Tarnished, The Eternal Consort | Elden Ring Animated

[@LMSH]

Lmao

[@dande-lion]

I believe you'd be the better "aid" Ranni refered to lol

[@titanus261]

Hey there

[@__carbon__]

It's the guy

[@otis2736]

From Minecraft ​@@__carbon__

[@AnmarBatarfi]

The legend

[@DeadHardTV]

- We're fucked. - Nah babe, just give a hundred or so tries and i got this.

[@GlueEater-ix9gl]

Tarnishedmaxxing

[@jackquarry3345]

let's goooooooo

[@reginaldmustardbacon5866]

We only got to win once

[@jakub1140296]

DORMAMMU I HAVE COME TO BARGAIN.

[@IHaino]

😂😂😂

[@Crackdoza_lol]

From a comment i saw on another video "Behold, the power of a Consensual Relationship"

[@societyman6591]

@@Crackdoza_lol Marrying Ranni and then immediately sentencing her to capital punishment for the murder of Godwyn.

[@Wesker47584]

Well she was the only option so

[@gazelle_diamond9768]

@@societyman6591 She didn't murder him though.

[@societyman6591]

@@gazelle_diamond9768 She confessed to it, I believe her.

[@captainslender12]

@@societyman6591 technically, she didn't do the murdering, she just orchestrated and facilitated the murder.

[@dande-lion]

"We're fucked" "Geeez, having that much faith in me"

[@jaqhy-chan9884]

"Seal thy foul mouth. For this is a household governed by intelligence."

[@leonardoospino3497]

@@jaqhy-chan9884 Me uga buga build me uga buga win

[@TheUnseenKrab]

Whips out 🛡 and Swordlance, Ranni ye have little faith.

[@Wesker47584]

Nah having that much faith is unheard of for me

[@Danny2113182]

Ranni isn't a Faith Main

[@diegocantu9853]

With this sacred treasure, I summon the holy deity of smithing, Taylew the Golem Smith!

[@NirrumTheMad]

The boyyyyy, grand lad, taylew the problem solver

[@zacharyhawley1693]

Unironically beat the boss with them. Just heal from a distance 😂❤❤

[@diegocantu9853]

When I struggled to this boss, even in NG+3, he always smithed Miquella a new Order

[@Zigthrill]

The Golem smith gigachad of elden ring!

[@tezereth]

Taylew WITHOUT heal from afar got demolished for me

[@OctavioMagnus]

Ansbach looks fragile, but he is going to rip his shirt and reveal he is buffed as hell, Master Roshi style.

[@JimIBobIJones]

Old men and their c*m gutter abs eh?

[@rwberger6]

Quite literally. According to his lore he's one of the only people to seriously wound Miquella and is possibly the reason he's missing an arm.

[@papanurgle8393]

@@rwberger6 Really? Which item description/story beat tells us that? Ansbach's only mentions of his confrontation with Miquella comes across as him stepping up, getting charmed in like a second and then falling in with Leda's companions until the spell ends and we give him the scroll.

[@For-the-lord908]

​@@papanurgle8393leda says about ansbach cleaving miquella's flesh or arm, i dont remember well, but i think the reason ansbach do not tell us that is the spell miquella used, to probably make him forget.

[@paweuszcz4856]

@@papanurgle8393 When Leda is about to target Ansbach she mentions he used to be commander of Pureblood Knights and that he challenged Miquella to a battle, and that he managed to cleave his arm off with his blood blade

[@AesirUnlimited]

“Are you the strongest because you’re Ranni’s consort? Or are you Ranni’s consort because you’re the strongest?”

[@Toralian89]

I'm the strongest because i have a slab of stone and a pointy stick to poke from behind it.

[@shis1988]

Yes

[@GodLimone]

Sounds like that line geto hits gojo with in jjk s2, lol

[@Rainmaker35]

Good point but neither .. I’m the strongest because… big sword do Big damage 😂 😅

[@Xbalanque84]

"Does it look like I care?"

[@bruzh6359]

Naaaah they don sir Ansbach dirty

[@deathandrebirth-y8x]

showing how he sees himself. he was rather tanky when i summoned him.

[@sauce2514]

Eyy

[@epicebones7329]

Sir Oldsback

[@JuniAku]

He’s the one dude that stayed til the end.

[@juannata6415]

He's standing there blade aloft, blood afire!

[@Dinosharkz]

The idea of the tarnished just putting mini Ranni on their shoulder in response to seeing promised consort Rahdan is both epic and funny

[@Gui-rs7hs]

It should be illegal for such a masterpiece to be so underrated

[@66maybe66]

"Forsaking thine flesh, thy fears, and thy love-" *glances at her puppet body, charred corpse, and whole faction of former allies all dead*

[@gazelle_diamond9768]

Tbf, Ranni did exactly what was necessary for her goal. Her former friends dying wasn't her fault. And she did all of it for something that would truly make the future of the lands between better.

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

@@gazelle_diamond9768 I dunno, murdering Godwyn and causing him to become that hideous creature beneath Leyndell that she, nor nobody else, can't do anything about?

[@TubularBellsRequiem6531]

​@@MrJinglejanglejingle sacrifices had to be made 🗿

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

@@TubularBellsRequiem6531 Until she decides you must be sacrificed for her own selfish desires.

[@Multifan90]

​​@MrJinglejanglejingle technically not her fault. She had orchestrated his death, sure, but Ranni had nothing to do with Godwyn getting buried in the roots of the Erdtree. If he'd been entombed anywhere else Deathblight never becomes a problem

[@thecommentguy9380]

"Tarnished, thou meanst to tell me the old man and that scrawny boy can be of assistance?" "Few can witstand the poison concocted by Thiollier, and Sir Ansbach is a fearsome pureblood knight despite his age. Most importantly, i thought you would put more faith in your promised Lord, Milady"

[@masterxl97]

Miquella: I promise you a thousand-year journey of compassion. Tarnished: Only got two hands? Lol die.

[@jaynorthwind420]

Frfr ranni has 4 hands😏

[@EmeralBookwise]

Actually, Miquella has got three hands... would probably also have four, if not for Ansbach.

[@jaynorthwind420]

@@EmeralBookwise you telling me 1 less than ranni? I got my consort picked out lmao

[@paulroche6969]

​@@EmeralBookwise No, one of the crosses is where Miquella sacrificed his "arm sinistral". "Sinistral" means "left". He literally abandoned his left arm here, of his own choosing. Possibly related to Trina.

[@EmeralBookwise]

@@paulroche6969: yes, and there is another where he abandoned his arm dextral. Regardless of the crosses however, his spirit body at the end of the game has four arms with one missing the hand.

[@Sykroid]

"Foolish girl, you cannot kill me, I am a divine being." "Rest assured brother, you too will live in death."

[@thecommentguy9380]

Be funny if she breaks out the black knives

[@Vike10018]

"The doll on my shoulder calls me studmuffin"

[@Rainier_767]

1:06 I broke at this part

[@jackalx2154]

They both rolled 1's.

[@ThatOneGuyYaKnow]

0:25 Yooo, a prime opportunity to play Tic Tac Toe

[@TheRealOtakuEdits]

Im going to consider this the canon story for the Age of Stars.

[@bimalpandey9736]

I like how there is a marker in that mountain.

[@paulroche6969]

Thank you for pointing that out, because that may just be the best part of the video with how relatable that marker is. I will never forget my struggle to discover the Elden Map.

[@kinjr04]

“We’re fucked” “Whose we? I’M DOING EVERYTHING!”

[@IHaino]

Mood 😂😂😂

[@tvman2181]

"We? Who's we? There is no 'we'."

[@hobosorcerer]

"The moon was only the closest of the celestial bodies, nothing more."

[@orochinagis]

Demon Souls reference where all sources of magic and faith comes from the same demon they wanted to kill

[@furanduron4926]

Ranni: Were fucked.... Tarnished: Welcome to my life lmao

[@IHaino]

Like one said. Just another hundredth so attempts and we'll be fine. Ranni getting a glimpse of Tarnished life

[@carlosignacio6735]

NAAAAAAAH you did Ansbach and Thiollier dirty lmao

[@francisharkins]

Thiollier was actually a pretty accurate depiction for the Radahn fight. Bro is just so limp and squishy fighting Radahn, plus his other weapon besides the poison perfume is the fist weapon that applies sleep... which Promised Consort Radahn is immune too, even if it would have been such cruel irony if he could be afflicted with sleep just a massive middle finger from St. Trina for what Miquella did. But yeah Thiollier is a hindrance in the boss fight as he'll only make Radahn's HP pool more bloated and likely die before or right as phase 2 starts. Ansbach though? Bro is the goat. That old man is secretly jacked. Though Thiollier is useful for the gank fight before Radahn.

[@Wulk]

Thiollier is an overdosed emo simp boy it just makes sense that he is juts a squishy thing for Radhan 💀

[@carlosignacio6735]

@@Wulk lol ok but DOES he have to do it at his doorstep?

[@Wesker47584]

“We’re Fucked” Me: Oh really! What am supposed to do kill a literal god?

[@unknowncrafter7828]

ranni: "were fucked-" tarnished: "you are literally a god now, just like that dude over there, why don't you stop channeling yourself through this small doll and actually ride on my back and support me dangit!!" ranni: "n o" tarnished: "why the hell not-??" ranni: "everytime it happens i feel like i want to barf star's due to how much you ROLL" tarnished: "oh- then we so got this watch this." *equips bloodhound step, tries it out, no sickness.* ranni: "we are so back" *proceeds to bloodhound step instant comet azure blast both radahn and miquella multiple times while preforming literal magic artillery on them both.*

[@Am_Cookie2436]

Seems legit

[@vladhansen3697]

That first part unironically would have been a brilliant way to give Ranni further character development. A shame Fromsoft didn't think of that angle. Perhaps modders could add something like that into the game.

[@SolidShepard]

Exactly. An alternate cutscene for the second phase would have been so cool. Consort vs consort.

[@axios4702]

5 hours later: **Ansbach an Thiollier lie beaten into a pulp in the corner alongside Jolann and Anna.** "Okay, so... this is getting us nowhere..." "Art thou about to surrender?" "No... but I have a plan... you guys think you can hold him off for a few minutes?" **Thiollier vomits blood, Ansbach shrugs** "Neat" 10 minutes later. "Okay, I'm ba... Oh, they are dead... f*ck, alright." "Woulds thou explaineth to me why thou hast left the battlefield to go pick flowers for 10 minutes?" "You'll see" *Equips a dagger with assassin's gambit, the invisibility spell and a handful of hefty rot and poison pots*

[@alexturnbackthearmy1907]

Dont forget thing to turn into tree afterwards.

[@Wreck17Mitch]

@@alexturnbackthearmy1907 Mimic Veil, found in Stormveil Castle in the first boardroom with a Banished Knight equipped with a halberd. He’s still a dick

[@eddy6093]

The depths of audience foolishness thou animation should be famous!

[@tyberiousTem]

Ranni: “We’re fucked” Tarnished: “What if we throw perfume at his feet?”

[@samsonm2274]

"Get his ass, Mimic Tear"

[@fivehandsmash780]

Ranni I think this is the first time I've ever felt you were attractive that roast on his age of compassion fire

[@cardboardgod]

Excellent detail with that map marker near the jagged peak.

[@dariocosimovoto]

Is it just me or does Ranni's voice only play on one earpod because she sits on your shoulders? Lmao

[@YumeHuski]

Mine Queen consort, who has little faith. Trust that I shall ensure that our Age of Stars shall persist. By the grace of the moon, we shall overshadow their false compassion.

[@rwberger6]

"Don't worry, I brought the blasphemous blade and soft capped my faith stat"

[@XxTempestd]

Was fully expecting her to go "PURPLE!"

[@Goober543]

0:44 tfw Ranni hits you with that dollar store dark moon

[@CarnivalGhost]

Whoever wrote the dialogue for Ranni, they did an excellent job! It sounds completely authentic to the game's speech style. Props to the VA as well!

[@shidderalpha2293]

"We're fucked" "Nah, I'd win. Check this out. " *pulls out a wheel of cheese and chrushes it like a rune arc*

[@alfananbiya4340]

Didn't expect the ending, but that's the truth for all who face against final boss of the DLC lol.

[@luisadolfojracostac.6072]

"I have an idea, miss Ranni, I shall complete your quest, so I can give you a bigger body, so you can help this tarnised to win this fight."

[@leonardorodrigues827]

Well, Ansbach can hold up well to the fight and does a bleed damage and Trollier even if he dies during the fight can still cause poisoning. Combining this with giant pots of rot and the summon of the divine bird warrior Ornis (which is very good) the odds improve a lot.

[@EmeralBookwise]

Shame we can't bring Moore instead of Thiollier. Tankey armor with a greatshield, but most importantly, big-ass rot pots instead dinky little poison.

[@leonardorodrigues827]

True, the rot pots would help a lot and he would last a long time in the fight. If Cleanort Knight Finlay could inflict rot faster it would be good, but Radahn is very agile and aggressive in the fight and Finlay loses his balance quickly, as summons Lhutel, Oleg or Engvall, Tiche help a lot. Lhutel teleports and manages to avoid many hits, Oleg and Engvall deals stance damage and Tiche uses destined death, another alternative is to use the Horned Warrior, his combo offers monstrous bleeding and he can take a lot.

[@abbbble]

If you summon both, he gets 80-90k hp, without summons he only has 43k, just fight him solo or with mimic, it's easier

[@girl1213]

"We're fucked" "Failure is what gives me power."

[@Coconut_D_Coconut]

dang it! I was expecting LET ME TANK HIM to show up😂

[@ljallen1670]

Thiollier in the corner choking on lean 💀

[@rcqr4148]

NOT ANYMORE, THE NERF HAMMER HAS STRUCK

[@sephytcd8349]

Ok but the speech in the beggining was damn good and I was questioning if it was actual content for a second

[@dely9999]

Tarnished: we are so fvcked Ranni: we? You are the one taking damage i'm just moral support

[@Superjd4]

I wish there was a quest to get Ranni a more powerful body, so she could help us in the final fight, after we beat her quest line

[@ghostreporting3769]

Me in the background. Dont you diss my man Thiollier.

[@TRPB-]

we all know our boy Ansbach got a fucking 12 pack under those robes

[@GamerBerg183]

Mark my word this will blow up in view days

[@EndThusIAm]

Give the doll a headpat. She tried.

[@kajutokirrito358]

That "We're fuvked" after such an eloquent, graceful and elegant speech made me laugh out loud😂

[@Hari_Espenton]

*Takes a deep breath and puts on a full set of copper armor*

[@VatroCalamit]

NGL, Mini Ranni got some Damage on her

[@redpandafirefox9434]

"No. Theres still a chance...! We must learn... we must adapt! WE MUST WIN!"

[@CoolDude5633554]

I half expected a line mentioning Miquella to free Radahn because he is Ranni’s full brother.

[@TheodoricFriede]

I want a version of Elden Ring that just has Doll Ranni riding on my shoulder the entire time, commenting on locations, and her mouth writing checks that my ass cant cash.

[@SmileytheSmile]

For some reason I thought that this video was gonna be about Ranni seeing Miquella sitting on his consort, and asking the Tarnished to give her a piggyback ride.

[@SaltyMaverick]

Never thought I'd hear Ranni say "we're fucked", lol.

[@earlsmith6722]

Love the video. And I am so glad that I was not drinking my coffee while hearing the end. I would have sprayed my iPad. 🤣

[@Jormyyy]

I love how there's a marker in the background that hasn't been removed yet lol

[@NileStorm]

The ping in the back by the mountain is real

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

Ranni talking of compassion when she is the entire reason everything went to shit is funny.

[@draghettis6524]

Having Ranni's dialogue come only from the right when using stereo sound is a genius move

[@Солембум]

Only from the left side.*

[@draghettis6524]

@@Солембум No I checked, she's on the right shoulder and her voice comes from the right side of my headphones

[@Солембум]

@@draghettis6524 it clearly comes only from the left headphone.

[@draghettis6524]

@@Солембум My apologies, it seems I had my headphones put backwards. To my defense, the letters were really well hidden. And also, it'd make more sense for Ranni's voice to come from the right, here

[@BrianRepine]

Fret not, Ranni! I have a wall, two shield talismans, and this green thing with two turtles engraved! **dies to THE meteor**

[@prowers2623]

What a nice art style

[@Dan-m6h]

Imaginary technique: Poker stick and a shield

[@loganmcguckin6341]

i was hopeing when she said we need help it was just gonna cut to LetMeTankHim

[@Warden-sz4nh]

Alexander pulls a gojo and comes back.

[@zambekiller]

Bish get off my shoulder only the frenzy flame gets that privilege

[@Astraben]

I hope the "Ranni Summon" mod isn't too far off so we can witness two Gods duke it out at a glorious 12fps

[@brandonmulryan1522]

Honestly, that still a respectable amount of damage dealt considering the boss.

[@woravit-n-456]

My left ear is enjoying this video

[@attackhelicopter771]

holy shit this is good

[@MasterSean-ql9xi]

Love the animation, but I was really surprised how well the writing/voice acting was for Ranni.

[@stormtwister2771]

I thought this going to turn into JoJo meme, Ranni pulling Soft and Wet Go Beyond

[@teacupbirb4711]

With this sacred treasure, I summon Let Me Tank Him.

[@w0lfdem0n]

I like how the dark moon is just not as big as we want it to be

[@KingofAwesomness14]

this deserves to blow up! this is hilarious!

[@Bigsolrac]

I wished i could have Ranni on my back spamming spells on that fight like fucking Radahn does...

[@Nightmare_52]

Man a ranni turret on my shoulder would have been amazing

[@Scrambled_Egg0113]

"were fucked" -ranni

[@Spahki]

Imagine if, after you've chosen an ending and become Elden Lord, you got a power you could whip out in a boss fight, as though you were weaponising your Mending Rune.

[@theguileraven7014]

I always thought there should be a completed Elden Rune you get after beating the game (but before NG+), that makes you boss-sized and gives ridiculous health/poise, while also locking out any invaders.

[@Xbalanque84]

The more I learn about Ranni, the more I like her. And I haven't even played the game yet.

[@OokiiPeter]

Even when Ranni used Soft And Wet: Go Beyond, Fraudahn still stands? They're fucked alright.

[@BiggieCrescent]

Ranni really hit em with a Imaginary Sorcery: Hollow Moon 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[@spartangameing7152]

I just realized it's just the old guy and the druggy

[@Ozzard]

Faught him legit once and subsequent attempts were done with the highest orders of cheese

[@blastchambers2150]

I mean the dialog of Ranni is just spot on. 😮

[@Mdayita]

THE MINI MOON I CANT

[@TRquiet]

Don’t worry, babe. Let me max out my Dex and Vigor, and we’ll get him in about a dozen tries.

[@Justin-pp4uz]

“Become my eternal consort, tarnished” “Nuh uh *goes with cohryn and goldmask to FIX RELIGION* “

[@NievesTheWitch]

Lol thiolier is on something.

[@Static_Aztral]

My left ear loved this

[@Tavish_cat]

Not gonna lie the idea of the small Ranni doll being able to cast spells without the need of you using a staff is awesome The spells still cost you FP but now you have a free hand for a shield or weapon

[@jameswest6232]

The first part is honestly more or less how I imagine Ranni chewing Miq out for his hypocrisy. Man, I'd love a scene between the two of them in the DLC! Can you imagine how livid Ranni would be when she finds out how her brother's soul is being defiled (yes, I am firmly in the camp that Radhan was against being Miq's consort; if he wasn't, why would Malenia need to fight/kill him?).

[@Jikuri]

Tarnished: POCKET RANNY!!!

[@tandibuan1]

Holy shit dude we are so deserve this cutscenes