Tattooing Your Face | ASMR

Once again after travelling through a rift, you find yourself in a void known as Tattoo Row, where you just so happen to meet with an individual who specializes in tattooing faces.
00:00:00 Introduction
00:02:33 Your Offer for Services Rendered
00:07:39 Available Tattoo Designs
00:14:53 Prepping Your Face & Tattoo Machine
00:25:10 Tattooing Your Eyes
00:30:42 Tattooing Your Forehead Part 1
00:35:01 Tattooing Your Face
00:40:39 Tattooing Your Forehead Part 2
00:49:51 Finishing Up
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[@hasheeshian840]

This is straight-up the best ASMR channel on the site. No stupid gimmicks, no suggestive thumbnails, etc... Just a ton of creativity, Rift hasn't produced a single flop yet.

[@mcdaviddeservesbetter8]

He don’t miss

[@laurenluther7087]

Agreed. Paul is the best!

[@99rofl]

He has a lot of passion. Greetings from Germany.

[@NotTheDAHASAG]

Aw man, time to wait for "flop(ping) asmr" vid

[@jhinenjoyer7959]

This is a fact

[@Veriox22]

ER is like that cool uncle that always has something fun to show or tell you.

[@sollitsubunaek5938]

I read this as something fun to shower tell you

[@TheGibBsterGaming]

Hence why we call him Uncle E :)

[@grammernotzi]

@Veriox22 Like ball gags and clown porn.

[@camesandwich]

@@grammernotzi wat (O_O)

[@ShadyShadok]

And who occasionally tattoos your face

[@thehermit8618]

He's no longer Uncle E. He goes by "Lil Rift" now

[@Masaki-1334]

I appreciate your comment.

[@FatefulOleander]

I’m obsessed with your name + pfp, as we all know king crimson in fact does just work

[@Masaki-1334]

@@FatefulOleander Do you like the name Drozvonivan?

[@FatefulOleander]

@@Masaki-1334 that’s badass

[@Masaki-1334]

@@FatefulOleander thank you, its romainian for little warrior.

[@foggzillajr2700]

Plot twist, it’s Rifts brother Drift.

[@s101077]

Tf lol

[@palmopolis_is_recording]

Best brother name I’ve ever heard

[@joeslacker1020]

HAHAHAHAHAH OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA howd YOU COME UP WITH THAT!?

[@kaigomai6471]

And he likes to buy his gangster clothing at a drift shop

[@foggzillajr2700]

@@kaigomai6471 exactly

[@someonerandom5641]

ER is so dedicated, he actually got the Post Malone treatment. Props to him.

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PFP.

[@orpheus7069]

Jesus Christ what is you profile picture

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

@@orpheus7069 me?

[@StrobeVII]

@@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 meme man

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

@@StrobeVII oh.

[@OzMediaOfficial]

Ahhh my boi ER is so close to 1 million! My god has it really been like.. 6/7 years of watching you?

[@OzMediaOfficial]

Apparently whispering chinface came out 8 years ago.. Jesus...

[@mrsisko9886]

@@OzMediaOfficial holy shit dude

[@Rdr2453]

@@OzMediaOfficial he has 1 mil now! But also I didn’t realise it was 8 years ago, it only feels like last night when I found that vid

[@moldbug1660]

Now he is!

[@kageokami35]

TIL Oz listens to ASMR

[@Chloenorton7269]

Plot twist this is rifts actual face and he's just been using makeup Edit: guys I just wanted to make a funny joke not start an argument also leave meorlboro cop alone he doesn't deserve this much hate for a simple reply he made

[@wolfhunter9593]

That would be funny lol

[@arturmergo]

What a twist!

[@lightningfreddie3543]

Yeah that’s funny

[@MacaqueStinx]

If only

[@Mrconfidentvrc]

If he was a rapper "Lil rift"

[@RichardDavidHodges]

Rift’s kid probably has the most clout ever. Imagine being able to tell your friends that your dad is a tattoo artist, a sales man of everything & nothing, a doctor, etc.

[@-ddeception-4103]

He has more jobs than Johnny sins

[@CaptainAries]

@@-ddeception-4103 made my day.

[@Glitchy666]

Don’t forgot literal Satan

[@alqcrtiddies8959]

He got more jobs than Barbie does 😟😟😟

[@jingbring6000]

@@-ddeception-4103 I’m very curious as to how many the two have and how close it is.

[@bobveinne2439]

Everybody has their chuckles about how real the tattoos look until he still looks like this in his next video. Edit: Well boys thankfully his face is back to his normal self.

[@Masaki-1334]

Cant wait.

[@elaw13]

I means it's a real tattoo gun...

[@jordanshepherd7168]

I hope he immediately did a handful after this to post while those were still there

[@naykayta]

@@jordanshepherd7168 that'd be ridiculous

[@jordanshepherd7168]

@@naykayta that's exactly the type of thing Uncle Rift would do tho

[@OP-Rian]

*holds up a picture of Karl Marx* “I believe his name was Socrates”

[@aaronbold8715]

@Bronzethelegend36 4 Yeah, definitely not.

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

To be fair, literally everything was banned, including history books

[@wheatgod9125]

@@aaronbold8715 true, marx was wiser

[@bardolomaios2g301]

@@wheatgod9125 gr8 b8, too bad it's too dry here to fish

[@wheatgod9125]

@@bardolomaios2g301 i’m not some internet weirdo looking for attention. it’s facts lol

[@jaimeabengoechea8463]

Let’s be fair ER must have been STRUGGLING to NOT make this the TATOO MAN

[@AdmiraldPeroxide]

It is , he said “voids”

[@perrycoffey5410]

It's tattoo

[@patrack9832]

I’m gonna need Film Theory to make an Ephemeral Rift timeline.

[@benjamim8046]

Shut up and take my money🙏🏻 💵

[@deklynbutler2267]

@@benjamim8046 i agree bro xD

[@theunrelatedbot8245]

it would be awsome to have something like that

[@MaryCharlise]

I think that this one works perfectly in After The Flash line

[@cr6458]

I feel like Rift must be one of the coolest dads. Either that or he's like... unbearably cringe but loved in retrospect

[@beal728]

He is the one telling these awful puns or dumb jokes and is very goofy

[@samholding9380]

10/10 best dad ever, no question

[@jingbring6000]

Coolest dad but still knows a great many puns

[@catchingtheshot1333]

Judging from the suicide talk asmr 5 years ago he is the cool one

[@TheMuteStreamer]

@@catchingtheshot1333 or the new " how to grill your shelf "

[@brandenduguay4655]

I love how the only colored tattoo (thats not black) on his face is a low battery

[@shinsuu777]

my mn l m pou m miul lo

[@TapDaKart]

@@shinsuu777 I agree

[@friendisnthere]

@@shinsuu777 100% based and redpilled.

[@eeljai2048]

@@shinsuu777 that’s a bit to political buddy

[@evgamer2433]

@@shinsuu777 dude what the hell

[@xc6603]

Rift: I like to be clean and hygienic as possible Also Rift, not even 10 minutes ago: Uses partially, Debated clean sock to wipe our face

[@thelivingcat0210]

The nwo probably banned towels and wipes

[@xc6603]

@@thelivingcat0210 can they ban depression too? cause I'm really fucking tired of being lonely and depressed.

[@somedude7868]

The world needs more tatoo artists who are just like "yup sounds like a bad life choice, lets do it"

[@perrycoffey5410]

It's tattoo

[@TDragonus]

Mmm, I see. So when's your album dropping on soundcloud, rift?

[@smithscullyx]

me and my comrades are on our way to get our "socrates" tattoos

[@JoeSwanson9]

ER: _completely normal_ Also ER: *listens to Post Malone one time*

[@guth5060]

kinda sus

[@_Scoff_]

Kinda sus

[@jordanshepherd7168]

Completely normal?

[@jordanshepherd7168]

Sus amogus

[@dannydunham2449]

Rift will find any excuse to use the word "caruncle", huh?

[@aegisletum1167]

John carpenters “The Thing” is hands down one of the best horror movies of all time.

[@christopherterzakos6118]

I agree

[@fordsrest]

what you mean horror movie? its a documentary

[@apmfer]

Og Texas chainsaw is the goat of horror like rly fckin good

[@gusthechicken4747]

@@apmfer 2 is better

[@itsyaboimason7069]

I hope we can see the rubber chicken head reunited with its body at some point.

[@darkzer0670]

"John Carpenters The Thing. I've heard a lot about this documentary." 😆😂🤣

[@tekkenbekken]

My man looks like he had a fight with a printer and lost

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Excellent comment 😂💀🎯

[@tekkenbekken]

Hehe it just came to me 😂

[@metalmad8978]

I can't believe he actually acquired a tattoo machine for this. I love how dedicated Rift is to his craft. And it's a bloody talented craft!

[@TehKitteh01]

The low battery tattoo on his forehead is the best one.

[@MARS-ht7qu]

Best asmrtist I've followed ever Been following for a about for years now and always liking the content This guy has some serious inventive

[@Gumperthehumper]

It’s kinda disappointing that in 3 years he’s only gained 460k subs. people just don’t want to try new things

[@jpfootballs]

@@Gumperthehumper 100k+ a year isn’t nothing to scoff at, especially for an alternative asmr channel

[@kseniaixbalam2826]

The rubber chicken head is the most treasured thing!

[@nickc6570]

depends which void you're in, not worth much in these parts

[@_thathoodwitch]

*taps match stick* “Yeah I can definitely take that and I will tattoo your entire face” I love this 😂😂

[@jedimasterrylan]

I second the notion for a Skyrim role play. The pure asmr to be had with a simple “eeeeeeverythings for sale my friend, everything’s for sale”

[@dutchvanderlinde7348]

The fact that he refers to the thing as a documentary is mildly alarming

[@juggernautz181]

if i wake up with actual tattoos on my face i swear to god

[@Wicked_maniac]

Yes, uncle E will be breaking into everyone’s house and giving them tattoos in they sleep, I got a tatto of Corvus clemins

[@mglouise97]

KURUNKLE IS BACK!!!!!!! ITS MY FAVORITE UNLE E TRIGGER

[@exittierone]

You mean caruncle?

[@atlas4765]

6:18 - it's now my fav too :)

[@jaredeleson1428]

You mean cringe?

[@Ignismari]

He looks like generic UFC 4 created fighter. Still I adore his passion in creating videos.

[@KaylinKatastrophic]

This is the most realistic tattoo ASMR I've ever watched, because you even get the wiping right after tattooing for a little bit. This was really good for losing myself into and relaxing, well done!

[@palmopolis_is_recording]

Does anyone else just watch these in the middle of the day? Like, if I’m bored, ER. If I’m hungry, get food and watch ER. It’s just a process that might seem strange to people, I donno.

[@GreenRabitWorld]

That “low battery” one isn’t bad lol

[@MrAwesomeMatty]

The song "Tattoo" by Weird Al comes to mind watching this.

[@alexcobalt6302]

Can you give a link, if it is possible, please?)

[@isetmfriendsofire]

"Another Tattoo" is the full name

[@isetmfriendsofire]

@@alexcobalt6302 Just type "weird al another tattoo" and it will pop up

[@alexcobalt6302]

@@isetmfriendsofire yea, thanx, it was really weird)) but not bad

[@_cyanite]

when he called The Thing a documentary. gold

[@yukzees1792]

I don't just come for the tingles, I come for this man's big brain when it comes to making asmr. Great vid my dude!

[@sigmanerd8553]

His face looks like the table in the back of class

[@sketchpad7116]

Ah yes, I would love to watch myself a jolly good show of "Richard and Mortimer". I always have myself a jolly good laugh and sometimes, this tis a bit embarrassing, but I do spill my tea when I have too much of a laugh!

[@squatcurldeadlift7346]

Lmao

[@c_beau]

I wish you would compile the “what you have to offer” sections of every video because the tingles from those sections are like none other

[@Sorin96]

Only 10k left and then uncle e has reached 1 Million Subscribers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@joshlee350]

I came from 4 parallel universes away to this void in the middle of nowhere just to get a tattoo. It was worth it of course.

[@FFrogMilk]

Uncle E, there’s a little something on your face

[@farfetchedfarade3197]

MAN I GET TO ENJOY THE UNIQUE ASPECTS OF A BEAUTIFUL FACE TATTOO WITH NONE OF THE PERMANENT ASPECTS OR SOCIAL REPERCUSSIONS! HOW GREAT!

[@camsov8408]

Best ER video of 2021

[@Marfius_Au_Marfongus]

What if everyone on this world is actually a clone of “the man” and the ones that are doing jobs and stuff are extras that didn’t get anything to give to people

[@daisyreyes3450]

I love how he can say the funniest shit and remain with a straight face ,🤣

[@stevewinkleburg5300]

Years ago when ER was only at a fraction of his popularity, now he is about to hit a million

[@mystiqueedge]

18:32 "I like to be as clean and hygienic as possible" says the person who wiped your face down with a "sorta clean" sock

[@Wuuuuuush]

Imagine someone walks up to you with “lower five” tattooed on their eyeball

[@oblivionwriter]

I get it!

[@valarian4423]

oblivionwriter I don’t. Help pls?

[@oblivionwriter]

@@valarian4423 it's a demon slayer reference

[@JasonVoorhees-os1uf]

Jason approves this video

[@JAYV45_]

Ki ki ki ma ma ma

[@brandenduguay4655]

Nice you found a phone at the bottom of camp crystal lakes, lake

[@JasonVoorhees-os1uf]

@@brandenduguay4655 Who said I was still down there…..

[@AS-bu9rw]

@@JasonVoorhees-os1uf your mom

[@Figyrf]

@@AS-bu9rw ah you must have asked joe

[@rjs3590]

ER is def top 3 ASMR artists.

[@elteay1]

I absolutely lost it when he pulled out the whole ass Declaration of Independence. Funniest shit I've seen on YT in a while.

[@Beat_2004]

First the normal symbols you'd expect from any other tattooist and then this came up

[@cowbelleyt5396]

No regerts watching this over and over again!

[@marioskatsaros7837]

Am I the only one who would love to play an MMO based on ER’s Universe?

[@RadioDadJokes]

The sheer diversity of ideas (as well as the fantastic quality of course) in Rift's videos is astonishing. You never know what's coming next! No one deserves 1,000,000 subs more - and then some.

[@creamatory]

Okay but ER looks great with those tats we can't lie

[@jjaayy3063]

I love how sanitary it is especially the sock very clean 10/10

[@benleysens9802]

Tell Corvus I like his void.

[@Supunky_monkey]

"I like to be as clean and hygienic as possible" *uses an old sock to clean an area*

[@wafflenomous1872]

One of the best sounds in the world

[@dox.K]

Day by day, we are closing in on 1 million. In no time, we are going to get there. That’s a huge mile milestone and you deserve it Paul.

[@FantFrei]

as an tattoo artist i feel represented and appreciate this video greatly 🖤🖤🖤

[@molodoy..]

Can you tattoo the Declaration of Independence on my left iris? Im ready to pay you 2 matches and single fold cut off from jeans

[@braunstein5645]

For some reason this is my favorite video on this channel

[@quay8561]

Day 10 of asking for a grey beards Skyrim role play

[@thomastarver6684]

Same man

[@lightningfreddie3543]

I have been watching you rift for about 2 years now and I watch you every night to help me sleep and you are the best asmr person I have ever listened to

[@Justa_Guy_YT]

I can’t wait to see historians in 500 years calling The Thing a documentary.

[@tosking8143]

man i really enjoy your channel, i wish i could hug you and say how great my night is whit your videos

[@ouchiegiverjr]

That probably took so damn long, respect for always making cool ass ways to make me fall asleep.

[@SpyrotheDragon97]

Cant believe ER went through all the trouble and cost to get his face tattooed for this video, the dedication is astounding

[@brandenduguay4655]

I dont know if you are joking and the joke went straight over my head but its a pretty big chance that before this video he put on those heat enabled tattoos

[@molodoy..]

@@brandenduguay4655 No way!!! It’s ER we talking about, he got them for real! You’ll see

[@rawr3436]

Did I miss something ? Or why does Uncle E have a Tattoo Gun and knows how set it up correctly ??

[@DuKbuK2]

...huh...

[@fordsrest]

how do you think he got all those face tattoos? he learned how to use a tattoo gun

[@rawr3436]

@@fordsrest oh man, U r right, thats so cool xD

[@McDoubleWithCheese]

Real quick. If you want tattoos and you're getting it done, never refer to the tattoo machine as a tattoo "gun" a LOT of artist hate that. Its like calling a biker club a "gang"

[@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown]

@@McDoubleWithCheese Then what is more acceptable to call it?

[@killstreakz7766]

The little piece of the star on his cheek thats falling off is just simply a 😤 moment

[@DarkWallay]

WOOO! The road to one million subscribers!

[@seymour2113]

Nothing but pure respect for this man

[@mkp7631]

The Declaration of Independence Part had me dead 😂

[@karimsameh7354]

As always i didnt expect this at all but i am here for it.

[@Br0ke67]

Cmon guys 10k subs left to go let’s get this man to 1 million!!!!

[@autumnbranscome1741]

As some one who has a lot of tattoos I wish it was this easy, painless and relaxing LOL!! Thanks for the tingles

[@isit5a.malready828]

Imo this is basic and simple for someone like Rift considering his previous ideas! His video's are literally filled with creativity.

[@user-bx4xt8cv1o]

I love the effort he puts into his vids

[@unrealjay6159]

so close to 1 million subs. you got it rift !

[@DankSpoony]

I'm so prepared for ER to do anything that I can see his face covered in temporary tattoos and just think, "Yeah, that's some classic ER shit right there"

[@vewitched5288]

Uncle Rift looks like he’s ready to drop his first rap on soundcloud 🙌

[@ew3863]

so happy with my new face tattoos

[@cristianacriss7082]

How can i fall asleep to this, cause I'm laughing like crazy 😅 Gotta love ER ❤

[@pugletanimations5785]

This is an interesting development, as now we may not be able to tell who is and isn't an NWO official.

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

If the NWO doesn’t either, then it’s all good

[@August-argleben]

This is both relaxing and comedic gold.

[@gavelpusak]

Man I’ve been waiting for this one

[@hectorthomsen]

greatest asmr artist of all time hands down

[@masteroogway3805]

So dedicated to the video that he permanently tatted his face and has to live with It for the rest of his life.

[@HippieChick_16]

Ikr he’s so dedicated😿😿😿😿😿😩😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤗🤗😣😣😣🦶🏻

[@coenvdb6032]

ER tattoos his entire face for a video, now thats what I call dedication!

[@JePaKy66]

SO CLOSE TO A MILLION

[@pocketedgrass]

1:01 "Allow myself to introduce myself to you"

[@ShadowCim]

Never thought a tattoo pen could give such tingles, and yet here we are

[@arcanya]

Every video I watch from this man, I just ask myself : When will his creativity stops ? I guess it will continue infinitely like the void

[@HeathBlair]

As soon as I pull up this video I got an ad about the 2nd annual Dallas Tattoo event show. Don’t have any tattoos but that’s good to know there is one in the DFW area

[@xendorfdotinc4749]

i felt the sound of the machine in my nerve endings- such a great video