Why I’m Leaving New York City!

[@Corrozid]

“The pizza has cheese?” Seconds later: “Where’s the cheese?”

[@zuri_hikaru733]

Pov:nickocadoavacdo be like

[@user-zennlovesyouu]

@Manusia Biasa Where's *YOURS* ?

[@bread_2013]

She is strange

[@artdinas8783]

@@bread_2013 she is 9

[@NotABanterclub]

@@artdinas8783 its a joke

[@Idk-zd4we]

JUSTICE FOR THE ✨green lady✨ don’t be greenphobic people.

[@samcnella]

💀💀

[@Oussama_On_Ladder]

You sound like feminist

[@what19skb716hkg]

yeah, imagine hating on green people It disgust me by 129 % i also hate how pizza has cheese in it WTF??? like i will rather put cucumbers, pineapple juice and probaly turkey in it 10/9

[@NotABanterclub]

@【Voilet】 *cries in favorite color*

[@tulsibandi6502]

"There is too much filming" Literally Filming herself

[@CodedRoyal0]

Before this gets popular I wanted to say true

[@LetMeCookBro69]

@@CodedRoyal0 before this comment get popular I'ma like it.

[@LetMeCookBro69]

@@CodedRoyal0 no just stop

[@CodedRoyal0]

WHY WHAT I DO

[@arielvega6344]

That was part of the joke, fellas.

[@junosakai888]

“Birds are annoying” “Fried Chicken”

[@Freshgrxsses]

😂

[@assiradarling8981]

😂😂😂

[@ficosmedellin1492]

This person be like: "Why I'm leaving NYC; people are breathing..." P.S. I get the joke don't attack me.

[@nadiad7868]

Thank God it's a joke

[@hideandsigh]

Lolll

[@lisab.1747]

She hates everything in new york but its in other continents too

[@mohinayadav5343]

@@lisab.1747 ah you popsicle

[@penguinstudios8321]

@@lisab.1747 r/whoosh

[@anthonyscards]

"Why I'm leaving the planet Earth" "To much oxygen, the sky is way to blue"

[@Silverhand20203]

"Too many people. Way too crowded" "Ocean is way too wet" "The greenery is way too green"

[@evangeline2787]

"Beach too sandy" "Too big Sun" "Too small moon"

[@BMLBG12345678910ABC]

"Too many trees" "Too many house's" "Too many stars"

[@Silverhand20203]

"Why is the sun do round" The wind has way too much air in it" "The trains are too fast"

[@benvicky8239]

✨I C O N I C✨

[@thetitansquad69]

The cigarettes are actually useful because the smoke goes to people's houses and when there is too many smoke they just release it, It doesn't have any side effects

[@lyonesslife9354]

Interesting.

[@lena.sweetheart]

"too much filming" also them: *films random people in public*

[@thedude5293]

It's sarcasm

[@zaki22k92]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 spot the odd one out😈😈😈😈😈😈

[@funtimewlf4469]

To me it looks like she called the wierdos

[@lena.sweetheart]

@@thedude5293 obviously 😭 I was playing along with the joke lmao

[@dancemarco]

“Too many people recording” *Records this video*

[@Double_standarded]

What about dirty small in New York street..

[@douglaswester9304]

Almost like that was the joke 😮

[@dancemarco]

@@douglaswester9304 almost like I was making a joke about the joke 😮

[@Leakim4amer4]

@@dancemarco and what now?

[@fatfishtaco]

"The pizza has cheese" Later, filming another pizza- "Where's the cheese?"

[@Toshiro7]

"This woman is green" I can't, my humor broke

[@bread_2013]

The statue of liberty is actually brown

[@immupinnuketown]

@@bread_2013 duh

[@bonkhhfr]

@@bread_2013 yeah well but it oxidized so she's green now

[@bread_2013]

@@bonkhhfr AMOGUS

[@enord_the_endo9431]

Yes the woman is green

[@EthanJoseph-yp3xp]

Ain’t no way she disrespected Levain😭

[@masonp.6255]

I miss the days where people actually used their own voice to narrate an amazing accomplishment or just an overall interesting video. Takes away some of the magic hearing the same text-to-speech voice over and over.

[@shejean6361]

I can’t stand the voiceovers. 🤬😵‍💫

[@cy3719]

Yeah the voice gets annoying now that its everywhere because of youtube shorts aka hell.

[@toy_crazy-foxy]

like why was it even made???? is people that lazy to talk?

[@sofijagavric]

@@toy_crazy-foxy cuz some people don't want to show their real voices

[@toy_crazy-foxy]

@@sofijagavric then just use text- i get that but still i had enough of this robotic voice its everywhere-

[@riddhimaplayz]

“Subway Is Annoying” Milad: And I take that seriously

[@anniesquad3839]

Hahaha 🤣

[@ry2587]

Lol

[@kylianawest453]

Lmao

[@dr.j1322]

I agree I don’t think he’s going to give her a free cookie 😅

[@GamerIsiahxx]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Maisha_Mahazabin]

"ThE WoMaN iS GrEen"💀

[@alexisalex702]

Isn't it blue..

[@curioza1]

racism lowkey

[@BwerryLegend]

imao 💀

[@roronoazoro8626]

It used to be bronzs

[@pixelberry9487]

Mak kau hijau

[@RileyMontejo-z7e]

The statue of liberty was not always green the dust mixed with the rust and the rust came from bulding the structure.

[@JaxinSimons]

Your right

[@HugeDoorsFanYTMobile]

The Statue Of Liberty looks Teal to me

[@Sean120-zj1uq]

All that happened in that it oxidized

[@яєѕтєѕяѕ]

This is what a karen see, think and feel about everything in their life, believe it or not...

[@_vanilla_5608]

TRUEEE

[@ruf_the_dawg2053]

True i accept bro

[@zurazulkifle7807]

awesome

[@anjiladevkota6227]

XDDDDD

[@theehonouredone]

..this is sarcasm...

[@JuliaSlayed]

"This Woman Is Green" The Statue Of Liberty:And I Took That Personally

[@_koriz2773]

She is good at make a strate face

[@ALYAAアリア]

@@_koriz2773 strate?

[@_koriz2773]

@@ALYAAアリア I sorry I don't know how to spell it

[@ALYAAアリア]

@@_koriz2773 it's ok I was just confuse And if I'm not wrong are you trying to spell straight?

[@_koriz2773]

@@ALYAAアリア yeah you guess it

[@MicJam9999]

26 Reasons You Should Stay in New York 1>your phone 2>literally every pizza has cheese 3>not cigarettes 4>that's how it is, subway (MTA) was made over 100 years ago 5>then don't eat it 6>new york is the most populated city in USA 7>does not matter 8>then get away from them 9>you've got a point 10>i dont understand what you mean 11> *don't eat it* 12>b r u h 13>get smaller one 14> *DON'T EAT IT THEN* 15>what 16>they don't serve that, you put fried chicken on the top of the waffle 17>sesame seeds you mean and *DONT EAT IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT* 18>how it is 19>it just is 20>that's what you get for saying you dont need cheese 21>what 22>what 23>what 24>what is cannoli 25>you... 26>um what

[@Hello_newlife]

IT WAS SARCASM. 😂

[@MicJam9999]

@@Hello_newlifeso you’re saying I wrote all that for nothing

[@Hello_newlife]

@@MicJam9999 yup 😭

[@MicJam9999]

@@Hello_newlife bruh

[@Itsabeautifulday3201]

@@MicJam9999also, chicken and waffles is a thing. They are served like that 😋

[@genesisalmoite8573]

This woman is the god of Karen

[@burgerking9383]

Congrats for bein hearted

[@burgerking9383]

@FNAF Super hero’s pizza piush also it’s sarcasm. And a joke

[@acgaming550]

Mean *”Karen”s*

[@humbertocastro6951]

Lile don't de ungrateful alot of people wouldlike to have that food =/

[@InkTail69]

The god of making people mad:v

[@CanadianTrainProductions2013]

"The subway is too loud" Where i live is even louder.

[@tcvr1200]

Her: "Too many people filming," Her phone: "AM I A JOKE TO YOU?"

[@mirukatnissbautista2703]

LOL

[@cordzx3860]

OMG BIG BRAIN

[@hello169]

Kinda true but filming is different though

[@anu89086]

And "wierdos everywhere"

[@asiandvarma1603]

Genius

[@Batman-xx4vv]

Her: Weirdos are filming everywhere Also Her: *Proceeds to film the entire NYC for a short*

[@Cosmicmorales]

lol

[@rackaid14]

that’s the satire

[@1S0LD3]

True

[@joemama9951]

lul

[@DBieke]

Truuue

[@Sebastianme]

“this woman is green” KILLED MEE!

[@kangyeosang1117]

I love your pfp😼

[@josieschooley3238]

Lol same

[@lanepinon5248]

Well the Statue of Liberty is green because he Statue of Liberty is made of copper and the Statue of Liberty was made a long time ago so the topper has formed into a green color

[@WILDM1K]

@@lanepinon5248 minecraft approves

[@Sebastianme]

@@kangyeosang1117 i lovee yours😌

[@BrandonLayAsmrfroJapan]

This is actually a Statue of Liberty.

[@yunjucho7670]

“To many weirdos filming” Literally filming

[@layankasem7766]

Exactly lol

[@Mongirl69]

@@layankasem7766 ikr

[@aswajithk.s9574]

🤣

[@blue9445]

Yall dont get it she said "To much filming" Shes filming but not a lot She means they are filming Way way way to much often and this video is just a joke-

[@rhodakifleyesus3635]

Exactly what I was about to comment

[@RH-mt9qu]

“Too much filming” got me right there💀 as if you ain’t

[@darktempler69]

Fr💀

[@your.fav.gem1ni]

😂😂😂

[@vidhz26]

Same

[@Shorts-pd5kg]

Hahaha

[@blue_boba_bear]

Fr

[@rkadarshkumar999]

"Too many cars" **laughs in Indian**

[@anug2151]

Lol you know it well dude

[@ABHINAV___10]

@Ajsal M mee too

[@amitjadhav9695]

You know Indians so well

[@unknownnets379]

Lmaoo soo true I’m in india right now for vacation too

[@strawberry_puffs]

**Laughs in bengali**

[@misfit7024]

"weirdos everywhere. Too much filming." Bloggers: and I took that personally.

[@Ash-vc8el]

@@lightningsniper6541 she said where’s the cheese

[@ayla_sofiaa]

“Why i am leaving school” “To much learning “ “No No literally I’m leaving

[@Hqnako_]

Make since 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🧋🧃

[@Ieatbriccks12278]

If your gonna leave school your gonna be dumb MiLK tEa

[@Damnshekaruna]

Makes enough sense😂😂💀

[@romanbeyene8825]

@@Hqnako_ Yea you totally dropped out, I can tell by your spelling

[@Yuri_isme08]

Pls take me with you :'

[@matchatea6597]

"This women is green" literally made me die-

[@Richbabydamillion]

😂

[@mamo8850]

True i Mean if she dindn't like this place then why is she still there ????

[@Kvsaiilvsv]

Lol

[@rayanimations7206]

XD

[@Mars210]

Congrats on being 1st

[@user-ux8hg8bk3e]

Crime is out of control, and rent and food prices are too high. These are the real reasons!

[@anonym-yj2qk]

"this woman is green" Oh shit i cant believe were still living in a society full of greenwomenphobics.... #justiceforgreenwomen 💅 Edit: wow 798 likes #greenwomenphobiasucks #greenlivesmatter

[@xsrt9880]

#greenwomenlivesmatter

[@mrstoya25]

KONICHIWA

[@brilia_together2439]

#sussybaka

[@kakekirin1452]

@@mrstoya25 🙂

[@athena_the_avocado]

#justiceforgreenwomen 👊🏽😔

[@mahikaa.]

"The lady is green" MAAM SHOW RESPECT TO GREEN PEOPLE LIKE SHREK

[@niviajones2340]

HE RACIST

[@mokidream3009]

@@niviajones2340 sHE

[@PixelatedPerson]

Exactly and Fiona she’s being *green-ist*

[@diegoishere3672]

This woman is being racist ngl

[@hutao4088]

Green is like my most fav color I just lie that my fav color is purple cause my mom says WHY DO YOU LIKE GREEN WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER COLORS?! So I just pretend my fav color is purple-

[@ssxs5803]

Them: “There is cheese” Also them: “where is the cheese?”

[@orthodoxcrusader5413]

It's under the sauce

[@remylebeau8430]

She so annoying🙄😠

[@Sukidaa599]

@@remylebeau8430 ikr?

[@lalisa863]

I was going to comment this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@awfulluck6820]

Haha that particular pizza place makes it in a different order (crust, cheese, Sauce) it's delish tho😋

[@Ilikeplens747]

Her: giant cigarettes Construction:*smoking* AHHHHH FIRE

[@moonz4749]

“Too much filming” Starts filming

[@joellelallous5653]

Yeah

[@mrmanguysir1326]

I feel like not enough people understand this person's humor.

[@kariarmy563]

Ikr! She’s in love with NYC and that’s it 😅❤️

[@pondererofpointlessdreams5029]

lmao it's embarrassing how many people miss the jokes on youtube shorts tiktoks

[@benjaminmosley8742]

I understand

[@evok2714]

its just cringe like litteraly not even funny

[@helpiamstuck5439]

Except it's not funny

[@TheQuasar0]

At this point, just moved to mars bro 💀

[@jellyrose263]

Fun fact: “the green woman” is the statue of liberty, and she was originally copper.

[@wmlc82]

Yep

[@angelylanan1390]

Yep

[@thotspray415]

It didnt change properties though still copper.

[@-no-2069]

OMG WHAT?!??! I totally didn't know that. Thanks for helping out.

[@zephsagun306]

@Crispy- Stixx what does Tbhean?

[@jxssicaedits3271]

"Why I'm leaving new york city" "Cus its too new"

[@imjustherre]

It's also too york

[@saynajit5272]

Its also too city

[@jxssicaedits3271]

@@imjustherre 😩

[@AdamMujadami]

"Why I'm stopping breathing" "It uses to much energy"

[@sabrinamcdonnell9828]

even though breathing gives you energy(and yes ik ur joking as well)

[@ilishasrivastava6166]

It technically gives you energy tho-

[@Nomore-r9t]

The towers:💀💀 Me: 🛩️🏢 *I also like towers*

[@SK8999_Y]

Taco Bell fan - subway is annoying. Milad- what did she sayyyy??

[@user2834]

facts

[@purbitasaha]

True

[@SK8999_Y]

The man behind the monitor

[@Jasjisdjeiehejsjdhjw]

Milad gonna kill her

[@plutoxmoon]

"Why I'm leaving Earth" "The water is too wet"

[@harperniemann7169]

the grass is too soft

[@athenacaudell5634]

Lol

[@Sam._.16-s7w]

Too much oxygen

[@maadurga605]

@@Sam._.16-s7w lol

[@zo3_13]

-Ed Caluag

[@alonargus]

I lived in NY for 8 years. I then started considering moving out once I realized it was too cookie. 1 year later, I finally pulled the trigger and moved once I realized it was too hot, too dog. Never again, NY. Never again.

[@TacoBellFan22]

good for you!

[@TheChiquita83]

@@TacoBellFan22 rude

[@jivgirl]

@@TheChiquita83 It's a joke

[@Animeonna]

@@TheChiquita83 all of her videos are a obvious joke why the heck are you taking it so seriously lolll

[@TheChiquita83]

@@Animeonnabecause she is rude to everyone

[@Aubreybro-fc2iz]

Giant sigarets in the streets got me on the floor

[@TacoBellFan22]

Lol

[@Aetherzic]

*"Too many atoms"* *"The Sun is in the sky"*

[@cheese_breeze]

Too much oxygen

[@sugarxcookies1122]

Too much life

[@vammy_]

Too much

[@-ink_sans-2710]

“Too many world”

[@tanzeyjec]

"Why i am leaving the ocean" "To much fish, to much water, the sea weeds is too green and long"

[@hellbound0086]

Too much salt, it’s bad for blood pressure.

[@mitsuomits9077]

The water is too wet and too wavy 😆

[@Deadeye313]

It's too blue...

[@thetelk5986]

Water is not wet.

[@hellbound0086]

@@thetelk5986 Wet is what happens when something comes in contact with water.

[@EasonY-q2z]

Giant cigarettes are there because the cigarettes go into houses sometimes it gets too hot

[@yoiyoi-]

"Why I'm leaving NYC" "There's no clock In the town square" Me:"USE YOUR PHONE-."

[@emelyn1366]

Duh

[@mendezfamily3931]

EXACTLY

[@-Kijamm]

Yeah, its not like she doesnt have ph

[@Random_person562]

Cuz the time is different I think but other than that I definitely agree with you

[@eugenecarlimmanuel479]

DUH

[@Bacon-z9x]

Stop hating on New York who agrees 👇

[@masterjarteo]

Me I had to unsubscribe 😡

[@Bacon-z9x]

Fr

[@Swiftie105]

Broooo😂😂😂😂

[@SeanehTheCringe]

Understand what a joke is kids

[@Y0ur_Fav_Dazaii_]

"why am I leaving the planet Earth" "The plants are too green*

[@miamacgregor8117]

🤣

[@goncaikiz4091]

"so many humans"

[@nimeko]

😂 "Too many things"

[@somersethensley6737]

Seconds later: there’s not enough green plants

[@therottweilerrocky4008]

So much cheese 😃

[@morii4070]

"Why I'm leaving New York City" "The food is too foody"

[@stup1d._.l0v3r]

We all need to eat in life to survie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lauraselos2816]

Same

[@lauraselos2816]

BRUH! ALL FOODS ARE FOODY B#TCH

[@Not_Blythe_Roblox]

Pizza should not have cheese

[@hiassholes]

@@Not_Blythe_Roblox yes they do cry bout it

[@DeninsonSantizo-ti8pm]

I know the Subway is loud!

[@kimkyja]

“giant cigarettes in the street” *dies* “this woman is green” *revives* *dies again*

[@minhduong4916]

THATS THE STAUTU OF LIBERTY 🗽

[@alisha-sy2tp]

@@minhduong4916 even a 4 years old knows

[@vinodmehra5912]

She just need to go to hell

[@umharr]

@@minhduong4916 lol you spelt it wrong

[@minhduong4916]

@@umharrwatttt

[@sabrinasfruitcake]

"this lady is green." LMAO NO 💀

[@tenzy121]

Hahaha

[@Carmela-d2n]

"The woman is green" Nature:👁👄👁

[@SiimplyDreamX]

"Why i am leaving new york city" "new york is too new"

[@Chiheb645]

lol

[@kayleearroyo9619]

Rude

[@ItzAlissalol]

lol

[@noahgaming6418]

new york is old not new

[@SiimplyDreamX]

@@noahgaming6418 u ruined all the fun

[@colinargotis]

Annoying robot lady: "Too meaty." I want my sandwiches too meaty, dammit!

[@meh4672]

"tacos are too real" i'm from mexico, and i have been laughing at this for like 5 minutes lmao

[@del.see.oh.89]

I was in CDMX in June. I'll never ever forget the 15 peso ($0.75) tacos Al Pastor.

[@adreamwabaseblplyr]

SAME AHAHAH

[@what19skb716hkg]

lmao he too used to eating taco bell

[@kodikokoxoxo3613]

“Giant cigarettes in the street”💀💀💀

[@gapmanblock8849]

Lmao

[@nicolekeels2335]

Bro is just trying to have a reason to leave New York City😭😭

[@mxnubeats1548]

"I'm leaving NYC cause pizza has cheese" *30 seconds later* "Where is the cheese?!"

[@ilknuruzun1770]

so true lmao

[@sex5777]

Yeah🗿

[@theleftysjournal8781]

Haha abt to say that.

[@sinkabr0]

N i c e i h a v e n e v e r s e e n a p i z z a w h i t o u t c h e e s e

[@gagebusch4698]

Under the sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cartooncottage2024]

"Too cookie". "Too hot to dog." The reasons seem legit. Now I want a hotdog and a cookie.

[@muhsinam6885]

Lol I didn't until I read ur comment

[@ramyaalaman3829]

Same i want cookie

[@ang3wl._.caki3ss]

Same and I also want the rainbow cake cause I failed to make one 7 years ago ;-;

[@1zzyslifestyle]

You should’ve put “Too much Kanye” with a rat video

[@kojiemoji4907]

“Time Square doesn’t have even have a clock anywhere” Cell phone: 👁️👄👁️

[@marialondonooo]

“THIS WOMAN IS GREEN” SCREAMING. CRYING😭💀

[@TacoBellFan22]

Lol

[@huckjacks9595]

​@@TacoBellFan22 it's copper

[@Readmybio_Randomuploadschedule]

​@@TacoBellFan22 r.i.p statue of liberty

[@DremsyBoiOffical]

​@@TacoBellFan22 seriously you fucking bum? That's all you had to say? "Lol?" You cant even say anything else you unfunny fuck.

[@Sprite69000]

​@@TacoBellFan22 too soupy

[@tiktok_content9505]

“Weirdos are everywhere” Also her: complaining about a green statue and some bagels.

[@gumtree5824]

A joke. It's a joke.

[@cj100s-]

@@gumtree5824 a very unfunny joke 😭

[@gumtree5824]

@@cj100s- Even more reason to get all up in arms about it

[@RONALDII0]

@@cj100s- its hilarious, you just took it seriously and sound like an idiot

[@beat.thirsty]

i bet youre fun at parties

[@ExoticVibes7]

“weirdos filming” she is literally filming rn💀

[@indivthe1]

"Im leaving america because there are so many people breathing its annoying" type logic

[@gnoeiannives]

My guy sarcasm is a thing

[@unbornshaitan]

I'm leaving Russia because the are crazy alcoholics and saluting birds

[@frogmanager58]

Please help. Im dying. Call 991.

[@bickdoge6574]

logic

[@tommy.vercetti2003]

Sherlock right here

[@Zxyria]

"this woman is green" literally made my day

[@Bud_-tp2nm]

That racist af in my opinion

[@luisafonso8702]

@@Bud_-tp2nm r/canttakeajokesoneedstocomplainoutloud

[@ananyabhagat7052]

@@Bud_-tp2nm lmao how which race has green skintone? Aliens? We're racist towards aliens? 🤣

[@7raredandidoo]

Who asked

[@hoonfu_7]

@@Bud_-tp2nm how is that racist?- LOL

[@sophieirsa1306]

"too rainbow" LGBT community: "and i took that personally..."

[@kwon__worina312]

I did take that personally

[@ascdickson6329]

For real tho

[@TriMet-456]

What is the green woman got me off guard💀

[@stephanies2982]

“Weirdos everywhere” Yes ma’am EVERYWHERE 😂😂 Wherever you’re going, they’ve already found their seats. 💀

[@Armandobroncas1234]

🥰

[@ashleyastoria]

Weirdos are everywhere doesnt matter where you live basically💀😭

[@tunafish4859]

"These birds are annoying" Bird be like: 👁👄👁

[@DaylightMainline4449]

Bird: really!? 😑

[@_hehehaha]

"What time is it?" The clock on their phone in which the video is being filmed on: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@matthewcron8842]

I felt like I was having a stroke watching this.

[@justmeleesa4108]

"What time is it?" Phone : *am I a joke to you?*

[@v4.iuliaa]

"why im leaving breathing" "its so hard to breathe"

[@k11chamcodesgames73]

But that's alright, hush.

[@Mikit-e3y]

Test test test cho các bạn đã từng nói rằng cho dù là nhỏ nhất thế giới và ở đâu cũng được nhưng không có chứ 🇻🇳😘😍

[@shamimshaikh607]

you are funny 🤣😂

[@imad78411]

Also to airy!

[@bangtanarmy1451]

"This woman is green" was the best part.... lmao🤣

[@Lizard_4]

Agreed

[@jackwalterbarameda5860]

New York: "What more do you want from me!??"

[@TealKingDeadChannel]

“Too cookie” 😭💀

[@emelyn1366]

It can never be too cookie that's the point of a cookie it's a cookie

[@mendezfamily3931]

It can't be too cookie, makes no sense

[@princesskunis]

I giggled

[@kyleeyousa4707]

This woman is too green

[@Jaxrz]

That cookie looks HEAVENLY

[@DawudHanafi]

"This women is green" *Toyol ghost flashback*

[@neelycarbone]

Lol

[@averagetalkingpotato]

But, you're pocong

[@ishihass5707]

Really? You fit in Ethiopia 😒😒

[@leena8253]

Ghisau

[@urmom9837]

kirim salam baby yoda for me

[@jonhp_etre9824]

People from New York or the United States of America, come to Brazil and buy a 6-cheese pizza, it's simply a very good filling pie! Without a doubt, I love pizza here in Brazil!

[@ericgick1187]

When you just wanna leave but ain’t got a concrete reason 💀

[@Electrodexify]

NYC has a lot closing businesses, bleeding people out, high crime, random crimes in the subway. Many reasons to leave this overhyped city

[@nitro4988]

yea whe diddnt mention

[@bruhbutwhytho]

@@Electrodexifythe crime and depopulation issues are overhyped, the most legitimate reason to leave is the cost.

[@Electrodexify]

@bruhbutwhytho2301 Really? The subway is so unsafe that some people even look to sit near the conductor car. Shootings and fights in the subway are just too common. There are blocks with empty store fronts, buildings that are mostly vacant; NYC has turned into a third world city.

[@cheefqueef6494]

liberals when trying to make up excuses for why their states are shit:

[@allenagrace2044]

Her: "There is cheese" Her a few seconds later: "where is the cheese?"

[@jelyybeannteamm7641]

Egg-zacly my point

[@w1cked.dreqms]

them: “too much filming” also them: *totally filming*

[@guep6454]

This person is literally satire with everything they post

[@grixee6626]

IKR

[@skeleton6244]

Maybe she just gotta be a gotta then leaving in the sewer XD

[@w1cked.dreqms]

@@guep6454 i understand it’s satire

[@Vflus]

At this point this girl wants everything perfect

[@saucychicken502]

her: "the pizza has cheese" Also her: "wheres the cheese"

[@anindyasarkar6398]

"Why NY is throwing me out!" "I have too many damn fucking problems".

[@NightMareWatcher001]

Me looking at the one World Trade Center :👁️👄👁️

[@wandadavid8856]

To be honest everything they said melted all my brain cells away.

[@Council_Member]

That’s the point

[@forteplayz9826]

,

[@----ct2jh]

Same bro

[@armenian_monkez]

“The time square doesn’t even have a clock” Me: check your phone

[@PixelatedPerson]

“The pizza has cheese” “This woman is green” “Too hot to dog” “To cookie” “There are giant cigarettes in the street” I can’t 😂 Edit: *where’s the cheese*

[@muck2744]

The thing is she’s way too picky about everything if no wonder she gets no man

[@rachellee8641]

Oooh~ she got roasted

[@Amanda-nn9cg]

@@muck2744 satire :/

[@The_bigL_]

"to much cheese" "Where's the cheese"

[@catintherat1187]

Here at 666 likes am scared for uou

[@aAa-gy3vo]

“This women is Green" I died at that part 💀

[@felixstottenholl272]

Ml na ML ah

[@tami_likes_guns132]

She: This woman is green Me: I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN AMERICA AND I'M STILL LAUGHING

[@ximenaYT7]

Girl i been in new york its very snowy and cold💀 like theres no wifi in the subway💀😭

[@BlueUnicornGirl]

"Why I'm leaving earth" "Cows eat grass"

[@nimeko]

NO NO N O N O N OOOOOO😂😂

[@itssluna9149]

"The pizza has cheese" After two minutes "Where's the cheese"

[@son_al]

Wha-

[@Fel.x18683]

@@son_al in the video the person was annoyed there was cheese on the pizza put a couple seconds later they ask where's the cheese on lasagna I think its Lasagna telling by its looks

[@son_al]

@@Fel.x18683 I don’t think so.. I think she was trying to say “There is no cheese on the pizza” but she said “there is cheese in pizza” as a joke

[@yeahitsalongstory8148]

“This lady is green” The statue of Liberty 🗽: I identify as purple.

[@Abbycadabbyyy]

Wait we have the same pic lmao

[@yeahitsalongstory8148]

@@Abbycadabbyyy omg 😂✌️ twins ig.

[@gardenfairy8391]

I would like but 69 i can't