'Arrogant' Archbishop, 'Stasi' Starmer, 'Loser' Lineker | Plank Of The Week With Mike Graham

[@saphire9934]

Starmer should be in jail for treason 👍

[@earlofchiswick2089]

and for enabling war crimes , crimes against humanity and genocide

[@DavesGarden1714]

And Reeves and Rayner

[@susankromer4430]

I agree, he is the ultimate mega plank of the week/year 🤣

[@susettemclachlan8765]

The amazing courage of the Battle of Britain pilots who flew daily knowing that 50% of them would not return. That they might never again see their children, wife, parents, siblings, every time they took to the air to defend their country

[@doloreswylie3067]

Now instead of real Men and Women prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice for their country we have a police force ( big men 🤣) not allowed to have so called funny hurty words on their coffee mugs. We have become a race of silly, weak wimps and the entire world knows it..

[@brendaroseblade2858]

It’s difficult to pick plank of the week when there’s so many to choose from.

[@andrewdalziel4006]

It's what the army would call a target rich environment.

[@kathallen1972]

Pmsl 😂😂😂

[@brianscott5008]

Yip, this week there are enough planks for a raft of nominees.

[@ThePilot10cliff]

Love Plank of the week…it helps to defuse the madness of the past week

[@Whatsthestorytoday]

I agree it's a respite from the lunacy by talking about the lunacy 😂 on the flip side it makes it so clear how lost the uk is . God we need a Donald J Trump to sort this chaos out

[@FrankKerr-m7t]

@@Whatsthestorytodayrest bite…..? :-)

[@Whatsthestorytoday]

@@FrankKerr-m7t hahaha 😆 fixed 👍

[@FranklinYoung-s9d]

Starmer is delusional!🤮

[@gloriadenning3860]

I can think of other words more suitable to stammer than delusional ...... "Free the sausages" what an idiot.

[@DB-np2vg]

Evil

[@rab1962]

Just look at Welby’s eyes… IMHO, eyes of a madman! Creep who gives me shivers just looking at that man.

[@susankromer4430]

Agree; I always thought he was a bit weird!

[@davrosalien630]

Dirty disgusting old man

[@andywarrington4738]

had me in stitches when Mike did the Starmer impression , hilarious , thanks made my day

[@blumbotough1076]

Just make Starmer the winner every week & call it 2nd best plank of the week.

[@SueBrown-c5d]

Good idea 💡

[@roberttreborable]

Justin Welby case is too serious to be plank of the week, he should face a criminal prosecution.

[@susettemclachlan8765]

Plank of the Week is the reason I LOOK FORWARD TO FRIDAY !!!!!!!! It's SO GOOD!

[@susanlitherland698]

it's Friday it's plank of the week my favourite show👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@SueBrown-c5d]

Brilliant show and panel, as always, great topics. Thank you for the laughs with such scary subjects. Khan is not interested in helping the British patriots.

[@chrisgrant845]

How the inept Starmer sleeps at night knowing that the whole country can't stand him and wants him to go , beggars belief ! Resign !

[@kateroyston9416]

Lord Ali will comfort him,probably buys his jim jams

[@binky1612]

Because Starmer is a psychopath and is incapable of such emotions

[@WhyWhyWhy-ms3we]

he will not go , he doesn't care. he has to be dragged out

[@MargaretBassett-uf1fi]

He's too thick to realise how much people despise him.

[@DC3Refom]

​​@@WhyWhyWhy-ms3we not just him the whole liebr org , the blob too

[@timwingham8952]

Starmer is just an utter disgrace, on every single level.

[@frankyule4592]

Khan jail him please

[@SueBrown-c5d]

He's backtracked on his comments re President Trump, shock horror, watch LBC.

[@sh.4409]

Deporting would be better.

[@WhyWhyWhy-ms3we]

YES YES YES! he is a traitor and will soon be imposing sharia

[@DB-np2vg]

Khun is a can't

[@WhyWhyWhy-ms3we]

@ lower than that

[@UtubeRwokeLefties]

Having Starmer in the list is unfair. He would win the Plank award every time.

[@Lindsay-t2e]

Well after or ahead of SK in Londonistan

[@lenwilkinson672]

Do we really need archbishops of Canterbury sitting in the House of Lords.Keep bishops out of politics. The Reformation and Henry V 111. are long gone.

[@johnmarsh2078]

When 2029 comes around will right-thinking members of society please band together and make sure that we not only kick out this shocking Labour lot but that we make sure that Labour is unelectable for six or seven generations to come. That's about 500 years.

[@Colt4.5.]

Great Show . You do a fantastic job to persuade your audience that the Labour government are not fit for purpose. THANK YOU.

[@gillianhynes7120]

Thanks for the great show. I look forward to it all week laughing from start to finish.

[@Joy-w5j]

Wokeby is a disgrace 😡😡😡

[@DB-np2vg]

He should have been sacked.

[@cristinesaunders2428]

I just can't stop laughing, right along with you all! LOL!

[@EdinaCloud]

This is getting harder each week. So many planks, so little time. 🙄

[@lynsimpson5658]

Love ❤ Plank of the Week, G'day everyone ❤ love from Australia 🇦🇺

[@gherkamum]

Rory Stewart..... has he stopped crying yet over Trump victory........😊

[@SueBrown-c5d]

I don't think so.

[@albertarthurparsnips5141]

Does he eat ?…He appears not to. David Bowie physique, circa 1975…

[@rosalindchurcher8028]

Mike you are priceless 😂 love this show.

[@DeniseJames-xb7rj]

Why was Welby allowed to resign? Shouldn't he have been suspended subject to enquiries?

[@mareandickson3058]

No, chances are he would have still had to be paid whilst suspended... I'd like to know WHY he wasn't arrested after he resigned..

[@Lindsay-t2e]

Welby. A bell tent and a bug bag and a dozen boy scouts makes a cozy weekend.

[@jwsuicides8095]

Always the best show of the week!

[@marktheyoungest666]

Another excellent show 😂😂😂 Thank you 👍

[@Rob-zx8lm]

I love the lack of adverts in your show, Mike, unlike the Talk schedule, every 10 blooming mins.

[@inannamoonchild7643]

Starmer is plank of the week

[@dlamiss]

Plank of the century morelike

[@davidwhelan1545]

Starmer is W@nk, of the century! Sorry for my rudeness!❤

[@SueBrown-c5d]

Same for Khan.

[@davidwhelan1545]

@johnkitching2248 I do hope you are being understandably pro active? My lovely ray of sunshine?

[@Lindsay-t2e]

Yeah. Every week till he buggers off.. To coin a phrase.

[@cragboom3]

Stop the boats, Khan out, Stasi Starmer out, support our Jews. Proud of being British.

[@SueBrown-c5d]

Agreed.

[@sicilianotoronto]

Release the Sausages

[@flangepipe1]

I like what the young lady said about how expensive it is to travel in Britain on public transport,,,,,,,,,Well myself and my wife and daughter are travelling from MELBOURNE in VICTORIA to ALBURY in NEW SOUTH WALES a distance of 360 kilometres then returning several days later and the cost for the three of us is $31.00 about 15 quid there are other train journeys that cost more but usually tourist adventures so we cannot complain can we. Something really wrong with BRITAIN

[@vjamesg100]

Totally wrong. Why are they rewriting British history?

[@joffey1212]

Ihave no tv licence and watch bbc everyday ,if politicians can be hypocrites so can i

[@Fizzyred97]

Starmer sounds like the robot in the old smash advert

[@johnfaulkner9024]

Or Zippy from Rainbow!

[@JM00-v9c]

nailed it 👍

[@Lindsay-t2e]

Ah yes ❤

[@chrisknox4346]

Why would Welby let Smyth die before bringing this into the light when Smyth could have talked about who else was involved? Hmmm, I wonder.

[@wendyharris8026]

Great point

[@JosephineClatworthy]

Love love love this plank of the week brilliant 👏👏👍

[@davepowell6740]

Did Staharmer pluck that figure of 81% from thin carbon air

[@Steve.H75]

a talk tv presenter called Tommy Robinson a racist without any prove and without Tommy there to defend himself that presenter should be sacked

[@ADAMSINA-j3n]

The Untouchables do so much damage not accountable, but free to walkway. Should be accountable.

[@juliehall7476]

The SNP representative was a disgrace 🤬

[@cyberleaderandy1]

So Starmer, Khan or Lammy this week? No other choices really.

[@brendaroseblade2858]

All the Labour front bench. It’s hard to choose. Get them out!

[@SueBrown-c5d]

A 3 way tie.

[@mareandickson3058]

​@SueBrown-c5d LITERALLY - If you know what I mean - a manage e trios

[@keithyoung810]

It’s now the Church of anyone but England

[@EireFbs]

Spot on .. 👌🏽🤷🏽‍♀️

[@professorchris3515]

Will Prosecutor General Starmer prosecute Welby?

[@ChristineLoveridge-gz2er]

Welby should be charged with accessory to crime. As he knew about it and never acted on it.

[@janetobi2193]

Brilliant discussion ❤ free, open and honest.

[@frankyule4592]

Ben habib for MP

[@danahhoughton1390]

For Prime Minister you mean🎉

[@antoniopalmero4063]

Don’t forget the mathematician , Abbot .

[@SueBrown-c5d]

Twinned with lamey.

[@gillianhynes7120]

Could you imagine if they had got together and had children!!

[@paulineivison9973]

What a brilliant show…..I’m still laughing. Thank you, I needed that.🤣👍

[@susankromer4430]

I feel a plank coming on. … the BBC never lets us down 😂love this Programme 😊☺️

[@susettemclachlan8765]

The illegal immigrants already have free bus passes in London. So I assume the new legislation is to extend their free transport to rail and the underground!

[@mark9748]

Free bus passes is nothing. They cost between £500,000 and £1,000,000 each.

[@SueBrown-c5d]

And private healthcare and dentistry.

[@mareandickson3058]

The illegals in our town have bus passes - electric bikes & access to a mini bus to take them where they want to go..

[@guccipupsy891]

Wokery has turned politics nasty

[@pauline608]

Love Plank of the Week guaranteed a good laugh every time .

[@karenj7161]

Great show.... Loved it!

[@UberAlphaSirus]

I remember 20-30 years ago, When we had a client who's brother was in the church. He was moved into a Birminghamistan church as punishment for outing all the PDFs. The irony.

[@annmolloy8600]

On Sadiq Khan: Now the know why Pakistan is in such a mess.

[@MichaelMonk-i1o]

Love this show

[@janettemccubbin8246]

If Welby was at these summer camps as well, then maybe he’s involved in more than covering up.

[@JM00-v9c]

he was probably more exposed than covered up

[@frasersutherland1834]

​@@JM00-v9cthat's the funniest reply yet. Cheered me up big time. Thanks JMOO.

[@frasersutherland1834]

Still laughing.

[@FrankKerr-m7t]

Russell talks a lot of sense …always has a good argument.Same as Ben Habib…

[@beverleightodd5710]

Greene King bought up Morlands brewery, who were based in Oxfordshire where the MG cars were built, which is also why you have a beer called "Speckeled Hen" which was developed for the 50th Anniversay of the Abingdon MG Car factory. It was named after the factory runaround car which when parked outside the paint shop got speckled with paint. Now the factory has gone and the brewery's been taken over.

[@patjohnson-u8m]

These clowns sitting on the road are probably students who don’t work. Disgusting lot and hope the parents stop their allowance. They are a waste of space.

[@woodand]

nearly 80million people in America think like us ! that's more than the entire population of the UK. imagine if everyone in the UK thought like us and believed what we do.. heaven !

[@frankbrodie5168]

Welby's statement regarding that which shall not be discussed on this channel basically boiled down to - "I'm not a scientist.. But I reckon we should all do everything they tell us to do. Because there's no way whatsoever that they could be even the tiniest bit wrong. No scientist in the history of mankind has EVER been wrong about anything. And particularly not pharmaceutical companies..."

[@ILikeWhiteUK]

GLADYS.... Greater London And District Yearly Supercharge.

[@susanwills2243]

Thanks for explaining what it means

[@Kj-sf8cj]

Really enjoy your show, we all need a laugh and you always manage to deliver. Thank you. 😊

[@Sharon_Mc]

🇬🇧 My boyfriend had a beautiful Capri Blue MG Midget 💙. C.1964

[@courtnayzeitler8564]

Did it ever work?

[@frasersutherland1834]

Er, what are we talking about exactly?

[@ianhowarth6799]

Think you're going to have to do a double feature soon to fit in all the nominees.

[@effedorf]

Mike can you please learn to shut that mouth to your first right? He literally talks over everyone!!! Shut him up or ban him from the show.

[@annemarieoliver]

I have lived in Azerbaijan when the oil and gas was being upgraded of course they will not give it up why should they,

[@johnbuxton6009]

Well done to you all I had so much fun watching you all 😂🎉

[@jwsuicides8095]

As a young woman I'd drive in to London 6/7 days a week to work. I worked evenings and the only safe way to travel was by car, let alone there not being transport to use at certain hours.

[@kaywaters7478]

Khan is MAD!!!!!!

[@johnrichardson4335]

This program is brilliant 😂

[@simplythetruthuk8099]

19:07 “and maybe SadIQ Khan, You know, That nice man that runs London” Where, Into the Ground!

[@decimusmaximus8465]

im puzzled why isnt Welby’being investigated i think it because a bigger story than there saying Starmer stopped Jimmy Savile being charged in 2009 make you think hmmmm

[@susettemclachlan8765]

the reason he won is because there were too many candidates which split the opposition vote to Sadiq Khan.

[@MashaB-pk8hl]

Welby should be prosecuted.

[@rogerlowe1107]

there is still a pub called the black boy in Hull

[@Engpr56]

There’s a street in Bristol called blackboy hill yet they forgot that and toppled the colston statue 🤣🤣 thick as mince they really are

[@deanstevens8609]

Linerker places to much importance to himself. His behaviour very much like a Holywood Elite

[@SueBrown-c5d]

He's a narcissist twonk.

[@colinmatts]

@@SueBrown-c5d Why? Because he has liberal political views?

[@SueBrown-c5d]

No because he's trying to force his lefty opinions when he should be presenting a TV programme. Butt out linneker.

[@DC3Refom]

​@@colinmatts because he tries to lecture others shld of stuxk to football instead of being a pompus hunustrbtr yat

[@SueBrown-c5d]

No, because he's a narcissist.

[@annecampbell9236]

You’ve got so many planks each week to choose from! Ha ha ha! It took 9600 BBC LICENCES TO PAY LINEKER

[@hazelarmstrong2643]

Gary thinks he’s God so would he accept this demotion?

[@darren6768]

I thought there is was a law passed a few years ago that if you know child abuse is going on and you don't come forward to the police it is an offence.. especially if you work with children e.g schools , care houses , church etc

[@viviennewearne6173]

The safeguarding rule

[@CHANANNAIRMOSHINGLEFAIRE]

let's do a remake of "SHAKA ZULU" with TOMMY AS "SHAKA ZULU"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@keithyoung810]

Welby was a well connected establishment choice . Starmer gets to pick the next one

[@jwsuicides8095]

Midgets and dwarves are both legitimate descriptions and describe different types of physical smallness and conditions.

[@glaslynx123]

Is there a mute button for JK

[@MashaB-pk8hl]

Keir is in his element at conferences like COP26.

[@davidhollings7805]

Like this show and agree with a lot of it, but JK still irritates me...just quite it down a bit. The others can do it.

[@ianbird8617]

No ads great

[@ArtLoverScotland]

Watching Starmer and Macron in that truck/jeep whatever - I was waiting for the stiff single arm salute!!

[@kit2133]

I'm really looking forward to the adults taking over.

[@kevinlarke4837]

What's the point of a reduction of . 81% of the worlds greenhouse gases , it ridiculous .

[@a.d.clarke4990]

“Poncing around holding a stick!” 😂😂😂

[@ledshamtom]

JK spoils this great show !Loves the sound of his own voice.

[@Steve-Cross]

There’s a pub in Bridgnorth called the Black Boy Inn. What’s offensive about that? It is an historic Inn that has been around for centuries. I think they tried changing the name, but there was uproar. And rightly so.

[@carolineowens1364]

Starmer is on an ego trip, rather than working for the good of the people of this country.He is an embarrassment a disgrace and an absolute plonker.

[@sylviahopkins3340]

Please award yourselves the plank for not knowing that. Wolfe Hall was about Thomas Cromwell , a brave man to. whom. We know many of the freedoms we have recently lost.l do love your show, but really!

[@AvaT42]

Starmer looks like a South American dictator standing up in that jeep.

[@DavidA-ps1qr]

Macron should have been in the UK on Armistice Day thanking the British for liberating his country in 1944. Fat chance of that happening.