Taking a Look at "Men Writing Women"...

[@notevenemily]

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[@Preppylorax1313]

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[@damplamp3259]

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[@tiktoksfromkenna]

unrelated but time 4:40 gave me a tampax add

[@nowthenzen]

I will give you all my money if you never say 'schlong' ever again.

[@RR-on4sk]

You hear about their CEO? I'd look into them before promoting them too much. Lots of veiled racism & cult like talk going on.

[@mitotae]

The way the author managed to making PEEING misogynistic. Truly spectacular 😭

[@sincerelyscorpio8647]

They probably have special training for it atp

[@mitotae]

@@sincerelyscorpio8647 I don't doubt that. They all go to the same school for this

[@tinychannieforari]

no cause wtf😭

[@tinychannieforari]

@Mxchabearr such a good question but uh he's a man so

[@knockknockgetthedooritsdep9714]

honestly atp it's a talent 😭😭😭

[@adumba3709]

Male authors really thinking boobs are an SCP

[@KweenofRats]

🚨ALERT! ALERT! SCP DDD HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT🚨

[@inplane9970]

SCP-80085.

[@KweenofRats]

@@inplane9970 omg 😭💔 new SCP just dropped

[@risxra]

Honestly SCP fans are some of the funniest people I’ve encountered in comment sections

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

@@inplane9970 If you type it in a calculator, you summon it

[@unicorpse_]

i love the way men don’t understand women in anyway, like emotionally, biological, physical etc

[@melissam597]

They don't. Another reason why they have no business running society.

[@user-Zachary123]

​@@melissam597So what? Does that mean women should run it instead?

[@melissam597]

​​@@user-Zachary123yes, at least we have the emotional intelligence and empathy required to do so.

[@user-Zachary123]

@@melissam597 And how do you know that? How do women have more emotional intelligence than men? Are you sure they aren't just emotional? Even if they did have a little more empathy that wouldn't necessarily mean they should run society over men. Too much empathy and kindness could easily lead to bad things. Also Men have plenty of empathy, and emotional intelligence. I mean look at how far we've come as a society over the past centuries. I think men are doing just fine running society.

[@TYR1139]

Woman running a society would just be twitter irl, pls no.

[@nickismagda]

personally my boobs make the windows shut down sound when im attending a funeral and the windows startup sound when they perk up

[@NiarahHawthorne]

Now I''m just imagining that on the subway for no discernible reason whatsoever, the Windows startup plays and I'm cackling at the idea of everyone checking their boobs like checking their phones. Thanks for that, lmao

[@pixpixpixpixpixpix]

HAHHAA

[@oblivilion8342]

HELP 😭😭😭

[@imarandomsella.]

I will not see the shutdown and startup sounds the same ever again

[@eefy409]

The windows sound 😭😭

[@BeesRecipes]

"She has stretch marks, so that means she's had at least one child" I got stretch marks at age 12 cause puberty hit me like a bus 😂 do they not know that stretch marks aren't just from pregnancy and men can get them too 😂

[@TsukinoUtokki]

Same I got stretch marks at 13 because I was growing and my bf got stretch marks from his meds

[@Cassi92]

I have a stretch mark on my stomach since I was 11. I like to say I got into a fight 😂

[@nalalalalala9946]

I have stretch marks on the sides of my hips and one on my knee and I didn’t birth no child lol

[@slsthewriter1299]

Not to mention, men get stretch marks too?? Cuz?? They grow really quickly? Like good lord.

[@maroli_zi]

This is so real bc I remember puberty making me chubby then letting me lose weight for two whole months. I had stretch marks anywhere you could but that doesn’t mean had a baby 😭

[@sincerelyscorpio8647]

Did that guy really think women's boobs shrink whenever they're sad? And why are all these male authors so fixated on boobs

[@demetriam2408]

Not even shrink, retract

[@catcat2607]

Do their balls do that??

[@Wheeinpaint]

​@@demetriam2408haahahahaahhaha

[@slsthewriter1299]

They are so misinformed as to *why* balls are reactive to temperature (hence retraction and not) that they're putting the same logic onto literal sacs of fat and glands. So.

[@NiarahHawthorne]

The artist seeks that which they cannot possess?

[@SaanviRoy-us3nw]

Men writing women is as accurate as Emily following the themes in dress to impress 💀

[@notevenemily]

LMFAOO PLS

[@Bas3m3ntCr3atur3]

Wdym? I thought her outfits followed the themes perfectly 🧍

[@Skuman-m3t]

LMFAO STOP

[@salt907]

people bully me in that game im surprised she even survived 💀

[@MrTusk-em2qh]

@@salt907lol

[@sincerelyscorpio8647]

The fact that the phrase "breasts that smile" went through an editor and a publisher without the author getting jumped makes me hate the world a little more intensely

[@minaverry]

Oh, the editor did correct it... The original was "She had a smile that breasted".

[@trinityharrison939]

@@minaverry please tell me you're kidding

[@minaverry]

@@trinityharrison939 Yes, yes, I am (I hope).

[@catcat2607]

@@minaverrymaybe it was a 2 page description of the breasts full and shining teeth and the way the breasts eyes wrinkled when they smiled…. And the editor was so run down they settled for just “smiling breasts.”

[@minaverry]

@@catcat2607 It would be criminal if that editor deprived the readers of such a body horror masterpiece...

[@AliahJones-c1b]

“Men are more emotionally prepared for childbirth.” ????? 😂😂😂😂 now I have NEVER heard that one before 😭😭😭 I feel like that guy just wishes women didn’t exist lmfaoooo

[@aprileyte7r]

@@RazedFiremen are more likely to freak out actually so

[@zizojaezekeom3565]

​@@RazedFirethey AREN'T the pregnant ones 😂😂😂 that's no argument it's like saying "the sun is cold" 😂

[@Bourqueable]

@@RazedFire Hormone fluctuations are a major part of pregnancy, and not just pregnancy -the menstrual cycle. Hormones are what triggers ovulation and the period. Both are essential for pregnancy to happen. Everything about pregnancy is finely tuned to respond to hormonal fluctuations because that is the bodies way of saying "it is time for this to happen now". You can't have pregnancy without the hormones. Oh and hey, did you know that men have a testosterone cycle throughout the day (and seasons) affecting desire and mood? Men even have something similar to menopause called "andropause". Mens' behavior will change depending on the level of testosterone-once it peaks in the morning men can be more aggressive, impulsive, sexual etc. In fact, higher testosterone in males means higher aggression in general. Basically what I'm trying to say is that men are also (negatively) impacted by hormones. It's not widely discussed though and in my personal opinion I think it's because that would mean admitting that men also get emotional due to hormones and that they could no longer discredit or demean women under this pretext. They're only shooting themselves in the foot though. Oh and just to add for the sake of argument-by the time the average woman gets pregnant she's had time to get used to the hormonal changes that come and go with the menstrual cycle (some can even predict when their period will come based on how they're feeling from one day to the next) so even though pregnancy hormones are intense there's a certain level of experience guiding them through those changes and how to navigate them-and they are intense. I don't think a man would know what was going on and it would probably drive them insane lol...terrifying thought actually.

[@RaeranDaen]

@@RazedFire what you just said actually makes ZERO sense when you look at how hormones work. men aren’t more equipped, if they were, they’d be the ones getting pregnant, from an evolutionary standpoint.

[@RazedFire]

I tried devils advocate and failed. Wouldnt have tried if I knew a bit more about pregnancy.

[@lunastarwater9856]

What do they mean stretch marks means she’s had atleast one kid I’m 15 year old virgin who has stretch marks on my thighs 💀

[@Missy-in5nf]

Fr, the uneducated ness of these people show when you realise stretch marks are from growth.

[@lunastarwater9856]

@@Missy-in5nf exactly

[@trustfulplace3894]

my brother has stretch marks, the fact that they think it’s an afab only thing is wild

[@wolfesona]

same lol, and I thought I was fat XD

[@ScatteredAcrossTimeAndSpace]

Literally me, on my arms and chest too

[@elliananan638]

Male authors write their female characters the same way they write about roadkill I swear💀💀

[@VioletKitUWU]

What are you writing roadkill as?!?

[@sumlem]

​@@VioletKitUWUMEAT

[@SurviveAndLiveAtTheSameTime]

Your poor poor roadkill

[@VioletKitUWU]

@@sumlem What is this meat doing

[@dandantsm6560]

That makes so much sense at least for me. It really is like describing a corpse in a crime scene! Usually when people write normally about people's appearences it sounds quite different, but these men really do write about women like a body on a crime scene!

[@Sinking_Sunset]

As a man I can confirm that when I pee to full power it breaks the toilet bowl and the 3 floor below me 😔

[@wings_bl]

lmfao the mental image really got me like 😂😂

[@L_oliviarodrigosbiggestfan]

Omg 😂

[@NathanATaylor]

don't even get started on crossing the streams 😰

[@jongameaddict]

The guys who brag the most about their pee strength would be DEVASTATED if you asked them to use that strength to remove the poop stains inside the toilet.

[@mitsume_slay]

Nah.. that's weak-

[@angelheartzz6350]

men tend to write female characters with an significantly noticeable focus on their looks/physical appearance, while women write female characters based on their attributes and personality

[@karma8395]

lol and then the men write that it’s not about her “beauty” contradictory lol

[@inplane9970]

@@karma8395 It's not about her beauty, but she HAS to have flawless and *fair* skin, 0% bodyfat, 21 inch waists, hourglass figures, and a double-digit body mass. Oh, and she's a loyal and obedient person too. Not a single opinion should come out of her mouth unless it's a paraphrase from one of the manly men main characters.

[@Felix_hobi]

Women writing men do usually look very attractive, but they don’t make it all about their looks

[@SatanicPizza-fo2ei]

That's interesting, because I have noticed more female authors describe what clothes their characters are wearing and the fabric of it, while male authors were like "a blue dress. A shirt and pants and she had a backpack" and they're never gonna mention what clothes these characters are wearing again, except on occasion. Maybe authors just have different writing styles? Some men write shit women characters, but what about Coraline? Eowyn? Lyra Belacqua?

[@jadedryad]

Yeah, there's quite a difference in priorities there

[@taobunny]

as an aspiring male author the fact that these men looked at their work and were like " yeah , thats good " makes me feel incredibly dumbfounded and disappointed

[@Missy-in5nf]

As a girl, I honestly think your going to be a great author just from the fact your self aware.

[@fionacalou11303]

On the plus side, it won’t be too hard to do better (I’m sure your works will be amazing btw. I just wanted to make this joke.)

[@MeemahSN]

The bar is so low, a toddler could jump over it. You're fine.

[@MetryTwintails]

I personally think your gonna be an amazing author, It's refreshing to see people who are self aware and recognize the flaws.

[@-Swiltf-]

not only that, but it managed to get through the editor and publisher?? 😭

[@lolalotta2687]

i hate when i’m sad and my boobs just droop to the floor 💀

[@Summerstrider]

Hate when that happens 😔💔

[@skeeskoo.]

so relatable…

[@kawaRCC]

and then you gotta bend down to pick them up! what a nightmare...

[@goodvibes6226]

I swear- being sad just adds extra weight to my boobs... I hate it 😔

[@the_ethical_horse_girl]

Same. It's so uncomfortable too, I have to get a wheelbarrow to drive them around 😔

[@chem-lg4ov]

Some sexist guy writing about how he wishes mpreg was real makes me crack tf up 😭

[@sincerelyscorpio8647]

Imagine nature letting men have the ability to grow life inside them...the world would be a bigger hellhole than it already is

[@brittneybrat8911]

Just a closeted gay really 😂😂 But they won't ever admit it.

[@morbidsearch]

And somehow most of the people getting upset over trans men being pregnant are also massive misogynists.

[@leg8280ee]

@@brittneybrat8911nah maybe he just wants a woman to impregnate him🤣

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

Some men really do experience womb envy, whether they're conscious of it or not. It's interesting stuff. Edit: I'm sorry about your comment thread, Chem. I didn't think this would happen :(

[@Kokofishi_]

“Her breast bounced breastily as she descended the stairs, her breast boobing happily as she laughed.” 💀

[@SkiddlyBink]

She breasted boobily down the stairs....

[@grace.k.77]

Breast boobing 😱😘🤯🥰😜

[@ThisCreature]

Nawh what is this prompt😭

[@superfoxgal]

Pretty much men writing women

[@charcharcharleneee_]

not the alliteration 💀💀

[@Ghosting296]

Men terribly writing woman just reminds me of those alpha male werewolf movies I keep getting adds for on tiktok

[@melissam597]

But less well written 😂

[@WiseSageBum]

I'm sorry? What on Tiktok?

[@sasvkeee._]

STOPP 😭😭 THE ONE WITH BETA DRAKE??

[@darkstarr984]

Those are often women writing everyone badly… and still not necessarily as badly as some of these *published* male authors write women.

[@aureliaavalon]

​@@darkstarr984 writing that's writing everyone badly 🤣 I'm stealing that

[@KyleTriola]

As a male myself I do get uncomfortable when other men write women to the point where I need to use Holy Water as eye drops so I can try and purge what I just read.

[@shaktimishra9710]

Same bro these male authors are ruined our reputation 😭

[@LuckyKlvrSyx]

If it makes you feel any better, it literally doesn't matter.​@@shaktimishra9710

[@melody_melon_73]

We appreciate you making women characters who are more than big boobs and a quest for the man to conquer. Keep up the good work and happy writing!

[@BeginningOfpeace]

​@@melody_melon_73go get checked lmao ,your talking about this person as if he did it

[@Bedbuggs]

@@melody_melon_73yeah girl what are yapping about?? 😭

[@DwynTwo]

"Her heart ached with sympathy for him [her husband] when she thought back to that day. While she had lain in a warm, comfy bed in a luxurious clinic, getting every wish fulfilled as soon as she thought it, he'd had to wait outside, on a hard chair in a cold hallway." -a female character (written by a man) describing GIVING BIRTH

[@Serene.ratl0]

😰

[@DwynTwo]

@@Serene.ratl0 A few pages before that during the husband's POV he complained in his inner monologue that the kindergarten teacher judged him for letting his kid play video games while a mom wouldn't have been judged. What followed was a paragraph of what a double standard it is that dads get judged and criticized for everything they do while moms get praised for the slightest effort when it's the complete other way around 😭

[@Serene.ratl0]

@@DwynTwo GIRL WHAT THE FUCK WHAT BOOK IS THIS BURN IT BURN ALL THE COPIES😭😭😭

[@Romanticoutlaw]

😱 tell me that author hasn't fathered a child irl..... please... please my faith in humanity is so fragile...

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

@@DwynTwoWTF that is the exact opposite of what it is irl 💀

[@saranoelle3927]

“Sagging audibly in the night.” Mitski lyric or Man writes woman?

[@meowmeow-im6tj]

BYE😭

[@ajlorentz]

Lmfaooo. I can now see a man writing that the nipples glow pink in the night

[@fiishgirl]

i read this to the tune of last words of a shooting star

[@sapphicgrimm]

😭😭

[@finkleycarrot]

WAAH AHA THIS IS SO FUNNY IM GLAD I LOST TRACK OF TIME AND SCROLLED TO THIS

[@sincerelyscorpio8647]

Kpop stans with female idols above 25. God knows how many tweets I've seen saying the Blackpink or Twice girls aged like fine wine. And I'm like...they aren't even 30, wtf are you on about

[@Felix_hobi]

They are going to age like fine wine tho😂 also it is kinda surprising how young they look with how much stress they are under

[@idkwhatodoforthis]

They think everyone who hits 25 is middle aged 😭

[@The_Super_NOVA]

Wouldn't surprise me if most of these stans acting like 25+ is old hag age are P3DOS

[@soytuabuela54]

@@Felix_hobi they look young because they still are, silly.

[@mesCheerios]

lol they are so young. Anyway when i think of "ageing like fine wine" i dont think of ppl who preserve themselves with botox, i think of those women who look even more beautiful as they develop wrinkles and grey hair

[@Ren-Strider]

The part about women being less psychologically prepared for something like pregnancy is RICH. My dad and brother get a cold and they become the most dramatic people ever.

[@estellawalsh217]

my moms a nurse and she told me theres a term they use called a "man cold" because men manage to make it seem like theyre on their death beds every time theyre a little bit sick lol

[@sopronunciareglignocchi7255]

​@@estellawalsh217 Nurses are renowned for being the town's bicycle. Your mum can't be trusted.

[@slsthewriter1299]

​@@sopronunciareglignocchi7255 You don't need a nurse to tell you how dramatic men are.

[@Emotional_Problems.]

​@sopronunciareglignocchi7255 says who💀💀 do you just hate nurses??? Do you realize Emily is a registered nurse💀 where is the statistics for this

[@sopronunciareglignocchi7255]

@@slsthewriter1299 I would say the same about women but keep projecting.

[@_unexxenu_4211]

I’m an aspiring male author and am making sure that none of these sentences ever touch my works 💀

[@AllisonJones1875]

I think everyone appreciates that. In all seriousness, though, good luck!

[@_unexxenu_4211]

@@AllisonJones1875 thank you!

[@anabrenda7658]

@@_unexxenu_4211thanks you sir 🫡🫡🫡

[@nightwhisper1334]

We’re rooting for you.

[@_unexxenu_4211]

@@nightwhisper1334 thank you so much!

[@Nour-db7ig]

The chest be having more personality than the character 💀🤚

[@Hdhhekddjjd]

Hinata , oriheme.😂 are the best examples

[@evauwu5190]

​@@Hdhhekddjjd orihime *does* have some character as bleach goes on though

[@Hdhhekddjjd]

@@evauwu5190 ok i agree with you she is sweet but that is a only thing I see in her and her.. that Is why I don't like fan service 🐕‍🦺 like her and midnata .

[@evauwu5190]

@@Hdhhekddjjd yeah, I also agree that orihime and a lot of other women in bleach are reaaaaally affected by fanservice

[@Hdhhekddjjd]

@@evauwu5190 i think we are same we both hate fan service 🥴 especially for women. the writer made chest of a woman her only thing.

[@gloomy_glamour]

I love seeing men writing women. It really broadens my views on how some people are just a little bit uneducated 😊💕✨

[@ieatchalk6189]

"Just a little bit" is an understatement lol

[@sincerelyscorpio8647]

A little bit uneducated?

[@kcio3erene307]

"little bit"

[@masonc8140]

I think they are just telling on themselves that they have never spent more than 5 minutes talking to a woman in their life. Clearly they have never had a female friend let alone girlfriends, or lived with a woman other than their mother, whom they clearly didn't pay attention too either. 😄

[@Winterisnicee]

I LOVE THIS COMMENT ❤❤😂😂😂

[@king_tutankhamun]

‘Sagging audibly’ makes me think of the ‘gwomp’ sound that plays when Squidward is visibly disappointed

[@yolosucker]

THIS WAS WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO

[@oliviajoelle]

😂😂😂

[@luolianhua]

You're cruel 😭😭

[@StuffedVeggie]

HELP I CAN'T BREATHE

[@white_tulip2189]

HAHHAHAHAH

[@-.NoX.-]

10:09 as a minor below 15, I have stretch marks, I'm pretty damn sure I haven't been pregnant or given birth before.

[@J14078]

same here

[@J3ss-t5j]

Same I started to get them when I wasn't even a teenager

[@jinxx117]

Samee 😭😭

[@Kioko-tn3dq]

Same

[@lulucamarillo7448]

2:34 Imagine someone visits the city and all of the sudden the ground just starts shaking and they're like, "Oh my god, it's an earthquake!!" and their friend just calmly looks over and goes, "Nah, that's just Jonathan taking a piss."

[@sparkyblue7016]

Omg 💀

[@casperg.8603]

I’m a male author, and my current project is written from the perspective of a male narrator. Reading back how I have him describe men I think I either accidentally wrote him as queer and/or I need to think about something

[@PaolaPonce-ec7tm]

Oh...😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@therealphoques]

LMAO

[@JennyferPepin]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stratoshine]

happy pride month to both of you 🙏🙏

[@salysian]

OMG I DIED 😭😭😭

[@KweenofRats]

I just had a breast reduction 2 weeks ago exactly and they removed 7 lbs. And I really wish we could stop romanticizing unhealthily large breasts 😭💔 It's good for you if you love your size no matter what, I loved my body too, but I could recognize that it was not healthy or sustainable for me, and I'm less tolerant of cis men objectifying a health issue. Gigantomastia and macromastia are real and can be really bad for the body to support... Or maybe I'm just salty cause I'm in pain and look like Frakenstein's boob monster

[@jmarshal]

I got a reduction a while ago and it was one of the best things I did (along with my hysterectomy). Having all that weight gone was so incredible. And my self esteem improved. I don’t hunch over so much from back pain and trying to hide them. And I’m so glad that when I’m out or talking to someone, their eyes aren’t constantly on my chest.

[@KweenofRats]

@@jmarshal I literally feel the exact same way, tho I wish I could get a hysterectomy with my endometriosis being the way it is, but my back (aside from general pain), feels incredible, my clothes look like clothes on me and not trash bags, and I feel lighter on my feet tbh. Of course, I'm only 2 weeks post-op so I'm still feeling (and seeing) the worst of it, but every day gets better!!! Really happy for you as well!

[@iamtoxic4663]

​@@jmarshal omg that chest staring during convo is so real. Ik they do not mean it, but it makes me uncomfortable. I thought of having breast reduction but I love my breast now

[@rosveann]

omg girl i hope it heals all good❤️‍🩹🤞

[@KweenofRats]

@@rosveann Thank you! Doctors are pleased with how it's going so far so I'm confident it'll all go okay!

[@leoswift6938]

My boyfriend who is a funeral planner watched it with me and during the part where you talk about the deflated breasts on funerals we absolutely LOST it

[@UNSAMU3L]

Im a guy and the way other men write about women is frightening. I write for fun but I don't usually put overly s*xually things about women in my books. I focus on friendship mostly. We should really normalize platonic relationships more often tbh

[@urieommarang]

Don’t be shy, drop your stuff and let us decide

[@izzyhjelmstrom2397]

I kinda wanna read your stuff, I need some friendship books to read

[@PaolaPonce-ec7tm]

Me too I wanna read!

[@sopronunciareglignocchi7255]

We get it, you're a simp 👍

[@shaktimishra9710]

I read women author novels even as a man cause atleast tgey have story and character development

[@emmyloutidwell1024]

Bro the peeing one is like… the opposite of reality. Women are significantly more likely to have problems with incontinence (especially associated with pregnancy and childbirth), while men are significantly more likely to have problems with an inability to urinate (associated with enlarged prostate).

[@sedmycizinec]

My former creative writing classmate once wrote a sentence that was something like "She had the body of a male athlete, except for two firm, undoubtedly female breasts." and I still haven't recovered from that

[@Caldera_Scarab]

...did they pass the class?

[@sedmycizinec]

@@Caldera_Scarab It was an extracurricular seminar so it wasn't graded like a regular class and I think everyone who has ever taken it had a 100% final grade lmao. So they did but that itself doesn't mean anything.

[@Felix_hobi]

I can’t believe how much better Women writing men is then men writing women

[@roxassora2706]

Exactly.

[@C6Wolves]

Lol but we dont have any funny lines to laugh at tho 😂😂

[@3starsburningbright]

Every so often society gets Twilight, but otherwise we’re leagues ahead of them

[@cutecorgiis5230]

@@RicochetForce they still write them better than men write women lol

[@Maneyaku]

Exactly they write shit like " he groaned,his eyes darkened " and essentially weird stuff that I don't even wanna talk about​@@RicochetForce

[@SapphicRaccoon]

21:03 i cannot accurately describe the number of times men have told me something along these lines when they find out that I’m a lesbian. I’m not even joking whenever I say that one time, a guy was flirting with me at a roller skating rink, and I told him that I had a girlfriend, and then he said “Oh, so you’re like-gay?” And I said “Yeah, I’m a lesbian. So…go away” and he was like “haha, right, you’re a ‘lesbian’” and I was like “uh…yeah, I am…” and he said “well, when you say that, you don’t actually mean it, right? You’re actually into dudes as well, you just don’t want me to think that you are?” And I told him “No, I’m not into dudes, so please leave me alone” and this man literally said “Alright well, let me know the next time you are your girlfriend fucc so I can watch” after that I just walked away. Also to make matters worse, that guy was seventeen and I was fourteen at the time 😭

[@larissa_9082]

EWWW WHAT A WEIRDO OMG

[@Romanticoutlaw]

💀 trying to pick up chicks at a roller rink?? I'm not sure I've ever seen a straight girl at one to begin with...

[@swankytable84]

What the fuck

[@apexyl5135]

Told a guy I was gay bc I didn’t think he’d believe asexual, and he asked for a threesome. Next time I’m memorizing the number to an abortion agency or something humiliating, and giving that to him so he actively suffers embarrassment.

[@qazielynn2580]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@evhdti]

men writing women definitely focuses on looks and sexual representation in books focused male character in a scene where he sees a special woman it takes like 2 pages describing their “just halo glowing auburn hair, that curls at the end like a pigs tail”

[@Spidermonkey43]

And don’t forget their perfect porcelain skin and perfectly round almond brown eyes

[@evhdti]

@@Spidermonkey43 i would never

[@StuffedVeggie]

​@@Spidermonkey43 Your user gave me memories of me, my brother and my mom Playing the Ben 10 race game on the ps3 and we would always pick spider monkey (Ik no one asked but it gave me memories😔🤞)

[@yourfavperson3748]

​@@StuffedVeggie BEN 10 MENTIONED????

[@annegrey3780]

While I wouldn't consider myself a writer, I have been working on a novel for over a year as well as a collection of short stories, and found this oddly comforting. All this time, I've been so worried that if it's not perfect, it's unworthy of publishing...that worry is gone!

[@myguitarisbetterthanyou]

here’s to you getting your work published!

[@Tail_sez]

I watch MST3K specifically so I can feel the same way

[@IDKWhatToPutHereHeIp]

0:02 this reminded me of an joke me girls in my class have: I am the only girl with glasses and every time we’re talking about something and someone in the group wants to “correct” a person (as in joking) they take my glasses, put them on with one finger, and go “wellll☝️🤓” and then my glasses go in a circle around the group till I take them again

[@deluludiyaaa]

Omg woww🤣🤣cooll

[@M3ltedicicle]

literally everyone makes that joke

[@IDKWhatToPutHereHeIp]

@@M3ltedicicle well I’m sORRY for having fun

[@cloudyyy_dragons]

@@M3ltedicicle lol none of my friends do, however my teacher last year did call me and two of my friends the glasses girls 🥲

[@IDKWhatToPutHereHeIp]

@@deluludiyaaa Ik right!!😂😂

[@clownshark_]

im turning 29 in a few months and while i know my life has barely begun im terrified of getting older and your attitude about the aging bit put things in perspective a bit for me. it doesnt hit the same when an older person says im still so young and have so much life left but someone around my age being positive about aging is nice and youre so fucking funny 😂

[@rdpsysium7340]

My 20s were trash, so I was thrilled to turn 30. I turn 34 this year and I feel SO much better about myself than I ever have. More confidence, less caring about what other people think. Therapy has helped. I've gotten so tired of other people's expectations for me, I've started doing shit JUST for me, nobody else. I hang out with my 80-old-aunt on a regular basis; she's in good physical health and mental health. When I hear people die in their 70s I'm like, wait, they could have had some really good years left! The sort of fear-mongering about getting older is ridiculous. I promise it gets easier if you just kinda let yourself exist without letting the external BS get through. Yeah, it is hard, but it's worth working on. I tell people I'm not anti-aging, I'm pro-aging. 😎

[@clownshark_]

@@rdpsysium7340 i feel very similar! my 20s have been a nightmare and im glad to leave them behind im finally settling into life, mental health is the best its been and figuring out who i am and what i want. im not afraid of physically aging or anything like that its more so knowing that im getting older and that means my parents are going to get older and eventually die and so will i. i never even considered that when i was younger. i didnt think id live past 20. its things like that and feeling like i waisted a lot of time. im just about to graduate highschool this month. i know its all about perspective ive only been fully coherent for like 20 years i have so much time left but its hard to shake the feeling. i just kind of wish everyone could live forever and capitalism didnt eat us alive. therapy would 100% be helpful 😅

[@ashley.s3215]

Aged like fine wine... shes still juice iconic

[@ArsonBr]

T guy here. My tatas would make an obnoxious metal groaning sound I think

[@N0rtmiik3]

LMAOO, mine would be Tobias Forge whenever he does metal growls

[@Romanticoutlaw]

that sting that plays on hell's kitchen whenever gordon ramsey sees something bad in the kitchen

[@ArsonBr]

@@Romanticoutlaw you’re a genius

[@StuffedVeggie]

HELP I CAN'T BREATHE😭

[@help.im_dead]

mine would fr be korn no specific song just korn

[@berniceforever]

2:10 that’s a pretty cool superpower, but, you won’t believe it, we can make humans inside of us.

[@monsap79]

Wait no way

[@Tail_sez]

🤯🤯🤯

[@yongzhiyuee6523]

The talk about age around 12:00 feels so validating for me. As someone who didn't do so well in highschool, it really does feel like if you don't have a great highschool life (great grades, great friendgroup, a relationship yada yada), it really feels like you're gonna have a bad future never attaining satisfaction again. The emphasis on youth and having to do everything is so overwhelming for me, and as an autistic person, it can be hard to attain some things. I am now graduated, and couldn't care less about high school anymore, and I have a lot of things to look forward to as well

[@Emma_Kate_]

Oh my gosh the second I read the title I knew I had to watch this! Emily talking about men writing women sound like it would be the best video!!

[@DevonStaples-hi]

i didnt even read the title😅

[@bramvanharen689]

This comment sounds written by ai

[@sydneyruewho13]

Sameeee

[@Emma_Kate_]

@bramvanharen689 oh no you caught me I’m so definitely a robot!/j

[@SR-zp4je]

Ok, the puppies as boobs thing was weird but BIG TOES SHORTER THAN THE OTHERS??!!! Whaa? This woman would be unable to walk properly

[@angelad230]

Maybe it’s just shorter than the second toe, and just poorly phrased. Lots of people have feet shaped liked that

[@sophiecrophie7540]

That's actually a thing! My mom's big toe is the shortest of her toes, due to a thing called brachydactyly (abnormally short and wide fingers and/or toes) She can walk just fine! It does make shopping for shoes a pain, though.

[@Space_Guy46]

"Tips on how to write women? I've been having a lot of trouble." "Just write them as you do men pretty much, yknow there still human" "What if there girly tho" - conversation I had on Discord

[@RR-on4sk]

I always have given that advice as well. Write the character as neither or how you'd write a male & then revise to female after it's all written. It's one thing if the book is heavily going into female only experiences (periods, pregnancy, etc), but most of these writings have nothing to do with that. Heck, they can't even do that correctly & often leave out the "messy" parts of being female, as if women are born hairless, no periods, boobs that have separate physics from the rest of the world, etc.

[@AndrielleHillis]

So, when I was pregnant, it very much felt like my husband was the only guy and the planet that still saw me and not just my belly.

[@skrunkleskrunkle]

the butterfly necklace is very pretty idk i couldn't stop thinking about it

[@larissababes]

MILLIBOOB IM CRYING

[@calicobagels]

22:41 "She pulls down her pants and it's just Blank Space by Taylor Swift" LMAO 😭

[@Unicornplush428]

LEABAINS WAKE UP EMILY POSTED!

[@adumba3709]

Less bien*

[@Chuuyaisashortie]

​@@adumba3709 Lesbiabs*

[@Unicornplush428]

@@adumba3709 fr lol-

[@damplamp3259]

Labsiesns

[@Catsmakemeselfconscious]

lseingbein

[@amity.mp3]

2:25 It’s the power of… *Pisseidon!*

[@TracyBracken-xc1gd]

Underrated

[@Lazh-_-]

21:46 of course it's a win for women 😍

[@aphilesart4444]

15:28 STOPP I SPIT OUT MY FOOD LAUGHING 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m literally imagining mamory glands with a full set of veneers on each 😭😭😭😭can’t stop laughing

[@kcio3erene307]

i was questioning if i shouldeat food to this. since i ws still in shock and had no idea it was gonna be this gross

[@nalamohamoud4260]

i think the reason i love watching emily's videos is because she's an accurate representation of everything about me that im too afraid to express on my own, and it makes me love myself and her even more

[@_ace_productions_]

2:27 Poseidon? You must mean Pissidon.

[@NiarahHawthorne]

Nice

[@MurMurYoutube_Astra]

Bless you, god of puns!

[@ko379]

Love your rant about aging. I try really hard to instead of saying like “we’re so old” to be like “we’ve become real adults!” Or “we’re such grown ups” because I’m 30. I’m not old, but I do love not being 18 anymore.

[@blue-dabad33]

8:59 i'm imagining this guy thinking all this like Patrick Bateman like "look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful fullness of them. My god, they're three and a half milliboobs per handful."

[@AwkwarddFoxx]

Americans will use anything but the metric system /j

[@V1SXUD]

How didnI just find out you’re a fellow lesbian 😱😱😱 ANOTHER WIN FOR US LESBIANSS

[@P3rrineLover]

WAIT WHAT SHE IS????

[@V1SXUD]

@@P3rrineLover YUPP

[@zizojaezekeom3565]

Lesbians let's go, let's go Lesbians

[@kyokisze]

TACO

[@uravityuraraka1327]

23:59 mine would make the sounds those spring door stoppers would make

[@griegagore684]

The peeing things could just as well be from r/BadWomensAnatomy. Since women are more prone to UTIs specifically because the urethra is shorter... much shorter (25 vs 4-5 cm)

[@Marker-229]

for anyone looking to skip the sponsor

[@justinp.360]

The weird aging thing is big in gay guy culture as well from what I can tell. 30 is considered “gay death”

[@justinp.360]

Same thing with the “being gay is a waste”, I’ve been told that by women too 😵‍💫

[@croissant2882]

its a leftover from the aids epidemic. a whole generation was wiped out so current queers didnt meet anybody above 30-40 years old so when they meet a person in their 30s they seem old as f compared to the rest of the community

[@Mercury-ok8ie]

You talking about "twink death"

[@justinp.360]

@@Mercury-ok8ie I think of it more as evolution: twink -> daddy

[@e.s.r5809]

I mean I guess all our elders died of HIV. But I like to joke we age in dog years.

[@lumiiistar]

WAKE UP BABE EMILY POSTED

[@lumiiistar]

btw i love u so much and u have nearly inspired me to make my own videos! u are mother to me

[@Gyarukeir]

IM WOKE

[@Ok_zobo_-.]

IM AWAKE!

[@p1nkm4tt3r]

IM AWAKE QUEEN

[@Floptropica.8]

I'm awake!

[@ккє-о6ц]

I'm so ill and bedridden rn, but I knew watching you would aid me a little🫰🏻thank you

[@KweenofRats]

Currently recovering from a major surgery and Emily has been coming in clutch. I feel you! 😭💔

[@iamtoxic4663]

Get well soon, you two!

[@oceanrosethatsailsacrossth3466]

Get better soon ❤

[@Benisnotreal143]

13:00 that description almost made me throw up 😪

[@Itsatragedeigh]

12:29 after my graduation for my masters i went out with a bunch of my fellow graduates to a club and was having a cigarette outside with one of my classmates who i wasn’t close with. Hes Korean and said to me “youre that type of white person i cant tell the age of. Are you 25 or 35, i have no idea.” And i think that was the best compliment I’ve ever gotten

[@mrudulasamant8916]

23:07 OMG that line was so good

[@WillowLavender]

I feel that rant abt aging so much tbh. I‘m 31 & tbh rly at my best rn. Only expecting to get better. I‘m glad as lesbians we‘re at least a lil further removed from it but man. Shit‘s weird

[@roselover411]

12:45 i had to take a break, i could not process for a minute. I can't even describe the way that literally made me blue-screen.

[@elizabethnoneofyourbuisnes2806]

I get what you mean on the grape vs. raisin situation when someone is in late 20s it's come up a lot. I don't thank people when they say I look young because it seems weird, but I don't correct them too much. They say "Oh, it says you're 28 and you just look younger" when they scan my ID and I respond "Okay, well I was born when I was born" or "I hear that a lot, but that's just my age" I understand that people value being young but it's so weird to experience .

[@izzyhjelmstrom2397]

I kinda wanna be old though, so I can be a cool grandma that crochets all day (I'm 18 and I never wanna have kids lol)

[@Mercury-ok8ie]

​@@izzyhjelmstrom2397you could open a crochet competition for younglins

[@cozmicdoodles7167]

I had an older man recently ask me how old I was and when I said 28 he started complimenting me on how young I look and I had to fight not to say "yeah, because I AM young". I get he ment it as a compliment but also like, dude I'm not even to my 30's yet I sure HOPE I look young.

[@nelsonboubou7006]

That’s why I love Fujimoto so much. At first sight you feel like Csm female characters are shallow but quickly realize how deep they are and actually feel like REAL PEOPLE

[@yendyss]

my favorite part of this video is the words emily uses for women's body parts: virginia, down under, southern border, nepals, glee tourists, fun bags, honkers, bazingas, vaginyay, puppies, tatas

[@katelynpalmer7811]

Whenever I watch one of Emily's videos it feels like I'm watching KZbin in 2014 again. Love it!

[@morbidsearch]

2009 more like

[@s0f1412]

The way i giggled so hard at these are insane

[@loki_doki-my5hs]

DO NOT GET ME STARTED on the physical appearances in books in general, gender of the authors aside, because the beauty standard is not only prevalent in movies and on social media but I see it in books to, mainly romance novels. The authors will yap on page after page about having 'wide eyes' 'flat stomachs' 'round ass' 'perky tits' 'small nose' 'high cheekbones' 'full lips' 'heart-shaped face' 'long hair' and I'm over it because it's perpetuating a stereotype that only if you look like a supermodel, will you fall in love which is totally untrue. A really good book that does criticise this is 'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Bronte which was written as proof that you don't need to a 10 to find a happy and heathy relationship. This is in no way a criticism of describing appearances but there doesn't need to be such a focus on it and certain characteristics as it takes away from the characters personality and the depth of a relationship. I just want an FMC to look realistic. 😂😂 (Sorry for the rant but I loved this video)

[@b19wing]

Didn't Jane Eyre marry a dude that was 30 years older than her though???

[@loki_doki-my5hs]

@@b19wing Yeah but the relationship at it's core was founded from love and back in the 19th century, marrying an older man would have been acceptable.

[@ryanpooley]

Omfg i think about the book about the pee "getting lost" in the womans body or whatever ALL THE TIME Im a guy but i have bladder issues and sometimes i feel like i gotta pee and i sit down and ?!?! The pee got lost on the way idk

[@ryanpooley]

Oh my god exposing myself as a pee sitter online!

[@b19wing]

I sit when I pee lol I don’t make a mess that way :3

[@9124Nove]

"Like two puppies pulling on their leashes in slightly diverging directions." That's the best one simply because it mentions puppies.

[@justcallmed933]

Am I the only one who never saw the "aged as the fine wine" comment as implication that someone is old? For me it's like "oh wow, they somehow managed to become even more beautiful with time"

[@Tail_sez]

20:22 Why does this feel like it belongs in an explicit Transformers fanfic on ao3

[@3ggztr3m3b33tz]

7:54 From what I've seen online, some people would heartily disagree

[@myomayo]

i don’t know sh1t about writing, but the best woman written by a man i’ve seen is from John Dies At The End, Amy was portrayed like how’d you expect her to be portrayed by a male author, but in the second book you read bits of her perspective and it perfectly shows how men write women vs how they actually are. David sees her as almost a damsel in distress in the first book, but she’s actually kinda badass. (but she’s still realistic) edit: if you’re interested in the series, just know she isn’t the main character, but the love interest. she definitely has an important role but in the first book she doesn’t show up until maybe halfway through

[@P0ppyseedmuffinn]

i didnt know we could have a purse there😭🙏

[@peeppeeped]

just watched I Saw The TV Glow in theaters wit my best friend and i'm never recovering, so as copium, i'm binging all of emily's videos. gods, don't let me fall asleep 😭

[@juliaholcomb7031]

the part about graduating college and everyone around you going "omg were so old now" is so true😭😭 like all of my friends turning 22 and thinking they're elderly like guys??? were such babies cmon

[@ofthespades]

21:08 ok but not the author implying that people involved into being gay 💀

[@drainingenergy]

13:34 and men still wouldnt be able to find it

[@georgialilly7467]

As an AMAB I seriously don't understand how some men struggle with that so much. It's literally RIGHT THERE. You can fucking see it

[@JubeiKibagamiFez]

9:38 I think we need a full bloopers reel for this video. I wonder how many takes it took to hold back that laughter.

[@kerys_2009_c]

I love these essay style videos, she always makes really interesting and relatable points. Looking forward to watching :)

[@potatoperson9460]

12:29 they only want u when ur 17, when ur 21 your not fun (sorry u thought of that song)

[@yeetyeet2441]

I love the ambience in her videos it really helps create an environment

[@L_oliviarodrigosbiggestfan]

8:00 if they are less physiologically prepared why did god give them the job?

[@loIory]

11:18 A guy at his 30's called me old I'm 21

[@CeeAyeDee92]

20:10 that was a weird way to say she was brown with green eyes...

[@ConfusedPengu1n]

21:34 amen sister, amen 🫰✨️🫰✨️

[@NathanATaylor]

9:11 banger line

[@Anya2014]

Tbh when I heard "breasts sagged audibly" my first thought was a wet slapping sound - like a giant frog running across tile 🤣

[@Justanotherquotist]

Noo why did i imagine girls just holding their breasts like half water filled balloons and walking around being like "my curler didn't work today I'm so sad...look at these going down as soon as I drop a tear."😢 😂😂😂😂 God I can't imagine myself like that