Police Officers Share Their Most Memorable Stories of Pulling Someone Over

[@sry4wut1commentedAsAchild]

00:42 Let's just acknowledge that there's a cop on the internet with "Fartington Fartsworth" as a username. Alright; carry on.

[@emansol9588]

Edit: Ok yes, I am a dumbass. My bad lol

[@julianadams3710]

Eman Sol how does a drunk dude sitting in his car sound unrealistic? It was the most benign story ever

[@julianadams3710]

Eman Sol Yes I have been drunk, and a hallmark of being drunk is doing stupid shit that doesn’t make sense to sober people

[@charleydarley3054]

Have you heard of Dounut Operator? He's ex-military, ex-swat, and does youtube now.

[@JunoScream]

4:28 guy obviously forgot to top off his blinker fluid before starting his shift.

[@forwardslash6750]

*Officer* : How high are you sir? *Driver* : no. Its "Hi, How are you sir?"

[@slifer0081]

Wrong. Edit: I meant Trump

[@aaronm4858]

@@slifer0081 you now have the big gae

[@soggus4275]

@@slifer0081 That's from an RCMP advertisement.

[@zorcher1016]

Looooooool

[@Daiems]

@@slifer0081 correct

[@jazzykibble3213]

The woman in a nightgown broke my heart.

[@TheHelghast1138]

Me too 💔

[@zombiekakuzu9433]

Jazzy Kibble yup that was actually so sad

[@theillusion3622]

Simulatorz I hope this is a joke, if it’s not, you don‘t have a heart

[@Kluckp]

@Simulatorz no heart bastard

[@SDCVoltaic]

That story got my heart aching ouch :(

[@icyeva]

8:48 That hit me... Cops need to deal with situations that can be very difficult mentally, sometimes it influences them so bad that it harms their emotional and mental state

[@BlueSmokie]

When they become messed up they are transferred to black communities

[@tukuiPat]

Much like Correctional Officers they develop a dark sense of humor as a way to coup with the shit they go through, but most who make it to retirement are likely to suffer from PTSD or at high risk of suicide. LEOs and COs deal with a lot of shit and a lot of the time aren't thanked for the good they do.

[@tukuiPat]

@@BlueSmokie found the edgelord.

[@BlueSmokie]

@@tukuiPat hey. Just going by my personal experience. I'm currently living in a white neighborhood and the cops here are nice to everyone black or white. When I was growing up in a black neighborhood the cops there were horrible.

[@BlueSmokie]

@TowwerN3 not a man here, I'm a female.

[@charleydarley3054]

7:44 Husband not coming home from Afghanistan made me cry

[@slifer0081]

?

[@giin97]

@@slifer0081 the lady in the White Toyota that was about to hang herself from a bridge. She had just found out that her husband, likely military or military contractor, had just been killed in Afghanistan. The thought of finding out a loved one has died can be especially impactful, especially if that has happened to you in the past.

[@charleydarley3054]

@@slifer0081 7:44

[@tttheemeraldsword7528]

It's 1 minute on, you linked to chewbacca

[@Indigowaves2]

I had to stop the video for a moment and cry.

[@gtownjake2854]

My grandpa had the first one happen to him a while back. Cop asked for his pilots license and he gave him it and was let go with a warning.

[@zerumi1266]

Plot Twist: Your grandpa was that guy

[@FirstDagger]

Tonight on things that never happened.

[@johsmith2481]

"Is there a problem officer?" I bust a gut.

[@FurryWrecker911]

Wow! That syringe one was brutal! *Afghanistan clip plays* I didn't know it was possible to be punched this hard without actually being punched. Ow...

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

and both stories were from the same post. that cop has seen some SHIT.

[@oofbekistan8469]

"How high are you?" "5'9''

[@ChiefYoshi]

How high are you? “ hi there”

[@revantheno-lifedemon885]

Man, i'd not only shatter his jaw. Damn i'd show that dude some serious police brutality.

[@jordenhenderson4691]

Haa im higher than you in 6`3

[@Daiems]

@@revantheno-lifedemon885 why do you want to shatter everyones jaw

[@phelan8385]

@@Daiems I think he replied to the wrong comment

[@yeonheeqt]

when i got pulled over for the first time, i didn’t know why. the officer came over and i looked at him and immediately started sobbing out of fear. my hands were shaking when i handed him my license, he walked back to his squad car and came back with a napkin and gave me a warning for driving without my headlights on

[@desireemendoza3711]

nayeon supremacist once

[@fatcatsnuggleparty4272]

nah fam. he was gonna kill you you see? your tears made it seem like he'd be shootign a puppy. the no head lights was an excuse to get you to calm down

[@romeoa.6634]

nayeon supremacist me

[@yeonheeqt]

1918 - 3202 i am frightened

[@Aurora_2679]

Accidentally ran a red turn signal on my way to a haircut in heavy traffic today. Haven’t had my license for even a year. Cop pulls me over. Being respectful and honest knowing that I screwed up. Got only a warning. Fucking shaking nervous afterwards.

[@TheNaturalnuke]

9:30 he’s not supposed to let anyone down the road, he was just covering his own ass so that they have a record of it. ‘It was all just a big misunderstanding’ type deal. Cool dude.

[@TracksWithDax]

Ah so you mean he DID mean for him to follow him then? And then just responded as if to make it sound like it's not what he meant even though it was his intention. Fair enough

[@Gray13475]

Yes. Our in-PV mics, dash cams and, body cams are on for the entire 12 hour Shifts.

[@pennypearls5030]

My dad told me two times he got pulled over. Once, he was pulled over at a DUI checkpoint, and my parents had just gotten out of a party. They had two slices of cake to give to my sister and I once they got home. Once the cop got to the window, my dad holds up the cake and goes, "Want some?" Another story was when my dad was younger, and got pulled over because he was warning cars of a speed trap. This is where a cop will hide on a generally quick road, and have a ball pulling people over for speeding. The cop saw my dad flashing his brights, and when he got pulled over, the cop asks "Who do you think you are?!" And without missing a beat, my dad responds "Paul Revere."

[@saints360row]

Pennypearls, Do that shit all the time; flash brights, flipping a bitch over & over and bug out once you get a tail. XD

[@aqwkingchampion13]

Where I live it’s considered unwise to flash your lights because people used to use it as a means of telling you either to turn down your brights or to turn on your lights, but at some point some gangs decided to do initiation by doing so, and the first person to blink back as a thank you gets shot. The police do not take kindly to this action anymore.

[@pennypearls5030]

@@aqwkingchampion13 Ahh, I didn't know that last part! Good thing this happened when my dad was young, and I haven't ever had the need to flash my brights

[@aqwkingchampion13]

I mean, it’s probably a location thing. I’ve never heard of it as a police trap warning before, and I don’t know if the gang things happened elsewhere, so who knows. I will say that on my end, if I recall correctly, it’s not even something that happened anywhere near me that caused it, but something that happened a few hours away at the state’s capital city.

[@saints360row]

Anthony Arnold, If I'm not mistaken, MS-13 are the ones who came up with that as they do messed up shit like that; look for & find a man who has a job, wife & child and murder him - If you can't, you're not 'tough,' or should I say enough of a cold-psychopathic nut, enough to join. However, regardless of these isolated & IIRC old gang initiation incidents, flashing your lights to warn others of a speed trap is typically done in the day so it's not misconstrued as alerting others that their brights are on.

[@joe-xk8nl]

the woman that had a husband that I wasn't coming home from Afghanistan... that really hit me hard... I feel bad for that woman.......

[@TheHelghast1138]

It was so heartbreaking 💔

[@exist_much5625]

8:48 I had to worry about my dad not coming home when I was 3 and 4 years old. It's incredibly painful to not know if a loved one is going to come home alive or not. Fortunately, he came back, alive and well. Mentally and physically stable. I can not express my words of sympathy for this woman. I don't know what I would have done if my mother had to tell me that my dad wasn't ever going to see me again...

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

One time I had to pull somebody over. The guy was a violent criminal making his escape in this weird vehicle that looked like a single wheel. So I hoped onto my giant lizard and chased him down. He didn't stop and even tried to kill me with an electro staff. Eventually I crashed his vehicle and was forced to use lethal force to stop him. Some might call my actions "so uncivilized" but I stand by them. I did what I must.

[@country_flyboy]

Did you have the high ground?

[@xabalba555]

Nate Byers obviously 😁

[@simonnotsag6725]

Obi-Wan Kenobi niceone

[@inkpierno4ever406]

He was a bold one

[@damshek]

Hello there

[@n0anime342]

The lady who lost her husband hurt

[@TheHelghast1138]

It was heartbreaking 💔

[@serPomiz]

A few weeks back me and my parents had a day where we needed to go get some package from the mail centre (dumb postman didn't even try to actually took it to us, and because of a particular code on it, it was moved to the warehouse where they make extra controlls), followed by a dinner with friends. Coincidentally, the Police is searching for a car similar to the one we have (a Red KA), as we later discovered. It is now late aftenoon and we are going to take the last package, and we get pulled over by this couple of cops. They checked our info and sent us on our way; so we go take the package, and to avoid traffic, we take another road. Soon, we get flagged by the same officers. Hillarity ensues and we are sent on our merry way. After a couple ours, we move out toward our friend house, in a completelly other part of the city, and we decide to take the road from downtown. In fron of one of the many turist spots on the way, we get pulled in. By the same cops from before. At this point neither us nor them can keep a straight face and laugh to the ridicolousness of the situation, before goin our separate way. Near our friend house, we are meet with the scene of a brutal car crash. Apparently There was no blood, but 3 cars were totaled and at least 2 more were coinvolted. Because of that, after the enjoyable dinner, we decide to take the other way to go back home, undobtfully longer, but possibly faster than the other way. Halway through, during a stretch of the road between 2 (decaded) Noble mansions, a cruiser flag us and at the point where the road opens up enough to stop without blocking the traffic we stops. It could end here, as those where DIFFERENT cops, but no less than a minute later, the cruiser with the PREVIOUS cops stops near to us to see if their young colleagues needed any help before the end of their turn. It is mind boggling what kind of improbable rounds had those cops to make to have us being the first, Last and inbetween car to be stopped by them in a single day

[@codenamecordon]

Shows you how good they are doing their job to go through all these routes I guess.

[@Lanoman123]

serPomiz that’s legit hilarious

[@ilickyourtoesatnight9535]

el padrino wouldn’t work the cops would pull them over in any case as the car could be from the suspect and not the family

[@Taran858]

Seems mad to me. Why they couldn't just report that your licence plate wasn't the one looking for and stop pulling you over after the first time.

[@serPomiz]

@@Taran858 because you think that our police force is capable, quick on the uptake and comunicate between them. they really are none of the above, as a whole

[@faerierain7536]

My dad ran through a red light at a turn, which is normal here. The only problem was that a very small hidden sign said "No turns on red". Of course a cop was there and flipped shit. We end up going to court, I can't remember much since I was little, but a man overheard what was happening. He took one look at me playing with my lamb stuffed animal and my siblings, then walked up to my parents. He simply said that he'd pay the ticket fee for good karma. I've never forgotten what he did.

[@DrewPicklesTheDark]

How about the story of the cop who pulled over a porn star, and she said she would take pics with him if he didn't give her a ticket. He agreed, but then he was stupid enough to post them online. Needless to say he lost his job.

[@GizzyPope]

I don't remember any story about pictures, I remember one where a cop got a blowjob to get a pornstar out of a ticket and then she did. Problem was 1. Cop still ticketed her. and 2. She complained, rightfully so, to the department about the ticket and gave all the details

[@ronix9461]

9:42 the cop may have been making excuses because his camera was on, yet wanted to help the fella

[@doraeguyakaneddie6586]

They were high on Flinstones vitamins

[@star_skream402]

You can get high on that? That's litty

[@camodog]

Mr Neddlemouse: The legendary Sanic Master loooooooool

[@rizon72]

Had a friend who was 72 years old get pulled over for speeding. Everything went as well as possible for being pulled over until some time later my friends looks at the ticket for the court date. It was dated for about 25 years into the future. Goes down to the police station. Shows the ticket, lady behind desks sighs, pulled out original. Looks at it, then takes it and the ticket and tears it up. Friend always joked he would probably be dead by the time the court date came around.

[@balmain-i3e]

_I remember I went a tad bit over the speed limit and I was met with cops behind me. They commanded me to stop and to reverse the car. I did so but my brake was jammed. I couldn't reverse at all. The police muffled into the mic clearly pissed off.They lit up the sirens.I went out the car to explain what happened.I went out with three warnings that night. And another from a failed parking meter..._

[@theoreticalphysics3644]

There was this pink guy who kept screaming at a picture of a wanted yellow man. We decided to troll him with the picture and had a good laugh.

[@alecallred9145]

Theoretical Physics This made me smile on a tiring day. Thank you.

[@Bradly105]

Theoretical Physics nice reference

[@ashantinyongo7632]

Whaaaat???

[@thediamonddimanian6716]

I hate that I haven't watched that episode in years but immediately knew the reference...

[@not2be4gotten02]

@@ashantinyongo7632 think "cartoon"

[@yucaipawarrior]

1:30 I couldn't help but sigh when I heard "poisonous snake"

[@lynx4082]

Light r/iamverysmart right there

[@yucaipawarrior]

@@lynx4082 Yeah I suppose, I breed ball pythons commercially and get asked several times a day if my snakes are poisonous. They are constrictors and not venomous. So it hits a certain nerve when I hear "poisonous snake" Edit: Fixed Autocorrect error.

[@notmalk_]

@@yucaipawarrior aren't snakes venomous?

[@yucaipawarrior]

@@notmalk_ Yep, no such thing as a poisonous snake, just venomous and constrictors. However there is a weird one that does not fall into either category. Hognose snakes have to chew their food to create an open wound for their toxin to kill the prey. The definition of venomous requires injection, but they technically don't so they don't fall into either.

[@Breitiger]

Only 75% off? When she didn't even know the speed she obviously had no evidence at all. So cops can just hand out 25% tickets for nothing?

[@IlesStellae]

S1rD0nM4x I think it’s probably because the court has the last say. The judge might be thinking “She doesn’t have evidence to support he was speeding, but if she gave him a ticket it might be for a reason” and that’s why it might have been 75% off

[@bee5120]

@@IlesStellae Why not make it 99% off? The court is essentially profiting off of tickets like these. Imagine every police gave the entire population of the city these types of tickets with no proof. That's be plain stealing from honest people.

[@ProjectW013]

@@bee5120 behold the glorious justice system. And they wonder why people think they have quotas on tickets they have to hand out.

[@redshirt49]

@@ProjectW013 In smaller communities especially, they do. Since the PD often receives little government funding, tickets is how they supply their budget. That's insane btw, since they are supposed to be supplied with tax money but what they get versus what they need is often very heavily in misalignment.

[@ProjectW013]

@Toan Greenlow I mean, that's true of most positions of power. From Corp CEOs to managers of restaurant chains some people change when given power. Some should not have power but are the ones who seek it. I have family in law, even had one move due to corruption they have seen and refused to be apart of.

[@daringdarius5686]

For all of you with big balls, my favorite joke I'm planning on using some day. If you ever want to go to jail, if you take the breathalyzer test, ask the cop: "Did i get the high score?"

[@RebuUber]

6:00 isnt that like... *BIOLOGICAL WARFARE* ??? Or is it just me

[@kazunabe4288]

Just you. Biological Warfare to me is something on a bigger scale, like using gas on a population or poisoning soldiers with arsenic or something. This was just cop getting hit with a syringe while trying to arrest a junkie who has no idea what’s going on with force. I guess “biological assault” or “biological defense” or something like that is probably more fitting than “warfare”. Maybe if it were like an army of junkies stabbing people with dirty syringes would be “biological warfare”.

[@andrewfetters3163]

It’s a form of aggravated assault where the needle is considered to be a deadly weapon until proven to be uncontaminated. In which case it just becomes aggravated assault with a sharp object.

[@kazunabe4288]

​@@andrewfetters3163 Yeah but considering that the justice system usually trumps up charges as much as possible, I doubt that proving the syringe was uncontaminated, would change the charge to remove the whole "deadly weapon" aspect in favor of "assault with a sharp object". They'd probably say the dude meant to use a dirty needle or something and didn't know it was uncontaminated. Who says mind readers don't exist? lol

[@Kat-Kobold]

Just you. You are the only form of Biological Warfare

[@viktoriak4332]

The one about the suicidal women in a nightgown was pretty sad but not as sad as it could have been if you didn't play that upbeat music in the background.

[@giin97]

I dunno. The upbeat music kinda distracts you a bit, keeps you from anticipating it. Less sad overall, but the hook may have a greater effect.

[@MinatheRaichu]

Kirby for your comforts.

[@Shay_XD]

My sisters and I got into an accidental car chase while leaving Wendy's once. It was dark and my sister had forgotten to turn on the headlights. A cop saw and turned on his lights behind us, for us to pull over, just to tell her to turn her headlights on. She only has her permit and still gets nervous driving I told her that she needed to pull over but she still didn't quite understand how to do that. She was pulling over to the right but she kept going on the curb so she also kept trying to readjust herself, therefore, we hadn't stopped the car even though I kept telling her to. We were on more of a main road that had other less busy side streets, the nearest one was a few hundred(ish) feet away. Since she wasn't stopping I told her to pull off into the side street and stop. She did and then the cop pulled diagonally in front of us, instead of behind us like police officers would normally do, so she couldn't continue to move forward. When the cop got to the car, after telling her what she did was stupid (which granted it was) he literally told us that if we were not young females he would have shot us. We are 15, 20, and 22 but we could all pass for teenagers at first glance. Us being young, naive, and a little sheltered to the world, also a little shaken; this was the first time any of us had been pulled over and we had just been told we could have been shot; just kind of laughed it off like "Oh lucky us." and "Thank goodness for that." and such. He then told us that Hondas are the most stolen car. We were driving a Honda Civic. He thought we had stolen the car and were trying to evade him, which as stated above was not true. He had even called for backup and there were two other cop cars blocking the entrance to the side street. Because my sister only has a permit the cop used that whole ordeal as a learning opportunity for her and let her off with a warning and his business card and all of us went on our merry way.

[@groundshakersociety6637]

2:41 can confirm it's real Source: I drive going 90+ on I-95 daily.

[@JohnnyShagbot]

Massholes unite.

[@nathanhensn8717]

Lmao me too, well 80-85. I knew the story was true when she said that.

[@groundshakersociety6637]

@@nathanhensn8717 Yea, there's rarely any cops on I-95...can't complain though

[@brndalan1]

Definitely Texas

[@groundshakersociety6637]

@@brndalan1Maryland

[@MrRoombastic]

9:54 the cop was going to conveniently drive away then you get to go across the street with no cop

[@jonathanneal5622]

I love these r/askreddit questions. It's the only time reddit doesn't attack cops.

[@mangoscrub]

I feel like I sometimes watch these videos just for the background music

[@jedibob4346]

My mom drove through a red light accidentally, and quickly opened her window. It was cold outside, so when the officer pulled her over, she claimed that her window was frozen open. The officer closed the window easily, and let it slide. Another time she just said "oops" and got out of a ticket. Edit: I'm not a police officer

[@hedera1332]

Lol, why would having a window frozen open cause your to run a red light??

[@Gumbowl.]

7:45 when you come for the laughs and leave with the feels

[@marcilliez]

One time my mom kept getting pulled over because one of her headlights had gone out. She had been driving me from my dads house in Texas back to my house in Louisiana and during that long ass drive, she got pulled over about like 30 times.

[@Tenzaromon]

I was on my way back home from a day at college. I was nervous as I had noticed a constable follow me for around 2 miles before pulling me over. When he walked up to the window I already had my car off, keys on the dash, and hands in the 10 and 2 o'clock position waiting for my orders from the officer. When he asked me for my license I immediately handed it to him along with my insurance card since I keep my registration and insurance on the driver side visor. After he came back from his cruiser he asked me if I know what I was doing and being perfectly honest I told him no since I had been doing 57 mph (I have a digital speedometer), signaling for my lane changes, and was staying between the lines. He told me I was right and to keep up the good work on safe driving since I had nothing on my record from when I started driving at 16.5 years old (I was 21 at the time). Got a $15 Sonic gift card out of that.

[@noeliagutierrez4223]

5:00 you thought you could get away with that Kirby squeak squad piano music unnoticed! LMAO!

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

I pulled over some Home Depo truck in NYC that ran over some bicyclists then rammed into a bus.

[@ragequitrome]

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions jesus that’s insane

[@депрессивныйстудент]

everything about your comment is perfect.

[@TJ-tl8ol]

yeah, and i’m the president

[@TollyKipper]

@@TJ-tl8ol hello Mr. President!

[@TheHelghast1138]

That one about the woman trying to kill herself was heartbreaking 💔😥💔

[@thedailybullshit4033]

My mom is a state trooper, (sergeant now) and she's told me many a story about this place where she was sent out to a lot. It's a very secluded area were it was known that people did and dealt drugs. What she most often found instead was a sex scene. She told me that she'd known what they were doing in the first place, but she'd enjoy sneaking up and them, wait till she was behind them, and turn on her lights and siren. Her days on the road sound way more fun than what she does at the office

[@nawr494]

that's why you refer to it as an emergency brake, not a parking brake, so you don't forget

[@titouanhazard8191]

- Are you high ? - Am I what ? - High - Hello

[@csehestedt94]

8:48 I'm not crying I literally have a metal flake in my eye, but am I dying on the inside yes yes I am

[@ZieSpiralOut]

I was happily amused before the widow one, now I am crying 😢...

[@drektar1]

I didn't expect to get emotional and teary eyed from a video like this...

[@harleybynature]

The woman with the rope gave me tears. 😭😭😭😭

[@TheHelghast1138]

Me too

[@founderoftheempire8589]

8:44 welp I can relate cause my father didn't come back either from Afghanistan

[@cookieusa1]

Sir, do you know how fast you were going? I’m fast a fuck boy.

[@IMTHATN1NJA]

Alright not my story but my chaplain told us about when he was a cop. He was responding to a house check for some guy apparently trying to commit suicide. He walks in to the house and doesn’t see anything. After walking to the kitchen he sees the guy with a double barrel shotgun aimed at his head. So he yells at him “put the gun down etc etc” the man says “I’ll put the gun down if you let me smoke this” then proceeds to pull out the biggest joint my chaplain has ever seen. My chaplain at this point says “light that doobie up” the man does and they have a conversation for an hour about how Wylie the coyote would catch the road runner in real life. Eventually the mans done smoking and hands the shotgun to my chaplain. It turns out it wasn’t even loaded. Sometimes people just need someone to listen. The man got help and they still talk to this day about 30 years later.

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

That chaplain made the perfect career change.

[@persey7241]

Did the guy have the gun pointed at his own head or at the cop?

[@IMTHATN1NJA]

Véleno his own head

[@bobosmith101]

I'm a simple man. I see Club Penguin, I click.

[@nonegone7170]

It's good to see the pilot's license joke is universal among cops.

[@brianas4395]

club penguin in the thumbnail? i’m subbed

[@slifer0081]

Lmao

[@karenreturnthekids.2531]

sub penguin

[@lucas29476]

The first one was a botched copypasta. The original goes like this: Cop: Would you hand over your Private Pilot’s License, your Sports Car Club of America Racing License, and your Driver’s License please? Guy *scared out of his wits that he’s gonna lose all the licenses, shakily*: Here... here you go, sir. Cop: Woah. I’ve been doing this my entire career and you’re the first one to actually produce all three. I made a promise to myself that if I find someone who did, I’ll let them go with a warning. Have a good day.

[@tmpace9]

4:25 As a Flagger, this happens all the time. People look at me like I'm supposed to know which way they're intending to go. Flaggers on each side of an emergency/construction zone hold their flags at stop until a car approaches, then if it's clear I flag them in. So it's not like you can just wait for the "slow" side.

[@joshjansen9836]

7:50 hits home hard emt student is sc. had something similar. I still go see his grave. He was an EOD tech, we all cried that night.

[@jazzykibble3213]

My mom once got pulled over because the cop thought my dad was high as shit. She had to show the cop my dad's dentist's form - my dad was stoned off the drugs they use to pull wisdom teeth out

[@thatonecubchoo1541]

The one with the woman and the rope goes to show that police also protect us from ourselves, even when we are completely sober. Then again, can grief even count as a state of sobriety?

[@persey7241]

It doesn't come down to being a cop, but just a person. I'm sure most of us would try to stop and talk someone out of suiciding

[@KumaPaws376]

“Shake’m to wake’m”

[@toxickitten2800]

When police officers act like they have hearts

[@bottlerocket2528]

*_Once, I illegally..._* Wait.... how can I trust you?

[@slifer0081]

LMAO

[@gambit5667]

1:00 this speaks for itself

[@VIP1234]

My mom once was going on a long drive to somewhere (I don't remember as this was a while ago) and she had loud music on. I don't know the full story, but a cop with his lights on came behind her sometime during her trip and she did not notice. He honked and tried signaling her many times for over an hour to no avail. Eventually, he used his flashlight and got it to shine in her mirrors, finally getting her attention. Mind you this was about an hour or two after he originally turned his sirens on. The funniest part was, after my mom explained to him what had happened, he just gave her a warning.

[@michaelikedi9245]

Yeetus skeetus brainydude gave me a feetus

[@desirosethorne4429]

@@petrowsky3354 I heard this.

[@toastedwaffle4515]

Background! My uncle is a police officer and my cousin ( his daughter) married a cop and they had the reception at my his house and we brought some furniture over there to accommodate the guest since there where alot of people there anyway a few days after while they where in Europe for there honey moon ( my uncle also went with them not like together together) me and a friend drove down to there in a pickup to get are stuff back and the people next door called the police on us thinking we where stealing stuff since they knew everyone that lived there is gone for a few weeks so we get about 3 blocks away when a cruiser pulls behind us and hits is with the lights and sirens so we pull over the are out of there car in an instant with there guns out telling us to get out with are hands up and lay down on the ground while one of them walks up to us and hand cuffs us literally 4 sec after we where both in cuffs the radiator on the cops car exploded and scared the shit out of all of us if they had still had there guns drawn on us they probably would have shot us

[@nixadventures3938]

7:44. Know this. I know this feel. You are not alone.

[@snipes503]

Lol. I've been on I-95 many many times. Can confirm that if you aren't speeding, you are in danger.

[@bunniesbunniesbunnie]

cop who got stabbed with the needle got a wakeup call from the universe that's probably saved his life multiple times now and he doesn't even know it.

[@BennettRedacted]

9:41 I get it. The cop wasn't supposed to let you drive there, so he put on a show at the end to pretend. Nice guy.

[@3fish3fan3]

The woman in the night gown was heartbreaking.

[@Brievel]

3:18 warmed my heart.

[@ibic2441]

"serving left to right like a cheesy neef gun bullet" Me: amen to that

[@mazzystars]

From another video I just watched; Guy in passenger seat was pretending to be asleep because the cop pulled them over. The guy in the drivers seat was ALSO pretending to be asleep, I wouldnt be surprised if this was in this video lol

[@jaycooper2812]

I once dated a State Trooper's daughter. He picked us up late one night in his patrol car after my truck broke down. As he was taking us back to his house a drunk driver blew a stop sign and sped off in front of us. He pulled the driver over and as he walked up to the guy's widow he said "Honest ass kisser. I'm not as think as you drunk i am." He was arrested for a felony DUI and got 2 years in jail, a $10,000 fine, and the state siezed and sold his car. He also lost his drivers liscence for 10 years.

[@CrazyInWeston]

Once I got pulled over at 5:30am going down this dual carriageway by an unmarked car, the copper was along side me with his partner just wagging his finger making a no gesture. I pulled up, they came over and said "do you know how fast you were going around that roundabout back there?" I replied "Well I'll admit i was pushing it a bit, see I'm late for work and I'll admit I was gunning it a bit." Cue me explaining to them how I start work at 4am and thus I'll be 2hrs late by the time I arrive (well even later now since I've been pulled over) They then asked when was my last alcoholic drink and I said "At midnight" so they proceed to breathalyse me BUT they didnt even have a breathalyser. Had to wait 30 mins for another cop car to turn up, got breathalysed, blew a blood alcohol limit of 27.5 (legal limit in England is 35) They ended up just letting me go, no ticket or warning. They said "We dont know if you have just started drinking but you seem quite wide awake and well alert, you could blow over in 5 mins time if we decide to pull you over again because we dont know when your last drink was but we'll let you go" So they pulled me over for speeding and totally forgot about it.

[@chesterschriever]

Running away from cops because he thought there was an arrest warrant for him? I guess there will be after they did catch him.

[@tony2520]

Got pulled over my first day of getting my license. 3 days after I turned 16 I went to the dmv, got my license and headed to school.(my first car was a manual suv. Never had so much fucking fun.) After school about 3 hours after I had gotten my license I headed home. By my high school there’s an elementary school so the speed limit was 25. I was going about 30. After the school zone I noticed a cop was behind me and didn’t think anything of it. After about 2 blocks he threw on his lights and I pulled over. Handed him my 3 hour old paper id and asked if I was speeding. He said no and said that someone must have stolen the time stamp off my license plate and he was just making sure it wasn’t stolen. He gave me his card and told me to call him if another cop pulled me over until I got a new time stamp. He told me when I got a new one to cut it up into sections so it’s harder to peel off, after that we both laughed that I had been driving by myself for less than a day. Hope that cop is doing well.

[@Tory-JJ]

Love one not coming home hit me hard.

[@metaverselilith]

5:39 “dirty skinned arm” lmao what

[@wildrattygirl7829]

8:52 awww that poor woman. You probably helped her alot by taking away that rope and just talking to her :'c

[@cwp2175]

11:10 Bad deal, should've gone on Black Friday

[@alyssa_faith]

This isn’t that funny, but, my grandma had to feed one of her kids and she was driving, so she pulled over. A cop realized and thought she may have been having car issues. He walked up to the car (while she was still nursing her baby) and asked her “do you need any help?” Like , I don’t think she needed help nursing the baby but , nice try dude

[@Oliversartvibez]

Omg the thumbnail killed me! The anniversary of ClubPenguin shutting down is tomorrow at 12:01pm!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@MrTheWaterbear]

7:45 killed me, on the inside, real bad

[@richardgillette5759]

Omg that damn saloon piano

[@ericwoytasek269]

I had the brakes fail similar to the story. I remembered the emergency break. Let me tell you, they don't stop you anywhere near what you think they would.

[@thelickinglamp]

Nice Kirby background music

[@tz496]

@11:00 : when someone so badly wants to pitch in they put in a clearly flawed story. If you can fight a ticket in court, you won't get a percentage off... you either win or not based on wether there's any proof... which there wasnt for not even writing down a speed...

[@gingernut5057]

If youre gonna drive drunk then put a L plate on your car.

[@ShyKun86]

7:25 Yikes... Major Yikes...

[@taisenscoolstuff732]

Some of these stories are something else

[@40Kfrog]

2:40 That's such bullshit. What, just because he's got a uniform on, he doesn't have to obey the law like the rest of us?

[@ellie4668]

RIP club penguin in the thumbnail lol

[@donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666]

I was going to tell you guys a joke about cops, but I donut know if you'll get it or not.

[@piotr88e]

*_tell me the joke_* /s

[@DraconicDuelist]

It took me a bit, but once I read the hole thing twice I did.

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

too bad, i donut get Trumped that easily. now, if it was a different kind, it would be a hole other ball game.

[@jamesperrou6936]

No joke, i read someone as So-me-one and thought it was a name. Like who tf is Someone? Why have so many cops pulled him over?

[@Gray13475]

My biggest Citation when I was a State Trooper was $150,000. Plus, 24 Counts of 1st Degree Felonious Obstruction, 36 counts of Failing to Yield for an Emergency Vehicle and, 24 Counts of 1st Degree Felonious Reckless Driving. The dick actively blocked me from getting to a MVA involving vehicles on fire. I was the closest respondent Unit. Six victims died in the most seriously damaged vehicle, as a result, including three Minors under 3 Years Old. The Involuntary Manslaughter Charge was sadly dropped. I have worked for our State Bureau of Investigation Agency(State-level FBI, basically) for the last 13 Years. Mainly, as DCMI Special Agent. Child Homicide Investigations and other Serious Crimes against Minors. The Legal descriptor of a Minor is any Resident of the State from being a Newborn and up until their 18th Birthday.

[@bradywalker5291]

3:11 story So recently moved back down this way(i-95 cuts through DE), and I caught a ticket because I didn't see the sign. 15 over the limit. I tell the cops, and he's cool. I tell him about i-95 and how I was basically forced into speeding. He tells me how Delaware has this thing, where a whole patrol of unmarked cars will drive behind cars and stop every single one of them and ticket them for speeding. Cool cop, shitty practices though

[@toastedpizza]

All of these videos have comments made like 5-7 years before the video was posted xD

[@chiefs2pretty4radio]

Hilarious and humbling Human history archives. I appreciate this channel :D

[@artimisrok313]

First one got me rolling and we’re not even a minute in 😂😂😂