Taste testing an out of date Lithuanian MRE military ration. (minor explosion)

I'm sure a couple of years isn't going to make a difference.
This is a Lithuanian military ration described as Sausasis Maisto Davinys which apparently translates to Dry Food Davis. Could that be the manufacturer or just a generic name for an MRE?
I also test whether holding a match in front of an active chemical heater liberating hydrogen and oxygen is a good idea or not......
Here's a link to the KZbin king of MREs who eats VERY old MREs.
/ @steve1989mre
You can get MREs (Meal Ready to Eat) on eBay and from specialist online suppliers.
If you enjoy these videos you can help support the channel with a dollar for coffee, cookies, MREs and random gadgets for disassembly at:-
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This also keeps the channel independent of KZbin's advertising algorithms allowing it to be a bit more dangerous and naughty.

[@smakfu1375]

20:20 Yeah, that statement didn't age as well as the featured MRE.

[@ardsmuiroldmankirby3553]

lol right 🤣

[@RokasSondaras]

As a Lithuanian soldier I always used to add chocolate bar to heating packet, let it melt and then put it into hazel nuts bag, then it becomes this treat that is amazing. Test it next time when you get lithuanian mre, some models has almonds and jams inside

[@bigclivedotcom]

That's a good idea.

[@melesmeles2095]

I was thinking that. I guess all soldiers think a like. :)

[@patrickmalone1373]

I think you invented nutella

[@feralvids612]

Rokas Raulinaitis This person is On another level of soldier all other soldiers strive to be on

[@RokasSondaras]

Feral 88 well I have never heard the higher level of sarcasm in my life.

[@kazumahikineet3090]

"There's a great temptation to light it. with a match. right now." "That's a terrible idea, Clive, don't do that! Don't, Clive, stop!" "No, I must."

[@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus]

Dr. Mitchell and Mr. Clive.

[@OAleathaO]

BigClive's reasoning is, "Why *_else_* would they include matches?!" lol

[@christopherkidwell9817]

@Jean-Louis Bourgeois Well... unless you know the basics of chemical reactions and that most of these MRE's chemical heaters create explosive gases. That is the reason why they tell you on the packages to segregate the tablet heater from the other heater.

[@hombreg1]

@@christopherkidwell9817 or maybe you'd do it, you know, for fun.

[@clementpoon120]

Damn it, now I wanna try that myself.

[@davenz000]

Did the Scottish nuclear heater run out of oomph?

[@QlueDuPlessis]

Nah, but he's using it to power his TARDIS. :p

[@itsevilbert]

He should have saved that video for the first of April.

[@AJB2K3]

@@itsevilbert Why, it wasn't a joke!

[@InnerBushman]

@@AJB2K3 You sure? Cause I sure am not! He's messing with my mind!!! GAAAH!

[@dsloop3907]

Tom Cruise and the IMF stole it.

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Pre-explosion chocolate: bloom. Post-explosion chocolate: restored to like-new condition. BigClive, you sir are a culinary genius!

[@Ed.R]

I was to busy laughing to notice that but it does indeed.

[@polygorg]

Impressive.

[@FixerUK]

Well spotted! @13:32 for anyone who missed it.

[@RFC3514]

The bloom vs. the boom.

[@PaulSteMarie]

Well, all you need to do to get rid of the bloom is retemper the chocolate. Not as dramatic, though.

[@bliactva]

"Sausasis Maisto Davinys" means "Dry Food Ration" "Troškinta vištiena su ryžių koše" is "Chicken stew with rice porridge"

[@Asptuber]

Sausas is a very important word for wine drinkers. I feel quite bad for not spotting that, especially since I did spot vistiena. Getting too focused on food in my old age.

[@MoultrieGeek]

Thanks for the translation bud.

[@YuriChan-428]

I knew that it is gonna be rice porridge, because here in Czechia we say "rýžová kaše". So it is similar enough. But I had no idea what the rest of the words mean, so thanks for translation.

[@robrayne9144]

Came here for this comment. Thanks

[@theoakun3635]

O, lietuvis komentaruose! Sveikas.

[@SimonLanghof]

The honey is probably the last thing to go bad in that MRE

[@stumccabe]

Simon Langhof . They found honey in one of the Egyptian tombs that was still edible after several thousand years.

[@ornessarhithfaeron3576]

@@stumccabe honey's specific chemistry generally makes it not spoil even after thousands of years, because almost no micro-organism can grow in it. The only thing to be aware of is yeast, which would turn it into mead. That honey is not spoiled, just crystallised because it absorbed humidity.

[@polygorg]

Honey can't go bad. Heating it at 60°C should liquify it.

[@R33Racer]

There were biscuits made in the 1700's designed for sea travel that needed moisture to be chewable. Some have survived today, and they're still edible.

[@thomasesr]

Not unless they mix corn syrup with it or other additives...

[@GrockleTD]

20:20 this has not aged well :/

[@bren106]

I'm not sure I need to see another MRE vid...... *OH! explosion - - -CLICK*

[@osamas3]

"Sausasis maisto davinys" stands for "dry food ration". I was very curious to see your reaction to our MREs. Never knew about the gasses that build up during the heating process, might try to do that some time hehe

[@lorenzoboyd6889]

Beware of the gasses that build up after consumption.

[@oguzhan001]

"I'm worried" "Let's light hydrogen" Famous last words pt2

[@paspax]

Right after, "hold my beer" and "watch this"

[@mackstertube]

Don't be offended but I sometimes listen to you when I am going to sleep. Not because you are boring but because you have a soothing voice & a great accent. I find it very comforting while I am being informed.

[@UhOhUmm]

Natural honey, which that was, doesn't expire, answering your question.

[@tncorgi92]

Right, but it will crystallize so sometimes packages have a Best Before date.

[@AngDavies]

Unless you're a young child/immunocompromised, at which point you probably shouldn't eat it at all ( botulinum spores in the honey that older individuals can cope with, but can be deadly to babies/those with weakened immune systems) Edited to add about IC

[@DoomedCookie69]

@@tncorgi92 You can just dip the jar of honey in hot water and it will turn liquid again

[@fouzaialaa7962]

it wasnt natural ,my grandparents have a honey farm , natural honey never expires never freezes and an easy way to tell is dip something into it and lift it up if the strings break it is not natural if the strings never break it is natural !!

[@backstab86]

@@fouzaialaa7962 yes its natural. honey crystallizes. honey freezes. and yes honey *can expire*, but it wont go foul. also there is no thing called "real" honey. honey is just the product, not the material. since all honey comes from flowers etc there cant be any "real" honey cause there arent any "one and only" flower to make honey from. all honey that comes from insects and flowers can be called honey and be 100% real. and no, your grandparents didnt have any honey farms, it doesent exist any honey farms. however, beefarms...

[@RFC3514]

11:59 - Honey _can_ go off, if you add water and let it ferment. It's called mead. ;)

[@RuiApostolo]

That doesn't make it go off, it just improves it :D

[@konradhenrykowicz1859]

Dont forget honey have to be brewed first. Like malt.

[@House_of_Caine]

The chemical reaction that heats up the flameless ration heater does produce Hydrogen but consumes Oxygen, basicly by rapid oxidization of Magnesium.

[@jamhough22]

I thought it must be mostly hydrogen, there was no loud crack when it went off and continued staying alight, indicating there was no oxygen.

[@juststeve5542]

Lucky for him that it did... If it produced hydrogen AND oxygen it would have reacted far more violently to a Clive with a match!

[@JB-ti3ff]

For reference the Chemical Redox reaction taking place is Mg (s) + 2H2O(l) --> Mg(OH)2(aq) + H2(g). Chemically, no oxygen is formed but they also use Iron filings in FRHs to exaggerate the heat because the exothermic reaction of the Hydration of Magnesium isn't that strong :)

[@luminousfractal420]

@@juststeve5542 and I could see Clive reacting back with a spudger attack on it 🤣 luckily no whisky involved in this one

[@greyroo]

The comment about Russia near the end of the video makes you think sadly how times have changed in just a couple of years.

[@GandhiTheDerg]

Really did not age well

[@TheWes.t]

That was my thoughts also. Comment did not age well

[@MysteriumArcanum]

​@@TheWes.tit aged as well as a promise from the Russian government to open up a refugee corridor

[@wimwiddershins]

I wonder if the cable tie is for sealing up the rubbish bag?

[@ygrlt2689]

It is

[@ruditapper4225]

That’s what it says here in Lithuania section. 😀. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_ration#Europe

[@Asptuber]

Was just looking through the comments to see if anyone had already pointed this out...

[@FedoraSpunk]

@s 👌

[@brianm6337]

When you gonna measure the voltage in one of those heater packs?

[@alexpaww]

Should be between 1.2 and 2.8 volts if I didn't miscalculate

[@polygorg]

@@alexpaww how do you calculate that?

[@alexpaww]

@@polygorg Google "electrochemistry cell potential calculation"

[@polygorg]

@@alexpaww k thx

[@M1Cr0sOfT]

Clive and his alter ego “no Clive, don’t do it!!!” *I* *must*

[@kazumahikineet3090]

Clive Alter in Fate, when?

[@pfran411]

Jekyll and Clive

[@CroatianMinecrafter]

"That was exciting." "I'm not doing that again."

[@luminousfractal420]

His Beavis side

[@christianrottler]

He won't light it, he won't light it, he won't light it. - Oh ffs, he just *lit* it 💥🔥💥!

[@Robvdh87]

Thank you Clive for not editing out the part where you went to get some more water. I like it when the camera just continues rolling whatever happens. In this instance I just focused on the lonely bubble in your drink. ;-)

[@ravusursi893]

“Right, let’s get this out onto a tray... nice!” Those who know MRE, will know what that means. Great video Sir Clive, your videos always cheer me up!

[@Uncle-Duncan-Shack]

Sets MRE alight: Nice hiss

[@brianartillery]

When Clive starts opening tins with a P-38, then all will be right with the world. Mmm. No bleachy smell... Not bad.

[@autumnchaos]

When I watch MRE videos : 'Steve, don't you dare eat that, you'll get ill!' 'Clive, don't set that on fire, it will explode!'

[@TheLoxxxton]

Steve's been a bit slow on the uploads recently😄

[@randomness13]

I thought this was a Steve video at first. The thumbnail had me fooled

[@KronosVengence]

“Ohhh, let’s destroy the place, shall we?” Seriously? You immediately gotta make me bust out laughing?

[@Kineth1]

That moment when you glance through a bigclive video title, reading anything starting "lith" as "lithium" and don't think there's anything unusual on this channel about taste testing lithium. Especially since there are explosions promised.

[@ornessarhithfaeron3576]

Cody from Cody'sLab would probably do it...

[@gregorythomas333]

I read that the same way at first too :)

[@edwardbourke02]

"what's a few years between friends" could be jail time tbh

[@kingjames4886]

might wana stick with AVE advise on that front.

[@jamesbrown4092]

@Edward Bourke - Glad I'm not the only one who's mind went there.

[@Billybiscuits13]

20:20 Oh Clive, that didn't age well.

[@jakesinclair1641]

2020 Clive: Russia isn't planning to take over the world any time soon. 2022 Russia: hold my beer

[@PghFlip]

You should *ALWAYS* drink dark and stormies before videos. ;)

[@bansheemania1692]

I Like this Clive👍

[@kingjames4886]

then show off your brick collection.

[@TheGribbleNator]

I'm extremely happy that you were tempted to take a match to the heater pack. That was awesome.

[@locutus155]

Those rusks are known as panzer waffles. You don't eat them, you glue them to the front of your tank to add another 100mm of armour.

[@1833-j4g]

LOL I love that! Such an underrated comment.

[@ReneSeckler]

Minor explosion at 13:34

[@Eremon1]

"No Clive don't, stop...But I must." lol Don't ever change Clive. Please.

[@hisheighnessthesupremebeing]

The Scottish MRE is still the best ration

[@gordonrichardson2972]

Tacit Tacet Less nutritious, but more inspired!

[@ropersonline]

The best ration maybe, but the best video? Maybe not. I mean, I would have thought so too, but this video explosively propelled itself to the top.

[@goku445]

You don't take much risk saying that here do you.

[@kingjames4886]

call it the big dick bag.

[@ropersonline]

@rustybuttpate I see what you did there.

[@eclectarama]

Presumably the major explosion happens at some point in the middle of the night in a porcelain explosion containment bowl?

[@Ingvehetland]

"Minor explosion" Oh Clive. You wild bear ❤️

[@kingjames4886]

more of a silly goose if you ask me...

[@Nono-hk3is]

BTW, steve1989 recommends using less water than specified when mixing up the coffee.

[@Markus__B]

He´d also recommend to wait a couple of Decades before tasting it.

[@Zyryth]

@Mialisus Nice!

[@geraldinegregory.1803]

Nice.

[@ironpirate8]

However, he does not recommend botulism.

[@bassclarinetl2]

@@Zyryth Mmmmmkay.

[@mattthe2nd865]

I thought the "minor explosion" was going to be in the bathroom afterwards. Glad i was wrong. Keep up the great videos Clive :)

[@Fanta....]

Troskinta Vistiena Su Ryziu Kose Roughly translates to "Dismembered remains of a man in his late forties"

[@bigclivedotcom]

Excellent. They're delicious.

[@LarryCadloff]

Disappointingly, Google Translate says it actually means “shredded chicken with rice”. How mundane.

[@SimonZerafa]

@@bigclivedotcom The Scottish Army Ration 5 seems to offer a better balance overall. Until you lose your balance by drinking the Scotch 😁

[@geraldinegregory.1803]

55 isn't he.....?

[@neodonkey]

I love how bigclive always says "mmm" _before_ he puts anything in his mouth

[@freakingoldskool3600]

Not the first MRE video on KZbin But definitely the first time I've seen someone put a match to the self heating meal bag 👍

[@jamesgrimwood1285]

Why can I imagine many freshly trained squaddies being tricked into being told to use the matches to light their cooking food to "make it cook quicker" 😉

[@jk9554]

"to give it a bit more oomph err... fump"

[@jasonc3a]

F-bombs and explosions, this is truly a blessed day.

[@EsotericArctos]

I enjoy watching these MRE videos. You are always entertaining and you give a good review of everything.

[@Zadster]

Honey is also an antibacterial and anti-inflammatory, and can be used on wound and burns (see various .gov sites and nhs uk pages). A pretty useful thing to put in military MREs really!

[@drstkova]

First time I’ve thought “Clive is high” whilst watching a video of his.

[@bigclivedotcom]

Just very late (about 3am) after exactly three dark n stormies. Each with exactly one measure of rum.

[@SueBobChicVid]

Made me chuckle. Little tipsy myself.

[@brianm6337]

@@bigclivedotcom Ah- that could be the reason you tried to make a Hindenburger. Oh... the humanity!

[@ridley68]

@@bigclivedotcom Do you have a measure much like mine....

[@Kudos1799]

@@ridley68 Aye Laddie. We'll not be needing that cork anymore!

[@yankis.]

Clive: ate the exact same MRE 3 years ago Also Clive: *I've never seen this before*

[@Sam-go3mb]

Clearly it's a bloody tasty MRE

[@peterclarke7240]

I'm absolutely convinced at this point that anytime Clive makes a food video, what he's actually doing is monetising his post-pub munchies. Hence his occasional forgetfulness and desire to set fire to everything to make it cook faster. 🤣

[@aussieaeromodeler]

MRE doubles as an incendiary device for clearing bunkers

[@bansheemania1692]

Hho Generator, those Lithuanian's 😎i remember in the 90s my uncle would get me case's of mre's ...long short of it.. those heaters in 2liter bottles💥

[@SUPRAMIKE18]

Used to do that aswell with old heater packs but in 16oz bottles and me and freinds had a thing rigged up that would poke the lid with a red hot sewing needle, the bottles ended up being sketchy rocket motors it was great fun xD

[@ATMAtim]

I have grown to love your videos on food items. This one was great! Another one was the Japanese candy sushi that I tracked down and enjoyed watching my 7 year old make and enjoy. We were supposed to share it but after one bite, she claimed it all for herself. Keep up your fun videos.

[@RayMerrell68]

They pulled honey out of Tutankhamen's tomb and it was still fine. Those bees know their stuff. 600 millions years of evolution that is.

[@Fred-rj3er]

Love the banter and "terrible" ideas lol. Keep em coming big fella.

[@chronicgaming3280]

I believe the cable tie is so you can use the original packaging to contain the waste left over from the MRE

[@mehimrc1314]

Curious Clive,,, I love watching your content man your not just funny but abit nuts as well.

[@incorporeal3793]

Lmfao! That's exactly why most watch not just for the obvious technical knowledge, but for those moments when your brain wonders "What if?"

[@Butkus.]

I watched you for 1 year now and didnt think that you'll try Lithuania's MRE. It was really exited to see you try our MRE!

[@WowIndescribable]

As I start watching this I'm thinking to myself...how can I trust you anymore (after the Scottish 'high calorie' MRE vid)!

[@FailedSquare]

-Lights bag he previously noted is producing hydrogen and oxygen. -Bag begins to burn with a flash. -quickly seals bag hoping to extinguish This is my favorite channel

[@OregonOutdoorsChris]

The lighting the hydrogen off made be irrationally happy. :-)

[@tomclanys]

12:55 "A great tempation to light it... with a match" Clive I absolutely love the way you just get zoned out in making your ideas come true

[@luminousfractal420]

You know he's calculating the possible velocity and spread of a chicken dinner 🤣

[@omegasarchangel]

As a civvie, I checked out the prices on these from my (former) local army supply shop in Canada and found them extravagant. Wonder if they're cheaper to buy in other markets?

[@Blazer02LS]

Retail MREs on the civilian market are ridiculous. There are places online where you can buy them in cases and pallet lots for a LOT less.

[@robahulme]

@@Blazer02LS Which places? (I'm in the UK)

[@ChurchOfTheHolyMho]

Do you add water to the fill line before or after adding the heater/meal to the pouch?

[@Rainaman-]

Before

[@KRiley129]

As far as your luck with the ration heaters, at least for the US ones i was always issued, you put the water in up to the line *before* you put the food packet in. When you put the food packet in it displaces the water and fully soaks the chemical packet.

[@Rainaman-]

That is the same with this one. He put less water than you should.

[@kali_muon]

Going under the table during a nuclear blast can actually help; if your building isn't demolished but the windows still blow out, being under a table can help protect you from debris.

[@witeshade]

Yeah. If you're too close to the bomb it doesn't matter anyway, you're gonna get annihilated or burned to death no matter where you are. But getting under something probably significantly increases your chance of survival once you get outside of the immediate demolition area. Not only could it keep you safe from flying debris, glass, and so on, it could also help deflect some of the force of the shock wave and potentially save your organs. And, perhaps most importantly, it could shield you from getting roasted by the actual flash of the explosion. Sure you might be surrounded by burning things and still be in significant danger, but if you managed to keep your skin intact then you've got a much better hope of getting out. So yeah, if you're too close to the bomb, getting under the table isn't gonna stop the entire building collapsing onto you, but if you're in that intermediate zone it can significantly improve your chances, and even if you're far away, you could avoid getting sliced up by flying glass when all the windows blow out.

[@cypeman8037]

Is this heated by an old Warp Drive?

[@glitch1182]

In case you guys ever wondered how a flameless ration heater works and you don’t have degrees in chemistry, the magnesium pellets are mixed with iron pellets. When you add water, it becomes a galvanic pile (a battery). Because the metals are touching each other, essentially the FRH is like a bunch of tiny short circuiting batteries.

[@Lukaazas9]

A better translation would be "Dry food ration". Also, in 4:10 it was "stewed chicken with rice mash". Kudos ;)

[@hayabusapower9243]

I was laughing before you lit the hydrogen mix, I was crying after, thank you so much for your videos.

[@RFC3514]

"Dry Food Davis" was one of my favourite bluegrass banjo players.

[@jonnyroberts225]

I laughed so many times during this video. Loving your channel!

[@Corgitronics]

Loved the part where you ignited the gas from the heater!

[@LTdesign13]

@8:15 item #1 on the content card says "Stewed Chicken with Rice Porridge/Poulet braise a la bouillie de riz"

[@LTDunltd]

"Not doing that again" until next time.

[@Arfonfree]

"I'm not doing that again..." Yeah, right! I think I've watched enough of your videos to know that you ARE going to do that again.

[@bigclivedotcom]

And I did.

[@bartomiejlipinski2469]

These rusks are famous polish "suchary specjalne" we call them *panzerwaffle* also because of the hardness

[@GWCHM]

Man it would be a blast to share a drink with you man. Cheers thanks for the company.!

[@RFC3514]

We're on to you, Clive. Lithuania isn't even a real country, and there's no such thing as a "chemical heater". You fooled us with the Scottish MRE but we're not falling for this one.

[@microsoftcortana9239]

Lol, I know you’re joking but there’s some people that don’t know Lithuania exists so I’m just saying it for those, not correcting you or anything

[@therobertpetty]

I had a really old US civilian MRE in 2020 that had a Skittles pack 3 years past its expiration date. It was either a chicken soup or beef stew MRE and I ate everything including the bread puck that was stale. I surprisingly didn't get food poisoning and it all tasted just fine. The Skittles were literally rocks though. Couldnt even eat them because they were so hard.

[@holzwurm_hd7029]

This channel is slowly transforming into a ASMR channel.

[@jsnsk101]

ASMRE channel perhaps?

[@mfree80286]

The most creative way I think I've ever seen to burn one's dinner... and you pointed it right at the fuel tabs as well.

[@monkeywash4374]

13:04 I love this channel you're like the darkest timeline version of Scott Manley

[@Zoso14892]

Well that's a crossover I wasn't expecting.

[@Gruxx42]

Very interesting video as always. I really like these army ration videos. Please keep making them.

[@jammin023]

That chicken stew pouch is the kind of thing I expect to see in a ration pack. I was surprised when you opened the Scottish one and the main "meal" was a Pot Noodle!

[@LieseFury]

the scottish one was fake

[@ryansingh5409]

I love this section of your videos (MRE) meal tests.

[@jeffflowers5489]

The wet wipes usually smell like lemon furniture polish.

[@waldevv]

I'm sure someone answered it a long time ago but the purpose of the zip tie in MREs is probably to seal up the bag at the end when you fill up the bag with the leftover trash so it doesn't spill everywhere We had something like that although I would often just pocket the zip ties and they came in extremely handy in a pinch like zip ties always do I don't miss those cold winter days when you were sat at a guard post for hours in pitch black since daylight lasted for a few hours, usually you had damp clothes and no way to dry them and if someone forgot to relieve you from your position the food would already be frozen near solid. Didn't get many hours of sleep ever since we had like 2/3rds of our men on guard duty around the clock, and on top of that the truck drivers required more sleep uninterrupted so they didn't guard much either

[@Lessinath]

Unfortunately, "who cares kids won't be eating this because it's military" is quite inaccurate, as militaries often hand MREs like these out in bulk after disasters that interrupt the food supply to an area.

[@masansr]

The vitamin C drink is also available in every general store, they probably don't bother making new packaging for the MRE. But it's also a moot point because the warning is bullshit and has been disproved ages ago.

[@RFC3514]

The "MREs" distributed to refugees are not necessarily identical to the ones meant for the military, though. An MRE is just a "meal ready to eat". The term was first used by the US military for their field rations, but these days lots of private companies make and sell MREs. Specifically, the meals distributed the the US army during humanitarian crises are known as "HDRs" (humanitarian daily rations), and are quite different from MREs (they're cheaper, less nutritious, with no chemical heaters, and are designed to survive being air-dropped without a parachute).

[@Blazer02LS]

That depends on what agency is handing them out and where. When we had major flooding here they hit local stores for pallet loads of water but the meals they handed out were all military MREs Our station was one of the centers and we were handing them out like crazy, except to folks who had served in the military !! They would show up on a monday, drop off 3 pallets of MREs and 4-5 of water.

[@tallisman57]

Injury received on battlefield caused by trying to chew crackers 😂

[@Fixerbob]

observations : 1. Dinner is ready when the smoke detector goes off. 2. Could there be additional 'Marching powder' in the orange drink ? 3. Where was the Explosion containment pie dish while heating that pouch ?

[@catfish552]

Bad Idea Clive is my favourite Clive.

[@Jennralize]

"Oooh, crystalllllllz! Are these drugs, then?" - Big Clive, 2020

[@Wortnik]

Big Clive: Couple of years out of date, should be ok? SteveMRE1989: Boils and eats Boer war rations and stuff from WW2! Love the channel bud, All the best fae Glasgow! :)

[@waldoppen]

"Right, there may be a problem here - the honey is super-rigid" 🤣

[@BedsitBob]

BIG CLIVE: "What's the worst that could happen?" FIREMAN: "Tell me again, how you burnt the house down." 😁

[@Iceman-kr6df]

“Is it going to go bang? Yes, yes it’s going to go bang” *instant panic*

[@johnpossum556]

ROTFLMAO... "I'll just light this flameless ration heater to let the enemy know *exactly* where I am." - I know you didn't say it but I couldn't help think it after they went through all the work of giving you two options on how to heat your food. Thanks, Clive, that really put a smile on my face while I suffer through more insomnia and back pain.

[@PaulSteMarie]

"too much dark & stormy"? What is this absurdity you speak of? FWIW, snuffing out flames doesn't work too well when your fuel source is also emitting oxygen in ideal proportions. Unfortunately, no full-scale Hindenburg recreation. Ukraine might differ with you a bit on Russian territorial ambitions.

[@anjkovo2138]

I think its Whisky or Rum with Ginger Beer

[@Phethario]

Why is your post from a week ago, when the video was posted today?

[@mbirth]

@@Phethario The wonders of Patreon.

[@chrishartley1210]

I think the absurdity was referring to "too much".

[@PaulSteMarie]

@@chrishartley1210 Precisely so.

[@andrewbeasley]

Please stop doing these - my sides take weeks to recover from the laughter 😁

[@rallias1]

"May have adverse effect on children" Military doesn't drop mixed chicken noodle soup for food assistance.

[@MrJtappin]

I've had ethanol, therefore it will be fine.... Another great piece of life advice from Clive...

[@MarkGarth]

The cable tie is for the thumbs of the captive, who you are about to inflict the MRE on...….