A Laughable Sales Pitch - The Unison MIDI Chord Pack

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Tantacrul

Tantacrul

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@Tantacrul
@Tantacrul 3 жыл бұрын
Hey everyone! If you liked this video and want to see more like it, I'd be very grateful if you'd consider becoming a Patron. www.patreon.com/Tantacrul. These videos take an enormous amount of time to create and my patrons are the reason I can do it at all! (Both my Eurovision videos which were taken down 2 years ago are Patreon perks by the way) Discord: t.co/a3oYi1Rbnc?amp=1
@joaovitormatos8147
@joaovitormatos8147 3 жыл бұрын
Since I already know they will try a copyright claim, please tell us what are they using. Probably their own name?
@zetizahara
@zetizahara 3 жыл бұрын
Very funny and entertaining video. After watching it, I even felt inspired to try learning to make music in a DAW. How lucky, then, that the advertising that followed was for a drag&drop MIDI pack of melodies and chord progressions.
@simongunkel7457
@simongunkel7457 3 жыл бұрын
@@zetizahara -I got unison as my ad before the video and then another MIDI pack...
@ElZamo92
@ElZamo92 3 жыл бұрын
WHERE IS THE LINK
@jesus.gongora
@jesus.gongora 3 жыл бұрын
P
@SheetMusicBoss
@SheetMusicBoss Жыл бұрын
help, i used an advanced chord and accidentally set mark rober's piano on fire
@dbclass4075
@dbclass4075 Жыл бұрын
Quickly, RUSH some WATER on it!
@AlexandreResende
@AlexandreResende 9 ай бұрын
More like *RUSH* some wat *E* r on it
@bh4vvy33t
@bh4vvy33t 7 ай бұрын
Mark Rober????
@justarookieartist
@justarookieartist 2 ай бұрын
​@@bh4vvy33they, I know this is 4 months old, but I just wanted to make sure that you've seen the video of Mark Rober's automatic piano playing Rush E by now. It's an absolute gem if you haven't!
@ChillKillaBeta
@ChillKillaBeta Ай бұрын
i cant think of anything quirky original or funny to say ill just say hi sheetmusicboss 😭
@AdamNeely
@AdamNeely 3 жыл бұрын
dAmn thOsE ArE sOmE prO vOwEls
@ciankiwi7753
@ciankiwi7753 3 жыл бұрын
OOEEAEAUIUOOE
@Enkaptaton
@Enkaptaton 3 жыл бұрын
You musician youtubers really do know each other, don't you? 🤣
@segmentsAndCurves
@segmentsAndCurves 3 жыл бұрын
rEpEtItIOn lEgItImIzEs.
@triplebarrel
@triplebarrel 3 жыл бұрын
[delay lama sfx]
@kerbonaut2059
@kerbonaut2059 3 жыл бұрын
ironically yours is the only channel i see stuff like this come up as ads until i got an adblocker.
@michaelaeschbacher4648
@michaelaeschbacher4648 2 жыл бұрын
"My secret? MIDI chord packs." - Miles Davis
@treeishtrees449
@treeishtrees449 2 жыл бұрын
He did say that
@dr.dandyphd4968
@dr.dandyphd4968 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when he said that, truly inspiring
@GMan269
@GMan269 2 жыл бұрын
I could have sworn that was Thelonius Monk that said that. "Ain't that a bitch?"
@dexterpoindexter3583
@dexterpoindexter3583 2 жыл бұрын
You're making me speculate, "If I'd had MIDI chord packs, I could've lived past 70. In that time I would have advanced the scope and glory of music by over 200 years." - Mozart
@nikitahichoii482
@nikitahichoii482 2 жыл бұрын
"MIDI chord packs are what make free jazz free" -Ornette Coleman
@glenbateman5960
@glenbateman5960 2 жыл бұрын
"Learning is stupid." That had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe, then I got hit with "pro-vowels" and my wife actually came in the room and asked if I was okay. Classic!
@digitaldeathsquid3448
@digitaldeathsquid3448 Жыл бұрын
W H Y W O U L D Y O U T H I N K
@glenbateman5960
@glenbateman5960 Жыл бұрын
@@digitaldeathsquid3448 Because the alternative would be unthinkable.
@akselrasmussen3386
@akselrasmussen3386 Жыл бұрын
@@digitaldeathsquid3448 Wow, are those pro vowels?! Amazing!
@fabianwho9797
@fabianwho9797 Жыл бұрын
Those are friends of tantacrul doing a parody... right? ... Right?
@andreamorana9097
@andreamorana9097 Жыл бұрын
hahaahah OMG i read this before the pro-vowels bit, i was like "what does he mean", then that part came and i was howling (vowels)
@yousuckatcooking
@yousuckatcooking 2 жыл бұрын
Ever since I started using pro level chords my music career has really taken off
@djofortunato5799
@djofortunato5799 2 жыл бұрын
Rotfl
@benjiusofficial
@benjiusofficial 2 жыл бұрын
2 weeks ago? It can't be! Your music was good beforehand! There was no need to become pro-level! Now I'll never hear more sick food-type beats.
@kozmobluemusic
@kozmobluemusic 2 жыл бұрын
Can you sell us your pro level recipes
@Yvelluap
@Yvelluap 2 жыл бұрын
pro level wangjangler
@baksoBoy
@baksoBoy 2 жыл бұрын
I always jump a bit in surprise when I see a youtuber I watch in the comment section of another person's video
@vwestlife
@vwestlife 3 жыл бұрын
Charging for a chord pack because "music theory is hard" is like charging for a times table because "math is hard".
@ponponpatapon9670
@ponponpatapon9670 3 жыл бұрын
PRO LEVEL FORMULAS (only for 30 bucks)
@nairsheasterling9457
@nairsheasterling9457 3 жыл бұрын
Collegiate maths textbook industry has entered the chat.
@kaustik185
@kaustik185 3 жыл бұрын
i usually see flaws in these types of comments but if you think about it... thats kinda exactly what it is
@distendedmist5840
@distendedmist5840 3 жыл бұрын
it's like charging for the times table for every number
@ДЗДАЗ
@ДЗДАЗ 3 жыл бұрын
@DELORM Lol same
@justvibin1087
@justvibin1087 3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait until Unison releases their Song Pack. Just drag the song into your DAW and BOOM! Finished song, why think?
@Ranipla
@Ranipla 3 жыл бұрын
Hello brother.
@smackky
@smackky 3 жыл бұрын
That’s just splice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@janpeters6202
@janpeters6202 3 жыл бұрын
The new drum monkey plugin is kinda like this
@DeuxNeufBoy
@DeuxNeufBoy 3 жыл бұрын
Cymatics did it
@nerd_one_ai2157
@nerd_one_ai2157 3 жыл бұрын
has anyone seen the meme with the red button. "make music" O
@solar_genesis
@solar_genesis 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't realise how hurt I was by the whole industry until I listened to B flat 7 and now I just keep crying and I can feel the spiritual growth and listening to B flat 7 on repeat
@marktyler3381
@marktyler3381 2 жыл бұрын
Only the 2nd invention is pro level.
@DanielSilva-gc4xz
@DanielSilva-gc4xz 2 жыл бұрын
I prefer the diminished b flat 7
@marktyler3381
@marktyler3381 2 жыл бұрын
@@DanielSilva-gc4xz lol that is a thing!
@TotalTimoTime
@TotalTimoTime 2 жыл бұрын
But is it a pro level B flat 7???
@ajdoesactuallyplaygames
@ajdoesactuallyplaygames 2 жыл бұрын
​@@TotalTimoTimeuhm, acktchually, all regular 7 chords have 4 notes in them, making them pro-level
@Rex-golf_player810
@Rex-golf_player810 3 жыл бұрын
"listen to your heart rather than what some old jazz man would want to teach you" i bet the old jazz man wouldve taught me to listen to my heart
@rodrigomachado5291
@rodrigomachado5291 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought.
@i_teleported_bread7404
@i_teleported_bread7404 3 жыл бұрын
Well yeah. Kinda the whole point of jazz.
@sadiqalimusic
@sadiqalimusic 3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@_nurmi06
@_nurmi06 3 жыл бұрын
The old jazz man aka my guitar teacher told me that metal does not pay at gigs but jazz does and I stopped going to his guitar lessons. And it happened two times by a different teacher. So they basically told me to go f*ck myself and listen to jazz instead of the genre I actually like. Edit: added stuff and had to get this out of my chest
@Rex-golf_player810
@Rex-golf_player810 3 жыл бұрын
@@_nurmi06 there do be shitty teachers out there sometimes I dont know how indicative this is of all jazz teachers though
@TheAgamemnon911
@TheAgamemnon911 3 жыл бұрын
Customers also bought: "Professional 8-pack of ones and zeros" Every byte you'll ever need in this 256 piece collection!
@nickwallette6201
@nickwallette6201 3 жыл бұрын
I have a 16-bit computer. Do you have an advanced pack with 65536 pro-level words?
@TheAgamemnon911
@TheAgamemnon911 3 жыл бұрын
@@nickwallette6201 Sure, but access to that DLC will be a monthly subscription of just 6.99$* (billed 12 months in advance)
@amateurprogrammer25
@amateurprogrammer25 3 жыл бұрын
@@nickwallette6201 Available for a limited time only! Brand new pack of over FOUR MILLION 32-bit words! That's right! 32 BITS! Your friends family will be blown away, guaranteed, or a full refund*! ORDER TODAY! * - refund process takes 12 months minimum and requires proof of purchase, which in some cases may not be provided to you, rendering you SOL.
@sbrevoltuion5
@sbrevoltuion5 3 жыл бұрын
I actually copyrighted the binary bit 0, so please refrain from using it
3 жыл бұрын
@@sbrevoltuion5 Pro tip to avoid copyright claims from Seth: Use the uppercase letter O when programming in binary. It's almost as good.
@oneonetwothreefiveeight
@oneonetwothreefiveeight 3 жыл бұрын
I actually never spoke until I had enough money to buy myself a dictionary. Now I speak pro-level words. Like the word house, ball, pepper, plant, laugh ... you name it
@prufrockrenegade
@prufrockrenegade 3 жыл бұрын
"I know words. I have the best words."
@darrengordon-hill
@darrengordon-hill 3 жыл бұрын
Cabbage?
@zero2herobeatspaul882
@zero2herobeatspaul882 3 жыл бұрын
But do you speak minor 9th or diminished words?
@PULSEMusicGroup
@PULSEMusicGroup 3 жыл бұрын
Pro Level Words, lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Now I have the best words, lol OMG that's is too funny, lol
@josep43767
@josep43767 3 жыл бұрын
Sir, I have copyrighted the word it. Please pay the appropriate royalty before I launch a copyright claim.
@Dendroapsis
@Dendroapsis 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations! You've almost certainly spent more time making this video than Unison spent making their product
@DanteLikesRock
@DanteLikesRock 2 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@AfterAll_IsSaid
@AfterAll_IsSaid 2 жыл бұрын
This reply should be highlighted
@DansuB4nsu03
@DansuB4nsu03 Жыл бұрын
I got a Unison ad in the middle of the video and burst out laughing. It was the most ridiculous (definitely not a coincidence) thing I've ever experienced. The sheer irony of Unison promoting themselves as a good company using this video's ads while the company itself is being absolutely roasted to the lower circles of Hell by critics like Tantacruel and the others who actually know what music is.
@kaikollas
@kaikollas Жыл бұрын
And its not even a joke
@stevethepocket
@stevethepocket Жыл бұрын
I think I've spent more time WATCHING it.
@daishoryujin95
@daishoryujin95 3 жыл бұрын
Within a few months: “I am now the head of unison audio.”
@JohnathandosSantos
@JohnathandosSantos 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@TheAgamemnon911
@TheAgamemnon911 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a plan: 1) become head of unison audio 2) refund all customers 3) declare bankrupcy
@Adi_Ivgi
@Adi_Ivgi 3 жыл бұрын
LOLLL
@GuyGamer1
@GuyGamer1 3 жыл бұрын
@@DevonDekhran Audacity created an OPT IN analytics feature to help them diagnose issues. None of your data will be collected unless you specifically ask for it to be. It's disabled by default. Ignorant fools like yourself freak out about it because all you never read the article, only the headlines that you see while circlejerking on reddit
@05degrees
@05degrees 3 жыл бұрын
Lol. Would he be able to juggle all of them at once, though?
@Protectthesun
@Protectthesun 3 жыл бұрын
Took me a while to realize that an actual ad for the unison chord pack was playing in the middle of this video. I thought it was a parody 😂
@1leon000
@1leon000 3 жыл бұрын
it WAS
@immaderpo5218
@immaderpo5218 3 жыл бұрын
Bro holy shit I also got a unison ad I’m laughing my ass off
@andrewperry6225
@andrewperry6225 3 жыл бұрын
@@immaderpo5218 Yeah. I immediately got an ad for Unison Drum Monkey when the vid finished.
@sorcvelvet6784
@sorcvelvet6784 3 жыл бұрын
That's why you use an adblocker I recently got one just so I could stop seeing uNiSoN mIdI cHoRd PaCk BuY nOw FoR oNlY $100 wOoHoO mOnEy
@isosceleskramer9565
@isosceleskramer9565 3 жыл бұрын
@@immaderpo5218 same, they must be salty af
@Kwabsii
@Kwabsii 3 жыл бұрын
I always wanted to get started in the corporate music genre, but my chords sounded too interesting. Now, I finally have the chords to skyrocket my soul sucking nothing-music career. Thanks unison!
@daishoryujin95
@daishoryujin95 3 жыл бұрын
Innovating. Forward. Forever.
@seahyx120
@seahyx120 3 жыл бұрын
Keywords: Corporate, Uplifting, Contemporary, Electronic, Joyful, Calming
@OdaKa
@OdaKa 3 жыл бұрын
It was truly my middleschool dream to make corporate music before I realized it wasn't real music apparently. Then I realized real musicians make corporate music, not corporate musicians.
@AGLubang
@AGLubang 3 жыл бұрын
Synergy. State-of-the-Art Technology.
@daishoryujin95
@daishoryujin95 3 жыл бұрын
@@AGLubang It’s not science fiction, it’s science fact.
@ThePrimeboy1
@ThePrimeboy1 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely got an ad for Unison while watching this (immediately after being told to check their ads, no less) and it took me a good 20/30 seconds to realise it was an actual ad, not a gag
@HackoX
@HackoX Жыл бұрын
Me too
@lolliii5477
@lolliii5477 21 күн бұрын
youtube is getting bad - i mean down right di4b0liçał - wait i meant atťr0c10u5, yeah thats the word. atťr0c10u5. why js it redacted?
@wesley2936
@wesley2936 3 жыл бұрын
The man was very sad with the woman when the woman said she did not want to marry the man. He said “this is the kind of thing that makes me cry” and the woman said “I’m sorry for making you cry”. Then the man got sadder and began to walk away down the road that had trees on it. The woman was sad by this and she said the man “please do not walk away. I still love you”. The man was happy that the woman said “I love you” but was sad about the her saying no when he waInted to maUrry her. He decided it wasn’t good and he wanted to keep walking so he did. The woman began to cry about this. Novel of the fucking century. Blows me away
@ibahart3771
@ibahart3771 3 жыл бұрын
Epic, shattering, beautiful. Where did you buy your vowels?
@JohnathandosSantos
@JohnathandosSantos 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for taking the time ti do that!!!@
@magnopere
@magnopere 3 жыл бұрын
You think you're slick. I recognize the "the woman was sad" word progression! You got that from flush valve
@khalidalzouma9656
@khalidalzouma9656 3 жыл бұрын
I'm legitimately enthralled by this tale and wish it was a full novel for me to enjoy! With the inclusion of PRO VOWELS as well!? What a read!
@bluegreenmagenta
@bluegreenmagenta 3 жыл бұрын
I like the way the man kicked the ball.
@guiAstorDunc
@guiAstorDunc 3 жыл бұрын
“Copyright takedowns create a fun creative restriction” is *the* most comically satisfying statement I have ever heard regarding this whole situation
@jimonaldo3108
@jimonaldo3108 3 жыл бұрын
I love how scathing Tantacrul is, man does not take prisoners.
@farmjunk
@farmjunk 3 жыл бұрын
Tantacrul: No Survivors
@consider_mo
@consider_mo 3 жыл бұрын
You could say, he is Tenta-cruel
@sjwright2
@sjwright2 3 жыл бұрын
@@consider_mo Actually you can't. I checked and yeah, you definitely can't. Sorry.
@AshleyKampta2
@AshleyKampta2 3 жыл бұрын
​@@consider_mo I thought Tantacrul was trying to *avoid* DMCA strikes…?
@andreamorana9097
@andreamorana9097 Жыл бұрын
We remember all too well that shot with the producer going "WHOA... AAAAHH!" at the plucky/bell/pad progression he just dragged and dropped on his DAW, it was everywhere, it was a plague. Your recreation of that made me smile from the bottom of my heart. Thanks
@MakersMuse
@MakersMuse 3 жыл бұрын
I just love how it was an advert for this video haha
@guitarman2341
@guitarman2341 3 жыл бұрын
Same haha
@user-nl2tc9to7s
@user-nl2tc9to7s 3 жыл бұрын
same lmao
@lindsay4659
@lindsay4659 3 жыл бұрын
I got a Unison ad too, it's like they are trying to respond to this criticism or get people to change their mind after watching this
@Medniex
@Medniex 3 жыл бұрын
At first I thought it was actual video with an excerpt from the ad so my reaction was delayed :D
@tarushgoel5030
@tarushgoel5030 3 жыл бұрын
didnt expect to see you here
@stitchfinger7678
@stitchfinger7678 3 жыл бұрын
The "pro vowels" bit is a perfect analogy. Yes, music theory isn't essential to write music. But without any theory knowledge, you wouldn't know that you're essentially paying to use letters.
@fcf8269
@fcf8269 2 жыл бұрын
You would be surprised by how many great musicians wrote songs that went to the top of the charts without knowing a single line of music theory. Did they use pre-made packs? Nope... They sat down with their instrument or sampler, and tried things until something made "sense" for them musically speaking. They could have learned theory and cut the time needed for exploration, but that would kill their creativity because knowing theory they would never try something they were told "won't work"; and that means no innovation would ever happen.
@carbdebunkshate8967
@carbdebunkshate8967 2 жыл бұрын
@@fcf8269 theory > > > > > > > > >
@kohai-kun9261
@kohai-kun9261 2 жыл бұрын
@@fcf8269 disagree with this take. Knowing theory isn't gonna stop experimentation. If anything, knowing what's "expected" or "common" often leads people to try new things out *because* it's not what's expected. I really don't see why people are so averse to learning about the things they're into. Learning music theory isn't so much about learning "rules that must be followed", as much as it is learning about how to identify and describe aspects of music in a concrete way.
@fcf8269
@fcf8269 2 жыл бұрын
@@kohai-kun9261 I didn't exclude that theory can lead to breakthrough and innovation; but it is clear that most of the great things happening in music history were not only driven by knowledge, but at times by the lack of knowledge. When you know "something", you are setting yourself in a box with well defined walls; going outside these walls is something that our brain does implicitly; because we are used to accept some things as being true, and live and operate in the realm of what is true. If you would know nothing about physics, you could think about creative ways to explain what gravity is, because you can "feel it"; and yet you have no clue of the theory behind it. For music you can't follow the same process because it is not something you feel and there is room for getting it right in different ways. Music either sound good or not, and that is what theory teach you. Once you are bound to those rules that make music sound good, you follow them and avoid to go out of that path. Learning is not wrong; nobody is against it; and the only ones against it are lazy people that do not want to put time in it, and just look for a way to get good at something or make money in the easy way. From my perspective you need a base of theory to do anything, but when you start to fill the voids on your own, you may end up in places that others have been already (so you wasted time, because you could read a book to learn it), but you may also end up in a different place you would probably not end up if you were only following what you know.
@fcf8269
@fcf8269 2 жыл бұрын
@@carbdebunkshate8967 Some musicians write their song before even know what a scale or the circle of 5th is. And when they learn it they improve their work (sometimes it ruin it but that is a different story). You don't need to be an expert to write music or play an instrument; you need the right skillset, a good dose of patience and inspiration. Then if the results are a masterpiece or garbage, that is up to debate. I listen to music that sound like garbage of mixed sounds with no interesting qualities, and those are called artists. If I need to study to understand why that noise is considered music, then it is not art anymore. I get feelings listening to music, looking at a painting or a sculpture; that is what art is all about
@LyricWulf
@LyricWulf 3 жыл бұрын
First of all, I like the way the man kicked the ball. Next, I think what you are doing is great. In conclusion, let's go up there!
@txrizzy3014
@txrizzy3014 3 жыл бұрын
i see what you did there ,':^)
@dihydrogen
@dihydrogen 3 жыл бұрын
are those unlicensed word progressions? be careful
@fredashay
@fredashay 3 жыл бұрын
"I like the ball in the sink."
@LaymensLament
@LaymensLament 3 жыл бұрын
damn those are some pro level word progressions
@ViRiXDreamcore
@ViRiXDreamcore 3 жыл бұрын
“The plate is orange.” Keeps inspiring…. But i keep seeing it used everywhere.
@itspinebro
@itspinebro Жыл бұрын
I started making music a couple days ago. I wanted to start doing that for a while but I was intimidated at the ton of things I'd have to learn. I'm a complete begginer, I know very little about soft and hardware, music theory, the only thing I have is my passion and love for music and sound in general. But this video was still really accessible (especially because of the chord/word comparison) and I won't fall into that trap ! Thank you !
@youngsqueeks
@youngsqueeks Жыл бұрын
@AzureWolf168I’ve been producing and composing for a few years and I’m studying composition in school, and the general consensus even from professors that have doctorates is that what you make will never sound exactly like what’s in your head. You can try and get close, but it’ll always be different somehow. My advice is to embrace it and go where the song takes you, not where you want it to go. Also try learning basic music theory, it’s actually really simple and you can find good videos on KZbin about it. Hope that helped :)
@LiLComeInClutch
@LiLComeInClutch Жыл бұрын
that's so fucking cool. never lose that passion. make a music every single day. try and make something new or find a new thing to play with and discover something awesome. also metronome do that it's boring but it does more than you realize
@shaun4314
@shaun4314 Жыл бұрын
I'll be honest my composing has gotten WAY better over time as you start familiarizing yourself with basic theory and how certain chords sound and feel can really streamline your production... but when I listen back to the first things I wrote you can hear I just put everything into it because I didn't know the "rules" so I had none lol I think the best line to ride is learning enough to guide you to how you want to sound but never feel locked into theory or what others tell you is right.
@urphakeandgey6308
@urphakeandgey6308 Жыл бұрын
Midi packs aren't a bad tool to use if you're beginner that wants to learn some composition. That said, I probably wouldn't pay much money, if any, for a basic chord pack that just sells me a bunch of rotations of I - V - vi - IV.
@ramseydoon8277
@ramseydoon8277 Жыл бұрын
How is your musical journey going, two months later?
@moosewhisker8072
@moosewhisker8072 3 жыл бұрын
“I liked the way the man kicked the ball” actually kind of slaps ngl.
@DerekPower
@DerekPower 3 жыл бұрын
Football in the Groin won eleven Academy Awards including for Best Original Screenplay.
@ponponpatapon9670
@ponponpatapon9670 3 жыл бұрын
@@DerekPower those are some PRO LEVEL WORD PROGRESSIONS you've got there
@heatherperleberg7816
@heatherperleberg7816 3 жыл бұрын
"Let's go up there" was better and you know it.
@CaliberFiftyVideos
@CaliberFiftyVideos 3 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about this is, that the "reviewers" in the ads all use FL Studio, which features a list of all chords since more than a decade, allowing you to simply insert them into the midi editor xD
@MichaelDowComposer
@MichaelDowComposer 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 so true. This is such a scam and anyone who falls for it I feel very sorry for them
@thekidpiddy6538
@thekidpiddy6538 2 жыл бұрын
hey dont step on fl.
@MichaelDowComposer
@MichaelDowComposer 2 жыл бұрын
@@thekidpiddy6538 he's not. He's saying FL already has all this inbuilt for free
@scubasteve6175
@scubasteve6175 2 жыл бұрын
@@thekidpiddy6538 bro i use fl, but this is exactly the kind of comment people expect from fl users
@ashtar3876
@ashtar3876 2 жыл бұрын
FL gaming
@ThePondermatic
@ThePondermatic 3 жыл бұрын
David Bruce saying "Music theory is just so boring" while dressed like a middle-aged man desperately trying to believe he's still a teenager is the kind of extremely cursed energy I need in my life.
@Kass686
@Kass686 3 жыл бұрын
Same, he pulls it off pretty well!
@AmourEtRespect
@AmourEtRespect 3 жыл бұрын
That's David Bro
@lclatt8198
@lclatt8198 3 жыл бұрын
...and HOW many HEADPHONES did he have on? 🤣
@DerekPower
@DerekPower 3 жыл бұрын
@@lclatt8198 Three. That’s Pro-Level.
@MrJessebo
@MrJessebo 3 жыл бұрын
But... That's how musicians look.
@aristotleasis867
@aristotleasis867 11 ай бұрын
I collaborated with a young producer once who has produced a couple of songs already and I was just starting. The only difference was I have been learning music theory since I was 14. I was blown away to find out how this young producer does not have an ounce of idea on how chord progression came to be in the first place. He was clueless on what a major and a minor progression is about and when I told him, we are gonna use Key of G, I-V-IV modulating up half step for the Outro and will end in G#, he looked at me as if I am speaking an alien language or maybe Klingon.
@PinkMawile
@PinkMawile 3 жыл бұрын
I hate how people mystify music theory, or act like it's some sort of arbitrary set of laws. It's just a tool to look at music through, literally a form of literacy that learning can help you better conceptualize why the things you hear sound the way they do, and a framework you CAN CHOOSE to use when making music. But I suppose the idea of 'evil cabal of musigicians' is appealing to people who want to rage about not knowing stuff.
@luviana_
@luviana_ 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I've constructed all of my music with the knowledge of literally just the piano roll in LMMS because that's almost the only thing I've ever used. Learning music theory now I'm realizing it really is just a standard musical language, rather than a musical absolute. Still excited to learn it even if the class is a little boring right now
@georgepantzikis7988
@georgepantzikis7988 3 жыл бұрын
It is the equivalent of an illiterate person forming a "poet conspiracy", where evil poets and novelists use language to purposefully confuse him.
@stolenname94
@stolenname94 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong in not using basic music theory at all. But I know alil myself after getting really bored and just decided to learn music theory through jazz guitar which was a gener I loved listening to. It's a helpful thing to have because i can make decisions much faster without thinking too much. Then when I got something basic I start to expand from there and usually abandon any really structure or rules. This way it sounds good flows well and it's too basic then it's all gravy
@clownmir7796
@clownmir7796 3 жыл бұрын
Musicians**
@cameronmilligan
@cameronmilligan 3 жыл бұрын
Try writing a book without learning the language in which it is written.
@michaelkindt3288
@michaelkindt3288 3 жыл бұрын
Tantacrul: “A laughably bad sales pitch.” Me: “Ironically, this is a very effective sales pitch.”
@craigstephenson7676
@craigstephenson7676 3 жыл бұрын
His cadence reminds me of Donald Trump
@sjwright2
@sjwright2 3 жыл бұрын
​@@craigstephenson7676 They are the best chords. They're tremendous. The most pro level chords since, well I'd say forever. Crooked Tantacrul is a sick man. MAKE ARPEGGIO GREAT AGAIN!
@georgebernard5783
@georgebernard5783 3 жыл бұрын
How can you make money with such a stupid idea? “And how can you not make money with such a brilliant idea?”
@ChrisEchoesMusic
@ChrisEchoesMusic 3 жыл бұрын
“Learning is stupid” is the greatest one liner.
@BlezzBeats
@BlezzBeats 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@sush1sea
@sush1sea 3 жыл бұрын
10:22
@DeadlyV1RU5
@DeadlyV1RU5 3 жыл бұрын
it's a funny video all round but that line in particular had me laughing for ages. I just love his flat delivery of such obstinate, pig-headed laziness, it just perfectly sums up what this company seems to be about.
@inactiveshooterr
@inactiveshooterr 3 жыл бұрын
hit my core
@cheapmusicgear
@cheapmusicgear 3 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a line out of one of those late 90s/early 2000s Chuck E Cheese commercials where it starts out with kids having a miserable time doing homework, and then their cool dad comes in and is like “WE’RE GOING TO CHUCK E CHEESE TONIGHT!!” Then it cuts to one of the kids playing Skee ball, and he turns to the camera to deliver the line “Learning is stupid!”
@the-white-eye
@the-white-eye 2 жыл бұрын
im a digital artist and i recently started teaching myself some basic music stuff and the way it seems to me is that music theory and chords are a bit like color theory and color schemes. its important to know the theory, but that theoretical knowledge can be figured out by trial and error as much as it can be traditionally learned. what sounds good/ what colors look good is something that you can learn properly and more efficiently, but you can also just guess by basically vibes which colors/notes might work well together and then learn from what actually sounds/looks good.
@NightKev
@NightKev 2 жыл бұрын
You just described basically all knowledge.
@DanielSilva-gc4xz
@DanielSilva-gc4xz 2 жыл бұрын
I find it fascinating how visual art can be compared to music. The colors are literally harmony and contour is literally melody. The word color is frequently used in music.
@lonnyhandwork422
@lonnyhandwork422 2 жыл бұрын
I do some digital art as well and your comparison has some validity. That said, one of the most import aspects of music theory is that it is the language most musicians use to communicate with one another. You can get by without it but it’s an almost essential tool in a lot of instances.
@NightDocs
@NightDocs 3 жыл бұрын
PRO VOWELS I'M DEAD
@qwertyasdf66
@qwertyasdf66 3 жыл бұрын
Funny how the repitition of "flushvalve" totally legitimised it and now it sounds like an awesome band name. The repitition of "flushvalve" totally legitimised it. The repitition of "flushvalve" totally legitimised it.
@NonJohns
@NonJohns 3 жыл бұрын
where have i heard this before? where have i
@j3llyman7
@j3llyman7 3 жыл бұрын
He has 12k listeners per month!!!!
@TAP7a
@TAP7a 3 жыл бұрын
r e p e t i t i o n l e g i t i m i s e s
@thecynth3820
@thecynth3820 3 жыл бұрын
r e p e t i t i o n l i g m a i z e s
@adamgreenhill110
@adamgreenhill110 3 жыл бұрын
𝙋𝙧𝙤 𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙡 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙨
@GroovyDominoes
@GroovyDominoes 3 жыл бұрын
thank you for making this video MaK from FlushValve
@TheProGamerMC20
@TheProGamerMC20 3 жыл бұрын
AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY sup guys its tanglemangle here do you want free chicken nuggets do you want free chicken nuggets do you want free chicken nuggets do you want free chicken nuggets do you want free chicken nuggets do you want free chicken nuggets do you want free chicken nuggets
@NVRSE500
@NVRSE500 3 жыл бұрын
@Harvest Commands I louve prou voawels
@jjsdumbshit2792
@jjsdumbshit2792 3 жыл бұрын
Groovy??
@KingRenYen
@KingRenYen Жыл бұрын
Im here to announce that I will now allow everybody to use the 12tet tuning system royalty free! And because I am feeling generous, I will also make A=440Hz public domain!
@braydenpeoples5809
@braydenpeoples5809 3 жыл бұрын
"Buying a dictionary grants you the right to use words." Legendary. I'm so glad you were able to talk to the creator of the open source pack, it really shed a lot of light on how ridiculous charging $70 for chords is.
@presentfactory
@presentfactory 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah when I heard the price I lol'd because it made me think about AAA video games which cost less than that typically ($60 or so). While those are also somewhat debatable in quality and how they are priced at times, the better examples still represent many man-years of work by teams of dozens or hundreds of people. The chord packs aren't even close to deserving a pricetag like that.
@AfferbeckBeats
@AfferbeckBeats 3 жыл бұрын
That made me think of a bit from 3rd Rock From the Sun. "You think you're pretty clever, don't you? I happen to know that every word of your book was published years ago! Perhaps you've read... the dictionary?!"
@prutte1994
@prutte1994 3 жыл бұрын
Every producer shilling for Unison be like: "Yo, these progressions are sick!" *I - V - vi - IV* *Stank face* "This slaps!"
@peterkelly8357
@peterkelly8357 3 жыл бұрын
Could you translate that in to English please?
@AGLubang
@AGLubang 3 жыл бұрын
II - v - I (I'm sOrry my dOg AtE my bAsIc vOwEls)
@boob5798
@boob5798 3 жыл бұрын
What is really funny seeing this is I got a Unison ad with random producers doing the exact same thing
@AGLubang
@AGLubang 3 жыл бұрын
@@peterkelly8357 Search for something like "roman numeral analysis music". Those indicate "position" of chords in a scale with respect to the root (the C in C major scale), independent of key. Those also indicate some more info like lowercase -> minor chord, etc. At least that's how I understand it... me no expert.
@lifeontheledgerlines8394
@lifeontheledgerlines8394 3 жыл бұрын
@@peterkelly8357 it's basically a very basic, generic chord progression with no spice
@CYB3RC0RP
@CYB3RC0RP 3 жыл бұрын
The part in the parody where people react to the chord progressions they just dragged in is so good, they really nailed how cringey the real ads are. I used to get the ads all the time, and they disgusted me so much they literally had me ranting. I'm glad someone made this video, this is stuff that needed to be said.
@samlinden898
@samlinden898 3 жыл бұрын
first we should be sure none of us follow these youtubers any more. they are part of the scam...
@rupertschnitzler
@rupertschnitzler 3 жыл бұрын
So true! I was delighted at their parody. I still get the effin Unison MIDI Chord Pack ad before every other KZbin video and I always feel soooo offended! It makes me really angry...
@ianmoore5502
@ianmoore5502 3 жыл бұрын
@@rupertschnitzler * sees a unison chord ad * *furiously picks a chord i know couldn't possibly be in their packs, and constructs it in my head * Repeat and need the app less each time you see the ad lol
@revonfyll
@revonfyll 3 жыл бұрын
I turned off my adblock yesterday and I had an ad played that slammed the importance of intervals in ear training. Then they had random people say how intervals totally ruined their learning experience. They instead offered their method which ofc was "scientifically proven" to be the best method for ear training. And ofc nowhere in the ad did they say what their method actually was. Do people still fall for this stupid advertising?
@metallsnubben
@metallsnubben 2 жыл бұрын
@@revonfyll My method: play an instrument largely self-taught learning by ear for over a decade. Clearly there is no more efficient method than this and I won't be accepting critique at this time
@x8bitpixel
@x8bitpixel Жыл бұрын
This is honestly one of the most well-crafted videos on KZbin. It's funny, witty, charming, and exposes a pretty shitty company on top of it all. Good video. Keep this shit up man.
@system6448
@system6448 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, there's a free VST plugin called Layers Orchestral Tools that's basically a MIDI chord pack but in a nice interface and with its own sounds, like woodwinds or brass.
@berni1011
@berni1011 3 жыл бұрын
Also you ca find like way better midi packs for free lmao
@alexthejapanfan7905
@alexthejapanfan7905 3 жыл бұрын
i heard that one of the free MIDI chord packs has been stolen for the Unison MIDI chord pack. :|
@system6448
@system6448 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexthejapanfan7905 Literally the only original content is the chord progressions, they stole those too??
@WangleLine
@WangleLine 3 жыл бұрын
Finally, I can own all the chords
@farmerchuck7294
@farmerchuck7294 3 жыл бұрын
Other that the ones where the root is above the fifth or other aWFuL NoT pRO things like it.
@InventorZahran
@InventorZahran 3 жыл бұрын
Adam Neely: "You can't OWN chords!"
@DaedalusYoung
@DaedalusYoung 3 жыл бұрын
And progressions. So whenever someone uses the same chord progression as you, you can sue them for copyright infringement. After all, you paid good money for that chord progression!
@meis18mofo77
@meis18mofo77 3 жыл бұрын
@@InventorZahran Sieze the chords of music production!!!
@DaedalusYoung
@DaedalusYoung 3 жыл бұрын
@Audio Freak I'll hire Adam Neely as my defense lawyer.
@BusterDarcy
@BusterDarcy 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a beginner with a daw and midi keyboard who scours KZbin for learning material on everything from music theory to synth tutorials and have seen ads for those chord packs more times than I can count. Always struck me as fishy. Thanks for taking the time to call this out. Hope more beginners like me see this.
@ponponpatapon9670
@ponponpatapon9670 3 жыл бұрын
it's like selling japanese people who're just learning english "word packs". it looks stupid to anyone with even an rudimentary understanding of english, but to a beginner, even though it looks fishy to them too, it still can fool even smarter people
@darrengordon-hill
@darrengordon-hill 3 жыл бұрын
I got the free pack. Bunch of the same chord sequences in different keys, as if we can't simply change the key/move the notes whenever we want
@yourverybestfriend1263
@yourverybestfriend1263 3 жыл бұрын
@@darrengordon-hill his genius is unparalleled
@hexer1822
@hexer1822 2 жыл бұрын
You don't need to be amazing at music theory to be good add producing music at all. I still have a lot to learn but with a few years of experience I feel like I do have a couple things to say; First, giving people midi files for something you could teach someone in about ten minutes for $67 is absolutely bonkers. Second, just being creative and working with what you've got can take you a long way. Just keep your head down and keep making music. You'll go far someday!
@yanbibiya
@yanbibiya 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Man. Im learning Guitar and im old and a beginner. Your video has so helped my anxiety and confusion about not just learning to play but also my aspirations to record my own music. Thanks again for speaking out. priceless. And , I like your humour too.
@fetch7312
@fetch7312 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, this is incredibly useful for anyone who is incapable of counting. As someone who is incapable of counting past 2, it's great that I don't have to move 4 half steps and then 3 half steps from the root of the chord to make a regular major fifth chord. Truly revolutionizing
@aboxintheblack9530
@aboxintheblack9530 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah count es hard
@redpepper74
@redpepper74 3 жыл бұрын
What does 4 mean
@fetch7312
@fetch7312 3 жыл бұрын
@@redpepper74 4 half steps followed by 3 half steps is how you make a major chord from any note. Like with C 4 half steps up would be E and then 3 more would be G, making a major chord
@redpepper74
@redpepper74 3 жыл бұрын
@@fetch7312 Dude I just learned what K means don’t expect me to know that
@iCarus_A
@iCarus_A 3 жыл бұрын
@@redpepper74 good to see you learning how to spell "know" right after you learned about K! Keep it up homie
@liz7457
@liz7457 3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely can't get enough of your format of "thoughtful music software reviews" combined with "periodic descents into madness." Keep it up.
@KnapfordMaster98
@KnapfordMaster98 3 жыл бұрын
the fake ad is hilarious and deeply disturbing for how real it is. you nailed the way in which they'd say "pro level chords" with such deceptive authority.
@AntonNidhoggr
@AntonNidhoggr 3 жыл бұрын
+1. It gave me some kind of ptsd. I've seen those crappy ads too many times...
@nicholascopsey4807
@nicholascopsey4807 3 жыл бұрын
Same, I had the primal urge to skip ahead to the actual video.
@sandearcubus9299
@sandearcubus9299 3 жыл бұрын
I had a mid-video ad for unison right before this section. It's uncanny!
@TheOobo
@TheOobo 3 жыл бұрын
I got a Unison ad after the video. I hadn't seen one before. I needed to triple check my KZbin to make sure it wasn't a sketch.
@henrikpetersson3463
@henrikpetersson3463 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for doing this! I’m so annoyed at these ads. It’s borderline scam business. There is another one called Niko’s chord pack that’s making just as ridiculous claims. That you don’t need to invest in studio equipment or spend HOURS creating the perfect chord if you buy his chord pack. And judging for the comments it’s not only young and inexperienced people that fall for it, but even people in their 60’s.
@pthomas36
@pthomas36 3 жыл бұрын
I love how a company shilling 'harmony' has a name which literally means no harmony. I wish there were more YT channels calling out these charletans, because there are plenty of them. Thanks for all you do!
@DrumApe
@DrumApe 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real pro level chords are the friends we made along the way.
@mycdonalds2550
@mycdonalds2550 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real pro level chords are the friends we made along the way. But nah I'm pretty sure it's more of the way the man kicked the ball
@almendratlilkouatl
@almendratlilkouatl 3 жыл бұрын
I hope not
@fxhndav
@fxhndav 3 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@HofTheStage
@HofTheStage 3 жыл бұрын
The "knife" section is an absolute win. Tantacrul you make the best videos, crazy good stuff
@FEVERDREAM1983
@FEVERDREAM1983 3 жыл бұрын
Did you notice the flash of the cursed video?
@arno_grnfld455
@arno_grnfld455 3 жыл бұрын
Use PrO vOwElS aNd PrO cHoRdS aNd Ye Be FaMoUs ToMoRo
@ysqys2176
@ysqys2176 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda triggering tho :P
@pokemonprimed
@pokemonprimed 3 жыл бұрын
@@ysqys2176 Yeah, doesn't even need the ":P", it was quite jarring to me too. Something where you're literally stabbing yourself, even a comedic context, should probably have at least a moment's notice.
@yeet3279
@yeet3279 3 жыл бұрын
@@pokemonprimed Yes, I definitely understand if the section in question actually triggered someone. I think I, too, feel a bit violated because it was so abrupt and I thought I was watching a music-related video, not a low-budget horror/comedy film.
@SyntheticDreamBeats
@SyntheticDreamBeats 2 ай бұрын
I'm so happy that FL Studio has released a chord progression tool. I guess a lot of more experienced people only need it for inspiration, but it does fight a little against these chord pack scams. And a little tip for new producers/composers: just "steal" chord progressions you like from well-known songs if you want, they are also "pro level" and not copyrighted!
@vendel8007
@vendel8007 3 жыл бұрын
Literally the point where you said "If you haven't seen an ad from them go watch it it is in the description" (and I was about to do that because I have never seen one before) KZbin played an ad and it was an ad from Unison audio. That actually kept me laughing for quite a while
@fairiesdontexist5759
@fairiesdontexist5759 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAA SAME
@chiju
@chiju 3 жыл бұрын
I got an ad for some other chord pack. I was so confused.
@boyplusminecraft
@boyplusminecraft 3 жыл бұрын
same lol
@StrikerWasGifted
@StrikerWasGifted 3 жыл бұрын
Same happened to me
@randyjordan1320
@randyjordan1320 3 жыл бұрын
the exact same thing happened for me
@YoutubePizzer
@YoutubePizzer 2 жыл бұрын
They’re taking Adam Neely’s “you can’t copyright chords” to a whole new level
@i_teleported_bread7404
@i_teleported_bread7404 2 жыл бұрын
"You can't copyright chords" Unison: "Oh yeah? Watch us."
@anitabonghit2758
@anitabonghit2758 2 жыл бұрын
Adam neely frames his analyses in terms of western music theory. He privilages western theory as superior and dismisses eastern music theory as inferior and unworthy of his time to study and learn for use of musical analysis. According to Adam Neely that makes adam neely a racist white supremacist nazi. Fuck adam neely
@usvalve
@usvalve 2 жыл бұрын
OK, so you cant copyright chords. How about the notes in them? Or A=440 pitch?
@JScaranoMusic
@JScaranoMusic Жыл бұрын
They can charge for them, but the actual content of the MIDI files is not copyrightable.
@CreepyboomGamer
@CreepyboomGamer 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like everyone who makes good videos is releasing them this week, Captain Disilusion uploads and now Tantacrul? That’s pretty cool.
@KnapfordMaster98
@KnapfordMaster98 3 жыл бұрын
this guy knows what's up
@SALEENS7GTR5
@SALEENS7GTR5 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott's new channel has a video coming out soon too!
@PentameronSV
@PentameronSV 3 жыл бұрын
And Patrick (H) Willems!
@slimeprivilege
@slimeprivilege 3 жыл бұрын
captain disillusion's a loser
@KubikDezimeter
@KubikDezimeter 3 жыл бұрын
Captain Disillusion uploaded too? Great :D
@PtVienna316
@PtVienna316 Жыл бұрын
I've just literally gotten a Unison ad at the exact point you talked about their ads. Amazing.
@switch1e
@switch1e 2 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of my favorite KZbin videos of all time. The “vowel pack” bit kills me
@rogermwilcox
@rogermwilcox 2 жыл бұрын
The generic story that he crafted with the vowel pack is on the short list for the Nobel Prize in Literature.
@mystari4445
@mystari4445 6 ай бұрын
"Bflat7" on the top of the charts killed me
@zackakai5173
@zackakai5173 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who only sometimes dabbles in music, the stuff in Tantacrul's videos rarely directly pertains to me. But there's just something so satisfying in watching someone who actually seems to know what they're talking about go off and destroy bullshit from people who are either ignorant, dishonest, or both.
@system6448
@system6448 3 жыл бұрын
OMG chords!!! Let's add those to my orchestral pieces immediately! C major??? Wow, it'll sound 𝓪𝓶𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓷𝓰!
@InventorZahran
@InventorZahran 3 жыл бұрын
Ironically, an orchestral piece without chords would be played entirely in *unison* or octaves.
@AntonNidhoggr
@AntonNidhoggr 3 жыл бұрын
@@InventorZahran percussive sounds only or silence is another option :D They should start making "pro silence" packs for _real_ producers!
@InventorZahran
@InventorZahran 3 жыл бұрын
@@AntonNidhoggr All the pros use Pro-Level Silence when they play 4:33!
@flx28
@flx28 Жыл бұрын
Never heard of unison before. Then the yt algorithm plays me a unison ad right here at the end of thie video.. love it
@stefanianight
@stefanianight 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta say as someone who’s felt down lately about my progression as a musician due to lack of time I can dedicate to learning and lack of funds, seeing you mention that you didn’t dive into stuff for 10 years as a musician rly inspired me to be less critical on myself for the time it’s taking me.
@No.0.o.0
@No.0.o.0 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like people are going to think Ben is actually in favor of unison because he’s such a beautifully sincere person.
@DaedalusYoung
@DaedalusYoung 3 жыл бұрын
That was Flushvalve he was endorsing though.
@asdfpoiuyify
@asdfpoiuyify 3 жыл бұрын
I really like how even tho it’s just files, they don’t list Linux as a supported OS lol.
@flyingsquirrel3271
@flyingsquirrel3271 3 жыл бұрын
I think that makes sense in this case. I mean, for using a linux based desktop OS, you need a tiny bit of commitment, interest and intelligence. I mean yes, there are distros that are easy to install and use for everyone, but you have to be the kind of person who tries it. And if you are, it's very unlikely that you are buyin PRO LEVEL CHORDS, especially without looking for FOSS alternatives first ;-)
@vivenzeo
@vivenzeo 3 жыл бұрын
because most people who use linux are smart enough not to dig that crap.
@SkyyySi
@SkyyySi 3 жыл бұрын
These hipsters probably have never even heard that they think it's just "Mac and PC" lol
@lordlouckster2315
@lordlouckster2315 3 жыл бұрын
I have a Seagate hard drive, they don't list Linux either
@Tantacrul
@Tantacrul 3 жыл бұрын
I was very close to writing a bit about that... but couldn't find the right way to make fun of it :)
@captaincasualmusic
@captaincasualmusic Жыл бұрын
Holy crap, i actually got an ad for the Unison MIDI chord pack just after you suggested to watch a few seconds of it. Took me a second to realize it was an actual ad being played, rather than part of the video.^^
@safianimoid
@safianimoid 3 жыл бұрын
I love how KZbin decided to put "drag and drop MIDI" as the ad for this video.... Great work there algorithm I bet that works out well for that company
@deusEXmachinaV42
@deusEXmachinaV42 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin always does this. Watch videos talking about how scams are scams? Get a million ads for scams!
@KnakuanaRka
@KnakuanaRka 3 жыл бұрын
Me too. 😆🤣xD Sounds like the YT algorithm just matches keywords without understanding context.
@twinsight6021
@twinsight6021 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he was streaming it as an example at first 😂😂
@o242oTanKo242o
@o242oTanKo242o 3 жыл бұрын
This. I also get religious ads on videos about how religion is a load of BS.
@KnakuanaRka
@KnakuanaRka 3 жыл бұрын
@@o242oTanKo242o Genetically Modified Skeptic has a whole video on that: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ooG5kI1opsd0fas
@enesitsme
@enesitsme 3 жыл бұрын
as someone who's saving money to buy my first MIDI keyboard, hearing people describe "playing music with your actual hands" as "mindnumbing plinky-plonky business" makes me wanna scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon
@SreenikethanI
@SreenikethanI 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh the visuals are too strong with your comment
@skeptica
@skeptica 3 жыл бұрын
wilson in utopia be like
@Max_Mustermann
@Max_Mustermann 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I thought at first that the part where the lady threw her midi keyboard into the trash bin to be an attempt at satire.
@daemonspudguy
@daemonspudguy 3 жыл бұрын
@@Max_Mustermann it technically was, as this video uses 0 footage from Unison Audio so they don't do bullshit DMCA takedowns.
@ianmoore5502
@ianmoore5502 3 жыл бұрын
@@Max_Mustermann wait, it's not?
@Clrp_23
@Clrp_23 3 жыл бұрын
wow! now that I know that all 7th chords are "pro-level" I'll never have to use "apprentice" chords every again! Thanks, flush valve!
@finngeometry7570
@finngeometry7570 3 жыл бұрын
7ths are pro… but 9ths, those are for masters. Have you ever used a 9th chord? Yeah, that’s what I thought. (obvious sarcasm)
@linzenmeyer
@linzenmeyer 3 жыл бұрын
@@finngeometry7570 Yeah, well, if you wanna be God Mode (Like me DUH!) you gotta have INFINITY chord! Press all keys, all the time!
@LFiles48
@LFiles48 Жыл бұрын
After having been in a band for more than a decade too, I spent my lockdown learning a lot about music theory. Similar to you, I realised I actually knew a lot. I also realised something else : It's actually not as complicated as most people make it out to be.
@TayWoode
@TayWoode Жыл бұрын
Same here, I noticed it can be quite mathematical in a bizarre way. Some people are just lazy and want a press a button and have some kind of EDM hit coz they can do a bit of producing
@JAEVideogroup
@JAEVideogroup 3 жыл бұрын
I got a chord pack ad before this and it's insane just how well you *nailed* the tone for MaK
@Esrom_music
@Esrom_music 3 жыл бұрын
Ive been so pissed off seeing ads for these chord packs lately....its such a relief seeing all these great musicians taking the piss out of that garbage. Thanks dude.
@davidm5233
@davidm5233 3 жыл бұрын
Been thinking exactly the same. For more experienced musicians the stupidity of the product may be obvious, but I find it really sad to sell this stuff to someone who is inexperienced and might be overwhelmed by "music theory" at first.
@justalpha9138
@justalpha9138 3 жыл бұрын
I know. I hate the ads too and they irk me as someone who's gone through classes and decided to do the work myself.
@darkjusticemedia5621
@darkjusticemedia5621 3 жыл бұрын
Agree
@thiagomattos450
@thiagomattos450 3 жыл бұрын
In the exact moment you mentioned the adverts, KZbin kindly played one for me. I was so amused by the coincidence, and the fact that Unison just gave you some money though Adsense
@Silicontent
@Silicontent Жыл бұрын
As a beginner/hobbyist in music composition and theory, I love these videos! Also, I was in the middle of eating when you mentioned the "pro vowels" part at 11:57. I almost choked because of how funny it was! Wonderful video!
@TayWoode
@TayWoode Жыл бұрын
At least you didn’t spit your coffee out laughing, that’s the other one everyone says they do
@Silicontent
@Silicontent Жыл бұрын
@@TayWoode I'm not as predictable as others, it would seem
@JacobPadlock
@JacobPadlock 3 жыл бұрын
I've said this elsewhere before but even if you don't know SHIT about music theory or chord shapes or anything you will get infinitely more value out of and learn more from just experimenting and plinking random notes around on a DAW piano roll than just buying some other person's midi chord progressions and the outcome will be so much more unique.
@micslenses4849
@micslenses4849 3 жыл бұрын
Step 1: approach keyboard Step 2: press any white key Step 3: skip one white key and press the next one Step 4: repeat
@derkeksinator17
@derkeksinator17 3 жыл бұрын
@@micslenses4849 Advanced experimenting: use only the black keys
@micslenses4849
@micslenses4849 3 жыл бұрын
@@derkeksinator17 those are ninja level chords and cost an additional $69
@tsavorix2993
@tsavorix2993 3 жыл бұрын
I got a “play music effortlessly” ad just after this video ended, and it really felt like looking into a toilet’s u-bend.
@JoshSaysStuff
@JoshSaysStuff 2 жыл бұрын
Watching these literal professional musicians play along with your gag was by far my favorite part of this video. I can’t imagine Ben Levin saying anything like that. It’s comedy gold.
@stevie8271
@stevie8271 2 жыл бұрын
david bruce saying "music theory is boring" lmao
@nuxx1876
@nuxx1876 Жыл бұрын
"LEARNING IS STUPID"
@personmens
@personmens 11 ай бұрын
I'm actually disappointed at myself for not noticing it was part of the sketch for the multiple times I've watched this video. One of them is using 3 headphones. How did I not see it
@a_little_flame589
@a_little_flame589 11 ай бұрын
@@stevie8271like literally the opposite of his hole channel
@charlesurdy-barnes413
@charlesurdy-barnes413 Жыл бұрын
Simply Superb video. Really makes me think of the ways I used to think. Over the past decade though I have slowly learned that I have to buckle down and learn everything I can about music if I want to be the best I can be at song-writing, arranging, and performing. However, I still find my self from time to time thinking about short-cut methods sold by smooth salesmen. Fortunatly they usually sound phishy or have obtrusive ads to try and get you to by immediately that I research them and don't purchase their product. Anyway, Tantacrul really laid it down well, and has helped me snap out of even those momentary future snares. Why do they always use Facebook to attempt to snare you. Thanks Tantacrul!
@3srs5U
@3srs5U 3 жыл бұрын
I watched a few seconds of their first ad you linked and immediately thought, "It looks like a compsci 101 student could basically generate this entire "product" with a Python script as a homework assignment." And, what do you know...that was basically correct.
@drrodopszin
@drrodopszin 3 жыл бұрын
A 2021 insult for another musician: "You sound like you need a MIDI chord pack".
@velvik
@velvik 3 жыл бұрын
“You sound like you haven’t had your two clicks yet”
@g-3409
@g-3409 3 жыл бұрын
Im gonna use this one. Pro level insult.
@ithinkpaulmightbehavinastr8878
@ithinkpaulmightbehavinastr8878 3 жыл бұрын
19:32 a dictionary tells you the meaning of a word. A MIDI chord pack won't tell you the function of a chord
@micslenses4849
@micslenses4849 3 жыл бұрын
ALL dictionaries? Or just PRO LEVEL dictionaries?
@catwizardmusic
@catwizardmusic 3 жыл бұрын
i really love how their advertising is based on not learning music theory but you need to know music theory to understand what the roman numerals mean, or what keys are, or what the difference between chord qualities is. very accessible good job unison!
@ButedMesa
@ButedMesa 7 ай бұрын
The amount of advertisements I got from these guys are crazy. Every single video I am watching whether it be related to music or not, gives me a Unison MIDI Chord ad with a grown man giving the most exaggerated reactions to a C Major or some shit. I recommend Scaler 2.
@theovergoat
@theovergoat 3 жыл бұрын
I've been getting their ads so much...and while I had no idea they were so evil and that the product sold is so overpriced, I did have a feeling that their anti-education, anti-learning, anti-self-improvement narrative is harmful and predatory towards beginners who are overwhelmed. Thank you for your detailed insight and humour about this
@stapler942
@stapler942 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a lover of MIDI tools and music technology, but never in my wildest dreams did I imagine somebody trying to sell MIDI files of...individual chords and scales. For money. Wtf. That is taking scam to the next level. Like, this isn't even a case of, like, arguing about proprietary vs. open source, Photoshop vs. GIMP, etc. It's super painfully obvious that there is no advantage to buying this product over just a simple Google.
@nkeuphonium
@nkeuphonium 2 жыл бұрын
Was trying to remember the name of this company the other day and all I could think was "Flushvalve"… great video!
@thecatacombhimself
@thecatacombhimself Жыл бұрын
thank you for helping me learn about pro level chords mak from spotify
@bh4vvy33t
@bh4vvy33t 7 ай бұрын
*flushvalve
@SleepingLionsProductions
@SleepingLionsProductions 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, there is a VST plugin that does exactly this, but it's better, intuitive, much more creative, and cheaper. Its Xfer's Cthulhu. Each key is assigned a chord, and you can link the VST to other VST synths. It also has a handy arp feature.
@kickinballistics
@kickinballistics 3 жыл бұрын
Captan Chords also. I’ve had that for a few years and it’s great…but costs more than Cthulhu which I also have….somewhere.
@aprofondir
@aprofondir 3 жыл бұрын
Ableton also has the Midi effects that can do a similar thing
@frvmeprfct
@frvmeprfct 3 жыл бұрын
Xfer plugins are amazing and always trusted
@kimhornhem5399
@kimhornhem5399 3 жыл бұрын
Scaler 2 is much better imo
@ivansoto9723
@ivansoto9723 2 жыл бұрын
I promise you all, really learn music theory and some piano for a couple years and you'll be very well off. I've used Cthulhu, Captain chords, Scaler 2. Nothing can replace understanding voicings, voice leading, extensions, tensions, dominants, borrowing chords, and being able to improvise etc.
@stolencoats63
@stolencoats63 2 жыл бұрын
I cringe every time I see that commercial. When I saw your thumbnail, I thought to myself "do I really want to spend 20 minutes listening to someone crap on Unison Midi Pack?" and I decided the answer was YES. And boy was it one of the best decisions of my life! I seriously can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. I was literally SOL (screaming out loud!!). That parody commercial was so well done it was absolutely brilliant!!! BRAVO!!! And thank you KZbin algorithm for helping brighten up my morning!
@salesianumschool9337
@salesianumschool9337 2 жыл бұрын
You crack me up, man. The fake Flush Valve commercial was a trip.
@scribblecloud
@scribblecloud 3 жыл бұрын
this is like advertising lineart coloring books to artists
@adrianfernandez7930
@adrianfernandez7930 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like advertising a “Color Pack”, a notepad file with the hex values of 12 colors for $67
@SreenikethanI
@SreenikethanI 3 жыл бұрын
@Adrian No don't give them ideas!
@timhorton8085
@timhorton8085 3 жыл бұрын
lineart coloring books are actually useful to people with zero knowledge or skill in art, helping them practice basic color theory and fine motor skills.
@scribblecloud
@scribblecloud 3 жыл бұрын
@@adrianfernandez7930 lmaoo yes
@scribblecloud
@scribblecloud 3 жыл бұрын
havent people actually done that tho? Like, selling ''color palette'' adoptables? xD
@josh34578
@josh34578 3 жыл бұрын
It's like preparing a meal by combining a package of premade ravioli with a jar of sauce and thinking you've discovered a secret shortcut to becoming a professional chef.
@siddat7382
@siddat7382 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, it's even worse than that.
@Epinardscaramel
@Epinardscaramel 3 жыл бұрын
I just checked their website and it’s laughable : a giant red banner claiming that a sale is “ending TODAY!”, incessant popups telling me that “$name from $city just bought a pack”. As we say in the industry, it’s shady as fuck.
@meetingoftheminds5926
@meetingoftheminds5926 2 жыл бұрын
i pirated it already and it was pretty bad
@PentameronSV
@PentameronSV 2 жыл бұрын
@@meetingoftheminds5926 I saw this comment somewhere else: "Even when I pirated it, I still want my money back"
@aimeethomason7178
@aimeethomason7178 Жыл бұрын
Thought this video was awesome but just subbed once I saw the thumbnail for your corporate music - how to compose with no soul XD Great job amazing content!
@LeChapeauMusic
@LeChapeauMusic 3 жыл бұрын
Right now I'm waiting for Unison to release their new product. Unison's new product is an awesome pack with over 1500 finished projects for all DAWs you can modify or just export and publish.
@tylerbeaumont
@tylerbeaumont 3 жыл бұрын
You mentioned faulty equipment, but didn’t go into any detail! As a guitarist and vocalist, faulty gear is the bane of my existence. Whether it’s tuning heads that don’t stay in tune for more than one song, broken pickup switches, amps that sound fine until you put any distortion onto them at all (at which time they sound like the skin on day old gravy being wrapped over your ears), bad gear can make a potentially amazing show into a literal shitshow. And that’s before you even consider that you’ve got 2 or 3 other people with these same potential issues, and all the other problems a live show can encounter!! And all for £50 (split between the whole band) if you’re lucky, because low end venues can be horridly cruel to new or newish bands. It makes music into a chore, and I’m sure stuff like this and what you’ve mentioned in this video have combined to make countless musicians give up. Thanks for making this video, because I think this is a really important part of the music industry that people take for granted.
@AfferbeckBeats
@AfferbeckBeats 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey man how much did we make off this show? About 25 bucks split by four, so that's like... $9.50 each. It's good to see this rap shit's finally starting to pay off."
@NoahHornberger
@NoahHornberger 3 жыл бұрын
listening to ALL genres of music is the best way to learn how to write music. After I branched out of the things I listened to as a teenager I all of the sudden could figure things out by ear. Its amazing how our minds can store what we have heard, and although it takes practice, and a little drive, I think composing from ear is by far the most pro level thing one could do.
@alanp741
@alanp741 3 жыл бұрын
The only issue I have is to figure out what notes they are bc I make songs up vocally
@ossiehalvorson7702
@ossiehalvorson7702 3 жыл бұрын
Ohh really? How many monthly listens do you have on Spotify? Thought so. Quit making excuses to not better yourself by buying PRO LEVEL chords
@Ch3k0v
@Ch3k0v 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more. Besides, having pre-made chord progressions doesn't mean you'll all of a sudden know how to make compelling music, which is unfortunately how Unison markets their product.
@TechnoJon96
@TechnoJon96 3 жыл бұрын
Some would argue that the most pro-level is not even needing to hear 😉
@Flahtort
@Flahtort 3 жыл бұрын
Much better in my opinion - it's write "every" genre of music. Like if you never wtite black metal you need to write 2 maybe typical, but recognizeable as "black metal" songs in that genre and then you'll be good.
@corriefraser
@corriefraser 2 жыл бұрын
The irony of clicking on this video and first having to watch an ad for unison midi chord pack just makes it all the more fun to watch
@JH-pe3ro
@JH-pe3ro 3 жыл бұрын
Despite having written my own sequences for years, I got a MIDI chord pack once out of curiosity(it had arpeggiation lines and articulations, so I would certainly rank it above generic chords), and that was all it took for me to figure out that no MIDI pack would actually help me make better music. If I had to give one piece of real advice to beginners who are interested in getting harmony "over with", it's simply that they should focus entirely on using notes within a scale, the smaller the scale, the better - when you want to impose a specific feel to the harmony, turn it into a progression: select a new scale that overlaps the old one(e.g. D pentatonic to D major) and continue from there. Now you have a track that can engage with some complexity while only considering a tiny subset of the notes on the keyboard at any one time. This vastly reduces the trial and error aspects of building up chords and makes harmonization speedy even without specific theories of chord progression. Automation/correction tools just add "icing on the cake" to this approach by eliminating your errors.
@liamthelitlord5738
@liamthelitlord5738 3 жыл бұрын
The important question: Are the Chords in the barbershop thing you have at the end of each video PRO LEVEL????
@Zet237yt
@Zet237yt 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making this video! I will once again admit that I, out of a personal frustration at the end of last year, actually bought it and so much wished to have recorded that scammy checkout process. The world needs to know to avoid this company AT ALL COSTS.
@Quasarmusic1
@Quasarmusic1 Жыл бұрын
That is actually gold, as soon as you recommended I watch one of their ads a natural one just started playing before I got the chance to pause the video.
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