[TAS] Wii Sports Resort Speed Slice: Beat The Champion Speedrun in

Timing starts at the "OK" menu selection and ends at the first frame "Finish" appears when beating Matt.
Aside from one instance of the gag where the items take a very long time to fall alongside miscellaneous improvements to sword swinging, I'd say this is fairly solid.
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Content with being the champion of both Boxing and Sword Duels, Guest B decided to take a break from killing people and went to try something more laid back. He was relatively content, until he saw that Matt was the referee. Simultaneously shocked that Matt was somehow still alive and enraged that he had apparently failed his goal of Mii erradication, Guest B's anger skyrocketed to the point where he could swing his sword faster than light. With some unknown force making him unable to attack other Miis, Guest B focused all of his attention to the lifeless objects that he was tasked with slicing. In spite of beating Matt for a third time in an instant, all that Guest B could do was hopelessly swing his sword at the lively opponents he could not reach.

[@guywholikesmemes4993]

"Guest B's power is.... *increasing* I soon may need to call my friend shaggy to box him into non-existance." - Matt

[@x302justice]

Callum TheCrazyP9 Guest B would destroy shaggy at not even 1% of his power, let alone matt

[@guywholikesmemes4993]

@@x302justice then it appears it's time to call the mighty TAS fox and captain falcon to stop this multiversal crisis

[@HyperFlame64V1]

@@guywholikesmemes4993 But TAS Falcon has already ascended to Starchild Status....

[@guywholikesmemes4993]

@@HyperFlame64V1 damn... CAN NO ONE DEFEAT GUEST B?

[@bluekirby_64]

Behind that monotonous face, Matt is actually glad Guest B is unleashing his fury on something other than him.

[@syricstheconquerer3608]

Lol

[@fischersabrina8820]

Maddox et Aaron tout Yul

[@Vincent-jq6uk]

Lol

[@lowhp_comic]

This is the prequel. This was Guest B's Guest B-ackstory, winning the speed slice contest before he became confident and challenged the Duel champion, and then becoming insane with power and annihilating the entirety of Wuhu Island.

[@SomeCatYouDontKnow]

@@lowhp_comic wuhu island has a amount of over 100 residents without the user created,most of which never appeared,but the city grew to atleast 135 residents,so he went of a rampage and killed 100 of those residents,which they survived,makes sense now?

[@asher879]

*REMEMBER TO KEEP THE WIIMOTE STRAP ON AT ALL TIMES* (For the sake of the entire population)

[@WarioIsGodd]

I cut mine off

[@SomeCatYouDontKnow]

@@WarioIsGodd mine fell off,pathetic thing.

[@TEGEKEN]

Its actualy fucking insane how matt is actually really close to tas, like there isnt even half a second difference. The 10 year old completionist kids that bought a wii were expected to be frame perfect

[@neymus9157]

It's because Matt is one of the most powerful entity to ever exist in the multiverse

[@lpfan4491]

that stupid guy literally goes mudamudamuda on you in boxing,so its pretty accurate

[@李泓寬-i5d]

@@lpfan4491 When I play Wii sport, Matt can easily strike me down, I can only beat Matt by lucky

[@devastatheseeker9967]

Well yeah, it's supposed to be hard

[@samsonfgc3472]

​@@devastatheseeker9967 dude, Matt literally hits the shit around 14 frames after the arrow is first visible. That's just under a quarter of a second. Know what the average human reaction time is? .25 seconds. Also, there are about 5 frames of startup on the swings. So you actually need a reaction time of about .17 seconds to compete with matt. Know what that didn't include? Processing any complex stimulus. So your reaction time has to be even faster than that to actually compete. There's a difference between hard and basically impossible.

[@gigaspin6595]

I just think it’s insane that the A.I. is literally less than a second slower than the tas in some situations.

[@Tyler-ux2et]

that’s exactly why i don’t play speed slice

[@cobaltproto5399]

when youre fast the ai gets faster

[@zanmolecules4105]

The ai starts going faster once you get three or four rounds ahead of them

[@elwantedmuerto8855]

swings so fast that not even reality can read the cuts, leaving the atoms intact

[@paulcastillo1880]

Meta Knight is afraid of him

[@superkc2557]

Guest B: swings sword The universe: Did I miss something, or did something miss me?

[@wendywyatt1283]

Breaks sound barrier

[@extrascript6622]

“He swung it so fast, that apple didn’t even know it was cut! How can I compete!?”

[@javakyerum8943]

He swings so fast, not even reality itself can even REGISTER the speed of it. The atoms stay intact, because they were cut too fast to even realize it happened. The sword phased through the objects. Beyond infinite speed, beyond immeasurable speed, but irrelevant speed.

[@Brio24]

The TAS demons are so eager to destroy literally everything, even on the you win screen they’re still swinging.

[@jongyon7192p]

"This TAS guy is so good at speedrunning." That's because TAS is a demon from hell, possessing TASers and TASbots to do its bidding. Its true identity might be Laplace's Demon.

[@weggygaygay9940]

Man this TAS guy is reeeally good at speedrunning

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

MUST...DESTROY...AIR!!!!!!!

[@ERROR24016]

And if you notice, guest B does not sweat when rapidly slicing unlike all other miis.

[@remixtheidiot5771]

ERROR oh my god you're right.

[@Space-1255]

Guest B’s Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Carver

[@戴劭名-z8p]

This is polnareff's stand.

[@roberte.ospeedwagon3681]

Guest B is silver chariot over heaven act 4 requiem

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

You mean Polnareff?

[@nokay3809]

Meta knight No *FASTER* Silver chariot No *F A S T E R* Light No *F A S T E R* Guest B *Perfection*

[@kawaiikeith1190]

Damn it I was gonna say silver chariot

[@soyeahsauce]

The speed of dark is faster than the speed of light

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

@@kawaiikeith1190 insta reference hunt

[@SomeCatYouDontKnow]

@@soyeahsauce the speed of AIR is faster than dark thats faster than light

[@penguin-from-madagascar]

The expansion of the universe is faster then a speed of light, not faster than guest b though.

[@briebb]

Nobody: Guest B: *helicopter noises*

[@dnkakusei]

Breon shigu shigu

[@Phreezeybreeze]

In the background: *KA KA KA KACHI DAZE*

[@ArbitraryOutcome]

[META KNIGHT JAB INTENSIFIES]

[@andrescube64]

I did that a lot back then

[@Kappa5938]

Nice joke, but useless Nobody

[@polyp2910]

There's no sight like watching a mii with cold lifeless eyes rapidly swing his sword at a pace to challenge the speed of light while he looks directly at you through his own swordplay.

[@SophisSnow]

0:56 Guest B is so fast that even our computers can't handle it.

[@javakyerum8943]

Guest B is so fast, REALITY ITSELF can’t see it. The atoms in the objects it slices didn’t split apart, because it sliced so fast, the atoms didn’t even know they were SUPPOSED TO. Guest B’s speed transcends all of space and time, and is distorting reality just by moving.

[@edgarvega5859]

Meta Knight's jab be like: 9:16

[@ronaldlontoc1690]

Matt right after throwing the object: Where is it!? Guest B: Gone. Reduced to atoms.

[@javakyerum8943]

The objects don’t split, because they didn’t know they were supposed to. The sword moved so fast, it’s as if it never did. That explains why reality can’t register the speed of the slice.

[@lance2580]

Ya’ll don’t appreciate the true waifu Guest B needed Guest E

[@thedoge492]

h m m . . .

[@alpha-pathetic4168]

1:03 *He's doing his signature move*

[@DaScruffy0ne]

0:59 Guest B looking like Zoro from One Piece

[@EvelynInaba]

2:05 silver chariot

[@thatasiankid5846]

while matt was the referee, guest b studied the blade

[@teemuaho4807]

Gotta love this leaked footage of the anime adaptation of Giorno muda-ing Cioccolata for 7 pages

[@brinbin_]

When I saw this vid I was joking in my mind that Matt would be the mega boss and just brushed it off as a joke... But I’m here, jaw dropped, that he’s genuinely the last competitor for the championship _what the hell_

[@NWDM1H]

OMG you need to do that adventure mode with swordplay TAS style lmfao

[@chaaaake]

They did

[@smacq6000]

"Good Job! You did it!" *_ACTIVATING TORNADO SLICE_*

[@jagostheeternalwaykeeper1247]

Forgive me master, for I must go all out, just this once...

[@djselimi2669]

Ohh Lord Fuckward

[@HobkinBoi]

1:08 Guest B continues to flail about in the background

[@Phreezeybreeze]

*Whistle* *LAWNMOWER NOISES* *Gong-gong*

[@keystone5750]

Accurate representation of hero’s spin.

[@alexandernewkirk6193]

This is my favorite TAS channel keep up the work dude

[@MaybeNotARobot]

Raiden, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (2013)

[@landlordmorgana2691]

I swear the way he rapidly swings the sword is majestic is hell

[@smr1518]

Oh boy, I'm hype for the showdown tas...if that's gonna happen

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

Someday "TAS"will mean that a physical robot played instead and I think that's beautiful

[@DormantChris]

When you give your controller to your big brother

[@braydentan985]

The fact that Matt is actually so ridiculously fast when you play against him wtf

[@datsko6339]

0:56 the pure speed of Guest B's sword put a temporary glitch in the matrix to distract his opponent

[@MadamLava094]

Nobody: Guest B: *helicopters with a sword*

[@robbie5899]

I feel like Matt knew what was coming, and only brought the blue flag

[@spacestone29]

The M in Guest B stands for mercy.

[@skypheonix619]

S Rank Hero: Guest B a.k.a "The Atomic Samurai"

[@Heregoesnuttin]

Isn’t Guest B the Swordfighter in Smash? I wouldn’t be surprised from seeing this.

[@weegeegaming2201]

We knew he was holding back, as you can see...

[@MantaKizaemonFTW]

I love how the pointer is also going crazy

[@doga5899]

I never thought a wii sports TAS would be so funny

[@cheated4687]

Dog A its wii sports resort but ill let it slide for today

[@ScLuigi]

Hora! Hora! Hora!

[@roberte.ospeedwagon3681]

HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA

[@GMKGoji01]

HORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, SHUT UP! Y'all starting to sound like Yamcha the talking pig.

[@horseraddish5179]

Bro imagine being Ryan. You face off against mostly beginners and then you see this man spinning like a helicopter and slicing the things before they hit the ground.

[@TheCoolerHKR]

I bet Marth isn't quick enough to catch up Guest B's speed

[@tobyzilla]

You mean Matt but I get what you were trying to say

[@noah6607]

Matt fears no one. Matt is one with the multiverse!

[@andre_601]

Possibly every normal player: * patiently waiting for the swipe indicator * TAS: * wiggle intensified x100000 *

[@brad1ey50]

Never underestimate the power of Guest B.

[@It-is-a-Smash-Hit]

idk why but guest B swinging his sword at the end of each match looks really cool

[@La-Machina]

If Guest B isn’t careful, he’s gonna turn into a helicopter

[@YoloYester94]

Normal Player: *tries to focus* TASBot: *has a seizure*

[@frostedmiko5071]

I never knew Guest B's stand would be Silver Chariot

[@MoonlightMirage]

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK, during the fight versus Siobhan you can see a Matt WATCHING in the audience while simultaneously throwing the objects...

[@Nightcaat]

Beautiful. Life-changing. Art.

[@paulcastillo1880]

That Mii is actually Brawl Meta Knight.

[@InsideTheFro]

When you have to become a helicopter just to beat your opponent

[@MochaKola]

*all with that blank stare*

[@nore5888]

why isn’t this the default Mii Swordfighter Skin, it was the perfect opportunity

[@matthewlopetegui6204]

the mii’s are around 5 feet tall let’s say so if we look at the swing, we can approximate the distance he swings the sword to around 2 meters the winning screen is around 137.5 frames or 4.57 seconds and there is a total of 254 swings from the sword elapsing from that distance (on average) if he swung 254 times in 137.5 frames, he swung approx. 1.85 times per frame or 55.5 times per second the total length he elapsed from every sword swing is equal to approx. 111 meters per second or 507.27 meters in total in that time alone, his swings would go as fast as 111 meters every second let’s now get the total mileage of the speed he swung if he can swing at 111 meters per second then if we convert it to minutes, he swings at around 6,600 meters per second and if we convert that to hours we can confirm that he swings at around 399,600 meters (3996 kilometers) per hour or or 2,483.5 miles per hour!

[@Dat1snivy]

Guest B goes on a journey to become a helicopter.

[@AhoBot]

The slicing effects in this game are so fuckin good honestly.

[@KykyDJenkins]

Now have the TAS make perfect slices

[@dominicarps715]

single strikes. no spinning and flailing, just one devastating clean cut per item

[@Tyler-ux2et]

*Stamp earned!* *Slicing Machine* yeah something along the lines of that

[@chasenplayz]

can't wait for swordplay showdown, where guest B goes on a rampage and murders an entire island.

[@bramnemeth565]

Let's face it. Even Dio is afraid of him.

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

Was that fear I saw in Matt’s eyes? 😳

[@Russom5428Russo]

I always have fun slicing the countdown timers!

[@iJoenic]

What playing as the Mii sword fighter feels like

[@MattFromWiiSportsOfficial]

Guest 🅱 is my son

[@matthewrivas7348]

Please spare me Matt

[@jadetealaaron2003]

*sword spinning intensifies*

[@Filipe1020]

This video just needs one sound effect: "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA"

[@killercross9929]

he's going to turn into a fricking bladed propeller

[@browz3r]

I played an important part in this war. Thank me later.

[@alexanderraymundo3586]

*while you were off fooling around, I studied the blade*

[@MrMatthias]

The crowd cheers for Guest B, completely unaware of the great and terrible power that dwells within him... and the fate that awaits them should that power break free...

[@cheesychipmunk8382]

Guy in the left: what people think Samurai were like Guy on the right: what they were actually like

[@hunterbeatbilly9836]

Poofesure would throw his wii remote to the atmosphere if he ever face an opponent like guest B

[@denislonghi6564]

No one: Guest B after defeating an opponent: *clipping through reality*

[@cocoa25121]

Only if we spun it above his head. He could try to find people that can actually beat him

[@SmashBro55]

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[@TrigunnerX3]

Guest B is just being Mii Swordfighter.

[@vicelance1234]

Is this the true power of Ultra-Instinct

[@cjr3985]

Worlds best Samurai right here.

[@javakyerum8943]

He’s slicing so fast he’s turning the air into donuts

[@NutsDotGov]

Guest B has done the impossible

[@whateverguy9204]

Matt: Cut this item sideways from left to right Guest B: *Proceeds to desintegrate the item out of existence*

[@braziliandutchy6170]

I thought the TAS would be inhumanly precise, But instead it's inhumanly spastic. I guess both works.

[@InsaneH]

The you win screen is craz

[@fluzzythescrub8634]

Guest B is a hidden WWII superweapon

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

Guest B is like a living tornado

[@jayharyu927]

There’s something about a mii stone-faced and swinging a sword in a cyclone with the words ‘you win’ on screen

[@Sydney_Angelyt]

Guest B: How are you not dead? Matt: I have no idea!

[@princesscadance197]

I get it’s probably a technical limitation, but I’m not a huge fan of how the software starts rapidly swinging before the item drops, kinda gives away what the slice direction is. I think it’d be neat if the sword remained still and only swung once.

[@OfficialRDMThings]

Man, this new episode of Jojo is awesome. Silver Chariot has gotten much quicker than in Stardust Crusaders.

[@pikminfreak0011]

Guest B and his stand, 「Helicopter Blade」

[@Cashisgr8]

the only thing i remember about this game is smashing the already cut fruits

[@ashleysteele7686]

This video is really great good job on it

[@presto0194]

ah I see, the new helecopter mii technology