Taylor Tomlinson Stand-Up

[@stevehofstetter]

Taylor is one of the best rising comedians out there. I give it three years til the theatre tour.

[@annietrason6538]

I love you.

[@patron5460]

Steve Hofstetter hey I’m subbed to you!!!!!

[@coltwilson3271]

She's going to have to take the title from Hinchcliffe. Comedymania 2018!

[@daviddowney717]

I saw her on netflix man .. her set was DESTRUCTIVE

[@gregglass4796]

Steve Hofstetter s. s s DC.

[@carlako3238]

"I'm in my 20s. I can't do anything right now. I have to wait until I get better." This is how I'm describing my life

[@cosmicraccoon_]

Carlako32 “like a virus, you just have to wait until you get better.” Have been having a bad day and this really summed life up and made me laugh. Thank youuu, Taylor.

[@sugarnads]

Being in your 20s is biologically when youre SUPPOSED to have children.

[@idrathernot-life5760]

...well now it's how a lot of ppl are 😅🙂🙃🙁☹️

[@melissaCgreenwood]

The Mongoose Lol, I'm all dried up, good for me. It's great, men stop paying attention to me when I hit my 30s. That awful part of my life is over. Single and quiet for life. 😀

[@centerfield6339]

This was brilliant.

[@meghanlkelly_5870]

“Trying so hard to MATTER” lol yes.

[@medic8377]

"this isn't gonna work out, but let's just enjoy this first part where we're hooking up in cars and pretending he's not poor!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bwdrums1]

This young lady is a natural. She's only 23 and has been doing this for years already ! Confidence, delivery and material way beyond her years.

[@comdrive3865]

It comes to her naturally, I'm sure she'd disagree and just say "I love my parents, they made me"

[@redhead5222]

"I just used a fast food napkin as toilet paper." This girl saw COVID-19 coming lol

[@LammasDeluge]

Except now so many establishments are either closed or have reduced hours so all us broke people are cherishing those fast food napkins instead of complaining about having to use them lol

[@xDNYEx]

She has a podcast called Self-Helpless and it's really good!

[@isaiah779]

Thank you for sharing it!!!

[@blackanimecat2]

Oh shit! Thanks

[@timothyfloogle]

Thank's for the recommendation

[@830JJ]

Thanks for sharing...i started listening on my drive to work. 👍🏾👍🏾

[@elmaasio8736]

Thanks!

[@Allagi22]

She's truly funny. She has original jokes. She has stage presence. She has delivery. She has confidence. And more than all of that, she tells her jokes WELL. Those are all very rare in a comedian this young. I expect Taylor Tomlinson to have her own HBO/Showtime/Netflix special very soon. SERIOUSLY funny and talented.

[@jingle1833]

She does NOW YAY

[@mkechandler5776]

Good call

[@karl-rickbizoza2029]

Being in your 20s is like having a virus, you can’t do anything you just wait. I think she meant the 2020s.

[@helens-d1773]

Yeah that aged like milk

[@sanjayraju988]

Especially when she said the line about using fast food napkins as toilet paper, I bet some people are actually doing that right about now.

[@YAndrewWang]

@@helens-d1773 More like wine

[@jupii17]

@@YAndrewWang wine ages better than 2020 does

[@NIDELLANEUM]

Being in my 20s when an actual virus is around, I feel like that comment was so real

[@janetttyminski7295]

What makes Taylor so good is her genuineness & vulnerability…plus a sweet expressive face & excellent comedic timing.

[@molliemcmullan9187]

“What’s her name? Salmonella?” I CACKLED

[@jordanco7380]

"Who gave you a glue gun? What did you make??" Lmfaoooo

[@marissad6099]

Taylor Tomlinson is one of the funniest people working in comedy today - love her standup in general, and she killed this set!

[@mrsinistertoyou]

Then why were so few people laughing? You all need to see Jimmy Carr, a comedian who can actually make the audience laugh.

[@brette6854]

disagree. there are about 100 other people working in comedy today I can think of that are funnier than her.

[@LauraMcCullough83]

Agree

[@pigebarn]

mrsinistertoyou, Jimmy Carr is often way out of line! Picking on people who are not “within his standards”. He’s an a**!

[@jdguitar1040]

@@pigebarn Don't know anything about Jimmy Carr, but it's relatively clear that mrsinistertoyou is something of a dick. Tomlinson is killin'. Both of her Netflix specials are fucking hilarious. She's boss...

[@dredyoung1]

That sleeping under warm laundry sounds awesome. I'm going to do that.

[@bho-lj1jk]

Working boomer wisdom: before going out to de-ice the car on frosty morn, toss the jacket in the dryer for ten minutes.

[@Cryptonymicus]

Get a flannel blanket. Same effect.

[@couchpotatoe91]

Warm your towel for after the shower in the dryer or over the heater, it's awesome! Also your partner will thank you for it!

[@owendaulton9316]

@@bho-lj1jk Thank you for this, I'll need to try it

[@jsilva7005]

@@couchpotatoe91 yeah but you have to take the towel out of the dryer before you shower. Won't it not be warm by the time I get out of the shower?

[@laurarozamunda]

It's a talent to be funny without cussing and offending everyone 😂👏

[@blocpartyrocker]

Laura R is that the standard for comedy these days? i enjoyed her stand up, but not for those reasons.

[@manguy2000]

True Story. Sadly though there is always someone offended..you can't spend all your time worrying about it..if someone is offended, they have made that choice. They have to deal with it..they can't ask everyone else around them to change.

[@sararadley7189]

Laura R what's wrong with cussing? If on late night telly

[@Thelastusernameavailable]

Laura R i totally aggree. Classy girl :)

[@wubranch1]

Laura R no it’s a skill, and a choice. You are either willing work clean or not.

[@colevowell9212]

Just going through the motions like an atheist on Christmas with their family 😂

[@Toutvids]

I can relate, being an atheist and all.....

[@Roy-cz7nu]

That's actually good..

[@hyperpress]

i'm an atheist and she isn't taking into account my feelings #offensive

[@rileymclellan8953]

I mean I’m an atheist but my parents know it so I don’t have to pretend

[@TheKnightBlade4]

We get it, you're an atheist...

[@NewMessage]

"Trying so hard to matter.." Dead.

[@_aiko020]

"Just trying so hard to MATTER" holy shi- I actually laughed out loud

[@awesomesharkhand1876]

“Being in your 20s is like a virus, you just have to wait until you're better.” Well that certainly sums up how 2020 is going.

[@husnyc]

“oaaughhh ... it has potential!”

[@SuperSydz]

Husna Mirza i read this one AS she said it FUCK that was so funny

[@airport862]

She is a capable and well established comedian despite her youth.

[@GenesisSol]

air port That was a statement, yes

[@Allagi22]

Agreed, has legit comedy chops. You don't see this kind of talent this young often at all. She is going places for sure.

[@DomingoLiu]

She should write a memoir

[@ashleya3731]

Remove those last 3 words and that could be a complement lol

[@loh.22]

Only a male would make a comment like that

[@ThePingvin61]

Love that her jokes and references are for people who lived through 80s and 90s. She was a toddler at the time, but she is a old soul so this makes sense.

[@melissa8500]

I'm 36 and legit thought she was the same age as me until she mentioned she was in her 20s because every single one of her jokes hits, for me. I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

[@teej6123]

"That needs about 40 more minutes, at least" 😂😂

[@HUNKragor]

Same with her show 40 more minutes please

[@Polynerdeia]

She has such a great balance of self deprecation and shade, I adore her style

[@j.criquette3334]

She's hilarious. Her throwaway lines are sometimes funnier than the joke she's leading up to.

[@terroglacier981]

“Oh that has potential!” I’m actually crying

[@phasm42]

"Just needed some carbs, almost ruined my life." 😅

[@sydneymitrecic]

"Congratulations it's a raisin!" Really got me😂😂😂

[@melissa8500]

It's the most accurate description ever. Also, I've gotten much better with the lies through the years but when my friends first started popping them out, I am sure while I said, "Oh she's beautiful," my face said "Oh you're proud of....this?"

[@Hollins23]

What she said about social media is so true!!

[@christinatownsend1682]

Hollins23 too relatable. I didn’t know they faked the laughing. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@rva]

😄love this she's a hoot

[@philippciunis]

A hoot? Whats that? ^^ been subbed for years btw, love your reactions

[@kencarter1854]

She is two halves of a hoot!!

[@suxelauh2556]

This is white people language of like 40 to 50 years ago 😂

[@redrock1963]

TT is one of the few comedians who has a broad insight way beyond her age and is able to make us laugh at our tragedy. Love her work.

[@bwdrums1]

"...that needs like forty more minutes up in there, at least...." with the little hand gesture, I'm howling !

[@ericolivier1687]

The salmonella line was hysterical

[@Zmad724]

"So this girl is taking like 400 to 500 photos, JUST TRYING SO HARD TO MATTER....." LOL so true!

[@drkside76]

LOL, in about 15 years... with a lot of practice, and a little luck... Amy Schumer can steal this woman's material.

[@SurgeryIsWoke]

Lol in 2 you'll be saying this chick was never funny, has no material worth stealing and is a bitch who's only famous because of PC culture. #LifeOfAComedienne

[@drkside76]

Nah. She's legit funny. Good comedic timing and vocal inflection... Nice narrative build, and great punchlines. I think only insecure, do-nothing sons of bitches look for ways to marginalize and devalue other people. That being said, nobody likes a joke thief... Well, maybe joke thieves and other types of opportunists do...

[@fanOmry]

@@SurgeryIsWoke I find her funny. And I'm a meritocrat. Which among others.. I utterly hate Feminism since it's a lie.

[@junkerinhistrunker]

@@SurgeryIsWoke I love you

[@BUJU2007]

She's worth a few chuckles. Not exactly hilarious.

[@spirosmousouris3908]

*c r i m i n a l l y u n d e r a p p r e c i a t e d* she is fire. she has that old soul quality and a keen eye for details. she is getting better

[@swizzly_]

“ being in ur twenties is like a virus” she says 😂😂 im watching this whilst this freakin Woman is in quarantine for corona 😂😂😂😂😂

[@snapecharmer]

The candid photo bit was PRICELESS.

[@The_Kirk_Lazarus]

She is legitimately funny. Amazing. Laughing from start to finish.

[@maya_zendoodles]

She’s great wow I actually like her

[@brette6854]

wow. that's great. thanks for commenting

[@maya_zendoodles]

Brett E Why do I get the sense that I’m being patronized

[@dollyandsandy]

OMG you are SOOOOO right. Everyone says these are the best years! I can assure you my twenties were not my best years.

[@wasabiattack]

I love Taylor Tomlinson!!! She needs a special!!

[@MayberryRebel]

She was great! Good delivery; we need more comedians like her.

[@neilosbeverly7462]

She's captivating and the content just in the first two minutes . . .She really keeps it rolling.

[@tomwotton9]

One of the few times I’ve given Jimmy Fallon a thumbs up! Love Tom

[@Danka42]

3:48 "They didn't make any noise, they just went through the motions..." I fully expected a sex joke, but her twist was better 🤣

[@MissMyMusicAddiction]

wow, her act has gone from this to one of the funniest things i've ever watched. her new sets...busting-a-gut funny. you've come a long way, taylor.

[@LineMUp321]

She just spoke to my *ENTIRE* life up until now.

[@jeremywade6986]

I've only discovered this gem of a comedian and without a doubt she has become my absolute favorite female comedian. She has a very bright future ahead indeed !

[@nn0yyzz]

To sum it up, she has solid, relatable material and she's funny. She doesn't use her gender or sexcapades for material. Kudos Taylor! Whomever you pop out "when the scales come off, after 40 more minutes" will have and awesome and hilarious mom. XD

[@motokrack]

em have you seen the comedy line up ?doesent use gender lol fucking hell

[@nn0yyzz]

Compared to Amy Schumer and company? It's just every day life comedy.

[@tinaloye2014]

n0yz gender is funny

[@nn0yyzz]

Tina Loye, I don't disagree. But I feel it's too easy a crutch for female comics to use/overuse.

[@tinaloye2014]

n0yz I mean... most male comedian I know talk too much about sex... comedians generally use topics that are easy to grasp for their audience and it's often difficult to know if new material will work especially on big stages unless they are well established.

[@FrogeniusW.G.]

Taylor, you know so much. You own it.

[@Iamsoul00]

So glad I found her, she's hilarious! She's making jokes for a single 28 year old woman for sure.

[@thecharlesfoley]

Wow, I love her SOOO much. One of the most talented comics ever.

[@TheHeartHz]

relatable af. ♥

[@Theomite]

Not a single wasted minute. Everything was solid and landed hard, even on the light material. Absolutely succulent.

[@IAMSLAY]

I thought she did great!

[@egamez6601]

mehhhh

[@kritikasingh5737]

@@egamez6601 f off

[@britthanks9705]

I’m 23 and i have a very vague memory of disposables but i truly could not catch my breath during her ‘that was a candid photo’ it was SO funny omg

[@jamjox9922]

Such an original voice in comedy. Fucking loved every second of it.

[@kbear4821]

“Sometimes I think I wanna get married, but then I eat bread and feel so much better! Just needed some carbs, almost ruined my life”!!! LOL She is hysterical. Watch Quarter Life Crisis if you haven’t; LOVED IT!!!

[@twheeler1980]

Behold a master of her craft! Holy shit she killed it!

[@lucasfleming3114]

Damn the virus and fast food napkin jokes hit different now

[@MrJayehawk]

She's better than she should be for her age. Always nails it.

[@lawman7117]

Hey Steve, you were right! I just saw Taylor's second Netflix special...she is hilarious!

[@ssgssbeet4133]

One of my new top 5 comedians, shes perfect

[@gritsonamission]

Love Taylor! So funny!!! Loooove the "who gave you a glue gun..?" 😁😂😂😁

[@-comment]

Damn this girl is refreshing, energetic, and most importantly funny af.

[@Cheezybrie]

Warm laundry does infact help fill that empty void where love is supposed to go. Best nap of my life.

[@ashakydd1]

And fresh bedding.

[@k_n_g5678]

Soooooo good! Clean, super relatable and great delivery! MORE TAYLOR PLZ!

[@mindasriver8408]

She can be funny without being depressing! Awesome!

[@alanmacification]

In my twenties, I'd spend my entire paycheck partying on the weekend and have to eat spaghetti with ketchup, mustard, and soy sauce from the packet drawer for a week.

[@carmenalderton3101]

This was so great! Taylor is so talented and funny. I could have listened to a much longer set from her

[@aick]

I love Tomlinson! Well done. And yeah, babbies are freaky :P

[@NightOfCrystals]

Talented and hilarious! I look forward to seeing more of her work 👍

[@arnielee9855]

Very good. Well delivered and hilarious observations

[@mah1979]

I love Taylor, she's so smart and funny and makes me laugh so hard! She's in my top 5 best stand up artists ever

[@luvyou-baby]

well atleast ppl try to matter on the internet by faking it, i just gave up. i disappeared like marty

[@christiandianneoro289]

"trying so hard to matter..." 😆 That was a nice touch

[@WakandaSykes]

10/10 That was fantastic

[@nicklang7670]

Hahaha I loved the material, I completely understand how some comedians tape their material now because I would listen to it again and again. Respect!

[@yahyazakaria944]

I want a relationship as strong as her jacket’s button

[@bho-lj1jk]

Yahya Zakaria It looks like hook and eye, so you better be into kinky!!!!

[@salalamonster6]

I think its a safety pin bro 😂

[@brian554xx]

I've missed you, Taylor! A while back I binged everything I could find, and then nothing until today because I am not great at keeping up incrementally.

[@lilcornnut]

i saw her live after watching her on conan!!! she’s so good i love her energy. the entire room was laughing, and she doesn’t really seem to try like other female comedians. can’t wait for her success

[@angelofcaffeine]

Can we please just compliment her on a job well done without putting down an entire gender in the process?

[@jy5490]

Third video seen of her stand up for me. Wish I didn't have to go to sleep. This was the strongest one imo so far. Her strengths really seem to be her reframed analogies and physical comedy while acting stuff out. Would have loved for her to act out that awkward "faking a prayer before dinnertime" scenario she set up for after the atheist joke.

[@madnessbydesignVria]

Taylor nails it every time...

[@MrCTruck]

By my far my favorite female comedian, definitely in my top ten comedians that are alive

[@rgarrett0811]

So much respect to this young talented comic

[@anganabhowmick4314]

You have redefined candid. Thanks

[@sabertag6992]

I actually had to write a memoir in high school for a grade. I got a 98, and my friend got a C, so she was complaining that our teacher thought she had a C-grade life XD

[@Mushroom321-]

I hope you get BIG Taylor! SO relatable .. You deserve it. 👏

[@vincentadultman8527]

"They went through the motions like an atheist with their family on Christmas."

[@m.c.martin]

Lol that’s me

[@alessandroarcuri209]

She's so spot on, on EVERYTHING!! 😅

[@lemonfrume]

Well Done Taylor - I think you are brilliant !!please come to the Uk and do shows.

[@JohnWilson-dx6ke]

5 minutes of comedy gold! Professional.

[@derjoh1986]

She was funny and clean with it!! That's rare! Lol

[@kaalen24]

derjoh1986 Rare for a reason.

[@stackels97]

One of my favourites!! She’s always quality.

[@neszi3]

This act hits close to home. 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnwhick6543]

Taylor shuts down every person that says” women arnt funny “. Undeniably hilarious! Also, possibly a great human being too. Female Chapelle, comic philosopher. Well, she’s in her comic therapist phase 😂❤😊

[@seeamerica1]

I'm going to remember this girl, she's hysterical! Taylor Tomlinson

[@joshellsworth6891]

Way good! So funny, true, and clean to boot!

[@ScaryMason]

We need her to star in a movie about Carrie Fisher.

[@unmuchoproblem0]

uhm

[@S.C.Dorfman]

"Just eat a sleeve of Ritz" Me, married, sitting on the toilet watching comedy eating a box of Hot& Spicy Cheez-Its: Hahaha yeahhhh.....