly a creed tactical genius and the man should never take up gambling because he'd lose his life savings and everyone else at the casino's while he was at it

[@endurojareth5779]

Calm down

[@nathanmeulensteen339]

The intro music goes unnecessarily hard lol I don't headbop to intro music normally

[@seanreusing4409]

CADIA STANDS!

[@matthewwarren3370]

22 minutes in and there has been so many mistakes! I’m still watching because I love you guys and it’s comedy gold, but I wish you’d slow down a smidge to make sure you hit, wound and save correctly, it’s all over the shop

[@xekon14]

IT IS THE BAAAAANEBLAAAAADEEEE

[@fwwilliamson]

How can we test a new codex on a meh list....bring rough riders and a blade. good to go

[@hammer1349]

I do appreciate the fun going on but the order of units being fired really hurts. Though I do feel the pain of not being able to hit the broadside of barn door.

[@KristopherGrey-t1c]

With the New release of Chaos Space Marine Data Codex's are we going see Death Guard Traitor brother's join in with their dark comrades in other battle report's 👍 & have added Human Zombies to my poxswalkers + have included Havoc Space Marines to my Death Guard as heavy support + have added a Death Guard Chaplain to my wiffy army as alone operative as a New Villain that's allowed by G.W 4k in last year W.D magazine to stink gross army & lastly keep up the fantastic good work 👍 . Chao kris 🐌

[@ChernobylKid]

im depressed lonely broke and slightly suicidal but this keeps me happy rn thank you guys for doin a great job

[@HilmarG93]

Dob John! L&C

[@gel8079]

jajajjjajajaja very fun report guys :D