Taskmaster Australia Series 2, Episode 4 - Oink Oink B*****s

[@gabrieldinix]

It’s so funny Jenny had the easiest mantra to do and she still messed it up

[@lordbuddybear]

Also it was a nice mantra to live by, a little bit like "Do something only when you feel ready!"

[@jerrebrasfield4231]

I liked the recorder playing one, but hate recorders.

[@TheoThe_Wiggles_Fan]

Jenny grunting at the physical effort required to *gently lower* an iPad into a boat was the most unexpectedly hilarious moment of the whole episode for me. Bless her.

[@evillttlimp]

I appreciate that Patatas's aussie cousin is an astronaut.

[@wisedred]

wasn't Patatas an astronaut in one of his past lifes tho?

[@gothorama]

a catstronaut

[@pollockgabe]

14:29 The cut to Jenny, casually laying back and telling Tom he's a piece of shit, took me out

[@cordoroy9515]

@@pollockgabe where?

[@JGWC]

I loved when she chased after him to tell him he'd never find love

[@theopollind8024]

Casual asian mother energy hahahahah 😂😂😂

[@ellekay4758]

“You’re a pretty nice guy but you’re a piece of shit” oh Jenny 🤣

[@gregorycafiero9688]

That's my mantra

[@PokerJoker811]

T words Lloyd has used at the start of tasks so far: Trebuchet Trumpet Tilapia Toots Trumper * Tonkatsu Tamarind Tiramisu * I'll be honest, I'm not 100% on what that one said, the audio wasn't super clean. So I turned on the CC and just went with that.

[@jackedandnimble1814]

I heard tromper

[@LynneTendo]

Livetasks where you have to trick the back-facing Taskmaster into thinking you're a different contestant through sound... those tasks seem to make me cry-laugh the hardest. The famous Wow Monster kills me even after the 4th watching, but I never expected to find another livetask like that here, in this ep. Plus, a big part of the joy is watching the other contestants (or here, specifically, Wil) try desperately to contain their laughter 😂 I think my personal favs were Wil dying over Jenny's "animal touching, father's approval getting" anecdote (referencing Wil's story from previous eps?) and the insane extra noises Josh made into the mic at the end of his last attempt😂

[@scdl-m2z]

the wow monster will always be my favourite of those types of live tasks. everyone, including alan, seemed so surprised at the sound

[@remraft]

It's not the most remarkable thing about her (she's hilarious), but I do love Jenny's outfits for the live shows. Very stylish and put together. Reminds me of how lovely Morgana Robinson always looked, even though they have very different styles.

[@LittleGrandpaSimpson]

Under the comments of Morgana's season someone wrote that her style is "a wife who poisoned her rich husband". And I sometimes think about how accurate it was.

[@iliketrains3495]

There's a lot of women on TM with great fashion sense, Rose, Charlotte, Bridget and Susan also come to mind

[@rkah6187]

All of the contestants definitely 'get dressed' by a stylist for the tapings but I always end up admiring the outfits as well.

[@pahasiga]

@@rkah6187 Wish that Anne's stylist was better, then.

[@kalindastrome2182]

That live task was amazing, I’d love to see it on the uk version

[@carlmalheim7161]

I didn’t think Tom was a weird guy until he called rock, paper, scissors as scissors, paper, rock.

[@redbeard5939]

They are upside down, what can you expect

[@greatsageclok-roo9013]

@@redbeard5939 I'm Australian... I've never heard anyone call it that before. (Heck, I'm more familiar with the American name ro-sham-bo than what Tom called it.)

[@IdiotWhoDidAStupidThing]

I’m from America and I’ve never heard anyone ever call it Ro-Sham-Bo. Maybe it’s a western US thing.

[@q-tuber7034]

I’ve only heard it called Rochambeau by Brits

[@MasterFhyl]

@@greatsageclok-roo9013 As an American, the only place I've ever heard of something called "ro sham bo" was South Park, and their version of the game was punching each other in the balls.

[@Blip0000]

Jenny's mantra task was the first short clip I saw of this series, and I'm so happy we get to see full episodes on KZbin. Thank you, Taskmaster!

[@ethanwatt-dz3xq]

Can we take a moment to acknowledge the particular flavour of psychopath you need to be to put pasta in cold water and think “this is normal”

[@Fortunateson69]

It might be a welsh thing XD

[@ff_s_]

Proven to not matter in the end result, and it cooks slighty faster.

[@juicesnap]

​@ff_s_ yeah but the box instructions want you to put the pasta after the water rapidly boils and gives you the right time for that method...

[@ethanwatt-dz3xq]

@@ff_s_ found Lloyd’s alt account

[@lordlemmingman]

Actually multiple well known chefs (Alton Brown, J Kenji Lopez-Alt, America's Test Kitchen) all have talked about the benefits of starting pasta in cold water. It actually cooks faster and uses less energy.

[@benzaiten933]

Josh slowly lying down after that fake bottle smash on the head was everything!

[@laurenmontgomery421]

Especially after such a delay too like “oh I should do that” lmao

[@ROOKTABULA]

Everything? You need to resist your standards. It's called _gravity_ and you can do it as well, no skill required.

[@laurenmontgomery421]

@@ROOKTABULA it takes no skill, but it was what really made the glass bottle funny

[@CoraTerrion-lp7ki]

"And ummm.... ketamine¿"

[@JaeWhatJae]

Tom attempting to oink always kills me 😂 I always feel the second hand embarrassment at the same time

[@Zarkawi17]

About Jenny not boiling the water and her explanation. She's half correct basically. The bubbles DO indicate boiling water, as they mean the water has become a gas and is then rising to the surface and letting off steam. The thing is, not ALL of the water in a pot gets to boiling at the same time. The water at the bottom that's in direct contact with the pot (which is in direct contact with a very hot burner) gets heated very fast and lets off a small amount of bubbles. Jenny correctly identified what the chemical reaction of water boiling looks like, but her mistake is just assuming that means all the water is boiling. Gonna have to guess she doesn't cook much.

[@rogerrabbit3200]

Forgive me for doing an, well akshually.... when water heats the capacity for containing the gases dissolved in it decreases. This will form bubbles before the water is boiling. Given the temperature shown at the end I suspect that the heat conductivity of water prevents the water from boiling at the bottom.

[@Vtarngpb]

@@rogerrabbit3200I heart Pedantry corner 😉

[@randomcreek]

Also it's not a chemical reaction.

[@foxingratchet]

Simmering = small, quick bubbles Boiling = large and varying in size bubbles

[@sk-yp6yk]

What she achieved was latent heat.

[@drownedmonkeytwin]

The moment I saw the episode title I knew in my heart that it was a Josh quote. I just knew

[@iliketrains3495]

I thought it would be Jenny lol

[@R2k2]

So, Maybe 'lesser Tom' could start a jazzband, called 'the Cashmen section'?? 🤔

[@yumiulrich4eva]

Jenny's low task was comedic genius 😂

[@lhfirex]

This cast is so great, and the Toms are so good I think they're going to force Greg and Alex to raise their game.

[@usedfuzzbox]

Yeah, the Aus and NZ seasons are really great, and honestly better than the last few UK seasons sadly......

[@brittanywinn3955]

Josh in reference to Lloyd's toddler photo was my biggest laugh: "How do you look younger now?" It's funny because its a legit question!

[@q-tuber7034]

24:25 Josh’s face when Jenny starts explaining science… 😂

[@Christopher_Clark]

"Oh my golly gosh, he's the champion of balls!"

[@greatsageclok-roo9013]

Doesn't sound good out of context, does it?

[@cannibalbananas]

I feel Anne was working thru some things with her "oink oink" skits. Loved the crazy energy 😂😂😂👍

[@greatsageclok-roo9013]

I love how this is one of the few episodes out there where the episode title appears during the task. I also love how Anne interpreted it... multiple times. That was awesome!

[@lindiwechachiua7950]

i really like jenny’s style every outfit she wears is super cute

[@BlueGriffin20]

Hey props for taping down a body part when trying to deal with a bar on two poles. Some others might bump it off.

[@Winterbay]

I think it's generally called tucking in that case...

[@bjmgeek]

Tom showing some serious recorder skills!

[@singenstattatmen5096]

I can not believe Jenny literally did not manage to complete her task of "boil some water". Like, how on earth do you mess that up? 😂

[@bryanobrien7246]

Anne went to the Michael Scott school of improv. And Tom gave her 5 points for it, haha.

[@WonderWhatHappened]

This is one of my favorite episodes from Australia.

[@dharmashark108]

"I was here before it got region-locked club".

[@jordancole1522]

Did have other plans but gotta watch this now before I can't

[@gabrieldinix]

It gets region locked?

[@Zach90888]

@@gabrieldinixInexplicably region locked in the uk.

[@MrLuc420]

​@@Zach90888 they're probably still mad at the Australians.

[@gabrieldinix]

@@Zach90888 damn, womp womp for the UK, I watch from Brazil just fine

[@adsoto7183]

Why does every episode feel like a personal attack against Josh?

[@AFRoobitHere]

I love love love UK, AU & NZ TMs but I kinda want to see them three swap assistants for one season 🤔 NZ to UK, UK to AU & AU to NZ would be soooo funny!

[@kristianlawrence]

Season 2 is edited so much better than season 1!

[@cael_aj]

Just started writing a mantra a week on a whiteboard in my room, and I am thrilled to adopt "Oink oink, bitches!" As this week's mantra

[@iliketrains3495]

Le couchon est oink oink

[@WondrousPurple]

This is the greatest comment in the history of KZbin, crossing more than seven years and 9,000 miles in its callback. :) You have made my month, @iliketrains3495!

[@zenithquazar4767]

Non of Jenny's lowness touches "Alex's murder is proof of the existence of god"

[@JLF201]

When will we get the next one of these now that they are playing UK version S18?

[@ianitor]

how much faster tom is than jenny when they're running 😂

[@2nd3rd1st]

The live-task could have been managed better by not saying who was out and who remained in play until after, as to not give the TM an easier 50/50 choice between Josh and Will. TM UK did that during a similar live task to fool Greg. All but Jenny were pretty much ambiguous.

[@joywolf83]

Huh... he never said who was correct

[@christianboehlefeld5168]

No, Greater Tom was correct that that "you-rin-ate-ed" could only have been Lloyd.

[@egyptiansushi]

​@@joywolf83he said who was correct between round 1 and 2, if he avoided that it would have been a more interesting round 2

[@thatcrazyhindu]

I am only half way though and this episode is so funny. It’s up there with NZ season 2 ep6

[@Robotcomedian]

this episode is just josh and tom going on a date

[@itsamazing101]

I think that Jenny is really the MVP of this episode, pretty good moments, here and there

[@gregorycafiero9688]

I've never heard ketamine said so proper.

[@klandgraf6956]

This is gonna be awkward if the prime minister watches this episode lol Also love how excited Josh got about the van task😂

[@angelowentzler9961]

Totally expected a smaller magazine inside the magazine

[@Aviertje]

Worth noting is that Ann actually stepped outside the middle circle at one point, so she's lucky she even got one point for the task with the van!

[@joeberryman3563]

The painful thing about this is there's a first series of this that I've missed.

[@redbeard5939]

I know some folks have a region lock problem, but, if you've been able to watch this series, you should be able to watch that one too. It is in a playlist on this channel.

[@rvdb7363]

From my location (The Netherlands) I can watch all episodes back. So if you're being region blocked, just use a VPN to trick the Internet into thinking you're in Amsterdam.

[@irondasgr]

you can still watch it you know

[@Tao_Tology]

-babushka doll- matroshka doll

[@neithere]

True. Bábushka means granny. The traditional nested figurines are called matryóshka (матрёшка), from the name Matryona which in turn comes from Latin matrona.

[@Tao_Tology]

^^ What they said. 😎

[@ToyInsanity]

Crazy how these things are associated with Russia even though the originated in Japan.

[@neithere]

@@ToyInsanity "The inspiration for matryoshka dolls is not clear. It is believed that Zvyozdochkin and Malyutin were inspired by eastern Asian culture, for example, the Honshu doll, named after the main island of Japan; however, the Honshu figures cannot be placed one inside another."

[@MedEvil1c]

What is the name of Potata's Aussie cousin? 25:36 Hang in there, kitten!

[@iliketrains3495]

i haven't really enjoyed the live tasks this series due to either unfairness or confusion or both, but this one was pretty damn good.

[@SephBane]

That was the worst cheating I have ever seen in a game of rock paper scissors. The point of the up and down before is so people can sync together, then he just put is hand by his ear and waited for the other guy to play first.

[@jesussanchezluengo899]

man this is one of the most unhinged taskmaster seasons weve had hahahahaha so fucking hilarious

[@beth7808]

It was noted in this household that the segway was way smoother than is normally expected. Lol

[@ShaneT5S]

I hadn’t seen the first series, this is my first series, so I wasn’t sure how I would feel about Tom as the Taskmaster’s assistant, but as this series is going I’m starting to really like him.

[@MedEvil1c]

Live task was marked too early, Will should've needed to fool TM twice or tie

[@timearly8333]

A new episode for my bday. Thanks Amex and the TM team for thinking of me 😂

[@UsedtoBe271]

Happy Birthday!

[@svladcjelli4236]

What did American Express do?

[@JoraulStreams]

Happy Birthday Tim!!!

[@breadfan_85]

"Take your life every second day by day." Are you suggesting I ⚰️ myself every second, day by day? Or that I ⚰️ myself every second day, during the daytime?

[@Hodgep01]

When does ep 5 drop on here?

[@digitalis-y9h]

I laughed so hard, I love this show

[@jess_ismore]

I just figured Tiramisu was the name of the cat.

[@mrgoober6320]

It's not always obvious who the people's champion is going to be, but I think Jenny took that crown with the 'low' task.

[@blackdragoncyrus]

I wasn't expecting the AU series to be uploaded on this channel too. I wonder how long before this is made unavailable for UK viewers. c=

[@DavidMChannel]

they've been releasing the NZ and AU series the last few years. Kinda sad to hear its not available in the UK tho

[@nordlyselsker]

Here in Norway, this episode is the only one that's available.

[@DanDanDoe]

I can see all Aus and NZ episodes here in NL. None have been made unavailable so far.

[@rvdb7363]

So everyone: switch your VPN location to The Netherlands and enjoy

[@nordlyselsker]

@@rvdb7363 And that works for the new UK series, too, as I just found out!

[@teeweezeven]

Ill miss this series (even though i already saw it all when it aired lol)

[@ProudLeonidas]

How dare you tell me not drop my pasta!! I freaking just did, just to be defiant. Ffs. 😭😭

[@raysour]

When do we get the next episode??

[@Blip0000]

The playlist has a 5th video which isn't available. I hope this doesn't mean they region locked it to more countries?

[@anjuju2]

just realized tey doing a PowerRangers trip Red, Yellow, Pink, Blue & Black for the participants and Tom as Zordon (The whole Big face thing fits him) and Tom as Alpha 5 his Robot assistant

[@Salted_Fysh]

Fun fact: There's actually no reason at all to wait until the water is boiling to drop in your pasta. It's arguably just a complete waste of energy and time.

[@DarkTwinge]

Yep - legitimately a better way to cook it. Sometimes the old familiar methods aren't the best way!

[@redbeard5939]

Very true, unless you are using fresh pasta (it can get a funny texture and fall apart a bit if it goes into cold water)

[@jonr3198]

I think if Jenny knew that and made an argument for not following the motto they might have given her a better ranking but she genuinely thought she did it properly

[@lindiwechachiua7950]

30:27 tom looks like a cat that’s about to cough up the nastiest fur ball 😭

[@Afkgc]

UK club baby!

[@usedfuzzbox]

Same, but the Aussie and NZ versions are honestly cracking, not to be missed at all.

[@thematiasmadness7010]

I love Lloyd in a platonic way

[@blueboltshrimp]

I love jenny 🥺🥺 this was a very good ep

[@lodevijk]

Jenny's cruel rant was so real

[@irondasgr]

I think that she just expressed all the fears she retains for herself

[@Ashthebestateverything]

I have to watch this quick cause all the others ain’t available but please make them I ain’t got the money for a vpn

[@prvncespalace1488]

Todays my birthday and when this was the first video on my feed when I opened my app I smiled and just thanked the higher power that be for this beautiful birthday present!!! ❤

[@Kate-xd9bq]

Lloyd has the most interesting accent... I'm guessing he's welsh but expecting him to be aussie threw me!

[@kittykatwolf8294]

Its Welsh. How interesting can that be?

[@TheoThe_Wiggles_Fan]

He’s from Wales but moved to Australia a few years ago (five maybe?). Once upon a time, he used to appear on UK panel shows! :-)

[@GT_Walker]

​@@TheoThe_Wiggles_Fan Greg and Rhid used ti torture him on Ask Rhod Gilbert.

[@greatsageclok-roo9013]

@@kittykatwolf8294 Ask him to say 'here' over and over... Which did in fact happen in the final episode of the series.

[@Unplayed]

when anne made tom go on his knees and oink like a pig i laughed so hard that i farted ....

[@TCLightingTechnician]

This task master is too mean. Justice for Josh.

[@user-ui7wo3jv4h]

New Zealand is the top tier of taskmaster for me. I watch NZ and AUS over UK now!

[@ashlei315]

The water could’ve been boiling before Jenny put the pasta in. Putting all that pasta in would definitely have lowered the water temp.

[@christianboehlefeld5168]

But not by 50 degrees.

[@Blueyolk.]

YAAAAAAY NEW EPISODEE LEGOOO

[@travis303]

Interesting. The game is Rock, Paper Scissors but they say Scissors, Paper Rock which sounds all wrong to me.

[@TheDragon928]

They're in Australia so everything is flipped.

[@Youre-Welcome]

This will blow your mind. I always called it Paper, Scissor, Rock

[@clawedsimian]

Just realized, when TwoSet do rock paper scissors they also say scissors paper rock. And they are australian. So I suppose it's an australian oddity.

[@bobtheskutterbot]

I say "scissors paper stone" (I'm British).

[@travis303]

@@bobtheskutterbot I had no idea that game's title was so different depending on where you are. Rock Paper Scissors just rolls of the tongue easier. one syllable followed by two syllable words. I figured it would just be the easiest way to say it no matter where you lived. Bizarre.

[@DS1974]

How come episode 5 is blocked... too controversial for KZbin perhaps?

[@luminousfaedust]

Get as low as possible...k get me a bottle of whiskey and lets see where i go from there

[@jenniecorboy8593]

When is Episode 5 going to be viewable?

[@blake..-]

32:45 Tom cashman is so fuckin cute I can’t

[@Lmay1787]

Is it just me or is the live task ridiculously easy because you can hear their real voices?

[@CheeseGreater]

They had the option of changing their own voices and accents! Jenny should've made a fake anecdote about growing up in Wales as a boy!

[@alakani]

Uh oh, that Mr. Beast line isn't gonna age well

[@redbeard5939]

Nah, pretty much still works the same: Someone, lots of peole can recognize the name of and, if they aren't a fan, will have a vaugley poor impression of without really recalling why.

[@669Captain]

Chop chop episode 5!!!! Now!!!

[@MO_OKAYU_GU]

1:26 "To my left is the guy whose casual wardrobe is made up entirely of Mr Beast merch" Oh boy, that one didn't age quite so well

[@egyptiansushi]

The point of the comment is that would be bad, so it has aged fine since that's still true

[@hawthorn571]

international audience represent!!

[@Maxisaspoonie]

1:36 oh my timing

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

- " I'm gonna do a real brain dump out loud " - " Yeah " - " But don't judge me! " - " I won't judge you " - " Alright so I'm think of like powerful people that influence people " - " Yeah " - " So look, Hitler's the first person that comes to my mind " - " I'm judging! " Josh Thomas you are a diva and I love it! " Oink! Oink! I3 l T C H 3 S! "

[@_opulence08]

Josh is really milking every second of screentime he's in and I love it.

[@wikiwikiwa]

I also thought it was a groundhog day suicide message!!!

[@RandomAccount1212]

Teach me the ways of recorder Lesser Tom

[@BubbaBowie]

"HEY FUN BOY!"

[@Violaetor]

Are those the light guns from Lethal Enforcers...

[@donovan3973]

That laugh 😂