God's Compass - The Cinema Snob

[@toddlazarus5952]

What if you leave your Gods Compass in your War Room? Is God still Not Dead?

[@SgtScorpious]

Maybe..

[@captainsealed]

Why would do that? Do you want to be Left Behind?

[@merrittanimation7721]

I don't need any compass! I'll make it past AmeriGeddon even if it take my Last Ounce of Courage!

[@EnsignRicky011]

No, but it means Heaven is totes real!

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

Nice puns.. my esteem for you gentlemen has surely RISEN :-p

[@c.t.651]

This is as close to church on Sunday as I'm gonna get.

[@kyleshiflet9952]

I actually watch these religious episodes on Sunday as a kind of joke church

[@inagildedcage]

Watching this in my War Room

[@kyleshiflet9952]

@@inagildedcage lol good one

[@AnInsideJoke]

You could even make it a group experience if you want, a kind of Christian Mingle. Maybe even a club for god. A God's Club, if you will.

[@kyleshiflet9952]

@@AnInsideJoke sure god club that'll keep the religious nutcases off our back

[@JordanFountain003]

"Raptured while posing for a painting" that line got me, comedy gold.

[@Blackheartzero]

On the contrary, this would've been the perfect scene for a Silent Hill reference!

[@MrU4theChillWind]

Oh no, you don't. You make try to tempt us into watching this one day early, but Monday is Cinema Snob day. We shall remember it and keep it holy.

[@DemiBirdDoes]

MrUnite4thechildren hell yeah, I'm watching on another Monday!

[@cottontail1039]

Well, today's Easter. So I might as well watch it on Sunday.

[@lonewolfgamingplus379]

Jesus Bro !

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Gentlemen we can't pray here this Is the War Room.

[@DecadeTheKarateBugman]

You know, when I see a film titled God's Compass, for some odd reason, I imagine it being some Indiana Jones-esque adventure involving an ancient compass leading to some ancient civilization thought to be lost to the ages....well, this is what I get for being so damn optimistic.

[@kyleshiflet9952]

Yeah I'd pay to see that movie

[@kyleshiflet9952]

@EbberDeeMills good point dude

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

And i see praying ice bears and cross laden airships... for some reason :-p

[@BraUnY74]

I imagined it being like second Buttercream Gang movie, at first, but with a bigger scope and budget, seeing boat scenes and compass in the title. I was dissapointed.

[@kyleshiflet9952]

@@Ugly_German_Truths you sure your thinking of that crappy movie The Golden Compass

[@kmcfarland]

"Nail boards over the closet. She's war rooming again" Had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard I couldn't continue.

[@lonewolfgamingplus379]

"Yeah..God's is a betting man and I lost" lmao

[@phreakazoith2237]

Now they have to get god's backpack, god's pocket knife and god's tent and the trinity can finally go on that camping trip

[@HylianFox3]

don't forget to bring a bag of god's marshmallows to roast over god's fire with god's sticks

[@MissSallyB1]

unfortunately, somebody forgot god's bear repellent

[@phreakazoith2237]

@@MissSallyB1 the trinity's camping trip almost turned into a tragedy but thanks to the fists of Jesus that bear aint no danger no more.

[@ouijacorn]

Plot twist: the one cop in town is actually several clones. He's like Officer Jenny.

[@WarDragonOfTheLight]

Maybe they're angels?

[@timokampwerth1996]

"Who's cheating, ass-gazing ways were cured by divine food poisoning." the scentences these movies produce...

[@Logan912]

"No reason to waste good ice cream." I mean, it's true.

[@andrewamp1]

Eli is gonna be a playable character in GTA VI, this is just the prequel to the game.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Aw, shit. Here we go again.

[@shwahgamer]

Give me C.J. or Franklin any day over this guy.

[@selingermann5599]

The baby wallet thing made me laugh for like 5 minutes straight XD Actually, Im still laughing. Its never gonna be not funny XD

[@NinjaVampireCyborg]

At first I thought that this movie was in the esteemed War Room Cinematic Universe.

[@cricketxing]

"Oh its just my real son.. I like my fake son better..." XD

[@kayhaven4710]

Cricket 99 that is one of my favorite lines by him. I gotta make a compilation of my favorite burns he has said while reviewing religious films.

[@SC4211]

I love how there was literally nothing to prove that the guy even attempted to jack a car, yet the cop chased him anyway. Don't Be A Menace to South Central explained this, man - being black on a Friday night. A misdemeanor.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

This movie is so black, my mouse turned into a bucket of fried chicken.

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

Honestly, the biggest stretch plot-wise was that the cop didn't just open fire in the hospital, shooting him 8 times in the back "in self-defense."

[@SC4211]

He probably had a body cam on.

[@policerthought5649]

Your comment is almost as lazy as this film’s writing.

[@augustwest5356]

You are the most consistently good prolific youtubers. Not only do you release at least one video every week, they are always well done and every video is rewatchable.

[@scarlettrahnavard3101]

HOW ARE THEY SO CALM ABOUT THEIR DYING SON?!

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Because they think he's going to heaven?

[@scarlettrahnavard3101]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 but BUT but like.... Tbh I'm Christian and I believe he'd be going to heaven too but I'd still be losing my little baby. Makes them seem kinda heartless.

[@MrJamaigar]

Probably because they think it's all part of "God's plan". I'm more surprised the movie didn't go with that title.

[@warhawk9566]

Goddammit they had every opportunity to have a shitty line like "God's compass always points us in the right direction" and they fucking blew it

[@MrJamaigar]

I guess that was too on the nose, even for a christian movie 😅

[@yudithcaron8053]

When they lost the sister: "Have they checked Child Protecting Services?" Ten minutes later: "I bet the sister is with the Child Protecting Services." When they are stapling posters like for a lost cat: "How come they don't check Child Protecting Services?" When they find the sister: "Ah well, never mind. Good thing her childhood home wasn't occupied by a pedophile."

[@HylianFox3]

how do we know she wasn't? she was clearly planning to eat her

[@ryandowney8743]

No fighting polar bears? Zero stars.

[@shwahgamer]

Are you referring to The Golden Compass movie? I think that's what it's called. I remember a friend of mine wasn't allowed to watch that movie because her parents thought it told people to not believe in God. I've never seen it myself so I don't even know if that's what the message was supposed to be.

[@ryandowney8743]

@@shwahgamer I've heard the book has a heavy anti-religious message. But I was under the impression the movie didn't include that.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

@@ryandowney8743 The first book is anti-Catholic and atheistic. The sequels are more generally antitheist and less explicitly anti-Catholic.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

The main villain of the trilogy is an archangel.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 An archangel who usurped power from God. A god who isn't actually the creator, but the first conscious being who lied and said he created everything. The ideas with Metatron and The Authority have a distinct what if the Devil was right in Paradise Lost theme to them.

[@GojiraRising]

Cinema Snob on Sundays is my religion.

[@cottontail1039]

The perfect thing to do when you're not allowed to go to church (or any other place) on Easter.

[@alexramey1741]

Hold up. Couldn't the daughter-in-law have just refused to press charges against Eli?

[@aarondavis8943]

Yes. Also, she never called the police in the first place. But it all turned out for the best. He got 3 years probation for saving a woman and her unborn baby. Heart-warming.

[@punkdallas1646]

I was hoping for a sequel to War Room. I can't believe I watched War Room because of you. Why does baby need a Piñata?

[@merrittanimation7721]

From the title I expected this to be a Christian ripoff of the Golden Compass, like what Persecuted was to the Fugitive.

[@randalgraves6979]

I thought it was a sequel 🤔

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Ironic given that the villains of Golden Compass are angels and priests.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@brandon roberts you saying that like it's a bad thing.

[@zarrg5611]

Isn't that Narnia?

[@merrittanimation7721]

@@zarrg5611 Maybe they wanted it to be less Catholic.

[@tintinismybelgian]

The guy at the clothes drive (21:33) might be Javier from Courageous (2011), by the Kendrick brothers.

[@notvcinema8741]

T.C. Stallings' eyebrows make me think he is of the devil.

[@JanetStarChild]

Funny you mentioned that, because I was thinking of the Lord of Darkness from the movie *_LEGEND._*

[@felixcolon599]

Just like uncle Leo's drawn in eyebrows

[@user-wx3wc4bo7c]

Brad we need a Cinema Snob montage of doing everyday things to a 80’s synth soundtrack especially using a can opener and brushing of the teeth

[@Luke.S2099]

Hell yeah, Tango, and Cash. Also lmao that Mac, and Me part had me in stitches :)

[@seanmatyas3938]

See Brad complained that War Room over explained who everyone was...so in God's Compass he was left confused and it took him 30 minutes to figure it out. Serves him right :P

[@nellenbacher]

that edit @22:17 made me laugh for longer than I should have. I really hope someone uploads that cut online so it just seems like it's part of the film.

[@400KrispyKremes]

Why would God need a compass?

[@bryangarcia5599]

Because He's a Freemason. Duh!

[@MrU4theChillWind]

To navigate his starship, dude.

[@LupineShadowOmega]

@@MrU4theChillWind "What does God need with a starship?"

[@bryangarcia5599]

@@LupineShadowOmega Oh, c'mon, now ⁠- you tryin' to say that if you were the all-powerful, all-singing, all-dancing LORD of the universe, you _wouldn't_ want a spaceship? Because I think you totally would.

[@phreakazoith2237]

a compass guiding God toward better movies?

[@TeamChaosPrez]

my birthday is tomorrow and your religious movie episodes are my favorites. thank you for this gift jkdnsdvj

[@ichigokarasu]

Having the Snob playlist on random and not knowing what was next, from across the room this looked like "God's Creampie". Heh.

[@freakyzed8467]

The Conception Story.

[@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist]

That's the name of the p'rno spoof, actually.

[@The1stFishBone]

20:57 Somehow the word "beans" turns an obvious joke into a hilarious one. Also, Bubba's Bail Bonds and Bait Shop is Simpsonesque, kudos.

[@HylianFox3]

Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)

[@Inzaynmembrain97]

I know the movie shows you that the car thief is a car thief but the cop doesn’t know that, it just looks like he’s chasing after and arresting an innocent black man

[@LupineShadowOmega]

The only way it comes close to making sense would be if he'd been on a spree of crime, which seems pretty unlikely since he'd been looking after his little sister and even actually went into the hospital with the woman he was robbing. He'd have known better if he was some master criminal, is what I'm getting at.

[@koenvandamme6901]

So the cop hears about a stolen car on his radio and arrests the first black man he sees? 10/10 realism.

[@LupineShadowOmega]

@@koenvandamme6901 lol I'd only give it to them if they showed a news story about him complete with picture on tv right before the cop grabbed him.

[@SpukiTheLoveKitten75]

@@LupineShadowOmega Yup. Apparently the screenwriter has the same problems with poor communication as the characters. What's really dumb is that, with better writing, acting and special effects, it wouldn't be a bad story. It would still be "Lifetime TV" quality but the general premise isn't that bad and it isn't insane or hateful as the other stuff. It's just a family melodrama with a few God-references tossed in and is not particularly frummy or stupid... just poorly done.

[@jessitheghost4556]

22:19 Maybe I'm still drunk, but I legit thought that was part of the movie for a second

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

Tango & Cash is one of my favorite bad movies, and as much as I liked this review, you've given me something to TRULY look forward to.

[@warhawk9566]

No seriously this movie might've had a point if he was a lawyer or businessman or something but he's a fucking doctor and the whole "Hey I know you're on the clock but your wife is lonely" thing doesn't fucking work here, like I get family is the most important thing but if he doesn't do his job other people might not be able to go back to their families.

[@ryantyler9677]

14:00 I've seen that woman before. Oh right, she was Kirk Cameron's wife in Fireproof. This movie has everything it seems.

[@azaraiahzee]

As someone who lives in Liberty U's hometown, I apologize for their shit show. We hate that place with a passion 😂😂

[@Georg3e]

I don't accept it🤣

[@nicklager1666]

So we are supposed to find our true north and use a compass to find god. So does it mean that god is either Norm of North or Santa Claus. Personally i pledge my allegiance to the cult of Lloyd i shall put a open tin of tuna before my altair tonight.

[@jonathansefcik473]

If God were Santa Claus that would actually be pretty epic.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I pledge my allegiance to the cult of Santa Christ.

[@sabbathunter]

Is the missing girl related to Alfred E Neuman?

[@Chipiliro613]

Shouldn't God's Compass always be pointing straight up? Like in the direction of the clouds? Or if God is all around shouldn't it be manically spinning in a circle constantly?

[@lonewolfgamingplus379]

The title of this film makes no sense. The only compass that makes sense is the Golden Compass. Fighting Armoured Polar Bears for god's sake !

[@DarkVaati13]

Oh boy. Tango and Cash is fantastic. One of Stallone's funniest.

[@MrMillionDub]

God Orb, God's Compass... Heaven must be behind on its bills if it's having this divine of a garage sale.

[@DarkseidJoshua]

If only God had a moral compass

[@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer]

oooh. that's hot. That's real hot.

[@DarkseidJoshua]

@Lexington73300 God should practice what he preaches

[@lonewolfgamingplus379]

@@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer You meant Hell fire hot ;)

[@arcanechaos3147]

4 years earlier Cinema Snob 'I should review this movie' Does the review 4 years later.

[@4Legacy]

Coincidence?

[@400KrispyKremes]

This movie came out in 2016. Right now it's 2019. That's three years.

[@arcanechaos3147]

@@400KrispyKremes I don't care.

[@barlitone]

Yes! Tango and Cash! I unironically love that movie. It's so Over The Top. But one of these days, you should watch I Do... I Did!, because I don't want to be the only person who knows what that movie is anymore.

[@okami-onome3912]

another Sunday release Cinema Snob if you keep this up I wont have any reason reason to skip work on Monday anymore

[@TheKML777]

First God's Club, now God's Compass. I wonder what other items of God that the Christians' gonna borrow for their movies.

[@ladycheyne5607]

Don't Be A Menace to God While Drinking Your Communion in the Hood🤷🏿‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

[@ladycheyne5607]

@brandon roberts Whatever Happened to Baby Jesus

[@RichardWatt]

God's toilet rolls.

[@Chipotleadvisory]

Stallings in this movie looks like a discount Dr.Dre.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Nothing But a G-thang.

[@profoundgenius9726]

More like a discount Morris Chestnut/ Jamie Foxx

[@artbargra]

This really got me! Have an upvote.

[@dx1450]

"It must be hard to be an art club and keep the gays out." LOL.

[@totaldramasurvivorfan9866]

Simple question, are you and Linkara still friends?

[@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer]

I don't know about trusting gods compass. Last time he tried directing people to a location, they got lost for 40 years in a dessert.

[@julieporter7805]

Hey the War Room Band is back together again for a new movie, The Forge. This looks like a job for THE CINEMA SNOB!!!!

[@francescaking6187]

Tango and Cash is a classic buddy film with cheesy one liners and hour sweaty men fighting 😍

[@WilfredoWolganG]

That silent hill joke caught me off guard 👌🏽

[@primoshunter]

Does anyone else fail to get these videos in their feed? I'll go a month or two without even knowing a new cinema snob came out. I have to search to find the channel even tho I'm subscribed

[@ZillMob]

4:33. Is "what's your damage" a reference still? Or has it just entered the lexicon? Or was it real before Heathers said it?

[@thequietdreamer2186]

Damnit, I’m going to have to watch it again just to notice the dog whistles!

[@vladdyvansavage8760]

i presume the makers of this went over budget & couldn't include a Neil Breen cameo. Oh rumor has it that Psalty the singing songbook's intimate show & tell scenes were cut out & left in the editing room. That most likely will be found on Kevin Spacey's laptop later.

[@snukastyle]

Obviously Dreamer is what we need. Someone must join the Legion of Saul!

[@LuriTV]

17:47 someone kidnapped the main plot device from Angel Beats! and made it a throwaway line...

[@Yoderstein666]

Just saw a random trailer for this movie and had to see if snob reviewed after war room. Lol.

[@h.p.lovefella2205]

he couldn be 40 when he graduated, that graduation thing is so old that it turned blue from yellow.

[@HylianFox3]

God's Compass and its sequel, God's Square. The Story of Freemasonry.

[@jtothaizzo7000]

i was weirdly excited to see miss clara... then to see tony... i may have been marathoning to many snob episodes

[@glentalbot9166]

It's not good Christiansploitation unless its hateful Christiansploitation.

[@blue.echoes]

4:51 That scene legit looks like it could be a vine lol, love it

[@okami6399]

For a second I thought that those Mac and Me aliens were actually part of the movie, I’m so used to these Christian movies just being insane and I didn’t bat an eye at first.

[@coffee-mutant]

"But don't you touch my Rubik's cube again!" LMAO !!

[@RichardWatt]

19:23 That's a Soviet red star - this movie was made by Commies!

[@floraposteschild4184]

How has Karen Abercrombie's character in these films never been punched in her nosy old beak? I wonder if Pureflix knows her production company is called Earth Mother Entertainment?

[@federalbureauofinvestigati1052]

5:19 the start of the Catholic cinematic universe

[@IgnatiusThorogood]

All those little vignettes where the director attempts getting arty do is remind me how relatively well-shot War Room was.

[@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser]

Keep up the good work Brad.

[@TemmiePlays]

God's compass always points DeuteroNorthy

[@TheRachaelLefler]

Please talk about Unplanned, if you haven't already.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

He did a car review of it.

[@TheRachaelLefler]

@@dreamlandnightmare Oh yeah I'd forgotten about that! Hope a full review comes out soon. I feel secure in Illinois, but my God, all these anti-abortion laws in other states are just plain stupid. Cruel too. What I hate is when they're trying to make bogus requirements for the building code of the abortion clinics to get them shut down, or doing things that tell women lies about abortion in the guise of "informed" consent... It must be hell to live in one of those states.

[@Laudanon]

Gaspity gasp, don't you dare make fun of Tango & Cash!!!

[@chriswelter3859]

T.C. Stallings looks like the devil himself. Those eyebrows are SINISTER.

[@melindoranightsilver9298]

Cinema Snob any day is a good day. Jesus Bro is definately still a better film.

[@Rocketboy1313]

16:28 Wow, such drama. It is like the "Jessica Jones" origins story.

[@ShadowProductionsXD]

So when are we getting a Tremors 2 episode? I didn't think Snob would ever mention it.

[@Starmadien2019]

19:05 did they just staple a window?

[@gaminggoof1542]

What's the song in the intermission called? The one you use with the spotlights

[@popasquatgaming1578]

8:15 HAHAHAHAHA that is totally a doll.

[@HylianFox3]

War Room + The Trump Prophecy? I didn't ask for this...

[@michaelwautraets7126]

will you be going to the state fair again ?

[@OlEgSaS32]

This person is asking the real important questions

[@ZombieDragQueen]

2:46 Is that Matt Damon with a big red nose because he was cold and had a runny nose? Did he owe the director a favor? Also, I'm starting to think the old woman's husbands aren't dead. They just faked their own death to get away from her.

[@panbat2367]

10:07 I really like the kids spunk, but this officer is correct.

[@yuurou7927]

For some reason this movie gives me a slasher vibe...uneasy.

[@cjgray8825]

so when will we get that Dreamer episode?

[@tecumsehcristero]

As an Eastern Christian who attends an Orthodox Church of Antioch out of Damascus Syria. This modern, American, form if protestant Christianity doesn't seem Christian at all. What about humility, being humble, patient, understanding, tolerant, loving, cosuffering love, giving to the poor, revering the saints, studying the ancient saints and the Virgin Mary, using prayer beads and meditation? Also it is a sin to be rich according to Christ, is this not taught in American, evangelical, protestant churches? If anyone American can clarify this for me I'd ne grateful?

[@Georg3e]

Ew Christain religion that allows for slavery

[@freakyzed8467]

@@Georg3e that's all Christianity, if you are basing it on the Bible.

[@Georg3e]

@@freakyzed8467 and Judaism

[@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist]

American Christian here, yeah, unfortunately a lot of American "Christians" don't actually follow the teachings of Christ, nor do they even know what Christ taught as many of them don't read scripture.

[@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist]

​@@Georg3eNice fedora.

[@austindolan7182]

that's so funny, i just watched tango and cash... now he's gonna review it! i dug that movie btw.

[@piros100]

someone who ventured to watch the whole movie tell me please why did I find on IMDB that Jason Lewis playes "Gangbanger" in it? what did the Cinema Snob leave out???? 😱😱😱

[@dylanlewis3038]

Any plans for a Tremors series review?

[@ElgraeProductions]

21:43 haha Futurama refrence

[@jcawthon99]

Why does god have a compass?? Does he do a lot of hiking?

[@Elhao]

Uhh, can't miss next week. I kinda like Tango & Cash, looking forward to its deconstruction :D