Taylor Tomlinson Can't Get Enough Underconsumption

[@frederickheard2022]

Chris Fleming looks like Weird Al is playing Daniel Radcliffe

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

OMG, that's exactly what he looks like!

[@Littlebigtime]

🙏 thank you for this comment

[@blaze556922]

That was funny and the fact that you came up with that quickly means you're funnier than any of the people on this panel. I just found out they all get these questions in advance and get to write jokes ..

[@sasukesarutobi3862]

I wonder what it would look like if Daniel Radcliffe played Weird Al

[@comosellama5287]

😂

[@dahlkesong9120]

Wow. Taylor’s monologues keep getting better and better.

[@landonewts]

I agree. Of course she was a standup comedian before CBS gave her the show, I’m glad they’re letting her shine doing what she’s good at. She’s just so cool, likable and funny

[@SheilaBrewst]

Shout out to her monologue writer, past guest Sophie Buddle!

[@jaredknapp8886]

I figured she's grow into it.

[@Aelffwynn]

After Taylor said the joke about twins, that, "YEAH!" really sounded like someone with a long-withheld contempt for twins finally getting some catharsis 💀

[@barbiedagger]

this lineup is the little treat that’s holding my week together

[@Bryan-zt3hr]

Same

[@showersinger38]

I clicked for Chris Flemming and also got Gillian Jacobs and ALASKA?!?!!?!

[@callydecherd]

RIGHT?? Why hasn't this been on my algorithm sooner?

[@Boba_Baggins]

Im a Alaska sun, Gillian moon, Chris Rising.

[@calamariikid]

I came to the comments to say the same thing LOL

[@ndjjiekkskkejjr]

Right like ALASKA HELLO??

[@threepiecefishandchips]

Alaska coming out and using *every last bit* of that camera time, that's how it's done

[@jauxro]

Which audience member was getting REALLY enthusiastic about killing one property brother every hour 😂 -

[@finchcarvingadiamond]

YEAH!

[@shynye]

I saw Chris Fleming and clicked so fast 😊 this monologue was the best btw

[@habba929]

Thx @fter midnight for introducing Chris Fleming to me! Didn't know i needed him in my life or even know of him before, but he kills it every time he's on.

[@knifefght]

My life is divided into two parts: Before Chris and After Chris

[@randyrj9357]

@ChrisFlemming is a delight!

[@lubnachitalwalla]

Watch him on Lovett or Leave It! He is awesome, always.

[@parkerhicks3920]

Girl, you need to watch his Gayle series. It is a work of deeply weird art

[@SiSi-xg1hk]

​@@parkerhicks3920 Yes, everyone needs to see his Gayle Waters Waters series

[@meganchambers8108]

"Taylor, did you buy too many yachts again?" Nah we all know she spent all her money on various items worn by Hugh Jackman XD

[@randyrj9357]

My security question for @Taylor_Tomlinson: "What have you been putting in your glove box?"

[@haleymist09]

Lol! Or american girl dolls!

[@a_d_a_m]

I can’t believe I just saw a message to buy less on a corporate media channel but I’m thankful and glad it happened 😅

[@fawng8017]

CHRIS FLEMING? Another winning choice

[@jauxro]

THIS is how I'm finding out Alaska Thunderfuck's SFW show surname is "5000" 😭😭????

[@swiftlymurmurs]

I think she's been using that one for a while actually, no idea where it came from

[@electr.cdreammachine]

It was at the end of her name originally I think no? Part of being an alien?

[@fenestrapain]

Yeah, her whole name is Alaska thunderfuck 5000. I do like that katya calls her Alaska thunderfun.

[@iiteke]

@@swiftlymurmurs i think 5000 was bc she named her drag daughter Petunia Bonapart 5000 and she liked the 5000, so she added it to her name too

[@alexia2099]

Craig Ferguson must be proud that someone still mocks CBS any chance they get

[@h0lly_blue]

god I hope he's a guest on here one of these days

[@dielaughing73]

CBS CARES

[@tiffanyygrace]

Get Craig as a guest please!

[@angelaglaros]

@@tiffanyygraceWhen he was a guest on the old @ midnight, I laughed so hard I had an asthma attack

[@timhilton7254]

Craig, Josh Robert Thompson, and Thomas Lennon.

[@haleymist09]

Chris making Taylor laugh the most is so sweet ❤

[@peewee139]

i love it when alaska’s full drag name is censored because she’s on tv. for those who don’t know, her drag name is Alaska Thunderf*** 5000

[@jeffolson4803]

Taylor is going CRAZY with the points these days honestly

[@OhNoRh1no]

Chris is a gift to humanity

[@Erickso25]

This guest line up feels like ya'll spied on my algorithm - I'm not complaining!

[@Anzy.99]

I was like "Who's Alaska 5000?" ma'am, that's Aladka Thunderfuck

[@louisac8160]

technically her full name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 but obvi the Thunderfuck part isn't safe for live tv so usually they take it out

[@NameRealperson]

Dry shampoo aside, 'under consumption core' is just living like my grandparents did

[@angelaglaros]

Right? My grandma cut up her junk mail for grocery lists.

[@jv-lk7bc]

Gen X called it DIY. Do It Yourself. its a way of life.

[@valeriekhall]

@@angelaglaros My Christmas gifts from one Great-Aunt & Great-Uncle were always wrapped in the "funnies." (That's what we called the comics section that comes in every Sunday newspaper, for you Gen Alpha's who've never read a newspaper.)

[@margaretforsey7763]

It’s how I live now, as I live on a low income.

[@loverrlee]

So glad they rebranded “poor” to ✨underconsumption-core✨

[@supernova622]

You don't have to be poor to opt out of buying bullshit

[@hallief8390]

frrrrrr, been doing it my whole life apparently

[@alexandertucker6140]

Egg guillotine is my new favorite word😂😂😂😂😂

[@Palidine4M0O]

it FAILED horribly, the White was still attached to the shell, wtf ?!@

[@norajackson6717]

Wanna know what it's actually called?? Bc we spent a whole 20 minutes on it in my German class. Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher. Not kidding. I love compound nouns.

[@valeriekhall]

@@norajackson6717 I love you for sharing another one for the collection!

[@jonassamuelschoeller]

​@@norajackson6717 I was looking for that comment. XD Not that egg guillotine isn't the perfect word for that thing but how would you translate this monstrosity of a noun? :D

[@AdrianColley]

Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher = egg decapitator. Breaking it down: Eierschalen = eggshells Sollbruchstellen = breaking point Versursacher = causer Breaking it down further: Eier = eggs Schalen = shells Soll = should Bruch = break Stellen = place Ver = en- Ur = origin Sache = thing German is an engineer's language.

[@juniperlee6475]

What a fun panel! Chris is wonderfully funny, even though he is stuck behind a podium instead of his preferred environment of pacing incessantly and discovering new yoga poses while holding a microphone

[@theeviljames]

Totally nailing it, Taylor (and guests)!

[@dinkdadink]

Really hope the show progresses to WWE style walkouts to introduce the panelists

[@Fgurs]

this is such a powerful gay lineup god bless

[@lemony3719]

Gillian is back 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[@Tonyhouse1168]

We’re not breaking up, I’m just exploring my solo phase.

[@PaulADAigle]

Underconsumption Core? That's commonplace poor. Torn towels? That was our usual rags, used as washcloths. Homemade dry shampoo? I've never needed dry shampoo, but we've setup methods to collect the remainder shampoo to be mix together. Hand-me-down furniture? I don't remember every buying new furniture.

[@itoobable]

I can live surprisingly well off this society's garbage! People often say, Wow, I love your place!!" ,my response, "Thanks its all garbage" lol Long live the FREE box!!!

[@maryrosekent8223]

Gillian is the cutest Santa elf ever!

[@phoenixyfriend]

Chris! Chris is back!

[@EudaemoniusMarkII]

I LOVE that this show is very, YES AND...!!

[@rk6032]

I like how Taylor has started dishing out the points like they don't matter...

[@jv-lk7bc]

to remind us they don't matter. Join the Church of Stop Competing

[@AdrianColley]

They kind of matter. They're mainly for entertainment.

[@rk6032]

@@AdrianColley It was a Whose Line reference.

[@padawanduck]

lmao i actual see the girl with the janky laptop cord a lot on my fyp, usually i like her stuff but people were definitely in the comments telling her it was a fire hazard.

[@davidlane256]

Lol. Watching on KZbin and I NEED two Taylors.

[@godnoble]

The point inflation on this show is incredible.

[@richpeltier9519]

Chris was clearly doing a Kiwi accent, just to test y'all and ya FAILED!

[@jv-lk7bc]

Gillian so nailed the influencer.

[@angelaglaros]

Chris Fleming makes me want to listen to REO Speedwagon again

[@guidoferri8683]

Chris never disappoints

[@peewee139]

i love it when rugirls get on the show

[@fantagemagorical]

Dream blunt rotation oh my god

[@JeffSchall]

4:20 - Actually, electrical tape works fine to insulate torn cables (especially when it's a minor tear). Does it look ghetto AF? Yeah. But does it save you money? Also, yeah. 60 feet of 3/4 inch electrical tape is $0.88 at Walmart. 🤓

[@AdrianColley]

That's only true in the case where a single conductor has been exposed. If two different conductors are exposed, wrapping them together in tape is a way to close the circuit. I mean, you can still repair it, but at that point you should wrap each conductor separately.

[@JeffSchall]

@@AdrianColley Well, duh, yeah, of course... Pshaw! lol

[@dreamsygy777]

Dream comedian line up omg alaskaaaaaaaaaaa

[@Wayzor_]

you need to get out more

[@Mallowolf]

Amazing lineup ❤😂

[@Turtlpwr]

I wish gen z stopped adding “core” to things that already exist and thinking they invented a whole new thing.

[@chaosdream21]

What? It's just them nailing coincore.

[@kindseyvaughn8667]

Couldn’t tell what that skincare was, but everyone needs a cleanser and sunscreen so impossible to have just one product.

[@sweetlorikeet]

Those shorts are the best prize so far

[@rainbownerladybounce]

Chris Fleming, Alaska, Gillian, and a tweet by Adam? I love it

[@Sam-lc6vh]

I’m German so there’s already an egg guillotine in my kitchen but honestly more often than not it’s more convenient to peel/crack an egg normally than to go get it

[@karendinkel9040]

Gillian looks like Christmas in July 🌲

[@runningcow]

I got a Christmas time for me! I got a Christmas time for a tree!

[@pb_and_nutella]

I liked the monologue but it also gave me strong Ellen vibes, this is exactly the kind of thing she would have started her show with

[@Nerodia_Rhombifer]

INSANE cast

[@BlindZubat]

God, wasn’t expecting Adam here.

[@sherdance_]

Loving these Taylor monologues!

[@revoltrebeldestroy]

So glad the public is finally being exposed to Chris. Truely the Chappell Roan of Comedians.

[@jamiepoulton9126]

omg it finally happened chris fleming and taylor tomlinson on the same stage

[@chaosdream21]

How I know Taylor has never seen Community is that she doesn't fangirl over Gillian Jacobs

[@TaddyMasonn]

Oh, Brittas in this. 🙄 I can't wait for the community movie 😍. #7seasonsandamovie

[@h0lly_blue]

*_pizza pizza go in tummy me so hungy me so hungy_*

[@karendinkel9040]

Is there a movie??

[@TaddyMasonn]

@karendinkel9040 yea there making a movie which should be out within a year. I know the prophecy is full filled with 6 seasons and a movie, but if we could just get them to do 1 more season cause season 6 was not the way to end it.

[@lsmc8909]

Taylor’s got a really heavy hand on the points button tonight. But I don’t think Gillian is getting her fair share.

[@m0L3ify]

"That was Australian?" is going to keep Chris awake at 2am for the rest of his life 😂

[@QuikVidGuy]

I mean, 2/3 of those under-consumption videos looked alright. My family uses chopped up old towels and hand-me-downs, but... how do you make your own dry shampoo?

[@babettevlogt5166]

this might be the best dressed cast on a talkshow EVER

[@benchiaase]

Gillian! ❤

[@freyaegrey]

That’s called being poor. I’m really good at it.

[@hander929]

It's actually Alaska Thunderf*ck 5000 but the Thunderf*ck is silent here on youtube.

[@10-OSwords]

Aww; a racoon with a stethoscope.

[@sarahissomewhere]

Best lineup ❤

[@NewbiaLeogetti]

you call it an egg guillotine, I call it an eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher, tomayto tomahto

[@spectralboardgamer]

I was waiting for the girl in the video to say the correct name - alas... ;-)

[@cbpd89]

If you want me to click on a video it's pretty easy, just put Chris Fleming in the thumbnail.

[@ballman2010]

Say what you will, I preferred Taylor Tea before they changed the recipe 🤷

[@brainfaucet]

Damn! Knives are out LOL Sharp AF 🔪

[@Palidine4M0O]

What is that gd material of that suit, is it actually made of felt?

[@anniebell6846]

Gillian looks like she’s about to perform in Riversance

[@lizwrites2463]

I will watch anything that includes Chris Fleming

[@professionalbummer3274]

I'm here for Chris Fleming and Chris Fleming only, I do not know a single other person including the host

[@chaosdream21]

OH BRITTAS IN THIS?

[@susanlilly3190]

Omg. The thing that takes the top of the eggshell of has the crasiest name. It is called " Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher" . I don't use it but I just love it's name even if it is unessesary long and kinda stupid. Greetings from Germany.

[@JB-yr4kv]

Yay Alaska!!!

[@john2477]

SymphonyCore: The music kids in your school will say, "I'm felling so mezzo today." or, "Just put a fermata on that thought." or, "ritardando my man!"

[@veronicabrown2328]

Chris Fleming is watching sustainableme 😂

[@jay-rene992]

liking for that cropped jacket

[@TakeMeToYourLida]

Omg is that a MagSafe adapter? She probably couldn’t get a replacement, those are ancient 😂

[@MacCrocodile82]

I NEED THE EGG GUILLOTINE

[@AdrianColley]

I have one, it's awesome, and I'm thrilled to see it on this show.

[@MichaelBrown-rb9ry]

When do we get a tournament of champions?

[@TheYorkRose]

Makeup drawer and pantsuit wardrobe aren't goals for me. That raccoon is.

[@famousgoldentouch]

I love the show and I’m hyped for s2 - but after watching all clips, this show is also kinda like: taylor says you’re not funny without saying it….

[@RaccoonInACocoon]

Shoutout to the Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

[@AbbasPardawala]

I need a pair Joosi shorts. Google, please do your thing and start showing me some targeted ads

[@angelaglaros]

Oops, I follow that woman with the old charging cord

[@AdrianColley]

Report back to us when she starts recording from a new home with a look of regret.

[@adriaanvanderzee9325]

BRITTA FOR THE WINNNN

[@elained832]

GAYLE WATERS-WATERS!

[@TheNewTerrific20]

8:30 Sly Cooper has really let himself go after his movie and 5th game got cancelled.

[@agentid36]

As much as I hate to say it, the word on those shorts is pronounce "jussy", exactly as you'd imagine.

[@AdrianColley]

So long as it doesn't say "Smoulet" on the other side, I think it's OK.

[@IlIlllIllIlIIIll]

Taylor's new hand motion for introducing guests means that someone told her to change it. And like, I'm not trying to start a flame war, but I liked the old way. :( Edit: lol I typed that out after seeing the first two hand motions, but now I've seen the third and don't know what to think. Love that third one Taylor!

[@AdrianColley]

Or... Maybe she just decided to change it up. Because that's normal.

[@JasminMiettunen]

Love the third one? Didn’t she do the same thing for each of them? I'm lost

[@HeraldOfBadger]

i have the egg guillotine, its not very good

[@lynnstlaurent6789]

Thanks for saving me a dollar

[@AdrianColley]

Skill issue

[@alexandrialandon9104]

You should try being poor uh I mean underconsumptioncore

[@PumpkinMozie]

This shouldn’t be a trend though. It should just be normal.

[@zerania9514]

In germany we call the egg thing "Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher" xD

[@itoobable]

...which probably translates to 'metal ball drops down a rod and cracks egg perfectly every time". (I've heard German just strings a bunch of words together )

[@KityKatKiller]

​@@itoobable'Eggshell predetermined breaking point causer' would be the litteral translation. Yeah, long german words essentially are just nouns strung together, we just leave the space away between them. Other than that it's basically the same as in english.

[@itoobable]

@@KityKatKiller omg, that is WAY better than i imagined hahaha thanks for sharing! language is awesome :)

[@bobidou23]

oh shoot her tour's going to Oxnard!!

[@AdrianColley]

The published points for the tour cover the area between Oxnard and Toronto. It's not exactly world-spanning but maybe she just hates long distance flights.