TACS - Compound Media Story Hour

[@odonnchadha1978]

compoundmedia.com

[@tedcrilly46]

/nudemen

[@mattwuxx3888]

At least it's better than the rejected first title for the book: *"Why Does 14% Do 82% Of The Bad Things With Guns?"*

[@mattmurray517]

I'm stealing that one

[@chip.chippa6416]

Or the business studies book called. Why we open KFC after 12pm.

[@pandavelli8176]

@@chip.chippa6416 😂

[@trentblume5998]

95%

[@joemendoza2292]

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!!!😅😅😅😅

[@Paul-dw2cl]

Spaghetti was thrown against the wall. “My stomach hurts…” The child said.

[@toh6261]

Tomach

[@jessestrobel2]

lmao

[@Radical_Induction]

Rabbits: Antisocial animals with a high reproductive rate. That checks out.

[@turdferguson353]

High prison population

[@tomzimmerman8]

Little known fact: Rabbits love grape soda and basketball.

[@rusemode]

Do you see rabbits?

[@HomekittyL2]

I also was thinking about how they have that have that reproduction rate, pretty fitting. Author knew what they were doing

[@elise7129]

😂 explains it perfectly

[@Blairrows89]

"This book should be all raccoons" JEEESUS CHRIST 😳😆🤣

[@travisbickle1951]

That was pretty funny, but that big mouthed snitch who told everyone his dad was in jail definitely was accurately made a rat.

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

​@@travisbickle1951 it looks like the cop was a rat too

[@sionKatana]

I love how Ant would say something ridiculous and then bring it back to earth with "It doesn't say that"

[@jackiepapers138]

Notice the color of the mouse cop...lol

[@chrisanderson5240]

Story time with Ant is hilarious 🤣

[@DoctorDetroitVideosStuff]

We need more!

[@RealElMaximo]

"Daddy's not really a criminal, he's in sanitation and the Feds are always breaking Daddy's balls over everything."

[@brandonobaza8610]

"We were at Dad's apartment..." _Of course_ you're from a broken home.

[@shawnboyce1663]

Had to search the comments before I said the same thing.

[@jlshel42]

Broken warren*

[@SbuxAmbassador]

It's almost a shame that such a book like this actually has to be created. It does actually make you feel really sorry for the kids.

[@lancevance2005]

When I was a child on the military base kindergarten they read us a book about a rabbit family where the dad was on deployment. They also had a ps1 with crash bandicoot, it was pretty lit

[@justinglock20]

Jungle Bunnies.

[@antonlifer4449]

Best seller in every inner city in America. When Anthony asked why did they use bunnies? I answered because if they used monkeys that would be too on the nose.

[@kdot8340]

Who says they read?

[@tuco1121]

Nose, noose… same difference.

[@travisbickle1951]

Damn, beat me too it.

[@adriennem3168]

It's because they breed like rabbits.

[@mr.brenman2132]

Wrong. That's John Golbani's family.

[@madforit2]

There should be a page listing the fbi stats on black crime in that book

[@geneanthony3421]

Cracked up laughing when Ant said that it works out to be about 13% of the population, that figures.

[@pcarson1377]

Hmm, I wonder what part of the population he was thinking of 🤔

[@Dendu77]

I'm looking forward to Anthony reading the sequel "The night dad went out for a pack of Newports and never came home."

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

But first he stole $5 out of mom's purse.

[@trentblume5998]

Are those menthol?

[@TheLastRoman0000]

I couldn't stop laughing.

[@t206kid]

That book is book of the month for black history month

[@WiGgYof09]

Christ, Anthony got me when he said the cop put his knee on the kids neck. He read it so nonchalantly as if he was reading it right off the page.

[@slaytanicsabbath]

The kids in school can be pretty cruel, but a dude in the slammer showed my dad his hammer.

[@pandavelli8176]

You made a rhyme! Ahh, you could do that anytime. You’re probably a poet, You just don’t know it!

[@slaytanicsabbath]

@@pandavelli8176 this is terrible news, I'll be sure to end it all tonight.

[@MMough]

"Rabbits are pretty good at reaching sexual maturity quickly and producing a lot of offspring. That’s why the little critters can create big problems when they reach a land where they weren’t meant to be. Rabbits, though cute, are some of the world’s worst invasive species."

[@pandavelli8176]

Gradually, I began to hate rabbits.

[@matthewbiondic4465]

Rabbits are all over my neighborhood and are just ruining everything.

[@JustinTyme33]

The prison industrial complex is out of control. Only crimes with victims warrant jail time.

[@adriennem3168]

Those kind of people don't even read to their kids.

[@brianmckell-ci2ou]

A book for the blacks.. Beautiful!

[@turdferguson353]

If your dad goes to jail, let's face it... mom probably hasn't been reading you bedtime stories....and you're probably not a reader either 🤣

[@jlshel42]

Whatchoo tryin to say?

[@industryauto1767]

Dad had trouble moving the chair he was in 😂

[@HomekittyL2]

That fuckin visitation page, when Anthony just starts chuckling and goes "oh boy Visiting Day" I lost my shit Edit: 9:39 I need a note for myself, holy fuck. That rabbit all sad behind the glass and yelling at the kid is making me cry laugh oh shit. Then there's the Kenny voice earlier, fuckin a this is god tier clip

[@Camaro69z]

Thanks Uncle Anthony for the bedtime story! I just can't sleep though with that in there

[@mattcocky8956]

The bunnies that break the law are the ones from the jungle.

[@TommyWashow]

looking forward to "when uncle paul touched my hiney"

[@Tonys_Gabagool]

And look for the next book, "Mass Shooting At Daddys Neighborhood BBQ"

[@barbaratrippiedi667]

We called her dirty Sanchez. LOL!

[@LongLiveRockAnRoll]

The night dad went to jail by Chip Chipperson. Chapter 1...dad went to jail for showin his peckah to people in the park or sumthin. That's when Lamar moved in and started helping my mother fix the floor every night. She's a fawkin saint on earth that woman.

[@mariolopez9756]

Tht was uncle Paul

[@LongLiveRockAnRoll]

​@@mariolopez9756 that's a bunch of lies...goddamn tattle tale.

[@pandavelli8176]

Chippa’s dad is out selling encyclopedias, remember he peeled out and slung gravels at Chip and one lodged in between his front teeth!

[@jessestrobel2]

Dude LOL

[@stephenjones3816]

"The Night My Dad Turned Two People Into Pez Dispensers" OJ's daughter...

[@jamesnoble3502]

Daddy got busted for removing an elderly woman's hat in a vestibule. It spun off like a UFO

[@natashanarushev3450]

Ant I beg you, please read more of these PSA children's books. I'm 😂😂😂 my ass off. Bravo 💐

[@maikeru01]

when i was a kid they told me that my dad slipped and fell and hurt his back, and that's why he was in rehab. it's not that that was a lie. it's that they left out the part about opiate addiction.

[@gregparks1785]

Hope he’s doing ok now.

[@trentblume5998]

That book is SAD. Poor kids.

[@thankyoujodi]

Kept thinking that. It's hilarious but goddamn is it depressing.

[@yittmashups]

I liek it when Mr. Cumia does story time.

[@2cookies4awriteout]

'Sketch', bc dad wasn't sure if he was the father

[@davidreid7016]

More story time with ant!!!

[@miketheyunggod2534]

My dad’s apartment? They don’t live together?

[@stash.]

Cumia playing the meme games on steam would be a hoot, steam somehow turned into 4chan overnight, it's bizarre, for the longest time steam was clean now they reccomended games more graphic than 4chan these days.

[@pandavelli8176]

I’m gonna get steam then

[@dillis2188]

I'll have you know that Elf Sex Harem is very wholesome and misunderstood!

[@stash.]

@@dillis2188 a man of culture it seems

[@WhoBeSilly]

Props to Erock's staff for going to the Public Library to check the book out! Great material...

[@richarddexter5513]

This is awesome

[@slaytanicsabbath]

Should've read this in the key of Dice.

[@juricich6756]

3:13 that was said so casually, as though he actually read it there... caught me so off-guard. almost choked on my food from laughing.

[@benjaminkamm6031]

"And put his knee on his neck.." heh heh heh.. it didn't say that.. 😅🤣🤣

[@HawkTawk]

Someone send anything Love until Forever.

[@diegoyotta]

FACT: Anthony’s girlfriends are so young he reads to them every night before bed

[@overthetip]

Hahaha

[@diegoyotta]

@@overthetip 😀

[@markpino1508]

Reading glasses nice touch brother! See you would make a pretty deece Dad! 🤘😄

[@JohnStanworth]

6 years? Sounds like a rape sentence.

[@lisaciconte7409]

Anthony: Go to the library and read this book to children.

[@jasonsullivan5827]

Anthony should come to my school that I work @ and read this book to the kids this book

[@markpino1508]

This this took me back ! Mom loved books and i dont think we missed a night she didnt read is a kiddy book. Or sone chapters from on of her dramas or thrillers she was all love n compassion but dark realized her book didnt come with a peck and a " sweet dreams! 😅😂

[@jlshel42]

So will we get a sequel in six years, The Night Dad Went Back to Jail. Kids can learn about recidivism

[@kennethpogue718]

More please 😂

[@markpino1508]

Whaat ?" THATS CRAZY? " MY DAD LOVED ME! ... Hilarious line from due date movie 😂

[@Bigredtower]

They forgot to mention how mommy stays warm at night now

[@lect0n7]

If there ever was a guy whom I’d downright expect to crash an pickup into something, get out & say “Go Ahead…Make My Millennium!!” Then turn around & say “I wonder where a guy…an every day Joe like myself…could find a little action!!” …it’s Anthony Cumia

[@teddy2guns404]

I am all chipped up babe . Those poor rabbits

[@kevintyrees8756]

The look after you said Miss Sanchez! WTF

[@qwertyrules]

These books must sell well in cities n trailer parks

[@djstockton1853]

7:10 Your daddy went to jail, GH!

[@TheSonsofHorusx]

Lol I got a copy of that for my uncle p last Christmas!

[@charliecook7792]

My wife died in 2016 when our son was 8 years old. The hospital had book about a dinosaur family losing a family member. My son turned to me and whispered, he asked if his Mother was gonna turn into a Zombie?

[@tapset]

Ant will def have to read this to one of his and Suzie's kids

[@chaddsteinberg3758]

Kid: Dad Will You Be Home Tonight? Dad: Strapped To The Gurney With The Hannibal Lecter Cage On 😂 “Any Day Son…Any Day”

[@oAirehko]

Something immensely charming watching Ant read this book to us like we're children. I want more.

[@tgunn2034]

What , didn't he know about the new get out of jail free card program. You even get two hundred dollars.

[@DirtyDovi]

C.M.S.H. Recommendation: "Brer Rabbit and the Tar Baby" 🤘🤣

[@pandavelli8176]

My grandma used to call me that 😂

[@DirtyDovi]

@@pandavelli8176 I don't know which one of us got it worse.. My name is Sam - They called me Little Black Sambo. Hahaha

[@pandavelli8176]

@@DirtyDovi 😂 it’s fun when you’re little, my dad used to call me a churnhead 🤣

[@GreenHornet553]

What makes this book more amusing is that they have an entire series of books based on explaining tough subjects to kids. They have Weekends with Dad (which explains divorce), Goodbye, Jeepers (which explains the loss of a pet), and Saying Goodbye to Uncle Joe (which explains the concept of losing a loved one). It's kind of fucked up that these exist, if I'm being honest.

[@spockskynet]

Only the first one is due to societal problems though. The second two aren't something you can completely avoid.

[@GreenHornet553]

@@spockskynet They aren't. But still.

[@jayupstateny13650]

I could post something on Twitter, but that would get me fired from my job at Sirius XM Radio. Get it? I do.

[@nuclearwinter391]

Solid story. But those bunnies should be black.

[@kennethpogue718]

Wasn't this how one of the seasons of The Wire started?

[@FoamingAtTheMouth2]

It's so sad that Ant isn't a grandfather

[@omidnamadi9262]

This was so fucking funny !

[@tekay44]

what do you mean? dad caught a felony.

[@TheImmortalLowlife]

This book made me want to cut my penls off then regret it

[@giorgiopalmas7934]

Why can't the rabbits say "ask"?

[@poppycock31185]

The character you play in the Sega video game and possibly my favourite ever video game Comic Zone is called Sketch and he also likes to draw. Just stating a random and completely worthless fact.🙂

[@paulmatthews2415]

I haven’t listen to everything yet, but I did notice how they didn’t use white bunnies. They do have a little tan to them. A little darkness. I bet if I do listen to the whole thing I will hear Anthony mention something about that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kryticaldepth5220]

What do you do when Daddy is drawn and quartered ??

[@NobleWarrior]

Jasmine and TJ are some very targeted names.😂 🐰

[@josephworthfiftiesguy]

what did my daddy do ,mr. policeman?,well shaqundra he pushed an elderly asian women in front of a train

[@northcliffe4lyfe]

I think this was written for adults in prison, not the kids

[@ShaneMclane-PrivateEye]

If I was filthy rich I'd move to south Carolina and pay something like 1k for Ant to read me a book before bed. I felt like tucking myself in halfway through. Or pay 60 bucks to have someone teach me how to read

[@mariolopez9756]

Tranpa reading hour

[@tapset]

He probably read this to suz

[@robertmagill6005]

All the raccoons are in prison with the dad.

[@Cakegolem]

Hmmmm... I wonder what Papa Bunny did that got sent to prison for SIX years?

[@Mr72Dolphins]

Which cop cleaned up the spaghetti?

[@SalMiniYo]

Is there anything Anthony can’t make funny? The only thing that would make this video better would be having little Jimmy there to throw in a few more hilarious one liners.

[@kf7721]

dad's apartment

[@jjwallnutts]

Just keep letting him out. Is there one competent DA out there??

[@daniellegraves5614]

They should have used crows

[@pillboss1987]

Did dad end up flipping on Hamburger and Gambo?

[@joemendoza2292]

7:42😅😅😅

[@p5yc40naut]

This story doesn't make sense. The mom explains to the kid that the dad plead guilty on the first day, and from that point on the story treats it is as if the father has already been moved from jail to prison. But that's never how it happens, even for defendants who decide to take a guilty plea. As a bare minimum, it's going to be months between the initial arrest and the arraignment to officially accept a plea deal, so for pretty much any crime you commit, short of a murder so heinous that you're denied bail, the kid is going to get a period of time at home with the father following the arrest, betwwen when he's bailed out of jail and the initiation of any official court proceedings.

[@mattnj211]

Where’s my favorite one “the night daddy told me he was a woman”