The Church Of What's Happening Now:

[@speakFILM.]

“ I IDENTIFY AS A SAVAGE!”

[@oneworldaway9187]

lol

[@leizelle]

@Aceallmighty24 The fucking best!

[@derinrita1316]

I’ve been waiting for him to talk about this topic for a long time 😂

[@phil.d-roll6393]

Savage is as savage does..

[@goosemack3587]

literally everytime i die laughing at a youtube video ,the first comment is always talking about it hahahahaahh

[@OkamiBeast88]

[ ] male [ ] Female [✓] Savage Lmaoo

[@inspectahmetal7978]

There's a $$$ T-shirt in that

[@OkamiBeast88]

@@inspectahmetal7978 I would buy it

[@inspectahmetal7978]

@@OkamiBeast88 I've already told my parents to refer to my as their savage instead of their son

[@strongside4565]

Uncle Joey is the best Manscape salesman that company has. Give my man 10%.

[@stevefromyellowstone7911]

Strongside he literally sells me on all the products lol much more than joe rogan used to during his live reads years ago. That’s why when Joey was the guest he’d let him sell it. Hell Joey was a car salesmen

[@coleyounger4665]

tom knows what this podcast is about, bring up a subject and let joey do his thing. great guest.

[@BigJonkulous]

Lee: "20mg does something to you?!?" - He's becoming a savage

[@XenoTravis]

"I DIDN'T GO TO DOCTA SCHOOL! I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN!"

[@evanabbott2737]

I PUT PEOPLE IN TRUNKS OF CARS, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! (I totally agree with him on the topic)😁

[@raymoneyyouflow8204]

Watch the corona virus episode they bring up doctor school

[@anticamper3391]

Uncle joey gets guests on so they can hear him talk for 90% of the podcast 😂😂

[@jimwhite2893]

Dont forget the sections where he starts whispering and talking too far away from the mic...lol

[@malicioustactics6846]

No shit. It's called the Church for a reason fam. Joey gotta preach!

[@Parrott280]

Haha for real, he just gets people to talk at

[@PricklyPecola]

Who can complain tho!? 😂🙏🔥

[@GrowYourOwn13]

Who gives a shit

[@robbieceez7052]

"I identify as a savage!!! I still check the box for male!" 😂😂😂 that's the best thing to hear on a Monday morning

[@keezytv7854]

😂😂😂😂

[@jonnysith]

I'll be so sad when Joey is gone. Whenever i feel depressed i put on some Joey on JRE and it just brightens my day. I've never met the guy and probably never will because he can't come to Canada but i'm grateful for him having an important effect on my life. Thank you Joey for everything man.

[@nicholasmolinaro9141]

Mark Same man, he’s a legend he’ll be sorely missed when he goes. He reminds me so much of my dads brothers, same personality, attitude, and sense of humor, just neighborhood guys from Brooklyn.

[@19841mlee]

Same here. Hopefully lee still rocks out after and doesn’t move back to Boston.

[@PearlDrumsHead]

DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!!

[@josemurga1031]

Ryan sickler has him on multiple times telling his while.life story

[@jackgraff420]

I feel ya he's the best uncle ever. Hes the one that gets me to stop being a pussy and get shit done

[@stubboss]

tom segura and uncle joey are like distant cousins that catch up once a month and fill eachother in on the month that passed

[@Clem_Kadidlehopper]

Fill each others asses maybe

[@Clem_Kadidlehopper]

@Michael Cuellar bwahaha A little George

[@dewmontain123]

ha. ha. ha.

[@bebepewdiepiebebepewdiepie1451]

You worded that perfectly !!! 👍👍

[@michaelangelo305s]

Joey is Cuban and Tom is Puerto Rican they are naturally considered cousins

[@prettyfly_4_awhiteguy242]

I almost choked to death on my breakfast as soon as Joey said “I saw Bert last week, I thought he was a fat Chinaman!”

[@DONTOURAGETV]

Joey called Bert a “Finese Chaggot” 32:19 🤣🤣🤣

[@20fknyrs39]

Phat chink 💀💀💀

[@Bluecat33]

550 am east coast and this drops as im trying to go to sleep..... kick that mule

[@bruin1771]

Hey youre up with the soliders my brother

[@shadowsail8]

Kick that fuckin mule, Lee.

[@somedude....]

I've heard hundreds of manscape commercials and plugs. This was the first time I was compelled to subscribe to them.

[@harrybobarry]

Yosh Otter You’re so cool, bro.

[@Fubuuuuu]

Shave those nuts cool guy

[@jimwhite2893]

Its actually a really nice product. I was surprised by the quality. I'm thinking about getting more and sending them out on Christmas

[@shanehiggins4983]

You're going to subscribe to a ball trimmer? Wtf are you talking about?

[@DLoc-tu2yq]

Joey does the BEST ad reads ever. Makes lee laugh like a hyena, cracks me up

[@jaysoddfutr1136]

13:29 bro I’m literally dying at lee laughing at the most inappropriate time

[@wasteful14sh]

Lmao

[@patrickarwood9606]

Tom has got to be the funniest one out of the rogan crew

[@jbpainter1]

Bill Burr is the goat.

[@benjipesci5197]

@@jbpainter1 he's his own thing, not in that Rogan squad

[@Sumthing2do]

Benji Pesci ole Billy bitch tits

[@Nobodyyoucarabout]

brendan schaub is the best comedian of this generation

[@CZRXCZR]

Tommy Wiseau You’re tearing me apart Lisa!

[@timtimkthy2945]

Am I the only one who laughs every time Lee laughs

[@auroraborealis13579]

No His giggle is precious!

[@slipper409]

Really? You think that cowardly dopey fuck adds to tgis show? I can only imagine how amazing this show would be without him.

[@jamesv26]

@@slipper409 relax bro. I bet you're a fat guy with a high voice projecting

[@slipper409]

@@jamesv26 I am not now, nor I ever be a "bro" of a femme named ethan. Your mommy is calling bitch.

[@t.j.watson7112]

@@slipper409 real tough coming from a dude calling himself "slipper" smh the fucks your Twitter is it "dressing gown"

[@joshhuskey2360]

Tommy bunz and coco telling stories is an American treasure.

[@nicholasorthodox]

"Don't quote me on this, I don't know"~Joey Diaz 2019

[@ST74UK]

I lost count how many times I cried my eyes out in hysterics

[@TrashParadiseKing]

I also want to hear my first and last name said by Joey Diaz in conversation

[@michaelortiz2588]

Ariel Pica that’s how you know you made it

[@Vanilla80085]

Let me tell y'something, Ariel Pica

[@emilioacosta1121]

LMAO same

[@erik8727]

Ariel Pica listen to me

[@aarongonzales9856]

The story about the plane and phone could possibly be the funniest story I've heard on this podcast. Love it Joey.

[@bearworldwide101]

Man right in the courthouse listening to this before the court opens and my case begins thanks Joey making my day with this podcast before I go to the clink.

[@JammyH93]

Oh shit what you do?

[@ferozmtc]

Good luck bro fuck the system

[@Kodine4]

You out yet

[@Utopian1234]

I hope you made it out 🙏

[@davincivangogh9807]

I could totally see Tom Segura Joey "CoCo" Diaz and Bill Burr co-headlining "The Psychos of Comedy" wold tour!!!

[@mantistoboggan6053]

DaVinci VanGogh Dear sweet baby Jesus... I’d happily pay the bullshit Ticketmaster fees for that line up.

[@gnrfan098]

Straight dream

[@jaimecortez7645]

Got in the car and drove to work hearing this and now I'm parked and I don't wanna head into work , thinking of calling off in the parking lot and hearing this, thanks Joey ,Tom, and Lee amazing fun like always.

[@musiccity607]

You better not! We need you to cover your shift today ya bastard

[@rash-91]

The church was the best podcast of all time, bring it back

[@LGRW313]

Really needed this upload. The woman next to me at work passed on Friday after her second fight with cancer. I need to laugh

[@APEX-qv7rm]

Introduce people to Joey Diaz madness They will love you for it Pot heads ...and old timers 1970's type of Savages

[@isaacmartinez7557]

She's listening and laughing with you, dawg.

[@kalekhalili8130]

I love that the captions read debt when Joey says death.... what a doctah

[@Yournamehere6996]

“You leave Burt alone”....goes in on Burt lol

[@johnnyboy18778]

Now this is what birthdays are about, today was a good day.

[@CRAZYWHITEGUY123]

father ted curley happy birthday friend!

[@johnnyboy18778]

@@CRAZYWHITEGUY123 cheers pal.

[@elzed0112]

Have a tremendous birthday

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Happy Birthday my dude. That would be an ecumenical matter.

[@percussionpunisher8694]

Happy birthday!

[@Ya_boi_Al]

TCOWHN will forever go down as one of the best podcasts in history, just joey lee and a guest getting blasted, and joeys ad reads outta nowhere

[@jeffkenevil5]

So good hearing someone in show business being honest and calling these people out. Keep it up Joey!

[@ifacecheck]

This was one of the better ones. I was dying at work while Joey was ranting.

[@tomgoku7483]

Joey your the man. Can listen to his storys all day 😂

[@ballisticmonkey999]

I don't think there anything more contagious than Tom and Lee's laughter.

[@jaykanor9613]

4k camera on Joey and a 2001 1 megapixel webcam on Tommy Bunz

[@zeroman614]

Jay Kanor tommy walks around at 360p

[@tomgoku7483]

Diaz and segura are the best combo you'll listen to.. and the flying jew giggling in the background is priceless 😂

[@almightysosa3007]

16 minutes in and they’re already tormenting Lee 😂😂

[@beaubeaugadget1]

Adverts at the end are superb!!! No one does it like Joey!!!! Legend

[@ShayBoski]

The manscape ad had me dyin

[@alicialovesgaming]

God I adore you Uncle Joey. Please live forever.

[@IamTony666]

Popped a 350 MG edible, and now this podcast drops. Much love!

[@TheLupin22]

pack your bags, yer going on a trip! enjoy!

[@churchether]

Haha, just Ignore the sound of helicopters ;)

[@tkcaapi2876]

pour your self a glass of slow burner with ice cubes. mature distill. and pop another +350mg. 🙏

[@tkcaapi2876]

@@churchether ...🤫they're not helicopters.... they are drones.... fake.... drones.......😐 😁 ....wait wuh we talkin bout? ah copper choppers. ghetto bird lethal injection😎🤟✊

[@nathanmitchell7961]

@@churchether Bro wtf i read this can hear helicopters man

[@little.wing.]

1:19:10 ahh that famous Winston Churchill quote: "When you go from area to area, with excellence."

[@darrencarter]

Uncle Joey putting work. Love the podcasts!! Thank you

[@returnofthemack8180]

UNCLE JOEY IS KILLING IT, this is the Joey I miss!!!!!

[@juanmadrigal9245]

Lee’s laugh cracks me up!! Hahaha

[@officiallyspooked7805]

Lee's perfecting that laugh.. gets me everytim

[@losgalacticos95]

Every time Lee laughs a babys born

[@albertmata8647]

Hell of a podcast..Joey's on fire again lately!

[@aboveSubparBallAnalysis]

Even rewatching it’s still bangin 😮

[@scottwatkins1821]

Joey talking about Bert at 32:00 gave me a heart attack lmaoooo

[@VonTelevision]

The fact this started the way it did let me know this is going to be a GREAT episode. 2 of the 4 horseman on deck! 💪🏾

[@Hellshy]

Will always miss these days

[@parkerdaugherty2915]

Best believe I stopped wat I’m doin to listen

[@JosephPembroke]

^real one

[@ampleofficial1838]

You have a new sub ☺

[@backupinit]

dont expect to hear much of Tom or Lee!

[@bruin1771]

Shit my baby girl was born yesterday, im laying here her moms across the room holding her, im layed out like a acupuncturist at an acupuncturist.

[@DekkarJr]

I left a patient opened up with his ribcage spread out like the alien just came out of it in the Operating Room during a triple bypass cardiac surgery to watch this.

[@raimundpollard5967]

Thank GOD this dropped on a Monday morning!

[@matthewray4885]

"That was my place of business...why would I shoot up my own joint" 😂😂

[@geoffehresman2220]

I identify as a SAVAGE.

[@APEX-qv7rm]

I identify as a Giant Squid

[@BillyBoggle]

I'm dead 😂💀 such a good episode, Uncle Joey!!!

[@al_kaloid]

Robbing gas stations wearing masks with "ski holes".. TREMENDOUS

[@DEEPMMA]

This was an amazing episode multiple epic rants

[@myy29]

Omg Tom brings out the best Joey Diaz

[@manamitoyota95]

the best enabler! the one with those two on joe rogan, and then every time joey has been on your mom’s it’s almost like he’s more of a fan than joey than us haha

[@skippiescrunch]

Damn, Joey's energy has me pumped. Cranking out this project paper. Tremendous.

[@scottschiess1440]

Joey's on point here. Recently a massive study was published with the conclusion that transition medication should be done after 21.

[@ampfu]

Listen Tom Segura!

[@truthwillout3079]

They gonna cut Joey out of the Soprano for identifying as a savage

[@rhetthenderson9574]

Joey asked how old you have to be to drink. 😂😂. Love it

[@mayapurdham200]

23:30 46:50 BEST RANTS, these could be bits!

[@Danielfucks69]

mayapurdham came for these time stamps. You’re the man.

[@shanehiggins4983]

@@Danielfucks69 you came just for these time stamps? Lol wtf

[@addyaboy7925]

Lee's laugh is timed perfectly

[@SteaminPile]

"I identify as a savage, but I still check the box for male!" Needs to be a t shirt

[@nickgarcia8088]

It’s funny cuz I’m about the same age as Lee, and I remember that OK symbol being a game 😂 So if I did it below my waist, and someone saw it, they would get one punch on the arm. And if they stuck a finger in it, then I would get punched.. but if I grabbed and held the finger, I’d hit them twice.. cool game back in the Jr high days hahahaha

[@manuelpesqueira1894]

Same here, Holmes lol I remember that shit so vividly. Haha

[@angelamatta29]

My son is 12, the kids are still playing that game..for the longest time, he couldn't figure out how his dad and myself know how to play..lol

[@ding33pgh]

It was on Malcolm In the middle when I was jr high

[@teeple1877]

I still do that at work

[@tosh_is_me942]

Sounds like a really shit game

[@dougmaradiaga4878]

“ I am ripping the Beyoncé poster..”

[@c0Ld]

"what was the guy's name?" joey with the sucker punch 🤣

[@tosh_is_me942]

Its a Sopranos joke

[@TheMitch112190]

Tom Segura and the Christ killer LOL

[@APEX-qv7rm]

Lee killed Jesus What the fuck have you ever done ?

[@TheMitch112190]

@@APEX-qv7rm I'm a Christ killer too 😂😂

[@APEX-qv7rm]

@@TheMitch112190 If a Rabbi ate your Foreskin Your Soul belongs to Satan

[@FordGTmustang2000]

Coffee, joint and uncle Joey ! Tremendous!

[@Vicman_1219]

45:25 funniest shit I’ve ever heard. God bless Uncle Joey!!!

[@jhughes19851]

I almost dies when Joey was roasting Bert... OMFG so funny

[@STRAIGHTEDGEJAKE]

7/11 was a part time job

[@CRAZYWHITEGUY123]

🤔 timeless

[@beyondtheview9668]

🤔 time stamp plz

[@STRAIGHTEDGEJAKE]

BeyondThe View 18 years old in 2000, Your turn.... I’ll wait 😴

[@JOG_7]

Hacking each other to death when he’s suscríbeselos the Germans lmao! 😅😂

[@tammiea8552]

My mom and stepdad did nothing with me and my sister. I played softball for the city from the age of 10-14. The only time they saw me play was at my last game. It was the All-Star game. I made absolutely sure that I'd always do things with my kids.

[@elchonpirasjowi3010]

this is how u start the week!!!...tremendous ..god bless church fam

[@schoolboykris5028]

Up at 4:15 AM for this lmaooo

[@Leozinho.305]

East coast! Lmao

[@FatBoyVideoGames]

Didn't read this comment until now. 4:17 am right now. Lol

[@chrisdp6401]

16:06 Joey said lee goes to gay bars and lee said not yet 🤣

[@ellcafe19]

In South Africa its daylight time and I'm at work but I had to steal an hour of this

[@archiehickox6518]

Legend! Didn't know South Africans knew uncle Joey

[@luckyasmr1374]

Tom’s Joey impression is spot on!👏🏻

[@bensoros6488]

Tommy Buns lookin like the lovechild of Rogan and the Flying Jew

[@nicholasorthodox]

Thanks for the pole polisher joey! Got tired of polishing only the knob! You the man!!! Church family!!!

[@kurmatt8916]

1:23:50 joeys face when lee stutters LOL

[@07coco]

Listening from Alaska would love to see Tommy and Joey

[@themightyspoon9641]

Joey Shakespeare Diaz what a way with works and what an A grade podcast. Bout to wake and bake with a few bongs and walk round the park listening to this. Cheers from a uk stoned content creator.....

[@astroman7393]

Uncle joey is a national treasure...💎

[@tosh_is_me942]

In Cuba?

[@derekmill-matoe6929]

U da man uncle Joey

[@dollar42027]

The church is timeless! 🎉🎉🎉

[@str8904]

Fifteen seconds and Joey's already "Tom Segura' three times lmaoo

[@domdean7879]

Every time Joey goes back to New York and New Jersey, he comes back on FIRE! Keep it up boys!

[@killaplay5841]

You can tell Tom really has love for Joey.

[@threepuffpass2155]

Joey has had Joey on the podcast every episode. He has some guest hosts but he nvr shuts up. Keep it up. I love it

[@jonathanwojak2134]

I almost Fuckn forgot that Tom Segura was the guest

[@canakattack1692]

Best way to start the week right here. This was incredible. Thank you Joey, Lee & Tom

[@callan_blount]

1:05:42 he showd up wit a cassssse👀....👀...a cassseee👀

[@imdabeast100]

I’m not even to that part yet but I can hear it already

[@kky4011]

Uncle Joey is the only one who can make me cry laughing during adverstisements