Who out there played the original Rome: Total War? I played it all through college and can't wait for the remastered version.
@thw_au3 жыл бұрын
I was NOT expecting them as a sponsor; but this game was my jam as a kid (and as a teenager, and as an adult). I'm glad I saw this ad!
@NobodyHere9513 жыл бұрын
Total War Rome got me interested in history. I hope we'll see some strange Roman recipes on here like roast peacock and stuffed dormice.
@nicksteele94363 жыл бұрын
I did, but I could never consolidate my hold on transalpine Gaul :(
@mr.hanfblatt91523 жыл бұрын
I only recently got into the total war series. As a kid I was too busy playing settlers and age of empires... Also there was this game called Cossacs which was really great and had some funny cheats
@JonManProductions3 жыл бұрын
I should, but I'm stuck on the other side of the planet trying to remove Dong Zhou in Three Kingdoms. XD
@pubjubz3 жыл бұрын
“Oh my god men that can cook~” VINEGAR AND LARD
@Bluebelle513 жыл бұрын
@A Okay well they were used to running 20 miles a day, in full armor, carrying about 60 pounds of kit so I'm pretty sure they got their cardio in.
@morganrobinson80423 жыл бұрын
Missing beans, bacon and whiskey, but not a bad start to a balanced diet.
@progrip19853 жыл бұрын
Hey I resemble that remark!
@blasphimus3 жыл бұрын
@A Okay well it wasn't the macro nutrients. It's the micro. Fat is just fat. There's no vitamins in it. Meat has some vitamins if you also eat the organs but they likely were careful of disease so maybe not. Remember that they didn't have dental insurance as well so a lot of the men likely couldn't chew much regardless.
From boiled lard at the Rubicon to deep-fried sticks of butter at the Iowa State Fair, some things will just never change.
@cygnata3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Mountain climbers will often pack sticks of butter as rations. Pound for pound, butter is one of the most energy/fat rich foods you can eat.
@ragnkja3 жыл бұрын
@@cygnata Gram for gram, fat is more than twice as energy dense as proteins and carbohydrates (38 kJ/g for fat versus 17 kJ/g for both proteins and carbohydrates).
@DH-xw6jp3 жыл бұрын
@@cygnata Paula Dean must be a professional mountain climber, apparently.
@eileenw60023 жыл бұрын
@@DH-xw6jp 😆😆😆
@apotato62783 жыл бұрын
@@cygnata It reminds me a bit of my hometown in northern Scandinavia. Traditionally the farmers of the region would make, and even pack with them, a sort of pork filled potato dumpling that you'd eat with an obscene amount of butter. It's an extremely dense and efficient meal, definitely a must have if you're herding cattle in the frigid lowlands of Northern Sweden (for some inexplicable reason).
@dansharpe23643 жыл бұрын
"Posca and Laridum" sounds like an awesome Roman era cop show with an 80's soundtrack.
@vickiekostecki3 жыл бұрын
Posca's a jaded guerilla paranormal investigator moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. Laridum's a green-fingered motormouth nun living on borrowed time. They fight crime!
@crktritual3 жыл бұрын
Dammit Posca and Lardium I’m tired of your renegade antics...*puffs cigar* but you get results....get the hell outta my office before I bust you down to beat patrol !!!!
@neraphruneblade79033 жыл бұрын
@@vickiekostecki Hah! I got like 5 words into that and immediately thought "They fight crime!"
@dansharpe23643 жыл бұрын
@@crktritual superb!
@AndreaAndy853 жыл бұрын
I imagine them jump down a red and white stripe chariot with slings in their hand.
@YTIsRanByFeds3 жыл бұрын
"I GOT YOUR 4 FOOD GROUPS RIGHT HERE, BEANS,BACON,WHISKY AND LARD!"
@krazyirish3213 жыл бұрын
My guy with the Atlantis reference.
@emberducati92373 жыл бұрын
Best Disney movie
@emberducati92373 жыл бұрын
@LegoGuy87 the Emperor’s New Groove/Atlantis era was my favorite Disney era, and I was born in the 90’s and got to witness it’s Renaissance.
@echodelta21722 жыл бұрын
@@emberducati9237 The animation and writing at that time was really world-class. Today it's just mass-produced "quirky" CGI vomited onto a screen for the lowest common denominator. That may seem harsh but the new Disney movies make me physically ill.
@echodelta21722 жыл бұрын
Lettuce? LETTUCE?!?!!?11?
@theduane15623 жыл бұрын
Knowing that Max basically spends his Tuesdays responding to comments because he cares so much about his community is amazing. Come for the Roman Lard and Vinegar, stay for Max's personality.
@martyshannon75423 жыл бұрын
Like comparing Alex Trabek grammar and spelling to Max. It's probably more correct than what I would say or pronounce.
@8thPreacher3 жыл бұрын
I would love a series called "Who wants to feed a Legionaire" Just imagine a chef serving watercress sandwiches to a legionary. "Legionary Pullo how was your meal" spits out his sandwich...."How am I to kill gauls on such little food."
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
I’d watch it
@Boom123 жыл бұрын
You are just 15 meals away from absolute nourishment...
@TacticalKiwi48623 жыл бұрын
@@TastingHistory watch it? You'd be hosting it!
@ragnkja3 жыл бұрын
Across the room, the chef for a national athletic team is getting the top score for their far less fancy but very filling and nutritious meal.
@Grams0ren3 жыл бұрын
@Lassi Kinnunen 81 Asterix!!
@mhoican16713 жыл бұрын
in the Italian countryside, especially in the Lazio region, posca is still used today with the name of acqua acetosa or acitéllo and is prepared with a liter of fresh water, two tablespoons of honey or sugar and one of wine vinegar are added. (this is the basic recipe that my grandfather taught me but the quantities may vary according to personal taste) The mixture is stirred well, so that the honey melts, and is immediately ready to be drunk. This drink was used in summer while working in the fields, it was refreshing and restores fatigue, providing easily assimilated sugars. laridum (lardo in Italian) is also widely used, my grandfather together with acqua acetosa used to eat a sandwich of homemade bread with lard spread on top ( even guanciale or panecetta), pecorino romano and honey (sometimes with an addition of rosemary)
@j.yossarian68523 жыл бұрын
A tablespoon of vinegar?
@mhoican16713 жыл бұрын
yes a tablespoon of wine vinegar is usually enough, it must be said that the type of vinegar affects the quantity, here in Italy the vinegars are strong especially the homemade ones so we do not exaggerate the quantity, for the rest it goes to personal taste
@jimmylittle93933 жыл бұрын
The sandwich sounds delicious tbh
@joelvca3 жыл бұрын
That sounds very much like the Caribbean & North American beverage switchel, with cider vinegar, molasses, and often ginger as the additives, and used exactly the same way as a thirst-quencher in the fields on a hot day.
@lisathaviu11543 жыл бұрын
In America during the early part of the Temperance movement, they used to make drinks from water, sugar and fruit vinegar (like raspberry), which were served at parties, presumably instead of lemonade.
@gandalf82162 жыл бұрын
Gall was often used to make ink, and was possible to do at the spot with some iron dust (which was easily obtainable from grindstones and such). Romans in the military wrote a lot in their service, and were required to do so at all times, so they carried with them a small bottle of gall in case they needed ink to write with.
@juliadagnall581610 ай бұрын
That’s a different kind of gall. Oak galls are small growths that form in trees as a result of parasites like wasps. The growths are high in tannins and when combined with iron salts they make a dark brownish black ink. In a medical sense gall is a fluid produced by the liver and stored in the gallbladder which aids in digestion by breaking down fats and in a colloquial sense gall is often used in reference to something bitter or unpleasant (hence the word “galling”). The Greek word used by Matthew was kholé which can be translated as bile or gall but could also refer to some kind of bitter or poisonous plant. In Mark’s gospel he specifically mentions myrrh which would have acted as a mild painkiller (the name myrrh comes from an Arabic word that translates as ‘bitter’ so that fits)
@sheenachristina23853 жыл бұрын
Old school Gatorade and bacon. Sounds like how my teenage sons eat breakfast. 😂
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
🤣 send him to invade Gaul
@cheezenuts23573 жыл бұрын
@@TastingHistory funny
@intractablemaskvpmGy3 жыл бұрын
I am confident bread was also consumed
@Kerosene.Dreams3 жыл бұрын
@@intractablemaskvpmGy Hardtack was the bread. So, you're not wrong.
@1jugglethis3 жыл бұрын
Vinegar and salt are great sources of electrolytes. The sour wine may have also been preferred to fresh wine since...well...it won't go sour on the march? Also, I believe Farro was one.of the grains the Legion brought with them, which provided carbs and bulk to the diet, as well as fiber and vitamins.
@tyrant-den8843 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that classic old ditty: "Hey, can I have a sip of your water?" "I'm not drinking water." "Vodka? My kind of man-" "It's vinegar." "What?" "I said it's vinegar, pussy."
@ana_d_733 жыл бұрын
Aah, a Tyrant of culture!
@JayR-wg9jq3 жыл бұрын
i havent seen this vine in so long
@wrentherainfalls29253 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he was actually possessed by a roman soldier who misunderstood his hosts want of a energy drink
@grenmoyo39683 жыл бұрын
you are a true scholar!
@angeliaparker-savage54013 жыл бұрын
*snicker* Ok, now that was funny, I don't care who y'are...
@imhoused42733 жыл бұрын
In the ruins of Pompeii they recently found a tablet that was advertising an ancient roman charity food drive. The motto of which read "Pliny the elder and Pliny the younger getting together to wipe out hunger"
@KommissarAzuraCh3 жыл бұрын
Looks like it was an absolute success.
@jazzedaboutcheese3 жыл бұрын
NO WAY 😂
@jezzaboi21683 жыл бұрын
Well I guess they did wipe out. Hunger.
@MrKago13 жыл бұрын
Mount Vesuvius: "and I took that personally."
@mercenarygundam14873 жыл бұрын
@@MrKago1 Vulkan*
@oliviahamilton86542 жыл бұрын
All the herbs in the first recipe for Posca and the Dill for the Laridum probably served medicinal purposes more than flavoring purposes. Dill, for example, is a stomachic herb: meaning that it helps with digestion (which I would want if I were eating Laridum on the regular). There are plenty of other herbs that will do that as well, but if dill was readily available then it would make sense why it was used. Medicinal vinegars have long been used as a way of making medicine last for travel and be readily available. So, the list in the recipe would have given medicinal qualities to the vinegar of; anti-inflammatory, digestive, high vitamin C content, stimulant (aids in circulation), anti-microbial, hepatoprotective (aids the liver), and many other qualities in addition to flavour. Fun stuff! Also, E Lucevan le Stelle has my all time favourite clarinet moment in opera. Simply stunning.
@stepanfedorov561 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure he misused dill. There must have been dill seeds, just as in Russia when crayfish are boiled, dill seeds and salt are added to the water.
@aleishagalligan3383 жыл бұрын
The hardtack *tap tap* is damn near iconic at this point
@Just_Sara3 жыл бұрын
1:44, there's your timestamp!
@ashleythibault54343 жыл бұрын
It cracks me up every time 🤣
@observer93613 жыл бұрын
@@ashleythibault5434 yeah
@SvdB19923 жыл бұрын
As an archaeologist I've tried a very similar drink - essentially the same type of origin, roman legionnaires - that one of my teachers took to one of our Byzantine classes. She called it "Phouska", and the recipe we used was 1.5 cups of vinegar, 0.5 cup of honey, 1 tablespoon of crushed coriander seed, and 4 cups of water, then boiling it until the honey is dissolved and then straining the coriander seeds. It's actually one of my favorite archaeological/historical dishes (closely tied with Babylonian date-and-nut bars, which I would eat daily if I wasn't allergic to nuts XD), and one Christmas I actually drank a few liters of Phouska across a couple of days.
@JustSpectre3 жыл бұрын
Experimental archaeology can be tasty sometimes.
@SvdB19923 жыл бұрын
@@JustSpectre oh absolutely! We did this as a whole project of comparing ancient tastes compared to modern ones, so phouska was an interesting addition
@stridertex3 жыл бұрын
The honey is an interesting ingredient that absolutely would have made the concoction taste worlds better. And there are plenty of sources that speak of honey being added to wine in both Classical and Medieval cultures so it isn't hard to believe that, if legionaries had access to honey (which, as any beekeeper/homeopathic practitioner knows, keeps ridiculously well in storage and even has medicinal/anti-bacterial properties), they absolutely would have incorporated it into their daily rations.
@SvdB19923 жыл бұрын
@@stridertex absolutely - it gave the whole drink a really good balance of sweet and sour, and it's actually one of the most refreshing things I've ever tried. (and it was ridiculously easy to make)
@chrissbim33563 жыл бұрын
@@SvdB1992 Sadly I think this is more romanticism on our part and the fact that most surviving recipes are from upper class writers. Sure honey was abundant, but abundant enough for everyday use by thousands of common soldiers? Not so much they may have gotten it before or after a battle or during a celebration. If it was an everyday commodity I don't think the Persians would have been able to use it to incapacitate pompey troops who gouged themselves on it. Looking at the numbers alone and any travelling army would quickly exhaust the local supply of honey from the areas they passed through. We also need to consider that roman taste may not have been as rich as ours iam sure any sweet drink today would taste absolutely horrible to them. A few drops might have been enough for the common fokes.
@aidanfarnan46833 жыл бұрын
That hard tack *TAP TAP* is becoming my favourite running joke.
@chancekahle22143 жыл бұрын
It's the facial expression that sells it.
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@danielyoung75343 жыл бұрын
That stuff is better used as building materials
@Taolan84723 жыл бұрын
Saltine crackers are basically super thin hard tack.
@Amy_the_Lizard3 жыл бұрын
@@danielyoung7534 Worst case scenario, your wall can also be used as an emergency food source in that scenario
@tylere.84362 жыл бұрын
I just made the Laridum now, holy moly is this stuff SO GOOD! I never thought pig fat would be so tasty boiled, basically how you described it. The texture wasn't that bad and the olive oil made it addictive, I did get a slight hint of the dill too, very subtle, boiling the dill was nice to smell. Definitely wish this was served at restaurants, it's honestly as great as bacon.
@Shaitan_no_allah Жыл бұрын
Ideal with fresh bread, onions and garlic can also be added, but the best lard is smoked lard with some meat on the bottom, that's the best.
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine10 ай бұрын
The secret to any good flavored meat is the fat. Ever had a great pork sausage? They used a good amount of real pork fat for that. Ever had a terrible hotdog? They skimped on the actual pork fat and instead made up the difference with margarine, potato flour, and water.
@brockkomar47438 ай бұрын
@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine Yeah sausage without enough real fat is almost inedible.
@fatcoyote23 жыл бұрын
"We're all family here! We treat you like you're one of the family! Here, family comes first!" Please, god no. This is the exact kind of thing you hear just before they let you know you're going to be working a lot of weekends "for the family."
@dalesnell62863 жыл бұрын
The 111th Rule of Aquisition: Treat people in your debt like family -- exploit them.
@ianvarney21123 жыл бұрын
@@dalesnell6286 ah, a man of culture.
@Hybrid9803 жыл бұрын
@@EresirThe1st The world would be a better place if companies treated their customers like their neighbor rather than something to exploit, corporations HAVE kept their distance that's why they're full of arrogant sheltered elitists who are out of touch with their consumers.
@AdaSoto3 жыл бұрын
When I was a teenager I worked the California Renaissance Faire and workers got dehydrated very quickly in the heat. One of the things we drank was cold pickle juice. Water, vinegar, and salt. And if you were REALLY dehydrated it tasted good and helped a lot.
@werelemur11383 жыл бұрын
I was a waterbearer at an SCA war and they gave me pickle juice to give to the fighters.
@amandamiura45903 жыл бұрын
If the pickle juice tastes good, drink more because that means you need it
@AdaSoto3 жыл бұрын
@@amandamiura4590 That's what they told us. They also made stuff by mixing instant lemonade with salt and you just sipped that all day when it was really hot.
@bimscutney12423 жыл бұрын
My grandfather said he used to drink pickle juice when he was hungover. Swore by it.
@theofficialinali3 жыл бұрын
I drink hot lemon tea with salt every morning, similar basis I'd expect.
@buckstop3 жыл бұрын
The Roman Soldier that just carries gaul is like the people who have bottles of hot sauce with them.
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
🤣 I put that sh*t in everything
@ZYR473 жыл бұрын
What is gaul? My google-fu is only giving me "the Gauls".
@buckstop3 жыл бұрын
@@ZYR47 I think it's supposed to be garum, roman fish sauce
@ZYR473 жыл бұрын
@@buckstop Ah, yeah I could see that being the "pocket hot sauce" of Rome.
@SpawnofHastur3 жыл бұрын
@@ZYR47 I believe he means gall. Like, the stuff from your gallbladder.
@devilbuster20xx373 жыл бұрын
As a person that has english as a second language, I find really funny the "There was no palce where they did not serve on the same table, lamb, KID, pork, veal, poultry,..." part
@madammazon29422 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah, a young or baby goat is called a kid
@sethr.c10653 жыл бұрын
When you’ve been marching with 40 lbs every day for most of the day, fat with extra fat and salt sounds a lot more appealing
@Kisha_can3 жыл бұрын
@@hahmann Sauce might as well be flavored lard for the amount of calories it yields.
@thedude47953 жыл бұрын
@@hahmann forget about 3-4 hours, if I get off my chair then I'll eat a foot!
@MissCaraMint3 жыл бұрын
Isn't 40lbs a little light? That's under 20 kg. When I was in the military we had at least double that.
@MissCaraMint3 жыл бұрын
@@hahmann Even Marius's? Food weighs a lot.
@HappyBeezerStudios3 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget that after marching for 8 hrs, you and your fellow legionaries gotta dig defenses and palisades for your night camp. Every day.
@NinjaintheDark3 жыл бұрын
I love the random mentions of hardtack, followed by the 1 second clip of you smacking them together. Turns out hardtack is meme-worthy.
@HappyBeezerStudios3 жыл бұрын
can double as shield or cannonball
@Yesntss3 жыл бұрын
cracks me up everytime
@heliveruscalion91243 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios with how it would hold up fired by cannon, i would expect you to use it as grapeshot rather than full ball
@yeetdelete8513 жыл бұрын
You could probably armor plate a car with that stuff.
@jazzedaboutcheese3 жыл бұрын
Makes me laugh every time
@perciusmandate3 жыл бұрын
Huh. Growing up Catholic, I remember hearing about the centurions soaking a sponge in water and vinegar for Jesus to drink on the cross. I never connected that they were giving him their posca rations to drink, probably from their own canteens. That's actually pretty kind. Except for the whole part where they're still... letting him be crucified.
@ThunderLord13 жыл бұрын
Tbh if a legionnaire had tried to remove a guy, condemned by Roman law, from a cross, they might have joined him swiftly.
@Navili5023 жыл бұрын
It's a lot less savory when you think about what other uses sponges had among the Roman military.
@Greentrees603 жыл бұрын
@@ThunderLord1 exactly
@userequaltoNull3 жыл бұрын
@@Navili502 I'd say it would be more savory.
@esthermcafee52933 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t really that nice... if you were ‘lucky’, you’d get dehydrated and slip into unconsciousness more quickly. Otherwise it’s a long and agonizing death.
@Shade_fox2 жыл бұрын
The hardtack cutaways will never cease to make me laugh XD
@Kevin-lj5pq Жыл бұрын
They're amazing!
@sarahgilliss3503 Жыл бұрын
*CLACK CLACK*
@uberneanderthal3 жыл бұрын
this wouldn't have been everyday soldier food, more like an emergency ration. and it suits that role near perfectly: long shelf life, stable in almost any climate, calorie dense, easy/quick to prepare. now we just need an archeologist to dig up an intact kit so Steven1989 can eat it.
@adriepram3 жыл бұрын
"Nice." 🤣
@arthas6403 жыл бұрын
Steve: *opens ancient Roman jar* Jar: *hisses* Steve: "Nice hiss. Lets get that out on a tray"
@cameronmayes36483 жыл бұрын
@@arthas640 I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if he did eat it if he could get it 😂
@hurhurhurhurhruhrurh3 жыл бұрын
Source: bro just trust me
@uberneanderthal3 жыл бұрын
@@hurhurhurhurhruhrurh source: it's physically impossible to live off just lard and sour wine for an extended period of time, let alone be in fighting condition. eventually your body is going to need these things called 'nutrients'. you don't need a wikipedia citation when common sense and basic logic will do. jot that down for future reference.
@robertsemon17123 жыл бұрын
>Does a video on a Roman Legion dietary staple >Pokemon plush cameo: Falinks Details like this are part of why I love your series, Max.
@Reddotzebra3 жыл бұрын
Who's that plush pokémon?
@standardheadache3 жыл бұрын
@@Reddotzebra I think it's a play on words because "Falinks" is how you would pronounce "phalanx".
@dominator-tc8ik3 жыл бұрын
@@standardheadache They're referring to the show where they ask "Who's that Pokemon?" about halfway through. Though I think "Who's that PokePlush?" would've worked a smidge better.
@danehrovitnir73233 жыл бұрын
Nice! I don't recognise that pokémon, so the explanation is appreciated. :D
@Wildcat425B3 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd see Rome Total War and Max in the same video. It's like a reese's peanut butter cup of KZbin. "You got my Total War in my Tasting History! You got Tasting History in my Total War!"
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
It was one of my favorite college pastimes 😁
@camilledvorak71513 жыл бұрын
Peanut butter cup analogy 👩🍳💋
@charizardchaser3 жыл бұрын
This dude should open his own restaurant. Having you eat nothing but historical meals.
@tylere.84362 жыл бұрын
That would be a neat trend. If there was ever a Roman/Greek style restaurant with historic dishes and the waiters and waitresses donned togas and tunics, then TAKE MY DENARII!
@M132K602 жыл бұрын
If he did open up a restaurant, my first meal would be Melas Zomos, Spartan Black Broth.
@gae_wead_dad_69142 жыл бұрын
@Dick Izzinya why do philipinos get the need to state that they're phillipino fucking everywhere i swear to god if i see it one more time
@eyanmartin-snyder34352 жыл бұрын
It would be disgusting. Good money tho ig lol
@lyrand6408 Жыл бұрын
I'm curious to know if there's at least a single restaurant somewhere in the world that's already doing that specifically. Just serving historical accurate meals of ages past (or as accurate as modern cuisine and ingredients can make it).
@SomeSpicyCheese3 жыл бұрын
Medieval historians depicting Romans in medieval garb is equivalent to modern fanfic writers putting historical figures in a modern AU
@mercenarygundam14873 жыл бұрын
Sooo, Fate Grand Order lol
@TheDaanmantel3 жыл бұрын
I think it's kind of interesting because it shows that before the advent of modernity people didn't look at history as something that progressed in any direction. Their lives where the same lives as their parents, and as their grandparent and also would be the same as their descendents. They probably thought that Roman times were not that different to their own.
@progrip19853 жыл бұрын
Four words, Abraham Lincoln vampire Hunter, enough said.
@thoggerspass62823 жыл бұрын
Machiavelli wit da drip 😳
@SEELE-ONE3 жыл бұрын
CofcofHamiltonCof
@Lauren.E.O3 жыл бұрын
Max talking about his old boss is the most relatable thing ever 😅 I, too, remember someone who was always talking about the “Team” and then turning around and acting like an emperor.
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I’ve always hated that fake “team” stuff.
@barbarapugh56623 жыл бұрын
Ah , the Roman Emperors , original masters of the away day and team building exercises 😵 I think I've been to a few of those where Nero would have felt right at home (apart from the sarnies 🤢)
@msjkramey3 жыл бұрын
My bf's job has even worse corporate BS. They're a "family." 🤮 Like, yeah, if you're a family why don't all your employees get benefits and a living wage? At least he's salaried Companies really think that working class people are too stupid to realize that being called a family/team/community is going to extract more labor for the same pay. Smh
@barbarapugh56623 жыл бұрын
@@msjkramey oooh the temptation to go to the boss and say if we're family.....will you be my mummy pweeeeaaaaassseee.🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Hagunemnon3 жыл бұрын
Worst part is, they're always the kind that would smile to your face and proceed to stab you in the back. I'd honestly take an in-your-face douchebag of a boss over one of those backstabbing, duplicitous bungholes any day of the week. At least you know where you stand with the former; at least they're feckin' honest.
@gaiusmitsius3 жыл бұрын
"Don't pay people in salt" Why? Will they get inSALTed? 10/10 best comedian since Aristofanis.
@ragnkja3 жыл бұрын
What? No salary?
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@subtleknife10733 жыл бұрын
I'd be pretty salty with my employer...
@elfodelputoinfierno3 жыл бұрын
They get very salty
@crispyandspicy68133 жыл бұрын
talk about rubbing salt in the wounds. or adding in salt to injury, whatever floats your boat
@TheWoodsman6612 жыл бұрын
"It's boiled fat, with liquid fat drizzled on top of it, and you get watered down vinegar to drink with it." - Some Roman Dude
@jimbomurphyjr19783 жыл бұрын
Max is the most charming content creator on this platform
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
Thank you ☺️
@ArachonX3 жыл бұрын
True, he is quite charming! I’m a straight guy and he is so handsome and his voice is so mesmerizing, that really I start to question my sexuality!
@jeffreym683 жыл бұрын
May I recommend Katie@ Royalty Soaps and Beryl Shereshewsky. Beryl also does food. Both have a similarly strong mix of personality and content.
@dallymoo78163 жыл бұрын
@@TastingHistory 😺😻
@lordmuhehe46053 жыл бұрын
Also Townsends and Mr. Botulism himself, Steve1989MREinfo
@Stormrunner3 жыл бұрын
I think we can all relate to Vitellius in that last story: bumping into an ex at a store, getting together again, and then selling them to the gladiators. True love!
@sarahrosen49853 жыл бұрын
Ugh, it only I could sell an ex or 2 to the gladiators...
@renpixie3 жыл бұрын
@@sarahrosen4985 We could add my ex ; the fat bast@@d would make a great practice target.
@lisaramaci69733 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaaaa!!!😁👌👏🙌
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87213 жыл бұрын
Sounds like there may have been some wounds that were still open there.
@christopherneelyakagoattmo60783 жыл бұрын
I'd sell my ex to a few gladiators; but she'd enjoy it!
@boyobane15903 жыл бұрын
I've actually been making Posca as a mid summer daytime staple for years now. I take it on bike rides with me, and sometimes when it's really hot it's literally only Posca that will make me feel like I've drank enough liquids. Really wonderful stuff. My recipe is generally red wine vinegar, honey, toasted corriander seeds, and salt. I keep that in the fridge and use it like a cordial to whatever strength I'm in the mood for.
@varana3 жыл бұрын
Do you have a recommendation about proportions?
@boyobane15903 жыл бұрын
@@varana In my kitchen notebook I have: 1.5 cups vinegar 0.5 cup honey 1 T of crushed coriander seeds Generous pinch of salt. Dilute to taste. I usually go maybe 1 part posca cordial to 8 parts water as general
@varana3 жыл бұрын
@@boyobane1590 Thanks a lot! :)
@boyobane15903 жыл бұрын
@@varana Oh you'll also want to strain out the corriander after a few hours of soaking too, or you might get unpleasant chewy bits in your drink lol
@francisdec16152 жыл бұрын
About gall in drinks: in northern Sweden people actually mixed bear gall in their homemade vodka back in the 1960s and earlier. It was especially the case for the Sami people, who aren't ethnic Swedes but somewhat similar to the native Americans.
@rockstarJDP3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the episode where Mr Bean ran out of wine and Twiglets for his guests, so he served them vinegar with sugar in it and actual twigs dipped in Marmite. Mr Bean was obviously a history buff.
@shannondore3 жыл бұрын
😆 I just watched that one the other day. He's hilarious. 🤣
@MyH3ntaiGirl3 жыл бұрын
Oh wait it is Marmite? I didn't notice since i watch it a long time ago, i thought it was chocolate
@liv83703 жыл бұрын
Of course he is. He’s lived it ;)
@SeymoreSparda3 жыл бұрын
@@liv8370 Oh no, another conspiracy theory? Aside from him being an alien? Amongst other alien clones of him?
@tprime27023 жыл бұрын
**Max explaining the act of 'Decimatio'...** Mr. New Vegas: And you thought your boss was a pain...
@carlocappello673 жыл бұрын
I'VE GOT CALIGAE THAT GO JINGLE INGLE JANGLE
@ncrveteranranger13863 жыл бұрын
I mean, he has a point you know?
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche79013 жыл бұрын
My mind immediately: “Y’know, sometimes the journey beats the destination, and especially if your spurs go Jingle Jangle Jingle and ya meet some nice gals along the way...”
@Bolognabeef3 жыл бұрын
Tasting History knows about Fallout new Vegas? 😳
@thedoorman2432 жыл бұрын
AVE TRUE TO CAESAR
@Lauren.E.O3 жыл бұрын
Ancient Roman Gatorade sounds terrifying and I am here for it!
@izabela27093 жыл бұрын
Well, it terrifyies me, so quite true 😀
@Eviltwin5313 жыл бұрын
The original recipe for Gatorade (the hangover cure made for the University of Florida football team, long before they thought to mass-market it) was terrible, too. It was apparently really sour.
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
Terrifying and wonderful
@WowUrFcknHxC3 жыл бұрын
With lots of sugar of lead!
@AndrewBeals3 жыл бұрын
@@Eviltwin531 at least it was made at U. Fl and not Florida State - if it had been made there, they would have called it "Seminole Fluid".
@andrewvc15272 жыл бұрын
I love the Falinks in the background! Very much the Pokemon of the Roman legions!
@kimberlywhalen11853 жыл бұрын
Posca sounds like a version of switchel, or haymaker's punch: water, honey, ginger and apple cider vinegar. Love it!!!
@gispaAPRN3 жыл бұрын
That actually sounds pretty delicious!
@bearfangmedia3 жыл бұрын
Yesss, I've loved switchel ever since discovering it on Townsend's channel
@marthahawkinson-michau96113 жыл бұрын
I think it’s highly probable that switchel is merely a renamed continuation of posca. I should probably read some more about the history of switchel before saying that, but it sounds really logical to me.
@mwater_moon28653 жыл бұрын
Or shrub, which is berries and sugar/honey in vinegar that's added to water as a "drinking vinegar"
@yamiyomizuki3 жыл бұрын
Switchel would be made with molasses, not honey
@allenhamilton66883 жыл бұрын
These rations were considered iron rations. Actually the legions had a very healthy diet normally and excellent, for the time, medical attention. It was considered at the time, an excellent carreer.
@howler64903 жыл бұрын
Long career...you signed up for 25 years.When time -up, you could settle in the region or you could walk back to wherever.No repatriation guaranteed.
@DonPatrono2 жыл бұрын
well it had its ups and downs. You received a good salary, but you never received the pay on time or in full; you had excellent medical care, but because you literally threw yourself in harm's way, and there was no support for wounded/crippled veterans; in theory you had a healthy filling diet, but in practice it depended on what the supply lines managed to bring and/or what you managed to forage; once you retired you were given all your backpay plus medal bonuses (which was a pretty hefty amount), and a decent-sized plot of land to cultivate, but your retirement date is 25 years after you enlist... Not exactly a cushy job, but then again no jobs were cushy at the time, and if you lucked out on your assignment station and were put in a pacified province, it could have been pretty close to being cushy
@johngaelnox54472 жыл бұрын
Cry then
@dragodx82382 жыл бұрын
An excellent career until you have to fight a tiny guy and a fat guy from Gaul.
@DonPatrono2 жыл бұрын
@@dragodx8238 and their tiny dog
@deanr.throckmortonjr.1333 жыл бұрын
I love how when Max says things like don’t pay people with salt especially the IRS because they don’t have a sense of humor about these things I love how it sounds like he’s actually done it and gotten in trouble for it.
@ragnkja3 жыл бұрын
It’s in the same spirit as Skippy’s list 😁
@EB-yx4fn3 жыл бұрын
lmao remember that astronaut who had to call for an extension /while in space/?
@ragnkja3 жыл бұрын
@@EB-yx4fn Who was that?
@EB-yx4fn3 жыл бұрын
@@ragnkja Jack Swigert, on Apollo 13! funny story, Swigert wasn't on the original team for 13, but Ken Mattingly was exposed to the measles, so he was taken off of the team with two days to spare before the launch. So obvs Swigert had to hustle to join the team, and he wasn't thinking about income taxes! but then also, when 13 blew a leak, the fact that Mattingly, aka the single person still on earth most prepared for the mission, was still available to help mission control, undoubtedly helped save all their lives :)
@arcusmike26142 жыл бұрын
15:16 I just love how happy he is trying his own dishes. You can tell he loves cooking and making videos.
@sophia-helenemeesdetricht19573 жыл бұрын
There's a saying in military strategy circles: "Amateurs think about tactics, professionals dream of logistics."
@TheMajorActual3 жыл бұрын
While the quote itself is largely true, in reality, we actually have nightmares about logistics.
@sophia-helenemeesdetricht19573 жыл бұрын
@@TheMajorActual I didn't say they were good dreams lol
@TheMajorActual3 жыл бұрын
@@sophia-helenemeesdetricht1957 lololol
@ISAFSoldier3 жыл бұрын
Many many campaigns have been won, or lost, on accounts of good or poor logistics.
@marleyjr003 жыл бұрын
Logistics is probably the only thing stopping me from being a good general. Like battlefield tactics and strategy no problem but finding a way to feed and keep up supply lines I'm like wtf I need a manager.
Love this channel but rarely makes me actually lol, oh my this did 😁
@boydstonsuleiman60083 жыл бұрын
The "It sounds like Tosca" sidebar is exactly the content so many other cooking shows desperately need!
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@adedow13333 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Tosca is wonderful 🥰
@ChristinaFromYoutube3 жыл бұрын
Vinegar is the "sour wine" the Roman soldiers tried to give Jesus as he died. I have wondered my whole life why the heck they had canteens of vinegar. I always wondered if there was a misunderstanding about what they offered him to drink. This is so cool Max! (Edit: you included the verse right after i posted this. Sir this channel is 10/10 😍)
@fogwar2 жыл бұрын
Yep; for a long time it was assumed that the legionaries were mocking or adding to his torture, when in actual fact they were more than likely just trying to give him some small relief.
@Artix902 Жыл бұрын
Yeah it's venerated in the Catholic Church as the Holy Sponge
@jennifert85423 жыл бұрын
4 weeks of roman recipes. I'm in love
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
And they just get harder and weirder
@adedow13333 жыл бұрын
@@TastingHistory Sounds like fun! I'm here for it!
@ThunderLord13 жыл бұрын
@@TastingHistory That's what she said.
@Boom123 жыл бұрын
Seriously, just as I am watching an episode of Time Team doing a dig at a Roman site at Watling Street, I get Posca! Oh the Roman gods are shining upon me!
@franciscoosuna25911 ай бұрын
Thank you for the interesting episodes. I have always been impressed with the physical endurance of our ancestors. For a 1598 re-enactment our team walked from El Paso to Santa Fe along the Camino Real. At the time I was in excellent shape although 50 years of age and managed 3.75 miles per hour for 8 hours with a lot of cramps and unable to continue with the team any more days. As a comparison: Roman Legions marched with 40 pound back packs at 3.4 miles per hour for days. I was carrying only a bottle of water and stopped for a quick meal at McDonald's. My ancestors arrived in the American Southwest near Colorado in 1624. Had a ranch, donated cattle and money to the American Colonial war effort against the British. They taught the Native Americans how to be cowboys. To become familiar with my ancestors history I read a great deal about the early southwest including the Lewis & Clark Expedition. The expedition found themselves eating lots of protein and suffering for the poor diet. It was the Native Americans of the Northwest Passage that taught the Expedition how to make pemmican that is about 60% fat mixed in with the meat, and other goodies. It was the fat that provided energy. And, the other ingredients for the needed minerals and vitamins that was missing from the expedition's diet. Possibly instead of a hamburger I should have snacked on a piece of laridum to give me energy on my 1598 re-enactment. Sounds yummy between 2 toasted sesame seed buns. The Lewis and Clark Expedition could also have benefitted from this episode.
@duchesssunset293 жыл бұрын
My mother used to give us homemade raspberry vinegar, either with sparkling water, or in hot water- for coughs, sore throats etc.
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
Cures what ails ya
@emilyland42553 жыл бұрын
In England the National Trust sell damson vinegar and one of the serving suggestions is as a cordial diluted with water. It was very tasty, once you'd got over the vinegar scent!
@ottovonbismarck24433 жыл бұрын
I know that from my grandmother as well. I personally think that french mustard (the really hot one from Dijon) clears a sore throat way better. Horseradish and chili help as well. No kidding, my throat is better within the hour.
@natviolen40213 жыл бұрын
A glass of apple cider vinegar diluted with water and sweetened with a bit of honey is said to give the metabolism a kick when drunk first thing in the morning.
@DianeGraft3 жыл бұрын
My local Korean grocery has bottles of drinking vinegar, that's meant to be diluted before drinking. It's sweetened, and comes in various fruit flavors, and is really nice.
@pedrogallego24983 жыл бұрын
I felt the need to go to my kitchen and prepare a posca. Wow, the shot of flavour was unexpected. I asked my mother about and she said that my grandfather used to drink water with vinegar, herbs and salt as he worked in the field. It was called «gazpachuelo», archaic diminutive for «gazpacho», spanish cold tomato drink. Greetings from Spain!
@viral_suppressor41542 жыл бұрын
En verdad el vinagre, la sal y las hierbas le dan al gazpachuelo la acidez y la salinidad correctas para calmar efectivamente la sed...
@evil1by12 жыл бұрын
In the US South and parts of Appalachia people drink switchel, it's a water (various flavors from herbs or ginger) and apple cider vinegar drink sweetened with honey or molasses.
@goldenvrpca79622 жыл бұрын
I still drink water and vinegar, it's a common thing on Adriatic coast in Croatia.
@kzizzles83292 жыл бұрын
Do you think that the name gazpacho might be derived from posca?
@BottFuso3 жыл бұрын
I hope you are happy with your choice to continue Tasting History I know I am, your show is fun, informative, and always a joy to watch. You are great at what you do!
@od14013 жыл бұрын
Your old boss watched this with a tear in his eye..."I thought I was their friend...*sniff*...:("
@KetchupwithMaxandJose3 жыл бұрын
Oh nooo
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87213 жыл бұрын
Well, he did get laid off just before starting this channel, so there may have been some animosity that needed to be addressed.
@KetchupwithMaxandJose3 жыл бұрын
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 nooo furloughed. No animosity, just the business he was in 😞
@danieljhalab67753 жыл бұрын
In czechoslovakia(1918 to 1939) people added a litttle bit of vinegar to their water as a substitute for lemon just thought this would be a cool fact for this episode
@krankarvolund77713 жыл бұрын
Why would you put lemon in water in the first place? XD
@e.urbach77803 жыл бұрын
I've wondered for a while, if lemonade and vinegar water/posca have the same origin; if the sourness and flavor came from lemon juice instead of red wine vinegar, and then you added some sweetness (because in order to have enough flavor from watered-down lemon juice, it's too sour to be palatable) from honey or sugar, you'd have lemonade (at least, how we Americans make it -- not fizzy)!
@danieljhalab67753 жыл бұрын
@@krankarvolund7771 take a wild quess mate because its refreshing and tastes good
@kimquinn77283 жыл бұрын
@@danieljhalab6775 I agree. Not all places have water that tastes or actually is refreshing. I really like water, either standing or plain seltzer, with a slice of lemon. I find the citrus oil makes your mouth feel refreshed. Perhaps when citrus was lacking a wine vinegar could give a similar relief.
@danieljhalab67753 жыл бұрын
@@kimquinn7728 it really does i sometimes still put wine vinegar in my water
@johnNJ40243 жыл бұрын
I don't know about anyone else, but I was practically in tears expecting Max to tell us that Tasting History would be coming to a close. Then when he said he was quitting Disney to continue with Tasting History my tears were of Joy!!! It was obvious from your facial expressions and voice that your decision to quit Disney and do Tasting History full time was a very difficult one. Thank you so much for your decision to keep making Tasting History! I love your channel. Please give a big Thank You! to José too! Love you guys!
@stinkytoy3 жыл бұрын
I literally shed a single happy tear when he said he was sticking with the channel. I was so happy 😊
@Bauschi6663 жыл бұрын
at one point he is probably going to get his own tv show.
@Bauschi6663 жыл бұрын
he is just way too handsome not to, no homo.
@jprevost253 жыл бұрын
I don't fault anyone for getting out of Disney, especially to pursue projects they enjoy.
@JohnSmith-zk8xp3 жыл бұрын
you were almost moved to tears? you wanker
@LeMayJoseph2 жыл бұрын
Posca is similar to a modern white balsamic spritzer! It’s about 10-20% flavored white balsamic vinegar (peach is great!) and the rest seltzer water, over ice. Delicious!
@constexprThoughts3 жыл бұрын
Now it finally makes sense! Where I grew up, there was a public biking event every year where lots of families would ride a long bike tour. Along the way there were free refreshments offered (most of them advertisements for the locals' favorite soda "Rivella", which is made from milk whey). I remember that at the Roman legion camp Vindonissa, some people dressed as legionnaires gave out diluted apple vinegar. With today's video I finally understand why they chose this drink. It was surprisingly refreshing!
@ragnkja3 жыл бұрын
Whey soda sounds like a recipe for stomachache to me as a lactose intolerant person.
@chandlerbryant66803 жыл бұрын
Max beating hard tack together is just the Channel's official meme at this point
@brednbudr24063 жыл бұрын
I busted up laughing. It was so perfect. Lol
@Lily-jf1pq3 жыл бұрын
@@brednbudr2406 same except i was also eating so nearly choked to death
@partymix54873 жыл бұрын
Max always manages to sneak the "like and subscribe" in a different manner every time and I never get tired of it. *likes*
@tactical_rn27183 жыл бұрын
The Biblical reference for wine mixed with gall, or in another Gospel, wine mixed with myrrh is that before the Roman soldiers crucify criminals, they gave them this wine mixed either with gall or myrrh. This serves as a form of analgesic or anesthetic to lessen the pain of the crucifixion. So in a way, it was an act of mercy. But in the case of Jesus Christ, after He tasted the aforementioned wine, He refused to drink it - thereby suffering the horrific pain of getting nailed to the cross. The reference for Posca however was when Jesus was already close to death, He uttered "I thirst" and the soldiers offered Him wine with vinegar on a sponge on a stick. Sorry, that was a mouthful... Anyway, I am a relatively new subscriber here and I have been watching since the Garum episode and following the Rome Series. Let's just say I am a Nurse and a frustrated Archaeologist. Love ancient history and food at the same time! Best wishes, - Chris -
@sniffles86723 жыл бұрын
funny how in modern times act of mercy from some legionaire is viewed as cruel.
@MollymaukT3 жыл бұрын
Is also viewed as cruelty because by giving him something to drink the Legionary was making sure it'd take longer for him to die
@sniffles86723 жыл бұрын
@@MollymaukT First, you dont know that. Second, in Bible its vinegar with wine, quite normal in roman times. It dulls senses. Maybe it was just posca and bible writers made mistake, but we dont know. He was thirsty, so what they should do? Dont give him anything? Or offer him their drink Posca? Jesus and many jews are probaply not fan of it,its roman taste. Or probably, romans as civilisated and hugely complex society they were, had some analgesic for executed. Now vinegar story is useful for christian propaganda and to mark romans more cruel.
@MK_ULTRA4202 жыл бұрын
Or the wine Jesus was offered tasted so bad he chose to die without it. Roman wine mixed with resin (myrrh) and/or bile (gall) sounds like a heinous concoction, considering the Romans tried everything they could to filter and flavor their wine. The cheapest boxed wine in the 21st century would probably taste heavenly by comparison.
@dwarf35352 жыл бұрын
Remember they used a sponge to give it to him... The Romans used sponges on sticks to wipe after using the bathroom 😔
@Maelarix3 жыл бұрын
That "Who Wants to Feed a Legionnaire" pun was GOLD
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
Thank you 😊
@runsyi3 жыл бұрын
And he even sounded like Regis Philben!
@fedra76it3 жыл бұрын
It made me cackle so loud, that my husband came to see what I was watching.
@loqaqola3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early Rome still had a king.
@progrip19853 жыл бұрын
Emperor.
@HoneyBakedHam73 жыл бұрын
@@progrip1985 no, he’s referencing the kingdom that came before the Republic.
@jjkingish3 жыл бұрын
That’s a great joke
@lhfirex3 жыл бұрын
That joke just rexed this whole thing.
@mariellevandenborne23613 жыл бұрын
@@lhfirex ohhhh i like that one
@Lauren.E.O3 жыл бұрын
“Cooked lard” that is basically extra fatty bacon actually sounds amazing. Imagine that, some cheesy potatoes, and a roasted carrot to make it look like a balanced diet....😋
@mentalitydesignvideo5 ай бұрын
9:15 Gall was used (must as acetone or benzine now) as a degreaser for quills, anything to do with (water-soluble) ink, leather tanning etc.
@ShadowDragon86853 жыл бұрын
I suspect that boiled fat with liquid fat was just the thing when you're feeding an army of men who march around all day. They probably had rather different caloric requirements.
@НикитаПыко3 жыл бұрын
Boiled fat ("SALO" - Сало) also is still popular in post soviet areas, specially in Ukraine and Russia, and we still use it in our MRE. Its really nice in cold weather and you also can use it as lubrication for "freesing" parts of weapons, cars,...
@aessa84403 жыл бұрын
@@НикитаПыко food for your body and your equipment
@MK_ULTRA4203 жыл бұрын
@@НикитаПыко My only concern with using animal fat as machinery lubrication is the risk of the fat going rancid. I'm assuming this either isn't a problem in your part of the world because of the cold, or that the fat is used as a quick fix that is intended to be replaced soon. I say this as someone who makes his own Сало on occasion when good pork fat is cheap. :)
@MK_ULTRA4203 жыл бұрын
@Tiberius I'mserious No you're right about lard, butter and bacon fat being replaced with canola, soybean and palm oils. Before the name change, canola oil used to be called "rapeseed oil" and it was used as a non-toxic oil for paint mixing. For example, Cheetos were fried in coconut oil until canola oil became cheaper. Plant oils are better off used as lantern fuel than whale fat. Whale oil is healthier than plant oils, the only problem is the slight fishy taste.
@archerymidnight34223 жыл бұрын
@@MK_ULTRA420 Wait, canola oil is rapeseed oil? The name change never happened where I am (which caused a shock when i was told about the rape fields)
@robashley82163 жыл бұрын
I can imagine that conversation with an IRS agent "What is this?" It's salt "What?" "Well you see back in ancient roman times.."
@dr.velious54113 жыл бұрын
@@ryanf4106 Okay okay, fine. I'll throw in a bolt of silk and a jar of spices.
@kenweller20323 жыл бұрын
While you're at it, fill out all the forms with Roman numerals.
@luciusdomitiusaurelianus88263 жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear, "Posca," I think of a little Greek man telling Mark Antony, "If this is the afterlife than it is extremely disappointing."
@yootoobecansoogmiballs87352 жыл бұрын
Rome was such a great series such a shame they canceled it way too soon
@alexg58712 жыл бұрын
I just rewatched both seasons and was hoping someone had made a comment like this. Well done!
@talirakerouac324810 ай бұрын
Absolutely ADORE the story you told about your old boss talking up "his team"!!!!!!!!! Been there, done that, got the T-shirt!!!!!!! 💖💖😘😘😂😂❤❤
@edoardom36773 жыл бұрын
I just love how every pokémon plushie ties with the theme of the video, like falinks here is a clear reference to the Greek and Roman army's phalanxes
@KetchupwithMaxandJose3 жыл бұрын
I try my best
@flipkiller85213 жыл бұрын
Except the Romans called it Testudo while being more mobile.
@zachgilm3 жыл бұрын
The early Roman Republic army was a Greek styled phalanx.
@RafaelGarcia0223 жыл бұрын
@@flipkiller8521 Well, not quite! Testudo is a different formation. It was indeed used and developed by Romans, but while the phalanx had everyone pointing their shields and spears in one direction, the testudo (meaning "turtle") had everyone pointing their shields and weapons in all directions. It created a dome that was near impossible to penetrate Also, to say the testudo was more mobile is a bit wrong. The testudo had the ability to move in all directions without reorganising your legion, and the phalanx needed everyone to take some time to reform if they wanted to move sideways. On the other hand a phalanx was terrifying if it charged directly at you, but the testudo required coordination and is significantly harder to charge with Edit to add: Romans used the phalanx before developing the testudo!
@telemarkaeology3 жыл бұрын
Y'know, those notes about Emperors' diets are very interesting. Emperors relied on the support of their troops to secure political power. Depending on the specific emperor, eating with the men might make them more popular, or keeping apart and revered might make them more symbolic and inspiring. The notes of populism from Hadrian are fascinating.
@Zzeppna3 жыл бұрын
Max: "whenever I hear the word Posca I think of..." Me: Posca pens! Max"... Tosca! My favourite opera" Me: oh, sure, that too
@AlexYorim3 жыл бұрын
Ditto on the marker pens.
@gabrielemanderioli21133 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: a roman legion was divided in groups of 8-10 people who shared the same tent, ate together etc. in order to promote teamwork and kinship amongst peers. HOWEVER, when decimatio had to happen, the unlucky fellas who had to be immolated were beaten to death by their same friends with whom they had shared their entire legionary days since training
@fogwar2 жыл бұрын
Yep, the contubernium! The bond that it fostered actually gave rise to a term in Latin: "contubernalis", analogous to something like "brotherhood" or "comradeship". By the days of the early empire, it was 8 men, as you say. 10 contubernia per century.
@Harril8265 Жыл бұрын
To quote Fallout: New Vegas, "It instills a certain... robust obedience."
@MarcDufresneosorusrex Жыл бұрын
name a reason why decimatio would occur
@gabrielemanderioli2113 Жыл бұрын
@@MarcDufresneosorusrex it was meant to be an exemplar punishment to instill fear and serve as a deterrent. It could happen for a number of reasons, namely insubordination or cowardice
@patriot948711 ай бұрын
Decimation happened like 4 times in the entire history of Rome. Anyone who thinks killing 10% of your military force, even semi consistently, is a good idea, is a fool.
@LukeJLB3 жыл бұрын
Vitellius: "Hello, posca seller, I'm going into battle and I want your strongest posca." Posca seller: "My posca is too strong for you, traveler." Vitellius: *puts him in irons*
@wikipediaintellectual70883 жыл бұрын
Vitellius was hardly a chad.
@wikipediaintellectual70883 жыл бұрын
@@eXa12 Nah. He was just an obviously selfish and uncharismatic leader that took the throne opportunistically and thought little of the dire consequences.
@LukeJLB3 жыл бұрын
@@wikipediaintellectual7088 Huh. No wonder he wouldn't sell him his posca.
@johannesullmann84573 жыл бұрын
@@eXa12 Who is Dahlmer?
@channelinikhususbuatliator813 жыл бұрын
@@johannesullmann8457 Jeffrey Dahmer, an American serial killer.
@randomality3 жыл бұрын
The cool part for me as a bartender is that the Posca is a precursor for modern day cocktail use of cocktail shrubs which are vinegar soaked with fruits that we use as an acid base for cocktails instead of lime or lemon juice. It's also refreshing to drink it just with soda water!
@isabellabihy86313 жыл бұрын
Posca: I remember my grandma telling that she and her relatives would drink water mixed with apple cider vinegar in hot sweltering summer when the grain was harvested or hay was made. That was around the end of WW II.
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
It works!
@flygirlfly3 жыл бұрын
Yes! And some added a pinch of ginger & sugar. a.k.a. "ginger water"
@doctorgravel85723 жыл бұрын
Switchel. I make it with a bit of molasses added to the vinegar and water.
@totallycrazystudios18013 жыл бұрын
@@flygirlfly Oh I've heard of this. It was mentioned in one of the Laura Ingalls books
@solidskullz57362 жыл бұрын
I love the Falinks plushie in the background, they’re like a little legion of Roman kirbys
@silentechoes3143 жыл бұрын
Can I just say that "who wants to feed a Legionnaire" is one of the best puns I've ever heard
@TheAsianBoyD3 жыл бұрын
When the boss comes and talks to the team was too relatable 🤣
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
We have all been there
@NickPoeschek3 жыл бұрын
I easily lost hundreds of hours to Rome:Total War, I cant wait to play the remaster and preordered it the day it went on sale. However, despite my love for Rome:Total War, I’m even more excited for a month of Roman food on Tasting History! I love the variety of this channel, but Roman recipes usually end up being my favourite.
@TastingHistory3 жыл бұрын
I seriously almost failed several classes in college because I was playing. Love that game!
@aleafar62953 жыл бұрын
The "decimatio" is even worse than we could imagine. A tenth of each cohort would be randomly selected and beaten to death by their own comrades, the soldiers of their own cohort, with who they fought and survived battles. So I'd go for the barley rations too
@nickritchie21543 жыл бұрын
Came here to point this out. Decimation was a super fucked up way to discipline an army.
@aleafar62952 жыл бұрын
@@nickritchie2154 but also super effective, so I guess they got what they wanted
@TheJzalee0262 жыл бұрын
It wasn't unique to just Roman's either. The Mongolians organized their ranks similar to how Marius would have and practiced decimation as well.
@MK_ULTRA4202 жыл бұрын
@@nickritchie2154 It was the punishment for losing a battle so it helped make sure that didn't happen as much. It's super fucked up by modern standards when soldiers can get shot or blown up at any moment even after doing everything right.
@DonPatrono2 жыл бұрын
@@MK_ULTRA420 not for losing a battle in general, decimatio was imposed onto a unit whose actions and behaviours during the course of battle were deemed to be the main responsibility and reason for the loss. Cohorts didn't get decimated just because the enemy overwhelming force managed to route you, or because the enemy landed a successful ambush, but if your unit had all the papers to win a battle (numbers, positioning etc.) and the lack of motivation or the incompetence of troops and officers caused the defeat (a badly timed charge that scatters your force, an unwarranted retreat that opens up a flank, an encircling maneuver badly performed etc.), then the commander had the authority to inflict decimatio. Now of course it's a nebulous situation at best, but it's not like it was standard to have a situation like "Oh your 80-men light infantry unit faced 300 catafracti horsemen in open terrain and chose to retreat instead of dying to the last man? Too bad, seems like you're gonna beat your friends to death as punishment"
@Bread.Brad_3 жыл бұрын
Roman food AND a joke about the IRS? Oh yeah, this video is definitely getting a like.
@JB-xl2jc3 жыл бұрын
Most of the recipes you show: "That looks really incredible, but there's no way I'm actually going to create that myself." You show pouring vinegar and water into a mug: "My time has come!"
@KetchupwithMaxandJose3 жыл бұрын
😂
@longyu93363 жыл бұрын
It tastes good actually, the red wine vinegar in its' diluted form tastes quite fruity.
@JB-xl2jc3 жыл бұрын
@@longyu9336 I did actually make it! It was decent, I certainly wouldn't drink it for just the taste on a regular basis but it wasn't bad! I'll probably mess around with spiced variants at some point.
@matasa74633 жыл бұрын
@@JB-xl2jc Add some honey or even some black currant syrup. Will make it nicer, a bit sweet and bit tangy.
@Nightriser2718283 жыл бұрын
"They really don't have a sense of humor about those things." Sounds like experience talking. 😄
@DomyTheMad420 Жыл бұрын
I respect that you could not resist the urge to make the "welcome to How to Feed a Legionaire" joke. 10/10 comedy
@pygmybugs3 жыл бұрын
As a cook for 25 years, vinegar water is great when you're working a 15 hour shift in 110 degrees.
@ladyrazorsharp3 жыл бұрын
When my dad was growing up in Florida the coach would have them take salt tablets before heading out onto the field for football practice. This was not too long before the University of Florida figured out the original “Gatorade.”
@GutnarmEVE3 жыл бұрын
Water (at non-kitchen-but-regular-room temperature) with ample lemon juice and some sea salt was my "Gatorade" in the kitchen. Even after switching to service a couple of years ago, I drink it by the liter if things get busy - and you basically put the duracell bunny to shame. Spike things with a strong espresso every few hours, and you're good for some 12h+, provided you've got a polysaccharide rich - but not too heavy - meal first to provide the energy you're burning off over time. (I'm on lockdown furlough since November, all restaurants closed etc; oh, how I almost long for those shitty shifts by now...)
@pygmybugs3 жыл бұрын
@@GutnarmEVE Feeling you, there. I've been on furlough since last March, and at this point, I wouldn't even mind cleaning up after my scatterbrained chef. My other "work Gatorade" was slamming a cup of pickle brine with my 65 year old, 4 foot tall Guatemalan abuelita dishy (Gladys, god I miss her).
@caradocapcunobelin28753 жыл бұрын
Would you mind elucidating the benefits of this drink? Both long and short term? Would be interesting.
@aaronsirkman83753 жыл бұрын
@@caradocapcunobelin2875 1: It's tasty. 2: It's got what plants crave.
@connorwinter92573 жыл бұрын
"they really don't have a sense of humor about these things" -the face of a man who has lost at least one dog to a no knock
@HodorGamingTV3 жыл бұрын
This comment killed me harder than the alphabet bois killed his dog.
@cratorcic93623 жыл бұрын
I love how Falinks is just sitting in the background like, “Yep. Sounds like my diet.”
@MikkoMurmeli3 жыл бұрын
Max, I'd love to see you make an episode of kimchi, or perhaps sauerkraut. I've been making the former at home for a while now, and it's just a great food in summer seasons or if you live in hot weather, as the liquid has a "sparky bubbly fresh" sour taste as you can expect, but very vivid too. I used to just cut and smash the ingredients but these days I use a grater for everything, even onion and garlic. And generous amount of high quality sea salt.
@ednascissorhands73983 жыл бұрын
I love how every time he mentions hardtack, he throws in that clip of him tapping them.
@chezmoi423 жыл бұрын
It never gets old. Just like hardtack.
@hannamakela69893 жыл бұрын
The emperor Caracalla = that CEO who wears a combination of a suit jacket with distressed jeans to show he really is one of the guys. ;)
@cs34733 жыл бұрын
The Bill Lumberg of Antiquity?
@hannamakela69893 жыл бұрын
@@cs3473 :)
@emmettfitz-hume94083 жыл бұрын
@@cs3473 "Gaius Publius...what's happenin'. Listen, has anyone talked to you about you about your palisade sharpening yet? We sharpen the sticks on the outside, so , if you could just go ahead and get that right from now on, that'd be grreat."
@cs34733 жыл бұрын
@@emmettfitz-hume9408 Ummmm, yeaahhhh we're going to need you to come in and conquer Dacia this weekend...
@akuleet60293 жыл бұрын
@@cs3473 Easier said than done
@hoddtoward3 жыл бұрын
This month's public bread is provided by the Capitoline Brotherhood of Millers. The Brotherhood uses only the finest flour: True Roman bread for True Romans!
@mr.mammuthusafricanavus82993 жыл бұрын
Wow sounds like it just works :P
@heavierthanairfilms3 жыл бұрын
GAIUS 🤘JULIUS🤟CAESAR☝️
@matthiasthulman40583 жыл бұрын
@@heavierthanairfilms do you know why he did those movements while speaking? I tried to look it up but I can't describe it properly
@m0osefist3 жыл бұрын
@@matthiasthulman4058 Paid orators and news callers had a specific set of hand gestures they would make, a bit like a primitive sign language so that the people in the back could sort of get the gist of what he was saying. Think of it as the worlds first closed captioning.
@matthiasthulman40583 жыл бұрын
@@m0osefist Well then, thank you. I figured it was for some sort of theatrical effect for the sake of the crowd
@jorgejavierlaborde66233 жыл бұрын
Hey Max after making this meal, I truly understood why a Roman legionaries would eat it. Currently I’m in Keto diet and I’m also an athlete. Most legionnaires would not be in such diet, they would just preserve the carbs as they understood the importance of it. This food It’s easy to maintain and to preserve it. Yet it has tons of fat and protein to get you moving easily. Idk if the Romans understood nutrition or what, but I could see the added benefit of the olive oil in such cases of extreme workout (remember this dudes marched a lot).
@eloquentsarcasm3 жыл бұрын
Max, I will never know why the KZbin gods decided to recommend your channel, but DAMN, you provide education, entertainment, and simple charm and enthusiasm. I don't know how "ancient" it is, but if you ever want to try something surprisingly simple and excellent tasting, give Kulebyaka a shot. Chef Darren McGrady (another outstanding cooking channel) got me hooked on it.
@paulreadsthebible65843 жыл бұрын
Kulebyaka dosen't seem that simple, do you not use dough and salmon?
@eloquentsarcasm3 жыл бұрын
@@paulreadsthebible6584 Simple puff pastry and a salmon fillet. The filler layer is rice, mushrooms and seasonings, optional hard boiled egg crumbled in. Commonly served with soup, but I use a little hollandaise sauce as a garnish.
@gudea52073 жыл бұрын
“Who wants to feed a legionnaire” I really don’t. I can’t imagine the “here comes the airplane” would go over very well.
@grimesdaughter90423 жыл бұрын
Ok, props to you, not many things can make me laugh, but when I imagined that picture, I laughed for a minute. 😂 Thank you for that!
@lakikrax43663 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@blackjack25263 жыл бұрын
Oh come on, you did not just paint me that mental picture.
@jacksonguillory81143 жыл бұрын
@@blackjack2526 yes he did.
@Undecid3 жыл бұрын
Someone draw this. I beg you.
@Supermunch20003 жыл бұрын
Max's giggling "guilty pleasure" face is adorable.
@bungdilly63333 жыл бұрын
I love that your almost at a million subs Max, I found you right when you had started this channel. Love the information, food and HISTORY!