[TAS] Wii Sports Resort: Swordplay Showdown Levels 1-7

Because many of you asked, I went and recorded all of my progress up to this point. I'm currently going through burnout, given how repetitive this is, but it's still going.
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[@DyllonStejGaming]

Fun fact: I can hit opponents even when they properly block by guarding myself for a single frame while my sword approaches them. Because being in a blocking stance prevents you from being parried, and because blocking keeps the attack hitbox out for a short time, I can cause my attack to connect with their body without connecting with their sword. RTA runners perform a similar trick by swinging the sword just right so that it only barely connects with the opponents' bodies.

[@TheCoolerHKR]

So you're trying to be like Meta Knight in turbo mode I see

[@michaelgray2767]

NANI

[@eggfordays3897]

What language are you speaking

[@MJFeehan24]

I dont know what you said, but Awesome!

[@amberhernandez]

I just line my sword up with theirs and smash at that angle. It works every single time.

[@GoobTradeMark]

Guest B's thirst for souls wasn't quenched at the stadium, so he's gone on a massacre through Wuhu Island

[@chaoticclay3894]

At this point these are just the civilians trying to survive Guest B's massacre

[@gdmrhotshot3731]

Who killed the others I was guest B, with the sword えゔぇryうぇれ/everywhere

[@GMKGoji01]

At that rate, our only hope is either Adriaan, Paul (AwesomeGamerland), or Noah (JustSomeBlueGuy).

[@strikeoutanimationsandmusi5399]

The only man who can stop him is Matt

[@FlittaLink]

even the man above all, Matt is afraid.

[@ditto-w]

That isn't sweat, that's Guest B slashing so fast he breaks all laws of science and turns the air to water.

[@D.Dragon]

The swinging of his sword draws in all the heat from the water, making it become water. The miis turning blue when they die isn't them teleporting away, it's them freezing from the heat being drawn from their bodies.

[@oxithotten5861]

I fucking love sciencE

[@somedubmetakeshi7960]

The blade is moving so fast that the physical makeup of the blade is ripping apart and the violent wind from the blade causes cold air to surround him, so cold that water starts to condense.

[@kentavirus2100]

@@D.Dragon so basically Guest 🅱️ is Dio Brando confirmed

[@con.421]

The sword is so fast that it doesn't hit their body it hits their soul and them turning into blue mist is guest b sucking it sraight out of existance

[@dragonbreath2087]

I love how he does the meta knight jab after winning

[@cy_pher]

HAYAYAYAYA

[@solarstorm5242]

The sword does it for him, he doesn't need to touch it. He has too much power for that.

[@ABC-ik9vj]

@@solarstorm5242... Is matt

[@chaaaake]

*HOYGIBBAGIBBA*

[@reddodeado301]

HOIYIYIYIYOYO

[@DoubleA165]

"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick"

[@GalladeXtreme]

@@chamberkingston7609 Hey, as long as it works.

[@ghettospaghetto1627]

@@chamberkingston7609 It can be if there's Steel Balls involved.

[@anegg364]

Now this is swordfighting

[@honokakazuno]

You fool! I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Matt.

[@eleronpfoutz7823]

Works for Link.

[@saltiestwashi3121]

Guest B: *swings his blade at the speed of light* Every single Mii on the entirety of Wuhu Island: *wikihow article Part 1 of 3: Accepting your death*

[@PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS]

damn, article 13 hit us hard

[@deception845]

instructions unclear, i'm still alive

[@thegeo549]

These poor, unfortunate warriors. Trying desperately to protect the island they love, that they grew up on, that they founded families on, from this lone warlord from a far away land. It is not enough.

[@jitterysonic]

so many years of training... just to be defeated by a beyblade

[@thegeo549]

@@jitterysonic The Prophecy did not foretell of this instrument of destruction.

[@Raynnnnnn]

@@thegeo549 you mean... *MASS DESTRUCTION* *BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY*

[@zanepaget10]

After Gatsby took years of training he was finally ready to destroy the warriors that killed his mother

[@cooldevildjva1246]

@@Raynnnnnn YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH

[@StairFacts]

This is how Guest B went from a mediocre sword fighter in Smash 4 to the absolute legend that he is in Ultimate

[@jswizzle3037]

Hahaha xD Hey again

[@keystone5750]

CCuppy my friend: how many times have you done that stupid kill confirm? Me: how many loaves of bread have you eaten in your life?

[@friskycalibri2293]

@@keystone5750 KEYSTOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

[@chrispo7610]

And back to low tier he goes!

[@friskycalibri2293]

@@chrispo7610 he has been... s t a b b e d.

[@someinternetguy3947]

Matt: Sends an entire army of swordfighters to kill Guest B Guest B: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTALS?

[@chrisrockett5897]

Damn. Matt is really that scared of B.

[@passingby3344]

@@chrisrockett5897 No Matt wants to recruit Guest B into his army without his intervention, but Guest B refuses so he has to do it forcibly

[@ratchet55_m8]

Even Matt is afraid

[@chrisrockett5897]

@@passingby3344 Matt 2 years after he got his ass clapped by Guest B: He's a formidable foe, that's for sure... But what if I invite him into my army?!

[@alpha-pathetic4168]

Guest B: *You're approaching me?*

[@icyclimber4215]

0:55 That is a terrifying thing to see when you're fighting against B. His defense is his offense

[@Awesoman9001]

They can't hurt you if they're already dead

[@mariopikaman1]

Oh god it looks just like the Crissagrim from Symphony of the Night

[@honokakazuno]

"The strongest defense is a swift and decisive offense" - Obi-Wan Kenobi

[@TheEssentialHughJazz]

Just like the Thunder Cross Split Attack - he can attack while keeping his guard up

[@lesliesimmons5415]

He’s a blender

[@hashi181]

breaking news: local mii slaughters an entire island for fun

[@Mario2980]

Wait, this isn't For Glory mode?

[@bowserjjumetroid3645]

Or it's a *Genocide run.*

[@gdmrhotshot3731]

Guest B : ima slash the galactic island like boxing

[@mythosinfinite6736]

"I did it to test my abilities."

[@zachychan4261]

@@mythosinfinite6736that’s some shit itachi would say😭

[@gbawesome1464]

Guest B: OKAY EVERYONE I'M GONNA START SWINGING MY SWORD LIKE THIIIIIIIS SO IF YOU WALK INTO IT IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

[@smacq6000]

GBAwesome LMAO

[@WinCla]

@@royArea "BUT IT'S STILL YOUR FAULT FOR FACING ME"

[@Fran_5]

@@WinCla *mii

[@kaws6231]

Spoiler Alert, the Final Boss for Guest B is Wuhu Island itself.

[@thedoge492]

the final boss of Wuhu Island is guest B *itself*

[@damientheincin]

K aws OH COME ON MAN, WHY’D YOU HAVE TO SPOIL ENDGAME!?

[@reginangel_official]

Nah. The final boss for Guest B is *_Matt itself_* Then after beating Matt, your mii itself faces off *_Guest B itself_*

[@Droffatsstafford]

Island Flyover, but Guest B has a -gun- sword.

[@ABC-ik9vj]

In smash the swordfighter is da best character

[@DrEisenhower]

This new Star Wars movie is a lot more action packed than I expected

[@solarstorm5242]

Amazing joke

[@ABC-ik9vj]

@@solarstorm5242 what joke?

[@lolfunimomentbruhmoviedown2701]

@@ABC-ik9vj BRUH WHAT

[@nicomunoz7588]

@@ABC-ik9vj it's because of the swords

[@malcolmfletcher2659]

Better than the sequels

[@stack72]

I'm not trapped up here with you... *You're trapped up here with me*

[@ABC-ik9vj]

@Jonathan Meyer ??

[@zekkoltd2773]

I hate tor ruin the reference but isn't this from the Scooby Doo movie?

[@Sph1003]

@@zekkoltd2773 I think it's a reference from Team Fortress 2

[@Kipwich]

Sph1003 Nah this is from Super Mario Bros

[@adamnakamura8003]

@Kyle Ho General way to alternately say, “You didn’t really think this through, did you?”

[@h__8792]

No one: Guest B: "I M A H E L I C O P T E R"

[@succ5666]

My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi

[@SnivyFan11]

*H E L E C A P T O R*

[@Pootis-hn3ky]

Meta knight jab

[@p.g.v.3765]

"guest 🅱️!!! those kind of 'attack helicopter' jokes are transphobic and very inappropriate! i really expected more of y-" *watches him slaughter an entire island at the speed of light * "oh okay you meant that-"

[@jayhezexel]

Miis: It's all of us against him, we might be able to stand a chance Guest B: PFFFFFFTTTTTTT

[@Frog101_Real]

You know it's fun, right?

[@wh4t]

"encircle him he can't take us from all sides" guest B: *link noises*

[@katarinasrihartati5676]

The eleventh abysmally underrated i found

[@V1ncentP198]

I've Seen This Raw Strength Only Once Before

[@0ctagonMusic]

It didn't scare me back then. It does now

[@Inky5]

Matt

[@TheCoolerHKR]

Guest 🅱️'s DORIYAH experience in Turbo Mode

[@SuiteLifeofDioBrando]

Even Matt may find his power to be a threat.

[@jage6344]

Nice name mr suite life of dio brando

[@Dylan2000YT]

He does.

[@vittosphonecollection57289]

This is Matt's son and he trained him to be half as powerful as himself. He said it was more than enough.

[@lexo632]

I see why he is called Guest 🅱. He is Guest 🅱lender.

[@sweateater3080]

*OMG LOL*

[@TheKaiwind]

Madara Uchiha wages war in the 4th Great Ninja War (October, 352. Coloredize)

[@mekafinchi]

I can’t wait for the full thing, not just because of how awesome it is, but because I want to see the Epic of Guest 🅱️ continue

[@sheriffdkanddeputyhenry1776]

I fear no ace Wii plane polit, but the "THING" I would never fly if he was in the air

[@yugiohsinsxepicprodigy99x32]

Still, after beating the champion Matt at speed slicing, Guest B's calm yet unrelenting rage ate at him like mad. Now that the force protecting the other mii's from Guest B's attacks was lifted, he rampaged across the whole island, leaving a trail of sweat and blood in his wake. Now a monster, Guest B can only pray that one of the mii's takes his life and puts an end to the madness. But... his unquenchable rage is not his own, it is an unknown entity that only goes by TAS. Guest B tries his best to contain his rage and lightning fast sword arm, but TAS denies Guest B the rest he's been longing for. Guest B can hold still for only so long before a mii comes next to him, then TAS finishes them as soon as they came. At the end of the showdown, Matt is there to put an end to Guest B, or rather TAS's, reign of terror. Alas, Matt was defeated in a blink of an eye. just like the rest

[@ariuszyleng2580]

Can't wait for the next arc

[@16BitGamerCat]

You forgot 3 letters of TAS's name. Its full name is... *TASBot*

[@ヒューノ]

敵を倒したら必ず正面に剣を戻すところに達人感があって好き

[@1192san_dayo]

やっと……

[@アニメゲーム好き-u8k]

スターバーストストリーム！

[@キャティ-y5q]

残像しか見えねえ…

[@jamesesterline]

6:05 Rare footage of Anakin Skywalker murdering all of the Jedi in the Jedi Temple. (19BBY, colorized)

[@lucas_lel917]

4:21 This sweep at the end was actually sick

[@smacq6000]

Stand User: Guest B Stand name: S P I N N I N G B L U E

[@catnumber1538]

silver chariot requiem requiem

[@javianwilliams7463]

I see your POINT. Get it?

[@mr.jes5e12oss2]

Like this? 0:22

[@TheDeadmanstrolling]

RULES OF NATURE

[@246_tritone]

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

[@Firesaur-ut9hy]

@@246_tritone WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE! (ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!)

[@rivaledrandom1282]

*He's literally make the Mii's fall to their deaths when they're knocked off the bridge*

[@rivaledrandom1282]

@@yax234 You think a couple of balloons are going to cushion a fall of over 50 meters?!

[@antonioproa5405]

@@rivaledrandom1282 the balloon acts as a parachute, not a pillow

[@rivaledrandom1282]

@@antonioproa5405 ok sorry, lighten a fall

[@47Times2]

Also they’re holograms.

[@cooldevildjva1246]

@@47Times2 They're not holographic. Their souls were eaten by Guest B after they were obliterated by him.

[@SaurusTheKing]

All those punches They're not just random either They're...targeted!

[@GalladeXtreme]

And every one of them... is more than 100% of his power! 🤯

[@dnakmemoor9847]

Guest B is truly an angry and bloodthirsty god. Each swing of his sword, each mighty punch carries with it the weight of a mountain with the speed of a falcon. He slaughters all that defy him with no remorse. Not even Matt can stop this monster. Abandon all hope, for the end has come.

[@sheriffdkanddeputyhenry1776]

Not all hope lost my friend,cause I helped get the remaining miis off the main land and to wedge Island.

[@sheriffdkanddeputyhenry1776]

But while it was happening, Guest B found the last ship leaving, be the plane ace I was I held him off for long enough

[@Retroduck7]

The once-righteous samurai Guest B goes on a bloody rampage after hearing of the return of his longtime rival and enemy, Matt.

[@Nativefall]

i dont think thats a TAS i think its how everyone plays

[@RichConnerGMN]

can you swing your arms like that perfectly straight out in a perfect circle

[@solarstorm5242]

Yes I can... Somehow *Boup*

[@b-fuzzlegaming50]

Protagonist: If I kill the villain, I’d just be as bad as him The protagonist trying to reach the villain:

[@サリーショルハ]

0:55　ここ、カラビヤウ多様体

[@lavaraptor4225]

I have a strange feeling that if Guest B and Luigi worked together, they would conquer the entire video game world.

[@AceofDiamonds236]

With how effortlessly he slaughtered this army, you'd think this was a Dynasty Warriors spinoff.

[@lordbeanoz9644]

I like how his key tactic to win is HELICOPTER SWORD TWIRL

[@Dempy]

My childhood in a video

[@glasses6524]

fun childhood

[@wetaughted4640]

You also slaughter entire islands as a kid? Cool me too!

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

Title is wrong, this is Wii Sports Bowling, not Swordplay.

[@Alex-Colo]

Wii sport bayblade

[@XesDaMess]

I just got the joke, thanks for the laugh

[@Ivy64_]

I love the empty stare at the end of each level.

[@mrfilingcabinet]

5:39 Haru got obliterated

[@AlphaXenarc]

When your old play style as a kid works better than when you’re actually trying

[@RareSun]

2:45 I like how Tyrone immedeatly showed up right after Pablo like this is the Backyardigans or something like that.

[@conntoons_4848]

Oh I didn’t even realize

[@20LeeBrian1]

Continue the TAS love to see other stages!

[@fabi_an7115]

This is how Anakin felt while slaugthering the younglings.

[@あじゃぱー-i9x]

1:14 瞬殺のしょうた

[@peculiarstraw8648]

The force required to lift an average person off their feet with a plastic sword would be more than enough to leave lasting brain trauma. This is more than a speedrun, this is a human-made catastrophe in motion.

[@emilyofjane]

No one: Not a single soul: Vergil from the Devil May Cry series: 4:31

[@うちはマダラ-n2c]

ガムシャラに振っているように見せて 実は的確に急所をついている

[@mobiuswrx2137]

My man literally said "beyblade, let it rip"

[@neintimesthegeek1337]

Mii sword fighter too OP. Nerf Pac-Man

[@p.g.v.3765]

i see no difference between this and 10 year old me shaking my wii remote like a maniac and getting through

[@AscendedOnOsu]

7:38 When you need to make quick sacrifices to the water gods

[@gauffrier]

LMAO

[@Vynce2003]

Top 10 people who can defeat Thanos even with the gauntlet and all the stones. Numbers 1-10, this guy

[@technoeevee6969]

I fear no man... But that... thing... *IT SCARES ME.*

[@RidleyUwO]

Guest B becoming Shura, the Demon of Hatred 2019 colorized

[@mommyanddaddybarr]

“Master skywalker there too many of them what are we going to do?“ Anakin:

[@-Ryu]

I just watched hundreds of people get massacred by a guy with a blue stick and some really loose limbs.

[@bloc0]

rip all the miis that were close to the edge on the last level

[@thefullmetalalchemist]

8:32 Takumi: Well fiddlesticks it looks like I've been defeated.

[@marthkid1]

This gives me so much satisfaction I remember playing this as a kid and getting straight jumped all the time 😂

[@underscore319]

i wonder what the people in those parked cars are thinking.

[@wetaughted4640]

2:00 fruit ninja on steroids

[@CoolCrocodile]

When guest B Sword went ⬅️↘️↕️↖️↘️⬅️⬇️↖️⬇️↖️↙️↖️⬅️↘️↕️↖️↙️↖️↙️↕️↘️↖️↙️↖️↕️➡️⬆️ I felt that 😔

[@person1190]

So this is the power of ultra instinct...

[@iantheweirdo4858]

miis: this guy is dead, we outnumber him by miles. there is no possible way he can hope to defeat all of us. Guest B(in the funny accent): HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

[@aiden9802]

Guest B's Current Entity Was A Tool For Genocide,His Bloodlust Couldn't Be Secured Unless He Beat The Final Clan And Matt Himself,And Afterward's His Entity Would Leave And Maybe A More Peaceful One Could Take Over. Possibly For A Good Ol' Cycling Race Or Power Crusing Or Wakeboarding...but Now,Wuhu Island Needs A Savior....Can Matt Save Wuhu island?! Or Will It Fall Into The Hands Of Guess B?! Find Out Soon On Dragon Ball Wuhu!

[@talkingwithfigs]

That was a breathtaking experience

[@TH-yz5lu]

こんなやべーやつに向かっていくMiiも尊敬に値するわ

[@bluesox2762]

10 People who could End Thanos with All Infinity Stones and Win

[@RoccoSocko]

Guest B When he isn’t near someone: 🙎🏼‍♂️🗡 Guest B when he is Near someone: 🙎🏼‍♂️🌪

[@辟邪-m1j]

1:13 ？？？「しょうたぁぁ！！！」

[@EerieNone]

Everything about the man is unsettling. Wether it be his law defying battle skills. Or the look of his unimpressed face, as its the last thing you see before your fate is sealed. No god can save you now. You can only pray to them that you get the right spot.

[@pcb_404]

How much RPM, tipspeed, and KJs of energy is guest b packing at top speed?

[@solarstorm5242]

That interaction is going to the folder.

[@firewall5189]

way more than necessary

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

*Y E S*

[@CArcherOwl]

Yes.

[@damientevis6175]

Dude be taking their asses out like Madara Uchiha

[@enchilordo8562]

7:38 every single person was hit specifically to fall off the cliff

[@Inky5]

Guest B vs matt. Battle of the universe.

[@Bantorain93R]

“Okay, big circle shaped swings... remember your circle-shaped swings. If you remember that nothing will go wrong in a real fight.”

[@turtleneckfox]

When Guest B drinks 50 energy drinks

[@Zitro2863]

Me in a scary movie:Not stressed. Me playing wii sports resort swordplay with 1 life left: * intense screaming*

[@TokyoDrift456]

Oh boy the chronicles of Guest B continue

[@traitortothecrown1961]

game theory: guest b's hands are not connected to his body, they are separate entities with minds of their own that can move however they wish

[@guywholikesmemes4993]

Me:*sees the game mode is called sword play* Me: the title is inaccurate 1: guest b ain't "playing" around and 2: if anything it should be called Wii massacre Edit: 8:42: OOF

[@Brownyan]

Guy just casually murders everyone and we're cool with it

[@Darklight65583]

TAS: Ha-ha! FOOLS! You'll never defeat my helicopter shtyole!

[@Ms.Nightshade]

Guest B, the Tasmanian Devil of Wii Sports Resort...with a stick

[@unknownwarrior9775]

Gest B: YOU FOOL this isn't even my FINAL FORM I've been using only 2% of my power this whole time Mortals.

[@rubenasecas4171]

No one: DyllonStej: *TAS ABOUT WII SPORTS RESORT.*

[@buggietomyt2580]

Showdown: *exists* The TAS: (Hey shitass, wanna see my speedrun mode: ON)

[@TrimpingSku11Cracker]

Matt: sends a whole army of master sword fighters against Guest B Guest B: Yare yare daze...

[@ihateweetabix8829]

Love it when Guest B turns into a helicopter

[@purupurupurin6276]

This is an AVENGER'S LEVEL THREAT, bigger than sm4sh bayonetta

[@princesscadance197]

0:58 I swear thats every anime clip I’ve ever been linked to.

[@nightowl1857]

Tas? Or flailing the wii remote around like a maniac?

[@solarstorm5242]

Flailing the wii remote like a mad man is kind of the begining of TASing a game.

[@jackwilson5745]

Why is Matt lead an army against Guest B?

[@TheFizio]

0:55 Waterfowl dance

[@はまやらわあかさたな-n6k]

勝利の舞荒ぶりすぎだろwwwwww