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[@mrdavidmillz]

Only time I’ve seen Joey just let the guest hold court. Massive respect shown!

[@truforcesavage6553]

Great point, Coco totally let Dice take the reigns on this one.

[@damianjohn5995]

David Mills someone teach joe

[@dannymadrid1822]

Dont forget about OG tii Joey

[@KlassiKemcee]

Facts 💯

[@adrianluca4984]

A Cuban and a Jew are better at being Italian than most gumbas.

[@adrianluca4984]

Daniel Zangara paisan

[@davidpfeifer9489]

Adrian Luca It’s just New York. Dices accent is very Jewish kinda like Action Bronson’s

[@dankestranch8738]

@Luna EB its a new york thing not an italian thing

[@PookieRay123]

NY things

[@urmom13st.]

No doubt but Italians had a big part in that NY thing, right? ​@@PookieRay123

[@funkmaster4040]

This is the quietest Joey has ever been. Dice has the level of crazy stories that can hold Joey's attention.

[@michaelmartin96]

I think Joey went DEEP on some edibles and couldn't talk. Lol. Never heard him that quite

[@mark1952able]

Dice doesn't shut up!

[@jayrayjayme]

JRE 779

[@TSOL2023]

Joey has said that when first met Dice he was speechless and would just stand back and listen to him. And this was during the coke years!

[@mulljacob]

I imagine Joey had some anxiety around Dice though I've never seen him visibly nervous (I still believe him of course because he's talked about it on jre several times).

[@ericallen7112]

Legend has it, Dice still hasn't smoked that cigarette.

[@dreamcatcher6164]

🤣🤣🤣👌

[@mark1952able]

Pope of Greenish Village movie.....lol..........never heard someone called, "Charley" said that much..............

[@taylorfunk4362]

Lol thats great, it helps him with his character

[@robotjeans]

Back in the early 80s, Satan himself appeared at a comedy club in NYC and made an offer Dice couldn't refuse. With the success he was given that evening, came the curse of the forever burning cigarette

[@schmo2109]

or finished that coffee! xD

[@CoduroyXavier]

Wow. Dice Talked Non Stop for an Hour Thirty. Tremendous

[@LesRed]

Corduroy Xavier: It’s that marching powder u can talk forever👃🏻❄️

[@mark1952able]

I can't get out of character..........

[@moep.8578]

Corduroy Xavier it’s that Starbucks mixed with pot

[@andrewgreen2588]

That's literally a record for Joey not talking the whole time!

[@mattydips2887]

The GOAT 🐐

[@jordin36]

Dice is such a great storyteller and those Ace Rothstein shades are classic.

[@mistermasterful3556]

Right on! Shout out to our Uncle Joey and the Diceman

[@danfreidman552]

Ahahaha Ace Rothstein, so specific yet so correct.

[@dlopez1711]

Usually Uncle Joey has to carry the convo, but The Dice man took it over. Love the show. Tremendous!!

[@aphysique]

He took it ova like a Docta!

[@MegaAtOh]

i feel like Coco Diaz met his hero.cos he really sat there and listened

[@kg3451]

MegaAtoo they have a podcast together with joe rogan as well

[@Danimal77]

@@kg3451 Yeah, but Joey was quiet then because he was baked out out of his mind.

[@mark1952able]

Coco should have stopped this guy.......he's over the top narcissist

[@garykendall1898]

Joey had dice on the church twice i believe

[@ryanj7517]

That’s a fact!

[@grapesoftime]

"David Letterman looking like a 145 year old Santa Claus, go into your house!" Lmao he's not wrong

[@joechrow8341]

And Daves netflix show is DUMB and BORING

[@snavisTM]

One has to assume if you're a legit fan of these fakes and you think their fake embarrassing personas are "cool" that you wouldn't in turn find a show like Dave's Netflix show entertaining. In other words I'm calling you a dumbass meat head.

[@Nebuchadnezzar31]

Right? 😁😁😁😁😁

[@loganbrannigan]

57:06 - 57:11 Joey’s laugh sounds like water going down a drain. 😂😂😂

[@Prod_D]

That’s one of the best stories

[@DjTheDon614]

Facts

[@gabrielescudero4294]

At 19:20 Dice's explanation on why it's not cheating and that "they do it to themselves" is comedy gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤙

[@JasonWrightArt]

Dice would now fit right into Cyberpunk 2077 ha!

[@user-rl1zv5zk8m]

Wake! *Pauses to Light Cigarette held over the back of his head* The Fuck Up Samurai! 😂

[@Chris-hw4mq]

As the biggest asshole ever

[@oiitzME1266]

@@user-rl1zv5zk8m LMAO

[@schmo2109]

hahahahhahhaa

[@schmo2109]

hahahahhahhaa

[@Nate_Staff]

Dice really does know what the people want. This podcast is one to save.

[@snavisTM]

What the people want? Fake stories told by an embarrassingly fake douche stuck in his own fake stage persona?

[@doctorbonglord5334]

Uncle joe is the only doctor i trust!! I don't even trust my self.....

[@Doorito_]

Took me a while to realise you’re a doctor too

[@classica1fungus]

I wasnt aware that Joey Diaz had a PhD. Good for him

[@uptownsamcv]

LMAO @ " it's not cheating if your in another state and your wife cant get there on time "

[@dylnthmsn420]

"I bet your the type of guy that gets out of the shower to take a piss" DICE to the heckler........ So good! 2 of the funniest people alive! NYE 89 I was 8 and My older siblings rented the tape and I have loved him ever since!

[@jmgmarcus808]

I have a lighter. I'm gonna mail it to Dice.

[@vasadams]

Dice looks like Sam Ace Rothstein at the end of Casino

[@hamschh]

He looks like an asshole pretending to be an asshole

[@bobc.5698]

And Harrey Carrey.

[@jasonantigua6825]

TheRoyalHam He would fuck you up guy!

[@skeletor79us]

Those Ultra Goliath 2 sunglasses are a classic.

[@elusivejugmaster43]

He's a fucken OG. Put some respect on his name.

[@MattWilliams482]

This was a fucking brilliant podcast, had a bursting out laughing in work. Dice Clay is a true comedy legend.

[@estimatedleighton6389]

Dice spits the truth! Joey, unlike their friend Rogan, knows this and knows exactly how to talk with him and not interrupt Diceman. Joey can dominate any conversation but has great respect and timing

[@branscombe_]

LOL “I told Sebastian he got too dicey. . But then it got dicier” LOL funny on so many levels

[@lawns757]

Chillin like a doctah. Dice in the church!!!! Dope show fellas.

[@happyTHAIgilmore]

I WAS Mormon and I love Dice talking about Mormons on the Church. I’m tip top magoo

[@__Pat]

Andrew Dice Clay has such a classic New York style and it makes Joey laugh like he does with no one else. You can tell that Joey grew up around funny guys with this same attitude

[@mrcorona77777]

It's crazy watching the diceman drink out of a starbucks cup.

[@mattydips2887]

Out of all things thats what u took outta this Podcast?

[@taylorfunk4362]

Ah'fuckin Mocha!! Lol

[@othellosmalley2729]

Just re-watched this, this was one of the great episode's, what they talked about, Andrew has never stopped being the best in the business even wen he was gone raising his son's thanks Joey and Lee 👌🏽👍🏽

[@espinozafn]

What an amazing impression of Dangerfield he did. The inflection and cadence was spot on.

[@abbey6507]

the best

[@normalwhiteguy1555]

It was uncanny, was almost like they played audio clips of him

[@snavisTM]

Now if only he could give up the horrible impression that is his life.

[@tylerjacobson8012]

The best impression of dangerfield belongs to norm Macdonald. Dice clay is great but norm channels the best impressions when it comes capturing the essence of who he’s satirizing.

[@normalwhiteguy1555]

I'll check that out norm is classic

[@SunG0D936]

Lee got a front row seat to a show Perks of being Joey diaz' "consultant" hahaha

[@marcelstjean]

Look at me when i'm trying to explain something to ya...Love it.

[@HulkHands54]

Joey: "AHNGANGAHNGAHNGAHNGAHHHHN!" 🤣

[@TAZS]

Legendary interview, so many gems!!!!

[@ronkirkpatrick444]

Uncle Joey and the Dice Man need their own podcast talking about old New York mobster movies.

[@gregorycassady4602]

Gotta love uncle joey in the morning Minnesota in the house tremendous

[@jeremiahjohnson6971]

Elk river Minnesota HERE

[@blakem1248]

Duluth baby OH!!!!

[@betsthegod]

@@blakem1248 transferring to umd this fall lol

[@thedadalorian4782]

Roseville MN here ya gentiles!

[@welcometothejazz]

Apple Valley love!

[@dimplesp4046]

At work listening to Dice talking about himself on Ambien is gonna make me lose my job! 🤣🤣🤣

[@RaoulDuke1776_]

😂😂😂😂

[@garyseritt]

That was the funniest bit I've heard in a few years. That was exactly my house growing up and my dad didn't take Ambien

[@pwfortner]

Marvin and The Colonel

[@dyoung1998]

Great to see him back on another podcast. Hopefully he's back on JRE soon too!

[@Soyuz2578]

Dice was on Rogan last week for the first time in forever

[@dyoung1998]

@@Soyuz2578 thanks! Gonna go watch it now

[@1ColdFuture]

11:06 12:55Trolly Sabotage 19:25I LOVE CHICKS*-19:55¤-20:19. 24:25-CHICKS😂43:07******SuperHero53:08Leno53:32😂54:02Letterman 57:05amazing laugh 57:41. 58:21 59:00

[@randymcdaniel2.0.23]

In 89 I waited 2 days in line to see you at the Garden. Now I wish you’d lose my number. Artie Lange classic line when he & Dice Man he’s their beef

[@RockNRollJeezus]

For the record Artie was right

[@MyHelpWanted]

First time I ever heard Joey Diaz shut up lmao Diaz and clay are the greatest

[@TatisRingwormCreme]

The best! Simply a pleasure to listen. Thank you to my hero's

[@D0nkkkkkk]

Gilbert Gottfried doing a Dice impression on an early Howard Stern show is A+

[@joechrow8341]

Gilbert Gottfried is the most ANNOYING comedian of ALL TIME and he was NEVER even a little bit funny...

[@annamarie8168]

Omg yes!! Lol funniest shit ever when he’s in the leather jacket just smoking the whole time..🤣

[@D0nkkkkkk]

@@annamarie8168 kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2nIk518iMeHfJI if you liked that you'll love this. Lots of Dice from all three of them in the context of the conversation at various times. One of the funniest things ive watched in years.

[@Tray-Dizzle]

joe chrow he’s in the Hall of Fame of comedy

[@ferdsan9025]

“He used to call me Ching, like money ca-ching”

[@moodyblues5150]

Glasses, check. Un-lit smoke, check Fingerless gloves, check. Alright I'm ready to leave the house.

[@joshuakeddy1682]

🔥 great podcast yall 2 of my favorite comedians on the earth 👍✌

[@n.w.p.4315]

One of the best podcasts of the week

[@servidig483]

So glad Joey let Dice do his thing, he's a whole mood.

[@NathanelDaniel]

Dice and Uncle Joey on a tour together would be amazing

[@AkaFigga]

Hes on tour with Rosey O'Donnell. He made plans to tour with Big Jay Oakerson and Rogan and God knows whom else.

[@MiguelGonzalez-fk6su]

I’m sure they would hate your suggestion

[@billydavidson7571]

I WAS HATCHED IN 1983...BUT I KNOW WHO THE DICE MAN IS ! YEA I SAID HATCHED BECAUSE I AM A COLD BLOODED MOTHA..GOTTA GO ITS TIME 4 CHURCH 👌

[@carlberndt9686]

You were a fucking dinosaur man? Lol

[@ajg5138]

Were? Is.

[@kuslerf12]

@@carlberndt9686 lol mad shit lays eggs that isn't dinosaurs

[@nami-swan7394]

Dice always wearing them gloves lmao

[@mexicandeicide1459]

Looking like a wheelchair athelete n shiit.

[@mxharescrambler6612]

I loved this episode because Joey was speechless. Someone actually outshined Joey Diaz, and he was ok with it. Proud of him.

[@lucasferreira2073]

First 20 seconds "sexual wellness" i lost it lol

[@johnl1686]

40 Jewish women disliked this video.😂 This was a great episode of the church. I love seeing Joey smiling like a kid at Disneyland.

[@snavisTM]

Idk about that, I disliked it because between listening to Joey's undiagnosed COPD wheeze I couldn't stand the embarrassingly fake has been who's been stuck in his fake stage persona drone on and on about how much of a "badass tough guy ladies man" he thinks he is.

[@YuTubeUser980]

Joey listening and laughing to Clay is like a son who just met up with his dad after like 30+ years of not being in his life lmao

[@papichefitup]

This is one of the best interview on the church ever!

[@cloudbloom]

Andrew "You Know?" Dice Clay

[@FlyingCanoe]

I almost spit out my water when he said " im gona make this movie into a jerry lewis movie" follow by joeys laugh 😭

[@gsg9ff]

Dice be that guy selling collectible toys at the small hobby shop in queens NY.

[@myuncletouchesme8500]

Are those the sunglasses dude was wearing in the movie Casino?? lmao

[@billjordan3952]

Dice 🎲 brings back so many good highschool memories.... 👍

[@ianchamblee9599]

You can tell Dice is a survivor, cause he's still alive! 😁

[@johnkeenan4246]

Its rare that Uncle Joey fanboy's out with a guest and lets them yap. And Dice didn't disappoint.

[@patrickd1561]

Loved this fully

[@jam1ga]

When i think of Dice the 1st word that cones to mind is Humble.

[@michaelsigalas2276]

Best pod cast ever

[@daveholcomb4610]

First time commenting.....Best podcast I have listened to in the last year...nice job Diaz,

[@GriseldaBSF410]

These 2 together I would listen to all day

[@NSRKracing]

Two legends in one church.

[@joechrow8341]

Joey Diaz is NOT a legend sir...Not even CLOSE to being a legend....

[@LT-lr4qe]

Top 10 stand ups of all time idgaf wat yous all say

[@normalwhiteguy1555]

Dice and Joey are seriously the best storytellers of our time

[@benzlick]

✊🏽✊🏾✊🏼✊🏻✊

[@Isejankhonojanem]

benzlick another black lives matter

[@フォグマシン]

43:00 How do you feel man? Are you ready? LOLOLOLOLOLOL the best Rodney impression ever

[@ryallen32]

definitely one of those people who's been so famous for so long that they can't perceive if they're talking too much anymore. but everyone's down for that with him so it ends up being chill

[@hagenschroeder9258]

Dice not wanting to sit next to wasted Lee Syatt flying around in space

[@Mr.NorthSacra916]

True Uncle Joey Fans know Dice is one of the few people Joey truly admires and respects.

[@kirkalex5257]

Dice is right about so much. Love you, sir, for supporting Roseanne when so many turned on her. Dice & Joey: good souls with heart.

[@craigcrabstyle]

Excellent episode

[@iggy4774]

Two legends, great interview, respect.

[@regfour20raidernationhawai92]

1st guest to talk more than Uncle Joey 🤙🏻

[@tverocks]

Love Diceman.Love his honestly towards people.He dont give a fuck.Telling anyone what he thinks about them. Right on

[@tall3431]

Great, great episode. Uncle Joey at his finest.

[@shantkhoshafian8698]

Awesome guys, thank you.

[@johnmchugh8049]

49:30 reminds me of the old Tony two shirts joke “I Sold out the garden…. The Olive Garden-ooooo!”

[@brandonr2414]

Dice needs his own podcast!

[@paranoidreggie53]

andrew dice gay by anthony cumia is one of the funniest things you will hear

[@mark1952able]

Dice............I luv me, who do you love?

[@TheProjectII]

CLASSIC! ... hilarious. For anyone who hasn't listened, starts here > kzbin.info/www/bejne/rn6WoadodpaAj68

[@stpstudios]

Dicesis,... I'm over here now. By Anthony Cumia, kills me every time!

[@jaimeacosta233]

Nah, pretty weak. Why take the butt off of a Marlboro when you can smoke a Camel?

[@mrWeenerboy]

He was the best back in the day

[@ryanj7517]

Dice is 💯 about Ambien. I got put on it for awhile after 13 years on 3rd shift and if I fought through it putting me to sleep I would drive to the store at around 2 am on my days off and buy the shit to make Thanksgiving dinner in July! I would spend a couple hundred bucks sometimes and make this ridiculous huge meal and then lay down and fall out. I would wake up the next day and be like.... “where the fuck did all this food come from?” It was crazy and I just stopped getting the script filled. It was like navigating a dream state.

[@brianliverman9492]

when joey starts laughing in the back ground it sounds like a wind storm

[@estimatedleighton6389]

"Sometimes you just gotta smack 'em " hilarious impression

[@monkey.dthunderrevolutiona2133]

that cigarett never got sparked lmfao shits a trip gotta love it

[@mattydips2887]

He said he quit but the cigarettes still part of his gimmick

[@monkey.dthunderrevolutiona2133]

Matty Dips True love how he loves the cigareet to add to his character thats pimpin

[@vaughninternational6232]

I could listen to coco and dice stories all day! Diaz, that's your cohost!

[@HookLineAndSinner]

Dice was so magical with Joey. I always wondered how these two would pair. Like cornbread and butter beans baby.

[@GK-qc5ry]

Joey how good is it to just let the guest speak. Yes we know you have plenty of stories from the past but please the enjoyment of the podcast is better when you don't keep stopping them with a story. This and the Jennifer Lee Pryor podcast have been great to listen to.

[@snavisTM]

I'd rather listen to the guest talk mixed with the occasional wheeze from Joey's undiagnosed COPD any day.

[@GK-qc5ry]

@@snavisTM Sometimes I'm surprised how quickly he does it. Maybe after the introduction he's sometimes straight into a story that the guest is listening to. Joey has said plenty of times that the podcast is therapy for him and I totally agree as he talks about his past alot but you don't have to do that all the time after these many years.

[@Phaser1980]

KZbin Transcript: Host: get the fuck outta here! Baddabing, baddaboom! Guest: get the fuck outta here! Baddabing, baddaboom! *loop for 40 minutes* 😂 holy fuck! They haven’t even started and I’m laughing my head off!!! I can’t breathe!!

[@doodahman2995]

Good Day Church Fam!!!! Spawkdatnumba!!!!

[@jam1ga]

Excellent Eric Roberts(paulie) by Dice.One of my very favorite movies.”The Pope of Greenwich Village”Paulie “ I never had a cognac that wasnt Cordon Bleu”

[@AmpHibious]

joey that tushie advert is a fucking riot, man you are killing it. lmao i mean, i dont need that shit, but i was entertained none the less

[@bionikball75]

What a great episode. Bravo

[@barrymcokinner2718]

42:35 Uncle Joey is so stoned he cant even keep his mouth close loll INDICA BRO

[@snavisTM]

Sounds like he has COPD, wheezing and hocking up phlegm, disgusting.

[@badboyjoe1986]

It's great to watch joey enjoying this. Dice is the first and joey knows that

[@PostUp_Time]

Why are they wearing headphones they are sitting across a table. This isn't a radio station

[@Osirus116]

I've never actually watched Dice's standup, but any time he's on a podcast he is the most interesting and entertaining person ever

[@danielgushue5664]

Brian Martin do yourself a favor son

[@gagacrazy10]

Brian Martin go watch “The Diceman Commeth” right fckn now!!!!!!!!!!

[@flipjupiter1]

Dice is the greatest of all time.