Teachers Share the Craziest Fights They Had to Break Up

[@oofbekistan8469]

Some kid claimed he had the power of God and Anime on his side

[@for3stspirit]

I bet your actions had consequences.

[@nevhj9209]

@@for3stspirit they were probley disrespecting a future U.S army soldier

[@R3D_M4N]

It was a weeb

[@annaloopenheimer]

Oofbekistan Yeah, and tbh he kinda looked like a burnt chicken nugget.

[@aviationdude9546]

Lol

[@allisonblais487]

That story with Ana, Tim, and Louis is so messed up!!

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

Snorlax Diamond I get that but the guy was still cheating on/manipulating her, still she went a bit too far

[@profanegaming2829]

Based on Louis and his rage, I'm guessing Tim is gonna be a bottom.

[@spacepotatoes2019]

@Snorlax Diamond ikr she went to far

[@everlastingideas8625]

@Snorlax Diamond That s not a valid reason for cheating on the girl and keeping a relationship woth her. So he s wrong and there is no excuse. Still she went too far with sending the screenshots to her parents.

[@allisonblais487]

Yeah facts, I agree with y'all, she did go too far, but ouch it must have hurt to find out that your boyfriend you loved was just using you because he was actually gay... He probably should have broken up with her sooner. But yeah, Tim's situation SUCKS, having conservative parents that can't accept your sexuality is messed up... Big oofs all around.

[@breadleymcthicc5444]

Two girls got into a fight after I had a seizure. It was surprisingly unrelated, and it was just a really crazy day in general.

[@mullerpotgieter]

I dunno, the sight of someone having a seizure usually activates my bloodlust

[@sarb1943]

Well I hope you're okay lol

[@breadleymcthicc5444]

@@sarb1943 I'm doing really well, thanks!

[@wombochrombo3610]

@@mullerpotgieter Wtf

[@ownthevoid]

Phenate did you only click on this video to comment this?

[@paranoiarpincess]

The entire story about the English teacher in France is just so sad.

[@b.3432]

@@apocrowlypsenox Douchecanoues were cheating on her behind her back. Her boyfriend and her best friend. Literally a worst-case sitcom scenario. If these were women cheating on a man everyone would be on the dude's side smh. Poor girl found out she was being used and then had to be assaulted and badly hurt. It's not her fault Tim's parents were horrible.

[@saint2600]

@@b.3432 because he could've been killed which is incomparable, and it ain't her fault his parents were shit but she used it AGAINST him, knowing how they'd respond which is why she even did it in the first place? She should've gotten worse lol

[@b.3432]

@@saint2600 How the heck did she know they would react that way tho??? Conservative doesn't mean homicidal, she probably thought they were gonna yell at him and ground him, how the hell can you predict psychotic parents? If those two didn't want to get found out they shouldn't have involved an innocent 3rd party. I hope J gets thrown in jail.

[@saint2600]

@@b.3432 Why else would she take that route, then? If she knew such a thing and chose to out him then she knew the outcome would be damaging. She is most definitely not innocent. She deserved to get the shit stomped out of her.

[@b.3432]

@@saint2600 Again my dude, "damaging" can mean anything. Anyone in her situation would've throught they would just humiliate the guy to his parents, nothing more. She was probably just as shocked as everyone else to find out their reaction. And even if she made a mistake, factor in that the poor girl was feeling very hurt for being cheated on, and later got bashed in the head by some dude for being cheated on. You can't say that's fair. People were out to deceive and hurt her all throughout. Any pity I felt for the closeted gay dudes ended the second the narrator started talking about the beating. I have no sympathy for cheaters, and even less for dudes savagely beating up smaller girls than them. It's as simple as that.

[@eirikrhernandez8860]

"But boys typically stick to an honor code, no hits below the belt" This is surprisingly true, except, perhaps, for some trouble kids who just want an easy getaway and throw a kick in the nuts.

[@Spammard]

Except for the shin, which is the holy grail of combo opportunities

[@venomquill308]

Yep. Girls turn into cats. All nails, teeth, fists, feet, and everything goes. Hair pulling, tearing out accessories, biting, attacking with an instrument (like a high heel shoe). No wonder they're called cat fights.

[@Spammard]

...okay

[@phikav]

Which is why I take martial arts so I don’t do “cat fights”

[@venomquill308]

@@phikav I took martial arts, but I am just weak of muscle, so it could be a mix. It depends on what makes me more likely to "win" the fight or (for a lack of better term) gain less damage. Of course the fight itself would be a Plan D. Plan A is pacify, Plan B is warning, Plan C is fleeing, and Plan D (which would only occur if cornered or some else is in immediate danger) is fighting. Calling the cops/security/etc is part of each plan, of course. We are armed at birth with certain weapons and defenses. May as well use them.

[@faith-we7su]

70% fights they’ve seen 30% they had to break up

[@krista_]

Gucci & Sushi shut yo dumdum bubblegum-

[@spencerdecoteau8038]

yeet2 wow, what an interesting insult.

[@francosleaze]

yeet2 woah calm down that is very vulgar

[@swg1882]

@@krista_ Calm down sir

[@blueshirtkid4209]

yeet2 calm down sir he’s dead

[@tidyheidi9143]

Reminds me of what Hal said in Malcom in the Middle about school fights: “Remember kids, crazy beats big every time.”

[@itssplastic1463]

Omgyes

[@ninjadudezack]

I feel like I’ve heard that

[@dld6959]

lets go ! some Malcolm references at last ! remember the time they fought the clowns in season 1 or two ?

[@Hyreia]

I'm guessing Tim was dating Ana as a 'beard' so that his parents who suspected he was gay wouldn't start accusing him of it and threatening him to 'confess' and be 'punished'. Ana had every right to be angry but her reaction was way too much and literally put Tim's life in danger. You have to be very careful about acting when you're angry. A more reasonable answer would be her yelling at him in private and breaking up.

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

one of the more intelligent comments related to that story.

[@nameksg3279]

Hyreia not on my opinion it’s his parents fault for not being reasonable and Tim should have said and asked I know tons of people with fake relationships to trick people but they should actually tell eachother.

[@scribbelious2026]

BaconBoy try convincing parents like those, they cant just reason with you. it is their fault, but you camt change it. with parents like those its actually better to pretend to be straight, he should have told ana why but it could have risked her telling his parents. idk man, but when you have parents like his, prents like mine, you'll have to go to the extremes sometimes. having your mom tell you she never wants to speak to you irnhave anything to do with you ever again if you were trans just at the age of 11- that shit fucks up your way of thinking about these situations

[@definitelyrice]

Its no ones fault other then tims. get real

[@frogplush8071]

very wise words and i 100% agree, but you got to remember that in the pure moment of rage most people just do anything to get vengeance, then think about their actions after. they don't have time to think carefully about what they will do and the outcomes for everyone involved, they only think about the positive outcome that will happen for them. so yeah. i'm not saying you're wrong, i'm just stating that it's easier said than done.

[@owowhatsthis6260]

That forced outting story literally made me horrified. I wouldn't wish that onto my worst enemy, this shit isn't okay in the slightest.

[@walleras]

I agree Leading on a girl and using her as a scapegoat is scum. I woudla kicked the crap out of tomothe had she been my sister

[@hereyougo3075]

@@walleras What should he have done then? I understand that his actions were indeed horrible but what she did may have completely ruined his life even if he isn't physically hurt in anyway. He didn't have to lead her on but there could have been numerous ways to handle what she saw rather than send it to the parents.

[@jimmythornseed8605]

I was rooting for Ana. Cheating in that kind of situation is just a disaster waiting to happen, and its of Louis' own making. Like talking shit while standing right next to a cliff.

[@buhbo3250]

@@walleras He just wanted to avoid suspicion, you would have done the same if you were in the same situation

[@ieatgarbage8771]

Jimmy Thornseed well if you have to talk shit to not get pushed off, it seems a little more reasonable

[@jackswanson6718]

that story from France is super, super messed up. no one is in the right there, and everyone is terrible

[@bloodywonder16238]

The rational part of me understands that all three kids, Tim, Louis, and Ana, had a hand in that shitty situation. The irrational part of me was rooting for Louis.

[@jimmythornseed8605]

Funny, irrational part of me was rooting for Ana.

[@shaunakkulkarni4679]

Tim is the only semi decent person.

[@you_gullible_fucc]

Tim lead Ana on even when he could've passed as straight without her (assuming he was using her). Ana ruined Tim's family relationship and his possibly good future from his family because she let her emotions get ahead of her. Louis badly injured Ana in blind rage.

[@ieatgarbage8771]

Jack Swanson how about uhhhhhhhhh Tim

[@Rima42659]

One teacher at my school had to break up a fight between two ghetto girls fighting over a notecard.

[@mullerpotgieter]

Braver person than me.

[@azulslife4671]

was it a public school

[@lillywolf7364]

bro this is like half of my school tbh

[@hikaruriko6504]

Oml xD

[@grim3512]

That's like my entire school

[@justinyespacito2242]

Not a teacher but One time I saw a Yu-Gi-Oh match and it got tough

[@lollmao3247]

Did you live?

[@justinyespacito2242]

@@lollmao3247 No, I'm posting this comment from the afterlife

[@tonyj4435]

Delete your profile pic

[@Septembersend34]

@@tonyj4435 no

[@maverick885]

Lives were lost

[@Mauripsu]

Boy, the story with Ana... It surely escalated quickly and took a turn for the worse

[@wafa1606]

@Andromeda should've broken up with her tho

[@hannahiseithertiredorwired6265]

Nobody was innocent in that story. Tim was probably using Ana as a way to protect himself without her knowing, Ana responded by doing the worst possible thing she could have thought of and nearly got Tim killed, and there is a good chance that Louis had been the one to rescue Tim and had heard it from him, so he responded by beating the ever loving shit out of Ana.

[@briancatoni7000]

@@hannahiseithertiredorwired6265 Yeah no one was innocent and no one deserved what they got, I wish more people in the comments understood that disproportionate retribution is a thing

[@Mauripsu]

@@hannahiseithertiredorwired6265 I agree. They all are guilty to some degree

[@melonne7278]

Louis is probably the worst out of the trio, irrationally beating Ana half to death out of anger. I bet if there was no supervision or any interference, he would have actually beaten her to death. Tim and Ana are at the same level though, cheating and using someone is absolutely fucked, and Ana sending his gay sexts to his covservertive parents was not a good idea, albeit she probably didn't know his parents would go to the extreme of trying to kill their son.

[@ayyylmao101]

Ana, Timothée, and Louis are all in the wrong. What in the hell is that story...

[@jimmythornseed8605]

I dunno how anyone in these comments sides with that cheating psycho. Its his own fault for cheating while he was in such a position. Taking it out on a girl for his stupidity.

[@Grimmy76]

Jimmy Thornseed tim did not hit ana it was louis seriously listen to the damn story will you

[@jimmythornseed8605]

His boyfriend's stupidity then.

[@Exarch35]

@@jimmythornseed8605 no I can't blame him since he was in a conservative family and seemed to not even like her and it could've been a forced relationship.

[@jimmythornseed8605]

@THE UNNIVERSE! So it's ok to use people as props if other people in your life are pressuring you. Got it.

[@papanurgle8393]

In highschool, we had this like 4 and a half foot math Teacher who scared the shit out of us. Like, she was nice, helpful and quite approachable, but good lord help you if you disrupted her class. I'm a pretty big guy and 6.3', but almost nothing ever made me jump more than her calling out my last name in her class.

[@HugeCoffeeAddict]

Some people just radiate authority.

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

Those are my favorite kind of teachers. They do their job, help you when you need it, but they also take zero shit. My 7th grade language arts teacher was like that, and when my friend got her the next year, I gave her this advice: "If you behave, you'll love her. If you don't, you'll live in fear of her."

[@afinoxi]

There was a guy in my school who messed with EVERBODY. Literally. At one point my pals banded together and called him for a fight... Of him , his 4 other friends... My pals went to that fight with 80 people. I honestly felt bad for the guy. He was beat so hard half of his face didn't exist at the point. Police had been called , but couldn't do anything since there were too many people involved.

[@風-y3v]

E-eighty? How old were u guys

[@xxthisisyournamexx5073]

it was probably in a cafteria of a very large prison.

[@CraZCraft]

Abi Kerr A-AYAYAYAYAY ikr

[@silviaborja6196]

Eighty people? Shit did this happen in a school or a prison?

[@gamerfreak0007]

@Jason Poole My high school had over 2000 kids... 500+ per grade

[@Matt_Silverwolf]

Ah, yes, from reading answers on r/askreddit to watching videos of narrated r/askreddit answers. A classic move.

[@aviationdude9546]

I was sleeping when I got this notification

[@marunomi]

@Lya The Dork And the movie is a slideshow of texts from the book with Google text to speech reading it.

[@moth.monster]

@Lya The Dork More like an audiobook.

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

0:53 a good tactic is to confuse the enemy

[@Soze-zw1uy]

Enormous guys hurt themselves from confusion!

[@sgpagvbw9111]

Fax dude I am like 6'4 and wiegh like 240 once I was going to fight some dude near same size as me and I just froze as this tiny sub said the weirdest thing, if your hair is brown u were born on a Tuesday, we both froze and stopped I couldn't fight after being so confused

[@theoumber6604]

A trick I use to break up my sisters' fights is flicking the lights on-off-on if they were off before. They just look up like "what?"

[@sugondeez8261]

Ana deserves what she got, she doesn’t deserve any pity

[@emmawalter7970]

Nathan Tavera I mean... if she isn’t guilty then she deserves to die, but if she is then it was a heat of the moment thing due to him having an unbelievable affair. I wouldn’t EVER do what she did, but I get the reasoning I guess.

[@doughypeaches]

She deserved *nearly* every moment of it. He was still cheating in the end.

[@Deej210]

@@emmawalter7970 nah she deserved it lmao

[@Bedrock_Armor]

I disagree with that sentiment.

[@ravenscribbles2148]

I mean. Tim was cheating on her with one of her male friends. I believe what she did was justified, even though she did ruin his life. It would've been easier if he just broke up with her and secretly dating Louis instead.

[@YouOnlyLiveOnceA]

kudos to those 3 students who saved their teacher

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Imagine if a teacher had to break up a fight between John Wick and Shaggy. R.I.P.

[@Zachinthehat]

There would be nothing left of them. Receiving even a half force punch from shaggy immediately turns anyone to dust.

[@Zlightning0342]

Imagine still using shaggy memes

[@hithere7626]

If someone touched John Wicks dog however . . .

[@jonathanreali1966]

@@hithere7626 what if someone touched shaggy's dog?

[@pol1315]

jimmyku hhhn fuck off

[@ethanpetersen3840]

Theres enough drama in that French one to make a movie out of jesus christ

[@itssplastic1463]

Fr

[@ren2719]

One time my teacher had to break up a fight between two girls because the girl “copied” the other girls hairstyle 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@ieatgarbage8771]

Are the emojis the two girls?

[@techiesithastobetechies.8531]

Thank God I am a male

[@ieatgarbage8771]

Thank god I am a real human

[@user-rv3nv7ov7i]

Girls these days fights are soooo not needed

[@averyaan1112]

That's the stupidest reason for a fight I've ever heard of

[@darkice3267]

*Teachers of Reddit....* "Not a teacher but.."

[@Dracorex13]

Tag yourself: I'm the tiny girl in science lab.

[@ocloud7389]

?

[@ceoofghetto5895]

I'm Tim

[@aelinaag]

I’m Louis.

[@HPSCAR]

I'm Louis Edit: Only the rage part

[@fireyros3349]

I'm the tim/lab girl

[@slifer0081]

Son: Dad I'm gay Son 2: Dad me too Dad: Does anybody like girls anymore? Mom: I do Edit: 2.3k likes tnt

[@obeseblakegriffin6096]

Unoriginal

[@spencerreidenthusiast4338]

69th like 😎

[@JamBadguy]

Not even funny

[@FRESHVEGGIE]

wait what about the dad-

[@higuerap1975]

@@FRESHVEGGIE bisexuality

[@Jess-sw4yt]

Once a student punched a teacher in the stomach. She was pregnant... Edit: she was trying to stop a fight and got punched

[@brianna4970]

I hope that student got expelled

[@molyhayes5335]

That’s literally murder oh my god

[@Jess-sw4yt]

Samuel De Los Santos I didn’t know what happened but I knew the teacher was crying but now she’s on maternity leave so i think nothing happened. The kid got suspended bc it all started with a fight

[@yourlocaljobbernowl3386]

Coolp1000 rip baby 😞

[@Ellenchattergirl]

Once in year three, this boy got angry for whatever reason and turned over a table and threw two chairs. The teacher took the rest of the class to the other year three class (there were two classes) and we spent the last hour of school there. Needless to say, he was excluded.

[@michigan2974]

At my school (a very well respected private catholic school) we have at most 5 fights a year, but the best happened when I was a sophomore and two freshman got in a fight because one ate the others kit kat

[@kathyw64]

I used to go to a Christian private school/church and I feel like all the drama and ish happens at places like that

[@mikip282]

But do you blame them tho? Kit Kats are SACRED

[@popat997]

I'm so conflicted about the French people's story.

[@itssplastic1463]

Arent we all?

[@baldr6894]

Yeah, same

[@venomquill308]

Jeeeeeeeeeeeez. It's war od the gods and titans. Cheating is unacceptable. Using people is unacceptable. Beating people to near death is unacceptable. But outing a gay KID to his conservative parents is just outright _evil._ But, everyone got a punishment in this story. Gay kids flees his family for his life, evil girl gets the face beaten off her face, and gay mistress gets arrested. This is such a sick mess! Cheating is inexcusable, but the girl's revenge was demonesc and cowardly. The friend/boyfriend lashed out at the girl with frightening strength. Now, if the girl cheated on the dude, and the gay friend was a woman, this would be acceptable???? This situation is all kinds of messed up.

[@baldr6894]

@elephant35e for what? For being gay? I know cheating is unacceptable, and can’t be excused. But the way she handled the situation, she could have gotten him disowned, beaten, or worse. She knows what she did. She could have killed him They don’t deserve the absolute worst, and she didn’t deserve to be lead on. Everyone in this story is at fault. Nobody is innocent.

[@elephant35e]

Not for being gay; for being a cheating douchebag. I guess I was a bit too harsh, but imagine if someone did something cruel to you. You might get so angry, that for a brief period of time you might want to do the absolute worst things possible. I've never been cheated on, but people have pissed me off SO much in the past that for brief moments I wanted to torture them in the worst way possible.

[@roygbiv7807]

*_NOT A TEACHER BUT..._*

[@manager-nim2623]

How do you make that font? I know how to make it bold but how do you make leaning on the side?

[@idkanymoretbh5452]

Insfires man!! U use _ like how you would use the *

[@manager-nim2623]

@@idkanymoretbh5452 thanks bro, I appreciate it

[@Rain-ju2ql]

This teacher got body slammed by a kid in 6th grade I hadn’t seen the kid in 3years

[@idkanymoretbh5452]

Gamer girl 333 I unfortunately go to a really white school, so not much happens. But there was this one time where this guys were pulling the front pockets off of each other’s shirt. Ig this one dude didn’t wanna play that day. Legend has it that he flipped and body slammed the guy who pulled off his pocket.

[@PikminandOatchi]

03:27 Mrs Puff breaking up Spongebob and Patricks fight that one time.

[@namjoonsrealwife]

XD

[@wilhelmvanastrea7344]

Benny Boi Mrs puff the og for that one

[@didimajeed]

I remember 2 years ago 3 kids was fighting. Didnt know why. One of them was a boxer and the 2 other was against him. The boxer kid broke one kids nose and the other one moved shcool after that. The boxer kid was a bullied and silent kid and he never punched or annoyed anyone before or after that. Later found out the kid who moved shcool was the bully and the kid who broke his nose had also bullied him (the boxer kid) a bit. The boxer kid ended up as my friend and his name is Neero. He is kinda nerdy but still cool and chill. Im not a teacher and sorry for bad english, its my second language:)

[@eVill420]

Sh! Cool!

[@a.m.3138]

I’m a student but this story came from our head of Discipline in an assembly once. Apparently two Tenth Graders got into a fist fight during lunch break because one refused to share a packet of juice with the other, what makes it more ridiculously hilarious is the brand of the juice which only came in one size: large packet with a twist cap opening at the top. Entire auditorium was laughing for a few good seconds. Makes me wonder how thirsty either student was.

[@SCESG400]

I remember my sophomore year of high school this kid was having a fight in the commons with another student and while one of the teachers came to break up the fight. The kid who initially started hitting first, leg sweeped the living shit out of the teacher for no reason when all he did was approach and try to keep the two away from each other. At that moment my fight or flight reaction kicked in and let’s just stay and all state wrestler mat returning you to your back flat on a hard tile floor isn’t the best feeling. I genuinely felt sorry for the teacher that day. No one deserves that. Enemy or not. Thats just plain disrespectful. Eventually the security guards got there to get everyone to go away. Kid got suspended for 2 weeks. I got detention for the day. Ended up having lunch with the teacher that got hurt after school and made a good friend :)

[@SCESG400]

Samuel De Los Santos detention for slamming the guy on the floor. Apparently it was seen as unnecessary aggression. Which still blows my mind to this day. Got we he deserved and I’ll do it again. don’t feel bad about it.

[@chrisguerrero5046]

Not a teacher but I was in middle school and this Mexican chick I was dating got in a fight with this other chick and the chick that i was dating ripped the other girls real hair out and like lots of it lmao

[@slaveofgod3481]

God dayyum these chicks are crazy

[@efloof9314]

Badmofo fuck dude after the day i told the girl i didnt want any tang srs she got into a fight and i heard that she went full on ape on the other girl other girl was cute bruh

[@thomasturner6980]

Me in a fight Flee omg I'm so scared don't touch me u probably have aids

[@alexdamba7905]

Thomas Turner LoL to me fighting is too much work!With the hitting and dodging as quick movements.I rather watch Netflix and eat then get into physical altercations

[@justinyespacito2242]

Makes sense

[@slifer0081]

Lol 😂😂😂

[@SkyKitten1]

Yeah, I'd rather not have to sue anyone to pay my medical bills.

[@oliverspencer3835]

aids can't be spread that way but sure

[@koko-rm7ew]

my teacher told us a story where a fight got so big people started calling in their adult friends to break onto school property to help them

[@djimma5080]

School should deal with fights like this - They have a boxing ring with required equipment, then fights are either organised to be in the ring or if the fight starts out of the ring its moved to the ring and the whole school is forced to watch

[@wydtdbren]

Imagine being the french black kid in that fight screaming WORLDSTAR

[@t4ndenn]

Teacher when kids are fighting -_-

[@mzytryck]

Re the "boys fighting with a code of honour" thing, I'm a teaching assistant in the UK, and one of the most popular teacher training manuals says that fights between boys are usually posturing that gets physical because both are marginally more afraid of looking like a coward than they are of being hurt, so they usually (not always) box at a distance and are secretly delighted when a staff member intervenes and gives them a face-saving reason to back down. They will adhere to the code of honour both because it's still mostly a chest-beating ritual and/or they're just buying time until the fight can end without being too embarrassing and don't want to provoke the other into really going for them in the meantime. When girls go beyond verbal and get physical, it's because they've gone completely berserk and are REALLY trying to hurt the other, or are defending themselves from someone who is acting like a wild animal and they're genuinely terrified and fighting desperately. So yes, boy fights are (generally speaking, of course,) more honourable, and girl fights are truly vicious. That hideous story about the French school shows what happens when a boy really does "fight like a girl", and the results ain't pretty.

[@p.x.x.l.s]

Teacher broke up a fight the other day where one was curbstomped. Injuries included skull fractures and missing teeth.

[@barbossa8142]

A year or two after I left high school, my younger brothers - who both attended the same school - had their school on lockdown, had SWAT called in and the FBI due to a gang war that took place after school let out. My old high school was pretty rough in terms of some students. I went to a school that was known for weekly if not daily fights, so when we heard on Facebook that there was a big fight on campus, no one was surprised until the details came out. Someone posted the video here on KZbin years ago though. This was the same school in which we had a bomb threat my sophomore year, and a kid in my chemistry class junior year made a list of people that he planned on killing in a school shooting. Two of my classmates were on that list. That same student wound up arrested a few years later for sexually assaulting a girl.

[@flyingstonemon3564]

Dang that's messed up

[@barbossa8142]

@Face in the Crowd - San Marcos High School, in San Marcos, TX

[@abbey03]

Not a teacher but Once saw a bey blade fight and they let a rip so hard

[@sarb1943]

6:00 - "screenshit" had me DEAD

[@whytfdoesYTneedhandlesfor]

One kid at my school got expelled for going around and throwing ketchup at people.

[@questionable803]

Throwing ketchup?? Ketchup is a liquid

[@arkbennet8299]

@@questionable803 semi-solid

[@someguyfromtheinternet5102]

Ark Bennet ketchup is salsa.

[@dougdimmadomeownerofthedim2918]

@@someguyfromtheinternet5102 Ketchup is a smoothie..

[@ssc3360]

@@questionable803 Ketchup is alot more viscous and can be held in the hand in larger quantities and thrown, than a flowing watery liquid.

[@CMTechnica]

Men stick to an honor code in fights? I’ll believe that when I see it!

[@lolz3577]

What men do you know that don’t? Only a handful of dickbags at my school EVER hit below the belt.

[@mzytryck]

Teaching assistant in the UK, here, and one of the most popular teacher training manuals says that fights between boys are usually posturing that gets physical because both are marginally more afraid of looking like a coward than they are of being hurt, so they usually (not always) box at a distance and are secretly delighted when a staff member intervenes and gives them a face-saving reason to back down. They will adhere to the code of honour both because it's still mostly a chest-beating ritual and/or they're just buying time until the fight can end without being too embarrassing and don't want to provoke the other into really going for them in the meantime. When girls go beyond verbal and get physical, it's because they've gone completely berserk and are REALLY trying to hurt the other, or are defending themselves from someone who is acting like a wild animal and they're genuinely terrified and fighting desperately. So yes, boy fights are (generally speaking, of course,) more honourable, and girl fights are truly vicious. That hideous story about the French school shows what happens when a boy really does "fight like a girl", and the results ain't pretty.

[@autisonm]

In middle school (U.S) everyone in my grade was split up into groups (kinda like houses from Harry Potter or British schools) and apparently I was in the group that was in just about every fight that school year. (Barring two people from the same group fighting) It was so bad that next year after everyone had moved on to highschool the group was fucking renamed lmao

[@rorymadden4999]

One time in Japanese class this kid called me a wuss for not liking wasabi. This kid was the second tallest in the whole grade, after his twin brother. And he was super aggressive. So anyway, when he called me a wuss I called him a fatass. He then proceeded to pull my chair out from under me. So I got one of those small whiteboard things and hit him twice in the back. He got super pissed and was screaming and crying and hit me back with another whiteboard right on the tailbone. Neither one of us could walk more than 15 metres per minute and because this kid lived like a 2 minute walk from the school, he just walked home, which is what he does every time he gets in trouble. And then the next day we were friends again lol

[@jimmythornseed8605]

Wasabi is easy. Just breathe in through the nose and exhale through the mouth and you avoid the sinus assault and it's just a regular spicy condiment.

[@starsdoyoulikethem]

Lmao, what? You guys just become ‘friends’ again after that?

[@alfredkruse1517]

1:01 Hmmmmm. Tiny lady in a cardigan that makes even big tough dudes go back to their seats. That reminds me of someone.

[@Mauripsu]

Can we take a moment to talk about "C. Al. C. Ian?"

[@clexamemori3823]

😂

[@jadahoizer9668]

A brave lad.

[@Mauripsu]

@@jadahoizer9668 He just wants your bones to grow properly

[@FORZAPOTENZA]

My mate once had this really weird fight, this girl poured her full water bottle over my friend and my friend goes to push her. Well this girl hit my friend a few times. Only weird part is my friend gets to the safety to report it, and the first question they ask is if she wants a glass of water. At least in her pain and anxiety she could still see the funny side of that though, made me feel better. Also have been taught by someone who at a previous school was threatened by a pupil with a staple gun. And another time, this lad had been kicked out our school, ended up managed moved to my friend's school. Well apparently in a weird fight, this lad had someone empty a fire extinguisher onto him. Would have felt sorry for this lad, but he picked on literally all the lads in our class.

[@nochill9475]

"WORLDSTAR!" the international calling of a street fight.

[@thebudgieadmiral5140]

Here is a funny story from the school I went to. We had just finished our A-levels and everyone was super extatic. There was a party at school. I didn't attend, but the next morning I get a text from a friend with a news article. You see, there was a construction site next to the school. And on that construction site were lots of tools and heavy equipment. Guess what, some idiots from my class had decided that hijacking a bulldozer was a brilliant idea, and they mowed over a bench or something. They also climbed on top of the school roof using the construction scaffold and damaged stuff there. I think the school pressed charges and people were arrested. So when we all were given the final goodbye by our principal the next day, he was less than extatic.

[@jacobchurchwardtruered116]

Not a teacher but I saw a fight where these 2 dudes where fighting and one kid was sick of it grabbed a pencil and stabbed them in the legs and drag them to the nurse as If nothing happened. I don't know what happened to him

[@flyingstonemon3564]

Tf man that kid got no chill but wth

[@whaleuvula]

Hey brainy dude you okay you haven’t posted memes in a month

[@suborgtfo.4433]

Works everytime in every fight, when your mum gay and dad lesbian, • • • • But, your the fastest no u in the whole school...

[@slifer0081]

Dad lesbian?

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

@@slifer0081 No u.

[@slifer0081]

Like................ ....................... 👇

[@BrickyRiver0712]

@@slifer0081 yessir

[@suborgtfo.4433]

@@BrickyRiver0712 😂

[@martontauber8213]

Imagine starting a fight and 5 minutes later you're throwing a f*king desk

[@annah8921]

I go to a decent school but a lot of the kids come from rough neighborhoods. Once as I was getting on the bus, I walked by two boys having a verbal fight, just calling each other profanities and all that. Then after I got on the bus, I noticed everyone looking where I’d just walked. I found out a fight had broken out, but was quickly stopped by somebody who works at our school name Damingo. I don’t really know what he does, but he used to be in the army and he deals with bad kids and is called in to break up fights. Also one time as I was walking to class after lunch a fight suddenly broke out and this kid shoved another kid into some metal things. Again, Damingo broke up the fight. I don’t even know how he got there, one second there’s a fight, the next there’s a gigantic black guy dragging the kids to the office.

[@No-fi6wu]

At my school these two kids fought over Pringles, yep Pringles not even kidding one of them ended up in the hospital

[@cfg4l458]

In my school we legit on sports day had a large group of students doing takedown winner stays on no punches just knock them on their ass 2 teachers watch from in the crowd 😂

[@Wi-Fi-El]

There weren't any crazy fights tbh, but when I was a high school sophomore my idiot friend made a bomb threat on the bathroom wall to try to get his 18th birthday off of school. The school had the FBI and shit investigate, and compared the threat to everyone's English assignments for handwriting. This guy never did any work, but he had actually done his homework, and they found out his birthday was the day the bomb would supposedly be detonated. This guy is not a violent or dangerous person, but he is an absolute mega idiot. The most dangerous thing he owned was an airsoft BB gun, no chemicals, no gunpowder, not even a lighter. He thought bc it was a "joke" he would just get suspended. He was in jail for a few months and had to go to the reform school until senior year

[@flyingstonemon3564]

Poor guy

[@Opethfannumberone]

a kid got stabbed outside of my school. you could literally see the blood droplets on the pavement as the hospital and the bus stop were in the same street

[@HotaraTakeo]

A guy used poor girl to look straight, cheated on her and she deserves to be beat up because she outed them both?! Thats some sick shit

[@Alex-ko4vh]

Its always fun on the last day of 8th grade. On the bus ride home these 2 girls who had been arguing all year finally went at it. Weave flying everything. Eventually the bus driver sees but by that time someone pulled the emergency exit and the back of the buss open and someone got kicked the fuck out of it. Everyone recording everyone screaming worldstar. Seriously the best year in my life.

[@linusmlgtips2123]

Lmao what happened to the kid that got kicked out of the bus?

[@hithere7626]

"But I went into his personal texts, and sent them to his family I know could possibly harm him, and then someone gave me a good beating!" So who's the guilty one? The boy that was rightfully cheating on a horrible person, or the girl who purposefully ruined the boys relationship with his family and got a good beating for it? Now. I know some people will think I'm sexist or something, but if the boy did that to the girl I'd support the boy getting beaten up too.

[@princedorado6368]

There's no such thing as "rightfully cheating". Yea, she shouldn't have gone that far and should've dumped him. If he didn't want to be with her, he should've "stayed single". Clearly, he was good at keeping it a secret so he probably would've been fine. Both were in the wrong.

[@princedorado6368]

@Jaylynn Holmes Of course what she did was worse, but there is never a good reason to use someone for your personal gain. Based on the story, yea she probably did suck. Did she really love him? She could have. We don't know. Not excusing her actions, but, in the end, he did play her. If that was his intentions from the being, you need to make your intentions clear or things like this can happen (though this is an extreme case). I'm sure he could've had a friend play along with him and no one would be hurt. IN NO WAY AM I EXCUSING WHAT SHE DID!!! What she did is put his life on the line. There's no way around that. Her revenge was over the top and should have not happened.

[@hithere7626]

Jaylynn Holmes I’m supporting both getting beaten up, and I’m male.

[@hithere7626]

Prince Dorado Perhaps I worded it wrong. The girl doesn’t sound like a very nice person, in fact I think she’s probably abusive if she was willing to go into her boyfriends phone.

[@hithere7626]

Prince Dorado Yeah, both were probably in the wrong but the boy made a dumb decision, perhaps it was cool to have a girlfriend in his school. On the other hand the girl potentially ruined his life, and we don’t even know the full things that she will do with the small amount of information the post has given us, perhaps the boy was actually a horrible person or the girl was WAAAAY worse than the post tells us.

[@LegionZGaming]

surprisingly those aren't that worse where here in Indonesia they fight in bunch using melee weapon like sword, razor, blade, amok and etc. Literally killing each other.

[@efloof9314]

Legion Z those r the anime fights

[@someguyfromtheinternet5102]

When i was in school. It was bats. Rebar. Knives. Sometimes guns. But mainly fists.

[@LegionZGaming]

@@someguyfromtheinternet5102 too bad guns was too expensive and hard to find here, if not idk whats next

[@Tashwampa]

I remember once these two big ass dudes are fighting in the hallway and people couldn't even get around them (at my school folks ignored fights as often as they watched them). And this TINY English teacher that just about everyone knew and adored just like appeared. Except she's heavily pregnant and she goes to physically break them up, but everyone who saw (including me, the coward) surged forward to restrain them and protect her. Looking back, that was really cool of the students to do that.

[@alexleon2188]

Not a teacher, but a student There was a pre planned fight at a rival school of mine that grew from 2 kids to literally hundreds of kids. Obviously our cities police had to show up because there is no way the staff could break it up. Lunch had to end early, and once it was all said and done, 3 kids had to go to the hospital and 2 staff members were injured. The school sent out a massive email to the entire district and it's parents about the incident (note my district is pretty big, 21 schools and over 25,000 students across like 3 cities). I'm still not sure about the punishments that resulted from it but I figure that it's a lot

[@dalayneejo]

Anna deserved that and more. I was outed in middle school to my entire (extremely Christian and extremely conservative) community, which led to a bunch of shitty shit. so one night, after a really traumatic event at school, i couldn’t take it anymore. i’m the BIGGEST theatre/music nerd, and so when i missed our choir concert that night - i was in the hospital from a suicide attempt - rumours spread, the main one being i’d broke into a neighbour’s house, stole his things because i was ‘obsessed with’ him, and then went back home to stab myself in the chest. they said i was in critical condition... which i wasn’t. i had taken pills - not near enough to hurt me, but they still had to watch my vitals and stuff. so yeah.... people who snitch deserve more than a stitch :)

[@dalayneejo]

MrODST57 - I feel as if you missed the whole point of this comment. I attempted suicide because my fucked up mental health mixed with the fucked up social climate of middle school. I was not healthy at the time, and any little thing would send me into a fit of anxiety. I understand how my comment may have come off that way, totally my mistake.

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Anyone else think yt is committing racisms against deaf people by not having the subtitles available in sign language?

[@iroastpeopled9281]

😂😂😂

[@bottlerocket2528]

Its not just discrimination, its genocide!

[@Fraggr92]

Sad thing is that i can't even tell if you're joking or being serious anymore... xP

[@iroastpeopled9281]

Karl The Fragr he’s joking-deaf people can read subtitles lol

[@Kennedy-yv8id]

I was literally *chanting* for Louis to win the fight

[@grickwardsnufa]

Not a teacher, but I remember this one time in middle school where a few teachers were out because a fight broke out but there were three different crowds. One was a rap or dance battle, one was the fight, and the last was just a group of people clapping. I don't remember how the fight stopped but I remember the principal getting really mad and said that the next person who claps gets suspended. Literally everyone started applauding.

[@ellie-ys5hw]

not a teacher but once there was a fight and a big crowd had formed and the teacher literally just looked at the crowd, sighed and quickly walked away.

[@darion1728]

Tim, Ana, Louis - The story of cheating, defamation and woman beating

[@im00n.83]

There are some natural instinct rules that you must respect when you are a boy and fight : - Never hit the balls - Never go for the eyes

[@im00n.83]

Warbel the honour code is simple, hit him wherever you want but if you hit im in the balls or in the eyes, then you lost. It’s like a natural instinct, u don’t think about it while fighting but you just don’t do it

[@EmilySpiritExT]

6:48 That whole story is super horrible! That girl knew that boy would get in trouble for being in love with a dude by his family! So intense that he had to run away from his own house to feel safe from his family! That girl deserved what she got cause her actions could have possibly gotten the boy killed by his own dad! That girl was just evil to that boy! :c

[@brandonlarimore5223]

Not a teacher, and not my school, but at a neighboring school, two kids got in a serious fight in the cafeteria. One of the war vets in the school, the female JROTC instructor, a Marines Gunnery Sergeant, ran into the crowd and pulled the kids apart. Kids tore out, knocked her over, and curb stomped her. Resource officers broke through and subdued it. The lady got out with several broken ribs, a broken leg, a broken arm, and a hospital visit.

[@winterohlson9432]

I still can’t get over this. One time there were two kids sitting behind me on the bus. It was our way back from a field trip. One was looking out the window and one was looking the other way (I could see via their reflection in my window). I tapped the guy looking out the window on his shoulder towards the other guy. He proceeded to deck that guy so goddamn hard across the face and I enjoyed every minute of it.

[@bobbytherossy1257]

Boys usually stick to the code unless seriously pissed off

[@HPSCAR]

Accurate, or they are being suffocated and have a ball shot with their elbow available

[@LuisHernandez-or9ws]

Not a teacher but once These two kids were fighting and before student #1 threw a punch student #2 said “Omae wa mou shindeiru” and student #1 died after that

[@YouOnlyLiveOnceA]

i hate violence, but ana got the karma she deserved.

[@reidleblanc3140]

When I was in middle school this one kid got into a fight with the gym teacher and punched him in the face. The gym teacher almost broke the kid's arm. He got suspended for like a month. Gym teacher still has a scar. That was literally the first fight at that school in like 10 years.

[@aidanadkins5922]

A fight broke out in my school's cafeteria. Two girls started fighting, and it was violent. The principal jumped onto a table to try and break it up. After being pulled apart, one girl was still going for it. The school cop had to restrain her. She was still going for it. At one point, one of the stronger cafeteria workers put her in a headlock, and *she was still going for it.* All the while we were surrounded by people screaming at them to let her go, and not to touch her. But what the hell did that other girl do to make that girl try so hard to beat the shit out of her?

[@deathnoteios374]

Every one who read this I hope u have a great day

[@senajabeen1076]

Thank you I hope you had a good day

[@nyesis4287]

Death Note ios thanks Man U too

[@dragoinchesire834]

What Ana did was wrong, but Tim could've handled it better, like explain why he's dating her instead of just using her. Tim was more on the wrong imo and he should be called the police on his parents afterwards. And I hope loise was thorogly punished also.

[@brianna4970]

Nah cause if it was the other way around yall would be like "YAAAAS QUEEEEEEN"N

[@cadenfalcon9134]

Where’s my 144p gang at!!

[@JT-xo8xi]

I’m not a teacher and fyi this story isn’t “the worst fight” because it was dangerous or something it was just because it’s plain sad. There’s this kid in my class and he starts so many fights (for no reason) but whenever he gets hurt even if it’s a scratch he will come running up to the teacher and starts crying about how we “hurt his feeelings” or “hurt him” and this happens weekly so we just ignore him at this point. Even the teachers are fed up. So one day out of the blue this kid walks up to me and tries to punch me and then when he missed he tries to throw a fucking rock at me. I shove him away, he falls and then starts to cry. A couple teachers who were watching this happen just ignored him. He noticed that the teachers weren’t doing anything (I don’t know why they ignored him because they usually intervene but maybe they got tired of his bullshit?) and he quickly stands up and starts screaming at me. I’m just annoyed at this point and kicked him hard in the shins and walk away.

[@itsjustjelly2152]

Not a teacher but, one time a kid (let's call him R) was hitting on another kid's (let's call him B) girlfriend, or was harassing or talking shit about her I was told several different sides of the story. Anyhow, during breakfast in the cafeteria, B pulls R into a headlock, slams his head into a table a couple of times so hard that the table is pushed out of the way and B ends up slamming R's face into the tiled ground a few more times. A teacher comes in and breaks it up. There's blood everywhere, on the floor, on R's shirt and on his face. R walks away with a broken nose, and B gets suspended. Everyone, including me, hated R, so we all felt like he kinda got what he deserved. Also this entire thing happened directly behind me, and I only noticed when my friend, who was sitting across from me, pointed it out. This was in my freshman year. A year prior, I saw another fight again in the cafeteria, but at my middle school this time. I was walking to the cafeteria for lunch, and I was running late because I got held up by a teacher who decided to make us stay after class because these kids were being loud. In middle school, we had this thing called fresh air where everyone had to walk around the school before we could eat lunch, so almost everyone else was already outside, aside from a few others. When I got there, 2 guys looked like they were in a fight, except the one of the guys was a lot smaller than the other, and the smaller one was beating the hell out of the smaller one. I overheard the smaller one saying something along the lines of, "You told them I cried you son of a bitch??!" which I thought was pretty comical. The kid had done this before and ended up getting expelled, and the kid getting beat up, because he was much taller than the kid beating him up, walked away with only a few nasty bruises.

[@unclejoe8313]

WHERE IS TUMBLR WUMBLR THIS US DAY 4 Also I was as first

[@madelainewentzel2362]

YES PLEASE IVE BEEN TRYING I STILL BUT HAVENT BEEN NOTICED :C

[@reigenarataka5589]

ana deserves what she got. yeah tim wasn’t exactly innocent and there’s a better way of going about that than cheating, but ana literally ruined his relationship with his family and basically ruined his life.

[@amber6473]

6:57 i mean snitches get stitches so

[@lowri974]

Not a teacher, but I remember in year 7 this (tiny) dude, lets call him Kid A, with anger issues threw a chair at someone else, let’s call him Kid B (twice his size). I was in the room and I was terrified tbh. Me and Kid B ran out and trapped Kid A in the room, it took the two of us and someone else to shut the door on him while another person went and got a teacher. It took THREE adult teachers to grab Kid A (who, mind you, is probably under 5 feet tall) and take him to the office. That was a crazy day.

[@inviso87]

Teacher here. Worst fight I had to break up almost ended in me having a heart attack (chest pain, difficulty breathing, the works). 2 girls had fought the Friday before, but were for some reason not suspended. Guess who had they the following Monday first thing? Lucky me. As I prepared students for an assessment, I noticed the one girl approached the other (who had told me to keep her away from her). So I stepped in and told the girl to go to her assigned seat. She refused, said she only needed a minute. Told her we cannot start the assessment without her in her seat and signed into her laptop (many students needed this assessment to pass the marking period, and I felt turning the class against her was a safer option than just me). As such, the class followed up, telling her to just take her seat and they could talk later. Girl grabs her laptop and moves to the seat right next to the girl. At this point I get annoyed and walk over to them, standing between them (the one was standing, the other sitting still), and tell her she needs to move back to her assigned seat. I put my arm in front of her, as a way to get her to go to the other side of the room (which has always worked before), but instead she pushed my arm away and said this was being settled here and now. She then tried to push me away but I wouldn't budge (for reference, the girl was actually slightly taller than I am, and in JROTC, so she was no skinny girl by any means, she had some muscle on her). It reached a point where when she attempted to push through me, I had to physically restrain her to avoid getting hit myself as she was throwing her tantrum. The other girl who had been sitting there silent the whole time snapped, screaming about how this is gonna happen right now, and flipped her desk over. The class is just sitting there in awe of what's happening (no one had a phone, I had confiscated them all). The girl who was initially silent now screaming attempted to take a swing at the girl I was restraining with all my force, and in doing so, slapped me across the face. My glasses hit the floor and half the class jumped from their seats to help me. I threw the girl who slapped me into her 2 bigger male friends, who then both restrained her, while I still held the other girl in a bear hug. I screamed for the teacher next door to call security and get me help. One student dove to the floor to grab my glasses so they wouldn't be stepped on, while another (I didn't know at the time) ran out to get security. The two guys dragged the girl out and administration came in to get the other girl who I was still restraining. After letting her go, she attempted to chase the other girl but the admin let out a large howl at her and she stopped immediately. The girl I held back was allowed back only on the final day of school to take missing final exams. The other wasn't allowed to return until the following year. The one who slapped me apologized profusely while crying to me when I had to step out of my room to give a statement as another teacher watched my class. She felt really awful about it and it killed her to know she struck her favorite teacher. The other girl apologized for doing it in my class during the last day. I still see them both on occasion. For a short while, they somehow even became friends. I always remind them of what they did to me. What they don't know, is the aftermath. After returning to class, my chest began to tighten, and I had difficulty breathing. I sat with my eyes closed at my desk for at least 15 minutes. Apparently, no one even tried to cheat. They knew I had been through enough, and didn't want to add to it. For some reason, administration never thought to send me to the Nurse to get checked out (even though I had scratches on my face from being hit). I'll always be a bit salty over that. My health and safety was the bottom priority for them, and it was in that moment that I truly felt it. I've broken up 5-10 fights over the course of 5 or so years of teaching. I've had a nasty habit of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Guy fight was the easiest break up ever. After the big dude took a swing, I hopped right in between them and when he saw it was me, he stopped. He had a lot of respect for me, and didn't want to risk harming me over a kid who owed him money. Girl fights are horrifying and usually end very poorly. Every girl fight I've broken up has just been so nasty.

[@MrRoombastic]

I'm not gonna lie. Ana deserved everything she got lmfao

[@ComradeVenus]

"Teachers of Reddit" *NOT A TEACHER, BUT*

[@averysavory7409]

not long ago, this kid in my class broke this other kids hand. that was like last week. last year this kid broke this dudes arm. PRIMARY SCHOOL. wtf

[@bobbie7031]

At my school last year a kid got mad at then other for not giving him drug money and threw him out a window. It was on the first floor but he had some cuts and a broken nose. The other guy that wanted the money back got suspended and arrested for assult and had to pay for the window.

[@ghostofmisao.]

One day there was about 4-6 fights resulting in police being called, a taser being used, and a window being broken.

[@someguyfromtheinternet5102]

acidicvapor that sounds dope.