Every Single Little Alex Horne Intro Ever | Taskmaster

Every single time the Taskmaster has introduced his lovely assistant Little Alex Horne.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

[@MikeDCWeld]

I want a compilation of all of Alex's unconventional measurements for tasks.

[@challengebanditscommunity2254]

Yes that would be brilliant!

[@pikkutaiteilija]

Can't believe they've still not done this

[@BeinIan]

My favorite is "The weight of a hamster in, or on, a baseball."

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@bigjedimullet]

Shaqinahat!

[@jussts]

"My children don't call me daddy now, they call me Little Alex Horne."

[@lucas29476]

18:06 with great power comes great responsibility to provide the timestamp you muppet

[@blackhokage1744]

@@lucas29476 🤣😂🤣 thanks

[@acookie7548]

And they call you daddy 😭

[@jackta101]

What's in my pocket is the best banter section ever purely because of the joy on both Greg and Alex's face when Greg is able to predict Alex's joke.

[@dickreckard5026]

38:28 for anyone who came to this video to watch that segment.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@thesimpsons17]

Actually surprised how long it took for 'Little Alex Horne' to become the official intro! Seem to remember him calling him it from pretty much the start.

[@googiegress7459]

It's weird how a random bit suddenly became the standard banter intro. Not complaining!

[@elismith6106]

13 episodes in. Yes I was counting because I was curious to know when it started

[@blackvulture7999]

Ikr

[@tobythehamster]

Little Alex Horne is actually Massive Alex Horne in real life, Greg's just an actual giant

[@E_y_a_l]

Yea, Alex is 6'2" (1.88m).

[@Charharr]

@@E_y_a_l And Greg is 6'8 (2.03m)!

Cap'n obvious better tell Watson!

[@TheTruePlague]

29:40

[@deJessias]

27:28 "He says he's over six foot but he's 5'4", LITTLE ALEX HORNE"

[@consultmeonlyonbakelycett48]

I feel like you can see Greg get progressively meaner, and I love it

[@Andy-ru2eb]

Yeah, their dynamic gets darker and darker 😂

[@acookie7548]

From “personal assistant” to a masochistic slave lmaoooo

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

It's not in this video, but it's hard to beat "carpet snake" on that front

[@laurap8632]

I feel like the glasses triggered something in him💀

[@paulwilson2677]

Tear in my eye at the chairs being so close together

[@josephchambers2000]

How I miss the simple pleasures of life.

[@kisbie]

Tear in my eye when Greg pulled that mask 😷 off Alex’s face.

[@marcgorter8651]

I love that Little Alex Horne actually is the mastermind behind it all. Hiding in the shadows, behind his little iPad. That occasional cheeky smile on his face while watching these fools do his bidding. Annoying the actual shit out of everybody. That giant man they call the Taskmaster is just a puppet to Alex' puppet master... I think Alex might be an energy vampire, come to think of it.

[@petgoose32]

Had me at first half, not gonna lie

[@philippawallace-dunlop5582]

Mwahahaha ... 😈🤡🎃 playing Greg like a puppet, the muppet! 🧐🤭🤓😎🤣🤣🤣

[@Charharr]

I like to think Greg gets someone to sandpaper down the legs of Alex's chair slowly but continuously over time, just so he never forgets his place.

[@scottcampbell96]

Maybe an ongoing side task for Josh Widdecombe? Would love to see that compilation after series 20 (with Alex finally sitting on an ottoman).

[@TeaReesa26]

Scott Campbell “Gaslight Alex. You have the entire series. Your time starts now.”

[@GNVS300]

Sounds like something from The Twits

[@eggchomp]

@@GNVS300it does!!

[@abj6920]

"You're a bad dad" "Yes. I do miss them. So up first we have the prize task"

[@raavaatu]

"What's in my pocket?" will forever be my favorite

[@qwertyTRiG]

Nah. Second best after the hydration system.

[@karelfinn2343]

It takes a special kind of talent to be THAT awkward.

[@sharkofjoy]

All of them are my favorite but my actual favorite is when Greg calls Alex's ENTIRE pocket routine.

[@Bellocks1]

I love the one at 30:32 because even as Greg is halfway through his introduction, even the audience shouts "Little Alex Horne!" at Alex lol

[@cyberperson53]

"Increasingly, these little sections are just a cry for attention, aren't they."

[@misterroboto9999]

I'm just watching how gradually Greg's voice gets higher when he says "Little Alex Horne"

[@Jayk-kz7sh]

I love that with every series Alex shrinks a little more. Greg must have insisted they gradually reduce his booster seat to reveal his true height

[@alistairrae1334]

alex is 6'2, so greg would be wanting to point out how he's 6'8 aka a literal giant

[@levimcglinchey5843]

That was a fifty minute build up to how dynamite Rose looks in a tuxedo

[@ArtyMars]

The line where Alex says he steals a car is my favourite Greg was so surprised hahahha

[@vseodbornik]

time?

[@chetkazalski1925]

27:34 Alex was ahead of his time

[@TheGodOfGravy]

"He says he's tall but he's not tall, he's, Little, Alex, Horne" might be my favourite.

[@namelickker375]

41:22 Alex actually looks so happy!!

[@baldipogchamp8926]

8:37 - the legendary moment that would change the series forever

[@baldipogchamp8926]

I know Greg said it in series 3 but from that point onwards it became The Thing

[@PortsTM]

Beat me to it!

[@alexbenavidez4500]

I love their knowing smiles and the way their shoulders shake with laughter when trying to stay in character You can tell when they're just bluffing it on the spot, but it's so well done Can see them literally thinking "okay how far are we going to take the joke here"

[@mienzillaz]

Appreciate this compilation however this noise between scenes, horrible volume level difference..

[@nervousguy]

I agree. Transition can be... unpleasant.

[@TheRolfgar]

I had to stop watching it. Whoever is making these needs to watch them before they upload them.

[@henhenhen19]

Yeah, this needs to be redone. :/

[@lucybell5684]

Sounds fine to me? I'm watching with headphones on so that might be it, haven't noticed any audio issues

[@ghostparker1987]

I thought it was me.

[@jelle8071]

5:26 First Little Alex Horne :) only since season 3!

[@yaya-mk3nn]

the way i’m about to watch this entire video without skipping or pausing.

[@michaelcolbourn6719]

What about it?

[@cheeseytacotime9380]

Same, I’m at 44:13

[@scottcampbell96]

Never noticed they sat on the same level in the first few episodes. Has Greg been slowly lifting his throne, or is he chopping off the legs of Alex’s chair?

[@Faronwoodss]

Why not both

[@scottcampbell96]

Definitely could be both. Picture Alex on an ottoman and Greg on a lifeguard stand yelling “It’s Little Alex Horne!” through a bullhorn.

[@iheartbusterk82]

Greg introducing Alex is one of my favorite parts of every episode, especially after the introduction of Little Alex Horne. May we always have Greg yelling it with absolute glee.

[@muh1h1]

I don't even remember the iPad holder thing :D

[@Orangecatinahoodie]

I mean I get why they removed it

[@omichillian]

@@Orangecatinahoodie why?

[@Orangecatinahoodie]

@@omichillian probably because it looked awkward or that it was uncomfortable for Alex

[@hudsonlamppost2478]

Alex became the iPad holder thing.

[@Orangecatinahoodie]

@@hudsonlamppost2478 Hmm, never thought of that but very true

[@WhyHelloJill]

18:29 - I don't know why, but this one makes me laugh the most. The way he roars Horne into Alex's face is amazing 😂

[@josephchambers2000]

Look how close together they are all sitting. I miss people doing that.

[@javyjavyjavyjavy]

I foolishly clicked on this thinking it'd be just a super-cut of the falsetto "Little Alex Horne!" that brings me such joy. Then I saw the video length. Kudos to you for giving his bits of bants their due

[@reevesyboy5581]

I love the fact that as the series goes on, the difference in the size of their thrones gets bigger and bigger

[@zyaicob]

The chairs were at the same height in season 1!!

[@StanSays]

The tablet at this point is a character of its own and fits the "Taskmaster's assistant" look so well

[@THEAWP_Official]

I agree

[@scbtripwire]

I love how Alex keeps growing shorter and shorter to Greg, lol.

[@xnuntius]

Every time Greg says „little Alex Horne“ something dies in Alex Horne

[@losewell9562]

whoever mixed the audio levels on this needs to be punished.

[@erwtenplantje]

Agreed

[@Bellocks1]

It’s probably Alex.

[@dallydaydream]

"Watch the following video without turning the volume down during the musical sting between segments. You have 51 minutes and 32 seconds (excluding adverts). Most intact eardrums wins. Your time starts now."

[@trevorscan]

​@@Bellocks1damn it, ALEX!

[@ikiness]

40:54 is still the BEST joke Alex has done.

[@nathanroberts3638]

Thank you I was trying to find this one.

[@HayesWorldofMath]

50 minutes of Greg and Alex banter? Yes please!

[@tobyholmes5345]

Pls do best tricks/secrets e.g. the morse code in the balloons, the cocktail sticks in the bottom lemon etc.

[@cheeseytacotime9380]

Oh yes

[@elliem93]

Yesssssss please!

[@qwertyTRiG]

I really want to see this, yes.

[@robynthethird4776]

And of course under the table

[@davelynchmusic]

Please someone make a compilation of Greg saying "Jesus Christ!" That's a task in itself surely! And it'd be amazing. I'd do it myself but I'm busy having a crush on Alex.

[@vinny142]

Ihope you realise that I now need a "Little Alex Horne" plushy!

[@rowanaboat4523]

For example here are some raisins.

[@Grandemagothebest]

Am I really going to watch a 55min long compilation of Little Alex Horn's puns?

[@qwertyTRiG]

Of course we are.

[@BeccaB529]

Twice, probably

[@joebleasdale5557]

*AND NOW DILUTE WITH THE WATER* 😂

[@kisbie]

Richard Osman looking at them must feel like Dylan after hearing Hendrix’s version of Watchtower.

[@comface]

The pocket game and the squash were easily the best moments!

[@zzehyboy753]

Did I really just watch this entire thing in one go??

[@dashlukky]

Greg's gonna be so upset when he finds out you uploaded this Alex.

[@Doc_Filth]

Ed Gamble and Rose Matafeo both have particularly distinctive laughs.

[@thomass.jagger2429]

This is a godly gift that we do not deserve.

[@ziripond3502]

My eyes and soul were blessed to witness this video - yet my ears have suffered greatly from the audio spectrum xD

[@CarlPHBay]

I love these compilations, but whoever is doing the sound-mixing on those intermissions with the Taskmaster theme needs to turn it down a bit... I continuously have to turn my volume up during the speaking segments and then down for the intermissions because they are so loud - I apologize for nit-picking, I do love these edits otherwise and this whole wonderful show has really become one of my favorite things in the world! Praise be to the Taskmaster and the infinitesimal Alex Horne!

[@Skoran]

18:24 is the best one ever.

[@veronicavoehl]

Compiled bits of Greg screaming Horn should be made into a terrifying ring tone, set to Alex's phone, so one of his eyes would twitch every time it rings. That would be a great intro. 🥸

[@graceabbott7383]

really weird seeing their head heights almost level for series 1

[@skann9048]

21:14 32:21 Some of the best

[@louiselaliberte9816]

I can be found singing out "Little Alex Horn!" at any given time, on any given day in my home, to the point that I had to show a clip to my partner so he didn't think I was a lunatic lol

[@smritidangi9424]

every time greg says 'little alex horne' i am reminded of dec saying 'little dennis wise, very small man' on im a celeb

[@milliewarner8911]

Me too 😂

[@GodosDemonas]

This is my favourite part of the show. I just love Greg's irritation:)

[@cheeseytacotime9380]

No way this is not the second time I’ve watched this full video this month

[@rascalw.492]

He's brilliant. They work well together. Had plenty of out loud chuckles because of them. Makes me smile.

[@Tropper73]

Do one over the "so what have we learned today?" :-)

[@cannibalbananas]

I love their dynamic & the times when Alex looks hurt, I hope that was planned. Hilarious show. Keep 'em coming

[@lukejones5148]

After 10 minutes I realize. Watching this untill the end is a task in itself 😅 dh dh dh dh DH!

[@ayoshi5616]

This is the quality content I’m looking for

[@p.sandratangkulung6451]

oh my God its 50 minutes long 😂😭

[@MsJai_1]

🎶He says he's over 6ft, but he's 5'4", LITTLE ALEX HOOORRRRNNNE🎶

[@cookiemonster208]

I find it amazing that this show was fantastic from day one. The team did a great job of putting together the very first series, and they've been winning ever since.

[@tannerdodge6029]

I'm gonna hear that transition sound in my sleep...

[@edwardmluk]

40:21 - the best intro by far

[@Orangecatinahoodie]

“I did a thing and he liked it!” - Little Alex Horne

[@vuyolwethu_m26]

an hour of my life I don't regret wasting away

[@BobbyLCollins]

11:23 is my favorite, because you can tell Alex is genuinely distressed by the abuse.

[@rebekahandersen797]

I actually named my kitten after Little Alex.... the name just kept coming to me.

[@whatsagoodusername1364]

Thank you, this is exactly what I've been waiting for.

[@Mason-lr5dz]

Came looking for 27:24 and I was not disappointed. It's little Alex Horne!

[@boywithaukulele2180]

SAME IVE HAD THIS STUCK IN MY HEAD SINCE THE DAY IT CAME OUT 😂

[@Potato8884]

I cant believe I watched all 50 mins of this and also wish there was more

[@edithdomeij1783]

43:19 when i tell you i screamd

[@erwtenplantje]

It felt so wrong greg announcing alex instead of little alex horne😅

[@E-MAN979]

20:50 Audience :Awww Greg :No fuck you

[@michaela.webermann4141]

Yessssss there is no Taskmaster video I've more wanted than this!!! "Hi. I'm Alex Horne. And I support apartheid" 🤣💀

[@joanne6744]

Definitely be better without the noise between the scenes

[@TapDancingOnYoFace]

this is the kind of content i subscribe for

[@Fyre_Rose]

"Every Single Little Alex Horne Intro Ever" it'd be a shame if a new series was going to come out soon and make this video outdated really quickly :P

[@pikkutaiteilija]

@@GhostNappa2k10 oh boy..

[@GoodKingMort]

@@GhostNappa2k10 I don't think you understand sarcasm 😉

[@Faronwoodss]

R/Wooosh

[@megalamb]

Already outdated prior to Season 10 - They missed out 2 episodes

I told you before, since I introduced my gf to the show a couple of years ago, she's been referring to my manhood as little Alex Horn, so thanks again for that!

[@danniantagonist]

The first intro being so mischievous proves just how much this show came out of the gate fully-formed. Bravo!

[@Mordiaken]

Thank you for bringing me so much laughter, happy Halloween!

[@purp4168]

I love how Alex is actually Greg's boss

[@MsArtsyMeg]

I would love to see a complication of just Greg singing Little Alex Horne in order of pitch so it gets progressively higher each time

[@matthewmccalister5594]

Please let me know after this has been edited to remove the music between every scene.. I only made it 25 minutes in, I'm sorry I can't go any farther (even though this is fucking gold..)

[@Kimberton149]

25?? You deserve a medal. I've give up after 2:30!

[@johannahill4466]

i dont get how ive watched 50 minutes of the same thing but its good every single time

[@mainie_videoediting]

It's so funny to see him literally shrinking over the years :D Like, compare their height in the first and in the last one.

[@Jimmy_Sandwiches]

27:28 my ringtone

[@doodlenoodle4370]

Ahhh thanks for the timestamp been looking for this clip for awhile XD

[@Paralyzed187]

Been a long time coming this video, some of the funniest moments of Taskmaster is the banter between Greg and Alex lol 🤣

[@rebekahandersen797]

Also, I knew the throne changed!!! I'm totally distracted by the new fruity throne.. the watermelon slices behind Greg's head throw me off.

[@marenbekkers2272]

Yes! I prefer the old ones... I've always thought they were weird tacos, but still very distracting🤣

[@Orangecatinahoodie]

I’m pretty sure the first ones were rented and the newer ones are made for the show

[@laurenmontgomery421]

Still very shocking when Alex Horne got the ear gap stretcher thingies one episode pretty stretched, and then the next episode back to normally

[@LitoraLee]

Pretty sure he used fake skin to mold a fake ear lobe. That's the conclusion that I made.

[@ampersandcastle1091]

They’re prosthetics lol. It takes ages (years? I think) to get ears that stretched, and they definitely would never look normal again

[@RobynJG]

I didn't know I needed this... but now I'm very glad it exists

[@theweedledrop]

Might be worth a reupload to fix the transition volumes!