Tanc a Lelek but it's getting FASTER (Nyar's Mix)

[@matodiniv]

> Defeats Lord Governor > Claims Khiva and her Reactor > Locals hail me as their liberator > Enters Reactor > Sees ballistic Missile stockpile > This does not add up > Receives an urgent Telegram from the rebelling Houses > "You have 8 Hours to leave or we'll nuke you to high hell" > *Panik* > Pyotr says we have a chance to intercept missile carriers before they can level Khiva > Tarkhans pledge loyalty to me > *kalm* > unpauses game > 'Nuclear War Started' > "HEAT SIGNITURE DETECTED!" > *P A N I K*

[@Nyar-Mitox-Project]

First Playtroguth be like

[@itzaleaf405]

@@Nyar-Mitox-Project Really though, cause I was using a meme ship of mine ('Experimental class flagship') and was actually doing well. Leveled the Lord Governor (legit our ships are ~same size if not mine being larger). Then proceeded to be absolutely destroyed in the endgame due to how stupid slow my ship is, and with no monitoring equipment... head on combat is it's only thing honestly lol.

[@Airsickword]

@@itzaleaf405 this is why carriers are the best, especially if it your flagship or a large secondary ship

[@KoishiVibin]

>scramble fighters > all the fighters > where can I buy more fighters > heres some more > wave of goddamn plane icons on the map > interception > also many casualties > buy enough time to lift fleet > more fighters > some bombers > start work on some more ships > build one that's just point defenses > oh hey here's some more missiles

[@biowepcosmic]

>returns nuclear fire >Creepy wojak

[@anormalphantom130]

When you start counting how many ships left on your fingers, but you've already lost an arm and 4 fingers during the battle.

[@troypascoe4916]

which fingers and what arm?

[@aidanmatthewgalea7761]

@@troypascoe4916 yes

[@dumpsockpuppet5619]

@@troypascoe4916 the ones not holding the trigger, so keep firing, the only counting you need to do is "one less"

[@jakubrzepkowski2290]

@@troypascoe4916 he was trying to say: 4 fingers - 4 ships arm - 5 fingers - 5 ships 10-5-4= *1 Ship*

[@EricWulfe]

@@jakubrzepkowski2290 the joke literally flew over your head. let me explain the joke to you out of sympathy; theres no arms or fingers left in the context

[@kabob0077]

This is somehow more menacing than the original... But the original feels more demented and has a sense of immediate doom, this meanwhile is impending doom that's getting closer by the second.

[@Phenix1234HD]

It's very interesting how the song transforms from an "I'm so fucked" song to a "fuck you, I hope you are at peace with your gods" song depending on how much you play the game.

[@EduzReeveM]

*TERMAL SIGNATURE DETECTED*

[@kabob0077]

@Morgan Null Ah, so Zenos and WoL as a song.

[@kabob0077]

@Morgan Null Warrior of Light, the PC in FFXIV.

[@kabob0077]

@Morgan Null Final Fantasy 14.

[@trentonfox]

When you take on the Lord Governor in only a Lightning

[@arnantphongsatha7906]

You don't need sight to win.

[@leadontaste7261]

@@arnantphongsatha7906 imagine flying around on over-G to blow his bridge up with one AP salvo with anti-G perks

[@wei270]

@@leadontaste7261 yeah if only there is an ANTI-G perk

[@leadontaste7261]

@@wei270 yes, there is "Experienced Pilot". It's not only maneuverability boost, but anti-G countermeasure to avoid blackout.

[@wei270]

@@leadontaste7261 what really? wow

[@meat1590]

Fuck yeah, best track in the game.

[@silaslithian5298]

It really is. And that’s saying something considering it’s supposed to be the “Your shit’s getting pushed in” song.

[@orshu45]

Truly, this song ideally describes what happens in three cities near Khiva

[@memey4103]

I guess you have never tried to complete the game on hard mode because I usually have to defend about 7-9 cities

[@helohel5915]

@@memey4103 The amount of cities to cover doesnt change, and the long range ballistic cruisers are simple enough to kill at any difficulty. Now those strike groups on the other hand... they need to get closer, and do scale to difficulty. Now that is a fight

[@underarmbowlingincidentof1981]

its been months and Im always coming back here late at night ... the mix is just masterful

[@Nyar-Mitox-Project]

So nice of you to say that! Thank's for enjoying it :)

[@legodude9]

3:00 When the nuclear missile gets detected 3:50 "Visual contact." 4:15 Nuclear missile is within range of the guns 4:29 Did you hit it? The little clanks I can imagine in the song around 4:10 are the small 57mm's on the Sevastopol firing/loading, the 2:15 are the MK-2-180's loading and firing. This weirdly gives me the terror of when a Hard SG finds your main SG and you have to use the Sevastopol in a "Stand or die." fight.

[@mk6315]

Stand and deliver every shell we have, men. Anyone left alive will remember us if we fall!

[@seagie382]

1:00 sick feeling, something is coming

[@cjoy1604]

"small 57mm's"

[@seagie382]

@@cjoy1604 small by in game standards lol

[@henryhaile1653]

"Enemy capital class ships detected. Moving to intercept."

[@redactedredacted7171]

Yes! Hahaha! YES! NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION IN OUR LIFETIMES! LET'S FUCKING GO!

[@lector-dogmatixsicarii1537]

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

[@kabob0077]

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@@kabob0077

[@jakubrzepkowski2290]

**

[@helohel5915]

When your Nomad gets nuked 3x in a row, extremely crippled with the entire topside exposed, the music picks up and you proceed to almost solo an entire strike group

[@notachair4757]

PoV: You're practicing a song and slowly getting better

[@makkuhitu]

Me flipping the funny red switches

[@deanmilos4909]

How it feels waking up early on a monday knowing you have to go work/school

[@piotrsajuk6435]

This goes really hard, more than I used to think it does At first I didnt like it as much as I love it right now but it sounds darker at the beginning and I love it

[@yourpancreas2634]

It is coming. Cower in your bunker, cling to your loved ones, do not let them go. The end is here, behold death

[@FirstDagger]

Or embrace Atom!

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

“Atomic war is inevitable. It will destroy half of humanity: it is going to destroy immense human riches. It is very possible. The atomic war is going to provoke a true inferno on Earth. But it will not impede Communism.” - Fourth International (Posadist)

[@kajetus0688]

Poland getting ready to press that button (2022 colorized)

[@kyokyodisaster4842]

Poland be like: ARTICLE FIVE, NOW FUCKING LETS GO WE ONLY LIVE ONCE! KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jayy7842]

_*About to press button_ Computer: "Thermal Signature Detected" _*Polish Commander looks up_

[@piotrekm.9810]

@@jayy7842 Polish Commander: Goooood.

[@brujf]

@@jayy7842 *_smiles_

[@boombox3136]

Oh no. The funny.

[@thebandofbastards4934]

When you cannot run from the enemy, so you decide to fly your ship towards them. At full speed.

[@karlez7664]

I'm still waiting for someone to make cover using different types of ingame weapon sounds instead of drums

[@merinofanfic4717]

Play it at 1.5 speed

[@Jo-ys3qx]

Was surprised by the slow start due to the all caps FASTER in the title, but still good to listen to, nice. Maybe you could make another version where it starts from the normal speed and increases gradually from there?

[@JP12345]

When you have to destroy a strike fleet at 4:00 o'clock but have a meeting with the Grand Duke at 4:15 o'clock

[@coolsceegaming6178]

I love how when it gets really fast you get that demented feeling of panic. As if everything is so utterly fucked

[@avaloff-truppe3558]

>ТЕПЛОВОЙ КОНТАКТ >ВИЗУАЛЬНЫЙ КОНТАКТ

[@Jupiter-rs4zl]

>ПОТЕРЯЛИ ДВИГАТЕЛЬ

[@orion6926]

The theme of the current state of the world

[@brujf]

The closest we get to June the faster the song goes

[@maxklinger1494]

@@brujf september be like: did somebody call me?

[@brujf]

@@maxklinger1494 three months error, still, funny moments only

[@helohel5915]

@@brujf Bruh how can this be true a year on haha... June has been insane 2023

[@EduzReeveM]

poland : yes, do tha funni... actvate the article 5 =) russia : you have 8 hours or we ____ ___ ___ ___. computer : *TERMAL SIGNATURE DETECTED* poland : what the f- computer : _Begining of the nuclear war_

[@nugget2073]

on low enough quality, the smoke trails look like gun barrels!

[@axoodle]

The Expanse railgun intensifies

[@CasperTheRamKnight]

When the EMP Blast hits you

[@kozaamovies1779]

Damn, it would fit BSG series perfectly

[@000tragicsolitude4]

Reminds me a lot of Skrimish 3 from Deadlock

[@squifftopher]

Dude I NEED that concept art in the background lol

[@squifftopher]

Found it

[@vaclavjebavy5118]

@@squifftopher the good ending

[@troypascoe4916]

@@squifftopher sauce?

[@raumfahreturschutze]

@@squifftopher Very cool, thanks for telling us.

[@areksuroboyo4588]

@@troypascoe4916 the ingame picture about the nuclear winter. The clock is showing morning time but the sun is nowhere to be seen. The ships light is trying to fine anything in the darkness.

[@AsimosTriouss]

This version should start playing whenever you hover over the Nuke button tbh

[@Sindroms23235]

11:59:55 ...... ............. 11:59:56 .....

[@brujf]

Yes

[@sicarius6501]

Well hello there fellow NCD'ers and NCD candidates

[@notachair4757]

Which NCD? Or both

[@KnightandDay33]

* SPOILERS * When you actually convince Pyotr to put the gun down

[@000tragicsolitude4]

"I am not stuck in here with you; you are stuck in here with me" -Polska

[@Hit_by_a_Parked_Car]

I think a fair critique if you're still around reading comments on a 6+ month old video is that because the beginning is slowed down, you've stretched the slow part out a little too far.

[@Nyar-Mitox-Project]

it goes (if i recall) 75% speed to 150%, in linear speed up.

[@TheLifeOfKane]

I thumbed you both up, Dawgs cause this just needs a second version. 80-100% to start, and demented by the end

[@Nyar-Mitox-Project]

@@TheLifeOfKane demented?

[@skibidi-bop-mm-dada]

@@Nyar-Mitox-Project Slow and with the "impending doom" feeling.

[@PlytkaChodnikowa]

have to do this: * article 5 intensifies *

[@ExAuditu]

Firefly reavers salute this music and ships design

[@cageybee7221]

the searchlight is shining through your windows...

[@Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech]

Struggle and Submission...

[@Rory-ruaidhri]

Lovely comment. Its an actual shame I am unable to appreciate it due to the high amount of brain rot I've sustained relating to submission.

[@biowepcosmic]

the empire will have this planet and if not no one will.

[@A_Dragovich]

Ordenstaat Burgund, but it is smack-dab in the middle of Mongolia

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

*STRENG GEHEIM*

[@maple5714]

it's like you're being chased and it's getting closer

[@rachun8746]

anxiety²

[@jakuboprsal1297]

Battle of Kiev : OST

[@MaximilianBrandt]

And we're still holding. This war will be the death of Russia.

[@screamofastrachan]

@@MaximilianBrandt no chance, m8

[@MaximilianBrandt]

@@screamofastrachan I guess we should return to this conversation later

[@screamofastrachan]

@@MaximilianBrandt I agree

[@UCMGTWOClan]

@@screamofastrachan Soon.

[@peternagy6067]

You could Ördög útja/Drumuli draculi as well

[@Nyar-Mitox-Project]

I just checked out these titles - they are bloody cool!

[@peternagy6067]

@@Nyar-Mitox-Project Are you hungarian? Your name means Summer in hungarian. And Tánc a lélek means something like the spirit/soul is dance

[@Nyar-Mitox-Project]

@@peternagy6067 No - I'm in fact Polish. Nyar is a shorten version of Nyarlahotep, an minor God in Lovecraftian Mythos. I belive that the original artist is hungarian however.

[@name-yn6vu]

@@Nyar-Mitox-Project the original is turkic (hungarian is very close to kazakh and the like, so in some cases, such as this, it can be misunderstood for hungarian)

[@АндрэасСаламанка]

Music that says all is lost. The god of nuclear war has awakened

[@verbatim545]

Tick, tock...

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Alexei lives

[@LukeVilent]

Basically, the anthem of the year 2022.

[@tanjaadler5139]

Can we get a version with just the speed atvthe start,cause thats the exact slowrd down version ive been looking for but only found here.

[@Nyar-Mitox-Project]

I no longer got the project files for this, but, with my new Tools and knowledge, i think i can get tthat to happen, if i won't worget ;)

[@haily_joel_osment]

Do it poland, do the funni

[@СашаВолков-ф5н]

POV: you learned that Russia is not, in fact, bluffing a bit too late.

[@Thoregor]

The theme of Fallout's irl beginnings

[@jvbndofvbnebe]

This is what will play after Poland does the funni

[@FreeRojava2025]

Poland’s unofficial theme

[@SpeedyNautilus]

When you slowely realize Ukraine has more ATGM's than you have tanks

[@name-yn6vu]

This is a game where you take kiev for the russian empire. The irony is unreal how people who have never played it use it for these memes lol

[@hueghh3775]

@@name-yn6vu Yes, you take middle eastern Kiev for the last survivors of a country loosely based on the Russian empire that got glassed into oblivion BY THE PEOPLE WHO RULE KIEV in a desperate fight for survival.

[@name-yn6vu]

@@hueghh3775 na not really, the desert was a desert anyway, and the khiva government is still just the rebels. Still sus that cringelords use it to make ukraine memes when ukraine is basically what you kill in the game

[@hueghh3775]

@@name-yn6vu True

[@SpeedyNautilus]

@@name-yn6vu the music plays when the Russian empire is in a bad spot, it fits quite well

[@EldarDragon34]

But it's lezginka

[@mezmezzy1870]

International volunteers going into Ukraine thinking they were joining the winning side of the war only to be met with becoming canon fodder and no escape as they signed 3 year contracts, respected by NATO and interpol

[@arnantphongsatha7906]

International LARPers getting minced by cranky Soviet-era hardware older than they are type beat

[@buckeye_8451]

Russian conscripts getting merked inside their T-72s with cope cages type beat

[@SSFhighcommandJOHN]

@@buckeye_8451 Do you know what a TOS-160 Burantino is?

[@hueghh3775]

>watch international volunteers join Azov >watch them get used as cannon fodder >watch trogs mistake Azov for the entire Ukrainian military much like the Russians do >laugh

[@buckeye_8451]

@@SSFhighcommandJOHN Yeah like the one the Ukrainians captured? Cope and Seeeeeeeeeeeeeth

[@exopht9012]

It's slower. Not faster.

[@krzysztofczoczynski419]

it gets faster though

[@bigboi4269]

It progresses

[@ironcicero3907]

The worst rework I've ever heard