Teacher Reacts to Students Being Smart Asses Vol 4

[@kmdgaming6039]

The whole "assuming kids have parents" thing is why most of the teachers at my school just went with, "Do I have to call someone?" any time someone acted up too much.

[@Pizza_Party]

What worries me about calling the parents is that there are a lot of abusive parents. In middle school we had a girl whose parents would legitimately beat her whenever any teacher called to complain or if they were unhappy after teacher-parent meetings. It was horrific, but it wasn't seen as 'abusive enough' so no one did anything. That's the only reason i'm against teachers calling parents, but in a perfect world that wouldn't be a problem

[@kurtslavain]

In a perfect world abbusive parents wouldn't be allowed to raise children. Social services should've taken care of the children.

[@WSlopeAggie]

@@kurtslavain social services can actually be wayyy worse than the abusive parents.

[@kurtslavain]

@@WSlopeAggie yeah, your American ones perhaps. Also it depends on the abuse. That's not a reason to stay quiet about sh*t parents.

[@criticaldrive7688]

Hope she’s doing ok.

[@BloodMixedWithBeer]

dude with that "my wife" thing is that "when my now wife was a kid in school"

[@brehella770]

I ran into your channel a few days ago and really liked this series, it’s great to see another episode.

[@BoyKiba]

same, i first saw his react to Dave's videos (boyinaband)

[@majinsole8554]

That “Girl we can talk in private after class” shit had me dying 😆 ~_~

[@dragon3010lol]

the story at 8:00 is probably from the wife's high school days before she was married to op.

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

Yup, exactly. It's a retrospective post in two ways.

[@DarianHarder]

I was thinking the same thing. Don’t understand why he didn’t get it!

[@Ricocossa1]

I have to confess I have been the stupid substitute teacher in middle school asking the girl why she needs her bag when going to the bathroom. I immediately saw the look on her face and the other kids smirking, and said, "forget it, go!" I still regret it to this day. XD

[@FewVidsJustComments]

"I am Groot", more like "I am cyoot". That dancing plushie is adorable!

[@MickyandBailey]

Our class once made a fieldtrip. We were visiting a city, and when it ended we all got back in the bus. The teacher asked: "Does anyone miss their neighbour?" and everyone said no. About 2 hours later the teachers saw, that one of the students was missing, and they shouted at his neighbour:"WHY DIDN´T YOU SAY SOMETHING WHEN WE ASKED?" He said: "Well, he is an asshole, and you asked if I MISS him, soo..."

[@weaver7811]

"Stop culturally appropriating".. what? I mean, most of our holidays are borrowed from other cultures, and if those other cultures don't care about how we celebrates these things, why should we stop? Why are you telling people not to celebrate something that's fun to celebrate and doesn't hurt anybody?

[@randomperson5579]

One of my friends used to always get in trouble, to the point some of the teachers wouldn't let him in their class at all (science, home ec, and one of our english classes (we had 3 english classes btw though more specifically, regular english, movie reviews, and history, but only every 3rd/5th class the rest of the time it was just "creative" writing)) So the best story was the time he was in the library at lunch time, throwing paper airplanes around, so one of the english teachers who had just been spending time in the library (not one of our teachers, she taught year 11 and 12) was absolutely furious and she told him to clean the entire library, and that he couldn't leave until he finished and to report to the librarian when he's finished. So he picked up each paper airplanes put them in the bin, then told everyone (except me and few of his other friends) to leave the library, and then he picked up each chair in the library (2 at a time, most were just plastic chairs) there would've been about 40, put them all outside, then went to the librarian and said "I took out all the trash and removed all the hazards in the library, librarian was so pissed she just told him to leave and he was banned for the rest of the week, bell went off 5 minutes after that, on a friday, he was only banned from the library for 5 minutes.

[@welcometomyfantaside4124]

That's amazing. 🤣

[@misharatkevich9808]

I was too much of a well-disciplined angel to really be a smart ass in school, but there was one completely unintentional moment that's up there with the other literal-minded stuff. On a literature knowledge test (basic "did you read the book" stuff), one question was along the lines of "How did character X end his life?" I was too tired to understand they wanted the specifics of what happened, so I blinked, thought "stupid question" and wrote "He died!". With the exclamation point, even, to express my exasperation at the question. Amazingly, IIRC I actually got the point for that question. :D The other accidental time (and not even smart ass, just weird) was when I came to a math test after being sick for some time and knew almost everything except for one simple formula, that being how to calculate the area of a triangle. For some reason, I didn't find out that was going to be a thing up until the actual test. Not deterred, I derived the formula right there, with full explanation and everything... which probably seemed _really bizarre_ from the teacher's POV, considering it was a simple formula in an easy 1-point question... she didn't make any comments, but I can imagine the "OK, it's all correct, but why?" moment.

[@Frappeb]

Kinda surprised on your view of early childhood education, fellow kindergarten teacher here! We do babysit, because of the age that child's are it is part of the job, but it is also a very important field, and we do teach physics, history, democracy, and many other matters (at least here in Chile it is par of the national curriculum)! Maybe we won't be solving like string theory on a kinder, but we do smaller stuff that follows the same mind process so they can learn to solve stuff, to crate, to formulate hipótesis, and try them out and see if they are right or not.

[@TeacherEddieHistory]

Kindergarten isn’t preschool tho. I was talking strictly preschool, kindergarten teachers are teachers no doubt.

[@Frappeb]

@@TeacherEddieHistory I see! Must be a lenguaje difference, here preschool is the way we call all the levels of education from 0 to 6 years! I still stand by my point tho, we have different names the "jardines infantiles" (preschool) Wich have educational proposes and "guarderías" (daycare) Wich are only for babysitting, even tho with babies is way more difficult to really teach stuff, is more about letting them get different experiences with educational propouses, from around age 1 I would say that the more teacher like work begins, and as soon as they start speaking, or letting you know what they think one way or another, the game is on! Hahaha, the question begins and the lessons become more and more challenging

[@HarryFernandes15]

@@TeacherEddieHistory i know this is late but my mom "teaches" kids from less than 1 all the way up to 5 sometimes... and even at 1 year old or 2. she does teach.. ofc its the basics but how to eat what colors are which how to behave and more (im not there to see) basic coordination and its amazing when people 30 year old or more still come up to her on the street and remeber how she taught them basic manners or stayed with them while they had a fit. So i find it personally really amazing and no less or more important as they are sometimes more with my mom them their parents. And how they begun learning the botom of the basics with her Sorry for poor english We do call people like my mom educators and not teachers here in Portugal tho

[@kidjames6875]

Wait, wait... *DEMOCRACY!?*

[@CabinofAresfan8]

When the person said there school was a eagle mascot for there school I was like is it my school then thought there must be more schools with that mascot right? FEAR

[@RosheenQuynh]

16:07 Imagining poor Jakob eating Cheerios from a bowl on the ground and resisting the urge to urinate on furniture... kinda made me laugh, I'm sorry 😂 The only thing a pet and a kid have in common is that both are BIG responsibilities! That's where the similarities end because between the two it's... a whole other bag of Cheerios! 🤣

[@CreepDestroyer]

MY favorite teacher would always say, "There are no stupid questions, but the world is full of inquisitive idiots

[@embran8486]

Odd. I always heard growing up it's the phrase "there are no stupid answers". Which is true. The reply by anyone, in particular kids or students is (though sarcastic) often pretty insightful. So kids don't have to be wary answering the parents/ teachers/ senior question and thinking it's dumb reasoning.

[@Seiferboi]

When I was a sophomore, I had the worst English teacher the first semester. Literally, all we did was copy a handful of definitions on the whiteboard and socialized for the rest of the class. Every class period I had her, there ended up being a fist fight break out! Once, a guy was asking if he could use the restroom and the teacher refused. She ended up going out into the hallway to speak with another student and while she was gone, the guy got up and urinated in her iced tea. She was a chain smoker, which meant she didn't have a sense of smell or taste, so she didn't notice anything was wrong! Another student went into the garbage can once. And there were often students in the back of the classroom smoking weed! She was fired after the semester and then we got the best teacher afterwards.

[@flupflup12]

I once had this math class that was way below my level and my teacher the 1st semester was like doe whatever you want as long as tou get the grades. I got a 9 out of 10 in 15 minutes in a test we got 50 minutes to complete every time. My response i used to watch netflix the entire class. 2nd semester a new teacher, i was netflixing and she said: 'do some work or get out' i got tf out. Luckely we had a certain amount of allowed skipping hours and it was just the same amount of the math class. The teacher never saw me the entire semester i got my 9s and my class had to listen to the teacher complain about me constantly. Still one of my fave college story's

[@lynxddragon]

Oh, that wife in Highschool thing. Some students may have just have immigrated to the country, and my Highschool had this one program for Teaching them English while also keeping them on track, once they start learning, they get integrated into normal classes. Well, I had these 4 girlsin my class, and the Algebra Teacher put me in charge of them. Cuz I got my stuff done quickly and was the only fluent spanish speaker and translator. Well, through the school year I started learning about them. Some of them worked full time jobs, and actually missed school for them. Cuz some actually crossed the border by themselves and had to fend for themselves. I did end up close and bribing company for status for letting them just copy off my work. It wasn't until their graduation that I figured out one of them had a husband

[@Powercube7]

LET'S GO :D i found your channel yesterday and I'm really enjoying your content :D

[@TeacherEddieHistory]

Glad you enjoy it!

[@HendriS_1707]

there's this Math teacher in high school 2nd year (lets call him Mr. Ohm), in my high school , the classes are separated by grades. So the top 3 of each class in 1st year will be gathered in 1 class on the 2nd year, and it was class 2-2. One day, Mr. Ohm wrote a set of Math questions on the blackboard and then 1 student (top of that class) raised his hand as said "sir, you wrote them all wrong." then proceed to explain why and changed all the numbers in the questions so it is workable. a week later, Mr. Ohm resigned. later, we learned that Mr.Ohm is originally an elementary school teacher, who got a job in my school (a high school) through his connection with our school's headmaster. So... yeah, he's not good enough to teach a high school students.

[@eveyd602]

You know you said you haven't seen DragonballZ in the Goku vs Superman video which was a while back so things might have changed. You might like Dragonballz Abridged.

[@ashleynicolecooke4386]

I think it's saying when his wife was in high school not that they got married in high school

[@samyueruskazuki256]

I wish you were the teacher that I would have during my 12th grade year.

[@damiensheets8819]

Not clever comebacks but my science teacher my senior year of high school wouldn't wake students up if they fell asleep but he would also give the student that could stack the most pencil end erasers on them without waking them up extra credit points on the next test. 1 point for each eraser. My all time high was 15.

[@thenuclearreactor9334]

Can you point me towards some good study practices for someone with ADD? I’m always messing up because I can’t focus and I am taking physics this year so I really need to be able to focus

[@Krokmaniak]

I would say it depends of the country but I had Algebra in preschool

[@freeswagduck5467]

Yes sirr best video to watch after work

[@TeacherEddieHistory]

Thank you

[@skyyywolf9381]

I swear that 1st one was about me cause that exact thing happened with me in math, if I couldn't sleep I'd help my teacher teach 😅

[@psnb1069]

15:50 there are preschool teachers that teach how to write

[@timberpen878]

My dad died when I was two my teacher made us do Father’s Day card for our dads. I told her my situation and she told me to pretend

[@joe_rival]

Preschool teachers being compared to babysitters make sense but i disagree. I dont even remember my pre-school teachers but they invited an old lady that taught German to us for a while. and after school, we had one tv channel with German-dubbed cartoons. Now guess who was motivated to get home from school to watch those, and guess who had decent German before highschool.

[@Ben18338]

Hey I’m from germany and I really like your vids but can someone pls explain this school system to me cause I don’t get it

[@The_One_In_Black]

What you say about preschool should be true, but apparently at those expensive Ivy League prep schools they expect you to be at like a third grade level by the end of preschool.

[@StormRaven18]

holy shit i did that in high school , not my proudest moments as ive said in comments in other vidoes of your but yeah , pissed off that teacher so much , in the end i proved my point but still paid the price .

[@StormRaven18]

pls hunt for my other comments for context , wat i did btw was the first thing in this video , pls like this so eddie can see this as i posted this a few days after it came out

[@PolarPyre]

I feel slightly attacked at a Dental Hygienist student, just saying we put in way more work then a preschool teacher.

[@thatguythere6161]

19:18 Knowledge vs wisdom in a nutshell

[@ismael796]

Didn't know I snored until a teacher woke me up during our STAAR test back in middle school, it was math and I was one of the first to finish, never feel asleep during class since then.

[@mikelee8937]

I've seen you do a lot of comedy and education critique vids, but admit I'm curious how you possibly reacted to FNAF's creator going full Chickfila. Many gamers seem eager to excuse his donations since he also gave to LGBT charities. I say it's the equivalent of buying fish for a group in need while paying a crew in power to pollute the lakes and rivers the fish come from. PR indulgences, no more, no less.

[@erikburzinski8248]

We have the ablity to delay puberty so why dont we delay puberty untill they are ready to deal with those hormones.

[@luk4s56]

yeah some people are just different. my workaholic classmate in 8th grade telling teacher "i don't need that shit im is already making more money than you" is one that stands out the most in my memory

[@PhoenixshadowGaming]

Personally, I see preschool as a transitional phase hence the “pre” part. You might not be getting into academics but the whole thing functions like a low-level elementary school. Also, I would call preschool teachers to some degree, they might not teach common core but they teach kids ow to be a functional human being. It’s why (most) kindergartners don’t bite people.

[@zachp1000]

Facts my mom said the same thing when she was a teacher 🤣 but she mostly subbed . The ironic thing every student she had called her mom

[@alextheconfuddled8983]

By wife he means his future wife

[@MiniTitanic1]

This Nickname in this Vid with the A as first letter must be banned

[@MichaelS537]

I feel like that story about the drink was me in a class, I did the same thing. I was a senior having to take a freshman class I hadn't taken yet. The teacher was a total bitch and walked up and took my water out of my hand and tossed it saying "I will have no drinks in my class" and being a cocky easily angered 17 year old I hopped up, took her huge coffee mug off her desk and dropped it in the trashcan without a word. She sent me to the office and once I explained she got in trouble (I had a good relationship with the office staff) because our school allowed students to have up to a liter water bottle in class.

[@kurtslavain]

Your dentist comparison is kind of unfair. A dentist is equally important as a doctor. Adult teeth can't grow back. You either take good care of them or you loose them. Good luck having a fulfilling life without teeth.

[@TeacherEddieHistory]

An eye doctor is also important but on the scale of other doctors, lets be real.

[@kurtslavain]

@@TeacherEddieHistory Teeth require regular maintenance, while if you live a healthy lifestyle and NOT live in the USA you might not even need a more "serious" doctor...or visit them one in a blue moon or sth...unless you're genetically predisposed to health issues. Also eye doctors are very very important. Good luck living a fulfilling life without vision either. 😂

[@TeacherEddieHistory]

@@kurtslavain no one is saying eye and teeth doctors aren’t important, they’re just bottom of the lineup. Dentists perform a service as does my mechanic, but no ones looking at a dentist as a rock star of the medical world. You seem to have a fetish, it’s all good, Dick.

[@emmy.emm1]

Not necessarily a a smart@ss comment but my school had just started going back in person like the last 3 months of school and im really into mcyt and ships so like a few weeks before school I ended ( keep in mind for some reason can't take colors seriously bc of like shipping colors example: green and orange stands for bkdk) Up get sent home for 2 days bc I started giggling because there was alot of green and blue around the room (the colors of the dnf ship) so the teacher asked in a very intimidating voice "what's wrong " and im just like "i burn you" and some girl in the middle of the class goes like "you melt me" so then we both got suspended for "romantic gestures" in the middle of class- anaways i have made this comment way to long then it needs so be bc I have a problem of over explaining things 😃✋✋ also don't know why the first thing i said was i burn you literally could have said anything else but it is what it is-